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[♪ dramatic music playing]

[whooshing]

[distorted radio chatter]

-But you're wrong!
-...encroach any required
setback area to a point--

[Melissa]
This is my crazy neighbor.

She thinks it's her property,
but it's not,

it's mine.

It's part of the original
property I bought.

[whooshing]

[Johnny]
The land below my feet

used to be beautiful
St. Augustine grass.

And now it's weeds, thanks
to my next-door neighbor.

[Melissa] I will demolish
anything that she thinks

that she's going to do.
I don't care.

I will protect my property.

It's as simple as that.

[Andy]
The game he's playing
is very dangerous.

He don't realize that.

[Johnny] On the outside
he looks like a sheep,

but on the inside,
he's a wolf.

[Johnny] My name's not David,
you dumbass.

♪♪

[lawnmower whirring]

Melissa approached me
before she bought the house

right next to me, behind me.

She came out,
she was very friendly.

And she was like, "Oh, yeah,
it's a great neighborhood.

You'll love it here."

So, she's been my neighbor
for almost 16 years.

I mean, I've gone as far
as picking her kids up

from school for her.

Her son actually
used to babysit
for me with my dog.

We've been friends
since I moved in,

up until a month
and a half ago.

You're not gonna
cut the grass.

My attorney said
you're not to cut the grass.

I'm to cut the grass.
It's my property.

I will cut it because
I'm not getting fined

by code enforcement.

I've cut it every single week.

You cut it on top of him
cutting it, it was weeds.

Giving 35 feet away

on somebody's whim

is just not an option.

I'm doing the fucking lawn.

[lawnmower revving]

[♪ intense percussive
music playing]

Now, she's gonna be furious.

[Johnny]
So, my nightmare started,

I believe it was
the year 2000,

when my next-door neighbor,
Ortiz, moved in.

He cut 60 inches
up into my yard.

That's three-widths
of a lawnmower.

And he used to mow
the maintenance road

with his own
personal lawnmower.

So, he took the weeds
from the canal,

and in a day or two,
the weeds

started growing
right on that line.

So, this is what the grass
used to look like.

Like I said, it was just
beautiful St. Augustine,

and he killed his,
killing mine.

When you take away something
that somebody else has

and you don't have it,
that's envy.

That's one of
the seven deadly sins.

Two, three, four months later,
he did it again.

I put these little
concrete pyramids

right on the property line.
Passive-aggressive.

But I don't wanna have
to talk to him about it.

If I didn't document
all the times

that he was screaming at me,

you wouldn't believe it.
No one would.

[Johnny]
No matter how small

or insignificant
you think it is,

I know why he's doing it.

He would be considered
an obsessed stalker.

[camera beeping]

-[police radio chatter]
-[siren wailing]

-[knocking]
-[officer] Victoria.

Worst case,
you don't touch it.

-I don't want to touch it.
-[officer] So leave it alone.

Why bother--
Don't poke the bear.

Come on, Victoria.

Melissa called the cops.
She called the cops.

Oh, God, do I have great words,
but I can't use them.

That's just a cunt.

I mean, come on--
I mean, really?

She's a compulsive, uh, liar.
Compulsive.

She had went to the city

and got these
"No Trespassing" signs,

and she put them
right on my property.

I come home from
the police station.

Uh, it was at that point

that she pulled up the signs.

I walked outside,
and there's Victoria

acting like a mad woman.

Victoria, I'm gonna
have you arrested

-if you keep touching my shit.
-No, you're gonna be arrested.

After she hit me
with the one sign,

I went inside
and called the police.

And the cop came
and Victoria was like,

"Oh, my God, did you see her?
She just hit me with the thing."

And I'm-- And the cop goes,

"No, she just threw it
on the ground."

I don't wanna be
attacked again either.

I mean, she physically
took those signs

and was stabbing me
in the back

and throwing those signs.
[chuckles]

She's always been crazy.
But she was my neighbor, so.

So, this is Victoria's wedding.

[♪ solemn music playing]

When you push
and you push
and you push me,

which she has done
at this point, then enough.

