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Praise the Lord. Amen.

Hallelujah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Mavis? I'm serious about this.

I know you're serious, darling.

I haven't seen a man yet who could fake a hard -on.

Oh.

Huh?

Thank you.

Yes, Annette has brought a great deal of pleasure to many people, including

yours truly.

In this next scene, we see her both giving pleasure and driving the guy a

nuts also in the process.

She plays a detective, and he's one of the bad guys.

You'll see.

Yeah,

come on in.

I thought you were Sherry.

Don't get dressed on my account.

Well, can I do anything for you or something, you know?

Well, Sherry told me that you sometimes participate in the training of the

girls.

Yeah.

I get involved.

I'll bet.

I'll bet you're really good at it, too.

Well, I don't like to brag, you know.

Never had any complaints.

Sherry said that you keep the girls locked up.

Sherry talks too much.

You know what you said before about selling me? That was pretty funny.

Yeah, that was a good one.

Well, it's true. I think you'd get a good price, as far as I can tell.

I don't think you'd do so bad at an auction yourself.

Think you could train me?

You know, it doesn't seem fair.

Dressed so differently.

What if I'd change?

Got another towel I could use?

Or maybe I could just use this one.

They're training. Huh?

They're training me.

Okay.

Here.

Do this.

Do this.

There.

I knew you wanted some of this. I'm sorry.

See?

That film was called The Coming of Angels, and it does contain some of the

hottest scenes ever filmed.

Annette, John Leslie, and myself all won Adult Film Association awards for our

work in that film.

And it also stars two other extraordinary young women, Abigail

Leslie Beauvais.

Let's take a look now at Abigail, Leslie, and Annette.

Start tweaking up.

Your ass is sticking out.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's just driving you crazy, huh?

Yeah, I just want to bite it in the worst way.

Jennifer? I didn't know you cared.

Well, now you know.

I'm an ass freak.

Ta -da!

Pretty classy entrance, eh?

Well... Well, I mean, you know, I'll have you know I was Miss Burns of 1970.

That guy is hot.

That's my magazine.

It's so horny.

Jennifer, you?

Oh, no.

Look.

You broke your thing.

You ripped it right in half.

Well, I'll take the big half.

You know what? I'm going to jump on a sailor as soon as all this training

over with. Good idea.

What do you need a sailor for?

You said you liked my ass.

And I like yours.

What are you doing?

You wait a minute. I don't think I've ever done anything like this before.

I'll show you.

You've been with a woman, too?

Now, that's my idea of romance.

Three girls at a time.

Well, as you can see, Annette is more than happy to show the different aspects

of her personality on screen.

But she's perhaps best known for her simple romantic roles like the one with

Paul Thomas in Brief Affair.

Did you ever have a really terrific day?

I mean, one of those days when everything just seems to work out.

Well, I did.

Today.

That's me, Sinclair West.

This was how I looked this morning, just before the alarm went off.

The gorgeous hunk with me is Rudy. No doubt you can see the smile on my face.

Well, Rudy's the cause of that smile.

I met him last night at Cafe Louis, the local hangout for all of us dancers at

the Lewis Academy of Performing Arts. I've been studying dance almost all my

life, and I want to tell you, Rudy's got an extension you wouldn't believe.

Well, we made love for two solid hours, and then we...

you're doing?

Oh, yeah.

What for?

Oh, I have to get to class.

If I'm late again, this is chill. It's nice and stretchable.

Chill me.

What time does class start?

Nine o 'clock.

Well,

it's ages till nine o 'clock. Come back to bed.

No, no, no. You don't understand.

I only understand that I want you.

I got

to New York tonight.

New York?

Oh.

New York.

New York.

That's wonderful.

New York, I always wanted to go to New York.

Send me a picture, postcard.

Can I send you that in the postcard?

Or that?

Or that?

Can I send my hands to caress your breasts in a postcard?

Can I send my mouth?

I have to get dressed.

I have to shower.

I have to catch a bus. I have to transfer. I have to... God.

I don't give a damn about a bus or a transfer.

I just want to make love to you.

Rudy has such a way with words.

I mean, I tried reasoning with him, but, well, he's very persuasive.

And logic isn't everything, right?

Oh, it was wonderful.

He's so beautiful.

And he made me feel beautiful, too.

I've never made love in the morning before.

But it's fabulous.

And so romantic.

It was more romantic than, than, well, than the pas de deux from

Sleeping Beauty.

Well, that's enough romance for a while. Let's get back to some serious sex.

This next scene is in its own particular fantasy. It includes two men and

Juliet Anderson, and it's from the film 8 to 4.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Perhaps part of Annette's great charm and erotic appeal is that regardless of

the situation she may find herself in, she always remains a lady, which is no

mean trick in this business.

