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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,320 我叫黃尚 2 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,640 一年前的我 3 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,440 怎麼都想不到今天會在瑞士滑雪 4 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,960 sorry , thank you 5 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,480 一年前我還是窮光蛋 6 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,000 住在長洲一間漏水的木屋裡 7 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,840 我教書的小學又停辦了 8 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,720 害的我失業 , 在店裏呆了好幾個月 9 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,440 黃伯 , 把店子賣算了吧 10 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,960 五萬元 , 已經多給你了 11 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,400 我老爸用賤價 把這間士多賣了來還債 12 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,760 最氣人的就是賣給那個暴發戶 阿狗 13 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,600 他以前常來我們雜貨店偷廁紙 14 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,480 去香港混了幾年回來 15 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,400 現在回來就當自己是李嘉誠一樣 16 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,040 我真頂他不順 17 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,200 怎麼了 ?黃仔 , 又失業了 ? 18 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:44,320 一年沒見 , 還是那副窮衰像 19 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,240 不如跟我去香港混怎麼樣 ? 20 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,080 炒完金 , 又可以炒股票 21 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,520 你一輩子蹲在長洲 22 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,600 你想做州長啊 ? 23 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,760 黃伯 , 想通啦 ?這才像話 24 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,760 我不可以留在長洲 25 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,200 我要出去拚命的賺錢 26 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,840 賺好多好多錢回來 27 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,720 買一所新房子給你住 28 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:35,160 第二天早上 , 我就跟了大叔去香港 29 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,360 臨走的時候 30 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,720 我老爸還把爺爺留給他隻錶送給我 31 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,720 戴著吧 32 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,080 拿走吧 ! 走啦 , 開船啦 ! 33 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,760 大叔 ! 多謝你那麼關照我 34 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,760 傻瓜 , 當年我跟你 爸爸一起追求你媽 35 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,720 你都算是我半個兒子 36 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,600 在香港老老實實賺錢過日子沒問題 37 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,520 要發大財就想了 38 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,000 先生 , 買支旗啦 39 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,600 支持奧運的 40 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,800 謝謝.... 這是我的 41 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:49,200 謝謝 42 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,840 由他吧 , 就當日行一善啦 ! 43 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,720 替你在樓上租了個房間 44 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,960 客廳是公用的 45 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,200 這房間是你的 46 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,680 那個房是個化妝小姐住的 47 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,200 化妝小姐 ! 48 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,040 怪不得有這麼多漂亮相片囉 ! 49 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,280 我住在這隔離街呀 , 離開這裡很近呀 50 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,840 飲茶呀 ! 謝謝 ! 51 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,360 我女兒阿萍 , 她小時候你抱過她的 52 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,080 抱過她 ? 53 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,760 你那時候很喜歡跟她玩的 54 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,480 你還親過她呢 ! .... 55 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,960 親過她 56 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,880 阿尚過來呀 ! 57 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,400 阿萍呀 , 叫尚哥 尚哥 ! 58 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,120 她跟你收拾好房間了 59 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,040 這怎麼好意思呢 ? 60 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,760 大家自己人嘛 ! 61 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,080 自己人 ? 62 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,320 阿萍 63 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,800 你捉著我的手幹什麼 ? 64 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,800 阿萍在淋花啊 ! 65 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,920 哇 ! 鐵樹開花呀 ! 66 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,600 阿爸 , 尚哥 , 快來啊 , 好靚啊 67 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,600 真是鐵樹開花呀 ! 68 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,480 好啊 , 鐵樹開花 , 富貴榮華 69 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,680 尚哥呀 , 鐵樹代表你 70 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,200 你一定會發達的 ! 71 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,920 我能娶到你 , 我就發囉 ! 尚呀 ! 72 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,840 阿尚 73 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,360 這麼瘦要多吃點維他命 74 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,880 換件衣服去上班吧 ! 75 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,600 阿萍呀 , 我們回去吧 ! 76 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,960 我走了 , 尚哥 好 ! 77 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,480 嚇到我失暈呀 ! 78 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,080 拜拜 拜拜 79 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,200 沒事 , 我找我的避孕丸 , 繼續吧 80 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,480 你是不是吃了我的避孕丸 ? 81 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,280 可能是吧 82 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,120 你就是那個長洲仔呀 ? 83 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,120 從今天開始我們算是同居了 84 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,400 對了 , 你知不知道 85 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,800 你現在用的這塊海棉是我的呀 86 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,960 算啦 , 給你用好啦 87 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,240 送衣櫃來呀 ! 88 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:14,880 放在那 89 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,120 你掉了錢 , 傻瓜 ! 90 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,760 我的錢沒掉呀 91 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,640 現在不是掉了嗎 ? 92 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,960 謝謝 , 走了 ! 拜拜 93 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,200 男人 , 過來啦 ! 94 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,440 我 ? 95 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,920 你怎麼樣 ?沒事吧 ! 96 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,040 我知道是你啦 , 你想騙我 97 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,760 這樣進來 , 房東太太就不知道囉 ! 98 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,400 最聰明是你了 99 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,120 他是誰 ? 100 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,880 他是我的同居男人啊 101 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:56,320 不是不是 , 我住尾房的 , 我叫黃尚 ! 102 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,360 那我是皇上皇 , 她是皇太后 103 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:04,080 耍他啦 , 他是我老婆仔十四刀呀 ! 104 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,680 十四刀 ? ! 105 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,400 我被人砍了十四刀 也沒事啊 , 你看 106 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,000 貼上去的嘛 , 作大 , 我們要睡覺去了 107 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,440 好呀 ! 108 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:37,360 罷了你對姦夫淫婦 109 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,520 碰花了你賠不起呀 ! 110 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,000 你沒事吧 ? 111 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,080 潘公子咬著銀鎖匙出世 你羨慕不來的 112 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,400 整座大廈都是我們申氏機構 113 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,040 層數愈高 , 級數愈高 114 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,240 最高級的在十九樓 115 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,200 我跟你是沒機會上去的 116 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,200 對不起 ! 117 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,480 七樓呀 ! 118 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,240 幾多樓呀 ? 119 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,440 想不到在一天之內 120 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,000 出現了在我生命中 121 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,760 最重要的三個女人 122 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,080 第一個是阿萍 , 賢嫻淑德 123 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,400 可惜她是跛的 124 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,520 第二個是露露 , 熱情如火 125 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,840 可惜有了男朋友 126 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,680 這個是雍容華貴 127 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,320 可惜連她的名字也不知道 128 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,280 到了 ! 129 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,640 會計部經理利玖鵬為人勢力 130 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,120 得罪他一定會秋後算賬呀 131 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,920 我已經替你送了見面禮了 132 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,160 月底拿了薪水 , 還要給他紅包呀 ! 133 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,480 哇 , 這麼黑暗 ! 134 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,080 進來呀 ! 135 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:18,920 利經理 136 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,360 我跟你提過的我的侄子 , 他來了 137 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,200 那你還不出去 ? 138 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,880 利經理 , 我叫黃尚 ! 139 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,600 說你的履歷來聽聽 140 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,920 我在長州教過小學 141 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,840 是教體育和音樂 142 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,680 我現在報了夜校讀商科 143 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,240 還會讀簿記呢 144 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,800 你的履歷很好 , 不錯 ! 145 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,880 出糧我會識做的 ! 146 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,640 你這麼大聲做什麼 ? 147 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,720 你當然知道怎麼做事了 148 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,760 坐下來 149 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,320 你不懂做事 , 我請你來做什麼呢 ? 150 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,240 我的意思是會封個大紅包給你了 151 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,080 年輕人 , 我不懂什麼紅包啊 152 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,360 但是 , 你可以這樣做 153 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,520 因為是出自你的內心 154 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,200 沒有人可以阻檔你 155 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,560 你暫時錄用 156 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,360 至於你做不做得長 157 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,880 那就要看你以後的心態啦 158 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,560 跟我來 ! 