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Yeehaw!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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You haven't played any games?
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Thank you.
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Terrible! Terrible!
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At that time, the evil ghost was getting
closer and closer.
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But he was not aware of it. The evil
ghost jumped from behind him
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and grabbed him with both hands.
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And he beat him to a pulp.
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Nonsense!
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How is this possible?
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I am so old.
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I've never seen anything weird.
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Nonsense.
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Sir,
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that's not true.
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This kind of thing, you can't not
believe it.
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Then you've seen it.
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I... Rong,
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tell me.
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You've seen it, so tell me.
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我说也没看过 ,但是有人见过。
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你们看 ,你们看
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,又是一个胡说八道的。 年轻人啊
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,这种事你也不能不相信啊。
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那你说真的有僵尸这回事吗?
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等你碰到的话。
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你就会相信我说的话了。 碰到少爷我。
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要是真的碰到的话。
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碰到你又怎么样啊?
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如果是男的话, 我就带他到这里来喝两杯。
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如果是女的话, 我就要他...
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Hey,
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hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Oh my god!
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Thank you for watching.
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Everyone, we are now going to the
temple.
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Please pay attention to the threshold.
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Jump!
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Jump!
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Jump!
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Jump!
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Jump!
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Jump!
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One, two, three, four, five.
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Everyone, take a break.
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You are better than me.
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You don't need to eat or drink.
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You don't get hungry.
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You don't get drunk.
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But I am human. I am not like you.
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As long as I don't drink, I can't stand
it.
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And my gourd is out of wine.
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So, I have to go find wine to drink.
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Everyone, Sorry.
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I don't believe
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it.
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I'm going to tear it apart and see if
you move.
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Hey, there's another one.
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Why aren't you moving?
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Move!
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I'll find another one.
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Move! Hurry up and move!
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Move! Why aren't you moving?
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It's so strange.
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Why don't you move?
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Okay, if you don't move, I'll let you
move.
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Watch me.
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Thank you.
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I don't know.
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I miss you.
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You can stay here.
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There's a temple over there. Let's go
there.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
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Okay.
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Is anyone home?
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Excuse me, is anyone home?
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Coming.
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Excuse me, who are you looking for?
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Miss, your door is not closed, so I...
What?
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My door is not closed?
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Who is she?
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She's from Moshan.
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She said our door wasn't closed, so she
came in.
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Oh, the door wasn't closed.
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This shameless woman.
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It must be something your sister -in
-law did.
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She doesn't know which wild man she went
out to date with.
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It's really unfortunate.
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Mother, is anyone here?
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Don't say that.
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Taoist, what can I do for you?
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I'm a passerby.
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I want to buy you some... No, no, no.
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Buy some wine to drink.
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Cun Gu, go to the wine stall and get a
bowl of wine for this Taoist.
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Yes, Mother.
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Thank you, madam.
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Miss, just put it here.
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Thank you.
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Madam, who are you talking about?
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Don't mention it.
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It's my daughter -in -law.
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It is said that there used to be a opera
troupe, and there were three great
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actors in the troupe. One was called
Guan Zhengwen, another was called Zhu
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Fei, and the other was called Tang Xiu
Xiu.
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Zhu Fei and Tang Xiu Xiu were a couple
who sang opera.
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Because of the high income, life was
getting worse and worse.
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所以夫夫二人呢 ,就设计了一个仙人跳 ,要好好敲关正文一笔。
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当时那个花旦堂秀秀就私约笑声关正文。
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两个人就缠绵一番。
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Cun Gu, I saw your sister -in -law and a
man in the woods.
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Do you want to... President, please
don't do this.
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If you want, I'll introduce one for you.
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President, do you like my room?
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My lady, your room is so beautiful.
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If you like it, You can live here for a
long time. But don't let me down.
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Dear, don't worry.
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I will never let you down.
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Hey,
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what are you doing?
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Don't worry.
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I won't abandon you.
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I'll think about it.
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你等我啊 ,我马上回来。
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I'm already yours.
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Don't forget tonight.
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Dear, don't worry.
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After I finish this,
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I'll propose to your mother.
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It's getting late.
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I have to go.
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Dear, take care.
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Ying Hua!
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Ying Hua!
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Your mother is calling.
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I'll go first.
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I'll go first.
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Bye -bye.
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Ying Hua!
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. . .
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At this time, the officers came to the
scene.
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Li Deng arrested Zhu Fei, who had killed
his wife.
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But the officers instead ordered to
arrest Guan Zhengwen.
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Oh, how strange!
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How strange!
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How strange!
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This story has come to an end.
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已经慢慢进入离奇的阶段了
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Why are they all gone?
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What's going on?
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Why did I fall down?
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Today is the first day of the first
month of the first month of the first
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of the first month of the first month of
the first month of the first month of
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the first month
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Oh.
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. .
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.
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. .
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This is a great opportunity for Jiang's
activities.
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So Guan Zhengwen became a good ghost.
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He came out to suck people's blood.
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I didn't expect it.
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Just in time, he found Zhu Fei.
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This enemy's face is also red.
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This Guan...
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I can't believe it!
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Mom! Mom!
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Mom!
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I can't take it anymore.
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Take a
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deep
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breath.
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那是什么东西啊?
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那不是东西 ,不知道是哪里来的野孩子啊 ,偷看你洗澡。
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我好害怕啊。 有娘在 ,不用怕。
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Is your sister -in -law back?
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Sister -in -law?
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Who are you?
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Don't be afraid.
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I'll go outside and take a look.
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No! No!
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And there's number five.
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