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[♪ dramatic music playing]

[whooshing]

[flag smacking]

[distorted radio chatter]

[Danny Smiechowski] I'm healthier than 1,000 Spanish bulls.

The intent is not to show off.

I just want to be healthy.

Riding the thong around with little kids

is a little bit offensive.

Walking outside and seeing this guy, it pisses me off.

You got a church right here.

What you're doing is an affront to God.

[Danny] This neighborhood feud

is about one thing. Skin.

Five inches of skin bothers people.

One, two, three, four, five.

- Can I ask you a question? - Well, let me finish.

- My personal-- - Let me finish.

- Jeff! - Can you turn it down a bit?

[Danny] Are they so fucking provincial

that they gotta look at a healthy guy

riding a bike, being happy?

They will never, ever, ever,

ever, ever defeat me. Never.

They'll have to shoot me in the head with a bullet

and kill me before I'm defeated by them.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[♪ soft orchestral music playing]

I'm Daniel Smiechowski. I go by Danny, my nickname.

And I don't like to wear much clothes.

But there are many, many people who live around here

that call me horrible, horrible names,

all for showing skin.

Here's an anonymous letter

I received in the mail

from a neighbor

who didn't have the courage

to put their name on it.

"You are a freak show. Exercise inside your house.

"You're just doing it for attention.

You are a disgrace to the neighborhood."

You know, this guy's walking around

half-naked with his butt sticking out.

You know, this isn't a nude beach.

This isn't the right place for it.

Right in front of his house. What does he have?

Two rams head-butting each other.

I think he gets a kick out of this shit.

Here's my neighbor across the street,

the Catholic church.

There are many employees of the church

who openly disparage me.

Have we forgotten the scandal?

I'm not a child molester.

I don't even have a criminal record,

for the love of God.

They've actually come on my driveway

and p-pick a fight. Why?

Because of five inches of fucking skin.

Can you believe it? Can you fucking believe it?

My philosophy is really moderation.

This is why I work out,

because I don't want to get old and feel old.

I tell you, I'm a late bloomer.

This guy never did anything

when he was in his 20s or 30s, or--

Now he's old and at the end of his life,

he's getting everything done.

When I was younger, I partied a lot.

All I was doing is eating gourmet food and wine,

and I'd repeat, and then I'd go, and I repeat.

I noticed my foot began to turn purple,

and my foot looked like a watermelon.

I said, "Doctor, you're not gonna get me

"in that damn wheelchair.

I'll never get in that fucking wheelchair."

One morning, I look in the mirror.

I said, "Man, what the fuck happened?

You're gonna fucking die!"

[screaming]

I said to myself, "You know what I'm gonna do for fun?

I'm gonna enter a 5k run."

I was dubbed the "Million-Mile Man"

by a reporter for CBS News.

A million miles seems very improbable.

[smacking lips] No.

I'm just completely addicted.

- [reporter] How hot was it? - [Danny] 115.

[reporter] So hot, he wears next to nothing.

Some people might find it offensive.

I don't care what they think.

They could think whatever they want.

Y-You know why, Jeff? You know why?

Because they're all gonna die.

And you're gonna die. We're all gonna die.

In fact, most of the people who criticized me

on this street, they're all dead.

He died over there.

She died down there. He died down there.

They're all dead. And I'm still here.

So, why should I care? I don't care what people think.

That's why I'm running for council.

[♪ determined music playing]

I've run for public office many times.

I consider myself a politician.

- [knocking] - [doorbell ringing]

I'm running for council from this neighborhood.

I'm your neighbor, actually, down the street.

- Good to see you. - Hey, you know, I'm running for council.

I'm running for San Diego City Council.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Absolutely. I would vote for him.

I voted for him every time he's run.

He was always trying to, you know,

make things better for everybody.

I know one time, he stopped by my house

and said, "Well, there's a lot of holes

in your street here, and let me see what I can do."

And within a week, somebody came and filled the holes up.

[Danny] They're spending like a drunken sailor.

Like trash fees are unconscionable.

[Dragan Vasic] He wears these tight shorts all over town

and sometimes a little bit too much,

but that's how Danny is,

and some of the neighbors don't like it.

But let him wear what he wants to wear.

Would you like to volunteer for my campaign?

- Maybe. - Maybe? Okay.

I'll put you down for a maybe.

Would-- would you consider voting for me?

Yeah, I'll have to do more research, but, uh,

I think I might go with a more established candidate.