159 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,080 又在開工時間飲酒 ? 160 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,000 對不起 , 利經理 ! 161 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,840 你再這樣下去 , 我都保不住你了 162 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,960 充公 ! 163 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,760 這傢伙新來的 , 給點事給他做 是.... 叫劉主任 164 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,400 阿新呀 ! 幫我買了氣功票沒有 ? 165 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,760 買了 , 在這裏 166 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,880 董事長 , 早 ! 167 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,760 張經理 ! 168 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,680 董事長 , 我對氣功很有研究的 169 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,680 我陪你去好了 , 晚上我很有空 170 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,120 劉主任 , 請多多照顧我的侄子 171 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,360 沒問題 ! 172 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,640 阿尚 , 先拿五百元去買西裝 173 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,720 我怎麼可以要你錢呢 174 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,480 自己人嘛 ! 客氣 175 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,520 露露小姐 , 你沒事吧 ? ! 176 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,320 裡面有沒有人 ? 177 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,000 十四刀你在不在呀 ? 178 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,400 你那麼大聲叫我幹什麼啊 ? 179 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,960 你剛才睡在那兒啊 ? 180 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,880 午睡嘛 ! 181 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,520 你怎麼穿我的衣服 ? 182 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,080 我的衣服洗了還沒乾嘛 183 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,840 脫給你好了 184 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,320 不用了 ! 185 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,000 悶死了 , 陪我玩牌吧 186 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,120 我不賭錢的 187 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:38,880 誰跟你賭錢呢 188 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,520 我們玩剝光豬 , 玩鬥大 189 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,720 輸一次 , 脫一件 190 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,120 你很快可就玩完了啊 191 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,800 賭過再說 192 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,840 你輸了 , 脫 193 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,160 輪到我啦 ! 194 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,040 死了吧 ! 195 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,800 你又輸了 , 脫 196 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,680 這次你可完蛋了 197 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,600 Joker , 一點都沒有 , 你輸了 , 脫啊 198 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,600 領帶不算呀 , 脫啊.... 199 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,560 要是我男朋友十四刀回來 看見我們這樣 200 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,200 你猜他會怎麼樣啊 ? 201 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,760 我不玩了 202 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,720 小姐你玩我了 , 放過我吧我不玩了 203 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,480 長洲仔 , 你真行 ! 204 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,600 我們沒什麼呀 ! 205 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,800 幸虧你們沒事 206 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,560 要不然的話 , 我一刀殺掉你 207 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,320 又不中 , 欠我一百元 208 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,240 最討厭是你 , 害我輸錢 209 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,880 輸錢 ? 210 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,840 我們是耍你的 211 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,640 我說你一定不敢碰動她 212 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,240 露露就說是絕章 "卡窿" , 一定上 213 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,800 幸虧你夠定力 214 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,600 否則呀 , 枮板一樣呀 ! 215 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,400 又不中 ! 216 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,840 衣服還給你 217 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,360 奇跡 , 簡直是奇跡 , 沒一刀中啊 ! 218 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,200 化粧妹 219 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,800 喂 ! 十四刀 , 你們該付租金啦 ! 220 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,440 快來開門呀 , 我知道你們在裡面 221 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,360 來 ! 有沒有錢 ? 222 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,840 快點開門啊 過來 , 跟你賭一把 223 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,200 就賭五百元 ! 224 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,120 拿牌 225 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,320 你輸了 , 我們比小 226 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,040 快點來開門呀 ! 227 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,640 交租呀 ! 交租呀 ! 228 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,560 二千元呀 ! 229 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,640 先交一個禮拜 , 總行吧 ! 230 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,680 是啊 , 老婆 , 好過沒有啊 231 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,200 靠你去收租 , 吃屎呀 ! 232 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,280 不要算了 233 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,480 餘下的下星期交呀 , 記住啊 走了 234 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,280 看心情了 ! 235 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,200 又來了 ? 236 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,880 我是來找尚哥的 ! 237 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,840 喂 , 找你的 ! 238 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,320 阿萍 , 進來呀 ! 239 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,240 尚哥 , 我燉了點燕窩給你吃 240 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,040 燕窩 ? ! 養顏呀 , 最合我了 241 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,800 大家一齊吃吧 ! 242 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,920 好啊好啊 ! 我也要養顏呀 ! 243 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,840 進來 244 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,680 吶 ! 謝謝你 245 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,520 怎麼啦 , 太熱呀 ? 246 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,480 不是 ! 太鹹 ? 247 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,560 不是 , 很淡呀 ! 248 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:05,760 那加點鹽 249 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,160 我去拿條毛巾給你擦手 250 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,120 屹得不錯呀 ! 251 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,440 來 , 兄弟 , 跟賭一把 252 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,480 又賭什麼呀 ? 253 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,120 交換伴侶啊 254 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,600 好啊 , 刺激呀 ! 255 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,240 阿萍 , 快走呀 ! 我送你回家 ! 256 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,440 這裡好恐怖呀 257 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,320 早點把牌拿出來 258 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,680 不就連他們的也飲了嗎 , 傻瓜 259 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,760 這麼細心的女孩 , 好應該娶她做老婆 260 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,720 可惜她觀音頭拐李腳 261 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,200 一拐一拐的 262 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,720 怎麼跟她拐完這條人生長路呢 ! 263 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,160 快點過啦 ! 264 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,800 快點 265 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,680 你沒有事吧 ! 266 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,880 沒事 , 我到了 ! 267 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,840 謝謝你送我回家 268 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,080 拜拜 拜拜 269 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,640 拜拜 ! 270 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,680 親愛的 , 我不會游泳 ! 271 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,320 不用怕 , 我來救你呀 ! 272 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,480 人月團圓 , 為什麼人家的月是圓的 273 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,360 我的月可是缺了一邊呢 ? 274 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:39,960 婚紗中背影雙雙遠去 275 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,560 走進蜜月甜夢裡 276 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:52,880 我但願前事跟他遠去 277 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:58,640 讓我心中安靜如水 278 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,760 彌撒開始啦 ! 找個位坐下吧 ! 279 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,360 謝謝 ! 280 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,840 讚美我主 , 永感歡欣 281 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:40,320 開心樂聲 , 頌讚主愛 282 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,640 讚美我主 , 永感歡欣 283 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:49,840 開心樂聲 , 頌讚主愛 284 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:55,160 我讓舊情伴紙紗遠去 285 00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:00,360 一切又從頭面對 286 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:07,680 愛若是如夢終必破碎 287 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:13,680 亦繼續不息地求取 288 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,960 再來一個.... 289 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,840 坐下啊 , 年輕人 290 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880 董事長 291 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,960 為什麼這樣叫我呀 ? 292 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,320 我在申氏機構做事 293 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,160 會計部的新叔介紹我去的 294 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,560 會計部新叔 , 我經常跟他研究氣功的 295 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,200 你叫什麼名字 ? 296 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,520 我叫黃尚 ! 297 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,440 皇上 ?我是董事長 ! 298 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,920 你是皇上 , 你比我狠啊 299 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,480 你經常來教堂嗎 ? 300 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,440 有時候 301 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,640 好啊 302 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,200 現在的年輕人只會追求物質享受 303 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,840 你難得能抽時間來接近神 304 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,160 我想接近我 "愛人女神" 才是真的 305 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,280 我買多了一個聖像 , 送一個給你 306 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,760 謝謝 ! 307 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,600 以後每個星期日 308 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,480 我都要在這裡見到你嚄 309 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,600 一定 , 一定 ! 310 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,240 慘了 , 以後禮拜天想睡懶覺了 311 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,880 都是追求女孩累事 312 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,560 晚安 ! 耶穌 ! 