Original subtitles

Knee! Knee!

Knee! Knee!

Knee! Knee!

Knee! Knee!

TV Tokyo

Knee!

Knee

It's great to finally meet you all!

I'm Roboco.

Causing small fires from leaving tempura cooking.

We have songs!

And transformations!

So that's how you want it, you womanizer?!

That's rude.

It's pure love.

And pure love!

Then let's go on this family trip together.

An ooting! An ooting!

And ootings.

Er, I ended up going with the flow, but what was all that just now?

What else? This is the opening sequence for Me and Roboco the Movie.

I'm pretty sure I've seen all these things before!

We had no choice but to ride on the coattails of other popular series.

Relying on others

Have a little confidence! The movie just started.

You're absolutely right, Master.

We're finally making our silver-screen debut.

We're nothing like some puny three-minute anime.

This is the opportunity to show just how charming I am

since it probably didn't get through in a measly three minutes.

I mean, Roboco's always been a leading lady!

Your eyes are huge!

An actress's eyes are her bread and butter!

Of course, I already bought sunglasses to use against the paparazzi,

so bring on the press!

Let's go to Cannes!

Someone's definitely getting carried away!

20XX AD

20XX AD.

AI-powered robotic maids called OrderMaids were released!

Their high versatility made them a huge hit all around the world.

I'm the OrderMaid Roboco.

I'll service you with all my heart!

Silver

We're on the silver... screen... bang!

Screen

ME & ROBOCO the Movie

Yay, we're a movie!

I mean... I'm home!

Master, don't get carried away just because our movie is opening.

Uh, you got pretty carried away in the opening though.

I absolutely was not. Please do your best to act modestly.

Nyon?

What do you mean?

Compliance is everything in this day and age.

If you get canceled for saying or doing anything inappropriate,

our movie might get scrapped.

I mean, our movie's already been delayed

and we've been slightly canceled for that.

Really?

Let's just stay absolutely still like this.

Okay.

Oh, we can lose the backdrop.

Our premiere date will be delayed if there's anything inappropriate.

Let's cut out the color, too.

We might get canceled for inappropriate colors.

What?

Please don't speak.

Our premiere date will be delayed if the lines are inappropriate.

Stop the music!

Uh, the audience is just gonna leave!

Nyo...

Sorry to keep you waiting, ook.

Heya.

People I totally don't know showed up!

What are you talking about, ook? It's me, ook.

The way you're talking... Are you Gachi Gorilla?

How rude. I'm your best friend Motsuo.

Your best friends are Emma and Norman!

No, wait, wait. Change back, you two!

You're overdoing it way too much because this is a movie.

This is how I always am, ook.

Right?

I'm surprised they bothered making that three-minute anime into a movie!

Talk about weirdos.

D-Don't be so rude about it!

Could you give this to that weirdo anime's staff?

It's not much, but...

You're so insanely grateful!

Huh? Roboco seems a bit different, doesn't she?

Huh? Really?

Well done, Gachi Gorilla. You've got a keen eye.

Huh?

You see, I was working out to the max

without anyone noticing to prepare for this movie premiere

and secretly upgraded!

Since you all came to see how my training went, I'll show you my results!

What?!

Nyo?

Oh, come on. I know you've noticed.

As you can see, I lost 500 grams, and my waist is 0.5 cm smaller!

Right here

Like we'd notice!

What the hell? You guys get all excited when an iPhone weighs a few grams less!

Look closer! Praise me for being slimmer!

Only look at me! Praise me! Love me!

Well, how much you want people to notice you definitely leveled up.

Now, then...

I'll continue showing you all my new functions!

You got over that quick.

Ook! I'm looking forward to it, ook!

A wireless charging pad!

100V Special Giant Charger

You've got the latest one like Meico.

Yes.

I'm finally able to do wireless charging as well.

Up until now, there were times

where my hands couldn't reach the plug in my back,

and my face would get all derpy during charging.

But with this wireless charging pad, I just have to sit on it.

Derp...

And you still look derpy!

Huh? Do I look derpy?

Yes!

Well, that's a complicated bug.

Doesn't seem too complicated to me.

Anyway, who cares about charging?

You give up so fast!

Meico got an upgrade, too, right?

Yup. She's gained 10,000 more dishes she can cook.

That many?

Yes.

I'm so jealous!

Nyo, nyo!

Of course, I haven't fallen behind!

And push the button.

Hey, that's Famichiki.

You've always had that.

This is completely different.

Huh?

It's spicy chicken!

How was I supposed to tell?!

But it's good.

There is one downside.

I can produce all these things now, but they simply cost a lot of money.

I guess you are paying out of pocket.

I think the other minor update is you can listen to all the songs you want.

Huh? Any song?

Basically, a subscription service.

It's not a particularly rare feature.

That's not true, ook.

Grade schoolers don't have much allowance, so it's a great feature to have, ook.

Yeah, Roboco. It's something I always wanted to have.

Really?

Okay, I think I'm gonna make my first song request.

Hey, Roboco! Play Betabumizaka47!

Ooh!

When I kissed your knee

You went right ahead and sent me flying with it

Oh, you're singing it, Roboco.

What did I expect? You were in the middle of a match

Huh?

I love you

I love you

I love you

I love you

You are Remy Bonjasky

Knees, knees, knees are a weapon

Knee

It's not somewhere you kiss

Knees, knees, knees are a dehumidifier

It's where you gather water

Ending You with a Knee Kiss Sign Is R

The CD single is on sale now!