I nearly died when Betty called me. I said, well, good for her. She's finally

getting liberated.

Yeah, Sidney was no better.

That's why I divorced him. He left me alone all summer.

He had a season's ticket to the Yankee Stadium.

He was zipped straight from the office to the box seat.

Well, with Roger, it was basketball.

That's why last season I finally decided to go to ladies' night over at the

Diplomat Club.

He never told me that. Well, I didn't want to shock you.

Isn't that where the men strip?

Same place.

I don't know about that bar scene.

It's not a singles bar, Angie.

These are practically all women, and the only guys in there are the ones that

serve the drinks or the dance on the stage.

Don't look at me. I don't know. I've never been there.

Come on, Betty.

Like I always say, if there's no food in the kitchen, you gotta eat out.

Well...

I'll try anything once.

Good for you.

She also knows how to have a good time, like she does here with Paul Thomas, who

plays a ridiculous singer in the film Ladies' Night.

I'm going to make Laurie have beautiful love with you.

So nice to be back here with you.

We don't have to act.

I can just be real with you.

Yeah.

Thanks.

How many of us would have given anything to have had our erotic education at the

hands of Annette Haven?

Well, Richard Pacheco gets that blessed opportunity in the summer of 72.

Many of them are going to be more skilled and more beautiful than I am.

But I just wanted you to know that I remember you today.

I'm just gonna take that off

Should I

be

doing anything?

That tiny room at the beach was absolutely the perfect place for my

When we came together, I could feel the hairs growing on my chest.

I saw my future.

I saw my past.

For a few minutes, it was like being alive and they live happily ever after.

All my questions had been answered.

And all my fears disappeared.

All that was left was...

The kiss.

Every move we made was a kiss.

Oh.

Well, there are all kinds of education.

And I'm going to leave you now with this last scene from Memphis Cat House

Blues, which features Annette and one of the most sizzling blondes ever to come

into this business, Danielle.

I know you're going to like it.

Well, as a matter of fact, maybe I'll go take a look at it once more myself.

place is this?

Just a dandy little cat house in Memphis, that's all.

Here, join us, honey.

I, I, I couldn't.

I couldn't.

I mean, I just, I just couldn't.

I, I, I couldn't.

It's easy to fall off a log, honey.

We're going to start you off real easy, honey. Just a nice, simple blowjob.

Now you watch.

How could I?

Well, I thought I'd eat it until I ate it.

And it's lovely now.

I don't know.

You just come on over here and look at this man's equipment, sweetheart.

Look at those balls.

Those are the nicest balls you're ever going to see on any man, let me tell

Well, thank you, miss.

Oh, it's my pleasure, darling. Both of them.

Be careful now. If you want to touch, go ahead. Just be real gentle.

Go on.

Try. Well, maybe I could.

Oh, man.

Oh, I didn't make that noise.

Get a hair in your mouth sweetheart just pull it out throw me away, okay?

All right.

Go ahead.

You be real careful with him now. Keep your teeth out of the way.

Okay.

Like that?

Not exactly, sweetheart. You don't have to wrap your lips around your teeth.

Just move your teeth out of the way.

Oh, okay.

Just open your mouth, then.

That looks lovely, though.

It feels lovely.

That's very nice.

Oh, that's so good.

You've learned quickly.

Kind of like a warmsicle instead of a popsicle.

That's very tempting.

How does that feel, Tim Shea? Well, that's real nice.

She's got on real quick.

That's very good, darling.

Yeah, I like that.

I like it when you take it deep. You can do that nice.

Now let me do it, sweetheart.

Sure now it grew.

That's right. That's the whole point Do you

do you ever play with this part down here? Mm -hmm. That's a good idea. Why

don't we do that?

This is kind of fun

You see?

Goes right down your throat.

Mm -hmm.

You've had practice that, but you'll learn after a while.

Okay, I'll try.

Oh.

Nerve right there while I do it here.

Dude, I'm flying

All right, Tammy Sue, I'm going to show you something else while you're handling

TJ there.

Can you just tell me if anything happens that doesn't feel good?

Is

this

normal? Oh yes, we are.

I think the bisexuality is the normal state of the human race.

I think that's appropriate, TJ.

uh oh

I don't know what's happening Mavis.

Oh man.

Oh, man.

I've never seen anything like that.

Well, that's why I've got to be head and structure, darling.

That is just astonishing.

Can you taste this stuff?

Does it hurt you? Not at all, sweetheart.

It's very nice.

Not bad.

Thank you.

A nice people, wouldn't you say, TJ? Yes.

Fast learners, fast learners.

Do well.

This is great.

You look like you've had a good time, TJ. Well, you know, I guess so.