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And rolling again, and say actually in.

Action.

Yes, I'm the assistant director.

Hold on a second. Will someone please
blow out that TV set? Watch football

later.

No, not you. You can watch the football
game.

Frank, you should be here. Now, what's
your problem?

Listen, that insane.

Are you going to be flaking on me again?

Honey, because I haven't got EVN water
on the set. You're going to stand me up

on a shoot?

How am I going to get to replace you?

I got two guys turning their dicks right
in front of me. You don't have to. You

do.

You're screwing me. God damn it.

Fuck. What am I going to get to replace
her?

What girl can I get to take the place
of... Oh,

have I got an idea.

Anybody want to go over?

Want a break?

Have a seat. Have a seat.

Sit. Sit down.

I've got some questions.

You're the script girl, aren't you? Yes.
And you're doing a fine job.

Fine job. Listen.

I don't know what we're paying you, but
it probably isn't a whole hell of a lot

of money.

How would you like to triple what you're
making today?

That's triple.

I like to triple what I'm making.

Not a prayer.

What do you think?

I'll get it.

Hello?

What's this?

Hey, Danny.

Looking pretty good, huh?

Good.

Yeah,

we're on schedule.

We're shooting the worst point out of
the night.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Please. Am I hurting you?

Yeah. Please.

All right. Twist.

Okay, okay, okay. I like that. You'll do
it?

Put your hand right over there.

And I'll tell you what. Meanwhile, Bill
coming to skip work.

There you go.

I'll just look off. Yeah, go ahead. And
make a lot. Go, go, go.

Someone's going to tell me what to do
here. I'll have to think.

All right.

Pretty fucking cold in here.

I'll just, I'll warm him up.

I'm going to leave my socks on for this.
I'll take them off, please.

I can

see

you've undressed at all.

A couple times.

is important.

Ripple job.

Don't ever shave.

Oh, now I'm horny. Now what do I do?

Watch.

I have to sit here and get up.

Oh, this could work out. I haven't seen
him in my entire life.

Sorry. Why are that boobies? I should
teach a professor how to kiss. He's

getting milked out on the boobies. All
right, it's your turn. Yeah, I can.

He's one way up the room, I pick it up
and boom.

Great. I'm just having a ton of fun.

Thanks for sharing that.

Oh, Beth.

No, I don't think so.

Keep talking, Beth.

Thank you.

Watch this.

Locking the light again.

Who's locking the light? Me. Your mom.

The English guy. One line.

Even if it's zero.

The English side.

Thank God we won our independence, you
know.

What's the score of the game?

It's 14 -7, Dallas.

Cool.

Okay. Oh, okay.

You don't want to take the line?

Mm -hmm.

Watch where you back up.

Can you close the door now?

Can you close the door?

I'm getting a real cold drop off my
feet, I'll freeze you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay? You were turning home from the
war.

Probably, in this case, it would be the
Vietnam War, right?

You miss him badly. You haven't seen him
in probably four years.

He just got knocked in the VA hospital
because he was wounded. You were hurt.

By the way, you went to the wardrobe for
a fitting, right? Yeah.

Good. You got your uniform with you?

No, I left it at home.

You left it at home.

All right, thanks. What'd you bring?

This.

Fine, that's what you're going to wear.

Okay, anyway, so... Now, you were
playing American...

Yeah, hi, y 'all.

Okay? All right.

We can't have the book in there.

No book?

We can't have the book. It doesn't look
good.

No, no, I don't know. It's white?

White on white? No, it's maroon. Oh,
it's okay. It's okay.

Honey,

here, you're lubricating your pussy with
today oil? No, that's not going to

work. Here. Oh, I know. You're playing
with your doll.

Yes.

You're playing with your doll.

You miss him badly, and you're playing
with the doll.

All right?

Okay? Now, I'm going to fix the lens.

All right, you all set?

Ready to roll, guys?

Okay.

You over here?

Now, without any action, act like you're
very, very sad.

Come here.

Will you dicks get out of the way? Okay.

Kneel next door and say, you know,
somebody's saying, I'm back, honey. And

almost tears say, ask him, get that out
of here.

Okay, ask him, so how was it? They've
got to take serious thoughts.

So I want you to say things like, what
was it like in the hospital?

What was it like being in the war?

What was it like being captured? Oh, by
the way, you were captured for a couple

of months by the Vietnam.

What was it like being captured?

You know, hasn't felt to be home.

You know, just, you know, and honey, I
miss you badly.

It has to be fucking any of the natives.
You say, of course not.

