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我從沒想過做一個江湖中人
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不喜歡打打殺殺
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最愚蠢就是打打殺殺
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輸了，死
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贏了，仇家會來尋仇，還是死
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臉擦破點皮也夠虧，那太浪費了
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在我夢想裡
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畢業後只是陪老公遊山玩水
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我黑鳳做夢也沒想到
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未有老公，先要打工
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第一份工就要打打殺殺，抓通緝犯
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剛才那曲子是你吹的？
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很好聽，幹嘛停下來？
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你就是“一地雞毛”？
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站住！
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幹嘛？想再吹過給我聽？
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我是來抓你
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為何你們都想抓我？
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他們全都該死！
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你是殺人犯，你才最該死！
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你是誰？
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我就是來抓你的行俠仗義小白龍！
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你打不過我，走吧
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怪不得人家說
“一地雞毛”殺人不眨眼
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原來是個瞎子
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你想用激將法？
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很可惜…你成功了
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喂…我不想死呀
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拜託，別弄花我的臉，先生
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他不是瞎子就好了
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要是能見到我，
說不定會立刻軟手軟腳
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捨不得追著我來刺
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我的故事是從七天前開始
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那天，我還是個普通女學生
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其實我是很會挑朋友的
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翠儀，看她的樣貌
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甜菊，你看她多胖
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冬梅，算是正常，除了那雙眼
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和她們一起上學逛街，
我收視率會高點
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爹常弄這些給我吃，悶死
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你吃吧
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又是燕窩，我不要，滑溜溜
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大嬸
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請你吃
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這是雀巢冰糖即吐燕窩，很好吃
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真的好多口水，即吐的
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謝謝！
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別客氣，我上學了
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看不出你真有愛心
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好了，快點… 校長早
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莫等閒，白了少年頭，空悲切
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時辰到了…
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小子，這本書是你的嗎？
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是 我看好你，努力吧
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要自我增值，一定要增強語溝能力
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校長早
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很重要的
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你們四個的書包呢？
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這不就是書包嗎？
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你沒事吧，校長？
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平時上課威風，考試肯定不及格
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我理想中的男人呀…
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一定是個詩人
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詩人？詩人很窮
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詩人最愛瞎編，小心他…
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編你的貌美、編你的智慧…
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編你完美的身材
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你那個又怎樣？
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我那個？很簡單…
我那個最要緊有權勢
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把所有問題都變成沒問題
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現在有資格做我夫君的…
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就只有當今皇上的二太子，天養
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想不到你的理想是當太子妃
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黑鳳，我覺得你好棒、
好聰明，而且…
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好騷
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你好噁心呀！
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我噁心？有她噁心？
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你看甜菊，那才噁心
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學校有表演，二王子會來參觀
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雖還未見到他人影，
可我已經很興奮
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我盯住一眾保鑣和你走進門口了
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你以為我為何早不跳、遲不跳
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二王子
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對不起，我遲到了
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你就是黑鳳姑娘？
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剛才錯過你的表演
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不知姑娘可否特地前往宮中
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再為我演奏一次？
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難得二王子有如此雅興
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小女子甘願為你梅開二度
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有意思！那我們在宮中再見
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先讓我下來吧
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那晚宿舍發生了一件事，嚇得我…
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怎麼掃，垃圾還是這麼多
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不如…吃燕窩吧
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一地雞毛？
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王校長
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你找王校長是嗎？
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王校長在校長室裡
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你自己進去找他吧
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我讀書少，你不要騙我
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這位同學，你有興趣讀書就對了
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我們這間學校，師資優良
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亦絕對沒有校園暴力事件發生過
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你若有興趣，明早來排隊報名
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你幹嘛要假裝鎮定？
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你很怕嗎？
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你心跳怎麼那麼快？
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我聽不到
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聽你的心跳聲…
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我知道我沒錯，你就是王校長
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那你就睜一眼閉一眼，裝見不到我
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對不起
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我兩隻眼都是閉著
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大俠，饒命呀！大俠…
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給我讀出來
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是不是讀了不用死？
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讀！
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讀…立刻讀
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我王忠誠濫用職權
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要求女同學為我按摩肩膀
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我還色膽包天
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對女學生上下其手
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我還想吃了再吃…
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我記得那一天…罰一名女學生留堂
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我用手扯開她的衣服，
扯下她的裙子
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當時她露出了半邊酥腿
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然後，我用又粗又壯…
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夠了！你真該死！
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一地雞毛，你殺人無數
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到底…幾時才肯罷休？
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我所殺的人，他們都該死
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你抓我這麼久，都抓不到我
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你幾時才肯罷休？
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冥頑不靈！
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大嬸，我幫你叫大夫
