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Hey, sweetie.

Are you all situated in your room? Yeah, I love my suite.

Yeah. Look how little your room is.

Well, it's not our 21st birthday.

Remind me, thank you so much. Of course.

You're the best stepmom ever.

Dad, if he can get his ass here.

Oh, I know, but he had to work late, so I think, what is it? Your dad, Jacob,

and Steven, uh...

Emily, too. I think everyone's coming on that later flight. We were the only

ones that went out in the morning.

Yeah. You look great.

Well, thank you. It is our, you know, night in Vegas for my stepson's 21st

birthday.

You're the best, Crystal. Well,

hey, did you actually want to get down there and we can maybe get your first

birthday drink before everybody gets here?

Yes. All right, let's go.

You excited?

I'm very excited, but you bought that for Dad, didn't you?

Yeah, I haven't been to Vegas for a while.

Your dad and I literally haven't stayed in a hotel since, I don't know, our 10th

wedding anniversary?

Okay, yeah. I don't want to hear about that. All right.

What are you going to drink? I want a drink.

You want shots?

Yeah, I want shots.

All right, let's do shots.

Oh, yeah.

You're wild, Crystal. Wow.

You know, stepmom can be kind of fun sometimes.

But I'm pretty sure when your friends get here, you're going to be off with

them.

Most likely.

Yeah.

Gosh, the elevator's taking so long.

Here we go.

Okay.

We're here.

Yes.

Cheers. Cheers.

What do you think?

Honestly, it's not too bad.

For my first drink, yeah.

All right. It's not too bad.

Okay. Do you want to hit some slaps?

Yes, let's go. Let's do it.

Let me have some of that money.

Sure, maybe here.

I don't think I know where to put it in.

Here? Yeah.

Oh, no, it goes here.

Oh, big money. Let's go.

Cheers. Cheers.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wait, Dad's calling me.

What's he want?

Hey, what's up?

What?

Dad said he's not going to make it. He said the flight's delayed.

What the fuck? Wait, like, you're going to come in later tonight or tomorrow

morning?

He said he's probably going to have to come back tomorrow morning. Oh, my.

Well, then what are we going to do about dinner reservations tonight?

Yeah, yeah, I'll tell her. Well, let us know whenever.

Yeah, let us know whenever you know more.

I love you. Bye.

Yeah, so he's going to call us whenever he knows more, but he said we can

continue to party on, and he said take me out to somewhere really nice.

Oh, right.

All right, cheers. I guess it's just us tonight. Cheers, let's do it. Let's have

some fun.

Go to the ACM.

Yes!

Oh, you got another job. I told you you shouldn't have got that. I should have

gotten it. I should have gotten it. Oh, my gosh. You two together.

You guys are just so great, too.

No, no, no, no.

It's Vegas. We're not a couple. That's my son.

No. Yes.

No, you are too young.

No, really. That's my son. That's really your girl. That's my girl. No, stop.

Stop. No.

But you guys just look so cute together. No, we're not.

Stop it.

We're next.

We're not. Well, hey, why don't you come back to our room? All of us. We're

going back there. We're going back there.

Don't listen to him. He's laughing.

It's his 23rd birthday.

It's his 23rd birthday.

You don't know what your man feels.

You're ridiculous.

How could you do that to me?

To us. Why would you tell her that?

Well, how could I not have told her that?

Did you see her?

I can't believe it.

Don't tell your father about this. I told you you shouldn't have got that

drink.

No way.

It's Vegas.

Yeah.

You're the best stepmom, my God.

Thank you for walking me down to my room, sweetie.

Not a problem.

I just wish Dad and everyone was here.

I know. It's okay. They'll be here in the morning and we'll go get brunch or

something.

Yeah, but my gosh, look at that outfit.

Wow.

Like I said, I put it on for you.

Crystal.

Let's see if I can finish this by the time we get to the room.

Yeah, well, we can only hope.

Oh, my gosh.

This hallway just goes forever and ever.

I'm not going to make it.

You're not going to make it? Are you good? Do you need me to carry you?

No. Okay.

I'm the one in heels, and you need me to carry you?

Thank you so much. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we end, you have to

finish that drink.

What? Really? Yeah.

You're the one that wanted to finish it.

It's my 21st. Yep, there you go.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Oh, you did great.

All right.

I'm glad I could cut myself off.

Come on, let's go.

Well,

this place is really small.

It's nothing compared to your suite, sweetie.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, God, I gotta pee.

I'll be back.

Are you going to go to your room soon?

Yeah. Okay, I'll be right back. Okay.

