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Weird dream.

What the fuck?

Oh, Jesus, no.

pretty hot for a chick.

How are you?

Hey, sweetheart.

Name's Al.

I'm your ultimate butch lesbian stereotype.

All right.

You want to be quiet?

Good.

Dude, what's with all this librarian gear?

There's really nothing I can wear here.

Too feminine, too confused,

too nerdy.

What the fuck this is? Who is this chick?

No, how?

I'm not going to find anything.

All right.

That's always getting me out of the house.

I need to gear up fast.

Oh, bitches be waiting.

And Christy.

Alice, what has gotten into you?

Alice doesn't live here anymore, but... My, my, Christy.

What have we got here? The art of squirting.

How to achieve the ultimate G -spot orgasm. Yeah, it's, uh, it's

for a class.

Now, Christy, there's no need to be shy.

You can talk to Al.

Um, okay, Al.

You know, Christy, I happen to be an expert in

giving G -spot orgasms.

You are? I am. How about...

I'll go ahead and give you a little how -to.

Right now, Christy.

I want you to lick me, Daddy.

I want you to lick me.

Thank you.

Brother Allah!

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh!

Goodbye.

I'm gonna be sticking my toe deep inside the fucking hole of this.

Incredible, Al.

Oh, my God, I'm making my heart and soul fucking wrong.

Wait, where are you going, roommate? I'm not done with you.

What's wrong?

This cannot be happening. This cannot be happening.

22 year old college student you just fucked your roommate and you may have

a pact with a great goddess

to it.

I'm like a fucking truck driver.

Oh, God.

On this contraption.

Who do you think I am? Some sort of bull dyke?

Listen here.

Alicia did not fuck.

Alicia. Get fucked, okay?

Oh, I need a makeover immediately.

Oh, back for more already, huh? No, sweetheart.

Actually, I'm going to need your makeup bag and your closet stack.

Oh, okay.

That's much better.

Uh, Al?

Alice, is there something I'm missing here?

So you are the roommate?

And you like to fuck girls, huh?

Well, I mean, I'm experimenting with that right now, but I think so, yeah.

Look at me.

Do I look like a lesbian to you?

Why do you think I moved in with you? I mean, I kind of always suspected that,

and I mean, especially after I saw you with Dinah.

Dinah?

Yeah, the president of the Gay Student Association.

Oh, yeah, her.

Whatever. Back to me.

My name is Alicia, and I'm a lipstick lesbian. Do you know what that is?

Lipstick? Yes. I like lipstick and fashion

and good lingerie.

And do you know what else I like?

What else?

Thank you.

Tell me that I look hot as I pull down my panties.

Isn't my butt nice?

Really?

Yeah, it's really fucking hot.

Can you put that inside of yourself?

Look at how nice my hair is.

Look!

Beautiful,

isn't it?

You're so pretty, Alicia.

I am pretty. I'm very pretty.

Beautiful.

Tell me I'm pretty.

Oh, you're so pretty.

Oh, my God. Grab my knife.

Look at that. Oh, it's so hot in here.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes, look at that fucking hand. Holy shit.

Yes, it looks so fucking nice.

Yes,

I like this.

Pretty, yes. Yes, you're so pretty.

Oh, yes, you're such a pretty little mouse.

Pretty, yes.

Yes, you want to come for me?

Yes, you want to come for me?

Yes, come for me. Come for me. Look how good you look.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

That was it. Fuck yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yes.

Alicia?

Christy!

It's me!

Alice!

Alice, what's happening?

I don't know.

I feel so strange.

My head is pounding. It feels like I've been taken over by someone.

Did I act inappropriate in any way just now?

No, no, no, no.

Inappropriate. Not at all.

I'm actually feeling quite strange myself now, too.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

It's like I keep blacking out, and my head hurts so bad.

I just met this girl, Ellen, yesterday, who takes space. She told me about some

weird pagan circle, and then I tried to pass this love spell, and I think I may

have had sex with a goddess.

Okay, okay, come here.

It's fine.

You probably just have migraines.

Why don't you go upstairs and go to bed?

I'll clean all this up.

Just get some rest. We'll pretend like it never happened.

Okay, something isn't right here.

I got to call this on one girl.

Your call has been forwarded to

an automatic voice message system.

Ellen is not available.

At the tone, please record your message.

Hi, Ellen.

name is Christy and I'm Alice's roommate I think I think Alice had came and

talked to you about some stuff that's been going on lately with her and just a

lot of weird stuff's been happening look I'm gonna need you to call me back as

soon as you get this voicemail actually you know what better idea I'm I'm just

gonna come see you because I really need to figure this out with you so uh

thanks in advance