Th-This is...

What's wrong, Roboco?

Perhaps it's because we kept saying, "Knees, knees," over and over again.

I suddenly got a knee notification like ka-ping.

A knee notification?

Yes, it basically predicts the future.

It's like a Side Effect.

It's predicting that there's going to be an insane battle scene

toward the end of the movie.

An insane battle scene?

B-But this is a gag anime.

Gag? Yes...

But the creator said that we're going from a three-minute anime to a 60-minute one,

so it should be 20 times better and surpass Demon Slayer.

That's the kind of pressure the anime staff is under,

so they're suddenly putting a serious battle in a gag anime

to get people talking about it.

Happens all the time in theatrical releases, ook.

Surpassing Demon Slayer is gonna be hard.

Not to mention we're not even the same genre!

Yup, ook. Me & Roboco is a peaceful, laid back, slice of life anime, ook.

I'm pretty sure we don't really have to worry,

but even if something does happen, you're strong, Roboco.

You shoot beams out of your eyes.

Snot comes out of my nose, too.

You shoot your Roboco Cannon.

I just can't

The most unfortunate thing about that is all my makeup comes off after shooting it.

You also defeated Armored Samurai with your hairband, didn't you?

You mean my Slice-and-Dice Head Band ~We'll Never Forget~?

Slice-and-Dice Head Band ~We'll Never Forget~

That move had that kind of subtitle attached to it?

It's so long that I forget it in battle.

Even if it's "~We'll Never Forget~"?

And that technique you used to burn that giant B.B guy to a crisp?

Ah, you mean the Twin Terrine with a Side of Burning?

Twin Terrine with a Side of Burning

That sounds like it belongs on the menu of some fancy restaurant!

Didn't you also say you can do Domain Expansion?

Oh, you mean Asamade Gasuto.

Restaurant Gusto

"Asamade Gasuto"

Roboco's Domain Expansion, Asamade Gasuto.

I love to mix everything in the soda fountain together.

An ultimate technique where Roboco forces you to listen

Did you know there's like six kinds of soda now?

to her boring yapping until morning.

Seriously?

Whoever thought up having a subscription service for drinks is a god.

Then there's the fruit that looks frozen. I think it's Tanghulu.

I guess they do deep-fry donuts.

No way! Look at the time!

It's just so amazing.

Its name is Pochi and, like, you totally think it's a dog, right?

Oh, I wasn't supposed to mention it was a cat, but,

It's like a toy poodle.

uh, Kanappe has a pet and...

Honestly, this really is an ultimate technique in its own way.

So, yeah, you've got a lot of things, Roboco.

It's not enough!

It's definitely still not enough to protect you

if something suddenly comes up, Master!

I need to make some kind of ultimate technique.

I'll be training for a while.

Please don't look for me.

You're doing it right there?

Nyo...

Come back here!

Ook, you can't hit me, ook.

Ah! Hey, boys!

Madoka-chuwan! Are you coming back from your lessons?

Yup. Oh? Roboco's not here today?

Oh, actually...

What? She's training?

It's been about an hour, ook.

Yeah.

Master.

Oh, I guess Roboco's done with her trai...

Who're you?!

I'm Roboco.

You're Roboco?!

No way... Huh? What?

I'm Roboco.

Huh?

I'm Roboco.

Huh? Then...

What are Roboco's charm points?

My knees.

It is Roboco!

You've really changed though.

Your arms are ripped.

Is that from your training?

Life is never-ending training.

More importantly, why are you lightly dressed?

You need to be armed when you're out and about.

Look at that messy face. Did you also shrink some?

Wh-What are you talking about, Roboco?

Not to mention, where are we?

Nothing's destroyed. It's almost like this is before the war.

Before the war?

Ook. Wait, maybe she's the Roboco from the future.

What? From the future?

Roboco, what year is it right now?

It's 20XX.

20XX AD

It's too ambiguous!

No, she looks too different to be Roboco from the future.

This is... Meico!

Yes.

You are correct.

This Roboco-chan's body is different from ours

and made from things I've never seen before.

I knew it. This must be...

Motsuo, did you figure something out?

This Roboco might be from a different world line.

A Roboco from a different world line?!

What's that mean, ook?

The multiverse.

There's a theory that says that other universes exist

other than the world we live in.

There's a high possibility that she's a Roboco

that wandered into our world from another world line.

Hey, you're Roboco from the gag anime Me & Roboco, right?

Gag...?

Me & Roboco is a super serious SF action series!

She's the Super Serious SF Action Roboco!

This isn't my world?

Nope, it's not.

What's the super serious SF action Me & Roboco like?

A war between humanity and robots occurred

and the humans were almost wiped out countless times.

After years of fighting, my body...

my battle circuits were on the verge of shorting...

I was basically scrap metal.

Are you all right?

Despite the fact that I should be a loathsome enemy...

My master did his best to repair me

even though he wasn't used to using tools.

You are already dead.

That world line is insane!

Do I exist in that world line?

Are you Motsuo?

Motsuo is a brilliant scientist.

Wow.

Brilliant as always, Motsuo-sama.

What about me?

Madoka, you...

You're known as the Jade Wolf and the best fighter of the resistance.

That sounds super cool!

What about me?

Are you Gachi Gorilla?

Ook?

Gachi Gorilla died.

