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好…
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停…
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這裡還有一個傷者
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來幫忙, 快來幫忙 來…
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傷者氣胸
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但是被儀表板壓著出不來
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現場沒醫生
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我們不能幫他做抽引術
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趕快派緊急醫療隊來
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救我
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我不能幫你做抽引術, 醫生
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血壓170/100, 脈搏100, 含氧量70
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救我
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我會被吊銷執照的
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我…會死的
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對不起…
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你別走呀
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你可能沒了份工作
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但你記住, 你救了一個人
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呼吸穩定, 血壓140/80
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脈搏80, 含氧量95
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醫院哪是這個樣子？好假
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王醫生
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謝謝
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在這裡做什麼都要填表格
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你好幸運跟到王醫生, 他最肯教人
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入院填這張
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抽血是這張, 照X光就這張
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不記得沒關係, 最重要是這兩張
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申請計程車費和點心費
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還有, 現在有問責制度
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所以最好寫得潦草點
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這樣開錯藥都有得混
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你說什麼？
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我…何求其
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對, 這裡是何求其醫院
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什麼事？這麼焦？
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你都說焦, 被雷劈的
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何醫生, 你會如何處置？
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幫他量血壓, 檢查含氧量
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看看面部及神經線有沒有受傷
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面部對不對稱
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幾十歲被雷劈, 多數會死
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假如死在急症室, 不但要寫報告
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搞不好還要上法庭
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所以應該第一時間分流, 送他走
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知不知道送去哪科？
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外科 錯
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外科的主診醫生是馬醫生
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他最喜歡賭馬
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今晚星期三, 一定不看症
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骨科的邱醫生
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和我合不來, 不用想了
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剩下內科那個老處女
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聽說她最近有人追, 心情好像很好
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所以送上去一定沒事, 上去啦
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幾十歲被雷劈
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一定做了很多虧心事
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我做很多善事
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知道你做了很多賤事
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燒成這樣, 沒什麼內傷, 外科啦
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原來被雷劈是這個死樣
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所以做人要孝順, 不然會遭天譴
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我做很多善事
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被雷劈還這麼大聲
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不收, 送去骨科
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骨頭都還沒散送來幹嘛？
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送外科啦
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他是外科送來的
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那就內科
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他去外科之前去過內科
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送回急症室
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你好意思將幾十歲老人家
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送上送下？
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上次你送個割痔瘡的上來
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我都還沒跟你算
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有位子都不收
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枉你是做醫生的, 見死不救
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骨科的位子
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不是給你們急症室當垃圾桶
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隨便丟上來的
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我是經過深思遠慮
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詳細檢查才斷定的
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急症室都是專科啊
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不要說骨折, 骨刺他都沒有一條
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那總有點骨質疏鬆吧？
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你不如說他骨頭鯁在喉嚨裡…
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又是上一班留下的爛賬
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趕快把他推到一邊
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這麼面熟？
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每個要死的老伯都是這個死樣
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推走他
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擋住路, 老不死
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走
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好臭 焦成這樣
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老伯, 修電梯啊, 出去透透氣
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我只做過好事, 沒做過壞事
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不關事, 其實被雷劈是自然現象
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當一片帶正電的雲
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撞上一片帶負電的雲
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就會找地面上最高的物體來劈
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他們這樣說是他們沒常識
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我想你是個好人
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對不起, 我只是個新醫生
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我做到的事情也只有這麼多
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下次, 下次我給你一間房
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真要不得
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就是這麼現實
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見高就拜, 見低就踩
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有幾個醫生可以一視同仁, 有醫德
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吃飯
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讓我來…
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無論如何一定要撐著
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何爵士, 你打得開心就用力打吧
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我頂得住的
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不好吃呀？
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換一碟吧, 反正都是你請
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餓成這樣子
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報警, 急性心肌梗塞 是
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他不像是心絞痛, 是哮喘吧
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不行, 雨好大
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他的臉很紅, 倒像是食道鯁塞
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受不了, 好臭, 接近不了他
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我從來沒聞過這麼臭的東西
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做得好
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真厲害, 碰一碰都這麼癢
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小妹, 學學啦, 這就是仁心仁術
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簡直是辣手回春 真是可憐啊
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看他鬥志啦 吃飯…
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看來她都沒時間吃飯
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不如幫她打包帶走, 來幫忙
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都涼了, 我再幫她叫碟新的
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剛才的牛排都沒吃
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她應該會吃豬排, 我來搞
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幫她叫杯熱咖啡, 少許糖
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先生, 你還好吧？你沒事吧？
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他剛才食道鯁塞, 沒心跳、沒脈搏
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我幫他做了心肺救甦術
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現在有脈搏, 不過很弱
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那就沒事 沒事就別上車啦
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我剛剛洗完車
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來, 上車 讓我來…
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起來…
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上車…
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阿寶, 別送他去“何求其”啊
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你表現好好, 我很滿意
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我不滿意, 你沒資格做醫生
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八年前我急性盲腸炎
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進了何求其醫院
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是個美女, 身材又不錯
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長大後因為這條疤穿不了比堅尼
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嫁不到豪門, 參加不了選美
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那一生都完了
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她現在14歲, 5呎1吋
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估計可以再高3吋
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根據人的成長比例
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腹部佔三分之一
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所以開低1吋, 褲子就遮到
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但假如開低1吋
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難度就會高百份之二、三十
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難度高都要做
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病人的未來是很重要的
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做醫生不是這麼簡單的
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做醫生不是這麼簡單的
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就因為你這句話, 我做了醫生
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但你看你現在, 你看你的頭髮
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整個蹋下來, 就像塊屎
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開車開名貴房車, 怕撞死你啊？
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我真的好想見到你以前開跑車
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頭髮豎起來的樣子
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有火啊
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又亂想東西了
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何爵士, 你被人打呀？
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怎麼有人打我？我打人呀
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那班爛人不知死活
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七樓的管理人員都是吃屎的
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又不聽我的意見, 又要我捐錢
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我於是用少林拳打他了
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他們七個爛人不知死活, 還要還手
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我用無影腳, 一腳踢他
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我把他們打得癱在地上
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看他們還敢不敢還嘴
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你在幹嘛？
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我幫你扶好東西
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小妹, 我跟你講話你不要走來走去
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我要改革這間醫院
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但是這間醫院沒人靠得住
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不如這樣, 我信你, 你來
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我不行呀, 我是個新人
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我九十幾歲你都不幫, 我好淒涼啊
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我不是不想幫你
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但我一個人做不了什麼
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好, 你想找誰幫你？
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你講, 我寫
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我一時想不到
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說啊
