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We are beaming TO YOU FROM our studio in 6 00:00:10,549 --> 00:00:10,559 We are beaming TO YOU FROM our studio in 7 00:00:10,559 --> 00:00:13,030 We are beaming TO YOU FROM our studio in the city of angels where tomorrow just a 8 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:13,040 the city of angels where tomorrow just a 9 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:16,310 the city of angels where tomorrow just a about a fivemile about a 90minute drive 10 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:16,320 about a fivemile about a 90minute drive 11 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,790 about a fivemile about a 90minute drive but 5 miles from here. The World Series 12 00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:18,800 but 5 miles from here. The World Series 13 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,269 but 5 miles from here. The World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers are uh 14 00:00:21,269 --> 00:00:21,279 champion Los Angeles Dodgers are uh 15 00:00:21,279 --> 00:00:22,870 champion Los Angeles Dodgers are uh looking to start a three pete with a 16 00:00:22,870 --> 00:00:22,880 looking to start a three pete with a 17 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,950 looking to start a three pete with a loaded baked potato of a team. Tomorrow 18 00:00:24,950 --> 00:00:24,960 loaded baked potato of a team. Tomorrow 19 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,349 loaded baked potato of a team. Tomorrow is opening day but the season started 20 00:00:27,349 --> 00:00:27,359 is opening day but the season started 21 00:00:27,359 --> 00:00:29,750 is opening day but the season started tonight on Netflix of all places. They 22 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:29,760 tonight on Netflix of all places. They 23 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,189 tonight on Netflix of all places. They had a game between the Yankees and the 24 00:00:31,189 --> 00:00:31,199 had a game between the Yankees and the 25 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,270 had a game between the Yankees and the Giants. They call it opening night. 26 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:33,280 Giants. They call it opening night. 27 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,030 Giants. They call it opening night. Opening night, you know, is crucial in 28 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:35,040 Opening night, you know, is crucial in 29 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,950 Opening night, you know, is crucial in baseball because if you lose the first 30 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:36,960 baseball because if you lose the first 31 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,869 baseball because if you lose the first game, it's very difficult to get any 32 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:38,879 game, it's very difficult to get any 33 00:00:38,879 --> 00:00:42,790 game, it's very difficult to get any momentum going into the final 161. Um, 34 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:42,800 momentum going into the final 161. Um, 35 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,389 momentum going into the final 161. Um, this is the first Major League Baseball 36 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:44,399 this is the first Major League Baseball 37 00:00:44,399 --> 00:00:46,790 this is the first Major League Baseball game ever on Netflix. And after all the 38 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:46,800 game ever on Netflix. And after all the 39 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,630 game ever on Netflix. And after all the hype, it turned out to be just like any 40 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:48,640 hype, it turned out to be just like any 41 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,910 hype, it turned out to be just like any other game, except for the seventh 42 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:49,920 other game, except for the seventh 43 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,670 other game, except for the seventh inning when both teams were replaced by 44 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:51,680 inning when both teams were replaced by 45 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,189 inning when both teams were replaced by the cast of Stranger Things and Steve 46 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:55,199 the cast of Stranger Things and Steve 47 00:00:55,199 --> 00:00:56,950 the cast of Stranger Things and Steve Harrington hit two home runs off the 48 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:56,960 Harrington hit two home runs off the 49 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,830 Harrington hit two home runs off the demogorgan. So, congrats. Speaking of 50 00:00:59,830 --> 00:00:59,840 demogorgan. So, congrats. Speaking of 51 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,510 demogorgan. So, congrats. Speaking of demogorgans, it was a weird day at the 52 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:01,520 demogorgans, it was a weird day at the 53 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,469 demogorgans, it was a weird day at the White House today where our first lady, 54 00:01:04,469 --> 00:01:04,479 White House today where our first lady, 55 00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:06,550 White House today where our first lady, Melania Trump, hosted the second day of 56 00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:06,560 Melania Trump, hosted the second day of 57 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,030 Melania Trump, hosted the second day of her global summit titled Fostering the 58 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:09,040 her global summit titled Fostering the 59 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,590 her global summit titled Fostering the Future Together, which is basically a 60 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:11,600 Future Together, which is basically a 61 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,469 Future Together, which is basically a commercial for AI in education. And she 62 00:01:14,469 --> 00:01:14,479 commercial for AI in education. And she 63 00:01:14,479 --> 00:01:16,630 commercial for AI in education. And she made quite an entrance. This, you can 64 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:16,640 made quite an entrance. This, you can 65 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,950 made quite an entrance. This, you can see um they really are looking for the 66 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:18,960 see um they really are looking for the 67 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,429 see um they really are looking for the future because she had an unusual 68 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:21,439 future because she had an unusual 69 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:23,270 future because she had an unusual escort. 70 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:23,280 escort. 71 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,910 escort. One of those robots is Melania. Okay. 72 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:27,920 One of those robots is Melania. Okay. 73 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,550 One of those robots is Melania. Okay. The other is Figure 3, which is a 74 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:30,560 The other is Figure 3, which is a 75 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,030 The other is Figure 3, which is a humanoid that can complete simple 76 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:33,040 humanoid that can complete simple 77 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,270 humanoid that can complete simple household chores like doing laundry, 78 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:35,280 household chores like doing laundry, 79 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,510 household chores like doing laundry, loading the dishwasher, and it can teach 80 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:37,520 loading the dishwasher, and it can teach 81 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,590 loading the dishwasher, and it can teach your children. And then in the corner 82 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:39,600 your children. And then in the corner 83 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,350 your children. And then in the corner there of the screen is the French first 84 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:41,360 there of the screen is the French first 85 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,270 there of the screen is the French first lady, Bridget Mcronone, who picked a 86 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:43,280 lady, Bridget Mcronone, who picked a 87 