I'm looking for a gun.

So, I go into people's homes
all the time

'cause I do notary work,
right?

-[Stanley] Okay.
-[Melissa] I do mortgages, okay?

I don't like carrying
my gun, my Glock.

It's just too heavy for me.

First of all,
we have to analyze.

What's your need?
What's your want?

Hi, I'm Stanley Zamor,
I'm one of the managers here

at Nexus Shooting
in Davie, Florida.

I always hate to hear that,

"Here's what happened.
Here's what happened
with my neighbor.

"Here's what happened to me.
This is what-- This is what
happened to me.

And now I want
to protect myself."
It's like,

why do we have
to wait for something

-unfortunate to happen?
-[Melissa] Till that, yeah.

I think people start thinking
afterwards, you know?

-Exactly, so, exactly.
-You don't think it can happen,
and then it does.

[Victoria]
She's psycho that way.

I have a gun
in the house as well.

But I am not
as practiced as she.

I mean, I do have
like 1,000 bullets, though.

I hope it's unloaded.

[♪ quirky, unsettling
music playing]

I don't have my glasses on.

-[metallic thudding]
-[♪ music stops]

Oops.

Who's good with guns?

Who's-- Who's good with guns?

[Victoria] I can't tell.

Don't worry, I'm not
stupid enough to...

[Victoria]
You can tell me, actually.

[Victoria] It might have
something in the chamber.

Just because of
security purposes.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Johnny]
So, some of you out there

think that I'm the crazy one
or the stalker.

Well, this is my
next-door neighbor,
the Vietnam vet.

He's got cameras pointed
directly at my driveway,

at my house.

He's got a contraption

just like this
in the backyard,

pointed at
my swimming pool.

Anything he says
is a possibility.

Basically, if you cross that,
your life could be ended.

Because that's my
Stand Your Ground law.

And as far as it
being electrified,

be my guest, test it.

-She wants to put rocks down.
-[lawyer] Excuse me, ma'am.

-Okay.
-[lawyer] Don't, ma'am...

-[dog barking]
-Oh, this dog. Jack?

-[lawyer] Ma'am. Ma'am.
-Okay.

My name is Jack Quincy Rohn.

This-- this is probably
one of the dumbest arguments

I've ever seen.

Yeah, everything is just,
you know,

a lie with Victoria.

She was selling drugs
out of the house.

There are lots of cars
all the time.

It's like a rotating door.

I have a friend that just
showed up the other night

and Jack came out.

Jack didn't recognize him,
and he told him,

"Jack, remember,
I used to give you
ten bucks for your pee

when I had to get
a piss test."

And I'd say,
"Guys, before you
go to school, please."

The bowl! I put it in the--
in the toilet.

The kids aren't being
exposed to anything bad.

All they have to do is pee.

There's nothing
illegal about that.

And I have the twins,
and they go to a private school.

Everybody's got money.

But I had to survive
and pay the bills.

That's the bottom line.

Uh, you know, I wasn't
getting any help.

We didn't see
their father for years.

[♪ bright music playing]

My Adonis husband!

Come on, Daddy.

He's in fabulous shape.

Look how good he looks. Look!

I am so lucky because
my ex-husband, Charles,

is here doing my roof.

For 57, that man is
in perfect shape.

Don't give him all those.
You don't even have towels

-inside for the kids.
-He asked them!

What?

Don't give him a good--
any decent towels.

These aren't--
These are, uh-- All the--

Oh, whenever I take--
try to take a shower here,

there's no towel,
so I don't understand.

[Victoria] Little boys,
you're all the same.

Find your weak spots.

Give you plenty of attention.
Feed you properly.

But you praise
and it all comes up.

You get anything you want.

I want to be so normal

but there's just nothing normal
about this situation.

♪♪

[Johnny] Yeah, I find all this
all on the side of the road

when people throw it out.
If you see it, you grab it.

[♪ solemn music playing]

[Johnny] If you don't have
a picture to back it up,

it's just hearsay.

And that's what Ortiz
is known for. Hearsay.

