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You're late for our interview.

We have this scheduled.

Okay, you can watch the video. Thank
you, thank you so much. I am an expert

infidelity settlements.

In fact, why don't you come over here
and I'll show you some of the cases I've

won. Um, it's like I have to write about
the irony in Romeo and Juliet and I

just don't get it. What's ironic about
it?

Wouldn't it be ironic if I taught you a
little something about her then?

Who are you?

Who sent you?

I'm at the DA office.

I came here to interview you.

Just in my office. Do you know where you
are? I only cared about, you know,

like, having sex with girls.

I'm sorry.

I must have just gotten distracted.

I'm just here to fight for what you
want.

Don't you want me?

Yeah. Yeah.

I can't believe it.

Nobody says nothing.

But right now, according to every camera
in this room, you're my lesbian lover.

There's a lot of lesbian love. Yeah.

What's your problem with that?

Cheers.

I fucking missed it.

Hi, yes, you just tried reaching a
Bella?

Yes, I am the fashion writer.

Oh, okay, you were interested in me
doing a piece for you.

With... Sandy?

I can't believe this. Oh, no, yes, I
know everything about her.

Oh, yes, I have a pen and paper.

I know you don't understand how
unbelievable this is.

Yes, 3 p .m.

I'll be there early, I promise.

Yes, I will have the peace for you as
soon as possible.

Thank you so, so, so, so, so much.

Yes, have a nice day.

Are you not good for anything?

Hi, I'm Abella.

Yes, you're late for our interview.

I'm late for my fashion show tonight.

But we have this scheduled today.

I have to get ready, honey. I've been
dying to meet you. Please.

Okay, you can watch me getting ready.
Thank you. Thank you so much.

Definitely tell me, how did you get
started in fashion?

Oh honey, I was the fucking best, most
beautiful model when I was younger, you

know? I was with Pudding all the time,
with my gorgeous girlfriend, traveling

the world.

Okay.

And, you know, what was your main
inspiration when you decided to design

yourself?

Inspiration? Oh.

I only cared about, you know, like,
having sex with girls. Nothing else.

that was my inspiration to as many as i
can oh okay and um

what things do you look for in your
models the only thing i care about that

have to be open -minded and just do
whatever it takes uh -huh and what

exactly does that entail

Take my shoes off.

Yes ma 'am.

Designer shoes, you like them?

I love them.

You gotta work hard for that.

I'm feeling a bit sick.

I like it.

I just use shoes though.

So tell me about your new sweater
collection.

Did you decide cashmere as a throwback
or?

Cashmere just reminded me to the fucking
amazing night with this beautiful

model. And we were doing exercise and
she was wearing my cashmere. Yeah,

all I care about. It comes with fabric.

Okay. And what about the neckline?

They seem to be really plunging this
season.

Yeah, the deeper the better.

Any particular reason?

Obviously.

The only reason is that I want to see
their boobs.

Okay.

So, American pop culture has recently
embraced...

Curvy or girls, have you adjusted to
that trend of your life?

Yeah, actually, I love my girls curvy. I
love big bucks.

Just like yours.

Could you let me just take this?

Sure.

Do you know?

Yeah. You know, I could open doors for
you, for sure.

Can you just go lower?

Yeah.

Take your clothes off.

What?

Just take your clothes off. I can't.
Just take my clothes off.

Nobody says nothing.

Okay.

I'm not really used to being naked
around girls like this. Oh, perfect.

The more shy, the better.

It's more challenging.

Okay.

Whoa!

I'm really not sure this is
professional.

Never say no to me.

Never say no to you. Okay.

I really rather appreciate me for my
mind rather than my butt.

You're funny.

You're a funny girl.

What do I do now?

Hello?

Make sure you do a good job. I gotta
look slow.

Don't miss a spot.

There we

go

girl.

Lord, kiss me.

You know, you're kind of an inspiration.

Actually, the entire reason I got into
fashion... I don't wear anything except

for you, so... I noticed that.