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,310 lady, Bridget Mcronone, who picked a weird day to visit. No one 88 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:46,320 weird day to visit. No one 89 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,190 weird day to visit. No one no one's exactly sure what they should 90 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:49,200 no one's exactly sure what they should 91 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,910 no one's exactly sure what they should do here because you know the first she's 92 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:51,920 do here because you know the first she's 93 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,990 do here because you know the first she's kind of suspicious walking alongside 94 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:54,000 kind of suspicious walking alongside 95 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,030 kind of suspicious walking alongside this robot as it approaches the first 96 00:01:57,030 --> 00:01:57,040 this robot as it approaches the first 97 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,310 this robot as it approaches the first lady of France with Melania stops and 98 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:00,320 lady of France with Melania stops and 99 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:04,870 lady of France with Melania stops and then um 100 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:04,880 101 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,469 Sakre blue and it only got scarier from 102 00:02:08,469 --> 00:02:08,479 Sakre blue and it only got scarier from 103 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:11,270 Sakre blue and it only got scarier from there as Melania pleasantly informed us 104 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:11,280 there as Melania pleasantly informed us 105 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,430 there as Melania pleasantly informed us that we will all soon be replaced by 106 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:13,440 that we will all soon be replaced by 107 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,229 that we will all soon be replaced by machines. 108 00:02:14,229 --> 00:02:14,239 machines. 109 00:02:14,239 --> 00:02:18,229 machines. The future of AI is personified. 110 00:02:18,229 --> 00:02:18,239 The future of AI is personified. 111 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,390 The future of AI is personified. It will be formed in the shape of 112 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:20,400 It will be formed in the shape of 113 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,910 It will be formed in the shape of humans. 114 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:21,920 humans. 115 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:25,190 humans. Very soon, artificial intelligence will 116 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:25,200 Very soon, artificial intelligence will 117 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,630 Very soon, artificial intelligence will move from our mobile phones to humanoids 118 00:02:28,630 --> 00:02:28,640 move from our mobile phones to humanoids 119 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,710 move from our mobile phones to humanoids that deliver utility. 120 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:30,720 that deliver utility. 121 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,710 that deliver utility. >> Did she say utility or or fertility? 122 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:34,720 >> Did she say utility or or fertility? 123 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,030 >> Did she say utility or or fertility? Because that is competition in the 124 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:37,040 Because that is competition in the 125 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,430 Because that is competition in the bedroom her husband does not need. Maybe 126 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:39,440 bedroom her husband does not need. Maybe 127 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,229 bedroom her husband does not need. Maybe someday we will have a robot president. 128 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:42,239 someday we will have a robot president. 129 00:02:42,239 --> 00:02:43,589 someday we will have a robot president. You know, couldn't be worse than what we 130 00:02:43,589 --> 00:02:43,599 You know, couldn't be worse than what we 131 00:02:43,599 --> 00:02:45,750 You know, couldn't be worse than what we have right now. We did we got a sneak 132 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:45,760 have right now. We did we got a sneak 133 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,589 have right now. We did we got a sneak peek at what might be in store for team 134 00:02:47,589 --> 00:02:47,599 peek at what might be in store for team 135 00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:49,990 peek at what might be in store for team Trump come November at the elections. I 136 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:50,000 Trump come November at the elections. I 137 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,470 Trump come November at the elections. I mentioned last night Mr. Ban Mailin 138 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:52,480 mentioned last night Mr. Ban Mailin 139 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,270 mentioned last night Mr. Ban Mailin voting voted by mail in a special 140 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:55,280 voting voted by mail in a special 141 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,509 voting voted by mail in a special election in Palm Beach. This is a 142 00:02:57,509 --> 00:02:57,519 election in Palm Beach. This is a 143 00:02:57,519 --> 00:02:59,509 election in Palm Beach. This is a district Trump won by double digits two 144 00:02:59,509 --> 00:02:59,519 district Trump won by double digits two 145 00:02:59,519 --> 00:03:02,309 district Trump won by double digits two years ago and the district he lives in. 146 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:02,319 years ago and the district he lives in. 147 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:04,229 years ago and the district he lives in. But seems like maybe the magic is 148 00:03:04,229 --> 00:03:04,239 But seems like maybe the magic is 149 00:03:04,239 --> 00:03:06,149 But seems like maybe the magic is wearing off because last night a 150 00:03:06,149 --> 00:03:06,159 wearing off because last night a 151 00:03:06,159 --> 00:03:08,470 wearing off because last night a Democrat, Emily Gregory, scored a major 152 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:08,480 Democrat, Emily Gregory, scored a major 153 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:12,229 Democrat, Emily Gregory, scored a major upset over a Trump 154 00:03:12,229 --> 00:03:12,239 upset over a Trump 155 00:03:12,239 --> 00:03:14,070 upset over a Trump a Republican 156 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:14,080 a Republican 157 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,710 a Republican that Trump endorsed. She won uh once 158 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:16,720 that Trump endorsed. She won uh once 159 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,390 that Trump endorsed. She won uh once solidly red seat in the state 160 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:18,400 solidly red seat in the state 161 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,710 solidly red seat in the state legislature, which is a real kick in the 162 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:20,720 legislature, which is a real kick in the 163 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,670 legislature, which is a real kick in the golf balls for moralardo. Uh let's just 164 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:23,680 golf balls for moralardo. Uh let's just 165 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,350 golf balls for moralardo. Uh let's just say there are a lot of tiny fist-sized 166 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:25,360 say there are a lot of tiny fist-sized 167 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,869 say there are a lot of tiny fist-sized holes getting punched in the White House 168 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:26,879 holes getting punched in the White House 169 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:29,509 holes getting punched in the White House drywall tonight. Two days ago, Trump 170 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:29,519 drywall tonight. Two days ago, Trump 171 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:31,830 drywall tonight. Two days ago, Trump said the Republican candidate John 172 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:31,840 said the Republican candidate