Okay? That's all. And you missed her
real badly. You only thought about was

You wrote her letters. Did you get my
letters? Yes, you got his letters.

Things like that, okay?

Yeah. Okay. But look, you have to be
really emotional, and you're brave. It's

like four years you haven't seen each
other. It's not emotional, okay? Four

years? Four years, okay? Oh, my God.

Okay,

so we start on you, and we're going to
wind out to him, okay?

I'll give a cue and to come in.

It'll sound like this. Hey, you, come
in.

Okay, good. Bye.

Let's go down hard, play with the doll,
and wait for my cue, alright?

Did you see him pull the doll out of the
frame?

No, no, no.

Oh, shit. All right.

Okay.

Keep going, guys. Okay. Stand up and
then kneel down again. Stand up.

No, he does. You stand. Okay. Watch.
Okay,

now stand up.

And shut up!

Kneel down.

Action!

Oh. Oh, yes.

I had me imprisoned.

Why isn't it? No, he's a bad man.

What did he do?

I showed him to people.

Can't you guys handle it?

Why are you laughing?

I shot a few people and you think it's
funny?

Why are you in prison? I shot a few
people.

The people you shot were there with a
beer tongue.

Just so you know.

Who would put you in jail if you shot
the Americans? They'd probably give you

award.

Guys, one more time.

And don't laugh. It's serious stuff.

I shot some people.

Ain't that a gas?

I'll call you Bob. You do that too.
Where is my doll?

What? Where is my doll?

Your doll. It's a guy.

You don't know my doll? No, it's your
doll.

Okay. And ready? And kneel up. And look
serious.

It's been a young scene in years. It's
romantic action.

Oh, darling.

Before you.

Oh, what did you do?

Well, I was fighting the Viet Cong. They
put me in prison.

Oh, why?

Well, I didn't like... Hold it! Hold it!

Guys, it's never been a sex scene yet.
Stop that fucking move.

God damn it. You're killing this. It's a
beautiful moment.

Stop killing this, guys. God damn it.

I apologize. I got assholes for crew.

Stand up for a second.

That's not the flash thing.

Give me a kiss.

That was actually well done.

That was very nice. Keep the emotion.
Keep looking sad. I cried.

My crew member felt something.

You're playing with your penis. Okay,
ready?

And stand up. Roll the date.

And action.

Oh, God. Oh, it's back up again. Sorry.

Oh, darling. Oh, baby.

Four years.

Where are you at?

What is it?

Vietnam. They can't call me. They put me
in prison.

Why? What did you do?

Well, I was killing a lot of them. They
got very upset about it. Oh, yeah?

And I'll be missing this.

A lot?

A lot, yeah. There's only many in
prison.

Oh, you've been in prison, too?

No, I've been in a lot.

Oh, okay.

Oh, guys. You think you can fuck me?
Look, guys, guys, listen to me. I'll

you what. Look, forget the V &M. Stay
there for a second.

Okay, come here, come here.

I'm sorry. Just do this. Look.

Look up. Well, actually, kneel like
this.

Let's start this way.

Look at her like this. Look at her like
this thing.

Look at the... Look, face this way, but
your eyes face him.

Say, I'm horny. I want to fuck you. You
look back and say, good, so am I. Okay,

just do that, all right? Fuck this.

Here's the loop.

Listen, not yet.

Not yet.

Just look. I'm so fed up with this.

Get out of here.

Okay. Get out of here.

Just look.

Forget this Vietnam shit. This isn't
working.

I'm horny. Why the fuck me?

I'm horny too. Yes.

Okay. That's all I want to hear.

Nothing else with that. Okay. And that's
how we can do something, guys? Yes. And

fuck. Okay.

Nice and loud and crystal clear. Roll
tape.

Action. Oh, I'm very horny.

I'm horny too, so I'd love to fuck you.
Oh, my God, now go!

Hey,

Kendall? Okay, okay.

A lot of sausage.

Yeah, do a ring this time.

Don't step on my line, all right?

Don't come in here for at least about
five minutes.

A few minutes. Five minutes? No, like 30
seconds.

Try not to step on my lines, please.

Try it again.

I got the first line, all right?

Yeah, and I got the second.

I'm going to beat you to the third.
Ready?

And action.

Ring, ring, ring, ring.

Come in.

Somebody order a pizza, a large sausage?

Well, what's it say on your box?

Two bodies.

Well, obviously you graduated high
school, come in.

Supposed to be the right place. You
ordered the pizza.

Looks like I get a few extra toppings.

Yeah.

Did you remember the sausage?

I did. Extra large. Isn't that what you
ordered?

Skinless.

Skinless? That's what you wanted, huh?