But I can help you with that. I can get
you some designer clothes.

The ones you came in were just not...
Full!

I just really didn't want to fangirl or
seem too eager or anything.

I'll get used to that, don't worry.

I didn't want to be overbearing.

I'm really just happy I get to interview
you.

Show me how happy you are.

Lower.

Just brush it lower.

Lower.

I can't, I would be under the water.

Okay.

Lower, lower, and lower.

I really shouldn't be doing this.

You should be doing whatever I tell you
to do.

I just have a boyfriend and... Is your
boyfriend a famous designer?

No. Is he even a model?

No. Then he's no one.

Okay.

But that's the best way to get to know
someone.

If you really want to know something
about me, this is where I am.

Are you willing to do whatever it takes?

Yes I have a promise.

We're going to get your interview
published in the best magazine.

You're going to be so famous.

We're going to take you out to the best
clubs now.

We're going to make new trucks together.

I'm going to buy you different clothes
and take you on vacation.

I'm gonna show you around in Paris.

Best model too.

Your butt is big enough for my new
collection.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you. What a waste for your
boyfriend.

Mom, I'm back.

Oh, my God. I don't know.

Oh,

my God.

You're eating. I don't feel good.

I'm gonna take you to Rome.

My fingers feel so...

No, no, no. He can help you.

You're so powerful. I am.

Are you very nice to your face?

Yes, I'm creaming up your face.

Holy

Hmm.

Hmm.

Make your bed.

Get yourself ready.

Motherfucker.

I regret this.

Fox Associates, Miss Fox speaking. May I
help you?

Hi, Miss Fox.

My name's Bonnie.

I just found this girl's bra under my
husband's bed, and I'm

ready to leave him.

You've made the right choice. I'm an
infidelity settlement expert.

So go on.

I found her bra. I found her bra under
this fucking bed.

I have proof right here.

Okay. Just take a deep breath and relax
for me.

You made the right phone call.

And trust me when I say this. You
deserve a lot more.

And he's a musician.

He's a multi -platinum musician.

I want to take everything that he has.

What he did to you is unfair and you
should never get away with that.

Thank you.

No, I don't fucking deserve that. Fuck
him. We're going to clean him out.

Do you have availability today?

Yeah, yeah. Just let me clean myself up
and get dressed and I'll come see you

right away.

Okay, that would be great. I would like
for you to come in for a consultation as

soon as possible.

Okay, thank you, Mrs. Fox.

Okay, great. Perfect. I'll see you
shortly, then.

You cheated on the wrong fucking person.

It must be Bonnie.

Please come in. Go ahead and have a
seat.

Hi.

So, Bonnie, thank you so much for
meeting me today.

Thank you for meeting me on such short
notice.

Oh, you're very welcome. It's my
pleasure.

So let's go ahead and get started.

Why don't you tell me a little bit about
your situation?

Well, we've been married for five years,
and I've caught him cheating five

times.

I met him at a show about five years ago
when he was on tour, and I ended up

hooking up with him, and we were
together ever since.

Of course, I just fell in love, and he
told me that he loved me and I was the

only girl for him.

Da -da -da -da -da, but we get married,
and not even a week after our honeymoon,

I come home to find him in bed with
another girl.

So you said he was caught in bed with
another woman one week after marriage?

Yeah, about one week.

Okay.

Go on.

And then nine months after that, I
caught him texting my best friend, and

had been hooking up for months behind my
back.

Your best friend? My best friend.

So you said nine months, so that was
repeated

infidelity. Yeah, he was seeing her
pretty frequently. I came to find out.

Oh, frequently. Would you say that's a
week, a couple months, several times a

week? I think several times a week for a
couple months, maybe three months.

Go on.

Yeah, he was good for about a year
before I was out of town and I

came home and I found him with my little
sister, my 18 -year -old sister.

And so I haven't spoken to her since.

Just to get this correct, you caught him
a year later with your

sister, a member of your family?

