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Okay, Jenny.

Is there any calls?

No, I haven't really been too busy, but we had a few patients in this morning.

They'll be back.

Later on.

Okay, well, I've got some dictations. Give me my coat.

I'll start on that.

Okay.

Thank you.

I'd like to see the doctor.

Do you have an appointment?

No, I don't need one.

Well, right now he's not busy, so I think he's going to stay. May I have

name, please?

Ms. Tracy Mullen.

Ms. Tracy Mullen.

Yes,

may I help you?

You're Ms.

Mullen. How do you do?

I'm fine.

What's your problem?

I'm not that bad.

Every day I have this little cuckoo bird that comes out about three or four

times a day. A cuckoo bird? A cuckoo bird. It comes out?

It comes out.

It comes out of where, Miss Marlowe?

It's not there.

A little cuckoo bird comes right out of there.

Well, could you step over here?

Let me take a closer look at that.

It comes right out of here.

Right out of the pool?

Right out of the pool. My goodness.

You know I don't see a cuckoo bird.

It comes out every day.

Every day?

Every day.

Why don't you lay on back here and let me...

Take a good close look.

No?

Nurse? Ma 'am? Miss?

Nurse? Can I get one of you girls to help me? Where's the shrink? Can I help

you? Yeah, I need the doctor, ma 'am. Really bad. I gotta see the shrink. Do

have a problem?

Man, do I have a problem? Let me tell you, I got problems, man. I got... I

sleep at night. I smoke a lot. I got, you know, my hands.

I got to see the doctor. Where's the doctor?

Can't you see I'm busy right now? Just stay up late. I'll sit down. You get to

turn. I got to sit down.

Well,

listen, maybe I can help you. Why don't you come around?

All right.

Come on. I want some help. Where's the doctor?

Yeah, I would. That's why I'm here.

Oh, yeah, but the doctor's not in right now. Well, where is he? I want to see

him. He should be back in about two hours now.

Oh, yeah, excuse me, brother.

Hey, baby, I need some help. Where is that shrink?

I know he's hiding somewhere.

I'm talking to this gentleman now. Well, go ahead and talk to him. I need the

doctor. Yeah,

it's about time.

Hey, baby, are you going to help me out or not?

Hey, I'm sorry, but the doctor's not in right now.

Oh, I need help. I don't care where the doctor is.

Oh, that's one of my problems. It keeps the elephant away.

But there aren't elephants that are hundreds of miles.

Yeah, see, it works.

Oh, boy, I think you do need a doctor. Why don't you come around the side? Oh,

yeah, man.

This way?

Right.

Follow me.

All right, where's the doctor at?

Take my clothes off. I came in here to get my head checked, not my... Your

don't worry. Pick up your clothes.

I think my nerves are starting to calm down a little bit now.

I think they're starting to calm down a lot now.

I don't feel too nervous at all, really.

Where's the doctor?

Oh, well, he's out right now. I just thought I'd bag you tranquilizers.

What kind of tranquilizer is this?

Well, we'll play it.

Sure this is going to work, huh?

Oh, certainly. I'm positive it looks like it does.

Well, it looks like it might.

Yeah, what's happened?

Okay, why don't you take off your clothes?

Take my clothes?

That's right.

I'll go for that.

Is this part of the normal treatment?

That's correct.

Very interesting.

Come on, hurry up.

Oh, you've got the idea now.

Maybe I can feel the cuckoo bird.

No, no.

Well, I'm feeling pretty

good. I don't feel the cuckoo bird.

Maybe I can stimulate him to come out.

Why don't we try that?

Right

No,

I don't think so.

um um

Mmm.

Anything? Not yet.

Feels good, though.

What is that?

You say you...

I need it.

I can feel it starting to work.

That's good.

Yes, that has to work.

Oh, now he's got an idea.

This is really good therapy.

Cuckoo birds getting hard.

Hmm.

What is that?

I don't feel nervous at all anymore.

hmm hmm

I think you should try and relax me a bit now.

Oh.

Why don't you put the cuckoo in there?

It's like a reverse psychology.

Instead of the cuckoo bird coming out, have it go in.

Where was Marley?

Cuckoo back home?

Anytime you have any more trouble with your cuckoo, you come back and I'll take

care of it for you.

Thank you, doctor. I sure enjoyed that treatment. It was just what I needed.

Can I make another appointment?

Anytime you'd like.

Anytime?

Anytime. I'm always here, and I'm always ready. All right. Stay standing.

um um

Thank you.

ah um

How do you feel?

My nerves feel a lot better now.

Do you have 20 dollars?

Oh, that treatment?

Oh, for sure.

For sure.

You don't want to come back?

I'll be back.

No way.

See you on Saturday.

Bye.

Ah, Jennifer, come over here and take your matrimonial position.

That's right.

Right up here.

Fine. Beautiful.

Let me see.

Yes.

Still the most beautiful pussy in the whole world.

Let's see if it tastes the same.

Oh yeah.

Wonderful.

Even better today.

You've been taking your vitamins.

Lay down.

You can get a better.

Thank you.

Mm.

Mm.

Now, come over here.

And you can have your lunch.

Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Okay.

Oh. Oh.

um um

hmm um

Let's try and do this together.

That's enough having us.

No.

um um

oh oh

Oh.

How are you feeling?

Well, I'm feeling pretty good.

Do you need the doctor?

No, I don't think so.

Well, that'll be $20.

$20? That's money well spent.

There you go.

Come over.

Okay, then.

Thank you a lot.

Thank you.

Can I call for you? I'll take everything.

Are you kidding?

Hello,

what's happening?

What is the office hours?

I want to make an appointment for my next visit 95 95 good. I'll be back

tomorrow

I can lay down here

Oh, you taste lovely.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, with my hands.

Oh.

Otherwise, that feels great.

Please.

How do I feel now?

I really feel great, man. Like no more elephants you did.

Fabulous.

What a treatment.

Yeah,

but I'm seeing birds.

for this treatment is well worth it.

There you are.

Shall we turn that way? Oh, thank you.

And, uh, we've seen you around.

What

would

make you there?

How much would you cost?

I have money.

And you? Same thing, only taller. 20.

I collected 20.

That's almost $60.

We need more patients here.

Hey, hey, what's happened?

Listen, I'm seeing birds.

What? All kinds of birds, different colors.

Gee, well, the doctor's in now.

Yeah? Yeah, he'll see you. Just come around and solve it.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Take a letter to Dr.

Mineshanker. Dear Dr.

Mineshanker, I saw a real nut today.

I think he's really gone. He's definitely for the birds.

Yes.

Hi, Doc.

Hi. I got a problem.

I'm seeing birds.

I mean, I'm seeing birds, big birds, little birds, birds that fly.

Do you know what I mean?

Oh, yes, sir. I see what you mean.

I think what you need is a little relaxation.

Yeah, that's just what I need. How did you know?

I mean,

I'll give you something here.

You know where the drugstore is right now?

Yeah, I know where the drugstore is. Well, just take this down there and

be $5.

All right, sir.

Doc, if it's all the same to you, I prefer the $20

treatment.