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你想怎樣？
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想不到…在我氣絕身亡之前
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你我有緣在此相遇
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好
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我就把我一生的功力…
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傳授給你
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你說什麼？
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我再說一次
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好
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我就把我一生的功力…
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傳授給你
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希望你收了之後，好好利用
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造福社群
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收下吧！
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那晚之後，我再也找不到大嬸
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如此離奇的事，我真的好害怕
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但最害怕的，反而是我額上長瘡
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涼茶，清熱毒呀
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看你這顆暗瘡
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不知何解，無緣無故
長出這麼大的暗瘡
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我如何去見二王子？
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黑鳳，你簡直犯了
約會異性第一大忌
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無緣無故長顆大瘡在額上
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二王子見到你肯定調頭跑
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對呀，黑鳳
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李公子就因為我鼻子長瘡，
才不理我的
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看來這顆瘡好像有膿呢
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夠了，你們不講我也不氣
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你一說我就越來氣
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別生氣…
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等會我帶你去渣渣那兒
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買個美白保濕精華第二代，
好不好？
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第二代？
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不會吧，你們不知道第二代？
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加了屈膠原呀
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啥膠原？
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屈膠原呀
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莫說你這顆大瘡
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就是痔瘡，也都能挑出來
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有這樣的事？
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有內幕…
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又是這個基恩，典型的婆娘
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他好像是其中一個姊妹的哥哥
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昨晚校長被人…
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不會吧？
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可知道是誰殺了他？
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誰？ 誰？
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吹得一地雞毛
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對，正是“一地雞毛”
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一地雞毛？
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“一地雞毛”是個金牌殺手
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自從他出現後
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這幾年，我養成一個習慣
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就是集毛
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我已收集很多不同種類的雞毛
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清遠雞、惠州雞、太陽雞、
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珍珠雞和家鄉雞…
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不用多久，我一定成為雞毛專家
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但幹嘛要殺他？校長那麼好人
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是呀
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好人？好淫呀！
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讓你看樣淫東西，看這是啥兜
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肚兜？
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你好變態！
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變態的不是我，是校長
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這條兜是在校長辦公室裡找到
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翠儀，校長有沒有搞過你？
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當然沒有，瞎扯蛋！
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- 我沒有，你呢？
- 我也沒有
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我不戴的
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沒有就要謝天謝地了
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戴蓮就沒有你們幸運了
209
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,600
你怎知道是戴蓮？
210
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,280
我媽也跟我說過
211
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,440
若有陌生人要奪取我們的貞操
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記住要喊不要
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那臭丫頭…
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身材挺不錯呢
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這也叫不錯？
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黑鳳，你這賤貨！
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是你傳我和校長有姦情
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我沒有
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還說沒有？
220
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,760
拿我的肚兜晃來晃去，你想怎樣？
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00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,640
- 基恩給我的
- 我不管！
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現在有憑有據，還想抵賴？
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不單毀我聲譽
224
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,880
還奪走我音樂科優秀大獎
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這筆賬，今天我要和你算個清楚！
226
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,720
你有種，要算賬是嗎？
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00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,280
你有那麼多人，我也有那麼多人
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00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,640
我意思是說…
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大家斯文人，有事可以慢慢說
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慢慢說？
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00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,520
她會飛的，會飛的，快走…
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喂…
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喂，這邊！
234
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,520
你怎麼在上面？
235
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,800
別問那麼多，快拿梯讓我下來
236
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,040
你怎樣上去就怎樣下來嘛
237
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不行，我好怕呀
238
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,280
我們去拿張梯給她
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00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,440
走吧…
240
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,680
會飛也沒用，這麼大顆暗瘡
241
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,520
再擠就有疤痕啦
242
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,480
你不是死了嗎，大嬸？
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死不了，幸好撿回條命
244
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,280
還有機會鋤強扶弱
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00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,600
你怎會在我學校做清潔？
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00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,800
做清潔工，是要掩飾我俠士的身份
247
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,480
而我來這裡，
是要追捕“一地雞毛”
248
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,600
那天，我與“一地雞毛”過招時
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被他打了下來
250
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,080
以為就這樣死了
251
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,640
好在有你的冰糖燕窩滋潤
252
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,640
我這條老命才可以倖存至今
253
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原來如此
254
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,960
你是否很想除去臉上的毒瘡？
255
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,640
是呀，你能幫我回復美貌？
256
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:14,720
只要我收回武功，
你的毒瘡自然會消失
257
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,280
這次傳功怎跟上次不一樣？
258
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,200
上次我用寬頻
259
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,080
這次我們距離近了，我用窄頻
260
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,720
這樣才不會有危險
261
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,280
這樣我不會有危險
262
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不是你，是我不會有危險