Yeah, my own baby sister.

Okay. And would you say that was
repeated with her or that was a one

situation? I hope it was only one time.

Oh, okay. So you only know that one time
with your family member.

And I haven't spoken to her since.

Oh, wow.

So this is quite a case here. It's
serious. It damaged your relationship

member of your family.

And I lost my best friend and I lost my
little sister.

And that's not even the last of it.

I came home, and I could not find him
anywhere. I was freaking out. I knew

something was wrong. So I went around to
my neighbor's house, and I caught him

with my elderly neighbor.

So you caught him with your neighbor,
who happens to be elderly. And what

you say, define elderly?

Does she have an age? She's like fucking
70. She has dentures.

What?

70? He cheated on you with a...

70 year old with dentures. A beautiful
woman like yourself.

You're gorgeous.

I just don't know what's wrong with him.
I can't understand why he can't just

keep it in his fucking pants.

Wow.

I'm really glad you came in here today.
Because you deserve a lot more than what

you are actually ever getting from this
person.

Okay?

Before even going any further, do you
have... any evidence of his infidelity.

Yes, I have the proof right here.

I don't know what that is. What?

It's a bra and a plastic bag.

So you found intimate wear in a plastic
bag under your bed?

Well, I only found the bra under the bed
and I put it in a plastic bag to

preserve fingerprints.

On a bra.

I'll get my detective right on that.

Look, from what I see here and from the
notes I've been taking, you have an

opening shot case.

We are going to take him to the cleaner.

You deserve so much more than that.

But before I can even go any further, I
need to know, have you had any

infidelity on your part? And I'm talking
any time with a female.

Like kissing.

No.

Not even one kiss?

Not even one kiss. I've never been with
a girl. Have you ever had a threesome or

messed around with him and another
woman?

No, I'm not into that.

Well, he always asked me to, but I was
never into it.

Hmm, okay.

What does this have to do with him
cheating on me?

establishing a little foreground, a
little, you know, background data so

when we go into the judge, we have a
very solid case.

I mean, from the outside of here, it
looks great, but, you know, I am an

at getting the settlements for my
client, okay?

There are a couple ways that people do
get divorced.

One, you have irreconcilable
differences, and on the other, you have

Now, on the first, that is when two
people do not get along.

And in that case, the judge is simply
going to split the assets 50 -50. That's

what his judgment is going to be.

Now, on the other hand, on infidelity,
that is where you are going to walk away

with everything.

He will be lucky if he has two pennies
to rub against each other when we are

finished with him.

When I'm done with him.

Do you understand?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Very good.

Okay, okay, this is great. This is
great.

So you're telling me you've had success
with cases with women like me who've

been cheated on?

Absolutely. I am an expert at infidelity
settlements. In fact, why don't you

come over here and I'll show you some of
the cases I've won.

So as you can see here, I was able to
get this woman $530 million.

Wow, $530 million?

Yeah. All her husband was was a
financial officer.

Like taking candy from a baby.

And then you see this woman here. I was
able to get her $874 million.

Wow. Yeah.

Yeah, poor woman. She was amazing to
work with, but certainly not as

as you.

And then, let's go down a little
further. This woman got $995 million.

Yeah, I remember that case really well.
She was quite upset.

That's insane. I can't even fathom that
amount of money.

You'd be amazed what I can do.

And then...

You see here, this woman, great
accomplishment, $1 .2 billion.

Billion?

Billion. As in eight zeros.

Billion with a B?

With a B, yes. Billion with a B.

Mm -hmm.

So this woman, one of my greatest
accomplishments so far, is $2 .5

$2 .5 billion.

Do you know what I could do with that
money? I would never have to work again.

would never have to lift a finger.

Exactly. My point.

So, as you can see here, my track record
is very, very good. And all my female

clients come out very, very happy.

Very much like yourself will be.

So, would you like me to show you some
more of my other cases?

Well, I definitely think that you're the
woman to do the job.