- [♪ music stops abruptly] - [bird calling]

And quite frankly, I don't want their fucking vote.

Fuck them. They can get fucked. Okay?

I would probably have a better chance of getting elected

if I didn't run around naked, if I didn't have OnlyFans.

Here's my OnlyFans.

"Just keep working out in old age.

Stay healthy and fit."

Oh, look at Hockey. Ah, look at that one.

This is my favorite. There's my favorite.

There's something coming out of my penis, but that's normal.

You have to release the sperm

to keep a healthy prostate, or you die.

When you're older, it takes a long time.

This here is an R1 recovery massage gun.

I get really, really carried away with this R1.

Really feels good.

Look how-- look how good that feels.

- [massager buzzing] - Oh, shit.

[buzzing continues]

Look, close the door.

- [door closes] - [Danny sighs]

You put it-- It's very gentle.

It's very gentle.

Man, I can't stop. But anyway.

Why not?

That's my mother and father.

[♪ dramatic orchestral music playing]

[computer mouse clicking]

I'm the legal owner of this property.

But morally and ethically, it belongs to my father.

My father eventually became crippled.

I cleaned up his urine and everything in the bathroom.

It was horrible. My father was in a wheelchair

and I had 10, 15, 20 neighbors that could have helped.

Now, they make fun of me for having the body

of a 25-year-old man.

They did nothing for him, those people, nothing.

They're totally immoral.

[sobbing] Picture of my mother.

And she always told me, she said, "You know, Danny,

you take care of your body. You take care of it."

My mother, back in the 1950s, would wear a little bikini,

and people would ridicule her.

I miss my mother very much.

She made me into who I am.

Showing skin and being open. I owe it all to my mother.

My father left me this property with the provision in the trust

that I get married and have a child.

I hope that happens. Even at my age, I'm trying.

But women today are not like my mother.

Do you realize that if I don't get married

and have a child, my family name will die?

I'm the last one. I'm the final one. Smiechowski.

If-- if I don't have a child, there's no more in my family.

No more Smiechowskis. Dead. The name is dead.

Hey, hey, fuck you!

Fuck you! You want a piece of me?

Come here and take a piece of me, you motherfucker.

Fuck you!

Hey.

[person wolf-whistling]

All these cowardly people,

and I have to live with humanity.

When he came out of his fucking mother's vagina,

he had an Edwardian suit on.

He wore a suit and tie

when he came out of the fucking vagina of the woman.

- [♪ tense music playing] - He's complaining about skin.

But you don't be trying to fight nobody, you should've just kept on walking.

And you're right. And you're right. But-- but you know,

- everybody got a breaking point. - Mm-hmm.

I've got a real big heart, man.

It's like Martin Luther King.

They looked at his fucking skin.

They don't look at his fucking character.

It's the same thing, like Martin Luther King.

Same thing, like MLK, same thing.

[sobbing] Fuck.

I'm sorry.

[continues sobbing]

[♪ music fades out]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[♪ bright music playing]

[mouse clicks]

[call chiming]

Hi, Danny, it's nice to meet you.

Hi, April.

So, what is inspiring you to consider

living in a nudist community?

Oh, boy. That's a... big story.

My neighbors do not approve.

Absolutely not. They-- they disparage me.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Well, my suggestion would be to come to Pasco County.

We're the nudist capital of the world.

There are 11 nudist communities.

- You'll see people riding their bicycles, running. - Wow.

[April] There's a community called Eden,

and Eden Resort is in Hudson.

It's a residential community.

So, going up and down the street, riding your bike,

your Peloton, or running,

walking briskly, you're free to be nude.

[Danny] Boy, that would be like in heaven.

Here, it's horrible.

And I need to get out of here.

[April] I think you're gonna find your tribe

when you come here to Florida.

[flight attendant] We will be landing shortly.

[♪ lighthearted music playing]

[birdsong]

[beeping]

Welcome to Eden.

Oh, good to meet you.

[April] If you'd like to go ahead and disrobe,

- I'll go get the golf cart. - Sure, thank you.

[♪ music stops]

[April] So, Danny, I'm glad that you've come out

- to see Eden today. - I'm happy to be here.

Here you can be nude 24/7.

If you feel like you want to wear a t-back,

you can wear a t-back.

Morning, Stephanie!

In this community,

the residents put on a lot of activities.

This weekend, they're having a foam party tomorrow night,

which you should definitely come to, it's a blast.

And they have karaoke.

We've got a lot of talent here. Incredible singers here.