313 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,800 死不死 ? 314 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,880 我不行了 , 我要死了 , 我 315 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,960 要死就早點死好了 , 不要吵我睡覺 316 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,440 我看你有多少能耐 ? 317 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,160 你給我休息一下 , 我沒力氣了 318 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,600 不許 , 不許停 , 繼續 319 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,760 不要讓它停呀 320 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,440 你們再不停 , 我明天不用上班了 321 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,320 用力.... 322 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,760 用力啊 323 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,080 我真受不了你沒們 324 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,720 淫娃蕩婦 , 一對狗男女 ! 325 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,760 一個人太無聊了 , 想走出來靜一下 326 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,600 誰知道碰見一個 比我更戇居的包租公 327 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,720 整個晚上陪他 , 戇居居講女人 328 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,320 戇居居罵老婆 329 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,600 一直鬧到天亮 , 真是戇居 ! 330 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,920 鳳姐 , 謝謝你給我一杯咖啡 331 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,160 沒有開水 ! 332 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,480 吃早餐呀 ? 333 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,280 豬柳漢堡飽 , 好香呀 ! 334 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,880 你沒吃早餐啊 ? 沒有 335 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,560 我請你的 ! 336 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,560 各位同事 , 昨晚小劉喝醉酒打傷人 337 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,240 現在警察來錄口供 希望大家合作呀 ! 338 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,680 董事長 ! 339 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,640 阿鵬 340 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,640 阿鵬 341 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,440 董事長 你知道我最討厭人家喝酒 342 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,520 為什麼還要請個酒鬼回來 ? ! 343 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,240 豈有此理 , 現在還要搞到警察上門來 344 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,000 你真氣死我了你 345 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,800 我....我從來沒見過他飲酒的 346 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,640 你的部門怎麼那麼亂 ? 347 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,560 是怎麼請人的 ? 348 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,600 阿鵬 349 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,840 怎麼廁所裡連廁紙都沒有 ? 350 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,800 阿鵬 , 你是怎麼 打理你的部門呢 ? 351 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,920 剛才還有的嘛 還說有 352 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,360 董事長 ! 紙巾 353 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,000 黃尚是你呀 ? 354 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,800 是 355 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,560 你飲不飲酒的 ? 356 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,520 我不飲酒的 , 董事長 ! 357 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,320 好 ! 358 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,640 你把小劉炒魷魚 359 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,400 主任的位置就有阿尚來做 360 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,760 是 , 董事長 361 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:56,800 阿尚啊...恭喜你啊 , 這麼快就升值了 362 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,280 喂 ! 你們現在就不用做事啊 ? 363 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,280 黃尚 , 請跟我房間坐 ! 364 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,040 進來...請坐啊 ! 365 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,800 你沒吃早餐呀 ? 366 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,840 這是我每早訂的印度黃魚飯 367 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,640 英國是最貴的早餐 368 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,640 這麼高級我吃不慣 369 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,560 黃帝啊 ! 鵬SIR ! 370 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,400 雖然我是你上司 371 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,680 可是我利玖鵬當你像兄弟 372 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,120 我不敢當啊 373 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,200 做兄弟呢最要緊是坦白 374 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,320 董事長是不是對你很熟呀 ? 375 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,520 不是 ! 376 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,640 他連你的名字都叫得出來呀 377 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,560 我們上個禮拜在教堂認識的 378 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,240 你是講耶穌嗎 ? 379 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,480 是呀 , 董事長好喜歡跟人家講耶穌的 380 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,760 你可不要騙我 381 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,400 利經理 , 我怎麼敢啊 382 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,000 你們真的在教堂裡認識 ? 383 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,000 是呀 , 董事長好喜歡看聖經 384 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,360 你馬上到報攤 385 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,280 替我買最新出那期聖經 386 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,080 到底要哪期啊 ? 387 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,120 我怎知道 388 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,560 反正董事長喜歡看哪期就哪期 389 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,480 尚哥 , 爸爸說你升職加薪了 390 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,520 是呀 ! 391 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,440 恭喜你了 ! 392 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,760 謝謝 ! 393 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,680 我熬一鍋湯 , 一會拿給你啊 394 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,840 好呀 ! 395 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,520 你的衣服補好了一起拿拿給你 396 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,360 我的心也給了你呀 397 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,160 我的人也給了你呀 398 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,520 我的袋也給了你呀 399 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:35,000 皇上 , 拜見皇上 400 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,720 微臣有禮了 ! 你醉了 401 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,080 發達了 402 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,600 我賭馬羸五萬元 403 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,400 財不可露眼 , 快收起來 404 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,800 存在你那 , 你這個人老實 ! 405 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,400 這些錢不是我的嘛 ! 406 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,200 當然不是你的 , 是我的 ! 407 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,160 我要用的時候就來拿一點 那隻母老虎就不知道了 408 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,200 不行 你幫幫忙啊 409 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,480 不行 你最老實 , 我求求你 410 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,240 你這樣都不答應我 411 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,960 微臣下跪了 怕了你啦 , 我替你去把錢收好吧 ! 412 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,640 發薪水啦 413 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,960 利經理 , 令壽當生日 414 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,640 小小意思 , 不成敬意 415 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,600 跟我進來 ! 416 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,640 你要送禮給我 , 可以說我大舅子移民 417 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,640 表妹結婚 , 甚至我家小狗滿月 418 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,720 你偏偏賀我老母生日 419 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,440 她老早就死了 420 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,360 不過 , 她在九泉之下都會謝你的 421 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,080 三百塊.... 422 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,280 你的錶不錯呀 ! 423 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,400 是便宜貨 424 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,760 脫給我看 425 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,360 是古董錶啊 ! 426 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,720 我看值三百塊 ! 427 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,560 不過你放心 , 我從來不佔人家便宜 428 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,960 這裡三百 , 我多給一百 , 當賣我 429 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,440 誰吃虧誰便宜都無所謂啦 , 出去吧 ! 430 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,760 一百元就買了我的古董錶 431 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,720 還有呀 ? 432 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,720 又怎麼了 ? 433 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,640 我研究過了 , 原來聖經是沒有月刊的 434 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,320 只出過一本過合訂本而己 435 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,280 一百元賣給你 436 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,960 你讓了個手錶給我 437 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,720 我一定給你好處給你的 , 出去做事吧 438 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,480 一本聖經換了我的古董錶 ? 439 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,280 那塊錶跟我一樣也是三代單傳 440 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,120 我也付出勞力呀 ! 441 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,560 為什麼要被他這樣欺負呢 ? 442 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,480 他是媽生 , 我也是媽生的 443 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,560 難道我生出來是被他欺負的嗎 ? 444 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,520 這樣了 , 不如先吃點東西 445 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,720 沒胃口 ! 446 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,400 我去買三文治給你吃 447 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,680 年青人 , 這個世界真殘酷呀 448 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,680 我沒錢 , 如果我有錢 , 我有權力 449 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,320 我一定打倒那個奸人鵬 ! 450 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,000 有錢不一定是老大 451 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,080 阿伯 , 你落伍啦 452 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,880 這個世界有錢就是老大 453 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,680 有錢說話聲音都大點 454 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,760 福心哩 , 好心哩 可憐施捨我這個丐兒仔啦 455 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,000 他聲音很大他怎麼就沒錢呢 ? 456 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,560 總之人生就痛苦啦 ! 457 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,600 這樣對了 , 我們一齊跳下去脫苦海吧 458 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,960 我說說而己 , 我不想死呀 ! 459 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,480 不想死你發什麼牢騷啊 460 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,520 吃東西吧 , 吃飽你就不會再生氣了 461 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,480 喂 , 阿伯 , 你坐在那好危險 ! 462 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,880 快下來呀 ! 463 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,200 跳海呀 ! 464 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,840 有人跳海呀 ! 465 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,480 請讓一讓 466 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,120 快點跳下去救人啊 467 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,760 我不會游水呀 ! 