All language subtitles for [JKd-ECBXKMg].en

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish Download
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,389 I'm Desi Leic. Let's get into the 2 00:00:02,389 --> 00:00:02,399 I'm Desi Leic. Let's get into the 3 00:00:02,399 --> 00:00:05,430 I'm Desi Leic. Let's get into the indecision analysis zone. 4 00:00:05,430 --> 00:00:05,440 indecision analysis zone. 5 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,269 indecision analysis zone. Wait, guys, can we um get rid of that 6 00:00:07,269 --> 00:00:07,279 Wait, guys, can we um get rid of that 7 00:00:07,279 --> 00:00:08,950 Wait, guys, can we um get rid of that hyphen? 8 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:08,960 hyphen? 9 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,790 hyphen? No, sorry, the wrong Never mind. The 10 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:12,800 No, sorry, the wrong Never mind. The 11 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,870 No, sorry, the wrong Never mind. The midterm elections are a few months away, 12 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:14,880 midterm elections are a few months away, 13 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,029 midterm elections are a few months away, and everyone knows the best way to reach 14 00:00:17,029 --> 00:00:17,039 and everyone knows the best way to reach 15 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:19,029 and everyone knows the best way to reach young voters is through social media. 16 00:00:19,029 --> 00:00:19,039 young voters is through social media. 17 00:00:19,039 --> 00:00:20,710 young voters is through social media. That's why politicians like Senator 18 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:20,720 That's why politicians like Senator 19 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,509 That's why politicians like Senator Joanie Ernst are cranking out content, 20 00:00:23,509 --> 00:00:23,519 Joanie Ernst are cranking out content, 21 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:25,670 Joanie Ernst are cranking out content, and it's going about as well as you 22 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:25,680 and it's going about as well as you 23 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:29,109 and it's going about as well as you think. There is a McFlurry of folks that 24 00:00:29,109 --> 00:00:29,119 think. There is a McFlurry of folks that 25 00:00:29,119 --> 00:00:31,830 think. There is a McFlurry of folks that are rushing to the Golden Arches to 26 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:31,840 are rushing to the Golden Arches to 27 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,430 are rushing to the Golden Arches to feast on fast food paid for with food 28 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:35,440 feast on fast food paid for with food 29 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,030 feast on fast food paid for with food stamps provided by SNAP. It may sound 30 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:39,040 stamps provided by SNAP. It may sound 31 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:45,030 stamps provided by SNAP. It may sound crazy, but I'm not McRibbing you. 32 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:45,040 33 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,430 >> Oh, Joanie, Joanie, Joanie, don't do 34 00:00:47,430 --> 00:00:47,440 >> Oh, Joanie, Joanie, Joanie, don't do 35 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:51,350 >> Oh, Joanie, Joanie, Joanie, don't do that. You've lost all your mcdney. Your 36 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:51,360 that. You've lost all your mcdney. Your 37 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,029 that. You've lost all your mcdney. Your your kids are going to stop me talking 38 00:00:53,029 --> 00:00:53,039 your kids are going to stop me talking 39 00:00:53,039 --> 00:00:55,990 your kids are going to stop me talking to you. Also, nothing says I've 40 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:56,000 to you. Also, nothing says I've 41 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,590 to you. Also, nothing says I've definitely been to McDonald's like 42 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:57,600 definitely been to McDonald's like 43 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,069 definitely been to McDonald's like pairing the visor with vintage Chanel. 44 00:01:00,069 --> 00:01:00,079 pairing the visor with vintage Chanel. 45 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:02,709 pairing the visor with vintage Chanel. So relatable. 46 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:02,719 So relatable. 47 00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:04,789 So relatable. But of course, aging Republicans would 48 00:01:04,789 --> 00:01:04,799 But of course, aging Republicans would 49 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:06,870 But of course, aging Republicans would struggle with social media. Democrats, 50 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:06,880 struggle with social media. Democrats, 51 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,270 struggle with social media. Democrats, on the other hand, also struggle with 52 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:09,280 on the other hand, also struggle with 53 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,750 on the other hand, also struggle with social media. I know I should sleep, but 54 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:11,760 social media. I know I should sleep, but 55 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:23,190 social media. I know I should sleep, but the voices in my head go 56 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:23,200 57 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,350 >> honestly, how did you get that wrong? 58 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:25,360 >> honestly, how did you get that wrong? 59 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,590 >> honestly, how did you get that wrong? That's the Lady Gaga song that uses real 60 00:01:27,590 --> 00:01:27,600 That's the Lady Gaga song that uses real 61 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,270 That's the Lady Gaga song that uses real words. 62 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:29,280 words. 