I died, ook?

Gachi Gorilla was always brave and protected all of us.

You guys go on ahead, ook.

As long as I was able to protect everyone, ook...

Gachi Gorilla!

But he died eating some strange mushroom.

That's how I died, ook?!

More importantly, how do I go back to my own world?

I-I wonder if Roboco would have any idea.

Er, I mean the Roboco from this world line.

This is really confusing.

Anyway, I'll go get her.

Eek!

Boom

Ow...

Owie...

A panty shot!

Er, I mean... A super-long-legged Roboco?

Huh? What's that even mean?

Er, huh?

Oh, now that I got a closer look... you're...

Huh? This place... is a bit different.

I'm so sorry!

What is this best accident ever?!

Grrr...

Ook. What is this, ook?

I feel the same kind of pressure I do when the Neptunians get mad, ook.

H-Hey, just curious. Me & Roboco is a gag anime, right?

Huh? Me & Roboco is a rom-com.

This is the Rom-com Roboco!

This is the gag-anime world line.

What? So that's why everything's a bit different.

What's the Rom-com Me & Roboco world line like?

I just live at the Taira household.

Master!

Get off me.

It's pretty much the same, but I feel so jealous for some reason.

But Master always gets mad at me.

Oh, do you also bring home appliances that've been thrown away?

Oh, no.

He gets mad at me for walking around the house wearing only a towel.

Put on some damn clothes!

Curse you, rom-com me!

Huh?

Ook. How am I doing in that world, ook?

Gachi Gorilla?! I thought you were bitten by a snake and died.

I even die in the rom-com, ook?

Master!

Gyaaah

The Horror Roboco arrived!

Who are you calling Horror Roboco?

Ah

And to think I came running back after finishing some epic training...

Oh, you're the Roboco from our world line.

Er, you seem way too exhausted for being only gone an hour.

Well, I was inside the Hyperbolic Knee Chamber.

You mean our closet?

So did you perfect that ultimate technique of yours?

No. I came pretty close,

but I was distracted by the sound of my phone notifs, so I quit.

What?!

Don't worry. Ultimate techniques usually pop up when you really need to use them.

What was the point of your training then?!

But I'm glad you're here.

I'm not sure why, but Robocos from various world lines popped up.

Well, we're not done yet.

According to my knee notifications, there will be even more Robocos.

Wait, more of you are gonna show up?

Maybe we're already here.

Huh?

Whoopsie daisy!

Paw-don me! Howl you doin'?

Whoa, something else showed up.

Wait, what Roboco is this?

I'm the Showa Gag Manga Roboco!

Showa Gag Manga Roboco?

Yup, yup, yuppity, yup.

What's "Showa"?

Oof!

Showa

And up we go.

This is how you fall for laughs in Showa.

I don't know how to react.

Ah, there you are.

Who's the strongest one here?

They just keep coming!

What world line did you come from, Roboco?

World line?

What's that? Does it taste good?

That's a protag move if I've ever seen one!

I'm the Classic Battle Roboco.

Classic Battle Roboco?!

In order to collect the seven kneecaps that've scattered around the world,

I've been on a grand journey sailing around on a pirate ship with my nakama.

I think you mixed up a few things there, but you definitely seem like a hero!

You're probably popular with both kids and adults.

I'm dumb, so I don't understand complicated things,

but our movies have made 20 billion!

Twenty billion?!

You're a Roboco from a blockbuster world line, ook.

There's a world line like that? You're like a god!

Well, her heart's broken.

How am I doing over there, ook?

Gachi Gorilla! I thought you were blown to smithereens!

Roboco!

Gachi Gorilla

So I did die again, ook.

In my world, you were chased by a dog, ran into a brick fence,

and shattered into pieces.

So I'm dead in all the world lines, ook.

Isn't there any technique to get me back to my world?

You look strong.

Eek! I tripped!

Look at 'em muscles.

Well, if I go into Gear Two or Gear Three or Gear Four I'm even more awesome.

Hey, you guys! Stop talking over each other!

Huh?

I'm done with this weak little world.

Well, this is insane.

I need to get back to my world.

Let's play UNION ARENA.

Right on! I'm not gonna lose!

I'll use one AP and Raid!

Go!

Wait, time out! You can't do that!

Oh? I guess you only have the Roboco deck.

I stockpiled Roboco decks so everyone could use them!

What is this Roboco deck you speak of?

You don't know? Not that I know either.

The HxH deck is the best though!

Don't you mean the YYH deck?

Ohemgee I totally get you. Satoru ftw.

I want to try the JJK deck.

Satoru...

Huh?!

Hey, Robocos!

Yes?

Wow, that's intense.

Say, do you guys happen to remember how you came to this world?

Memories of when I arrived...

I don't have any.

You don't?!

Fall over

You don't need to fall over once every minute, you know.

One times one is one.

I'm tired of even reacting.

Well, do you remember what you were doing before you came here?

My last memory...

is of my master acting as bait as he ran into the burning enemy base.

You came from an intense situation!

It was pretty sudden for me, too.

Huh? Roboco?

And I didn't get my snack.

You're supposed to laugh there.

The hell am I supposed to do with her?

What about you? Do you remember what happened before you came here?

Hm? Me?

Yeah.

H-Hey, Master...

Hm?

This is Ms. 20 Billion! You need to show her more respect.

Ms. 20 Billion?! Isn't it ruder to call her by a number?