263
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,720
大嬸
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00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,400
你剛才不是傳功，是打我呀
265
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,360
我不想的，我也不知道你的武功…
266
00:21:55,440 --> 00:22:00,560
以我現在的傷勢，
大概是體內有病毒
267
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,920
我想短時間內，都不可以接受傳功
268
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,600
不好，我立刻把功力傳回給你
269
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,960
我不要武功，我要美貌…
270
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,840
我還有另一個方法
271
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什麼方法？
272
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,760
正所謂助人為快樂之本
273
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:23,920
一顆善心足以令
體內的血氣暢通運行
274
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:28,480
氣息調和得宜，毒瘡便自然消失
275
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,760
那我該怎麼做？
276
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,280
打劫
277
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,400
我不幹這種傷天害理的事
278
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,600
打劫，也就是劫富濟貧
279
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,800
心好，一切都好
280
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,640
說那麼多幹嘛？大家都是女人
281
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,160
你沒聽過女人“要美不要命”嗎？
282
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,640
你幹什麼？
283
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,240
大恩人，你叫什麼名字？
284
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,320
你是否叫流白朧？
285
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,440
不是，我叫小白龍
286
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:33,720
別動！打劫…
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00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,360
兒子，好像有人來偷東西
288
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,360
劫富濟貧真管用
289
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,760
謝謝大恩人！
290
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,920
參見二王子殿下
291
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:53,760
黑鳳姑娘，有禮
292
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,360
姑娘這身打扮…
293
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,360
清簡中見特色，非常難得
294
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,440
多謝二王子讚賞
295
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,880
多日不見，二王子依然神采非常
296
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,560
見笑
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00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:20,920
我皇兄
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皇兄
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00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,120
皇兄，我來介紹
300
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,880
這位是黑鳳姑娘
301
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,480
黑鳳姑娘，我皇兄
302
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,760
黑鳳參見大王子殿下
303
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,000
皇弟，不錯
304
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,320
大王子殿下，你武功好厲害
305
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,120
你喜歡？
306
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,800
皇弟，有空陪我練功夫
307
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,560
人家喜歡呀
308
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,880
皇兄，我們不打擾你練功
309
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,000
那…我也不打擾你泡女，走吧
310
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,960
再見大王子
311
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,160
我皇兄大情大性
312
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,520
希望黑鳳姑娘莫見怪
313
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,240
怎麼會？
314
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,480
對了，剛才看見你皇兄嘴含橘片
315
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,280
是何意思？
316
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,440
聽說練拳時嘴含橘片
317
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,920
可保護牙齒，不容易受傷
318
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,280
原來如此
319
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,920
對不起，二王子
320
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,760
沒事…
321
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,000
我寫了一本書，要看嗎？
322
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:42,840
一地雞毛？
323
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,120
其實雞毛不代表什麼
324
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,000
可能有隻雞跑進來
325
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,240
也可能是有人要做雞毛掃
326
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,320
大概是搞錯了
327
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,120
不會搞錯，一地雞毛，例不虛發
328
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,120
你是二王子
329
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,160
這裡是皇宮，量他不敢放肆
330
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,520
不，刺客真的很大膽
331
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:19,400
多年來，我被行刺過，
而且傷口很深
332
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,600
你看
333
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,040
雖然父皇常對我說…
334
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,640
出來跑，就別怕危險
335
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,640
今年花落顏色改，明年花開復誰在
336
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,440
我只知道…
337
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,880
千爵姻緣一線牽
338
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,560
天變地變情不變
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00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,000
天養，我不會讓你死
340
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,640
黑鳳
341
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,400
天養
342
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,520
下星期我們去遊西湖吧
343
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,160
大嬸告訴我，
“一地雞毛”愛聽笛聲
344
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,680
我在竹林吹了半天，他便出來
345
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:46,960
再來！
346
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,760
如果你不想棄屍荒野，我勸你罷手
347
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,080
好，那我們擇日再戰
348
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,400
如果你肯吹首曲給我聽，沒問題
349
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,600
吹就吹，怕你？
350
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,720
我聽到笛聲便會出現
351
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,680
變態
352
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,400
我們一定要再想辦法才行
353
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,120
你為何突然那麼積極要對付
354
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:18,960
“一地雞毛”？
355
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,320
你有口氣，痰多
356
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:23,920
舌頭伸出來看看
357
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,160
你缺點也不少
358
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,280
眼不方便，舌頭又短
359
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,800
再伸出一點吧
360
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,040
猜到了，為情對吧？
361
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:40,680
值得嗎？
362
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:42,680
值得
363
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,640
既然我們不可力敵，惟有智取
364
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,960
我武功很好
365
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,040
武功和失眠是兩回事
366
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,360
那是不是絕症？
367
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,760
不是，你放心吧
368
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,440
用天麻、陳皮、土茯苓各二兩
369
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,840
用水敖成汁
370
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,840
若你覺得苦，加兩茶匙白糖
371
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,640
一劑搞定
372
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,640
分兩天吃，藥到病除
373
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,120
多少錢？
374
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:15,720
算了吧
375
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,720
不，我是說我的酬金
376
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,160
殺王校長的尾數，你點算一下
377
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,120
少了二兩半
378
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,560
佣金呀
379
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,160
你又加價？