I'm definitely the woman to do the job.

But, I mean, do you touch all your
clients like this?

Look, men are just scum. They're just
worthless.

They're just taking up our oxygen and
taking up our time when we don't need

in our lives.

You know, I prefer the company of women.

You know, at a time like this...

While a woman's coming through divorce,
they tend to seek out the attention and

the company of another woman.

I don't know. I've never been with a
woman.

Well, you're so beautiful, and you have
beautiful hair,

and it smells so good.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

And you know, I'm a very powerful woman
that can really help you out.

So you like the company of other women?

Um, not really.

What about a woman that can help you and
be in the position to help you?

Get you what you want?

I mean, like a woman like me?

Just so you know, divorce can be very
nasty.

And things get a little dirty in the
courtroom.

And I need to know, do you have what it
takes to win?

I've never kissed a girl before.

Well, I guess it's time to be on those
boundaries.

You know, I'm still married.

He's a scumbag.

I've never cheated on anyone before.

You're not cheating on anybody.

But I'm still married.

Not for long.

It's strange to kiss a woman.

Broaden your horizon.

Relax.

I've got this all in my hands.

That feels good.

Okay.

Do your husband ever touch your breasts
like that?

No.

Did your husband ever touch your breasts
like that? I admire your beauty, your

beautiful skin, those beautiful lips,
perfect breath.

When's the last time you felt
appreciated?

It's been a long time.

Are you sure we should be doing this?
Nobody's going to walk in.

It's my firm, and everyone knows not to
interrupt me during a meeting.

I'm sure he never has.

Men have no idea how to appreciate a
woman

and all of her beauty inside and out.

They have no clue how to get a good
woman off, how to give her a real

orgasm.

All they do is take up space.

Whatever it takes.

Yeah? Yeah.

Anything and everything?

Anything. And you'll listen to me and
everything I want?

I'll listen to you.

That scumbag has been yours.

Because that's what I fucking do. I take
them out of everything I have. And I

take it from mine.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I can't let that dog share all
everything.

He's going to wish he'd never, ever met
me.

The day he even decided to cheat on you.

Yeah, he is.

That's right.

Believe that, don't you?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. We're gonna make him
wish he was never born.

We're gonna make that motherfucker pay
for what he did.

Mm -hmm.

What a fucking moron.

You think I'm beautiful?

Let me get ready to devour you.

He really shouldn't have thought about
it when he gave up.

That's because you've been wasting your
time with men.

Straighten your leg out for me. Leave it
fall.

Much more comfortable that way, huh?

Like your husband should have been
writing you.

Outside the mosque, the sadis were in
disarray?

What?

He became a champion of Agen?

What?

The attempt to take over Cariel
following the parade grounding killings

that Dr.

Matthews told me about.

my professors gave me your number and
said that you were a great student and

that maybe you might be able to tutor me
in some stuff.

I have this report due on a book and I'm
totally not getting it.

Okay.

6 o 'clock? That would be great.

That would be great.

Okay. Then I can do a list to you at 6 o
'clock.

Awesome. I'll text you my address. Thank
you so much. I'll just be here trying

to figure it out until then.

Okay. Wonderful.

See you soon.

Okay. Bye -bye.

Great. So what do you want to start?

I have a test on Shakespeare tomorrow.

Great. Shakespeare.

Actually, I've been working on my
postgraduate thesis on English

So you're in great hands.

So what are you working on exactly?

Um, it's like I have to write about the
irony in Romeo and Juliet, and I just

don't get it. What's ironic about it?

I think the most obvious irony in that
story is the fact that Romeo took his

life in vain, right? He didn't know that
Juliet was indeed still alive when he

took his own life.

And there lies the irony in that, you
know.

I can see that.

Wouldn't it be admonished if I taught
you a little something about me?

Are you alright?

Um, I'm sorry. I must have just got
distracted.

Okay, moving on.