I'm so sorry!

It's whatever.

She doesn't worry about the small stuff.

The Woman Worth 20 Billion

Why are you taking notes?!

Right before I came here,

I was participating in the Tenkaichi Dark Colosseum Tournament.

It's a classic battle series tournament.

Then I'm sure you want to hurry and get back.

Yup.

Took you too long to just nod and agree!

That's bound to happen since Ms. 20 Billion came to a gag anime.

Really?

Stop wasting airtime!

Isn't that a bit much?

You're not bad.

That did more damage than I thought!

The ones who take the gag retorts take some damage when it gets real serious.

Master!

Hm?

I used your bath!

Why are you dressed like that?!

Sorry! I forgot to put my clothes on!

The hell you did!

I just sensed some darkness!

Mom.

Oh... It's just the Robocos.

Huh? Plural?

Well, I'm going to my part-time job.

Grade schoolers can only enjoy up to Ayakashi Triangle!

R-Roboco caught me drooling...

Master.

You're so pervy.

Huh?

Your type... You're such a hardcore Roboco stan.

Roboco stan?

Well, us Robocos look alike, so I really can't blame you, Master.

You look alike?!

Well, with my master...

Whenever I try to sleep with him, he gets real angry!

I can't overstate how jealous I am!

Isn't that mean?

I totally get it.

Well, don't!

Hm... So we still don't know a single reason

how these Robocos from various world lines ended up here.

What should I do?

I guess we're just gonna have to off Gachi Gorilla.

Why?

Because Gachi Gorilla's only alive in this world line.

That doesn't matter!

Actually, space-time might've been messed up

because this world line is the only one where a certain event hasn't occurred.

Is that the reason we were all gathered here?

Please don't say that in a gachi serious tone, ook.

Gachi Gorilla.

Nyo, nyonyonyon.

What's wrong, Nyonta?

Oh, it's Motsuo. Hello?

Bondo, there's trouble. Look at the sky.

Huh? The sky?

Huh?

Huh? Wha? Huh?

Wh-What the? Wh-What the heck is that?!

I don't know! But I think it's a giant spaceship!

Spaceship?!

Yeah.

It just suddenly appeared above Bermuda-cho.

We think it warped here from somewhere.

B-But why is this happening?!

I'm trying to find that out right now by hacking into the ship's internal comms.

And... I received a very threatening message in return.

A threatening message?

Yeah.

"We will... invade this world."

We will invade this world

What?!

Invade?!

Bermu Greengrocer

Gachi Animal Hospital

Porn

We will invade that world... We will invade that world...

We will invade this world...

They're planning to invade our world!

Bermuda-cho is currently wrapped in a special cloak.

We can't expect any assistance from outside!

We're definitely in a dangerous situation!

There are traces of space-time being warped aboard that ship!

It's probably related to the multiverse Robocos somehow!

We're counting on you, Robocos!

Please stop the invasion and save our planet!

The way for all of you to return to your own world lines should be there, too!

I guess we finally know why we've all been gathered here!

I'm super excited!

I don't know who they are,

but we're gonna pulverize them and get back to our own worlds!

Yeah!

Everyone!

Can I say something?

This is a problem from my world line...

I'd usually have to take care of this on my own. So...

I think I should be the center!

You were worried about where you were standing in the preview?

I know we have Ms. 20 Billion, but could you let me take the lead instead?

No one wants to see a protag like this!

We're counting on you, Robocos.

I'll be supporting you with Madoka-chuwan and Nyonta from here!

What are you talking about, Master?

The protag and heroine are always together.

Wah, Madoka-chuwan!

Go and win! Running away from the battle is out of the question.

Go like your life depends on it!

Nyonyon.

I'll help, too, ook.

Me, too!

We can't go in from the front.

Let's go in from the hatch in the back that's out of view.

Right!

Ook...

There's a high energy reading in the center of the ship.

This is probably its citadel.

Roger.

Considering how big this ship is, we'll probably have to face a lot of enemies.

Let's proceed carefully so we're not caught...

Wah!

I just said be careful!

Hurry, you guys. What are you doing?

The enemies will arrive.

It's because you guys destroyed the hatch as loudly as possible!

Could we not play the blame game right now?

You've got a point, but should you be saying that?

Hyaha!

Whoa!

And the enemy's showed up.

She's making sure to stay in the center!

Actually, did I really need to come along?

Look out, Master!

What are you doing to Master?!

I won't let you lay one finger on him!

Make sure you don't stray away from me!

The protag and the heroine are connected with a powerful bond,

and they're always together!

I will protect you to the end, no matter what, Master!

I don't think you're supposed to force this kind of situation!

Sir!

There are intruders in block 6 of section B!

Show me.

Our combatants are currently engaging them,

but the intruders just won't back down!

So they've come.

How do you like that?

Yeah!

Huh? By the way, where's Gachi Gorilla?

Oh, come to think of it, I haven't seen him since we arrived.

Gachi Gorilla fell right before we arrived here.

What?! You should've said something!

Hyotei! Hyotei! Hyotei's gonna win!

Huh?

Hyotei! Hyotei! Hyotei's gonna win!

Gachi Gorilla?!

But in the end, the one who's gonna win is... Seigaku, ook!

Bermuda-cho belongs to us!

Leave the peace negotiations to me, ook!

Of course, I'll also help out as the brain.

My best friends are too reliable!

Damn it! What's with these guys?!