380
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,520
一個人性格再好，總有他的缺點
381
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,120
缺點？
382
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,080
你以為掙夠錢
383
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,000
就有人可醫好你雙眼睛？
384
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,280
我也不行
385
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,440
是因為你差勁
386
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,120
有錢便有希望，沒錢絕對沒希望
387
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,360
眼睛復明對你很重要？
388
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,120
你想試試瞎的感覺嗎？
389
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,280
不用了
390
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,480
有宗生意你想不想做？
391
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,560
那個人該不該死？
392
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,720
該死，很該死
393
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,040
人該死，又有錢賺的我一定幹
394
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,760
這個非等閒之輩，你千萬要小心
395
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,400
只要找到“一地雞毛”的死穴
396
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,600
然後插下去
397
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,320
“一地雞毛”將會變成一臉眼淚
398
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,240
這次你死定！
399
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,080
你沒東西插了？
400
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,360
斷了
401
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,560
你的腿
402
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,360
均KA
403
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,920
沒錯，你踢中我最強的穴位
404
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:32,880
別動
405
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,120
你打不過我
406
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,520
你腿斷了
407
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,600
加上先前中了自己一掌，你有內傷
408
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,280
你住在哪？我送你回去
409
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,280
別碰我！
410
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,760
這麼疼我怎麼走？
這麼醜我怎見人？
411
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,320
你樣子很美嗎？
412
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,880
與你無關，你看得見嗎？
413
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,360
茅廁在哪？
414
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,040
在水車那邊
415
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,200
那麼難看，怎麼去？
416
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,800
怎麼去？我扶你去
417
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,560
怎麼了？
418
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,760
你走開！你看著，我怎麼方便呀？
419
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,760
就這樣方便
420
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,680
你出去，出去
421
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,160
我幹嘛要出去？
422
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,960
你看著我，我怎麼去？
423
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,960
我都看不見！
424
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,760
我幹嘛要出去？
425
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,760
我看不見，幹嘛要出去？
426
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,520
房子是我的
427
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,600
我看不見，幹嘛要出去？
428
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,040
神經病
429
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,600
那我怎麼去？
430
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,400
你整天沒吃東西
431
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,120
吃饅頭吧，我做的
432
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,640
我不吃！
433
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,520
你受了傷，不吃東西沒精神
434
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,680
精神好，你比誰都強！
435
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,960
你別煩我！閉嘴！我睡一覺沒事啦
436
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,240
走吧！
437
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,400
我看不見，又不讓我說，還要我走
438
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,560
那張床是我的，我睡哪？
439
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,160
救命
440
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,360
二皇兄，輪到你
441
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,200
選哪塊好呢？
442
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,760
這塊
443
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:52,920
這塊？
444
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,840
很危險，我怕會塌
445
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,800
怕什麼，大不了重頭再來
446
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,280
好，我又贏啦！
447
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,000
二王兄，你又輸了
448
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,560
少年不識愁滋味
449
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,080
不是任何事情都可重頭再來
450
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,320
我們才剛剛開始
451
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,800
我真不想輕易就讓它過去
452
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,960
不知道黑鳳現在在做什麼
453
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:38,800
醒啦？
454
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,360
知不知道我正盯著你？
455
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,320
你不說我真的不知道
456
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,760
我肚子快餓扁啦！
457
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:49,960
吃饅頭吧
458
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,680
這饅頭更像石頭，叫外賣！
459
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:55,680
太遠，沒人送
460
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,800
你自己去買呀！
461
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,360
你吹首曲來聽
462
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:02,600
不吹！
463
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,760
我不想出門
464
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,160
對了，幫我買蠟燭、紙筆墨、信鴿
465
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,600
你要多吹一首曲給我聽
466
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,720
不吹呀！
467
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,840
我只買外賣
468
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,120
快點吧
469
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,560
是什麼？
470
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,600
麥記
471
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:14,720
饅頭？
472
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,520
我都說不吃饅頭，
你瞎的還是聾的？
473
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,560
我以為你嫌我弄得硬
474
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,960
我買來軟的給你
475
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,640
老麥弄的饅頭出名軟
476
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,320
現在還有贈品，送咯咯雞
477
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,640
你快走！
478
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,400
有問題，咯咯雞
479
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,680
傻子
480
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,800
你玩完沒有？
481
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,800
整天玩，玩夠沒有？
482
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,560
天養
483
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,080
由於學校音樂團
將作出慈善巡迴表演
484
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,560
這段日子裡，我們暫時不能見面
485
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,680
西湖之行暫且擱置
486
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:45,080
待巡迴表演完成後，
我們再相約外遊
487
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,320
等待你回信的人，黑鳳字
488
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,840
他以為我跟他玩，一會有他好看
489
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:29,920
死吧，瞎子！
490
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:35,920
怎麼了？
491
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:37,960
你是不是跌倒？
492
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,480
笛子有沒有掉到水裡？
493
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,600
你沒事吧？我扶均KA
494
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,360
不用！
495
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,280
他的死穴，應該在他脊背上
496
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,960
別收拾了，這麼晚收拾什麼？
497
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,040
明天才收拾吧
498
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,240
對我來說，任何時候都是夜晚
499
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,560
瞎子….
500
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,600
瞎子….