63 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,270 words. >> But if you watch those cringefluencers 64 00:01:31,270 --> 00:01:31,280 >> But if you watch those cringefluencers 65 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,190 >> But if you watch those cringefluencers and thought to yourself, I wish this was 66 00:01:33,190 --> 00:01:33,200 and thought to yourself, I wish this was 67 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,789 and thought to yourself, I wish this was longer. Then you're in luck because 68 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:34,799 longer. Then you're in luck because 69 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:36,710 longer. Then you're in luck because politicians everywhere are getting into 70 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:36,720 politicians everywhere are getting into 71 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,190 politicians everywhere are getting into the podcast game. Take Tim Burchett, 72 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:39,200 the podcast game. Take Tim Burchett, 73 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,950 the podcast game. Take Tim Burchett, Republican congressman and king of the 74 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:40,960 Republican congressman and king of the 75 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,670 Republican congressman and king of the hill character who 76 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:43,680 hill character who 77 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,149 hill character who I'm sure has a podcast that delivers the 78 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:46,159 I'm sure has a podcast that delivers the 79 00:01:46,159 --> 00:01:48,950 I'm sure has a podcast that delivers the gravitas and stature worthy of a US 80 00:01:48,950 --> 00:01:48,960 gravitas and stature worthy of a US 81 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,469 gravitas and stature worthy of a US congressman. 82 00:01:50,469 --> 00:01:50,479 congressman. 83 00:01:50,479 --> 00:01:51,910 congressman. >> Welcome back to another episode of 84 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:51,920 >> Welcome back to another episode of 85 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,710 >> Welcome back to another episode of Tennessee Talks. Today I'm very much 86 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:54,720 Tennessee Talks. Today I'm very much 87 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,870 Tennessee Talks. Today I'm very much honored to be joined by my good friend 88 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:56,880 honored to be joined by my good friend 89 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,270 honored to be joined by my good friend Bobby Aloway who owns Aloway's Hot Rod 90 00:01:59,270 --> 00:01:59,280 Bobby Aloway who owns Aloway's Hot Rod 91 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,870 Bobby Aloway who owns Aloway's Hot Rod Shop. 92 00:02:02,870 --> 00:02:02,880 93 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,789 >> What? The Bobby Aloway, 94 00:02:06,789 --> 00:02:06,799 >> What? The Bobby Aloway, 95 00:02:06,799 --> 00:02:10,309 >> What? The Bobby Aloway, the owner of ALOWAY'S HOT ROD SHOP. OH, 96 00:02:10,309 --> 00:02:10,319 the owner of ALOWAY'S HOT ROD SHOP. OH, 97 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:13,110 the owner of ALOWAY'S HOT ROD SHOP. OH, NO WAY. Burch can top that. 98 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:13,120 NO WAY. Burch can top that. 99 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,430 NO WAY. Burch can top that. >> East Tennessee native, my good buddy 100 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:15,440 >> East Tennessee native, my good buddy 101 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,430 >> East Tennessee native, my good buddy Randall Turkey McNe turkey. Thank you, 102 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:17,440 Randall Turkey McNe turkey. Thank you, 103 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,390 Randall Turkey McNe turkey. Thank you, brother, for being here. 104 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:18,400 brother, for being here. 105 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,190 brother, for being here. >> Well, thank you. 106 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:19,200 >> Well, thank you. 107 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,030 >> Well, thank you. >> Appreciate you so much. It sounds 108 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:21,040 >> Appreciate you so much. It sounds 109 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:21,910 >> Appreciate you so much. It sounds pleasure having be. 110 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:21,920 pleasure having be. 111 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,869 pleasure having be. >> Yes, sir. And we got here Tater, his boy 112 00:02:24,869 --> 00:02:24,879 >> Yes, sir. And we got here Tater, his boy 113 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:29,270 >> Yes, sir. And we got here Tater, his boy is with us. 114 00:02:29,270 --> 00:02:29,280 115 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:34,150 >> Oh my. You got TURKEY AND TATER. 116 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:34,160 >> Oh my. You got TURKEY AND TATER. 117 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,150 >> Oh my. You got TURKEY AND TATER. DID THEIR BOY GREEN BEAN casserole have 118 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:36,160 DID THEIR BOY GREEN BEAN casserole have 119 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,589 DID THEIR BOY GREEN BEAN casserole have a SCHEDULING CONFLICT? WHAT? I have so 120 00:02:39,589 --> 00:02:39,599 a SCHEDULING CONFLICT? WHAT? I have so 121 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:42,949 a SCHEDULING CONFLICT? WHAT? I have so many qu What is going on here? Okay, why 122 00:02:42,949 --> 00:02:42,959 many qu What is going on here? Okay, why 123 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:45,030 many qu What is going on here? Okay, why is the guy in the suit in the lawn chair 124 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:45,040 is the guy in the suit in the lawn chair 125 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,190 is the guy in the suit in the lawn chair and Tater and Turkey are in the highback 126 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:47,200 and Tater and Turkey are in the highback 127 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,750 and Tater and