That's what I wanted.

But I'll take this instead.

Oh, God, God, God. Oh, my God. Oh,
Jesus.

First of all, you dropped the pizza
upside down. There really was pizza

And it's not.

There's rubbers.

You wouldn't have dropped it like that.
First of all, let's think about why you

bought the pizza.

It is dumb.

Very dumb.

And the only cliche thing... Ring, ring,
ring. What happened to this?

Ring, ring.

You don't sound like a bell.

Come on, what do you want?

What's written on your box? What's
written on yours? Makeup. Enter here.

Listen, honey.

Makeup. Oh, come on.

Look, look, look. Just come here, come
here, come here. Just have a seat.

Sit, sit. Oh, nice position.

Just have a seat.

Sit, sit. Be a good boy. And sit next to
him.

I got you a little foreplay. You just
hug and kiss and caress and hide the

bacon. That's all you gotta do. The
pizza was good.

It sucked.

Okay? Just a little hug. Extra large
sausage.

Ring, ring. What's written on the box?
You got a nice one. Then you drop the

pizza on the floor upside down.

Are we done with the cigarette? If you
dropped it at least right side up,

be a little more believable, you know?
She'd go, and then thought to kiss you.

Oh, she wanted pizza in the front of her
face. She would pick up the phone.

Give me a delivery, boy. That's all the
pizza.

Okay?

What's my motivation in the scene? I
mean, what time do you have?

Three o 'clock. Your motivation is to be
out here by four, okay?

All right.

Do you need any more motivation than
this?

I don't think so.

Let go of that pizza boy stick!

Make it down like a little bit.

Come on, nice. That's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

It's nice and tight.

Look at that.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. You get wet.

Yes.

Ah.

Good.

Good.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hello.

Okay.

I wanna see it.

I wanna see it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

I'm just pushing it deeper.

Wait.

I got it. All right.

No, no, put it away for a minute and
then we'll... Okay, go.

Go,

I got it. I stuck it back on.

Oh, yeah.

You...

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, it's so good.

It's so good.

Oh,

fuck it.

It has to go, yeah.

Action. You're fine.

Do you think I have enough on you?

No. What have you done?

I look like shit.

What, do you like a shit?

It's good makeup. You look fine.

No, I don't. Look at my eyes.

It's your eyes.

I can be a better star than her.

You think so?

You can? Of course I can. You can be a
hot little cookie?

Oh, yeah, of course.

Well, yes.

Show them.

I've got to see this.

Let's go hide.

Let's go hide. Let's go hide. Let's go
hide.

Let's go hide.

Let's go hide.

Let's go hide.

Look at the two stars. Look at me
around. Two stars going at it. Ooh.

She is kind of good. Ooh, I'm watching.

Maybe she's been on the set too many
times.

She's been taking notes.

Thank you.

Sorry.

Where'd you come from?

From Woodward. From Woodward?

Oh,

this is my baby.

There's nothing on my lipstick at all.

This

is

the best.

I want to look at him.

That's not bigger than a finger.

No, it's not.

And that's not a finger.

Look, it's a big thumb.

It's a very big thumb.

I think you should try it.

We were all on the board, huh?

Call me.

Really?

Yeah.

Right here.

Right over here.

Right over there.

There you go.

Doesn't look like a permit to me.

Permit? I thought you said hermit. She
never goes out of the house, do you?

Never. See?

A hermit's hermit, isn't it? Yeah, look,
I fucked up. I'm sorry. Look, I screwed

up. I don't have a permit. I'm a bad
boy. Black man.

Hey, listen, I'm sorry.

I should have had a permit. I didn't
have one. I'm guilty. You probably can

arrest me. But before you do, think
about this.

Look, I mean, isn't there anything I can
do to persuade you to change your mind?

You're trying to bribe me? Is that what
you're trying to do? I hate that word,

bribe. Don't say that. Say something
else.

Persuade me, huh? Better.

Gift.

Offerings. Happiness.

Diversion. Take your mind off of the bad
things I've done. How much could she do

for me?

Oh. I mean.

Oh, just take a little look.

It's all big. Oh, look at that. I don't
know if I really can do this, though.

I'm not going to tell you to carry over
to her. No one's going to know anything.

It'll be a private thing, just the two
of you alone.

I'm going to get out of here. By the
way, all those rumors you heard, not

It's really straight down. Really?

I'm going to get out of here. Where's my
Coca -Cola? I'm about to take my Coke.

Have a nice time.

I'm out of here.

I guess we'll save you for later, huh?

Good.

Ah.

Oh, it's getting better.

Thank you.