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你去哪裡？
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我想到找誰啦
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是誰呀…
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是誰搞成這樣？
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地盤意外, 20呎跌下來
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左大腿骨折, 多處撕傷
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昏迷指數10, 血壓90/50, 脈搏110
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一、二、三
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配血, 血全圖, 心電圖, 含氧量
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一切準備好 止血鉗
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吊鹽水, 準備四包血漿
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輸代用血, 看看有沒有內出血
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抹汗
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打一支強心針, 電震器
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200, 退開
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吃過了, 馬馬虎虎而已
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你昨晚有沒有看電視？
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現在的電視劇都不知道在說什麼
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給我一杯咖啡
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要不要糖？ 少許
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現在聽收音機
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在這間醫院想做個好醫生
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真的好難
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止血鉗
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抹汗
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藥油？
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打一支強心針, 電震器
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200
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退開
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著火呀
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是不是要找他回來？
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23號頭
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煞車油200毫升
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機油4公升
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電池水箱40毫升
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正負極加10毫升
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退開, 發動車
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Joe
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師傅, 現在情況如何？
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車架和水箱都焊好了
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洗了燃油注射器
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那還可以開多久？
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我修的部分, 如果不撞可以開十年
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謝謝你 不用客氣…
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我們進去看看 好…
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謝謝…
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Joe, 這次完全不同了
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你想想, 這次有何爵士
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我不會回去的 緊急服務
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豐田佳美, 跌落海裡
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不要這麼絕情, 你幫我一次啦
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準備急救中心 一次, 半次
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快點 好
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半次 走啦
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你那麼絕情, 我賴死不走, 我下跪
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好, 我看你跪多久
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等我
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搖臂、軸承壞了, 連懸架都壞了
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拿電鑽來, 卸下連桿
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好痠
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我早說你是三分鐘熱度
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這麼多年老朋友, 不要這麼小器啦
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我這次真的下定決心, 相信我
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小學打架你失約
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大學絕食你偷吃
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上次醫院改革, 我們集體遞辭職信
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你遞聖誕卡
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站住
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八年前我急性盲腸炎
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進了何求其醫院
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是個美女, 身材又好
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如果長大後
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因為這條疤穿不了比堅尼
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不能參加選美, 嫁不到豪門
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那真是糟蹋了
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她現在14歲, 5呎1吋
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估計她可以再高3吋
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根據人的成長比例
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腹部佔三分之一
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所以我們開低1吋, 褲子就遮到
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這樣難度會高百分之二、三十
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難度高都要做
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病人的將來是很重要的
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你記住, 做醫生不是這麼簡單的
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做醫生不是這麼簡單的
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就因為你這句話, 我做了醫生
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你上次跟我說不是…
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這麼好的醫生去修車？
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師傅, 你一定要救救我的車
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車子是我老闆的, 你看看
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我現在喜歡救車多過救人
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怎麼樣？
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你能騙人卻騙不到自己的
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你看你把這裡搞得像個急症室
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你說你的心在想什麼？
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壓縮器40% 你會回來的
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師傅, 這一次你一定要幫幫忙
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你上次說是因為我做了醫生
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是呀
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你這次又說是因為他做了醫生？
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是呀
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那你到底是因為我
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還是因為他做了醫生？
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因為他做醫生
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還是因為你做醫生都不重要
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最重要的是
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我要嫁給你們之中哪一個
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什麼嫁給我還是嫁給他？
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我說出來你不要笑
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不能保證, 好笑我一定會笑的
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當年我在醫院做手術的時候
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我覺得你們兩個很好
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所以我決定嫁給你們兩個
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但是一個女孩
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怎麼能嫁給兩個醫生？
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所以我決定選說
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“做醫生不是這麼簡單”的那個
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你不要笑, 我是認真的
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但是當時我打了麻醉針, 迷迷糊糊
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根本不知道是誰說的
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好, 現在人齊了
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我希望大家給我個意見
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給一點反應好不好？
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奔馳, 你先說
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其實你心裡面都有答案了
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三菱, 你贊不贊成？
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那個女孩都講得蠻好的
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她的樣子很正點
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那一下拉下內褲, 真是有點衝動
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你不要再說了, 阿Joe要走了
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你不要這樣啦, 不要哭
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你不要走呀
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你不可以就這樣離開, 丟下我們
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神經病, 不負責任
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用不著這樣吧
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高富, 我們不可以這麼自私
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這裡始終都是個車房
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阿Joe始終都是個醫生
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回去吧, 阿Joe
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謝謝
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謝謝…
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謝謝…
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何爵士, 你又被人打呀？
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怎麼有人打我？才不是
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是我打人呀
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七樓那班爛人
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說我沒權請人, 不讓我簽你
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我就用螳螂拳打他們
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趕快簽, 我好辛苦爭取回來的
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小伙子, 你坐在我的導管上好久了
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我九十幾歲的人你都不幫？
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我好淒涼啊
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但是這次的改革不會容易
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下面有Leon、Andy一班無聊人
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還有上面的七隻老鼠盯著我們
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什麼？又是那七隻老鼠？
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讓我來
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好, 但是我要你答應我
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一日改革沒成功, 你都不可以死
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當然, 簽啦
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香港大慈善家何求其爵士
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繼月前在摩星嶺練功被雷劈之後
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凌晨再度被雷劈
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全身焦黑, 著火冒煙
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情況極度危殆
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警方估計何爵士是在昨日出院之後
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00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,320
再度前往摩星嶺練功, 再度被雷劈
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何爵士比上次還焦呀
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何爵士
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老人家一個月被雷劈兩次
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醒過來的機會很低
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我們不如… 不行
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這是何爵士最後的心願
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我們一定要完成它
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怎麼幫？沒了何爵士的支持
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我們三個人不夠人鬥
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他九十幾歲的人你都不幫
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00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,720
他好淒涼啊
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何爵士被劈成這樣都不肯死
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00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,880
他這麼有信用, 我們都要有信用
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[搞破壞]
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他們真的好鬼祟…
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他臉色這麼白, 一定是貧血
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少曬太陽
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聽說好幾年沒出過那房間
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真慘, 這麼暗做事一定有弱視
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00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,600
對不起…
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除了做分流以外
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00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,760
急症室能救的病人, 我們要自己救
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00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,880
每天工作八小時, 不可以遲到
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早…講到哪裡啊？