John 173 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,990 said the Republican candidate John Maples had his complete and total 174 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:34,000 Maples had his complete and total 175 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,470 Maples had his complete and total endorsement and that John will never let 176 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:36,480 endorsement and that John will never let 177 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,309 endorsement and that John will never let you down. And he's right. He won't 178 00:03:38,309 --> 00:03:38,319 you down. And he's right. He won't 179 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,390 you down. And he's right. He won't because he's back to work as a financial 180 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:40,400 because he's back to work as a financial 181 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,710 because he's back to work as a financial planner. He lost the race. The idea that 182 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:42,720 planner. He lost the race. The idea that 183 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,949 planner. He lost the race. The idea that Trump voted by mail at the same time 184 00:03:44,949 --> 00:03:44,959 Trump voted by mail at the same time 185 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:47,509 Trump voted by mail at the same time he's trying to ram this uh save my fat 186 00:03:47,509 --> 00:03:47,519 he's trying to ram this uh save my fat 187 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,350 he's trying to ram this uh save my fat orange ass act through Congress right 188 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:49,360 orange ass act through Congress right 189 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,670 orange ass act through Congress right now, which is a bill that would do away 190 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:51,680 now, which is a bill that would do away 191 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,229 now, which is a bill that would do away with mailin ballots has put leaders in 192 00:03:54,229 --> 00:03:54,239 with mailin ballots has put leaders in 193 00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:56,309 with mailin ballots has put leaders in the GOP in a bit of a pickle. The 194 00:03:56,309 --> 00:03:56,319 the GOP in a bit of a pickle. The 195 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,149 the GOP in a bit of a pickle. The squeaker of the house, Mike Johnson, was 196 00:03:58,149 --> 00:03:58,159 squeaker of the house, Mike Johnson, was 197 00:03:58,159 --> 00:04:00,949 squeaker of the house, Mike Johnson, was asked about this latest act of brazen 198 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:00,959 asked about this latest act of brazen 199 00:04:00,959 --> 00:04:03,030 asked about this latest act of brazen hypocrisy and did a little tap dance 200 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:03,040 hypocrisy and did a little tap dance 201 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:03,830 hypocrisy and did a little tap dance around it. 202 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:03,840 around it. 203 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,990 around it. >> President Trump has railed against mail 204 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:06,000 >> President Trump has railed against mail 205 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,070 >> President Trump has railed against mail and voting as rigged. He said it's a 206 00:04:08,070 --> 00:04:08,080 and voting as rigged. He said it's a 207 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,990 and voting as rigged. He said it's a form of cheating um as recently as 208 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:10,000 form of cheating um as recently as 209 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,149 form of cheating um as recently as Monday. But in yesterday's special 210 00:04:12,149 --> 00:04:12,159 Monday. But in yesterday's special 211 00:04:12,159 --> 00:04:14,149 Monday. But in yesterday's special election in Florida, he voted by mail. 212 00:04:14,149 --> 00:04:14,159 election in Florida, he voted by mail. 213 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:16,469 election in Florida, he voted by mail. How do you square those two statements? 214 00:04:16,469 --> 00:04:16,479 How do you square those two statements? 215 00:04:16,479 --> 00:04:18,789 How do you square those two statements? >> Look, I think some states have handled 216 00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:18,799 >> Look, I think some states have handled 217 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:20,229 >> Look, I think some states have handled uh mail in balloting well. I think 218 00:04:20,229 --> 00:04:20,239 uh mail in balloting well. I think 219 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:21,670 uh mail in balloting well. I think Florida is a good example of that. They 220 00:04:21,670 --> 00:04:21,680 Florida is a good example of that. They 221 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,510 Florida is a good example of that. They don't allow fraud and they have great 222 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:23,520 don't allow fraud and they have great 223 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,070 don't allow fraud and they have great systems. That is not true in other parts 224 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:26,080 systems. That is not true in other parts 225 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,990 systems. That is not true in other parts of the country and that is the concern 226 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:28,000 of the country and that is the concern 227 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,469 of the country and that is the concern especially in a state like California. 228 00:04:30,469 --> 00:04:30,479 especially in a state like California. 229 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:33,189 especially in a state like California. >> Right. Right. 230 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:33,199 >> Right. Right. 231 00:04:33,199 --> 00:04:35,510 >> Right. Right. Florida, as we all know, is very button 232 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:35,520 Florida, as we all know, is very button 233 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,150 Florida, as we all know, is very button down, very normal. Whereas California, 234 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:38,160 down, very normal. Whereas California, 235 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,150 down, very normal. Whereas California, uh, it's a mad house. Listen, I've lived 236 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:40,160 uh, it's a mad house. Listen, I've lived 237 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,990 uh, it's a mad house. Listen, I've lived in both states. I've lived in Florida. 238 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:42,000 in both states. I've lived in Florida. 239 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,070 in both states. I've lived in Florida. I've lived in California. The only thing 240 00:04:44,070 --> 00:04:44,080 I've lived in California. The only thing 241 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,150 I've lived in California. The only thing Florida does better is get manatees 242 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:46,160 Florida does better is get manatees 243 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,110 Florida does better is get manatees addicted to meth. All right? If you're 244 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:49,120 addicted to meth. All right? If you're 245 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,110 addicted to meth. All right? If you're looking to buy a hot dog from a woman in 246 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:51,120 looking to buy a hot dog from a woman in 247 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,510 looking to buy a hot dog from a woman in a g-string, Florida is the place you 248 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:53,520 a g-string, Florida is the place you 249 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,510 a g-string, Florida is the place you want to be. Otherwise, you're better off 250 00:04:55,510 --> 00:04:55,520 want to be. Otherwise, you're better off 251 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,629 want to be. Otherwise, you're better off here. We are now on day 26 of Operation 252 00:04:58,629 --> 00:04:58,639 here. We are now on day 26 of Operation 253 00:04:58,639 --> 00:05:01,510 here. We are now on day 26 of Operation Epic Fury. And while most of America 254 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:01,520 Epic Fury. And while most of America 255 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,110 Epic Fury. And while most