So the next example of the irony in this
tragedy would be the fact that

Mercutio, in being Romeo's good friend,
went to battle for him,

right?

And in doing so, He didn't realize that
he was battling his lover's cousin,

making the feud that much bigger and
their love that much more

impossible.

So the irony is just that. He made their
love impossible.

Hmm. I get that.

Yeah.

Sometimes you have to fight for what you
want, Ellen.

Don't you want me?

Yeah. Yeah.

distracted again.

Okay. So, moving on, the third example
of irony

in this tragedy is the fact that their
families ultimately reconciled at the

end. So they could have been together,
but they died instead.

Unnecessarily.

Hmm. I get that part now.

Yeah, the real irony.

It's supposed to be dead.

Do you want to touch it, Ellen?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So nice.

It feels amazing.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Uh -huh.

I see what's going on.

You've been fantasizing about me the
whole time, haven't you? No, I'm...

Thinking about Romeo and Juliet.

Oh, yeah? Does Romeo and Juliet turn you
on?

Um... No, I'm... I just want to study.

It's okay.

It's okay. You can say you want to fuck.

I'm totally okay with that. No, I mean,
I've never been with a girl. I don't...

Oh, yeah? You've never been with a girl?

No. I can teach you some more.

Teach you?

Um... Teach you about sex?

I don't know about the girl.

Kiss me off.

Kiss you? Kiss me off.

Are you sure about this?

You can tell you want me, Ella.

You can tell you were fantasizing me.

And I can give you what you want.

Your fantasy comes true.

I love you guys so much.

You shouldn't be doing this.

But you want to be.

Don't you, Alice?

Do you like the salad?

Yeah.

It's okay.

Feel on it.

It's nice and soft, isn't it?

It's really soft.

You like that?

I like it.

You make my pussy wet.

You wanna?

Yeah.

You ride your pretty little face so bad.

And that's just where your face is going
to go.

Do you like that?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you so much for meeting me today.
Thank you for having me. I've got to

tell you, I'm so happy to have you on
the team.

So happy.

Your resume is just glowing.

Thank you.

And just so you know, I consider you the
bright, shining star of the internship

program. Don't say that. It's such an
honor. Thank you so much for sitting

with me. This is amazing.

It's my pleasure.

So, can you tell me anything about the
case?

Oh, yes. Yes, absolutely.

Do you watch The Noob?

Yeah, okay, good.

Have you heard of Biggie DeVille?

The mobster Biggie DeVille?

Yes, Biggie DeVille, the mobster who's
been terrorizing L .A. for the last five

years. Yeah.

Finally going to be able to get him
behind bars.

I need you to do a complete
psychological evaluation on her so that

testimony will result in his conviction.

Well, I mean, I'm honored. Like I said,
I can do this. I know I'm the right

person for the job. Like, I'm sure you
will be.

I'll be looking forward to your report
in my email.

Perfect. Thank you.

Who

are

you? Who sent you?

Let me know.

I'm with the VA office.

I came here to interview you.

Just... Stay in my house. Do you know
where you are?

There's cameras everywhere.

Quick.

I'm going to get down.

Is everything okay?

Shut up.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Were you followed?

I didn't know I was followed.

Followed? Followed? Were you followed? I
don't think so.

Oh, my God. I don't think so. You were
followed. You were followed. You were

followed. You were followed.

Oh, my God.

This is a really nice house you have.

God, shut up about the house!

Do you not know what bug means?

Do you know how many people in this city
want me dead?

Where did you get those?

Seriously, your birthday?

Just sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. What do
you want anyway?

Why are you here?

The... The A sent me.

I'm here to do your... A psychological
evaluation.

My psychological evaluation?

I'm the one for you guys. And you're
here to give me a psychological

You're supposed to be from... I mean,
I'm just a student. I mean...

Don't utter one more word. They've sent

me... My therapist told me to breathe.

They've sent me a student.

Well, I mean, I'm in... In the
internship.

In the internship.

That is perfection.

