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My wife is having an affair.

She's never home. She never wants to have sex anymore.

Maybe she's just tired.

She's a reporter.

Maybe she's on a tough assignment.

She's had tough assignments before. They never slowed our sex life down.

She just started wearing some new perfume.

Maybe she wants a change.

Women don't change a perfume unless they're changing it for another person.

Maybe she's changing it for me.

I like the old perfume.

She started wearing nylons and garter belts. She never wore those before.

Doesn't mean she's having an affair.

Where there's smoke...

Since I've felt close to you

Thank you.

He's a paranoid.

I'm not paying you to think.

You know, five years, Trisha and I, Trisha's been like fucking nympho.

Now, I have sex every single day, but she won't let me touch her now.

No, no, no, no, no. There is somebody else. There is somebody else.

What are you doing in the meantime?

I am paying you 200 bucks to take care of the meantime.

Do you always switch women like this?

Only when I'm in a nasty mood.

And I'm in a nasty mood today.

Nasty, nasty little boy.

You always have to talk nasty to get your dick cut.

You talk nasty to your wife?

I love my wife.

I don't love you.

I... I fuck you.

But I don't love you.

I don't care you love me. Just tell me you love me.

What for?

I want to hear the words.

I... Fuck you.

No, tell me you love me.

Say it.

I love you.

You could have at least called.

I didn't have time.

Well, you didn't have time to put a fucking 20 cents in a pay phone to give

call and let me know where you were?

I'm sorry.

I didn't think you'd be worried.

You didn't think I would be worried?

Come on, you were my wife. Of course I would be worried.

Next time I'll call, okay?

Yeah.

So where was this purported to fire?

Downtown.

clothing manufacturers.

322 South Stanford.

A three -alarm fire that started at 9 .53 tonight.

They suspect arson.

Look, you can read all about it tomorrow.

Or if you prefer, I can call up the all -news station and you can confirm it for

yourself. No, I'm sorry.

I'm just tired.

And I was worried.

I'm sorry.

I know.

I will call next time. I promise.

Let's go to bed.

I love you.

I know.

Tell me.

Tell you what?

Tell me that you love me.

I love you.

good witch of the North was in fact Dorothy's mother.

Look at the facts.

Everyone in the land of Oz had a counterpart of Dorothy's real life in

The scarecrow, the tin man, and the lion were all ranch hands.

The wizard was Professor Marvel, and the wicked witch was Miss Gulch.

Perhaps someone at some time had told Dorothy that her mother didn't die, but

that she had just gone to live.

Sounds clear and concise. Go ahead.

I mean, does he support his theory with any evidence, any facts? Sounds like he

does.

Yeah, you know, I sort of think so.

Yeah, but listen to this.

This will get you.

Beyond this revelation, one can dig deeper into the matter of the Wizard of

to come to the irrefutable conclusion that Toto the dog was, in fact, the

reincarnation of Adolf Hitler's German shepherd Lonnie.

Actually, to say the least, sounds like an A -plus paper to me.

Yeah.

Does he prove them?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The weird thing is, yeah, he does prove them.

Yeah, it's an A -plus paper.

Yeah. Yeah. They say kids in high school are on drugs.

Jesus Christ.

I swear.

Is that this morning's paper?

about, like, a big fire downtown?

Arson?

Yeah. Yeah, there was a big fire downtown last night. Big fire.

The byline's your wife.

Yeah. Figures. It's a good story.

It's a very good story.

Yeah. It's okay. I'll tell her you liked it.

Okay. All right. I have an English class in about 15 minutes.

All right, there we are. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'll meet you after lunch

After lunch.

Okay.

God damn.

Fires.

City desk?

Yes. Tricia Burns, please.

Out.

Yes, I have a message for her. This is her husband.

She left one for me.

Okay. Would you leave her the message that I'll be home late?

Also, so the first one home has to feed the cat.

Thank you.

Joseph, I've got to see you tonight.

Can't you cancel it? I need you tonight. Come on, baby.

Fifteen minutes.

That's all I ask. Fifteen minutes.

Come on. Fifteen minutes.

Thanks.

Thanks. I'll be there at eight.

No, I didn't. Let it be minutes.

No, I'm very busy. You have to go.

No, no, no. You have to go.

No, you have to go.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. I don't care.

You have the right to do this to me, okay?

Just watch.

Just watch.

Why should I?

Because I'm a nice person.

Because I spend a lot of money on you.

A lot.

Just a while.