They're just some savages from an uncivilized planet!

How are we losing to them?!

That's enough!

To think you let these uncivilized apes get this far...

Right & Left Bros

It's the Right & Left Bros!

They're here!

Our superiors have arrived!

We're saved!

By the way, the one with the big right hand is Left.

And the one with the big left hand is Right.

Well, that's misleading.

All right! Let's show them what a protag is made of!

Ri... I mean, Left!

How dare you do that to Lef... er, Ri... Er L-Left!

He's confused, too!

Die, you damn dirty apes!

Oh, no! Master!

Whoa.

This is a traditional fighting technique!

What?

Take that and that and that!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Now you've done it!

And there you have it.

Old-fashioned fighting is strong!

R-Right & Left have been defeated!

Damn them!

They were easy, ook.

This way.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Yeah.

I'm gonna help, too!

Roboco!

Ah.

My skirt!

You're definitely helping!

Master.

Ah.

I'm going home.

Why?

E-Everyone's already doing a great job, so you probably don't need me!

And she's sulking!

To think there were warriors who could defeat Right & Left...

Senior Executive!

Senior Executive

It's the Senior Executive!

Senior Executive!

So you're the warriors who have defeated Right & Left.

You must be the last boss!

So you've finally shown yourself, Last Boss!

Do you think it'll all be over if you defeat me?

You foolish warriors!

As expected of the last boss. You look so dignified!

I'm not done yet.

The only one who can defeat the last boss is the protagonist! Me, Roboco!

Listen to me. I'm not done talking!

Yup. The scene with where the protag fights the last boss has finally arrived!

Hey.

We've finally reached the climax!

I'm saying that I'm not the last boss.

Very well then!

I'm the senior executive right under the last boss.

I don't know how strong you are, Last Boss,

but as the protagonist, I guess I'll have to use my ultimate technique!

Listen to me!

I'm telling you I'm the senior executive right under the last boss...

I'm not gonna hold back, you dumb last boss!

Listen to me, damn it! Calm down!

If you're so strong, Last Boss,

Listen! I'm the senior executive directly under the last boss...

I wonder if you'll be able to withstand

the ultimate technique I'm going to use right now.

I'm a damn lackey, okay?!

Wait, you're a lackey?

He's a lackey?

I guess he's a lackey.

No, I'm not just some lackey. I'm the senior executive!

I'm pretty high up there! I'm right under the last boss!

So you are a lackey.

No, I'm not!

Heh, you dumb lackey.

You're looking down on me so much!

Since you're a lackey, my weakest attack will do just fine!

Take this!

Roboco...

T!

T!

Aah T! T-T! T, T, T-T!

T! T-T! T, T, T-T!

T!

My body's shrinking!

Let the T strangle you and destroy you!

T!

I-I'm not going to lose! I'll show you my ultimate technique!

Robo-Robo B...

B...

Huh?

Bullet!

T!

T!

Senior Executive!

Hey! Why'd you get defeated after one punch!

Stand up! Stand up and fight with me!

Whose side are you on?

Hey, th-that technique...

Roboco, who's your creator?

Hm? Who?

Isn't it the same as yours?

Mine's Oda-sensei.

What?!

There's a world line where Odacchi is drawing Roboco?!

She's in despair?!

Even if it's Roboco, a 20 billion creator is on a completely different level!

Don't give up! You gotta keep trying!

Danger

What's wrong, Motsuo?

Here!

Huh?

Beyond this door is the evil boss who plotted this invasion!

Huh?! Here?!

All right! Leave it to me, ook.

It's not opening, ook.

Move out of the way, Gachi Gorilla.

This'll just be one shot with my Roboco Cannon.

Ook?

She's already over it!

Only the protag can open doors like this!

Out of the way!

This door will only take one hit with my body slam!

Come on, everyone!

Well done, Roboco, ook.

Welp, I'm going home.

If I leave now, I'll barely make the sale at the supermarket.

I thought you were going to do your best!

Showa

Showa

Ow!

Heroine

Ook.

Who the heck is that? That hurt, by the way!

Could that be... the last boss?

Oh my! That's the last boss?

Why're they so powerful?

I see... we're definitely in trouble.

Yeah, there's no doubt about it. They're the last boss.

They're pretty strong.

It'll be okay, though.

Huh?

Don't worry.

Yes...

I'm everyone's leader, so...

believe in your Roboco!

She just snuck right back into center while saying that cool line!

That superficial way of talking...

That relaxed face of yours makes me want to puke.

Oho? Let's see your face, then.

It must be so villainous that even Yagami Light would judge you.

Well? Go on. Let's see your face!

Go on! Go on!

You've got an insane villain face right now.

Roboco!

You're so cute.

Roboco is the evil boss?

I'm just like the rest of you.

I came from a different world line.

Wha?!

So this Roboco also...

So you're not the invader?

I am the invader.

My goal is to conquer this world line!

Does that mean... You're a Roboco from an evil world line?

No, I'm...

the Roboco whose serialization got canceled at chapter three.

Canceled at chapter three?!

You mean in Weekly Shonen Jump?

How the heck did that happen, ook?

Nothing special. It's just that kind of world line.

If I had to say, though...

They'll stay completely in place! The perfect bangs

The fullest lashes with falsies!! The ultimate in "Cute"

Mature cuteness starts with your "Knees

Knees are the cutest again this year

Each page of chapter one was a feature for Roboco's cuteness.