Aren't you darling? A student in the
internship.

Well, guess what? You're involved now.

This room may not be bugged, but you
better believe there are cameras on

corner and we need an alibi.

Every single camera in this home so you
come into my bedroom dressed like a

Walmart cop.

I mean, maybe I should just leave.

Like, I don't really think... It's way
too late for leaving.

Aggressive.

Probably nuts. Is that even a
professional term?

Probably nuts.

Guess what?

As of right now, according to every
camera in this room, you're my lesbian

lover. There's a lot of lesbian love.

On camera, you're a lesbian. What do you
mean I'm on camera? You look nervous.

I'm an honor student.

Oh, don't you look pretty?

My new lesbian lover.

Not a cop.

I'm not a lesbian. On camera.

No, no, no.

It's up to you.

After all, you already have your clothes
off and you look pretty.

She's damn willing to meet in love, of
course.

You want to go now and get, you know,
shot before you reach your car, cop.

Tell me more about being a student.

I mean, this is my first job. I'm going
to get fired. I mean, you're not going

to get fired. You'll probably get a
raise.

I'll die.

You've infiltrated Biggie DeVille's
wife.

I'll be famous.

You are yummy.

I mean, I've never done this. I think
you're moving way too fast. Can you just

slow down?

You're a virgin?

Tell me again. You can never.

Ever been tasted by a woman?

I mean, I just never... Whoa.

Whoa.

Open your mouth, little girl.

Yummy, I'm taking you into witness
protection with me.

I mean, if this gets back, I'm gonna get
fired. I mean... You can get fired.

I mean, what are they gonna think about
me?

I think you're not dead.

I think you're a very motivated, hands
-on kind of

officer.

Am I going to walk in here?

Who knows?

I don't think it happened.

Just relax.

Your nipples tell me you look... I get
home.

I don't feel like we should be doing
this.

Your blower cover.

What cover?

Your cover.

My husband doesn't really like cops.

You start looking a lot more lesbian and
I'm a lot less

prude.

Yeah? I don't need to be doing this. I
feel like I'm going to get in trouble

with someone.

You do need to be doing this.

Because you don't have no trouble until
you've met one.

What

do

we have here?

I think I need to keep them.

I've never done this before. I mean,
this is slow.

I'll definitely ease into it.

And I go slow.

Yes, I am going slow.

Nice and slow.

I mean,

are you sure people aren't watching
this?

I'm sure people are watching this.

Biggie loves it when I hook up with
chicks.

It's the only reason you're not going to
be dead later.

my mouth.

than anybody else.

And a dead giveaway is just being a
fake. Sexual encounters, if you don't

immediately eat my ass.

You better do it.

Baby's gonna know.

I mean, what are you gonna do?

Like that? Yeah, no cupping in the day.

That.

Oh, definitely.

Yeah? I mean, well, unless you don't
want to live or whatever. It's up to

I mean, like, maybe we should be using
some, like, barrier protection.

Some sort of barrier protection?

Don't be ridiculous. It would never
work.

Oh, my God.

I need to feel every interaction in my
asshole.

Look over, little one.

This is going to be you for fucking
facing me.

This is going to come on you.

Open that mouth wide.

Come on, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's right, that's right. Let me see
you rub it.

Let me see what you do in that dorm
room.

Yeah, I

do.

I better see you.

Thank you very much.

Oh my God.

I love your cunts on me.

You better make it look good.

Yes, you are.

Yes. Oh, my goodness.

There.

You got to be kidding me.

My little girl.

Fuck me.

Just fucking... Fuck me.

Fuck my pussy.

Thank you.

Ms. Fox?

Hi, Alexis. This is Abby.

The interview went great.

I felt bad for her. She had a really sad
story.

Okay, great. Great. So we can use that
testimony and convict him for life.

I know. I know. We're going to put him
away. I can't wait.

Excellent. Okay.

I'll look forward to that in my report,
then. All right. I'll talk to you later.

Bye.