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不准遲到呀 是嘛？
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00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,920
不可以早退
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00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,400
我們有事先走了, 再見…
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00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,240
再見, 玩得開心點
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00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,840
吃飯一個小時
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00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,240
夜班嚴禁早餐, 早班嚴禁消夜
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00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:41,960
誰叫外賣？
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00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,240
這裡, 消夜到, 麻煩你了…
397
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,520
肚子好餓
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00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,640
做手術的時候不可以講電話
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00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,840
我現在正忙著, 在聽人放屁
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00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,160
等一下在手術室再打給你
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00:27:59,040 --> 00:27:59,880
散會
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00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,040
等等
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00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,240
我跟你說, 你是新來的
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00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,520
撒尿用第一個尿斗, 不要每個都用
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00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,640
你每用一個我洗一個, 想洗死人呀
406
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,240
我不洗, 你自己洗吧, 散會
407
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,040
這是什麼醫院？
408
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,440
醫生不想醫人
409
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,440
清潔廁所的女工不想清潔廁所
410
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,320
何止啊, 修冷氣的不想修冷氣
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00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,440
裝機器的又不想裝機器
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00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,200
對呀, 配藥的不想配藥
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00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,160
存檔的不想存檔
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00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,040
最離譜啊, 食堂的咖啡又不熱
415
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,920
汽水機的可樂又不冰
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自己做
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00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:39,880
行不行啊？
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00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,040
上次你說的股票, 貼牆紙都嫌醜
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00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,880
放心, 老闆是我的同學 醫生…
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00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,880
他說升到五元都行 醫生…
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00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,720
對不起, 我們盡了全力了
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00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:50,640
不要哭
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00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,040
再救一次
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來
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推進去
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00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,720
擺明搞鬼
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00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,680
死了都能救活？
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00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,680
剛剛才拆掉儀器啊 就是
429
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,840
病人沒呼吸、沒心跳
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00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,440
讓我來
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00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,360
奉好高高層勸諭
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00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,520
三個醫生不可以同時救一個病人
433
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,160
這樣是有違成本效益
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00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,360
請注意…
435
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,560
真慘, 又搞斷幾條肋骨啦
436
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,400
死了都還是人, 用不著這樣吧
437
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,920
可不是 只是有必要提醒你們
438
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,480
根據服務承諾 300, 退開
439
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,760
每一個病人只可以搶救五分鐘
440
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,440
燒東西吃啊？焦啦…
441
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,080
改天化死人妝
442
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,400
都不知要抹多少粉才不像黑人
443
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,560
每包負O血型200元
444
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,840
開胸心臟按摩 針藥每劑一千元
445
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,280
棉花每包30元
446
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,200
診療開支加額外開支
447
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,040
現在已花了超過30萬 多些棉花
448
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,880
搞什麼？是不是真的要搞到人家
449
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,400
死無全屍才高興啊？
450
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,120
不尊重死者, 都體諒一下家屬吧
451
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,960
為了平衡開支
452
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,280
可能需要解僱兩個員工
453
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,520
或取消部份藥物資助
454
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:33,600
超支、超時…
455
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,320
有脈搏
456
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,880
上多巴胺, 插尿喉
457
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,280
超支、超時…
458
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,720
敗類 人渣
459
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,240
醫生, 不如算啦, 醫生
460
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,960
兒子…
461
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,520
搞完沒有呀？
462
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,080
趕快啦, 很多病人等著用啊
463
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,200
超支、超時…
464
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,920
毀壞公物, 罰款二千元
465
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,880
醫生, 我的孩子怎樣？
466
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:10,880
他已經有了心跳
467
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,920
現在要馬上送上手術室
468
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,840
沒事了, 謝謝你
469
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,320
好臭呀
470
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,040
真的好臭呀
471
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,040
好臭呀…
472
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,480
我愛你
473
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,120
我救你因為我是醫生
474
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:04,960
我不會喜歡你
475
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,760
為什麼？
476
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,680
我不會喜歡乞丐的
477
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,200
有競敵啊
478
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:23,760
什麼競敵？
479
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,040
穎恩說嫁你或是嫁我
480
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,480
什麼嫁我嫁你？
481
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,800
她發過誓
482
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,960
你說就嫁你, 我說就嫁我
483
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,560
我說就嫁我, 你說就嫁你
484
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,720
不是, 你說就嫁我, 我說就嫁你
485
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,120
我說就嫁你, 你說就嫁我
486
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,240
都說不是了, 你真笨, 都說你說…
487
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,560
是不是誰說就嫁給誰啊？
488
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,040
是
489
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:45,640
說什麼呀？
490
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,360
“做醫生不是那麼簡單的”
491
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,320
到底是誰說的？
492
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440
不是你說就是我說啦
493
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,280
好記性
494
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,160
還用說？
495
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,120
再見…
496
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,720
做什麼呀？
497
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,000
每個醫生都有仁心
498
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,200
是制度令到他們麻木
499
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,240
我要感動他們
500
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,320
怎麼感動？
501
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,160
身體力行, 什麼都做
502
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,240
我們會不會做好多無聊事呢？
503
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,800
愈無聊愈感動
504
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,240
努力…
505
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,280
說明書
506
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,720
沒中文？
507
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,040
努力…
508
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,640
努力…
509
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,440
還有三個小時接班
510
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,120
爭取時間睡一下
511
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,560
起來
512
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,040
起來
513
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,560
起來, 工作了
514
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,480
上一更早走, 下一更遲到, 老樣子
515
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,720
這次的食物不錯
516
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,720
拿著…我去廁所
517
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,840
你每次都是這樣
518
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:04,760
還沒吃飯呀？
519
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,880
他們真的會感動嗎？
520
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,320
糟了…有病人跳樓啊…
521
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,280
怎麼會跳樓？
522
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,200
有反應
523
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,920
跳樓…
524
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,760
我愛你
525
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,800
我找到工作了, 我不做乞丐了
526
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,880
我不喜歡工地散工
527
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,880
我不是工地散工
528
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,640
現在我是工地長工呀
529
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,240
我不喜歡沒學識的人
530
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,720
在哪裡…
531
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,640
老兄, 不要跳啊
532
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,040
老兄, 等等…
533
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:02,800
幹嘛？
534
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:03,840
我的車呀
535
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,360
先救人
536
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,280
等我移了車再跳啊 車匙呢？
537
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,840
小子, 不要跳, 你跳我打你啊
538
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,400
等我移了車再跳呀
539
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,440
沒必要兩敗俱傷
540