Turkey are in the highback leather chairs? By the way, I love the 128 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:49,760 leather chairs? By the way, I love the 129 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,350 leather chairs? By the way, I love the wide shot. The camera guy's like, "Hey, 130 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:51,360 wide shot. The camera guy's like, "Hey, 131 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,710 wide shot. The camera guy's like, "Hey, you want me to crop out their bare 132 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:52,720 you want me to crop out their bare 133 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:56,550 you want me to crop out their bare feet?" No, no, no, no, no. Stay wide. 134 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:56,560 feet?" No, no, no, no, no. Stay wide. 135 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,229 feet?" No, no, no, no, no. Stay wide. People come for the tater, but they stay 136 00:02:58,229 --> 00:02:58,239 People come for the tater, but they stay 137 00:02:58,239 --> 00:03:02,710 People come for the tater, but they stay for the toes. 138 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:02,720 139 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:08,070 BUT 140 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:08,080 141 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,149 Republicans aren't the only ones racking 142 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:10,159 Republicans aren't the only ones racking 143 00:03:10,159 --> 00:03:12,470 Republicans aren't the only ones racking up tens of listeners on the internet. 144 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:12,480 up tens of listeners on the internet. 145 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,309 up tens of listeners on the internet. The Democrats have their own lightning 146 00:03:14,309 --> 00:03:14,319 The Democrats have their own lightning 147 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:17,110 The Democrats have their own lightning in a bottle. Andy Basher, the governor 148 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:17,120 in a bottle. Andy Basher, the governor 149 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,990 in a bottle. Andy Basher, the governor from my home state of Kentucky. Make me 150 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:20,000 from my home state of Kentucky. Make me 151 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,509 from my home state of Kentucky. Make me proud, Andy. 152 00:03:21,509 --> 00:03:21,519 proud, Andy. 153 00:03:21,519 --> 00:03:23,750 proud, Andy. >> Hello everybody and welcome to the Andy 154 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:23,760 >> Hello everybody and welcome to the Andy 155 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,630 >> Hello everybody and welcome to the Andy Basher podcast. This is our pilot and 156 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:26,640 Basher podcast. This is our pilot and 157 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,190 Basher podcast. This is our pilot and first episode. To make sure that we 158 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:29,200 first episode. To make sure that we 159 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,750 first episode. To make sure that we provide that real show for you, we've 160 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:31,760 provide that real show for you, we've 161 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,229 provide that real show for you, we've made some ground rules. Uh we call them 162 00:03:34,229 --> 00:03:34,239 made some ground rules. Uh we call them 163 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:36,710 made some ground rules. Uh we call them the cast rules. Number one, be 164 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:36,720 the cast rules. Number one, be 165 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,589 the cast rules. Number one, be authentic. You be you, boo. 166 00:03:39,589 --> 00:03:39,599 authentic. You be you, boo. 167 00:03:39,599 --> 00:03:42,470 authentic. You be you, boo. >> Oh. 168 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:42,480 >> Oh. 169 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,190 >> Oh. Oh god, you broke the rule while telling 170 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:45,200 Oh god, you broke the rule while telling 171 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,589 Oh god, you broke the rule while telling US THE RULE. 172 00:03:47,589 --> 00:03:47,599 US THE RULE. 173 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:50,149 US THE RULE. >> OH, nothing is less authentic than you 174 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:50,159 >> OH, nothing is less authentic than you 175 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:52,550 >> OH, nothing is less authentic than you calling someone boo. 176 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:52,560 calling someone boo. 177 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,550 calling someone boo. That's a word for black women and gay 178 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:54,560 That's a word for black women and gay 179 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:58,390 That's a word for black women and gay men in 2011. 180 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:58,400 men in 2011. 181 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,149 men in 2011. Why can't you just talk like a real 182 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:00,159 Why can't you just talk like a real 183 00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:01,350 Why can't you just talk like a real human being? 184 00:04:01,350 --> 00:04:01,360 human being? 185 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,990 human being? >> Number two, talk like a real human 186 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:04,000 >> Number two, talk like a real human 187 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,509 >> Number two, talk like a real human being. 188 00:04:05,509 --> 00:04:05,519 being. 