So, I've been taking pictures
my whole life.

So, I took all these file--
photos to share

with whoever I was
in a relationship with,

hopefully that they would have
photos and stories to tell, too.

This is what my grass
used to look like

before he killed it,
this is January 2009.

And this is how beautiful
the grass was, all of it.

That, I just happened
to catch a double rainbow.

So, that was the first time
I ever opened up an egg

and had two yolks in it.

So, this is a couple of lizards
having sex

on a mailbox when
I was out delivering mail.

This is a couple of toads
having sex,

actually, like,
by my front door.

Every time Ellen DeGeneres

came to Universal
Studios Orlando

to film her shows,
I went to every show.

[crowd gasping and exclaiming]

[laughter and applause]

[contestant]
That was cool!

[Johnny]
That's me.

So, I love
The Ellen DeGeneres Show

because it makes me smile.

It makes me laugh.

The silly stuff that she does
brightens my day.

[♪ uplifting music playing]

And it actually got me
through a lot of crap

that I've had to deal with,
my psycho neighbor.

The reason why you see me?

Because I parked myself
near a kid.

-[camera clicking]
-'Cause I know camera guys,

they love kids.

Boop.
Well, they thought--

They would think
that she's my daughter

'cause we have both
the same color hair.

So, that's why
I stood near her.

I know.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Melissa]
We're at a boat show.

We're at the West Palm Beach
boat show.

Can you imagine
flying around on that boat?

-That's a great boat.
-[Mick] That's a great boat.

Which boat do you
wanna buy, Mick?

I wanna buy all of 'em.

Victoria is taking me
to mediation.

-Oh, so now she
changed her tune.
-Right.

Because she's been
supposedly mowing the lawn.

Right, and she hasn't been.

Isn't that a cool boat?

That is absolutely crazy,
those bees.

Look at 'em all!

-[bees buzzing]
-So, Melissa is a Greek name

and it's a honeybee goddess.

[Mick] So, so, what's gonna
happen when it's, like,

resolved? Is it like
a kumbaya moment, you know,

-and everything's all--
-Then we--

Then I put up my big bushes

and I guess
I'm the queen bee.

[laughing]

[♪ bright music playing]

[Victoria] Oh, Lance is here.

Hey, Lance!

-I've known him for years.
-No, no, no, no.

Like, we've, we've known
each other for a long time.

But I'm helping her
with the whole...

-[producer] Neighbor.
-...the neighbor.

-Well, I saw you--
-Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I saw him messing
with the-- I saw...

Okay, okay.

My name is Lance Burge.
I'm a real estate broker.

I sold Victoria Rohn's,
uh, this house,

and we've come into a situation
with the neighbors.

It's gettin' pretty ugly.

In Brazil, they'll cut
your reproductive organs off

if you take this much land
that's not yours.

[slicing whooshes]

[blade whirring]

[Jack] She stays here for,
like, probably half a year,

or just three months
or something.

So, usually when
she, um, was gone,

we could just walk in,

'cause I know the--
the code to her gate.

So, I could just walk in

and then swim for as long
as I wanted to.

I mean, that was the only
real access to a pool

that I had. [chuckles]

The pool, it's right there.

If I can get these branches out,
I can probably help you see.

You gotta zoom in, probably.

[birdsong]

[♪ curious music playing]

[Melissa]
With Cooper in my life...

you know, I feel like
I have a child in the house

all the time, so.

So, Cooper's meal consists
of sushi-grade salmon,

chia seeds,
organic broccoli,

goat liver, beet kraut,

chicken heart, chicken foot,

sardine head, flaxseed oil,

and bee pollen.

He's on a raw diet,
and the first thing

he goes for
is his chicken foot.

[Johnny]
When will it end?

America, I'm calling on you.

And I can sell this house,
and get far away

from the beautiful, sunny skies
of Florida.

[chuckles]
It's a great place to visit,

but you don't want
to live here when

your next-door neighbor
is a lunatic.

All through the '90s,

I was an
entertainer-slash-dancer.

Yeah, my stage name
was the Italian Stallion.