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,480
搞什麼鬼？
541
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,880
你這樣撞我, 怎麼搞 你撞我
542
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,760
兄弟, 你冷靜點 不要過來
543
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,240
有事慢慢說
544
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,280
還有什麼好說？
545
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,160
我入院割盲腸, 哪知道割了輸精管
546
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,920
再開刀就輸錯血, 沒了個肝
547
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,440
換肝又輸錯氣, 搞壞了個肺
548
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,480
四年了, 一條盲腸還在這兒
549
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,320
但是心肝脾肺腎全壞了
550
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,480
我老闆解僱了我, 我老婆又走了
551
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,960
我家破人亡啊
552
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,760
我要用我的死控訴這間醫院
553
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,000
沒用的, 沒人會理會你
554
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,680
你看看, 下面全部在移車
555
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,120
給我們一點時間吧
556
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,280
我們正在做改革
557
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,760
何求其醫院將會是一間
558
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,760
有人情味和負責任的醫院
559
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,880
真的？有人情味？
560
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800
付錢呀, 沒付錢不准出院
561
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,480
我跳樓啊
562
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,640
跳樓當出院, 付錢
563
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,120
沒錢付啊
564
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:21,960
不用說這麼多了
565
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,960
你現在撞到我, 賠錢, 三萬
566
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,280
三萬？你給我呀？
567
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,000
換線不打燈
568
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,080
打燈？有人跳樓怎麼打燈？
569
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,200
跳樓就由他跳 賠錢啦
570
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,920
怎麼搞的？
571
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,560
你問他們是不是你撞我？
572
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,200
你撞我呀 你撞我就賠錢嘛
573
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,840
這麼高跳下來沒得救了吧, 醫生
574
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,240
配血, 血全圖, 全身X光
575
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,600
吊鹽水, 血漿四包, 快
576
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,720
拿電鑽, 還有電刀
577
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,880
你要哪個顏色, 醫生？
578
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:52,720
什麼哪個顏色？
579
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,440
這些不是急症室用具
580
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,000
要拿就需要申請
581
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,720
一個月後要就用黃色
582
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,920
一個星期後要就用紅色
583
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,040
第二天要就用藍色, 你何時要？
584
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,000
現在
585
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,520
那就要綠色, 不過現在沒有
586
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,360
如果你填白色的就可以向行政部拿
587
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,400
或是填張黑色的直接交給好高高層
588
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,880
用完拿回二樓啊 謝謝
589
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,280
拿去消毒
590
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,880
救人要緊, 快啦
591
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,480
糟啦…不知道救不救得回來
592
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,680
求神拜佛, 逢凶化吉
593
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,040
Joe…斷氣十分鐘了
594
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,760
8點50分, 宣布死亡
595
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,440
黏著肝的那個反光東西是什麼？
596
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,440
不是吧, 十二指腸都好像有點反光
597
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,880
這不是Leon的手機？
598
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:04,960
還可不可以用？
599
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:08,920
假牙？
600
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,880
醫生沒帶口罩呀？
601
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,920
有, 這裡
602
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,760
怎麼樣？醫生
603
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,680
我們已經盡了全力
604
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,480
還有你們兩輛車的維修費自己給吧
605
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,360
可惡
606
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,600
你別死呀…
607
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,480
我的車才剛剛供滿, 起來
608
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,720
這袋是死者的遺物
609
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,920
你交給曾經幫他
610
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,040
做過手術的醫生認領 是
611
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,120
掏仔細一點
612
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,000
只有$41.5？
613
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,440
沒錢就不要學人跳樓
614
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,200
要跳你該跳後山, 還跳停車場
615
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,360
你看看…還說不是你撞我？
616
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,120
他們之所以有這樣的反應
617
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,560
是因為我們不夠辛苦
618
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,320
已經很辛苦了
619
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,720
愈辛苦愈感動
620
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,440
好端端不見了幾萬元
621
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,560
看什麼看？不用賠呀？
622
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,600
你都還沒有道歉
623
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:11,120
Andy, 時運低是常有的事, 你…
624
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,320
對不起, 醫生
625
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,560
連累你們撞車
626
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,680
對不起, 醫生
627
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,160
對不起, 醫生
628
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,360
連累你們撞車
629
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,000
什麼事？
630
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,720
等很久了, 好害怕, 在流血呀
631
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,400
這裡人多, 不用怕… 不怕
632
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,520
對不起…
633
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,160
冤有頭, 債有主
634
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,440
你去找醫你的那個, 不要搞我們
635
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,680
那邊有個女鬼在梳頭
636
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,680
轉頭又見她在那邊梳
637
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,400
是否這樣呀？
638
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,120
你們成天只顧著玩, 叫消夜啦
639
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,480
你們四胞胎不要四處走, 嚇死人啦
640
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,680
人家以為你們大哥復活走了出來
641
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,760
人嚇人, 嚇死人
642
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,760
我們以為看到鬼嘛
643
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,520
算了, 跟著他比較保險
644
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,120
他們在做什麼？
645
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,120
應該在幫我們修車
646
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,520
其實他們都挺好人的
647
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,200
做人不要這麼武斷
648
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,680
先看看修得好不好再說
649
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,480
Leon, 他們這麼偉大
650
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,640
比起來我們好渺小？
651
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,520
Andy, 不可以這麼說
652
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,800
人比人氣死人
653
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,520
他們頭頂有光環
654
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,320
不是吧？
655
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,160
是燈的反光而已, 沒常識
656
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,000
也是
657
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,440
好人頭頂有光環
658
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,600
那壞人豈不是有角？
659
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,400
膚淺, 白痴
660
00:41:55,480 --> 00:42:08,240
我愛你…
661
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,600
我不喜歡有學識的人
662
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,520
我要有錢人
663
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,080
都夠慘了, 他們都好像沒什麼反應
664
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,520
也是
665
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,440
會不會我們不夠明顯？
666
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:34,680
那我們要不要明顯一點呀？
667
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,160
一、二
668
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,080
(向上刷 向下刷)
669
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,840
(不可放入胡亂刷)
670
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,800
(應防牙縫藏邋遢)
671
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,680
(起床臨瞓應該刷)
672
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,160
(向上刷 我又刷)
673
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,920
(不可放入胡亂刷)
674
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,480
(應防牙縫藏邋遢)
675
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,960
(起床臨瞓應該刷)
676
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,400
真是連廁所都洗
677
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,200
如果換了飲水機我就會感動了
678
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:19,760
什麼事？
679
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,880
醫生, 我幾乎勞力過度死啊
680
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:23,800
不是問你
681
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:25,840
放掉它們
682
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,240
什麼勞力過度死啊？
683
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,400
我幾天沒睡覺了
684
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,440
看東西不對焦
685
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,640
聽也聽不到東西
686
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:39,960
眼前一黑
687
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:40,920
誰關了燈？
688
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,880
“嘭”一聲這樣就暈倒了
689
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,320
怎麼樣？救不救？
690
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,840
不救就要送帛金了
691
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,720
沒辦法啦 那救吧
692
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:04,600
來, 快幫手
693
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,200
待會兒再搞你啦, 你先靠一邊啦
694
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:07,920
快把輪椅推過來
695
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,520
來, 一、二
696
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,640
今天真是筋疲力盡, 好辛苦
697
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,600
打死都不再做啦
698
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,680
要不然會勞力過度而死
699
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,640
好嚴重
700
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,480
都得找點事來做
701
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,000
是, 得找找…
702
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,560
真的不能怪我, 三更半夜
703
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,080
四個一個模樣的人跳上車
704
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:48,240
說去和合石, 是人都會開到對面線
705
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,760
醫生, 我真的沒事
706
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,480
你要不要先去看看他們？
707
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,040
他們一眼看就知道沒事
708
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,960
你這樣沒有傷痛才令人擔心
709
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,800
隨時內出血, 腦震盪呀 讓開…
710
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:04,400
讓開
711
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,680
真慘, 躺在這裡
712
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:08,480