of America doesn't seem to feel like it's going 256 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:03,120 doesn't seem to feel like it's going 257 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,189 doesn't seem to feel like it's going great, the president very much does. 258 00:05:05,189 --> 00:05:05,199 great, the president very much does. 259 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:08,230 great, the president very much does. Largely because according to NBC News, 260 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:08,240 Largely because according to NBC News, 261 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,110 Largely because according to NBC News, Trump gets a sizzle reel every day that 262 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:11,120 Trump gets a sizzle reel every day that 263 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,909 Trump gets a sizzle reel every day that only shows us attacking them. NBC said 264 00:05:13,909 --> 00:05:13,919 only shows us attacking them. NBC said 265 00:05:13,919 --> 00:05:15,909 only shows us attacking them. NBC said there's a daily montage. It typically 266 00:05:15,909 --> 00:05:15,919 there's a daily montage. It typically 267 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:17,909 there's a daily montage. It typically runs for about 2 minutes, sometimes 268 00:05:17,909 --> 00:05:17,919 runs for about 2 minutes, sometimes 269 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:19,830 runs for about 2 minutes, sometimes longer. He sees it every day. One 270 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:19,840 longer. He sees it every day. One 271 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,670 longer. He sees it every day. One official described the videos as a 272 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:21,680 official described the videos as a 273 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,469 official described the videos as a series of clips of stuff blowing up. and 274 00:05:24,469 --> 00:05:24,479 series of clips of stuff blowing up. and 275 00:05:24,479 --> 00:05:26,469 series of clips of stuff blowing up. and his video briefings are said to be 276 00:05:26,469 --> 00:05:26,479 his video briefings are said to be 277 00:05:26,479 --> 00:05:29,110 his video briefings are said to be fueling concerns among some of Trump's 278 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:29,120 fueling concerns among some of Trump's 279 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,430 fueling concerns among some of Trump's allies that he might not be receiving or 280 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:31,440 allies that he might not be receiving or 281 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,510 allies that he might not be receiving or absorbing the complete picture of the 282 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:33,520 absorbing the complete picture of the 283 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,749 absorbing the complete picture of the war. He's only seeing the positive 284 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:35,759 war. He's only seeing the positive 285 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:38,070 war. He's only seeing the positive stuff, which helps to explain why he 286 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:38,080 stuff, which helps to explain why he 287 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,150 stuff, which helps to explain why he keeps saying, "We already won the war 288 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:40,160 keeps saying, "We already won the war 289 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,310 keeps saying, "We already won the war that is still going on." I mean, do you 290 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:42,320 that is still going on." I mean, do you 291 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,830 that is still going on." I mean, do you know how many lives and how much money 292 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:43,840 know how many lives and how much money 293 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,150 know how many lives and how much money we could save if we just quietly brought 294 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:46,160 we could save if we just quietly brought 295 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,990 we could save if we just quietly brought everyone home from Iran and showed him 296 00:05:47,990 --> 00:05:48,000 everyone home from Iran and showed him 297 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,029 everyone home from Iran and showed him Call of Duty clips instead? 298 00:05:51,029 --> 00:05:51,039 Call of Duty clips instead? 299 00:05:51,039 --> 00:05:52,950 Call of Duty clips instead? White House spokes Caroline Levit 300 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:52,960 White House spokes Caroline Levit 301 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,710 White House spokes Caroline Levit released a statement pushing back on the 302 00:05:54,710 --> 00:05:54,720 released a statement pushing back on the 303 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,950 released a statement pushing back on the story. She said, "Anyone who has been 304 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:56,960 story. She said, "Anyone who has been 305 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,270 story. She said, "Anyone who has been present for conversations with President 306 00:05:59,270 --> 00:05:59,280 present for conversations with President 307 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,590 present for conversations with President Trump knows he actively seeks and 308 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:01,600 Trump knows he actively seeks and 309 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,590 Trump knows he actively seeks and solicits the opinions of everyone in the 310 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:03,600 solicits the opinions of everyone in the 311 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,070 solicits the opinions of everyone in the room and expects fullthroated honesty 312 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:06,080 room and expects fullthroated honesty 313 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,870 room and expects fullthroated honesty from all his top advisers." 314 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:08,880 from all his top advisers." 315 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,430 from all his top advisers." That sounds like him, right? I mean, 316 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:11,440 That sounds like him, right? I mean, 317 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,189 That sounds like him, right? I mean, this is the guy who said, "I know more 318 00:06:13,189 --> 00:06:13,199 this is the guy who said, "I know more 319 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:14,950 this is the guy who said, "I know more about ISIS than all the generals." 320 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:14,960 about ISIS than all the generals." 321 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,670 about ISIS than all the generals." That's Donald, very collaborative Donald 322 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:17,680 That's Donald, very collaborative Donald 323 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,430 That's Donald, very collaborative Donald Trump. Just step back and think about 324 00:06:19,430 --> 00:06:19,440 Trump. Just step back and think about 325 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,830 Trump. Just step back and think about this. Every day they're bringing him 326 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:21,840 this. Every day they're bringing him 327 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,990 this. Every day they're bringing him these fun little action movies of us 328 00:06:23,990 --> 00:06:24,000 these fun little action movies of us 329 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,749 these fun little action movies of us blowing stuff up. Everyone's telling him 330 00:06:25,749 --> 00:06:25,759 blowing stuff up. Everyone's telling him 331 00:06:25,759 --> 00:06:27,670 blowing stuff up. Everyone's telling him how great he's doing. He's got four 332 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:27,680 how great he's doing. He's got four 333 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,990 how great he's doing. He's got four whole cable networks dedicated to 334 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:30,000 whole cable networks dedicated to 335 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,950 whole cable networks dedicated to kissing his ass 24/7. His staff is 336 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:32,960 kissing his ass 24/7. His staff is 337 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,189 kissing his ass 24/7. His staff is terrified to ever bring him any bad 338 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:35,199 terrified to ever bring him any bad 339 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:37,670 terrified to ever bring him any bad news. And he has the memory of a worm at 340 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:37,680 news. And he has the memory of a worm at 341 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,390 news. And he has the memory of a worm at the bottle of a bottle of Mscal. 