189 00:04:05,519 --> 00:04:09,270 being. >> YES. YES. DO THAT. SHOW US you can do 190 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:09,280 >> YES. YES. DO THAT. SHOW US you can do 191 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:13,270 >> YES. YES. DO THAT. SHOW US you can do that. Now is the time for my Kentucky 192 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:13,280 that. Now is the time for my Kentucky 193 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,830 that. Now is the time for my Kentucky accent, where I talk about things that 194 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:15,840 accent, where I talk about things that 195 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,870 accent, where I talk about things that are going on that just aren't right or 196 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:18,880 are going on that just aren't right or 197 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:24,629 are going on that just aren't right or in my accent that just ain't right. 198 00:04:24,629 --> 00:04:24,639 199 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,230 You people thought Kentucky didn't have 200 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:26,240 You people thought Kentucky didn't have 201 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,510 You people thought Kentucky didn't have robot technology. 202 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:29,520 robot technology. 203 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,710 robot technology. >> Andy, you're the most popular Democratic 204 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:32,720 >> Andy, you're the most popular Democratic 205 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,790 >> Andy, you're the most popular Democratic governor in the country. People love 206 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:34,800 governor in the country. People love 207 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,430 governor in the country. People love you. I am begging you, end your podcast 208 00:04:37,430 --> 00:04:37,440 you. I am begging you, end your podcast 209 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:47,430 you. I am begging you, end your podcast before people discover your podcast. 210 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:47,440 211 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,510 >> Finally, let's move on from someone with 212 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:49,520 >> Finally, let's move on from someone with 213 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:55,749 >> Finally, let's move on from someone with no riz to someone with no riz. Ted Cruz. 214 00:04:55,749 --> 00:04:55,759 215 00:04:55,759 --> 00:04:58,230 >> He hosts the most popular podcast by a 216 00:04:58,230 --> 00:04:58,240 >> He hosts the most popular podcast by a 217 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,469 >> He hosts the most popular podcast by a Republican and it's got everything you 218 00:05:00,469 --> 00:05:00,479 Republican and it's got everything you 219 00:05:00,479 --> 00:05:02,629 Republican and it's got everything you never wanted. When I was in high school, 220 00:05:02,629 --> 00:05:02,639 never wanted. When I was in high school, 221 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,550 never wanted. When I was in high school, my like first date that I would take 222 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:04,560 my like first date that I would take 223 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,469 my like first date that I would take girls on was to James Coney Island, 224 00:05:06,469 --> 00:05:06,479 girls on was to James Coney Island, 225 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:06,870 girls on was to James Coney Island, right? 226 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:06,880 right? 227 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,990 right? >> And get like chili cheese dogs because I 228 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:10,000 >> And get like chili cheese dogs because I 229 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,270 >> And get like chili cheese dogs because I I can't stand people who are 230 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:11,280 I can't stand people who are 231 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,710 I can't stand people who are pretentious. And it's impossible to be 232 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:12,720 pretentious. And it's impossible to be 233 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,390 pretentious. And it's impossible to be pretentious when you've got like cheese 234 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:14,400 pretentious when you've got like cheese 235 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,710 pretentious when you've got like cheese dribbling down your shirt. 236 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:18,720 237 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,310 >> Well, Ted, your shirt might have been 238 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:20,320 >> Well, Ted, your shirt might have been 239 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,070 >> Well, Ted, your shirt might have been wet, but I promise you your date was 240 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:22,080 wet, but I promise you your date was 241 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:30,070 wet, but I promise you your date was not. 242 00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:30,080 243 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,749 Honey, no girl's going to go to second 244 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:31,759 Honey, no girl's going to go to second 245 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:33,270 Honey, no girl's going to go to second base with you when they just watch you 246 00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:33,280 base with you when they just watch you 247 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:38,790 base with you when they just watch you go to third base with your hot dog. 248 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:38,800 249 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,790 >> But if you thought hearing Ted Cruz talk 250 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:40,800 >> But if you thought hearing Ted Cruz talk 251 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,110 >> But if you thought hearing Ted Cruz talk was insufferable, wait till you hear him 252 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:43,120 was insufferable, wait till you hear him 253 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:43,670 was insufferable, wait till you hear him sing, 254 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:43,680 sing, 255 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:48,230 sing, >> "A man's got a heart, hasn't he?" Joking 256 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:48,240 >> "A man's got a heart, hasn't he?" Joking 257 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,990 >> "A man's got a heart, hasn't he?" Joking apart, 258 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:50,000 apart, 259 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,790 apart, hasn't he? Can a fellow be a villain all 260 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:52,800 hasn't he? Can a fellow be a villain all 261 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,310 hasn't he? Can a fellow be a villain all his life? 262 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:54,320 his life? 263 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,350 his life? >> All the trials. 