又一個躺在這裡？
713
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,640
坐在那邊的那一個
714
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,240
怎麼了？嚴不嚴重？
715
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:13,880
不嚴重
716
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,720
不是吧, 蠻嚴重的吧？
717
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,720
叫阿Joe他們起來
718
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,640
看看那些表面東西啦
719
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,640
叫阿Joe下來 你躺下…
720
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,400
怎麼樣？痛不痛？ 不痛
721
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,760
什麼事搞得這麼嚴重？
722
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,920
我以為撞鬼
723
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,400
醫生…有四個病人進了醫院…
724
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,960
是上次的四胞胎…
725
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,240
醫生, 你醒醒…
726
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,760
有沒有耳鳴？聽覺是不是正常？
727
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,040
把手伸出來看看
728
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,840
有沒有暈？ 沒有
729
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,680
照頭部X光, 做斷層掃描
730
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,040
有沒有耳鳴？聽覺是不是正常？
731
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,160
你問過了, 醫生
732
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,920
我試試你有沒有記性
733
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,800
你又在做什麼？
734
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,120
包得不漂亮, 替你再包嘛
735
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,000
200
736
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:22,720
退開
737
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,000
都沒人
738
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,360
那邊還有一個呀
739
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,680
你們是不是見死不救呀？
740
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,800
他們的大哥已在這醫院跳樓死了
741
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,400
你們是不是想他們五胞胎
742
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,360
全死在這裡？
743
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,560
醫生, 讓我來
744
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,080
電震器
745
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:52,280
退開
746
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,720
退開
747
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,160
宣布死亡
748
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,200
10時15分, 宣布死亡
749
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,120
宣布死亡
750
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,440
醫生, 我是他們的母親
751
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,640
對不起, 我們已盡了力
752
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,120
他們三個已簽了捐贈卡
753
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,320
有什麼用得著就拿去用啦
754
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,400
送他們去外科
755
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,480
加護病房 快
756
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,480
加護病房, 快
757
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,080
棒透了
758
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,880
好在救得回來
759
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,440
謝謝你, 醫生
760
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,920
全靠你… 謝謝你, 醫生
761
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,120
謝謝你, 醫生… 謝謝…
762
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,560
他現在暫時有心跳
763
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,840
但是心臟開始衰竭
764
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,280
若不盡快移植心臟, 不會捱得太久
765
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,760
準備手術室, 移植心臟 是…
766
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:58,720
謝謝
767
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,120
拜託了…
768
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:03,880
拜託了
769
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,960
真慘…併發症呀, 深切治療不收呀
770
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,720
血壓100/50, 脈搏100
771
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,040
面色死灰, 眼白很黃
772
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,640
沒排尿 肚子腫脹
773
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:15,360
手腳浮腫
774
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,080
腎和肝都有可能衰竭
775
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,760
心臟停止, 醫生
776
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,120
去手術室, 來 來
777
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,480
阿Jim, 還站在那兒？手腳快點呀
778
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,600
要不要拿其他的心肝脾肺腎？
779
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:26,880
有多少拿多少
780
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,040
做醫生真的不是那麼簡單的
781
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,400
血壓60/30, 脈搏100, 呼吸7
782
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,000
一定要盡快
783
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,680
死人內臟不可以超過半小時
784
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,720
想領回那幾個屍體？不可以吧
785
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,840
我們的病人是死者的親弟弟
786
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,120
你不早說, 早就拿去給其他科了
787
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:43,960
有什麼方法可以領回？
788
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,240
填什麼表格才拿得回來？
789
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,840
不行, 有本事搶吧
790
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,000
肝和腎都敗死, 需要切除
791
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,760
還有多久？ 15分鐘
792
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,720
搶東西啊… 搶死屍啊…
793
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:31,480
別跑… 搶東西啊…
794
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:42,720
別跑呀… 搶東西
795
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:58,360
吸管
796
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,680
專心點
797
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,640
做醫生不是那麼簡單的
798
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:33,280
怎麼樣？ 怎麼樣？醫生
799
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,640
心、肝、腎都要換
800
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:46,960
爛肺、爛心、爛腎
801
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,600
心爛、肝爛、肺爛
802
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,800
肝、腎、肺全爛
803
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,280
夠不夠心、肝、肺？
804
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,360
我有肝 我有腎
805
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,080
我有心
806
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:54,160
準備移植
807
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:02,800
手術好成功
808
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:05,720
我上去看看他
809
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:13,920
謝謝, 醫生
810
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,800
謝謝, 醫生
811
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,320
謝謝, 醫生
812
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,520
謝謝
813
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,560
做醫生真的不是那麼簡單的…
814
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:29,280
做護士真的不是那麼簡單的
815
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:35,200
我中了有史以來金額最高的3-T
816
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,760
我愛你
817
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:44,240
沒用, 我現在不喜歡有錢人
818
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,880
我喜歡的是帥哥
819
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,120
你不喜歡有錢人？
820
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,760
不喜歡有錢人…
821
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,240
說
822
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,120
不看
823
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,680
偷人內臟, 刑事罪狀
824
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,040
給我寫啦
825
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,560
他不寫
826
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:33,120
生氣啊
827
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,680
犧牲阿Joe？
828
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:39,720
另一個行不行？
829
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,240
這件事不關他的事
830
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,800
升職加薪？
831
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,840
三分鐘, 給我三分鐘
832
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,200
我一向都是三分鐘熱度
833
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,880
我這次決定不會出賣朋友
834
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,480
看看我會不會改變
835
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,720
打了這麼久, “哎呀”都不出一聲
836
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,040
啞得好堅持 是
837
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,160
做什麼？ 走了
838
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,040
你也走？
839
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,600
你又沒打人, 又沒偷屍
840
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,200
我的合約期滿了
841
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,320
何爵士說搞三個月
842
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,320
現在不是已經三個月了？
843
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,040
這樣說那七隻老鼠搞這麼多
844
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:41,760
豈不是很白癡？
845
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,960
他們就是這樣糊糊塗塗
846
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,240
那我們這麼辛苦保護你
847
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,160
豈不是也很白癡？
848
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,640
你們也是糊糊塗塗啦
849
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:47,960
你在幹嘛？
850
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,840
你們走, 我也走
851
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,120
有醫生做你不做？
852
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,080
是啊
853
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,680
你會不會開計程車？有沒有駕照？
854
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,440
不會
855
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,280
做不做便利店？全天營業
856
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,000
不行 護士酒吧
857
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,560
拉高裙子, 打開胸口去賣酒
858
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,720
不行 那你會做什麼？
859
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,360
留在這裡, 做個好醫生
860
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:07,200
是啊, 就這樣
861
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:22,320
保重啊
862
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,800
再見…
863
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,040
醫生
864
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:37,520
你是誰？
865
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:39,400
我愛你
866
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:42,200
你怎麼搞成這個樣子？
867
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,320
我拿全部的錢去整容
868
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,400
夠不夠帥啊？
869
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,120
對不起, 我喜歡的其實是一個醫生
870
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,520
你不要再為我做任何事情了
871
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,640
謝謝你
872
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,000
你真的很帥
873
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:41,480
特別新聞報道…
874
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,040
師傅, 怎樣啊？
875
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:43,720
對不起, 我們已經盡了全力
876
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,920
這間汽車分解廠很老實
877
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,440
這裡寫下的零件還能用
878
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,480
希望你能捐贈給我們
879
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,360
老婆 …多處河水暴漲
880
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,000
沖走一百多人
881
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,360
當中包括在錦繡路拯救受洪水
882
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,280
圍困人士的一隊民安隊
883
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,680
以及消防署派出去
884
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,520
拯救該民安隊的一隊消防員
885
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:06,600
