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Yeehaw!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

You haven't played any games?

Thank you.

Terrible! Terrible!

At that time, the evil ghost was getting closer and closer.

But he was not aware of it. The evil ghost jumped from behind him

and grabbed him with both hands.

And he beat him to a pulp.

Nonsense!

How is this possible?

I am so old.

I've never seen anything weird.

Nonsense.

Sir,

that's not true.

This kind of thing, you can't not believe it.

Then you've seen it.

I... Rong,

tell me.

You've seen it, so tell me.

我说也没看过 ,但是有人见过。

你们看 ,你们看

,又是一个胡说八道的。 年轻人啊

,这种事你也不能不相信啊。

那你说真的有僵尸这回事吗?

等你碰到的话。

你就会相信我说的话了。 碰到少爷我。

要是真的碰到的话。

碰到你又怎么样啊?

如果是男的话, 我就带他到这里来喝两杯。

如果是女的话, 我就要他...

Hey,

hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh my god!

Thank you for watching.

Everyone, we are now going to the temple.

Please pay attention to the threshold.

Jump!

Jump!

Jump!

Jump!

Jump!

Jump!

One, two, three, four, five.

Everyone, take a break.

You are better than me.

You don't need to eat or drink.

You don't get hungry.

You don't get drunk.

But I am human. I am not like you.

As long as I don't drink, I can't stand it.

And my gourd is out of wine.

So, I have to go find wine to drink.

Everyone, Sorry.

I don't believe

it.

I'm going to tear it apart and see if you move.

Hey, there's another one.

Why aren't you moving?

Move!

I'll find another one.

Move! Hurry up and move!

Move! Why aren't you moving?

It's so strange.

Why don't you move?

Okay, if you don't move, I'll let you move.

Watch me.

Thank you.

I don't know.

I miss you.

You can stay here.

There's a temple over there. Let's go there.

Okay.

Let's go.

Okay.

Is anyone home?

Excuse me, is anyone home?

Coming.

Excuse me, who are you looking for?

Miss, your door is not closed, so I... What?

My door is not closed?

Who is she?

She's from Moshan.

She said our door wasn't closed, so she came in.

Oh, the door wasn't closed.

This shameless woman.

It must be something your sister -in -law did.

She doesn't know which wild man she went out to date with.

It's really unfortunate.

Mother, is anyone here?

Don't say that.

Taoist, what can I do for you?

I'm a passerby.

I want to buy you some... No, no, no.

Buy some wine to drink.

Cun Gu, go to the wine stall and get a bowl of wine for this Taoist.

Yes, Mother.

Thank you, madam.

Miss, just put it here.

Thank you.

Madam, who are you talking about?

Don't mention it.

It's my daughter -in -law.

It is said that there used to be a opera troupe, and there were three great

actors in the troupe. One was called Guan Zhengwen, another was called Zhu

Fei, and the other was called Tang Xiu Xiu.

Zhu Fei and Tang Xiu Xiu were a couple who sang opera.

Because of the high income, life was getting worse and worse.

所以夫夫二人呢 ,就设计了一个仙人跳 ,要好好敲关正文一笔。

当时那个花旦堂秀秀就私约笑声关正文。

两个人就缠绵一番。

Cun Gu, I saw your sister -in -law and a man in the woods.

Do you want to... President, please don't do this.

If you want, I'll introduce one for you.

President, do you like my room?

My lady, your room is so beautiful.

If you like it, You can live here for a long time. But don't let me down.

Dear, don't worry.

I will never let you down.

Hey,

what are you doing?

Don't worry.

I won't abandon you.

I'll think about it.

你等我啊 ,我马上回来。

I'm already yours.

Don't forget tonight.

Dear, don't worry.

After I finish this,

I'll propose to your mother.

It's getting late.

I have to go.

Dear, take care.

Ying Hua!

Ying Hua!

Your mother is calling.

I'll go first.

I'll go first.

Bye -bye.

Ying Hua!

. . .

At this time, the officers came to the scene.

Li Deng arrested Zhu Fei, who had killed his wife.

But the officers instead ordered to arrest Guan Zhengwen.

Oh, how strange!

How strange!

How strange!

This story has come to an end.

已经慢慢进入离奇的阶段了

Why are they all gone?

What's going on?

Why did I fall down?

Today is the first day of the first month of the first month of the first

of the first month of the first month of the first month of the first month of

the first month

Oh.

. .

.

. .

This is a great opportunity for Jiang's activities.

So Guan Zhengwen became a good ghost.

He came out to suck people's blood.

I didn't expect it.

Just in time, he found Zhu Fei.

This enemy's face is also red.

This Guan...

I can't believe it!

Mom! Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

I can't take it anymore.

Take a

deep

breath.

那是什么东西啊?

那不是东西 ,不知道是哪里来的野孩子啊 ,偷看你洗澡。

我好害怕啊。 有娘在 ,不用怕。

Is your sister -in -law back?

Sister -in -law?

Who are you?

Don't be afraid.

I'll go outside and take a look.

No! No!

And there's number five.