Hey, Curtis. Hey, Mel.

You coming out to karaoke tonight?

We're thinking about it. We're talking about it.

Hey, good morning, Rick. Hey, Kathy.

- Foam party tomorrow, right? - [resident] Yeah.

- [Danny] The greenery here is so... - [April] Yeah!

- ...amazing compared to California. - [April] Yeah. Yeah.

[Danny] Gee, this is like living life.

Good morning. Danny, one of the things

I was thinking would be a really good idea for you

is take time to rent a place here

and stay here for a few days,

and get a feel for the culture, the vibe.

[Danny] It's a good idea, April, I-- I think I would like to do that.

[♪ lighthearted music playing]

[people chattering]

[resident] Do you mind if I ask how old you are?

- Seventy-one. - Seventy-one.

- And you're doing triathlons. - Right.

[chuckles] That's great.

If you do like it here, you'd be a nice addition to the community.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

This is a literal, physical

Garden of Eden.

Everybody's naked.

And if you could just take the time to realize

that you're in a Garden of Eden,

instead of really paying attention

to the things that annoy you

or that you don't feel are right,

how can you be upset about shit when you live in a place like this?

[♪ lighthearted music continues]

[exhales]

- [resident] Welcome. - Hey.

[resident] I'd love to show you my artwork.

- [Danny] You create things? - [resident] I'm an artist.

- Wow, look at all that. - [resident] So, this is created

in Daz 3D Studio.

You download the software for free,

and they give you free models.

Then, you have to buy the hair, lipstick.

- Jeez. - It's like a doll.

- Hey, how's it going? - Fine, thank you.

I got out of California

because I was being disparaged for showing skin.

- Oh, my God. - They called me all kinds of horrible names and--

Yep, yep. "You pervert. You whatever."

Oh, my God, you know the routine.

- I totally know the routine. - Oh, my God.

- How long have you been here? - I've been here 23 years.

I was an engineer, I built a whole bunch of interesting things.

I put my name in space several times.

- Really? - That's right.

- Wow. - [Lee] My physical name

is sitting on the planet Mars in five different places.

This is my home, and this is the space room.

About 40 years' worth of research on outer space

and all of the methods that we use to get there,

and what did we learn in the meantime.

- I like the way you displayed it and everything. - [Lee] Thank you.

This is what I know about aliens.

This is called the Draconians.

They want to own this entire galaxy.

We're saying no, we're fighting against them.

They are huge, 15- to 18-feet tall.

See that thing? Run. They like us as a snack.

Different ballgame, okay?

[resident] Hi.

- Hi. - I'm Wendy.

- I'm Danny. - Hi, Danny.

I just flew in from San Diego, California.

- Welcome to Eden. - Thank you.

My neighbors back home

are very, very mean to me.

- They're very mean people. - Just remember

not to be mad at people

that aren't as happy as you.

It was wonderful meeting you.

- Thank you. - And I really hope

that you do come to naked karaoke.

- We'll see you later. - Okay.

- Thank you. - Bye, Danny.

- Bye. - I'll be looking forward to it.

[Danny] You know, Eden is actually turning out better

than I thought it would.

The people here at Eden are the opposite

of what I live with in my neighborhood.

They're genuine people.

I've never been judged here.

Alright!

Has really, really made my life

so beautiful.

[♪ uplifting music playing]

♪

[♪ music stops]

[birds chirping]

[♪ curious music playing]

- What are the HOA fees here? - We don't have a HOA here.

- Wow. - Oh, by the way,

Danny's come in from California.

This is his first weekend in a nudist community.

Oh, hi, Danny!

- Hi, Danny. Welcome. - Welcome.

[April] This is very unusual, this particular home,

in that it's on a corner lot.

And I'm gonna show you the west side of the house.

So, there's a poker run this weekend,

and I think seven houses are involved,

and they're serving up an appetizer... [voice muffling, echoing]

[laughter echoing]

[chuckles]

[kiss smacking, echoing]

[Danny] I feel lonely sometimes.

I'm really looking for a life partner.

I own a home I could share with them.

That's really part of the equation,

why I'm here.

Maybe I can find somebody that would accept me,

and marry me, and have a child.

But the women in my life, they think I'm weird.

They think I'm strange.

But Danny, you fit in here because we're all unique.

We're all broken, and that's what life is about.

[♪ "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred playing]

♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt ♪

♪ Too sexy for my shirt, too sexy ♪

How many first-timers we got here tonight?