342 00:06:40,390 --> 00:06:40,400 the bottle of a bottle of Mscal. 343 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,150 the bottle of a bottle of Mscal. And this is the man in charge of sending 344 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:42,160 And this is the man in charge of sending 345 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,830 And this is the man in charge of sending our children to war. At least the ones 346 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:43,840 our children to war. At least the ones 347 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,309 our children to war. At least the ones whose dads don't have a good podiatrist 348 00:06:46,309 --> 00:06:46,319 whose dads don't have a good podiatrist 349 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:47,749 whose dads don't have a good podiatrist to get them out of it. It's really 350 00:06:47,749 --> 00:06:47,759 to get them out of it. It's really 351 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:50,390 to get them out of it. It's really something. Our own government is making 352 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:50,400 something. Our own government is making 353 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,350 something. Our own government is making war propaganda videos for the person 354 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:53,360 war propaganda videos for the person 355 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,510 war propaganda videos for the person running the war. Even Kim Jong-un's 356 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:55,520 running the war. Even Kim Jong-un's 357 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,150 running the war. Even Kim Jong-un's like, "That's a bit much." I don't know. 358 00:06:58,150 --> 00:06:58,160 like, "That's a bit much." I don't know. 359 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,990 like, "That's a bit much." I don't know. By the way, that is another consequence 360 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:00,000 By the way, that is another consequence 361 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,070 By the way, that is another consequence of this war in Iran. The president's 362 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:02,080 of this war in Iran. The president's 363 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,309 of this war in Iran. The president's former pen pal, Kim Jong-un, says the 364 00:07:04,309 --> 00:07:04,319 former pen pal, Kim Jong-un, says the 365 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:06,230 former pen pal, Kim Jong-un, says the lesson that he's learned is that you 366 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:06,240 lesson that he's learned is that you 367 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,390 lesson that he's learned is that you can't trust the sweet talk from the US. 368 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:08,400 can't trust the sweet talk from the US. 369 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,909 can't trust the sweet talk from the US. And as a result, he says he's going to 370 00:07:09,909 --> 00:07:09,919 And as a result, he says he's going to 371 00:07:09,919 --> 00:07:12,230 And as a result, he says he's going to make sure North Korea's nuclear status 372 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:12,240 make sure North Korea's nuclear status 373 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,189 make sure North Korea's nuclear status is irreversible. So, I guess Trump wrote 374 00:07:15,189 --> 00:07:15,199 is irreversible. So, I guess Trump wrote 375 00:07:15,199 --> 00:07:17,110 is irreversible. So, I guess Trump wrote all those love letters for no reason at 376 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:17,120 all those love letters for no reason at 377 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,270 all those love letters for no reason at all. And to really rub it into his 378 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:19,280 all. And to really rub it into his 379 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,270 all. And to really rub it into his pumpkin face, Kim Jong-un was just 380 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:21,280 pumpkin face, Kim Jong-un was just 381 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,830 pumpkin face, Kim Jong-un was just reelected to a third term with 99.93% 382 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:25,840 reelected to a third term with 99.93% 383 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,670 reelected to a third term with 99.93% of the vote. The other 07% are dead. 384 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:29,680 of the vote. The other 07% are dead. 385 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,790 of the vote. The other 07% are dead. They're diseased. Now, one of this war's 386 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:32,800 They're diseased. Now, one of this war's 387 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,029 They're diseased. Now, one of this war's biggest cheerleaders is Pete Hagath. He 388 00:07:35,029 --> 00:07:35,039 biggest cheerleaders is Pete Hagath. He 389 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:37,749 biggest cheerleaders is Pete Hagath. He is overtly enjoying that. It must be a 390 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:37,759 is overtly enjoying that. It must be a 391 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:39,830 is overtly enjoying that. It must be a rush to go from lowly weekend cable news 392 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:39,840 rush to go from lowly weekend cable news 393 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,550 rush to go from lowly weekend cable news anchor to dropping giant bombs. And you 394 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:42,560 anchor to dropping giant bombs. And you 395 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,870 anchor to dropping giant bombs. And you can see Pete is fired up. 396 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:44,880 can see Pete is fired up. 397 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,390 can see Pete is fired up. >> President has made it clear that you 398 00:07:46,390 --> 00:07:46,400 >> President has made it clear that you 399 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,230 >> President has made it clear that you will not have a nuclear weapon. The War 400 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:48,240 will not have a nuclear weapon. The War 401 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,990 will not have a nuclear weapon. The War Department agrees our job is to ensure 402 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:50,000 Department agrees our job is to ensure 403 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,990 Department agrees our job is to ensure that. And so we're keeping our our hand 404 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:52,000 that. And so we're keeping our our hand 405 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,629 that. And so we're keeping our our hand on that throttle uh as long as as hard 406 00:07:54,629 --> 00:07:54,639 on that throttle uh as long as as hard 407 00:07:54,639 --> 00:07:57,110 on that throttle uh as long as as hard as is necessary to ensure the interest 408 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:57,120 as is necessary to ensure the interest 409 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,629 as is necessary to ensure the interest of the United States of America are 410 00:07:58,629 --> 00:07:58,639 of the United States of America are 411 00:07:58,639 --> 00:07:59,510 of the United States of America are achieved. 412 00:07:59,510 --> 00:07:59,520 achieved. 