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I've been meaning to talk to you about
how you should be with me, not Drake.
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I'm the one that loves you.
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I've always been there for you. I'll
always be there for you.
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Oh, Drake, what has he ever done for
you?
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I mean, look at this.
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We don't want this.
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That's why I think you should be with
me. I love you.
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He's just a prick.
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You probably didn't even get you a good
gift for your birthday, if you were new.
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Yes, sir.
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What the fuck
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What
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the hell
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I keep meaning to ask you guys, how are
you liking your new apartment?
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Oh, we love it. It's bigger than our
last.
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Great. So is the rent.
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I believe it.
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I'm so sorry I haven't had time to stop
by yet, but I promise you, I will come
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see it as soon as I can.
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Thank you so much for inviting us to
your birthday dinner.
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Are you kidding me? You guys are my best
friends.
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We love you.
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And you, my love.
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are seriously the best boyfriend I could
ever ask for.
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Thank you so much for putting this all
together for me.
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Anytime, baby.
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Hey, is something wrong?
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Uh, no, nothing.
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Oh, come on. You've been acting, like,
quiet and distant all night. I mean, is
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there something up? You can tell me.
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Uh, something.
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Something happened, and I... What?
Teddy!
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What happened?
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Hey, come on. I mean, we've been friends
since what, like third grade?
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Just tell me what's going on. You're
worrying me.
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But... Baby?
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Could you marry me?
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Oh my god!
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Yes!
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Do you love it? Yes, it's beautiful.
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Oh my God, I'm getting married.
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Daddy, look at this ring.
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What
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the fuck
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are you thinking?
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Look at that fucking douchebag.
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Fucking creepy smile.
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And you, you piece of shit, all you
fucking do is cheat on her. What the
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going on?
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Why the fuck?
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Why would you ever choose to fucking
marry him of all fucking people?
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What a fucking douche.
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Fucking cunt.
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Fucking celebrating that fucking
asshole?
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Where are you guys? I thought you were
my friends.
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So disappointed in you.
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Isn't this amazing?
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Baby, I'm stuck.
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Baby?
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Drake?
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Drake, are you okay?
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What is going on? Is this some kind of
prank?
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I don't think you can wake him up.
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I think maybe only I can.
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What do you mean only you can? What the
fuck is going on here?
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Look, I know it's crazy, but just watch.
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It stops time.
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This is a joke, right? You're joking.
This is not real.
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No, look around.
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Time stops everywhere for everyone.
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So you're saying the watch is doing
this, okay?
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How is this possible?
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I don't know. Maybe it's a top secret
military experiment.
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Maybe it's a scientific discovery.
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Okay, listen, Ted, this is dangerous,
okay?
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Whatever it is, just make it stop, okay?
Just put everything back.
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I can't. I have to do something first.
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What?
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I love you.
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What?
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I've always loved you.
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I don't want to be with him. You deserve
better.
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He's an asshole. He cheats on you all
the time.
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You belong with me.
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Ted, listen.
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I love you too, okay? I do. Of course I
do. But we're friends, okay?
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No. We're friends. We've always been
friends.
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Gabby. I've stopped time so you can
realize I belong with you.
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We have all the time in the world for
you to figure it out.
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Wait. I see that look in your eyes. Is
this some weird way to try to get me to
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fuck you or something?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Look.
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Do you really want to risk this?
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I'll smash it right now.
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It's... Maybe time will stop. Maybe you
don't go forward.
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Who knows?
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Is that what you want to do?
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You're not the person I thought you
were.
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You disgust me.
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So that's a yes then.
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Let's fucking get this over with then.
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We're going to do it right here in front
of them.
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Yeah. There you go.
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How could I ever love you after this?
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This would be a fine start for this.
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Don't forget to occasionally glance
over.
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Peace.
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Look at this.
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Still fucking smiling. What a fucking
douche.
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You're a fucking monster.
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Let's see those titties.
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I can't like it.
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Let's see if we can get this over with
the bear.
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Alright.
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Why are you doing this to me?
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Because you love me.
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Fuck me already.
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Don't worry, you'll get it.
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So this is what he's been enjoying.
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Come on, fuck that. You know us better
than him.
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I'm honest about what you've got.
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Of course not.
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stupid face over there. Just look at
that.
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I'm sorry, Drake.
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Don't kid yourself. I'm not sorry.
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You're enjoying this.
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Look at that stupid face.
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Fucking.
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I'm sorry, Drake.
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You're not sorry. You know you're having
a good time.
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I'm at least going to make this worth it
to me.
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Fuck me, might as well fuck me good.
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or enjoy this because it's only going to
happen once.
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We've got all the time in the world,
baby.
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Is that what you want?
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Yeah.
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Don't make me slap you again.
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you're happy with yourself.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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It'll show you how to pack.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh!
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I've been waiting for this moment.
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if you stare at him long enough. Poor
Drake.
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He's getting some more attention.
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Oh, Lord.
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is a little bit better than him already.
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You piece of shit.
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I'll put the time back.
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I don't think I'm going to. I had fun.
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