Oh,

this is so embarrassing.

Oh, whoa. I am so over it now. I can't get my button.

Do you mind helping me with my button?

I have to pee so bad. Your buttons? Where are your buttons?

On my onesie.

Can you... I'm not going to pee. Yeah, um... Thank you

so much for that.

Wait, what was that? Here, wait.

It's my underwear.

Let me see.

Wow.

That's what you were wearing for Dad?

Yes. And, well, now he's... Oh, my God. Now it's just wasted because he's not

even going to be here tonight, so... Well, turn around. Let me see the back.

No. Come on. Let me see the back. I gotta pee.

What? No, it's fine.

I know you wore that because you were feeling a little, like, hot and

Mm -hmm.

Obviously. Yeah.

Oh, my... Well, does the top match the bottom?

Yes.

Well, let me see it. Come on. It's my 21st birthday.

Let me see. Come on.

I know you want to. You feel sexy in it, don't you?

You can't tell anybody.

I'm not going to tell anybody.

Fine. Fine. My stepson can see my bra.

Yes. Yeah. Let me see. Let me see.

Oh, my God. You cannot tell your father about this.

Oh, definitely not.

And I wouldn't tell Emily either.

Okay, here it is.

Oh, my God.

Look at you, Crystal. Yes.

Okay, this is awkward. That looks amazing. That's what you're going to

my dad, huh?

It was, yeah, but now it's going to be wasted tonight.

Wait, wait, it doesn't have to be.

Wait, wait, what do you mean go to waste?

Why is it going to be going to waste? Your dad's not here.

Well, who cares if he's not here?

I mean, I'm here, right?

And you're my stepson.

Like, no. It's probably bad enough that we've been just, like, out all night in

Vegas together.

Well, I mean, you look so great in it.

You don't want it to go to waste.

I mean, you were doing this to get a little spicy, weren't you?

Duh. I mean, of course. Your dad and I have just been having our, you know.

Your stuff, I get it, okay, but I'm just saying, you think it would have really

worked? I mean, he's getting old.

I mean, I just turned 21.

I mean, your dad, he picked up a bottle of Viagra. We were going to try it

tonight, okay? And we were going to see.

Your dad hasn't been able to have sex in like a year, okay?

You haven't had sex in a year?

No.

And you're wearing this? I can't let you let that go to waste. Come on.

Sweetheart, this is so inappropriate.

Didn't you say it was Sin City?

Nobody will ever find out.

Yeah. Don't you want to have a good time?

Right? Don't you feel sexy in that? I think you look sexy.

And you're my stepmom. It's okay.

I know you're... Come on, please.

It's my birthday.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. My head is spinning.

Fuck it. Let's do it. It's Vegas.

Yes.

Don't tell anybody.

Okay. Okay.

All right. Yes.

Okay. All right. Let's do it.

You really can't say anything to anyone about this.

I won't say anything.

Okay. You know what's funny? Your dick kind of looks like your dad's, only it's

a little bigger.

Oh.

Can't believe you said that.

You're really good at that.

Well, it's definitely been a while since I've had a cock in my mouth.

But before your father lost his libido, it was one of my favorite things to do.

Really?

I can't believe my stepmom's giving me a blowjob.

Oh, my God. I know. I can't believe we're actually going to do this. Oh,

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?

Yes.

I'm actually doing this on my step side.

Oh yeah, take it off.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, fuck, your dick feels so good, sweetheart.

My tits haven't been grabbed in so long.

Oh, fuck. Oh, that's so nice.

Yeah.

You like feeling your stomach sick?

Yeah. Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, shit, sweetie. Oh, my God.

Shit. Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, this is the best Vegas trip ever. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

You already have lube? Oh, yeah. Remember, I was prepared for your death.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yes. Give me that stepson dick.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, right there. So fucking good and deep.

He never fucked me this good even when he could.

You want to bend me over, doggie?

Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck yes.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, shit, yes, yes, yes.

I'm sorry.

I liked when I was on top of you.

Yeah? Yeah, seeing you maybe jiggle your titties. I'd come all over you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God. It feels so good.

Yeah.

We have to take more Vegas trips.

Oh, my God.

Please, can we?

Your 21st birthday.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Oh.

Play with each other. Play with each other. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Like that.

Oh, just like that. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Oh, ready?

Yeah, I'm so fucking ready for it.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm going to come everywhere.

Oh, fuck yes.

It came all over my stepmom.

It's been so long since I've tasted it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Well, maybe we could do this, like, every birthday.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah. Perfect.

Well, maybe you should go shower off.

Yeah probably a good idea.