413 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:03,510 achieved. >> That's the moment the sealis kicked in. 414 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:03,520 >> That's the moment the sealis kicked in. 415 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,430 >> That's the moment the sealis kicked in. It's unclear what if any actual 416 00:08:05,430 --> 00:08:05,440 It's unclear what if any actual 417 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,510 It's unclear what if any actual conversations are happening with Iran, 418 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:07,520 conversations are happening with Iran, 419 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,589 conversations are happening with Iran, but one thing we do know is they won't 420 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:09,599 but one thing we do know is they won't 421 00:08:09,599 --> 00:08:11,909 but one thing we do know is they won't be happening with Jared Kushner, aka 422 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:11,919 be happening with Jared Kushner, aka 423 00:08:11,919 --> 00:08:14,790 be happening with Jared Kushner, aka Sheldon Cooper's evil twin. The Iranians 424 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:14,800 Sheldon Cooper's evil twin. The Iranians 425 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,950 Sheldon Cooper's evil twin. The Iranians have said they will not accept Jared 426 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:16,960 have said they will not accept Jared 427 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,110 have said they will not accept Jared Kushner or Trump's special envoy to the 428 00:08:19,110 --> 00:08:19,120 Kushner or Trump's special envoy to the 429 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,029 Kushner or Trump's special envoy to the Middle East, Steve Witoff, as 430 00:08:21,029 --> 00:08:21,039 Middle East, Steve Witoff, as 431 00:08:21,039 --> 00:08:23,270 Middle East, Steve Witoff, as negotiators. You know, the Iranians have 432 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:23,280 negotiators. You know, the Iranians have 433 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,589 negotiators. You know, the Iranians have a nickname for Jared. They call him the 434 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:25,599 a nickname for Jared. They call him the 435 00:08:25,599 --> 00:08:27,830 a nickname for Jared. They call him the sorrowful broomstick, which sounds 436 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:27,840 sorrowful broomstick, which sounds 437 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,110 sorrowful broomstick, which sounds better in Farsy, but and it's weird that 438 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:31,120 better in Farsy, but and it's weird that 439 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,110 better in Farsy, but and it's weird that the Iranians don't want to negotiate 440 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:33,120 the Iranians don't want to negotiate 441 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,190 the Iranians don't want to negotiate with Trump's son-in-law, whose primary 442 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:35,200 with Trump's son-in-law, whose primary 443 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,190 with Trump's son-in-law, whose primary job experience before this was holding 444 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:37,200 job experience before this was holding 445 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,269 job experience before this was holding Ivanka's purse. It seems very 446 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:39,279 Ivanka's purse. It seems very 447 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:42,310 Ivanka's purse. It seems very unfriendly. They want JD Vance to be the 448 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:42,320 unfriendly. They want JD Vance to be the 449 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,509 unfriendly. They want JD Vance to be the point person on talks, which is funny. I 450 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:45,519 point person on talks, which is funny. I 451 00:08:45,519 --> 00:08:46,870 point person on talks, which is funny. I mean, this is the first time anyone's 452 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:46,880 mean, this is the first time anyone's 453 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,310 mean, this is the first time anyone's ever wanted to talk to JD Van. Even his 454 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:50,320 ever wanted to talk to JD Van. Even his 455 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,070 ever wanted to talk to JD Van. Even his wife Usher was like, "Are you sure they 456 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:52,080 wife Usher was like, "Are you sure they 457 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,910 wife Usher was like, "Are you sure they said JD?" 458 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:53,920 said JD?" 459 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,550 said JD?" source said that Iran sees JD Vance as a 460 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:56,560 source said that Iran sees JD Vance as a 461 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,630 source said that Iran sees JD Vance as a more acceptable diplomatic figure than 462 00:08:58,630 --> 00:08:58,640 more acceptable diplomatic figure than 463 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,269 more acceptable diplomatic figure than Witoff and Kushner in the same way uh 464 00:09:01,269 --> 00:09:01,279 Witoff and Kushner in the same way uh 465 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,990 Witoff and Kushner in the same way uh Cankers is more acceptable than herpes. 466 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:04,000 Cankers is more acceptable than herpes. 467 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,070 Cankers is more acceptable than herpes. But do you know how much you have to 468 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:06,080 But do you know how much you have to 469 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,670 But do you know how much you have to suck for someone to demand you be 470 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:07,680 suck for someone to demand you be 471 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,790 suck for someone to demand you be replaced by JD Vance? It and it's not an 472 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:10,800 replaced by JD Vance? It and it's not an 473 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,269 replaced by JD Vance? It and it's not an easy position for Vance to be in because 474 00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:13,279 easy position for Vance to be in because 475 00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:15,190 easy position for Vance to be in because Trump hates it when anyone gets credit 476 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:15,200 Trump hates it when anyone gets credit 477 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,509 Trump hates it when anyone gets credit for anything. So, it really isn't in 478 00:09:17,509 --> 00:09:17,519 for anything. So, it really isn't in 479 00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:20,710 for anything. So, it really isn't in JD's best interest to do well in Iran 480 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:20,720 JD's best interest to do well in Iran 481 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,870 JD's best interest to do well in Iran because his White House key card might 482 00:09:22,870 --> 00:09:22,880 because his White House key card might 483 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,630 because his White House key card might not work when he gets back to Washington 484 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:24,640 not work when he gets back to Washington 485 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,430 not work when he gets back to Washington DC. JD is like, "Guys, can we please 486 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:27,440 DC. JD is like, "Guys, can we please 487 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,190 DC. JD is like, "Guys, can we please just get back to blaming immigrants for 488 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:29,200 just get back to blaming immigrants for 489 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,110 just get back to blaming immigrants for our problems? Remember the eating the 490 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:31,120 our problems? Remember the eating the 491 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,030 our problems? Remember the eating the CATS AND DOGS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT? I 492 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:33,040 CATS AND DOGS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT? I 493 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,430 CATS AND DOGS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT? I LOVE THAT." ANYWAY, the lives of 494 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:35,440 LOVE THAT." ANYWAY, the lives of 495 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,590 LOVE THAT." ANYWAY, the lives of millions of people are now in the hands 496 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:37,600 millions of people are now in the hands 497 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,070 millions of people are now in the hands of a man who struggled to order a donut. 