468 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,840 我也不會啊 , 怎麼辦 ? 469 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,320 我剛剛跟他談過 警察認得很麻煩 , 走吧 ! 470 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,320 你的衣服 471 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,240 十四刀 , 聽電話呀 ! 472 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,680 喂.... 473 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,360 喂.... 474 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,600 在哪呢 ? 475 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,280 董事長 ! 不好意思 ! 476 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,080 不要緊 , 快點 , 彌撒已經開始了 477 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,840 各位教友 , 現在互祝平安 ! 478 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,040 神的聖詩令你太陶醉啦 ! 是 479 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,000 你有沒有看見 480 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,360 站在最中間大眼睛那個女人呀 481 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,720 有呀 482 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,360 沒有呀 ! 483 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,840 她是我兒媳婦 484 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,720 她很賢淑 ! 可惜我兒子沒福份 485 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,360 結婚還不夠半年 486 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,840 就飲醉酒撞車死了 487 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,440 董事長 ! 你要節 哀順變 488 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,080 這是神的安排 , 我只有接受 489 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,280 我兒媳婦跟我來教堂之後 心情都平靜了很多 490 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,920 對了 , 下個月公司的周年舞會 491 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,440 你有沒有女朋友呀 ? 492 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,240 帶她來一齊跳舞啦 ! 493 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,760 女朋友 ? ! 494 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,600 沒有女朋友 495 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,280 沒有不要緊 496 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,400 公司很多女同事都還沒有結婚 497 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,400 你記下吧 ! 是下個月二號 ! 498 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,520 現在幾點啦 ? 499 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,800 你連手錶都沒有呀 ? 500 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,000 漏了在公司 501 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,160 珍妮 , 我來介紹 502 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,240 黃尚是我們會計部的同事 503 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,040 她是我的特助理 504 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,360 珍妮小姐 , 你好 ! 505 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,840 再見.... 506 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,000 我送你一程吧 ! 謝謝 ! 507 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,840 我坐車頭不會暈浪 508 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,520 你坐後面吧 509 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,120 想不到我有機會跟她 "同車" 510 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,640 富豪厭世自殺 , 子女回港奪產 511 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,000 發達啟示錄 512 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,280 把握機會 , 埋沒良心 513 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,600 這樣事能做得出來呀 514 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,040 不過看看有什麼關係 515 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,000 包租公不在這裏 516 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,080 就是嘛 ! 517 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:08,280 阿陳今早起來 , 突然心臟病發去世啦 518 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,480 他真的死啦 ? 519 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,600 他臨死的時候 , 還說有東西存在你這 520 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,880 是什麼呀 ? 521 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,320 他沒講清楚 , 就去世啦 ! 522 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,920 他存了點錢在我這 523 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,000 錢 ? 524 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,160 我去拿給你們 525 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,760 把握機會 , 埋沒良心 526 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,440 他給了五百塊叫我買酒的 527 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,680 才五百塊啊 ? 528 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,080 這五百塊就算我給他的奠金 529 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,800 節 哀順變吧 530 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,640 你真是好心人了 , 黃先生 ! 531 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,840 我老公實會保佑你的 532 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,400 一千元都比沒有的好 533 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,840 一招埋沒良心就賺了四萬九 534 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,520 難道這本真是我的發達秘笈 ? 535 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,200 有鑊唔孭 , 有膊要缷 536 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,520 說得對 537 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,000 是非最好做人情 , 升職全憑篤背脊 538 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,320 有道理 539 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,000 關心社會漏洞 , 建設自己錢包 540 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,520 好深奧啊 ! 541 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,000 於己無損 , 擦鞋有益 542 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,560 於己無損 , 擦鞋有益 543 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,560 鳳姐你電了個新髮型 像徐小鳳一樣呀 544 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,040 真的 ? 不信你去照照鏡子呀 ! 545 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,040 也不知道是不是 546 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,480 吹呀吹 . . 547 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,400 黃主任 , 黃主任呀 ! 548 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,160 這是利經理的私傢伙巴西咖啡 549 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:04,240 我特意沖來給你飲的 ! 謝謝啊 550 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,560 你看我是不是真像徐小鳳呀 ? 551 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,240 當然了 簡直就是二十年前的徐小鳳呀 ? 552 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,760 那麼誇張 , 十年就差不多了 553 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:16,120 如果你要咖啡 , 就跟我說啊 , 自己人嘛 ! 554 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,360 真這麼靈 , 再找個來試試 555 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,120 經理 , 早呀 ! 556 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,560 你這件衣服真帥啊 557 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,880 人靠衣裝 558 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,680 鎮壓靠軍裝 559 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,280 你看這錶 , 換了條金錶帶多漂亮呀 560 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,600 特帶在我的手上 ! 561 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,800 我要想個好辦法把手錶拿回來才行 562 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,760 狐假虎威 , 以虎制狼 563 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,680 如果我是狐狸 , 裏面那多是豺狼 564 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,440 到那裡去找一老虎呢 ? 565 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,680 阿新 董事長 566 00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,320 昨晚那場氣功表演 , 真是精彩呀 ! 567 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,720 老虎來了 ! 568 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,560 經理 , 快點把錶摘下來 ! 569 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,640 為什麼 ? 570 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,160 在那裡戴都可以 , 不可以辦公室戴 571 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,760 混賬 , 為什麼不可以 ? 572 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,240 這錶是董事長送給我的 ! 573 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,560 幫幫忙啦 574 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,360 董事長 , 新叔 , 現在幾點呀 ? 575 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,000 十點半啦 ! 576 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,440 你隻錶呢 ? 577 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,480 我說你的錶呢 ? 578 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,480 你說什麼啊 ? 579 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,600 你的錶找到了沒有呀 ? 580 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,560 還沒找到 , 不過很快就找到了 581 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,040 快點把錶找出來 582 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,960 否則去教堂會遲到的 583 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,280 黃帝 , 進來呀 , 你進來 ! 584 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,120 我 ? 進來啊 585 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,480 進來 , 給點面子吧 586 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,440 董事長送錶給你 , 為什麼不早說啊 587 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,240 你都沒有問我 , 我怎麼說呢 ? 588 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,320 我還給你 589 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,840 我沒有四佰元呀 ! 590 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,840 我戴幾日都要租金嘛 ! 591 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,200 那這條錶帶呢 ? 592 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,840 我送給你 593 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,280 在董事長面前多講幾句好話 594 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,720 透露個消息給你啊 595 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,520 下個月二號公司有個派對 先做定套西裝 596 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,400 好好 597 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,520 董事長最憎人家穿死人籃色的 ! 598 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,160 不要籃色 , 不要籃色 ! 599 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,120 不要再搞我啦 600 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,600 陪我飲酒 601 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,760 我不陪你玩呀 ! 602 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,960 你要玩找你老婆仔陪你玩 603 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,600 那個衰婆 604 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,320 借了大耳窿的錢就住在我這裡 605 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,200 現在開溜了 606 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,520 我的東西全都搬走了 607 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,440 不跟你玩啦 608 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,920 狐狸精 609 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,760 喂 ! 回你自己間房去睡吧 ! 610 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,200 我要人陪我 611 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,520 十四刀出來 612 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,400 出來呀 613 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,840 把握機會 , 埋沒良心 614 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,160 用在金錢和女人身上一樣有效 ? 615 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,640 尚哥 , 早晨 616 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,840 我煲了一大煲粥呀 , 所以拿來給你吃 617 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,800 誰來了 ?有什麼吃的 ? 618 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,320 Honey呀 , 快點買過一件衫啦 619 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,160 這衣服又破又舊 620 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,280 你看 , 還是補過的 621 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,480 我們一會去買衣服啊 622 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,440 不過 ! 