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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,979 --> 00:01:31,899 Okay, Jenny. 2 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:32,900 Is there any calls? 3 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,920 No, I haven't really been too busy, but we had a few patients in this morning. 4 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:38,658 They'll be back. 5 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,619 Later on. 6 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:42,840 Okay, well, I've got some dictations. Give me my coat. 7 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,100 I'll start on that. 8 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,600 Okay. 9 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,300 Thank you. 10 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,120 I'd like to see the doctor. 11 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:57,740 Do you have an appointment? 12 00:01:58,380 --> 00:01:59,380 No, I don't need one. 13 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:03,530 Well, right now he's not busy, so I think he's going to stay. May I have 14 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:04,509 name, please? 15 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:05,910 Ms. Tracy Mullen. 16 00:02:09,350 --> 00:02:10,370 Ms. Tracy Mullen. 17 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:16,550 Yes, 18 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,050 may I help you? 19 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:21,590 You're Ms. 20 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:23,410 Mullen. How do you do? 21 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:24,630 I'm fine. 22 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:26,090 What's your problem? 23 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:27,950 I'm not that bad. 24 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:31,290 Every day I have this little cuckoo bird that comes out about three or four 25 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:34,870 times a day. A cuckoo bird? A cuckoo bird. It comes out? 26 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,110 It comes out. 27 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:38,890 It comes out of where, Miss Marlowe? 28 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:41,490 It's not there. 29 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,470 A little cuckoo bird comes right out of there. 30 00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:47,290 Well, could you step over here? 31 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:51,350 Let me take a closer look at that. 32 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:01,840 It comes right out of here. 33 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:12,280 Right out of the pool? 34 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,980 Right out of the pool. My goodness. 35 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,280 You know I don't see a cuckoo bird. 36 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,000 It comes out every day. 37 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,720 Every day? 38 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,840 Every day. 39 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,060 Why don't you lay on back here and let me... 40 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,820 Take a good close look. 41 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,440 No? 42 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,460 Nurse? Ma 'am? Miss? 43 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:50,560 Nurse? Can I get one of you girls to help me? Where's the shrink? Can I help 44 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:54,240 you? Yeah, I need the doctor, ma 'am. Really bad. I gotta see the shrink. Do 45 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,240 have a problem? 46 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:59,670 Man, do I have a problem? Let me tell you, I got problems, man. I got... I 47 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:03,170 sleep at night. I smoke a lot. I got, you know, my hands. 48 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:05,650 I got to see the doctor. Where's the doctor? 49 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:10,410 Can't you see I'm busy right now? Just stay up late. I'll sit down. You get to 50 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:11,470 turn. I got to sit down. 51 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:13,950 Well, 52 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,550 listen, maybe I can help you. Why don't you come around? 53 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:17,669 All right. 54 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:20,630 Come on. I want some help. Where's the doctor? 55 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:24,570 Yeah, I would. That's why I'm here. 56 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,180 Oh, yeah, but the doctor's not in right now. Well, where is he? I want to see 57 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:30,620 him. He should be back in about two hours now. 58 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:32,840 Oh, yeah, excuse me, brother. 59 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,640 Hey, baby, I need some help. Where is that shrink? 60 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,380 I know he's hiding somewhere. 61 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:42,020 I'm talking to this gentleman now. Well, go ahead and talk to him. I need the 62 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,020 doctor. Yeah, 63 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:44,860 it's about time. 64 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,460 Hey, baby, are you going to help me out or not? 65 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:50,280 Hey, I'm sorry, but the doctor's not in right now. 66 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:53,300 Oh, I need help. I don't care where the doctor is. 67 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:57,780 Oh, that's one of my problems. It keeps the elephant away. 68 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:00,080 But there aren't elephants that are hundreds of miles. 69 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:01,580 Yeah, see, it works. 70 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,640 Oh, boy, I think you do need a doctor. Why don't you come around the side? Oh, 71 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:06,640 yeah, man. 72 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,840 This way? 73 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,200 Right. 74 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:13,340 Follow me. 75 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,040 All right, where's the doctor at? 76 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:21,740 Take my clothes off. I came in here to get my head checked, not my... Your 77 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,380 don't worry. Pick up your clothes. 