以及一隊拯救該隊消防員的
886
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,480
警方飛虎隊
887
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:10,600
而水警派出搜索該隊飛虎隊的
888
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,520
一隊水鬼隊亦被洪水沖走
889
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,160
同時間雷電亦在港九新界多處
890
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,680
劈傷劈死七十多人 宣布死亡
891
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,840
並擊沉七艘漁船及70艘遊艇
892
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,520
這次已經是天文台破紀錄
893
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,120
在七日內連續發出
894
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,840
第49次的黑色暴雨警告
895
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,920
第56次的雷暴警告
896
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,400
政府呼籲市民留在安全地方
897
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,680
例如戲院、卡拉OK等娛樂場所…
898
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,480
這麼黑的 看不見, 什麼事？
899
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,760
找人開後備電源
900
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:08,640
何爵士呢？
901
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:12,600
何爵士呢？
902
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,600
不見了？
903
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,640
他去了哪裡？
904
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,480
港島摩星嶺發電站
905
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,480
在今晚9點27分時
906
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,520
被雷電擊中發生爆炸
907
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,640
全港島區大停電
908
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,800
令多處地方發生嚴重意外
909
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,520
大部份意外又集中在港島南區
910
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,400
同時間南區最大的
911
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:39,760
伊利沙伯泰來醫院的後備發電機組
912
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,360
因為沒電供應, 無法啟動
913
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,840
當局要馬上將該院緊急的病人
914
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,920
分流送到附近的何求其醫院
915
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,360
何求其醫院呼籲
916
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,680
所有休班及休假的醫護人員
917
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,760
馬上返回醫院報到
918
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,680
何求其醫院將會派出冷氣豪華專車
919
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,560
免費穿梭接載各休班醫護人員
920
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,200
一幅防止山崩的防護牆棚架
921
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:00,720
在十分鐘前塌下
922
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,960
導致一輛滿載乘客的巴士
923
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,280
及一輛豪華冷氣旅遊巴士相撞翻側
924
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,720
尾隨100架車連環相撞
925
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,000
大量傷者被困在車廂或被拋出車外
926
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,800
現場是南區堅尼路
927
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,560
何求其醫院的附近
928
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,520
走來走去, 想去又不想去
929
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,560
不要想了, 走吧
930
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,480
你回來這麼久, 都沒見你開心過
931
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,560
你的心根本就不在這裡
932
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,120
出來…
933
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,080
全部出來, 出來
934
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,960
你們是不是喜歡在車底和我講話？
935
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,200
修車的當然是在車底啦
936
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,320
底盤有事嘛
937
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,640
需不需要閃燈、噴廢氣、豎起雨刷
938
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,760
像哭一樣啊？
939
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:23,880
還在想什麼？
940
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,440
出手啦, 人命關天呀
941
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,320
謝謝
942
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:36,040
沒電怎麼開閘？
943
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,000
奔馳今天病了
944
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,840
沒來上班
945
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:55,320
說好十點半
946
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,600
你幹嘛？
947
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,600
人情還人情, 數目要分明
948
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,880
你又在做什麼？
949
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,840
是我付錢, 我坐舒服點都不可以呀
950
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,280
開車啦, 看什麼？
951
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,400
幹嘛？不能進來啊
952
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,120
我是醫生
953
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,000
什麼？
954
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,440
我是醫生
955
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,880
我也是醫生
956
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,600
你這個樣子叫醫生？
957
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,240
你這個樣子叫警察？
958
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:52,760
也是
959
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,400
進去吧
960
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,000
不要抄我車牌
961
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:42,200
幹嘛？不能進去
962
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,160
我們是護士…
963
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,640
你們這個樣子叫護士？
964
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:46,000
這樣都不叫護士？
965
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:46,960
怎樣才算是護士？
966
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,640
的確是護士, 進去吧
967
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,320
你兩位不用了, 走吧 謝謝
968
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:54,320
喉嚨腫脹
969
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,720
一級外傷, 沒呼吸、沒脈搏
970
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:00,840
等等
971
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,200
呼吸管
972
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:04,880
醫生
973
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:06,840
等等呀
974
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:09,360
呼吸管
975
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:20,480
退開
976
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:26,440
氧氣
977
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:29,040
300
978
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,440
你剛剛做醫生啊？ 才一個月
979
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,360
這麼大災難派新人來？
980
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:35,480
醫院那兩個才來了半個月
981
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,800
退開 給氧氣
982
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,240
Jim 給氧氣
983
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,720
醫生…
984
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,080
人全到齊了
985
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:51,680
真慘啊…這次死的人多啦
986
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:52,520
還站在這兒幹嘛？
987
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,320
救一個算一個, 出發 那邊
988
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,960
連來回西隧, $170
989
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,040
我要告你繞路
990
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,960
我的車牌是BB1234
991
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,480
我叫Leon Lai, 去告我啊
992
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:05,400
$170 $150
993
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,560
我都沒算你兩件行李了
994
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:08,200
這兩件都叫行李？
995
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,200
你們什麼了？ 醫生呀
996
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,920
這兩個就像啦
997
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,520
你的名字？
998
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,000
林偉強
999
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,480
醫生, 你好腥啊
1000
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,440
沒問題, 我會小心的
1001
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,520
不是, 你好腥啊
1002
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,520
一點痛一定會有
1003
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,400
你是撞車, 你以為是撞單車啊？
1004
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:36,560
不是啊…醫生
1005
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,280
你真的好腥啊
1006
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:42,600
你知不知道你在哪兒？有沒有事？
1007
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,320
我知道我正在市場買魚
1008
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,400
你的身體真的好腥
1009
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,120
神智不清
1010
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:54,880
好, 一級外傷
1011
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:57,640
在哪裡呀？
1012
01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,320
在那邊
1013
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:02,960
不, 是那裡了
1014
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:13,760
都說是那裡了
1015
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:20,000
你別走過來, 你很壞呀
1016
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:24,080
救命呀…
1017
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,720
好慘呀…
1018
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,120
老兄, 你叫什麼？
1019
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,600
知不知道發生什麼事？
1020
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,600
山雞洪興, 沒什麼事
1021
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:34,920
看你不爽而已
1022
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,320
你來我的球場玩, 不怕死啊？
1023
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,720
我看你不順眼
1024
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,960
語無倫次, 好嚴重, 一級外傷
1025
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:43,680
你叫什麼？
1026
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:44,440
知不知道在哪裡？有沒有事？
1027
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,640
我叫梁家成, 現在這裡是車禍現場
1028
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,000
我的車來不及煞車
1029
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:51,160
頭撞在方向盤上
1030
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,160
左眼角爆裂流了幾十毫升的血
1031
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,880
臉右面瘀了幾塊
1032
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:57,360
鼻骨撞到流鼻血
1033
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:01,400
今早還有幾聲咳嗽, 小便有點黃
1034
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,800
大便不多又不漂亮
1035
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,800
頭腦清醒, 好嚴重, 一級外傷
1036
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,560
一級外傷？我都說中了, 醫生
1037
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:09,520
你自己看看吧
1038
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,080
竟沒留意到
1039
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:19,640
終於到了現場
1040
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,400
糟糕
1041
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,600
報應
1042
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,840
偷懶了十幾年, 一次全補回來
1043
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,880
醫生, 為什麼你不問我的名字
1044
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:50,480
人在哪裡？發生什麼事呢？
1045
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,320
那你知不知道自己是什麼事？
1046
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,200
不知道, 什麼事呀？
1047
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,600
你嚴重內出血, 不去醫院就會死
1048
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,160
但因為方向盤壓住你的腳
1049
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,640
所以我幫你鋸掉了
1050
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,400
左腳還是右腳？
1051
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:06,520
左腳半隻, 右腳整隻
1052
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:08,080
你有沒有事？
1053
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,800
混哪裡的？你叫什麼？
1054
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,120
6, 7, 8 醫生, 我先幫你拿著
1055
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,440
不用…數了有多少？
1056
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,520