Danny? Come on up here, buddy.

We'd like to offer a warm welcome from Eden Resort.

He's thinking about moving here, so be sure you say hello to him.

- [crowd cheering] - Thank you.

We'd love to have you here, brother.

Be sure you say hello and introduce yourself,

and make him feel welcome.

♪ Fever, oh, in the morning ♪

♪ Feeling, feeling, all my life ♪

♪ I'm not the man they think I am at home ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪

♪ I'm a rocket man ♪

- Have you ever sang karaoke? - No, no, I can't--

- I can't sing. - Why?

- You gotta do it, you won't-- - No, no, I don't want to.

- I don't want to, I-- - Look at me.

- No, no. - Look at me.

- No, no, no. - Yes.

- No. - You wanna sing together?

I'll sing with you.

- It's so much fun. - No.

And if you've never done it before,

tonight's the night to do it.

'Cause you never know when you're gonna have

the opportunity to do it again.

- And we want you to have fun. - Okay, I'll do it with you.

Alright!

[♪ rock music playing]

- [inaudible conversation] - [resident] Yeah!

[DJ] We got Danny coming-- oh!

[Wendy] We got a virgin here.

We got a virgin. We're popping a cherry tonight, guys.

There he is!

[♪ "Take It Easy" by Eagles playing]

♪ Well, I'm running down the road ♪

- ♪ Trying to loosen my load ♪ - [resident] Yeah!

♪ I've got seven women on my mind ♪

- [whistling and cheering] - ♪ Four that wanna own me ♪

♪ Two that wanna stone me ♪

- ♪ Take it easy ♪ - [resident] Yeah!

♪ Take it easy ♪

♪ I gotta know if your sweet love ♪

♪ Is gonna save me ♪

- [DJ] Alright! - [cheering]

Daniel! Was it good for you?

I liked it.

[Wendy] I am so pro-- you did amazing.

You fucking rocked it.

You are no longer a virgin.

Good, I'm happy!

Thank you.

Um...

- 941... - Okay.

- 754... - Okay.

- Okay? - Okay.

- ♪ Three! ♪ - ♪ Nothing's wrong with me ♪

- ♪ Four! ♪ - ♪ Nothing's wrong with me ♪

- ♪ One! ♪ - ♪ Something's got to give ♪

- ♪ Two! ♪ - ♪ Something's got to give ♪

[text whooshing]

- [text whooshing] - Jesus Christ.

[text whooshing]

- [text whooshing] - [texting]

[texts whooshing]

[text whooshing]

Oh, my God.

[text whooshing]

Fuck.

[texts whooshing]

[♪ lighthearted music playing]

[Amanda] Kinda drowned in homework.

I am a student here at the University of South Florida,

and I am studying structural civil engineering.

I'm really looking for a prospective sugar daddy.

There's no reason to struggle through college.

Like, that's crazy.

But I'm hoping that Danny can be someone

who can sponsor my music career.

Say I get booked to go on tour while I'm working my 9 to 5,

maybe I can tour on the weekends

and then work my 9 to 5 during the week.

Or maybe I can make it to where I can, like,

work from my computer a couple days,

and I can, like, be on a private jet plane,

like doing my work on Friday

on the way to my next tour destination.

I want a Bugatti, a G-wagon, Bentley Bentayga, Gucci bags.

I want the whole collection.

Like, I want-- I want the whole thing.

I'll get there. I gotta graduate first,

because all of it will be in vain,

because I won't have the knowledge

and the licensure to make my ultimate goal happen,

which is helping resolve world sustainability issues.

I'd-- I'd like the, um, French tip gel.

[technician] Okay.

I'm going on a date with a nice young lady.

I just feel apprehensive.

Very apprehensive.

[♪ smooth jazz music playing]

[♪ smooth jazz music continues playing]

Oh, Amanda, how are you?

Mm. [kiss smacks]

- Come on, come on. - Okay.

I'll show you. Right here. Thank you.

I'm really happy you're here. [chuckles]

No, I mean it, with all my heart.

- Oh. - With all my heart.

- Thank you. - Okay? With all my heart.

- I mean-- I mean it. - I'm very flattered.

[gasps] Oh, my goodness.

- It's so beautiful. - Yellow color.

- Thank you. - You're a sweetheart.

- That's good-- I know, I know. - I love it.

You are a sweetheart.

[chuckles] Now, you're gonna get me emotional.

- Oh, no, don't get emotional. - Are you going to school?