78 00:05:33,739 --> 00:05:37,140 I think my nerves are starting to calm down a little bit now. 79 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,940 I think they're starting to calm down a lot now. 80 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:54,070 I don't feel too nervous at all, really. 81 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:08,390 Where's the doctor? 82 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:15,750 Oh, well, he's out right now. I just thought I'd bag you tranquilizers. 83 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,870 What kind of tranquilizer is this? 84 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:26,510 Well, we'll play it. 85 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:55,450 Sure this is going to work, huh? 86 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:58,570 Oh, certainly. I'm positive it looks like it does. 87 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,170 Well, it looks like it might. 88 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:17,650 Yeah, what's happened? 89 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:20,410 Okay, why don't you take off your clothes? 90 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:21,730 Take my clothes? 91 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,050 That's right. 92 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:24,770 I'll go for that. 93 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:27,290 Is this part of the normal treatment? 94 00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:28,550 That's correct. 95 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,750 Very interesting. 96 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:44,890 Come on, hurry up. 97 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:46,830 Oh, you've got the idea now. 98 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,220 Maybe I can feel the cuckoo bird. 99 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,240 No, no. 100 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:29,880 Well, I'm feeling pretty 101 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,020 good. I don't feel the cuckoo bird. 102 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,840 Maybe I can stimulate him to come out. 103 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,039 Why don't we try that? 104 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,640 Right 105 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:34,570 No, 106 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:43,630 I don't think so. 107 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,480 um um 108 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:11,800 Mmm. 109 00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,170 Anything? Not yet. 110 00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:16,090 Feels good, though. 111 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,290 What is that? 112 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:41,570 You say you... 113 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,140 I need it. 114 00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:38,940 I can feel it starting to work. 115 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,400 That's good. 116 00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:50,400 Yes, that has to work. 117 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:15,120 Oh, now he's got an idea. 118 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,740 This is really good therapy. 119 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,630 Cuckoo birds getting hard. 120 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,340 Hmm. 121 00:20:57,419 --> 00:21:00,540 What is that? 122 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,880 I don't feel nervous at all anymore. 123 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,620 hmm hmm 124 00:25:27,429 --> 00:25:29,970 I think you should try and relax me a bit now. 125 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:22,740 Oh. 126 00:28:49,610 --> 00:28:52,230 Why don't you put the cuckoo in there? 127 00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,450 It's like a reverse psychology. 128 00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:59,550 Instead of the cuckoo bird coming out, have it go in. 129 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:02,430 Where was Marley? 130 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:17,650 Cuckoo back home? 131 00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:24,210 Anytime you have any more trouble with your cuckoo, you come back and I'll take 132 00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:25,210 care of it for you. 133 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:07,450 Thank you, doctor. I sure enjoyed that treatment. It was just what I needed. 134 00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:09,030 Can I make another appointment? 135 00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:10,650 Anytime you'd like. 136 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:12,230 Anytime? 137 00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:16,370 Anytime. I'm always here, and I'm always ready. All right. Stay standing. 138 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:32,690 um um 139 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,400 Thank you. 140 00:32:38,789 --> 00:32:41,590 ah um 141 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:13,880 How do you feel? 142 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:17,040 My nerves feel a lot better now. 143 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,020 Do you have 20 dollars? 144 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,100 Oh, that treatment? 145 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,580 Oh, for sure. 146 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,800 For sure. 147 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,020 You don't want to come back? 148 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,240 I'll be back. 149 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:37,860 No way. 150 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,860 See you on Saturday. 151 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:41,300 Bye. 152 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,760 Ah, Jennifer, come over here and take your matrimonial position. 153 00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:11,860 That's right. 154 00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:13,260 Right up here. 155 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:15,540 Fine. Beautiful. 156 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:17,580 Let me see. 157 00:34:20,139 --> 00:34:21,139 Yes. 158 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:25,560 Still the most beautiful pussy in the whole world. 