498 00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:40,080 of a man who struggled to order a donut. 499 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,070 of a man who struggled to order a donut. And whatever the outcome, the president 500 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:42,080 And whatever the outcome, the president 501 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,990 And whatever the outcome, the president has been very successful, you have to 502 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:44,000 has been very successful, you have to 503 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,150 has been very successful, you have to admit, in changing the narrative from 504 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:46,160 admit, in changing the narrative from 505 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,710 admit, in changing the narrative from the Trump Epstein files to the war. 506 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:48,720 the Trump Epstein files to the war. 507 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,470 the Trump Epstein files to the war. There's been very little in the way of 508 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:50,480 There's been very little in the way of 509 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,470 There's been very little in the way of repercussions in this country, at least 510 00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:52,480 repercussions in this country, at least 511 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,310 repercussions in this country, at least for the many men who socialized with 512 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:54,320 for the many men who socialized with 513 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:56,150 for the many men who socialized with Epstein and did business with him, 514 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:56,160 Epstein and did business with him, 515 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,310 Epstein and did business with him, including one of his former lawyers, 516 00:09:58,310 --> 00:09:58,320 including one of his former lawyers, 517 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,790 including one of his former lawyers, Epstein pal and Trump sickopant Alan 518 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:00,800 Epstein pal and Trump sickopant Alan 519 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,910 Epstein pal and Trump sickopant Alan Dersowitz. 520 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:01,920 Dersowitz. 521 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,430 Dersowitz. >> Had President Trump been in charge in 522 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:05,440 >> Had President Trump been in charge in 523 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,949 >> Had President Trump been in charge in 1935, 1936, I think the Holocaust would 524 00:10:08,949 --> 00:10:08,959 1935, 1936, I think the Holocaust would 525 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,150 1935, 1936, I think the Holocaust would have been prevented. I think he would 526 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:10,160 have been prevented. I think he would 527 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,630 have been prevented. I think he would have gone in after Nazi Germany. He 528 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:12,640 have gone in after Nazi Germany. He 529 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,710 have gone in after Nazi Germany. He would have destroyed it the way he is 530 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:14,720 would have destroyed it the way he is 531 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:18,389 would have destroyed it the way he is destroying Nazi Iran and the Holocaust 532 00:10:18,389 --> 00:10:18,399 destroying Nazi Iran and the Holocaust 533 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:21,590 destroying Nazi Iran and the Holocaust would have been prevented. 534 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:21,600 would have been prevented. 535 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,430 would have been prevented. >> It's incredible. Donald Trump is now 536 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:23,440 >> It's incredible. Donald Trump is now 537 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,590 >> It's incredible. Donald Trump is now stopping wars from before he was even 538 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:25,600 stopping wars from before he was even 539 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,350 stopping wars from before he was even born. 540 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:27,360 born. 541 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:31,670 born. He's a peacemaking time traveler. 542 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:31,680 He's a peacemaking time traveler. 543 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,750 He's a peacemaking time traveler. If Trump had been president, Anne Frank 544 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:33,760 If Trump had been president, Anne Frank 545 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,350 If Trump had been president, Anne Frank would have been wearing a MAGA hat and 546 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:35,360 would have been wearing a MAGA hat and 547 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,790 would have been wearing a MAGA hat and getting jiggy to kid rock. The Titanic 548 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:38,800 getting jiggy to kid rock. The Titanic 549 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,990 getting jiggy to kid rock. The Titanic would still be floating today had Donald 550 00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:42,000 would still be floating today had Donald 551 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,829 would still be floating today had Donald Trump been born sooner. You have to give 552 00:10:43,829 --> 00:10:43,839 Trump been born sooner. You have to give 553 00:10:43,839 --> 00:10:45,829 Trump been born sooner. You have to give them points for imagination. You know, 554 00:10:45,829 --> 00:10:45,839 them points for imagination. You know, 555 00:10:45,839 --> 00:10:47,509 them points for imagination. You know, according to the New York Times, in some 556 00:10:47,509 --> 00:10:47,519 according to the New York Times, in some 557 00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:50,230 according to the New York Times, in some states, gas prices have now jumped more 558 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:50,240 states, gas prices have now jumped more 559 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,710 states, gas prices have now jumped more than 30% over the last two weeks. And 560 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:52,720 than 30% over the last two weeks. And 561 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,630 than 30% over the last two weeks. And according to the White House, no, they 562 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:54,640 according to the White House, no, they 563 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,269 according to the White House, no, they haven't. But what happened to all that 564 00:10:57,269 --> 00:10:57,279 haven't. But what happened to all that 565 00:10:57,279 --> 00:10:59,190 haven't. But what happened to all that oil we got from Venezuela? I thought 566 00:10:59,190 --> 00:10:59,200 oil we got from Venezuela? I thought 567 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,870 oil we got from Venezuela? I thought we're going to be swimming in it. And on 568 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:00,880 we're going to be swimming in it. And on 569 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,870 we're going to be swimming in it. And on top of that, the blockade in the 570 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:02,880 top of that, the blockade in the 571 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,949 top of that, the blockade in the straight of Hormuz is preventing imports 572 00:11:04,949 --> 00:11:04,959 straight of Hormuz is preventing imports 573 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:07,350 straight of Hormuz is preventing imports of nitrogen, which is a key ingredient 574 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:07,360 of nitrogen, which is a key ingredient 575 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,829 of nitrogen, which is a key ingredient in the fertilizer American farmers need 576 00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:09,839 in the fertilizer American farmers need 577 00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:11,670 in the fertilizer American farmers need to grow crops, to grow our food. The 578 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:11,680 to grow crops, to grow our food. The 579 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,150 