6, 7
1057
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,120
6, 7, 8, 9
1058
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:28,720
6…
1059
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:29,880
救人重要
1060
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,600
11, 12, 13, 14, 15
1061
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,080
一救醒你就想偷東西
1062
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:42,320
救命呀…
1063
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:44,600
要不要汽水？
1064
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:47,080
朱古力？
1065
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:49,240
口香糖？
1066
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:50,760
這個？
1067
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:51,760
有沒有其他？
1068
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:54,760
$10
1069
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,080
香煙
1070
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,720
兄弟, 你怎麼抽啊？
1071
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:01,520
你管我
1072
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:03,960
$50
1073
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,240
醫生, 真慘啊…
1074
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:08,960
何求其醫院
1075
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,000
接載醫生的巴士也在這裡
1076
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,560
名單上有穎恩的名字
1077
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,720
山泥傾瀉…
1078
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:37,200
撞車…
1079
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:38,800
幹嘛？
1080
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,400
有沒有見過阿Yan？
1081
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:41,600
沒有
1082
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,120
Yan
1083
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,160
在這裡
1084
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:17,480
Yan
1085
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,440
Yan…
1086
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,080
真慘啊
1087
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,920
叫消防員 死的人多啦
1088
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:01,320
你叫什麼？知不知道在哪…
1089
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:03,840
你怎麼樣？
1090
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,320
沒事, 累累的, 瞇一下眼
1091
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:07,440
你怎麼會搞成這樣？
1092
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,080
說你都不信
1093
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:10,360
車剛剛翻的時候
1094
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:11,600
這些竹子就在周圍飛
1095
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:12,400
我只有閃了
1096
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,400
然後就變成這樣了
1097
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,600
我救你出來
1098
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:24,760
不要亂動竹子呀
1099
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,560
不要亂動竹子呀
1100
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,240
這個很複雜
1101
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:30,160
這些竹子都疊在一起
1102
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,040
你抽一枝, 就不知道會動到哪枝
1103
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,120
不知道哪枝會插到我哪裡
1104
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,360
這麼麻煩
1105
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,920
快點…死的人多啦 哪裡呀？
1106
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:38,640
跟著來, 還問
1107
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,960
真慘啊, 消防員正在忙呀
1108
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,320
不用怕…我叫了他們來幫忙
1109
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:48,200
讓我來 不要
1110
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,040
好痛
1111
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:49,880
這些竹子不能亂碰呀
1112
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:52,480
你不早說？對不起…
1113
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,400
你們不用搞我了
1114
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,440
剛才消防員看過
1115
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,840
我暫時沒事, 除非山泥傾瀉
1116
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,360
誰扔我…
1117
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,240
看不到路抹抹眼鏡吧
1118
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:28,480
對, 你看
1119
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,200
走呀…山泥傾瀉
1120
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,200
不如走吧 走…
1121
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,400
每次都是這樣子, 這麼賤
1122
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:07,520
我哪會這麼賤？
1123
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,240
現在怎麼走啊？
1124
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,200
別碰那些竹
1125
01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:19,160
大家伸出手來
1126
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,320
放定一點 我的手該放哪裡？
1127
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:33,960
接著呢？接著怎麼辦？
1128
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:37,600
後面…
1129
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,480
Leon… 什麼事？
1130
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,400
你現在拿住這枝, 這枝啊 好
1131
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,880
我數一的時候, 你就拉
1132
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:46,480
二的時候, 你就往前推
1133
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,600
Andy撬起它, 你用鋸, 我就剪
1134
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,360
好…
1135
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:52,640
Andy… 來…
1136
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,920
Leon… 來…
1137
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,080
伸出手來… 來…
1138
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,760
不行…很痛
1139
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,880
我數一的時候
1140
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,560
你就握住這枝, 轉左
1141
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,880
你就撬, 我就剪 好
1142
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,120
怎麼…
1143
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:14,720
你記住了？ 記住了
1144
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,680
讓開…
1145
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:17,720
準備…
1146
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:18,360
一…
1147
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:19,520
這樣會弄傷她的
1148
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,000
管不了這麼多了 不理？
1149
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,400
割傷她的胃, 弄花她的臉怎麼辦？
1150
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,200
拉她出來再醫, 來啊
1151
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:25,320
我有方法, 完全沒事的
1152
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:26,920
沒時間, 太難了, 來吧
1153
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:28,520
再難都要做, 病人的將來很重要
1154
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,400
做醫生不是這麼簡單的
1155
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:33,760
原來是他…
1156
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:34,800
原來是你
1157
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:37,640
我說的？
1158
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:40,200
那用你的辦法吧
1159
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,480
大家記得了嘛？ 記得了…
1160
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,400
記得就可以了
1161
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,800
但有一件事, 阿Joe
1162
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,520
非常之難的, 交給你
1163
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:54,720
一, 拉半呎
1164
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,360
二, 反推3吋
1165
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:01,920
三, 向左打橫, 半吋, 拉她出來
1166
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,040
我撬…
1167
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,000
那你呢？
1168
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,200
我負責數一二三
1169
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,600
我撬…
1170
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,680
知道就好了 我撬…
1171
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:17,440
一
1172
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:18,320
二
1173
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:19,400
三
1174
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:38,280
趕快走啊…
1175
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,400
一、二、三
1176
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:11,040
跑呀…快跑呀…救命呀…
1177
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,680
快跑呀…
1178
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,320
為什麼不是你？
1179
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:41,760
對不起, 我都希望是我
1180
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:46,200
不要耍賴, 講過就要算數
1181
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:48,240
天意弄人
1182
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,840
沒想到未曾開始, 就已經完結啦
1183
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:55,880
想到以後要叫你大嫂
1184
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,480
真是令人難受啊
1185
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,520
你們姦夫淫婦, 不過算了
1186
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:04,560
以後你要她的人, 我要她的身
1187
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,800
阿嬌, 我都說不是這樣了
1188
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:17,560
說過是深切治療
1189
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:21,040
你幫他擦一下鼻樑, 擦一下人中
1190
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:26,080
醒呀…給多點
1191
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,120
是深切治療
1192
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:34,080
這個人內傷, 一劑成藥吧
1193
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,560
這個人骨折, 跌打酒100毫升
1194
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:43,360
這個人流血不止, 輸血4個U
1195
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:43,920
你在這裡幹嘛？
1196
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,440
救人呀, 做死人了
1197
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,280
不是有兩個做了半個月的新醫生？
1198
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,800
一個暈了, 一個驚嚇過度
1199
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,320
被他媽媽帶回家啦
1200
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:55,840
可以了, 這裡交給我們吧
1201
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:57,200
大家打醒十二分精神
1202
01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:58,600
什麼事都有可能發生
1203
01:17:58,800 --> 01:17:59,760
例如什麼？
1204
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:02,160
各位各位, 今天災難當前
1205
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:06,320
我們清潔部共襄善舉, 廁所開放
1206
01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:09,320
你們一格格尿, 我們一格格洗
1207
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:11,720
真是什麼都有可能…
1208
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:16,640
把燈調暗
1209
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,040
沒必要的電器儀器就不要用
1210
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,120
省一點電
1211
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:44,600
[下面問指示]
1212
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,160
[問我我哪知]
1213
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:51,880
[再問怎麼辦]
1214
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:55,120
[不如避一避]
1215
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:25,600
升降機壞了
1216
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:26,840
我們是好高高層, 開門
1217
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:27,760
有沒有人聽到？
1218
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,560
你們這班死爛人
1219
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:31,960
肯出聲了是不是？
1220
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:35,560
困住你們三五七天, 慢慢炮製你
1221
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,440
還不死
1222
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:44,360
醫生, 你笑得這麼開心
1223
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:46,160
我是不是沒事？
1224
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:49,080
不是, 我結婚呀
1225
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,720
我老婆在那邊, 你說她漂不漂亮？
1226
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:55,200