什麼都要聽我的 623 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:40,920 好不好啊 ? 624 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,560 這些粥夠你倆人吃啦 ! 625 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,560 哇 ! 有粥吃呀 , 好棒呀 ! 626 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,800 你們慢慢吃 ! 627 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,160 拜拜 拜拜 628 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,200 男人真衰 629 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,040 當然鍾意刺激啦 630 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,080 也就是為了刺激 631 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,280 把房東留下來的四萬九千元 632 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,280 都刺激在她的身上 633 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,360 你怎麼這樣不小心呀 ? 634 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,440 是你叫我穿高跟鞋的 635 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,320 這女孩真漂亮啊 ! 636 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,440 黃尚 , 你的女朋友好漂亮呀 ! 637 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:37,600 復活節 假期我帶你去 東京迪士尼呀 638 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,000 我先考慮考慮 639 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,320 我餓呀 ! 640 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,000 吃吧... 641 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,000 不用考慮 , 我沒有空呀 ! 642 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,800 靚女 , 介紹呀 ! 643 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,760 會計部 , 利經理 , 露露 644 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,680 露露小姐 ! 645 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,040 你沒衣服穿嗎 ? 646 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,160 這麼大場面穿了件爛西裝來 ! 647 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,160 什麼爛西裝呀 , 潮流興呀 648 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,680 你神經病啊 ?做什麼 ? 649 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,880 我喜歡呀 , 想追我嗎 ? 650 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,880 小姐 , 我為你著迷 651 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,840 電話是三四四三二二 652 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,920 嘩 , 太倡狂了吧 ! 653 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,920 復活節 我又有空喇 , 我帶你去東京 ! 654 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:16,800 甜心 ! 655 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,840 我不去東京呀 , 我答跟他去北京 656 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,400 看坦克車呀 ? 657 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,840 哎呀 ! 我有空 我陪你去東京好了 658 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,480 我情願去北京了 659 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,400 愛人 , 讓我飲一點點酒呀 ! 660 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,360 不行 , 你沒飲 就已經像隻顛雞似的 661 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,680 飲了還得了啊 ? 662 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,160 董事長 ! 663 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,680 今天晚上大家盡情玩吧 ! 664 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,080 不過 , 不准飲酒呀 665 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,760 知道了 ! 666 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,680 我不會飲醉的 667 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,360 你知道了 , 飲了酒之後 668 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,360 跳舞也可勁一點 , 興奮一點 669 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:54,680 東京 ?北京 ? 670 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,720 如果沒有酒飲 , 有什麼興趣呢 ? 過來 , 我跟你商量一些事 671 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,880 東京 ! 北京 ! 672 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,040 大情人 , 不是想追我嗎 ? 673 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,520 請我喝杯酒呀 674 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,920 你剛才就取笑我 675 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,080 現在又想請我喝酒 ? 676 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,560 你到底想怎麼樣 ? 677 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,960 試試你嘛 , 看看 有沒有機會發展下去 有有 678 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,960 Waiter , 拿瓶X. O. 來 ! 好的 679 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,560 我們去發展啊 680 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,600 珍妮 681 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,840 珍妮小姐 , 請你跳支舞吧 ! 682 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,680 坑都不吭一聲 683 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,120 難道她是啞巴 ! 684 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,720 未想多講半句 685 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,080 惟恐怕會落淚 686 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,960 緣己盡不可追 687 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,440 理由誰可領會 688 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,680 阿尚 董事長 ! 689 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,440 你不去跳舞啊 ? 690 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,960 我沒有女朋友嘛 ? 691 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,400 今晚有沒有人飲酒呀 ? 692 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,560 不會有人敢吧 ! 693 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,680 孟加拉呀 , 孟加拉 694 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,240 羅拔仔 , 羅拔仔 695 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,840 你輸啦 , 快點飲酒吧 ! 696 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,320 羅拔仔 ! 孟加拉 ! 十蚊兜 ! 697 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,200 董事長 ! 698 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,920 你就是董事長呀 ! 699 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,240 狗養呀 ! 700 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,920 我們去跳舞囉 , 去狂歡囉 ! 701 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,600 狂歡 ! 狂歡 ! 702 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,560 阿鵬 , 平時在公司 , 究竟是怎樣的 703 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,880 我不敢講呀 ! 704 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,560 阿尚 , 你是老實人 705 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,560 我知你不會講亞鵬的壞話 706 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,520 你照實說 , 我不會怪你的 707 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,760 對 , 他平常在公司偷酒飲 708 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,680 還要開公數 , 暴飲暴食 ! 709 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,080 發薪水又要我們給他封紅包 710 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,840 還常常對女同事們有性騷擾呢 711 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,640 他們好欣賞我們呀 712 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,640 當然啦 , 勁啊 713 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:42,840 刺激呀 ! 714 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,080 我也來啦 ! 715 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,680 揩汗 ! 美人 716 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,760 你給我親一下 717 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,520 你想揩油啊 718 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,840 給你嚐嚐鞋跟滋味 ! 不要 719 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,760 我的咀 720 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,800 好一招酒色財氣 , 借刀殺人 721 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,600 利玫鵬終於下臺啦 ! 722 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,480 他現在大量假期 723 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,680 回北京看坦克車啦 ! 724 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 而我就坐上他的位 725 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,560 為了慶祝這一次升職加薪 726 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,280 我就帶了我的功臣 727 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,600 不 , 是我那顆棋子才對 728 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,440 一齊去渡假享受 729 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,880 在那裡 居然給我發現了一個天大的秘密 730 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,560 我要飲那過 731 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,600 來啊 ! 你看 732 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,720 馬騮都比你有用 ! 733 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,920 象拔蚌是大笨象那一部位呀 ? 734 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,800 我出去守球門 735 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,240 來啊 ! 大象騎過會走運的 736 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,680 你真係八卦 ! 737 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,360 隻大笨象好鹹濕呀 738 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,520 怕怕 739 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,760 活該 , 活該 740 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,600 走運啦 ! 走運啦 ! 741 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,400 好舒服呀 ! 742 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,080 好過癮啊 743 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,040 讓我也來享受一下 744 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,360 我來了 ! 745 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,280 大象真恩愛 746 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,640 好像我們一樣的親蜜 747 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,080 你究竟拍人家還是拍我呀 ? 748 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,080 我在拍攝金礦呀 ! 749 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,320 好開心呀 ! 750 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,720 我一走開你們就送我綠帽子戴 ? 751 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,000 是你自己不要我的 752 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,400 我有權再揀第二個 753 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,960 有權 ! 754 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,400 租屋要給付頂手費 755 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,880 轉個電話都要給手續費 756 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,160 你想要我的二手車 當然要付轉名費啦 757 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:38,680 那你想怎麼樣 ? 758 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,000 怎麼樣 ?過戶表就不要你填了 759 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,520 只要給錢就行了 760 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,640 給他呀 , 反正你公司有的是錢 ! 761 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,800 是呀 ! 你公司好多錢經你手的 762 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,240 我先去洗個澡再說 763 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,760 不用怕 , 一場襟兄弟 764 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,800 我不會從你錢包拿錢的 765 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,920 我不可以出賣公司 , 會炒魷魚的 766 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,520 如果你不幫我賺錢 767 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,520 就好像這個 "紅心" 一樣 768 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,080 早晚我一定要扔中的 ! 769 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,920 你聽著 桃色糾紛是要用錢才能解決的 770 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,440 明天午飯時候 , 我就到你地盤來出糧 771 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,960 你自己想想該怎麼做 ! 772 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,840 一個人上去行啦 ! 773 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,920 冷靜 , 冷靜 ! 774 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,000 黃主任 , 你點點數 775 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,520 如果對的話 , 我就入糧袋了 776 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,200 你點過對就行了 , 不用點了 777 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,240 快點入落糧袋 778 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,520 動作快點呀 779 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,480 他們吃完飯 , 就回來出糧了 780 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,720 我去一去廁所 ! 