264 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:55,360 >> All the trials. 265 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,110 >> All the trials. >> I now I'm not worried about you to 266 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:57,120 >> I now I'm not worried about you to 267 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,310 >> I now I'm not worried about you to retire. I know what you're going 268 00:05:58,310 --> 00:05:58,320 retire. I know what you're going 269 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,830 retire. I know what you're going >> to settle down and get myself a wife 270 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:01,840 >> to settle down and get myself a wife 271 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,189 >> to settle down and get myself a wife >> and uh 272 00:06:03,189 --> 00:06:03,199 >> and uh 273 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:03,990 >> and uh >> you remember it. 274 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:04,000 >> you remember it. 275 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,070 >> you remember it. >> Wife will cook and sew for you and come 276 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:06,080 >> Wife will cook and sew for you and come 277 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,990 >> Wife will cook and sew for you and come for you and GO FOR YOU AND GO FOR YOU 278 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:08,000 for you and GO FOR YOU AND GO FOR YOU 279 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,390 for you and GO FOR YOU AND GO FOR YOU AND NAG AT YOU. THE FINGER SHE WILL WAG 280 00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:10,400 AND NAG AT YOU. THE FINGER SHE WILL WAG 281 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,070 AND NAG AT YOU. THE FINGER SHE WILL WAG AT YOU. 282 00:06:14,070 --> 00:06:14,080 283 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,590 >> Thanks for coming in. But we're going to 284 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:15,600 >> Thanks for coming in. But we're going to 285 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,309 >> Thanks for coming in. But we're going to go in a different direction. 286 00:06:18,309 --> 00:06:18,319 go in a different direction. 287 00:06:18,319 --> 00:06:23,670 go in a different direction. Thank you. You can go. You can go. 288 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:23,680 289 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,909 I love how his co-host was like, "Okay, 290 00:06:25,909 --> 00:06:25,919 I love how his co-host was like, "Okay, 291 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,590 I love how his co-host was like, "Okay, that was good. You can stop now. Oh, 292 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:27,600 that was good. You can stop now. Oh, 293 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,270 that was good. You can stop now. Oh, there's more. There's more. Okay, let's 294 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:29,280 there's more. There's more. Okay, let's 295 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,469 there's more. There's more. Okay, let's settle in. I just know karaoke bars put 296 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:32,479 settle in. I just know karaoke bars put 297 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,230 settle in. I just know karaoke bars put up photos of Ted Cruz the way grocery 298 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:34,240 up photos of Ted Cruz the way grocery 299 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,909 up photos of Ted Cruz the way grocery stores put up pictures of shoplifters. 300 00:06:37,909 --> 00:06:37,919 stores put up pictures of shoplifters. 301 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:40,070 stores put up pictures of shoplifters. So, look, the midterms are only a few 302 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:40,080 So, look, the midterms are only a few 303 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,070 So, look, the midterms are only a few months away. If you're a politician 304 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:42,080 months away. If you're a politician 305 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,749 months away. If you're a politician looking to reach people and think you 306 00:06:43,749 --> 00:06:43,759 looking to reach people and think you 307 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:46,550 looking to reach people and think you need to start a podcast, don't. Please 308 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:46,560 need to start a podcast, don't. Please 309 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,590 need to start a podcast, don't. Please don't. Just don't. Okay? Go out and 310 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:49,600 don't. Just don't. Okay? Go out and 311 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,230 don't. Just don't. Okay? Go out and connect with voters. Talk to people. And 312 00:06:52,230 --> 00:06:52,240 connect with voters. Talk to people. And 313 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,790 connect with voters. Talk to people. And above all, don't forget 314 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:54,800 above all, don't forget 315 00:06:54,800 --> 00:07:04,309 above all, don't forget >> talk like a real human being. 316 00:07:04,309 --> 00:07:04,319 317 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:08,520 >> Couldn't have said it better myself. 26792

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.