If my next-door neighbor Ortiz
is sexually attracted to me,

it would make sense why
he's part of my life every day.

It would make sense.
It would justify

how crazy obsessed
he is with me.

I'm not gay.
Not even close.

I don't even like
shaking hands with dudes.

I don't even have
very many guy friends

because I'm--
not homophobic--

I just know that they wanna
bang my chicks.

So, that's why
they're friends with me.

I can tell who's friend
and who's not.

Just for the pussy,
just for whatever.

[Johnny] Says he's gonna
blow my brains out.

See the gun in his
T-shirt there?

Oh, you got your gun?
You got your gun, old man?

Ortiz is the reason
why I haven't seen

any of my family since 2012.

I actually have a step-aunt
that lives on Barker Street.

I don't know
if she's still alive.

Can't leave.
How am I supposed
to leave during the day?

I can't sell this house
because I can't get my stuff

out of the house.
He doesn't want me to.

He wants everybody to be here
watching my every move.

Like, what?
The Truman Show.

I feel like I am Truman,

only I know I'm being watched.

Hey, look, it's [bleep]
stalking me.

Stalker!

You'll see yourself
on Facebook.

So, one of my neighbors
just left this by my front door.

I dumped it out because I don't
know if they poisoned it or not.

Oh, look at you
sticking your hands

inside the freakin' mail truck.

Federal crime.

Wonder if it was my mail
that he was stealing today.

He used to record me
every day,

uh, and I just stopped
paying attention to him.

That, that--
He still records me,
but not as much.

That's what kind of
pissed me off about him.

I, I yelled at him one day

and it didn't do nothin'.

He, he started recording more.

Well, I'm not supposed to stop,
like, you know,

and stay too long.

But, if a customer
has a question,

I could, I could answer
the question.

[♪ tense music playing]

[Johnny]
In order to get help,

I need at least
one of my videos to go viral,

because then they will see
other videos,

and they will see
that I am being terrorized

by my next-door neighbor.

Once that happens,
they will swarm him

with a net
and a tranquilizer dart gun

to take him down,

because he belongs in a cage.

And this is where,
the part where I think

you're trying to get me
arrested.

[Johnny laughing]

[Johnny]
I know. If I go to jail,

I will eventually get out.

Just saying.

I don't have kids.

You guys will eventually
get married and have kids.

See what I just did there?
Those words?

-[producer] Uh-huh.
-Words of terror.

-[producer] Right.
-That's what Ortiz

has been doing
to me for 22 years.

I'm just telling you
'cause now you're thinking.

And that's what he does.

Oh, I-- You're hoping
I'm faking, I'm joking.

About threatening
your kids' lives.

[♪ tense music playing]

[landscaper] Don't do this.
Don't do this.

Don't put me in the middle
of your situation.

-Hold on. What happens--
-[Melissa] Get off my property,

or I'm gonna call the police.

I'm not this type of person.

This is so stupid.

But you will not take

what I have put
everything into.

And no one's gonna
encroach my property.

At all.

It is a-- a sanctity.

My home is my sanctity.

Lucky I didn't have-- because
I was prepared to go out there.

And I would've...

Because at this point,
we can both say

that we fear for our lives.

And we have no problem
shooting the other
at this point,

because I know she'll shoot me,
and she's the better shot.

So, she'll end up killing me.

And it will come down to that.

Thank God she's going home
in two weeks

after this mediation,

because this could
really escalate.

Okay. Good afternoon, everyone.
How are you today?

-Good, how are you?
-I'm fantastic.

I am actually a Florida
Supreme Court

certified mediator.

Besides doing this, um,

as a hobby that I turned into
something I like to do.

As a profession, I also am
a Florida Supreme Court

certified mediator
and qualified arbitrator.

Conflict is inevitable.
Can't get away from it.

She's a fucking liar!

"Your grass
is starting to get--

You better change it out."

Is that what she says
about your grass?

Yes, which is her grass,
apparently.

What do you want
to see happen?

Doesn't matter.
I don't get my way.