501
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,640
我幫你撿到兩個銅板
502
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,840
謝謝，好心有好報
503
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,320
吃東西
504
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,600
我真的不想吃饅頭呀
505
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:42,120
這個有餡的，有餡就不叫饅頭
506
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,400
吃吧
507
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,200
好不好吃？
508
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:50,680
比饅頭好吃
509
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,680
我發明的
510
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:55,800
可知道叫什麼名字？
511
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,360
叫「小龍包」
512
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,840
知道為何叫「小龍包」？
513
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,360
因為是為小白龍做的包
514
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,560
所以叫「小龍包」
515
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,720
喜歡吃多吃一點，我再弄
516
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,960
小白龍…
517
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,320
愛吃「小龍包」
518
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,680
怎不叫「小白龍包」？
519
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,720
因為真的不是你包的嘛
520
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,400
瞎子！
521
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:46,680
你釣什麼？
522
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,200
我釣你的笛子！
523
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,280
釣我的笛子？
524
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,760
那你慢慢釣吧，釣準一點
525
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,040
是！
526
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,640
小白龍！
527
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,480
小白龍！
528
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,520
我釣到你的笛子啦！
529
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,160
他用什麼魚餌釣笛子呢？
530
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,240
瞎子，幹嘛不玩咯咯雞呀？
531
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,480
玩厭了，好吵呀
532
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,640
你不喜歡吵，不玩了
533
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,480
其實你叫什麼名字？
534
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,600
我叫阿雞
535
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,800
難怪你愛玩咯咯雞
536
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,040
你怎麼會瞎呢？
537
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,200
小時候喜歡看星星
538
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,960
小時候很喜歡躺著看星星
539
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,920
那天晚上躺著看星星
540
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,360
不料下起傾盆大雨
541
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,560
一直看著天，想雨快點停，
快見到星星
542
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,640
可是那場雨就是沒有停過
543
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:24,400
一直看著天…越看天越黑
544
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:27,880
星星一直都沒有出來
545
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,440
後來黑到…
546
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,000
連自己的手都看不見
547
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,360
身體又濕又冷
548
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,240
只記得媽媽抱住我，不停叫喊
549
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,720
問我看不看到她
550
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,400
我就知道我已經看不到東西了
551
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,440
你父母呢？
552
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,560
有一天，他們帶我去集市
553
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,720
那裡應該是集市，很吵很熱鬧
554
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,880
我拉著他們的手，後來…
555
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:22,160
爹…
556
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:29,320
娘…
557
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,120
爹…
558
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,160
娘…
559
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,400
爹，你在哪？
560
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:42,280
娘…你在哪呀？
561
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:47,520
爹，娘，你們在哪呀？
562
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,600
我記得當時我真的很害怕
563
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,120
不停叫他們，但都沒有回應
564
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:56,920
他們不肯應我
565
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,240
你小時候應該很坎坷
566
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,680
想吃包，過來搶
567
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,000
過來搶
568
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:16,600
還給我…包還給我！
569
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:20,720
還給你
570
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:23,120
吃吧！
571
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:27,040
他吃屎！好唔好食？
572
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,000
小瞎子，認著我！
573
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,400
我叫阿鷹，認住這隻鷹！走！
574
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,560
到別處玩去
575
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,640
如有機會能復明，
你最想看見什麼？
576
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:56,760
看看星，看看海，看看地…
577
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,400
看看你
578
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,960
我帶你去看樣東西
579
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,480
想不想看星星？
580
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,120
想，想看
581
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,560
看天上
582
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:27,560
很漂亮吧？
583
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,720
好多星星
584
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,360
送樣東西給你
585
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,520
咯咯雞
586
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,520
你不是很喜歡它嗎？
587
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:57,240
送東西給人，當然要送…
588
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,120
自己心愛的東西
589
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:02,160
送給你
590
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,200
瞎子，出去玩呀
591
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,360
瞎子，今天天氣很好呀
592
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,280
太陽曬得好厲害呀
593
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,440
不行，要買支防曬油才行
594
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:19,400
我也想試試曬的感覺
595
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,480
不要緊，你曬得到，只是看不到
596
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:26,360
小心，斜坡
597
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,600
瞎子，你也挺棒的
598
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,360
懂得做輪椅，又會做枴杖
599
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,400
最了得，就是你會弄「小龍包」
600
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,640
謝謝…
601
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,960
你還會弄些什麼？
602
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,360
我還會弄這…弄那
603
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,520
你的嘴巴挺滑呢
604
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,840
可惜你失明，不然肯定迷倒妞兒
605
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:45,560
為什麼？
606
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,040
為什麼我可以迷倒妞兒？
607
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,200
你挺帥呀
608
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,480
你眼睛大，鼻子高，牙齒雪白
609
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,480
有那麼帥呀？
610
00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:00,000
原來我是帥哥！我也不知道
611
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,560
我是帥哥！
612
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,760
我意思是說，你挺帥，就是不難看
613
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,000
不難看，就是挺帥
614
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,040
挺帥就是不難看
615
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:14,960
那你呢？ 我…
616
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,240
你是不是也挺美的？
617
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,960