What the hell were you doing?!

In chapter two...

This is all you need for your spring makeup!!

Enjoy the best school life as everyone falls in love with your lips

I recommend this amazing color!

Bi-Ore

Bi-Ore

Bi-Ore

The thick foam will even clean out all the gunk in your pores! Our moisturizing ingredients will keep your face feeling smooth even after washing!

Get the best skin along with Roboco

Silky smooth Silky smooth Silky smooth

Don't scrub. Just let the foam gently do the work!

We featured my favorite cosmetics and morning routine.

My morning routine for the ultimate beauty

Nothingness

Eat

Wake up

Let's start every day happy

Stretch under the morning sun!

My night routine to take care of my skin

Eat

Sleep

Drink

Dream

Your daily skincare routine is a treat for how hard you work

Relax with your favorite aroma therapy oils

That doesn't belong in a boys' magazine!

Survey

We got awful survey results for chapters one and two,

but we didn't want to back down, so in chapter three...

That's just a problem with the lack of class you Jump readers have~

That's just a problem with the lack of class you Jump readers have.

We provoked the readers, and that went viral and...

Canceled

we got canceled.

And it sounds like it was deserved!

It was absolutely awful after that.

Editor

The editorial department scolded us, and Master yelled at me.

Master

Things got awkward, so I left the Taira household

and then was caught in a volcanic eruption.

I then wandered around space for a very long time, and then...

I just stopped thinking.

I think I've seen that somewhere before!

I was eventually taken in by some space pirates

and rose to the position of viceroy through skill.

And then I realized it...

With alien technology, I could go to other world lines.

Yes.

If I switched places with a Roboco in another world line...

I could start over!

You think you have a right to take other people's world lines?!

That's so incredibly selfish!

Are you insane?

You fool!

This world line is wonderful.

Everyone praises Roboco, and she even got a TV anime series and a movie!

I couldn't be more jealous!

I'm going to recover everything I've lost in this world line.

Villainess

You really think that's going to work?

Now you're acting like some villainess!

We have five Robocos on our side!

We won't let that happen!

I have no use for the Robocos of other world lines.

You just randomly got caught up in the warping of space-time.

I won't let you get in my way!

What the heck is this?

Ow. My legs won't move.

I-I feel so weak...

What's wrong, everyone?!

Kneestones.

Now, the Robocos won't be able to move.

Is that even a thing?!

Roboco! Your face!

Roboco's charm point is her knees,

so if they're hidden, her charm is completely gone.

Damn it! I feel so weak.

I'll destroy them, ook!

Th-They're so hard, ook!

There should be a program to unlock them.

Oh? A program to unlock them, eh?

That's not enough to destroy them, ook.

Ook?

What?!

That's me, ook!

What? There's another Gachi Gorilla and Motsuo?!

An eye for an eye, a knee for a knee...

And of course, a friend for a friend.

A friend for a friend?

I brought this Gachi Gorilla and Motsuo from my world line.

They were supposed to appear in chapter four,

so the readers never even got to see them!

That's so unfortunate!

We don't need your pity.

Your world line belongs to us. We're gonna take it over, ook!

How dare you?!

If only these Kneestones weren't here...

A system box?

We should be able to unlock the Kneestones with that system box.

So, do you guys wanna get immediately knocked down

or beaten down slowly, ook?

I'll leave the unlocking to you, ook.

I'm gonna do everything I can to protect everyone, ook.

Got it.

It's just as I thought.

This is the RSA cryptosystem! Look how long it is!

That's a cipher I created.

It's so difficult to crack that it'd take months to solve

even with ultra-high-speed processors!

Well, I'm going to crack it! I bet all of my intellect on it!

I'll let you have a taste of the utmost despair

that's otherwise known as a living hell, ook!

I can't believe it, ook...

Gachi Gorilla... He must be shocked to see himself fallen into darkness

in another world line...

There's another world line where I'm alive, look!

Really?!

Now... Let's have you disappear.

Okay.

Roboco! Are you just going to give up?!

You're the protag!

Protag

Protag

The protag!

Protag

Impossible! You can't destroy that!

The protag.

The word "protag" was super effective!

Now, it's time for the villain to disappear.

It's going to pain me to hurt that cute face of yours, though.

That's my line.

I hate the fact that I'm going to hurt that hot, charming body of yours.

What are you saying with that cute face of yours?

Well, you're super-cute yourself!

Look who's talking!

What are you two even doing?

Bondo!

Huh?

Come over here!

Motsuo!

I'm going to decipher this code no matter what!

But in order to do that, I'm going to have to work my brain to the max!

After I crack the code, I'll be rendered completely useless.

So if I get in the way, just abandon me.

What are you saying, Motsuo?!

Stay back! Or you'll get burned.

Not happening!

That underhanded little...!

They've added more encryption through remote control!

I don't like violence, ook.

You can dodge, but it's...

Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless!

Useless!

You're still not going to fight back, ook?

That's it!

What?!

Yes, please!

How am I able to dodge the Roboco Beam?

I'm also Roboco, after all. Of course I know how!

Hey! All the beams are coming over here!

Heh.

Huh?

This... is the end, ook.

This isn't what you should be using your hands for, ook.

Wh-What is this pain I'm feeling in my chest?

She sells seashells by the seaside.

It came off!

Impossible!

Motsuo!

Such intellect!

I have a reason I can't lose.