I am, I'm going to be a civil engineer.

Civil engineering? You must be really smart.

Thank you. [chuckles] Thank you so much.

Yeah.

The young lady will have filet mignon.

More rare than medium, but medium rare.

- Thank you, here we go. - [glasses clinking]

- Delicious. - [Danny] Tell me more.

Tell me everything you know.

- Um... - You have any children, or...

- Nope. - Wow.

- Wow. - I'm just like, you know,

- I'm not ready right now. - Take your time.

- No use in it. - There's no rush.

There's no rush.

Have you ever been to California?

I wanna go to SeaWorld in San Diego so bad.

I left San Diego to come here.

To be loved and to be wanted.

I've been to a few places, but like, I wanna go to Europe.

- I want to travel everywhere. - I'll take you to Europe.

- You will? - I will. I'm not kidding.

- I would love that. - The chocolate, oh, my God.

- Chocolate's my favorite. - Really?

- I love chocolate. - Now, I know.

[chuckles] We have quite a bit in common.

- [cork popping] - [server] Bon appétit.

[Amanda] I think we're off to a great start.

[Danny] Maybe one day we can run together,

and I can challenge you.

- I'm more of a walker. - Okay. Okay, we can walk.

If I walked with you, everybody in my neighborhood,

they'd all look at me and they'd go,

"Hey, that's the guy with the thong bikini.

H-How can he be walking with such a beautiful, nice girl?"

Have you ever heard of D-Day? 1944, June 6th?

Um, I have.

I'm not really remembering exactly the details of it.

Okay, but anyway, it was the invasion of Normandy.

And my mother lived on the shore when they invaded.

And her house was completely destroyed.

Destroyed.

And, yeah.

- Oh, my. - But anyway. So...

W-Why are we even talking about this? I mean--

[server] Excuse me, how is everything?

Madame, c'est incroyable.

[continues speaking French]

This is really incredible. Oh, my gosh!

The wine is great. Too good.

I might be a little bratty sometimes,

- and you might not like that, though. - I don't care.

But you have to be honest with me.

I don't know if I told you this, but I actually made

a viral music video that made WorldStar HipHop.

- Really? - Just let me show you. Let me show you.

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, you know you got ass for days ♪

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, as if you was getting paid ♪

- Oh, my God. - [Amanda singing along]

How do you stretch your legs like that?

♪ Baby, he love when I shake that ass ♪

♪ Throw it, you know I put it on and make him... ♪

[Danny] Do you understand that goes back 10,000 years?

- What? - Amanda, when a man

stops thinking about sex, they're done.

They die within five years.

They're gone. They're finished.

Kaput, die. And most people die.

Most people in this room will die.

- I don't like that. - Most people in this room.

- Stop saying that. - You don't know the trauma

I've gone through with people...

treating me horribly.

Um...

Do you want some?

Yeah.

Mm.

Do you want to eat some of my beans?

- Okay. - [chuckles]

I would give you anything in the world

to be with you.

Amanda. [clearing throat]

I need your shoe size.

I'm gonna buy you my favorite.

Okay. I'm excited.

Jessica Simpson red pumps.

Tomorrow, I will be at Eden Resort.

Mm-hmm.

And I can have the shoes for you.

- Let's do it. - Let's do it.

I'm excited, I'm looking forward to it.

- Thank you. - [kiss smacking]

- Bye. - Bye.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Danny] Excuse me. Excuse me, do you work here?

- Yeah. - Do you have any Jessica Simpson pumps?

Jessica Simpson pump.

No, we don't. Not in store. Online.

I prefer round, some of the round.

- Okay. - You can see. Some of them

also like, uh, doing like not--

- You know, just like a... - [Danny] A square. I get it.

[♪ lighthearted music playing]

There's a lot of thinking that goes behind this game,

because it's a mental game.

- Absolutely. - It's all mental.

[dart thumping]

- [dart thumping, clattering] - What the... What happened?

[♪ lighthearted music continues playing]

♪

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

Oh, my God!

Here's your lovely gift, Amanda.

Oh, thank you!

[tissue paper crinkling]

Oh. They're beautiful.

- They're gorgeous, Danny. - Thank you.

- Oh, my goodness, you have such good-- - Try 'em on.

- [Amanda] Oh, my goodness. - [Danny] Very high quality.

They make my legs look nice.

Well, sure. Sure, they do.

Did you know I left California to come here?

Because my neighbors were treating me horribly.

They were abusing me.

So, I came here, and I might move here.