781 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,000 今天晚上有空嗎 ? 782 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,560 到我家去看錄影帶 783 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,640 我最討厭看錄影帶 那我們去跳舞咯 784 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,760 我不愛跳舞 785 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,480 那我們去避風塘咯 786 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,160 我暈船 787 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,760 怎麼樣啊 788 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,040 你劫財可不要劫色呀 ! 789 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,160 住嘴 790 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,800 桃色糾紛 , 一筆勾銷 ! 791 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,480 他們兩個暈了 , 不會有人認得你 792 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,720 不會有人認得我 793 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,840 我不會爆你出來的呀 ! 794 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,080 死了才不會去報警呢 不要亂來 795 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,960 我弄死你 , 再回去弄死露露 796 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,680 一場老襟 , 你要手下留情 797 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,960 有你沒我 ! 798 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,240 子彈中了吧 ! 799 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:14,600 豈冇此理 ! 800 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:38,720 無聊 ! 801 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:46,960 長洲仔 , 你出來 ! 802 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,120 不要殺我呀 ! 803 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,160 真行啊 ! 804 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,000 大家剛才聽到了 805 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,040 黃尚怎樣的赤手空拳 806 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,000 與匪徒去搏鬥 807 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,560 全靠他的敏捷身手 808 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,760 一腳把匪徒踢到桌子旁邊去了 809 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,440 匪徒就意外的被牛角插死啦 ! 810 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,920 像這樣牲小我 811 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,600 為公司拼命的精神 812 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,720 希望大家向他學習 813 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,320 好.... 謝謝 814 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,800 平白無故做了人民英雄 815 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,120 做了副總經理 816 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,160 還做了董事長的乾兒子 817 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,520 乾爹給我住花園墅 818 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:02,800 一毛錢也不用花 819 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,280 今時不同往日囉 ! 820 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,480 像露露這種女人 當然配我不起啦 ! 821 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,760 配得起我的 , 就只有她 822 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,280 你的香水 , 好香呀 ! 823 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,560 無聊 ! 824 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,240 起碼她有反應啊 825 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,480 總經理室就是總經理室 826 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:47,960 氣派都不同 827 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,120 我一定要坐這個位子 828 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,320 一定要鬥羸對面那個二世祖 829 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,560 董事長 830 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,360 黃尚 , 你怎麼會在這裡呀 ? 831 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,440 沒有 , 我想拿公司業績參考一下 832 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,360 這個位子本來是我兒子坐的 833 01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:28,680 自從他死了以後 , 就一直空在這 834 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,720 我安排了一個人坐這個位置 835 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,400 查理斯 , 你進來一下 836 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,400 他是我的姪子 ! 剛從英國回來的 837 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,600 叫查理 , 這位是黃尚 838 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:43,560 你好 你好 839 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,800 我準備讓他坐這個位置 840 01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,640 你以後你要多些指點他 841 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,200 一定 ! 842 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,520 救命 , 救命 843 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,200 有車了不起啊 844 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,600 碰壞了我的車 , 你賠不起嘛你 ? 845 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,360 公子請 846 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,680 現在我多了一元 , 他少了一元 847 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,400 我們的財產距離拉近了兩元 ! 848 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,880 怎麼我們老闆今天好像不開心 ? 849 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,240 黃先生 ! 850 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,720 怎麼你也來這玩啊 ? 851 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,360 我在這裡做大班呀 ! 852 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,960 你好啦 , 撈得頭頭是道 853 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,920 千萬可學我以前那樣做人 854 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,240 損人利己 , 會有報應的 ! 855 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,280 黃先生 856 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,880 飲杯啦 ! 857 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,640 報應呀 ! 858 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,440 我不相信報應 859 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,840 我只信這本 "發達秘笈" ! 860 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,360 今晚沒有一個合我意的 ? 861 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,920 有好貨色 , 都叫出來 862 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,080 包在我身上 , 全出來了 ! 863 01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,280 快點啦 ! 老細發脾氣了 864 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,840 一個兩個還掛住鋤大弟 865 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:37,120 來鋤這隻水魚 , 這隻水魚最好鋤了 866 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,960 老闆 ! 正點了來了 867 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,320 阿尚 , 我帶了份文件給你簽 868 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,800 我發現了一個秘密 869 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,800 是關於營業部張經理的 870 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,520 行了.... 871 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,680 有五百萬的死賬是見不得光 872 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,400 我懷疑張經理虧空了公款 873 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,800 董事長不知道嗎 ? 874 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,560 營業部的事 , 一向都是珍妮管的 875 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,080 太好 , 太舒服啦 ! 876 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,440 董事長的姪兒飲不飲酒的 ? 877 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:32,640 查理斯 ?一定不飲 ! 878 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,440 因為在十年前 879 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,400 他在他老爸做大生日那天 880 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,240 飲醉了酒 , 裸跑 881 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,440 就活生生氣死了他老爸 882 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:44,040 所以他老爸生忌死忌都是同一天 883 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,640 他很內咎 , 於是就走到英國去了 884 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,040 一直都沒有回來 885 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,560 而且他發過誓 , 以後不再飲酒了 886 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,560 我就有機會把他給踢走了 887 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,040 這不太好吧 ! 888 01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,480 阿新 , 你開始討厭我嗎 ? 889 01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,680 你狠我 , 那我就成功囉 ! 890 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,080 寧要人狠 , 莫要人憐 891 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,440 以前你可憐我 , 是因為我窮 892 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:11,160 今日你狠我 , 是因為我有錢 893 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,280 憎人富貴厭人窮 894 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,520 十個有錢人 , 十個都乞人憎 895 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,640 只有在老人院等死的人最可憐 896 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,280 查理斯對你沒什麼威脅嘛 ? 897 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,440 即使敵人距離我一百步 898 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,880 也不讓他走近我一步 899 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,880 何況他已經來到身邊了 900 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,960 好事你不找我 , 做壞事就來找我 901 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,600 衹要踢走查理斯 902 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,880 申氏機構早晚由我控制 903 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:48,000 你是我的紅顏知己 , 你一定要幫我 904 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,680 那我有什麼好處 ? 905 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,040 事成之後給五萬元你去旅遊 906 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,960 發騷才跟你去旅遊 907 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:57,160 幹傷天害理的事 , 我要十萬 908 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,480 真是市儈 , 一口價 ! 909 01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,120 雞沙律 , 好過無 910 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,480 小姐 , 你在外面幹什麼 ? 911 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,200 沒有男人要我 , 我要自殺 ! 912 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,240 我也沒有女人要 , 我沒有死 ! 913 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,480 進來再說吧 ! 914 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:54,280 在我死之前 , 我要喝光它 ! 915 01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:57,200 不要啊喝酒會亂性 , 我也糗過一次了 916 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,000 你先進來吧 , 你進來再說啦 ! 拜拜 ! 917 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,240 好危險的 , 你快進來吧 918 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,440 等我出來拉你 919 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:08,000 你這麼大的人了 , 還搞什麼啊 ? 拿性命開玩笑 , 真是的 920 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:13,760 開門呀 921 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,480 我有畏高症呀 ! 922 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:16,800 你要進來啊 ? 923 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,480 先把地下的酒喝光呀 924 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,480 還站著幹什麼啊 ? 925 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:22,760 快點喝啊 926 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,240 還以為食雞沙律 , 原來食了雞屎 927 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,000 不喝算了 , 在外面睡天亮吧 ! 928 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,240 怎麼樣 ? 男人之家一點膽色也沒有 929 01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:33,920 快點飲啦 . . 快點 , 快點 930 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,960 這樣我就放你進來 ! 931 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,400 有份電訊 , 想你看一看再覆 932 01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,120 這麼晚了 , 他還在工作 ? 