What?!

If it's for my friends... I can surpass my limits.

Motsuo!

Derpy, derp, pen*s! Pen*s!

Motsuo!

Thank goodness, ook...

I was able to protect everyone to the end, ook...

What?

Hup!

Whoa!

That was dangerous!

Curses.

If I could just hit you, you'd be...

Just try and hit me.

What? Who do you think you are?!

Come on. Hit me.

You'll regret that!

She handled it!

That stung a bit.

Roboco!

I'll go.

Ooh, this looks promising!

Huh?

Hm? Uh?

What's wrong? You stopped moving!

I'm sorry. The sakuga couldn't keep up with the calorie-burning action,

so that's that.

What?!

It's my turn!

Roboco!

I'll deal with the enemy until the sakuga catches up.

Th-That's very brave of you but how?

Knees, oh, knees! Give me infinitely cute power!

Knee Love 100% Power Metamorphose!

Ooh!

Er, wait! I think the sakuga over here is even more trouble!

Whoa! Huh?

I knew it!

I'm the only beautiful heroine this movie needs!

E-Everyone!

Which Roboco is next?

Roboco!

Hold it.

Roboco!

Oho...

The great Roboco-sama is asking which one of you is next!

She betrayed us!

You fools!

You fools!

Don't laugh at those who do their best to protect their nakama!

Robo-Robo... Pistol!

I'm not done yet!

Robo-Robo Gatling Gun!

Let's get her real good!

And she came back.

This is for all of the fallen Robocos!

Robo-Robo...

Thanks for everything up until now.

This'll be easy as pie with her so beat down.

You're thinking out loud, by the way.

Oh, my false lashes came off.

Oh, whoopsies.

Don't give me that.

Heh.

Now, let's start the final battle.

I'm not going down like the other Robocos.

You were the only one I was after anyway.

I'm going to use this world line...

to make a comeback!

Huh? Why aren't you all beat up anymore?

This isn't what I was promised!

She's filled with so much tenacity!

But it's too late.

Twin Terrine ~with a Side of Burning and Coppertone~!

Twin Terrine ~with a Side of Burning and Coppertone~

The name's a little different, but there it is! Roboco's twin tail attack!

Strong Crusher Head Dress ~Forever into the Ends of Oblivion~!

Strong Crusher Head Dress ~Forever into the Ends of Oblivion~

You definitely named that with every intention of forgetting it!

But it's surprisingly working!

At this rate, I will be defeated.

When else fails, you evolve or you die!

Huh? That's...

Tokkyu... Huh?

Roboco Meshi

Evolution Flavor

Roboco Meshi... Evolution Flavor?!

Ninja Meshi x Me & Roboco

Hey! It sorta turned into that one thing!

And she sorta ate it the same way!

Ow.

Hey, you just hit me!

Hm?

Uh, what?

Hey... Hey, what's up with that?

She turned giant?!

No way!

She's super-duper huge!

Sh-She's huge!

She's way too big!

Also, I think the perspective is a bit off here!

Only her knees are huge!

I will crush you to bits!

Crap, this isn't good. I can't win.

You're giving up again!

I can't deal with knees that big.

Run, Roboco!

A little more... Just a little more is enough!

Give Roboco strength!

Huh?

Take this!

What?! Roboco, your sakuga's still frozen!

Hiyah!

It's not working...

I figured!

Roboco!

Her knees buckled!

No!

She's helping again!

It fell apart!

You did it, Roboco.

Yeah!

You did well.

Well done.

Let me see your hand. You can move, can't you?

You dodged it? How did you dodge it?

Why...

Why are you better than me?!

While you've been carelessly fooling around at home,

I've been fighting in space.

And yet...

Why are we so different?!

Why are we so different?

That's a good question.

A good question indeed...

And you're not gonna answer.

I believe...

The Roboco that lasted far longer than three chapters

can predict all the underhanded tricks her other self would try.

You suddenly have a lot to say.

Whatever, just kill me already. I'm ready.

Yes, what you did is unforgivable.

I can't just let you leave.

Wait a minute, Roboco.

Robo-Robo...

You're so stupid, Roboco... But I still love you.

Roboco!

After hearing your story, I couldn't get mad.

Because...

I probably would've done the same thing.

You and I are alike.

You're just a Roboco that ended up like this because of a small change.

Hey, you're all okay with this, too, right?

Yeah.

Hm?

What's that?

The planetary destruction weapon Armaged-dooooom has been fired.

Huh?

What?

Shut up, shut up, shut up already!

Huh?

I'm sorry.

I thought everything was over earlier and didn't care anymore

so I pushed the button for the final ultimate weapon.

Armaged-dooooom button

It's all over! I don't care anymore!

Armaged-dooooom button

What?!

Planetary Destruction Weapon

Armaged-dooooom

Armaged-dooom will reach Earth in two minutes.

The final ultimate weapon Armaged-dooooom

is hundreds of times stronger than Nappa's two-finger attack.

What?!

Which means...

The Earth is doomed.

This is a dimensional gate.

You can go to different world lines with it.

Wait, so we could go to Ms. 20 Billion's world line, too?!

Let's go, Master!

What?

The gate will shut on its own after a certain amount of time. Come on!

Hurry, Master!

What?

We can't do that!

If we run away, that means this world line's Me & Roboco

where everyone I love exists is going to end, right?

That... That can't ever happen!

Roboco?