to grow crops, to grow our food. The price of fertilizer has skyrocketed 580 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:14,160 price of fertilizer has skyrocketed 581 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,310 price of fertilizer has skyrocketed since the war started. But don't worry, 582 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:16,320 since the war started. But don't worry, 583 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,550 since the war started. But don't worry, because when the manure hits the fan, 584 00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:18,560 because when the manure hits the fan, 585 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,590 because when the manure hits the fan, President Old McDonald has a plan. 586 00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:21,600 President Old McDonald has a plan. 587 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,350 President Old McDonald has a plan. >> Hello everyone. This is your favorite 588 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:23,360 >> Hello everyone. This is your favorite 589 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,310 >> Hello everyone. This is your favorite President, Donald J. Trump. Recently, I 590 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:26,320 President, Donald J. Trump. Recently, I 591 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,550 President, Donald J. Trump. Recently, I started a war in Iran. It's not a war, 592 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:28,560 started a war in Iran. It's not a war, 593 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,269 started a war in Iran. It's not a war, but it is a war. And for reasons I don't 594 00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:31,279 but it is a war. And for reasons I don't 595 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:34,230 but it is a war. And for reasons I don't care to understand, we are out of 596 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:34,240 care to understand, we are out of 597 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,470 care to understand, we are out of fertilizer. Fertilizer is an 598 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:36,480 fertilizer. Fertilizer is an 599 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,110 fertilizer. Fertilizer is an oldfashioned word that means poop. 600 00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:39,120 oldfashioned word that means poop. 601 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,430 oldfashioned word that means poop. Toilet potatoes, nature's meatballs, 602 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:41,440 Toilet potatoes, nature's meatballs, 603 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,190 Toilet potatoes, nature's meatballs, reverse food, whatever you want to call 604 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:43,200 reverse food, whatever you want to call 605 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,310 reverse food, whatever you want to call it. Our farmers need it. It's a problem. 606 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:46,320 it. Our farmers need it. It's a problem. 607 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,590 it. Our farmers need it. It's a problem. And I alone can fix it. Introducing 608 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:49,600 And I alone can fix it. Introducing 609 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,790 And I alone can fix it. Introducing Trump fertilizer. Made in the USA for 610 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:52,800 Trump fertilizer. Made in the USA for 611 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,310 Trump fertilizer. Made in the USA for the USA by me. Every little nugget comes 612 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:56,320 the USA by me. Every little nugget comes 613 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,750 the USA by me. Every little nugget comes from inside my own body. fueled by a 614 00:11:59,750 --> 00:11:59,760 from inside my own body. fueled by a 615 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,870 from inside my own body. fueled by a steady diet of KFC, Chick-fil-A, hot 616 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:02,880 steady diet of KFC, Chick-fil-A, hot 617 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,509 steady diet of KFC, Chick-fil-A, hot dog, Trump steak, mara lago, wedding 618 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:05,519 dog, Trump steak, mara lago, wedding 619 00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:09,269 dog, Trump steak, mara lago, wedding cake, pizza, Goya, and of course, taco 620 00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:09,279 cake, pizza, Goya, and of course, taco 621 00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:11,670 cake, pizza, Goya, and of course, taco bowls. The bowl you can eat. All of this 622 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:11,680 bowls. The bowl you can eat. All of this 623 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,230 bowls. The bowl you can eat. All of this travels through my stomach into my large 624 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:14,240 travels through my stomach into my large 625 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,230 travels through my stomach into my large intestine and then through my other 626 00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:16,240 intestine and then through my other 627 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,069 intestine and then through my other large intestines. I have no small 628 00:12:18,069 --> 00:12:18,079 large intestines. I have no small 629 00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:21,590 large intestines. I have no small intestines. My intestines are all big, 630 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:21,600 intestines. My intestines are all big, 631 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,590 intestines. My intestines are all big, huge intestines. 632 00:12:23,590 --> 00:12:23,600 huge intestines. 633 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,430 huge intestines. and into the bag. From my back door to 634 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:27,440 and into the bag. From my back door to 635 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,389 and into the bag. From my back door to your front door. 636 00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:30,399 your front door. 637 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,230 your front door. Our beautiful farmers, this is my gift 638 00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:32,240 Our beautiful farmers, this is my gift 639 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:36,389 Our beautiful farmers, this is my gift to you. My crops are your crops. Trump 640 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:36,399 to you. My crops are your crops. Trump 641 00:12:36,399 --> 00:12:39,590 to you. My crops are your crops. Trump fertilizer because even my number TW's 642 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:39,600 fertilizer because even my number TW's 643 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,509 fertilizer because even my number TW's are number one. 644 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:43,519 645 00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:46,790 See, he is he is good for something. 646 00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:46,800 See, he is he is good for something. 647 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,190 See, he is he is good for something. Okay, we're going to take a break. When 648 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:49,200 Okay, we're going to take a break. When 649 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,550 Okay, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we have something special 650 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:50,560 we come back, we have something special 651 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,230 we come back, we have something special planned. We're going to play a game in 652 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:52,240 planned. We're going to play a game in 653 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,949 planned. We're going to play a game in which music superstar Nyall Hin takes on 654 00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:54,959 which music superstar Nyall Hin takes on 655 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,430 which music superstar Nyall Hin takes on his number one fan. So stick around. We 656 00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:57,440 his number one fan. So stick around. We 657 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:01,000 his number one fan. So stick around. We will be right back. 60417

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