933 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,040 查理斯好勤力呀 ! 934 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,000 脫衣服呀 935 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:48,400 好 , 脫衣服 ! 936 01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:59,760 原來他不是加班 , 在喝酒 ! 937 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,680 你看 , 還有女人呀 ! 938 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,440 救命呀 ! 939 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:15,920 救命呀 ! 不要脫我的衣服啊 ! 救命啊.... 940 01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,160 救命啊 941 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,120 他不只是個酒鬼還是個色情狂 942 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,800 我要去摑醒他 943 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,040 你這壞蛋 , 我是淑女 944 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:49,120 不要碰我呀 ! 945 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,320 亞叔 , 你還沒死 946 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:53,640 你這個畜牲 947 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,280 這裏是哪裏 948 01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,600 只要我走完最後一步棋 949 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,840 申氏機構就是我的 950 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:02,000 進來 ! 951 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:03,920 老闆 952 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:05,560 經理 953 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,840 老闆 經理 954 01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,120 不要哭 , 等我跟他講 955 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,800 阿尚 , 經理 ! 956 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,480 我可不可以跟你講兩句話 957 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:14,480 進來吧 ! 958 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:17,240 你為什麼辭了李太 ? 959 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:18,840 她下個月要生小孩子 960 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,480 一家八口全依靠她 ! 961 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:23,000 分娩假期一共是六十天 962 01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:25,000 公司就損失兩個月薪水啦 ! 963 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:27,880 留下這種人只有拖慢公司的進展 964 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,400 太俗氣 ! 是 965 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,360 你這樣沒有人情味 ? 966 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:34,000 俗語有雲 : 商場如戰場 967 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,000 在我軍隊裡面誰敢拖慢我 968 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,120 我都會斬了他 969 01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:38,240 太沒品味了 ! 970 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,680 那不是遲早輪到我 ? 971 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:42,640 說得對 ! 972 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,520 你炒我 ?我還有三個月就退休了 973 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:49,640 那我的退休金怎辦 ? 974 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:51,200 申氏企業遲早都是我的 975 01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:54,160 你的退休金是在我衣袋裡挖出來 976 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,560 人不為己 , 天誅地滅 977 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,160 我補多你一個月薪水 978 01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,280 已經是厚待你了 979 01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:01,240 太老土 ! 980 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,120 我....我看錯你啦 ! 981 01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:06,120 看錯 , 不知道我的厲害啊 ? 982 01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,960 這條最好了 ! 983 01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:12,200 老闆 984 01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,600 解下來 , 我買了它 985 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:21,000 你放心 ! 我會想辦法填這筆數 986 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,840 你以後不要再炒股票 987 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,480 喂 , 申氏機構 , 你等等啊 988 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,080 黃先生 , 黃先生 989 01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,760 鄭小姐 , 早晨呀 990 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,120 你進來怎麼不先敲門 991 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:32,520 對不起 992 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:35,160 我可不可以進來 ? 拜拜 993 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,600 不可以 , 我現在忙得很呢 ! 994 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:40,920 我比你還忙 995 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:42,920 但我一定要進來 996 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,520 因為我準備今晚請你去餐廳食飯 997 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,640 黃尚 , 你以為我老爺看得起你 998 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,640 你就可以亂來啊 999 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,120 你在我眼中 只不過是一個專拍馬屁的跑腿 1000 01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,360 也專打小報告的小人 1001 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:54,440 你講話啦 ? ! 1002 01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,640 還以為你是啞吧 1003 01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:59,160 想不到一開口那麼厲害 1004 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:00,720 你的煙好臭 ! 1005 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:07,920 我忘了問你 , 芭堤雅很好玩啊 ! 1006 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:13,120 聽說你的小張 最近手頭好緊 , 是嗎 1007 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,320 我突然之間改變了主意 1008 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,360 晚上我們不去餐廳 1009 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:20,240 改在我的睡房等你 1010 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,600 記得準時到啊 1011 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,560 請進來 , 少爺馬上就快下來了 ! 1012 01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:01,240 好一個聖女貞德 , 原來是扮淑女 1013 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:04,240 想不到我攝影機 把你拍的那麼淫蕩啊 1014 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,120 你想怎麼樣 ? 1015 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:08,400 我想跟你親個嘴 , 來呀 1016 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:09,720 神經 ! 1017 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,000 你可以否認 1018 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,240 你可以說現代科技製造這些映射來 1019 01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,400 你估全世界會有人相信嗎 ? 1020 01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:19,120 你包庇張經理虧空公款 1021 01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:21,120 妳想你們兩個要不要坐牢呢 ? 1022 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,480 來 , 親一下吧 ! 神經線 ! 1023 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,920 黃先生今天沒有心情 1024 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,560 其實我們是天生一對 1025 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,320 你以為我去教堂是聽耶穌 1026 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,840 只因為那裡有一個億萬身家的上帝 1027 01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:42,520 我是他的乾兒子 1028 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,360 妳是他的媳婦 1029 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:45,680 我們兩個結了婚 1030 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,640 他的家產順理成章就是我們的 1031 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,200 乖乖的戴上吧 1032 01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,240 讚美我主 , 永感歡欣 1033 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:04,920 開心樂聲 , 頌讚主愛 1034 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:09,400 讚美我主 , 永感歡欣 1035 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,400 你為什麼心不在焉 ? 1036 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,120 我要去告解 1037 01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,720 我做了一件對不起你的事 ! 1038 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:16,920 什麼事呀 ? 1039 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:19,640 我同珍妮苦戀了好久 1040 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,920 我們倆是真心相愛的 1041 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,760 愛情的力量真是太大 1042 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,640 如果你不將珍妮嫁給我 ! 1043 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:29,600 我們倆只有雙雙殉情 1044 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:33,160 你真傻 , 我就擔心她嫁給外人 1045 01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:36,480 你人這麼老實 , 她嫁給你我就安心了 1046 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:39,000 董事長 , 我真是太感激你啦 ! 1047 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,000 你對我太好了 ! 1048 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:43,240 如果珍妮知道你答應她 一定會好開心 ! 1049 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,400 你看 , 珍妮哭了 1050 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,480 她是開心得哭了 ! 1051 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:02,560 阿爸 , 坐....過來映張相 1052 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:12,200 張經理 , 歡迎 , 歡迎 1053 01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:14,520 來 . . 過來映張相 1054 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:17,120 小陳 , 替我們映張相 1055 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,120 這張相就有紀念價值囉 ! 1056 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,480 阿伯 , 你找那位呀 1057 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,600 阿尚.... 爸爸 簽個名啊 1058 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,840 我來找我兒子 , 阿尚 1059 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:32,400 阿尚 ! 1060 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,960 怎麼你現在才來呀 ! 1061 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:36,240 你穿成這個樣太失禮啦 ! 1062 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:37,520 幸虧我給你準備了件禮服 1063 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,480 快帶他去換 1064 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,320 阿尚 , 我有事要跟你講 1065 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,880 為什麼無緣無故 要炒新叔的魷魚 ? 1066 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:54,960 尚哥 ! 恭喜啊 1067 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,240 你爸爸呢 ? 1068 01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:00,000 他不舒服 , 不能來了 太不給面子啦 ! 1069 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,080 尚哥 , 送給你的 1070 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,240 多謝 ! 1071 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,440 那個鄉下人是你親戚 ? 1072 01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:10,840 我來介紹 , 我太太 , 這是阿萍 ! 1073 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:17,200 祝你們白頭到老 , 恭喜你 ! 1074 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,680 在半年前 , 我們只可以 "同車" 1075 01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:37,880 想不到半年後我們居然可以同房 1076 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,800 HELLO THANK YOU 1077 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:00,680 HELLO 1078 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:04,560 契爺是嗎 ? 是啊我們剛剛來到雪山 1079 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:05,640 等一下 ! 1080 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,680 妳過氣老爺問你開不開心 ? 1081 01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,000 她說她好開心 ! 1082 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,280 她剛在換衣服準備去滑雪 1083 01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,400 我們再通電話 , 拜拜 ! 