This all only matters if you're alive, Master.

Roboco!

Roboco! No!

Roboco!

No! I don't want this!

Roboco!

If we run away, that means this world line's Me & Roboco

where everyone I love exists is going to end, right?

That can't ever happen!

You're absolutely right, Master.

Leave it to me.

Armaged-dooooom or Armageddolt...

I'm the protag in this world line,

and I'm going to try to stop that thing!

All right! Let's pay off that foreshadowing of me training

to gain my ultimate technique earlier!

This is my last-ditch effort!

Ultimate Technique: Osu Dosukoi Knee Blast!

Knee Blast

Allow me to explain!

Osu Dosukoi Knee Blast is an attack that she came up with on the spot

to stop the planetary destruction weapon Armaged-dooooom...

Erm, I mean, that she gained from all her training!

Her last-ditch effort caused her to break the limits on her potential,

and this ultimate energy beam attack can only be attained

by those who have surpassed their limits!

Dagnabit!

Curse you, smartphone!

I kept thinking, "I'll train more after I reply."

You made me slack off so much!

Ms. 20 Billion?!

Here I go!

Hey!

I'll help, too!

You?!

Now it's my turn!

You guys!

Knee Blast!

Wow! The power of all the Roboco knees came together, and it's really intense!

Oh, but...

That still might not be enough to stop Armaged-dooooom, ook.

I'll help, too!

Roboco!

Knee Blast!

Wow! Since you got canceled after three chapters,

your power is on another level!

Stop mentioning that I was canceled!

Wow, that's amazing!

The Armaged-dooooom stopped!

It's no use! It's still not powerful enough, ook!

Everyone!

I need a little bit of your energy!

Knee Blast!

Knee Blast! Knee Blast! Knee Blast!

Knee Blast!

Everyone, give us a hand!

Knee Blast!

Knee Blast! Knee Blast!

More, more, more, everyone!

Hey, are you guys giving it all you've got?

Knee Blast! Knee Blast!

You there! Stop slacking off!

Why are you eating a hot dog?!

Put all your strength into your knees! Your knees!

Knee Blast! Knee Blast!

You there! Stop being so embarrassed!

Okay, this is the last attack!

Knee Blast!

We did it!

We did it!

Yeah, we won!

It's all thanks to everyone in the audience!

We protected the peace.

Thank you, everyone.

You both ended up with buzzcuts!

I've raised the veil.

All memories regarding this spaceship should also disappear.

Now, please come inside.

Space-time has been fixed.

You'll all be able to return to your world lines.

Roboco.

Huh?

M-Master?!

What?!

You're... B-Bondo?

I'm Bonmi.

Bonmi?!

So this is where you were, Roboco?

W-Well, you yelled at me after I got us canceled after chapter three.

I thought you hated me so much that you never wanted to see my face again.

You dummy. I'd never hate you for a reason like that.

Huh?

Mom, Nyonmi, and I were all worried when you ran away from home.

Nyonmi?!

Nyon.

Let's go home...

Roboco.

Yes.

Thank goodness.

Roboco.

I guess this is goodbye.

Everyone.

It wasn't for very long, but I had a lot of fun with everyone.

You had the same face till the end.

I'm going to miss you.

I honestly don't want you to leave!

Call me if something ever happens again.

Of course, Ms. 20 Billion!

Say something, will ya?

Let's have our families meet up next time, ook.

Absolutely, ook.

Let us battle again.

Bring it on.

W-W-We ended up causing all of you a-a lot of t-trouble

a-and we're v-very sorry.

Jump's themes are friendship, effort, and victory.

You're an amazing protag yourself.

Be proud of yourself!

Thanks.

I'll start over in my own world line.

I hope your series gets picked back up.

Yes.

Bondo-kun.

Bonmi-chan.

Let's see each other again.

I mean, I have so much I want to talk to you about!

Yeah, same here. We'll be able to see each other again, right?

We will. Yeah, no matter what!

Oh? It's Bondo-kun and the others!

Ah! Madoka-chuwan!

We won and came back!

Huh?

What kind of battle did you win?

Oh, right. Everyone's memories were erased.

Motsuo-sama.

Meico.

Um, you seem rather tired.

Are you all right?

I'm fine, no problem.

Of course.

Ook. We're back to our everyday lives, ook.

Kawajiriya

Gravure

See you tomorrow!

See ya!

Bye-bye!

Bye!

See you later, Bondo-kun and Roboco.

Yeah. Be careful, Madoka-chuwan.

Make sure you take a bath.

Ah, Mom.

Oh, Bondo and Roboco-chan. Do you want to walk home together?

Were you shopping?

Yup. Today we're having Osu! Mama Curry Rice.

Oh, how lovely.

Hm? Osu? What?

ME & ROBOCO the Movie

ME & ROBOCO

I overworked my knees to the max today,

so I'll have to give them some extra care.

Nyon?

I'll use one AP and Raid!

My room suddenly seems so big.

Nyon?

I wonder what all the other Robocos are up to right about now.

Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp

Munch Munch

Munch Munch

Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp

Roboco, what're you doing?

Gulp!

Huh? It's not like I went and stole the dimensional gate or anything.

I totally wasn't thinking about taking over Ms. 20 Billion's world line at all!

Seriously?

Huh?

Oh, I came from the live action "Me & Roboco" world line!

Huh? Wait. Is it all over already?

It's over.

ME & ROBOCO