And I would like to know...

if you would like to live with me here?

And we could...

have fun, and...

I could buy a big house. [stammering]

We could have a good life here, I mean...

[Amanda] That's very sweet, Danny.

Well, you just think about it.

You just reflect on it and...

and let me know, maybe.

Whatever happens, happens, I...

[gulping]

You know what I just realized?

That my tea matches my shoes.

[chuckles]

The tea matches your shoes?

- Yeah. They're both red. - Really? Well--

- Maybe that's good luck. - [Amanda] Maybe.

[singsong] ♪ Maybe ♪

[exhaling]

[birdsong]

[texting]

[text whooshing]

[text whooshing]

[♪ tense music playing]

[birds chirping]

[♪ tense music continues]

♪ I'm telling you the truth, don't know what is wrong with you ♪

[♪ Amanda's song continues playing on earphones]

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, you know you got ass for days ♪

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, as if you was getting paid ♪

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, if you wanna be a star ♪

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, till you get a brand-new car ♪

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, you know you got ass for days ♪

♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass, shawty ♪

[♪ music distorting]

[Danny] Oh, God.

[voice echoing, distorting] Oh, God. Oh, God.

- ♪ Shake that ass ♪ - [Danny] God!

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, shake that ass ♪

[text whooshing]

[high-pitched laughter]

[♪ distorted music playing]

Oh, God.

[distorted noises]

- [sobbing] - [♪ Amanda's song playing double speed]

[silence]

[phone ringing]

Oh, Amanda, I was so worried about you.

What are you doing?

Sorry, Danny, I was in class.

I noticed you were texting me quite a bit.

I've just been so busy with school.

Let me ask you something, uh, very important.

How do you like the shoes I bought you?

Oh, my goodness, I love the shoes you bought me.

- Really? - They're beautiful.

Aren't they?

Oh, good. Good.

And, um, are you having a good day?

I am having a good day. How about you?

I'm just fine. I'm doing great, actually.

Um, I just wanted to kind of reconvene

on our conversation we had the other day.

I just think it's way too fast.

Um, I think we're in different places in life right now.

- I agree. - [Amanda] You know, I'm finishing college.

- I'm working on my album and my music career. - Completely agree.

We just barely know each other, you know what I mean?

- Like, I literally just met you... - You're right.

...what, like last week? Like, I-- I barely know you.

- I hope you understand. - Oh, I do.

I really understand.

Danny, like I said in "Ass for Days," I said, uh...

♪ My hos love when I insult them ♪

♪ Fucking motorboat them, I don't need no potion ♪

♪ I'm the quotient, I'm explosive ♪

♪ And if you want the kitty, better throw them racks ♪

♪ And bust a move ♪

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, you know you got ass for days ♪

♪ Shake that ass, shawty, as if you was getting paid ♪

- [Amanda chuckles] - Oh!

That's funny. Yeah, I'm...

[laughing] Oh, boy. That's pretty cool.

Yeah, okay.

[crew] Are you doing okay, Danny?

I'm fine. I'm gonna go for a run.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[car horn honking]

Why did I even think about even going on a date with this woman?

Man, I must have been dumber than shit.

I'm a-- a sensitive crybaby.

I don't go for this rap baloney bullshit.

It never would have worked in retrospect.

It was all folly. It was-- it was make-believe.

It was castles in the air.

All she was talking about was money.

Sure, I have a beautiful home,

and I would have given it to her, God forbid.

I was living in a dream world in Eden.

Complete dream world.

I'm not the kinda guy to run away

from any problem, period.

It's time to go home.

I'm gonna go back to San Diego.

I'm gonna deal with my problems.

I'm gonna deal with my neighbors.

I'm gonna deal with it in a proper manner.

I'm not gonna break any laws.

I'm gonna do everything according to Hoyle.

[♪ music fades out]

[birdsong]

[♪ hopeful music playing]

Last night I had a dream,

and in that dream was a vision.

It was a vision of redoing my whole backyard,

bringing people over here,

and getting away from my neighbors.

[computer keys clacking]

America's a wonderful country and I love America.

But in America, you can't pick your neighbors.

But you can pick who will go in your backyard.

I'm not the kind of guy to run away from my problem.

It's not in my DNA.

A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits.

My neighbors can fuck off. They can't tell me what to do.

They can go to hell, all of 'em.

They're not gonna change my mind.

I don't care about them anymore.

Fuck 'em.

[♪ hopeful music playing]

[satellite pinging]