I mean,
from what I understand,

-what I hope to get--
-The only understanding

that I hope you realize

is as I'm getting older
and as you get older,

because you and I
are going to be in our 80s,

living next to each other,

that it is me and me only

that will be doing
the landscaping

for the rest of my life.

Chances are I'll die
of a heart attack,

a heat stroke in the backyard,

and no one will find me
for a week.

When are the-- When are
the signs coming down?

Yeah, when, when--
The signs--

They would have come down
on Monday!

As soon as I'm strong enough
to lift them up.

I-- I'll take them out
of the ground for you.

Is that something
that you would mind doing?

I, I-- Really, I can get

-my-- my son, so...
-[Stanley] Okay.

If you take
and you keep taking,

and you keep taking,
there are people that just take.

But I have to make a stand
on certain things

that I cannot do.

She doesn't give a shit,
she doesn't have a heart.

She doesn't have a heart.
She could care less.

That's why she has no men.

She's a pussy, and that's it.

And maybe they can fuck her
with the big tits.

Other than that,
she's not good for anything.

That's why she's alone
with no friends.

I guess I feel good
because hopefully,

she understands now that
that's my property,

and I can get back to normal.

I don't want her
in my house anymore.

I don't want her
in my pool anymore.

For all I know,
she's gonna slip and fall,

and it's gonna be my fault.

Getting her to take
the signs out would be great,

'cause it'd be
a good ending, you know?

You want Jack
to come over here
and stand with me

-and we can shake hands?
-[Jack] Really?

[Melissa] Yeah,
at the end of the episode,

you and I will be holding sha--
Stand on the grass.

-It really should be Mom
that does this.
-Or stand on your side.

-But what-- Yeah.
-No, I'd rather you, please.

-Huh?
-Stand right there.

-Yeah.
-Stand here.

-Alright, ready? Shake my hand.
-Uh-huh.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[dog barking]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[judge]
Alright, good morning,
everybody.

This is case number
2022 DR20351,

Andres Ortiz
and John Rayola.

This is a petition
for an injunction

for protection
against stalking violence.

Mr. Ortiz,
you're the petitioner.

-It's your burden to prove...
-[melodic ringtone playing]

...uh, whatever it is
you say is going on.

-[ringtone continues]
-Mr. Rayola,

because he's the petit--

[Johnny] Hello?

You can't answer
your phone in court.

Can you call me back?
I'm in court right now.

[judge]
Tell me what you say
has occurred

that amounts to stalking.

[judge] Okay, Mr. Rayola,
it's your turn.

You wanna ask Mr. Ortiz
any questions

about something he said?

Six years ago, when I put my--

[judge] Ask him
a simple question.

-This is a simple question.
-[judge] No, it's not.

Okay. Well, that was
a simple question,

but you don't know
the rest of it

'cause you didn't let me finish.

And that's okay,
I'll change my quest--

-Just ask him a simple question.
-[Johnny] Simple question.

Why do you have eight houses
stalking me?

-[judge] Eight what?
-Eight houses.

He has people in every house,

in one section of a street,

staying home,
taking turns stalking me.

I avoid all my neighbors.
I don't want to talk to them,

because I don't know them.

I told him many times,

"Stay away, I'm not gay."

And this man just keeps
coming at me.

That's not, that's not a lie.

[judge]
Okay, hold it. Hold it.

You can't tell him
he's a liar.

[♪ tense percussive
music playing]

Well, he just called
me a liar.

[judge] Stop it. I told you,
it doesn't matter.

This, this will never end.

I, I wish I had a magic wand
that can figure out

how the two of you would
leave each other alone,

but I don't.

But this isn't stalking.

I'm dismissing your
petition again.

So, the verdict today
was a dismissal.

My next-door neighbor
once again

brought me here to waste my time
and the court's time.

One of us will be dead
out in front of my house.

Yeah, that's the long term.

If they don't Baker Act him,
one of us will have to die.

That's what a lawyer
told me five years ago.

He said the only way
it's gonna stop

is if one of you
kills the other.