我是…很美！
618
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,560
很美又是什麼？
619
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,520
很美…就是很漂亮！
620
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,440
很美就是很漂亮
621
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,400
挺帥就是不難看
622
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,800
很美就是很漂亮
623
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:39,840
挺帥就是不難看…
624
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,960
原來男人也需要誇讚
625
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,240
千穿萬穿，馬屁不穿
626
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,600
趁他開心，讓他掏腰包也好
627
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,960
今天一定要瘋狂購物，
什麼都要買！
628
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,640
你說過只看不買的
629
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,000
你以為我是你，不看也買
630
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,680
我一看就買，怕你呀？
631
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,120
我們回去吧
632
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,440
你試試看…放手
633
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,360
你弄傷我的腳，還沒跟你算賬
634
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,520
今天我所買的東西全算在你頭上
635
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,240
我借錢給你，但你要還
636
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,640
還就還，怕你呀？
637
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,160
我什麼也沒有，錢最多
638
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,000
快…
639
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:16,880
好！停…
640
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,240
出了新款呀！
641
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,400
瞎子，反正你幫不了眼
642
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,120
你自己走走，一會回來付錢
643
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,200
阿陸…
644
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,240
可否幫我一個忙？
645
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:46,720
什麼忙？
646
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,040
去哪呀？
647
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,280
我想聽你形容一個女孩子的樣貌
648
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,160
哪個？
649
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,960
在那店裡，左腳？著竹片的
650
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:03,080
瘸腿那個
651
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:06,760
怎樣？
652
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,360
什麼怎樣？在看嘛
653
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,520
她有一對胖大海的眼睛
654
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,520
當歸的鼻子
655
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,160
紅棗的嘴巴
656
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,800
杞子的臉型
657
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:28,280
髮型是白雲鬚加少許人參掛在額上
658
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,640
你自己看吧
659
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,160
這兩個是…
660
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,400
這兩個不關她事，她沒這麼棒
661
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,920
是我喝的椰青，你喝不喝？
662
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,280
你吸一下就喝到了
663
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:39,920
不吸了
664
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,040
你幫我讀封信吧
665
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,440
好
666
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:52,280
信是她寫的？
667
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,080
你讀吧
668
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:56,680
養
669
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,640
樂團今天做出第一次排練
670
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:06,840
其中一名新成員
非常欣賞我演奏的笛聲
671
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:10,960
對方更做了一款名為“小籠包”…
672
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,280
老愛加兩點…
673
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,360
的點心讓我品嚐
674
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,280
味道滋味無窮
675
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,200
雖然我不…什麼廚藝
676
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:21,200
不什麼廚藝？
677
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,160
言字旁加個音字
678
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,640
但仍希望於不久將來
679
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,240
為你入廚房出廳堂
680
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,200
點一點，鳳字
681
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,720
看來藥材已經有了心上人
682
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,040
你真的喜歡她？
683
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,440
散啦…
684
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,160
我喜不喜歡她，你不需要知道
685
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:44,080
她亦不需要知道
686
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,000
別想那麼多
687
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,000
做點正經事，客人催了
688
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,520
你何不快點治好眼睛？
689
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:06,800
這毛毛限量版推出啦？幫我包起來
690
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,000
抱歉，這手袋已被那位小姐買了
691
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,280
那你拿另一個來
692
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,080
因為這是限量版，只有一個
693
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:15,840
我知道
694
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,120
拿另一個給她，這個包起來給我
695
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,400
不行，這是她先買的，抱歉
696
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:21,920
你知不知道我是誰？
697
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,800
我知道你是黑鳳小姐，
可真的沒辦法
698
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,800
那你知不知道我每年幫你們店…
699
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,120
我知道…真的抱歉
700
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,800
小白龍，幹什麼？
701
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:45,320
那個肥婆…跟我爭手袋
702
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:48,000
我明明訂了個限量毛毛格子袋
703
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,400
給她搶啦
704
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,680
不要緊
705
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,080
改天再來買
706
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,920
我走出來就一定要買！
707
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:01,560
你過來！
708
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,240
看這顏色和衣服適不適合你？
709
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,040
隨便吧，我真的看不到
710
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:10,680
穿什麼衣服都一樣
711
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,200
衣服是穿給人家看，
不是穿給自己看
712
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:16,800
你懂不懂購物樂趣？
713
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:17,840
店員
714
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,880
這件衣服有什麼顏色全給我包起來
715
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,520
是，黑鳳小姐
716
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,480
店長，進倉！
717
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,520
買完東西真舒服
718
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,120
原來你叫黑鳳？
719
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,480
不行嗎？再買
720
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:36,440
全部出去！
721
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:45,760
過來
722
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,320
大家都是來購物，我不想太張揚
723
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,200
是…
724
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:56,240
去哪呀？
725
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,040
沒…沒關係
726
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,160
他看不見，是個瞎子，你繼續換吧
727
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,200
換什麼？
728
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,440
抽獎
729
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,400
獎品是什麼？
730
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:18,880
二王子
731
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,160
你別亂來
732
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,400
男裝在外面
733
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:25,400
我知道
734