1084 01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,880 我們下去滑雪吧 ! 1085 01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,880 我先下去了 , 等會你自己來 ! 1086 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:47,640 Hel Io 1087 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,480 他怎樣對你 ? 1088 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,480 那個龜蛋有沒有欺負你 ? 1089 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,880 就算他得到我的人 , 也得不到我的心 1090 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:08,120 我上飛機之前 , 到醫院去驗過 1091 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:09,760 她說我已經有了孕兩個月了 ! 1092 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,320 那個龜蛋知不知道 ? 1093 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:15,120 他不知道 ! 他會養大我們的骨肉 1094 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,120 繼承申氏所有的遺產 1095 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:19,480 那些錢遲早都是我們的 1096 01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:27,680 珍妮 1097 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:34,960 世間事就像 方太教煮飯─整定的 ! 1098 01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:38,360 還沒進洞房 , 就戴綠帽子 1099 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,800 狐狸娶隻狐狸精 , 生狗仔 ? 1100 01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:46,760 氣死我了 1101 01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:25,280 你出世時光脫脫 , 死了也是光脫脫 1102 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:26,960 快穿上它吧 ! 1103 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,160 你是不是那個有錢人 ? 你死了的呀 1104 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:37,080 你不是跟我一樣啊 ?來吧 ! 1105 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,120 那我已經死了 ? 1106 01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:41,320 珍妮 ? 1107 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,680 那個混蛋死了 怎麼你一點也不傷心 ? 1108 01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:45,280 如果殺人不用償命 1109 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:46,840 我早就把他謀殺了 ! 1110 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:50,160 你們這對狗男女 , 停車 ! 1111 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,400 不要再留戀了 , 快跟我來吧 ! 1112 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,960 但是我不想死呀 ! 1113 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:58,040 你不想死 ?很多人要你死呀 ! 1114 01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,920 你不信 , 我帶你去看看 1115 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:05,560 等等 ! 1116 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:08,280 來 , 飲杯.... 1117 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:12,960 來來來 , 飲杯 1118 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,400 他們這樣開心在慶祝什麼 ? 1119 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:17,800 慶祝你死了 1120 01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:23,480 黃尚死了 , 真該死呀 ! 飲杯 1121 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:25,960 他做人這麼陰險 , 死了下地獄 1122 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:29,680 只會擦鞋 , 折墮呀 , 應該賀賀他 1123 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,320 那我的錢呢 ?我有很多錢呀 1124 01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,160 人死了錢是帶不走的 1125 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:39,000 能帶走的只是你一生的功德和罪孽 1126 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,120 來決定你來生做人還是做狗 1127 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,120 我看你只能做狗了 1128 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,920 我不會死的 ! 1129 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,480 你沒有看最後那頁嗎 ? 1130 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,040 你不擇手段 , 損人利己 1131 01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:55,240 連良心都沒有了 , 你不死也沒用啦 1132 01:20:58,440 --> 01:21:00,760 他們看見我了 , 那就是我還沒死了 1133 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:05,680 董事長呀 ! 1134 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,760 阿爸 ! 1135 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:22,040 阿爸 1136 01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:23,240 阿妹 ! 1137 01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:26,280 阿爸 ! 想不到大哥這麼短命 ! 1138 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,320 他長命 , 還要害死多點人呢 ! 1139 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,160 我要去香港賺錢 , 我要賺好多錢 1140 01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:33,240 買一間大屋給你住 1141 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:34,640 去墳前跟你哥哥說去吧 1142 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:37,040 這些謊話只有死人才會相信呀 ! 1143 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:38,200 阿爸 ! 1144 01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:50,760 黃尚就是葬在這裡了 1145 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,360 他死有餘辜 1146 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:57,040 尿急嗎 ?對著這個壞蛋射吧 ! 1147 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,200 我真的這麼可恨 ? 1148 01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:02,520 那倒不是 , 有一個對你好的 1149 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,480 你是新叔的女兒嗎 ?好漂亮呀 ! 1150 01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:34,960 走 , 讓我親一下 1151 01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:37,440 我捧你做大富豪之花呀 ! 1152 01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:38,320 過來啊 1153 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,120 黃尚 , 你不要這樣衝動呀 1154 01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:43,640 阿萍 1155 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,440 沒用的 , 你們陰陽相隔 1156 01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:52,080 阿萍 這樣 1157 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:54,480 阿萍 1158 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,760 阿萍.... 1159 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:01,040 護士 , 他醒來了 阿萍 1160 01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:04,000 你會沒事的 , 冷靜休息 阿萍 1161 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:06,480 阿萍 1162 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:10,280 怎麼 ?你沒看我 日記上的最後一頁嗎 1163 01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,600 怎麼 ?你沒看我 日記上的最後一頁嗎 1164 01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:25,600 六親不認 , 死路一條 1165 01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:30,800 六親不認 , 死路一條 1166 01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:45,120 你起床會再受傷 1167 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:49,120 醫生 , 醫生 1168 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:02,440 珍妮 , 珍妮 1169 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:08,760 來吧 ! 1170 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:10,800 張經理香港家裡電話多少號 ? 1171 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:11,600 幹什麼 ? 1172 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:13,720 馬上叫他來陪你 , 你有了孩子啦 1173 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:14,800 有孩子又怎麼樣 ? 1174 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,040 以後我們各走各路 1175 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:17,920 你又有什麼陰謀 ? 1176 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,720 我是認真的 我以後不再跟你爭家產了 ! 1177 01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:22,200 你想害我們的孩子 ? 1178 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:24,240 我想跟你回港離婚啊 ! 1179 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:40,480 爸爸 , 爸爸 , 我回來啦 1180 01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,400 我在外面買了一層房子 1181 01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:44,480 現在回來接你跟妹妹一齊住呀 ! 1182 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:45,320 哥 1183 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,400 為什麼你要炒大叔魷魚呀 ? 1184 01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,200 包租婆 1185 01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:53,920 這五萬元是包租公放在我這裡的 1186 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,600 我現在還給你 1187 01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:57,120 請接受我的辭職 1188 01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:58,560 我沒有你想的那麼好 1189 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:00,840 珍妮是我逼她嫁給我的 1190 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:02,600 你姪仔查理斯 1191 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:05,720 利玖鵬 , 我秘書 , 新叔 1192 01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:06,960 都是我逼走的 1193 01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:09,760 副總經理的位子 , 新叔就最有資格 1194 01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:12,160 好啊 刷鞋仔 1195 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:14,680 新叔 , 阿萍現在在那裡 ? 1196 01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:17,200 我叫利狗鵬介紹她到大富豪上班 1197 01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,040 什麼 ?你連這樣的事也做得出呀 1198 01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:20,960 不是呀 ! 1199 01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:23,800 請問阿萍在嗎 ? 1200 01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,640 那個阿萍啊 ! 1201 01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:25,760 腿有點拐的那個 1202 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:27,440 她被利大班抓到房間去了 1203 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:28,840 這個禽獸呀 ! 1204 01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:32,760 阿爸 , 你不要打我呀 又跟人打架 1205 01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:34,360 你是不是想學我這樣折墮呀 ! 1206 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:35,760 原來你有虐待狂 1207 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,400 你不可以打亞萍啊 1208 01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:39,080 我打人關你什麼事 ?走開 ! 1209 01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:40,760 阿萍 , 你不用怕 , 我來保護你 1210 01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:42,280 我打死你 ! 1211 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,360 對不起呀 ! 對不起 ! 1212 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,400 我打自己的兒子嘛 1213 01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:50,880 阿爸 1214 01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:53,880 我的嘴不歪了 1215 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,840 阿萍在哪兒 ? 1216 01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:59,120 我的嘴好了呀 ! 新叔的女兒在那裡 ? 1217 01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:00,360 在對面街呀 1218 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,280 多謝你 , 你打得真好 1219 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:16,880 阿萍 , 嫁給我 1220 01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:18,760 你剛剛才結婚呀 1221 01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:21,320 我離了婚 , 答應我 1222 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:27,920 謝謝二百九十九元 ! 1223 01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:38,480 這件衣服我替你補過的你還穿 ! 1224 01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,720 我想通了 , 錢帶不進棺材 1225 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,800 人生最樂的是找到一個知己 ! 1226 01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:44,280 好吧 1227 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:47,480 我準你陪我拐完這條人生長路 1228 01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:49,560 親愛的 , 大白天 1229 01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:51,120 不會有人推我們下海的 1230 01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:52,400 那好極了 ! 83964

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