159 00:34:34,219 --> 00:34:35,520 Let's see if it tastes the same. 160 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,840 Oh yeah. 161 00:34:40,219 --> 00:34:41,219 Wonderful. 162 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,239 Even better today. 163 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:54,100 You've been taking your vitamins. 164 00:35:17,610 --> 00:35:18,308 Lay down. 165 00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:19,370 You can get a better. 166 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,600 Thank you. 167 00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:54,190 Mm. 168 00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:01,910 Mm. 169 00:37:39,509 --> 00:37:40,950 Now, come over here. 170 00:37:46,790 --> 00:37:48,250 And you can have your lunch. 171 00:38:37,740 --> 00:38:38,740 Ah. 172 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,550 Ah. Ah. 173 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,520 Okay. 174 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,480 Oh. Oh. 175 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,580 um um 176 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,580 hmm um 177 00:44:26,350 --> 00:44:29,210 Let's try and do this together. 178 00:44:29,610 --> 00:44:30,870 That's enough having us. 179 00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:24,660 No. 180 00:46:37,049 --> 00:46:39,850 um um 181 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,360 oh oh 182 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,520 Oh. 183 00:48:34,890 --> 00:48:35,890 How are you feeling? 184 00:48:37,590 --> 00:48:39,030 Well, I'm feeling pretty good. 185 00:48:39,810 --> 00:48:41,130 Do you need the doctor? 186 00:48:41,830 --> 00:48:43,110 No, I don't think so. 187 00:48:44,450 --> 00:48:46,110 Well, that'll be $20. 188 00:48:47,610 --> 00:48:49,690 $20? That's money well spent. 189 00:48:50,670 --> 00:48:51,670 There you go. 190 00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:59,630 Come over. 191 00:49:02,530 --> 00:49:03,530 Okay, then. 192 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,040 Thank you a lot. 193 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:18,220 Thank you. 194 00:49:58,030 --> 00:49:59,830 Can I call for you? I'll take everything. 195 00:50:00,070 --> 00:50:01,070 Are you kidding? 196 00:50:03,610 --> 00:50:04,610 Hello, 197 00:50:05,010 --> 00:50:06,010 what's happening? 198 00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:48,730 What is the office hours? 199 00:51:48,990 --> 00:51:55,690 I want to make an appointment for my next visit 95 95 good. I'll be back 200 00:51:55,690 --> 00:51:56,690 tomorrow 201 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,080 I can lay down here 202 00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:19,480 Oh, you taste lovely. 203 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,360 Oh. 204 00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:30,260 Oh. 205 00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:36,680 Oh, with my hands. 206 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:37,960 Oh. 207 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,600 Otherwise, that feels great. 208 00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:10,100 Please. 209 00:54:49,959 --> 00:54:52,220 How do I feel now? 210 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:57,540 I really feel great, man. Like no more elephants you did. 211 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,200 Fabulous. 212 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,420 What a treatment. 213 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,480 Yeah, 214 00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:12,540 but I'm seeing birds. 215 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,660 for this treatment is well worth it. 216 00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:26,940 There you are. 217 00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:30,540 Shall we turn that way? Oh, thank you. 218 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,140 And, uh, we've seen you around. 219 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,280 What 220 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:43,260 would 221 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:44,259 make you there? 222 00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:45,560 How much would you cost? 223 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,080 I have money. 224 00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:51,490 And you? Same thing, only taller. 20. 225 00:55:51,710 --> 00:55:53,270 I collected 20. 226 00:55:53,610 --> 00:55:54,790 That's almost $60. 227 00:55:55,630 --> 00:55:57,350 We need more patients here. 228 00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:00,810 Hey, hey, what's happened? 229 00:56:01,430 --> 00:56:03,810 Listen, I'm seeing birds. 230 00:56:06,110 --> 00:56:08,830 What? All kinds of birds, different colors. 231 00:56:09,530 --> 00:56:11,870 Gee, well, the doctor's in now. 232 00:56:12,190 --> 00:56:15,030 Yeah? Yeah, he'll see you. Just come around and solve it. 233 00:56:15,290 --> 00:56:16,149 Oh, okay. 234 00:56:16,150 --> 00:56:17,950 All right. 235 00:56:25,740 --> 00:56:26,860 Take a letter to Dr. 236 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,180 Mineshanker. Dear Dr. 237 00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:32,240 Mineshanker, I saw a real nut today. 238 00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:36,620 I think he's really gone. He's definitely for the birds. 239 00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:40,740 Yes. 240 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,760 Hi, Doc. 241 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,760 Hi. I got a problem. 242 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:46,760 I'm seeing birds. 243 00:56:47,060 --> 00:56:51,500 I mean, I'm seeing birds, big birds, little birds, birds that fly. 244 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:53,720 Do you know what I mean? 245 00:56:54,319 --> 00:56:56,540 Oh, yes, sir. I see what you mean. 246 00:56:56,860 --> 00:56:59,700 I think what you need is a little relaxation. 247 00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,600 Yeah, that's just what I need. How did you know? 248 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:04,140 I mean, 249 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:05,960 I'll give you something here. 250 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,740 You know where the drugstore is right now? 251 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:13,960 Yeah, I know where the drugstore is. Well, just take this down there and 252 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:14,839 be $5. 253 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,840 All right, sir. 254 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:22,700 Doc, if it's all the same to you, I prefer the $20 255 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:23,700 treatment. 15619