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,440
我想送給黑鳳姑娘
735
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,480
- 還是去別家看看
- 是
736
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:45,720
你可否不殺二王子？
737
01:08:58,440 --> 01:08:59,480
你可否不愛他？
738
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:12,840
我的死穴…就是背後的身柱穴
739
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,400
在你廢我武功之前
740
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:19,480
我想看點東西
741
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:21,680
你吹給我看
742
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:24,400
你可以不殺他呀！
743
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,440
吹呀！吹呀！
744
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,000
我不要看星！
745
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,440
我不是要看海！
746
01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,800
那你想看什麼？
747
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:02,760
我要看你！
748
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,400
吹呀！
749
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,520
不是…
750
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,040
不是
751
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:24,680
這個不是你！
752
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,120
我看不到！
753
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,920
都不是！再來！
754
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:33,200
我不吹了！
755
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,720
我不吹…吹不成！
756
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:36,520
你廢我武功！
757
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,400
廢什麼武功？你看到我嗎？
758
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,840
- 你廢我武功…
- 你看到我嗎？
759
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,400
你瞎的！
你看到我嗎？
760
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,080
廢什麼武功？你看到我嗎？
761
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,400
我喜歡…你
762
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:18,040
如有機會能復明，
你最想看見什麼？
763
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:24,880
看看星，看看海，看看地…
764
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:28,920
看看你
765
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:37,120
為什麼？ 為什麼？
766
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,280
我不再做刺客了
767
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:41,640
毀約一賠七呀
768
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,840
這些錢你全拿去，應該夠賠
769
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,560
不是這個問題，你想清楚吧
770
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:49,480
我決定了
771
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,320
這件事牽連很大呀
772
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:54,760
阿陸
773
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,840
不怕跟你說，我武功已經廢了
774
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:03,720
我不可能再殺人了
775
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,040
等等
776
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:11,760
幹什麼？
777
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:13,400
錢你拿走
778
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:14,560
我不要
779
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,240
你怎樣生活？
780
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:19,320
但這件事…
781
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,840
行…事情我會解決
782
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,680
阿陸，認識你這麼久…
783
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,160
還不知道你的樣貌
784
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,400
其實我的樣貌很簡單
785
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:35,720
雙眼大大…
786
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:40,800
鼻尖尖…瓜子臉
787
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,600
許多女病人都很喜歡我
788
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,000
你自己想想
789
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,360
不用摸了
790
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,200
幻想才是美
791
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,920
我大概知道你是怎樣
792
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,560
老爺、老爺，二皇子來了
793
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:32,880
他想要見小姐
794
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,880
老爺，二皇子來了，他要見小姐
795
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,480
小人參見二王子
796
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:45,720
黑世伯，免禮
797
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:46,720
謝二王子
798
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:50,880
不知二王子今日來寒舍，
所為何事？
799
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:55,280
我們二王子專程向黑世伯提親
800
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:56,280
提親？
801
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,360
是不是太快了一點？
802
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:02,160
不快，不快
803
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:03,960
這事越快越好，越快越好
804
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:24,880
我一向認為得到
天下間的事是很容易
805
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:29,400
有一天，我在後花園見到兩隻螞蟻
806
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:34,360
當牠們觸鬚觸碰之後，
就向相反方向走
807
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:38,760
那時我才知道在人海中遇上你…
808
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:40,760
是一件不容易的事
809
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:45,720
能夠用信鴿跟你傳信，也是不容易
810
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:49,800
看完你的信，高興得睡不著
811
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,280
也是不容易
812
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:55,960
如果要用我的所有來換取你的心
813
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,200
我什麼都可以放棄
814
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,080
因為我覺得，最重要的…
815
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:02,200
就是你
816
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:06,840
若你肯答應，
我將會是世上最幸運…
817
01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:09,040
也是最幸福的人
818
01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,080
穩不穩妥？
819
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:00,200
穩妥
820
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:01,760
你看那邊
821
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:03,920
對不起，你看不見
822
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,760
過去看看，好漂亮呀
823
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,440
你的饅頭這麼硬，
最好用來幹什麼？
824
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:22,920
走！
825
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:26,720
走快點！出來！
826
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,400
走，快點！
827
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,160
還跑？出來！走…
828
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,160
站過去！站好！
829
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,200
站好！
830
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,040
我知道你們當中，其中一個…
831
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,120
就是“一地雞毛”！
832
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:50,240
我不是…
833
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:05,440
陸美霸，你再不說，我唯有再殺！
834
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:16,240
我說！
835
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:20,080
一地雞毛…就是他
836
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,600
不要死啊…不要死啊…
837
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:25,520
耍我？
838
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:30,840
停手！
839
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:36,120
我就是“一地雞毛”！
840
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:46,840
不關他們事，你別再濫殺無辜！
841
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,840
一地雞毛，你殺人無數
842
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:53,480
現在竟叫我別濫殺無辜，荒謬
843
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:56,480
別再浪費時間，我武功盡失
844
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:59,160
要抓要綁，悉隨尊便
845
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:07,960
盡失武功？
846
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:18,960
把他抓回來！
847
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,080
廢人一個，不死也沒用
848
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:37,080
大王子，陳公公來了
849
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:38,360