Yeah, and he was--
Here we are, six years later.

[♪ tense music playing]

[Victoria] Hold on.
I'm fucking furious.

Why is it on
my property then,

when I can't go
on her fucking property?

I mean, if they-- they--
That little pussy girl,

she can't even plant
her own plants.

What the fuck?!

I'm not gonna be responsible!

If they're on the property line,

-I'm responsible!
-No, they're not!

Yes, that is the law!

-It is not, Victoria.
-Alright. Ah, okay.

Guess what?
I'll print it out for you.

It's going right on--

No, it isn't! I--

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Melissa]
You see where the line is.

The line is over here,
Victoria.

-Don't--
-[plants thudding]

You motherfucker.

Good!
They're on my property.

-[Victoria] Good!
-[plant thuds]

They're on my property!

That we have on video.

'Cause it's on the property!

[Melissa]
Is she fucking nuts?

Get them off the property line!

[Melissa] She's gonna go
to jail for that.

Uh, she will.

It's not even on the line.

It's on my side
of the property.

Do not engage? How?
She's on my property.

She knocked on my front door.

She's in my driveway,
throwing my plants around.

If you guys aren't
gonna get here,

I'm gonna sit outside here
with my gun,

and I'm gonna protect myself.

-[sirens wailing]
-Oh! Hi!

-[♪ dramatic music continues]
-[knocking]

-Victoria, it's police.
-[dog barking]

Honestly,

this isn't my problem,
it's theirs.

I'm, like, not even part of it.

[officer]
Sorry to bother you, here.

I literally just walked
over and said...

"But you've got these
on the property line,

they need to be moved over."

I mean, she starts throw--

Yeah, see, here they go.
Here go--

Here goes the, the...

[officer] I can't see
what's happening
behind the car, though.

And then, what happens to all
the damage that she did to my--

I mean, read the statute,
the statute reads,

"irreparable damage."

So, you're telling me
that's reparable?

That can be repaired.
Just put it back in the,

-in the pot.
-"Permanent damage."

You do have a right

to formally trespass-warrant
her from your property.

Because she wants us
to do it to you.

So, she can't go
on my prop-- Yes!

-That's what I'm saying.
-My guess-- Yeah.

-'Cause I'm, I'm warning you.
-Yeah. That's right.

Well, we're here
to document
and keep the peace.

Okay? And prevent people
from, you know,

throwing plants and
yelling at each other.

We're not the civil police.

[dog barking]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

-[barking]
-[Melissa] Cooper!

Oh, how the hell did he
get out of the house?!

-Grab him! No, no!
-[Cooper barking]

[Victoria]
Oh, no! Arrest her!

She's illegally on my property!

-Ma'am, calm down.
-[Victoria] Arrest her!

-See how stupid that is?
-[door slams]

I want formal charges
now that she's on my property!

You see how that can happen?

Arrest her!

[officer] Wrong behavior.

Look, this is me trying
to prevent it...

[Melissa] But this is--
but here's the--

...with a trespass warrant.

[Melissa] But here's the issue
with wrong behavior,

it's gone from something little,

to something more,
to something more,

to this,

to she owns a gun.
When's it gonna stop?

[♪ tense,
dramatic music playing]

And I'm going to plant
right on the line!

Whether she likes it or not.

♪♪

I, I just don't trust her.

It's very difficult to trust
somebody that does this to you

after you've been such
a good friend to them forever.

[♪ solemn music playing]

Yep. [grunts] Mommy,
what has happened here?

[crying]
And I don't like fighting,
and it's not right.

But you have
given me this house.

And I will protect it
with every...

[sighs] ...ounce of energy
I have to protect our home.

[Melissa]
I don't know what's
gonna happen to her.

It would be nice if I had--
no longer had a neighbor.

I think I might buy the property
and expand my house that way.

When you buy a house,
you're buying the neighbors.

And if you don't know
who your neighbors are,

you just bought a house...

[doorbell ringing]

...in a nightmare section
of a street.

[Victoria]
She really does not know me.

♪♪

[satellite beeping]

[beeps echoing]