漂亮, 恭喜你
1227
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:57,760
那我是不是沒事？
1228
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,520
有, 準備辦你的身後事吧
1229
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:06,480
小時候發過的誓不用這麼認真
1230
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:08,840
醫生, 我老公怎麼樣啊？
1231
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:09,560
他會不會死呀？
1232
01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:12,600
無所謂, 人生是這樣
1233
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:13,680
喜歡的是一個
1234
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,320
結婚生子的又是另一個
1235
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:17,160
哪裡度蜜月好呀？
1236
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:20,000
澳洲好還是澳門好？
1237
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,800
人家好像喜歡阿Joe多一點
1238
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:22,600
我知道
1239
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:26,520
擺酒席哪一家酒家好？
1240
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:29,080
沒想到失戀的感覺是這樣的
1241
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,840
心是不是像打了結？
1242
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:34,240
不是, 心跳得好快, 面青、流汗
1243
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:35,960
肚子好像吃飽了一樣
1244
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:39,440
還有, 這個地方好痛
1245
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:42,480
像是肝破裂, 內出血啊
1246
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:44,320
是啊
1247
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:51,440
真是什麼事都可能發生
1248
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,360
隨時可能後備電源都壞掉…
1249
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:55,520
我說說而已
1250
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,240
血壓100/60, 脈搏90
1251
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:00,920
好多血, 找不到傷口 快…
1252
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:01,760
手指開始變藍
1253
01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:02,960
四包血漿, 快
1254
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,560
心跳停止, 電震器
1255
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:05,680
打強心針
1256
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:06,640
退開
1257
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:08,880
再來過
1258
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:10,040
退開
1259
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:12,880
沒電源
1260
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:13,840
備用電用完
1261
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:15,480
沒電刀無法凝血
1262
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:16,920
再過四分鐘腦幹死亡
1263
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:19,040
真慘, 死得人多啦
1264
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,720
沒了電, 心臟怎麼恢復跳動呢？
1265
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,320
這樣怎麼止血呢？
1266
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,200
可還沒死
1267
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,800
小鬼, 不用怕, 定下來
1268
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:30,520
找雷劈他不就行了
1269
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:38,840
還有多久？ 還有兩分鐘
1270
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:43,800
怎麼會這麼久？
1271
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:44,520
何爵士, 你還不去？
1272
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:48,000
我教你引雷, 我兩次被雷劈
1273
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:50,440
都是在耍柳葉刀法這一招
1274
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:54,160
用這一招, 他一定被雷劈啦
1275
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:58,280
又想劈我？不用了吧？
1276
01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:02,640
如果有第三次一定死人, 我先避避
1277
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,240
還有1分15秒
1278
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:15,120
快點…
1279
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,480
劈他啦
1280
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:20,480
劈啦, 劈他啦…
1281
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:21,360
劈他啦
1282
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,160
劈啦, 劈他啦…
1283
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,960
等等…
1284
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:27,720
閃電有幾十萬瓦
1285
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,960
如果直接劈下來會壞事的
1286
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:31,840
加電阻
1287
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,920
加電阻將電壓減低到像電震器一樣
1288
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,520
250瓦, 不就行了？
1289
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:38,960
現在哪裡有電阻？
1290
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:44,120
只要電阻系數有400千歐姆就行
1291
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,520
分頭找
1292
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:53,640
不行…
1293
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:57,520
真慘, 沒一樣對, 死得人多啦
1294
01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:58,880
只剩30秒
1295
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,000
沒關係, 用人來做
1296
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,200
人的電阻系數應該適合
1297
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,400
這樣好危險
1298
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:08,760
那個人可能會…死啊
1299
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:16,400
Yan
1300
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:17,720
還有十秒
1301
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,640
爛人, 趕快劈吧
1302
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:27,760
真慘, 雨都停了
1303
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:31,360
何爵士, 它擺明不理你, 你閉嘴吧
1304
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:34,400
我九十幾歲的人你都不幫
1305
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:35,960
我好淒涼啊
1306
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:39,000
還是不再說了
1307
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:44,640
拜託你, 救救我老公
1308
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,440
原來我真的是第三者
1309
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:52,920
退開
1310
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:12,400
Joe
1311
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:19,720
嫁給我
1312
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:24,480
這樣阿Jim怎麼辦？
1313
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:25,320
你不用理我
1314
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,200
我天生就是一個浪子
1315
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:32,280
我根本就是一隻沒有腳的小鳥
1316
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:36,120
小鳥？是鵪鶉吧？
1317
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:37,120
謝謝你
1318
01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:44,480
氣死人了
1319
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,800
真假, 鋼絲穿幫, 又不搜集些資料
1320
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:51,920
醫院哪是這樣子？
1321
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:54,960
醫生, 幹嘛關電視？
1322
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:56,520
你看電視還是看醫生啊？
1323
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:57,000
看醫生
1324
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:57,720
有什麼事？
1325
01:24:57,840 --> 01:24:59,360
我被車撞到, 可能撞爆了肝
1326
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:01,480
那痛不痛啊？ 沒事
1327
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:02,920
沒事坐坐等等吧
1328
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:05,600
我幫一條魚做人工呼吸
1329
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,480
不小心吞了牠, 在我肚裡游來游去
1330
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:10,000
你吃不吃生魚？ 吃
1331
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:11,280
那你可以走了
1332
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:12,960
不行, 我要蹲一蹲廁所
1333
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,840
那麼大間便利店你看不到嘛？
1334
01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:16,320
開計程車香港腳發作
1335
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:17,720
賠錢 不要煩
1336
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:19,560
賠錢 不要煩
1337
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:21,280
你們怎麼了？
1338
01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:23,600
穿這樣的衣服去賣淫？
1339
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:25,560
破壞我們醫護人員的形象
1340
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,800
什麼啊？我們是賣酒
1341
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,520
賣酒？裙子穿這麼低
1342
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:32,000
我做很多善事, 捐好多錢給你們
1343
01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:35,360
不要走
1344
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:38,280
醫生, 割盲腸可不可以割低1吋？
1345
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:39,200
不行啊
1346
01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:41,080
我可是要穿三點式, 嫁給豪門呀
1347
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:42,480
不用想
1348
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:44,400
病人的未來很重要的
1349
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,040
做醫生不是那麼簡單的
1350
01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,880
抓他去精神科啦
1351
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:33,080
拜託…
1352
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:33,840
沒事…搞錯了
1353
01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:37,720
護士施愛玲, 請到院長辦公室
1354
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,240
院長等你
1355
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:42,680
護士施愛玲, 請到院長辦公室
1356
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:44,040
院長等你
1357
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,640
誰叫了外賣餐蛋麵
1358
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:49,800
請到接待處付錢, 謝謝
1359
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:54,240
誰叫了外賣餐蛋麵, 請到接待處
1360
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,280
護士長陳詠琪, 有人送花給你
1361
01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,600
請到接待處簽收
1362
01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:01,960
護士長陳詠琪, 有人送花給你
1363
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:04,240
請到接待處簽收
1364
01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:07,480
陳護士, 我覺得你很漂亮
1365
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,480
我會令你很開心、很快樂
1366
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:13,240
你的幸福, 交託給我
1367
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:17,120
你可以跟我結婚, 做我老婆嗎？
1368
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,840
Dr. Martin, 你欠我的麻將賬
1369
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:28,200
還沒跟你算
1370
01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:32,840
別再裝祟, 快點起來給錢
1371
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:36,000
怎麼搞的, 每次都放我鴿子
1372
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,320
特別廣播…
1373
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:44,280
現在洗手間非常骯髒
1374
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:46,480
請大家暫停使用
1375
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:50,280
丁文山醫生, 我暗戀你很久了
1376
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,920
對, 我現在全身都不舒服
1377
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:57,080
尤其是我的心, 像是打了結
1378
01:27:57,360 --> 01:27:58,360
很是想你
1379
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:04,600
胡姑娘, 我喜歡你們護士的制服
1380
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,120
很漂亮
1381
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:09,320
我看見便聯想到SM
1382
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:17,040
我是張醫生, 誰拾到我的車匙
1383
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:21,280
請交到辦事處給我
1384
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:23,840
我是張醫生, 誰拾到我的車匙
1385
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:27,160
請交到辦事處給我
1386
01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:33,480
陳姑娘…請即到電話亭旁
1387
01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:36,160
拿回你遺下的身分證
1388
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,360
陳姑娘, 請即到電話亭旁
1389
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:41,200
拿回你遺下的身分證
1390
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:44,040
通告…進餐時間還有一小時
1391
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:44,800
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