那又怎樣？
850
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:42,000
若現在動手，恐怕他會稟告皇上
851
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,200
說你濫用私形
852
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:52,560
所有人聽著
853
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,520
將重犯“一地雞毛”押回去
854
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:56,640
等候皇上發落
855
01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:58,760
把他一並押走！
856
01:20:59,360 --> 01:20:59,880
是！
857
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,080
天養，你可否放過“一地雞毛”？
858
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:17,600
你為何要幫這殺人犯求情？
859
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:21,040
他武功盡失，
不會再對你構成任何威脅
860
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:25,400
不行，他是殺人犯，不能放
861
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,640
我不想他死，
就如當初我不想你死一樣
862
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,320
走走走！
863
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:09,680
怎麼還不斬？
864
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:14,840
回稟大王子，行形時辰未到
865
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:18,880
我就是時辰，我說斬就得斬
866
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:20,000
斬！
867
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:28,240
小白龍？
868
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:33,400
“一地雞毛”的武功是我廢的
869
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,640
當我知道他要殺你，
我想盡辦法接近他
870
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:40,640
破他死穴，令他沒能力傷害你
871
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:44,520
既然如此，你為何還要為他求情？
872
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:48,640
我不知道，只知道他比你更需要我
873
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,120
天養，我想我們的婚約要取消
874
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:54,000
對不起
875
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:55,280
黑鳳…
876
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:58,240
你會去救他？
877
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:14,400
不准斬！
878
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:17,080
“一地雞毛”是極度重犯
879
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:18,800
斬首一事不得有誤！
880
01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:21,440
你為何急著要處決“一地雞毛”？
881
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,400
你這樣說是什麼意思？
882
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:25,960
你以為你是皇帝？
883
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,800
你不斬，我斬！
884
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:11,480
黑鳳 想劫犯？
885
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,200
就讓我這小霸王來
收拾你這小白龍！
886
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:16,120
我擺明就是來劫犯，怕你？
887
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,920
小白龍，對付氣硬功要以柔制剛
888
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:46,200
如雞毛一樣
889
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:42,720
王八蛋，弄花我的臉，豈有此理
890
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,960
抓住雞毛當令箭！
891
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:19,880
父皇？
892
01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:28,600
天生，你為了繼承我的皇位，
不擇手段
893
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:32,600
你之所以如此緊張
要處決“一地雞毛”
894
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:36,720
是因為買兇殺天養的人就是你
895
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:38,240
我沒有
896
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:39,400
基恩
897
01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:43,280
大家好，其實疑點有兩個
898
01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:46,680
第一，在二王子房裡找到的雞毛
899
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:48,440
經過雞毛專家分析後
900
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,680
證實是屬於一種叫皇氣貴妃雞
901
01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:56,160
而這種雞只有皇室人員
才有資格享用
902
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:58,560
第二，考慮到環境因素
903
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:02,080
皇宮守衛森嚴，放雞毛一事…
904
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,760
“一地雞毛”絕對不可能
自己做得到
905
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:08,160
所以有理由懷疑是皇宮裡的人做的
906
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:11,160
那也不能一口咬定是我做的
907
01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:12,320
為了捉拿原兇
908
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,800
我研究出一個快速血液測試方法
909
01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:15,800
有勞阿爹
910
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,240
如果你沒接觸過這種雞毛
911
01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:22,200
經過血液測試，就會呈現陰性
912
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:23,520
就說明你是無辜
913
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,840
相反，就是陽性了
914
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:29,360
由於時間關係，
大王子剛才你喝酒時
915
01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:32,000
我拿了你一點血液樣本做了測試
916
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:35,160
而測試結果…
917
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:40,800
陽性
918
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:49,320
陽性…
919
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,160
你就是那個主謀！
920
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:57,040
皇位應該屬於我，父皇你偏心！
921
01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:58,640
閉嘴！
922
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:03,280
來人，把他關進天牢，聽候發落
923
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:06,680
我才是真正皇帝，我才是皇帝…
924
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:08,200
我才是皇帝！
925
01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:10,240
你們幹什麼？放開我！
926
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:12,240
我才是皇帝！
927
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,080
瞎子，你被我廢了武功，為何你…
928
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,240
我根本沒有死穴
929
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:18,360
沒有死穴？
930
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:22,040
認識你才是我的死穴
931
01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:30,880
看什麼？你看到？
932
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:34,000
父皇，他們倆…
933
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:38,000
要江山還是要美人，你自己決定
934
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:07,160
一地雞毛，雖然你罪犯滔天
935
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,320
但總算護駕有功
936
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:13,560
本皇決定赦免你死罪
937
01:29:14,560 --> 01:29:15,360
謝皇上
938
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:17,840
但你要答應本皇
939
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:20,760
從此不得使出任何武功
940
01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:24,280
皇上， “一地雞毛”已死
941
01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:27,320
這世上，不會再有這個人出現
942
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:30,520
好，至於你的眼睛…
943
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,520
我會吩咐御醫為你診治
944
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:37,600
謝皇上恩賜
945
01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:41,000
黑鳳，上前聽封
946
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:45,920
本皇現在冊封你為飛俠小白龍
947
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:49,680
專責監控京城內的民生情況
948
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:54,640
遇見不公平現象，
隨時向本皇打小報告
949
01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:58,880
記住，是打小報告，不是打劫
950
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:01,560
黑鳳祝願皇上
951
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:04,040
在皇上英明領導下，能夠上下一心
952
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:05,720
成為我國賢君
953
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:26,480
怎樣？
954
01:30:37,280 --> 01:30:38,000
看不見
955
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:49,200
不要緊，我已經見過你一次
956
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:50,840
你永遠那麼漂亮
957
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:58,600
況且一有風吹草動，
我也可以抓住竹杆
958
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:02,000
鳳，把竹杆給我
959
01:31:07,480 --> 01:31:08,760
以後我就是你的盲公竹
960
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:13,640
只要你不鬆手，我就不會放手
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