Yeah. A little while. Okay. But you've got to watch it outside through the

window.

Oh, I like this.

I like it.

I'm a sucker.

I'm a sucker.

I'm a sucker.

Here you come.

Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, I'm gonna give you a kiss.

You know what I want to do something nasty?

What do you want me to do? Come here, get out.

Land me back.

I want you to squat across the face of me and suck your pussy.

Come here. We are nasty. I want to watch every second.

We are nasty. Come here. Just go.

Come here.

I want your butt facing me too, okay?

You hear?

Yes.

See you later.

Ugh.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I know you.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come

on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

baby,

don't rip it off. I'm going to use it again.

Oh,

man.

It's better every time.

And that's for you.

Is there some reason I should be?

Yeah. Look, I am your goddamn husband, and wives are supposed to care about

where their husbands have been.

I care about you.

Yeah? Well, not enough to be jealous.

I trust you.

Marriages are supposed to be based on trust.

I don't need to worry about you if you come home to me every night.

I love you.

I love you too, Sam.

Come on, sweetheart.

Let's go to bed.

I want you. Not tonight.

I'm tired. I want you. I want to take a shower and go to sleep.

What the hell is this? You are always tired these days.

Look, I know this might sound like a bad line from a worse movie, but I work

hard, Joseph.

And sometimes, not always, but sometimes, when I come home, I just

enough strength for anyone but myself.

Joseph, I told you not tonight.

And I told you I need you.

Please get out of the bathroom.

You are my wife. Come on. Would you just please act like it? You're failing to

get something very basic here, Joseph. I don't want you tonight. Now get out.

I will get out when we are through.

Joseph.

God's sake. What are you going to do, rape me?

Well, maybe that's what you like, huh?

Is that maybe what you need?

Sir? Start your fantasy? The things you won't tell me about?

Huh? Now.

Please. Spread your legs. Hold you down. Please get off me.

Now, I'll tell you.

I'll get away from you after I get off on you.

And not before that.

Look, you are my wife. You owe me. It is your duty.

And you owe me.

You're not going to get anything from me. Oh, yes, I am.

You don't want to do this.

Get over with them. That's what you want.

Now, now we are even.

He must be crazy.

He must be out of his mind.

I raped my wife last night.

All else I did was knock over a 7 -Eleven store and kill the clerk, rob a

I mean, I had a pretty dull night myself. I'm serious. I raped my wife

night.

Why would you want to rape your wife?

Why would you even need to rape your wife? I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe I'm going nuts. Maybe I'm going off the deep end.

Maybe I'm not fit to be a teacher anymore.

Oh, come on. You're the best English teacher in the school.

All the kids love you. Come off it. Yeah, but I took my wife.

I didn't have my wife. I took my wife.

Sometimes wives go through these things. I don't know why they do. They don't

want to be with their husbands. Go out and get yourself a hooker.

What do you know about this stuff?

You... You're a fucking faggot.

Come here.

I may be a faggot, but I have the same feelings, I have the same problems

with my lover as you do with yours.

It's not the same thing. It's not the same thing.

It is the same thing.

Okay.

It's the same thing.

Okay.

What would you do in my place?

I would buy him some flowers. I would talk to him.

I would try to see what's bothering him and why.

I don't understand what's going on with me. I mean, I don't understand why I'm

fucked up.

Because it'll pass.

Don't worry about it. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know anymore.

Come on. Don't think about it.

Yes, I have visitors.

Yeah, they're having a good time.

Well, I'm sorry.

I can make it up to you maybe another time.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, well.

Might as well just talk to you then.

I know one thing. It really sounds good over there.

And I'm getting a little turned on.

I tell you what. I tell you what they're doing.

And I tell you what I'm doing.

And maybe you won't be so lonely.

Yeah. It is good.

What I'm doing now?

I'm rubbing on my clit right now.

I'm sticking my fingers in her pussy.

Rubbing my clit.

What?

Yeah.

What?

You don't know what you're missing.

Oh, he's getting a little excited over there.

He's fucking her really good.

She's loving every minute of it.

My pussy is hot and wet.

Yeah.

He's sticking his dick in her pussy and she loves it.

And I'm definitely going to have to join him in a few minutes.

But I'm still rubbing my pussy.

Don't you feel it, baby?

Oh, I wish you were here.

Oh, your cum all over my tits.

Looks like you rub it.

Rub it all the way in.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so nasty. I want to go and see what they're doing.

I'm walking over here to check this out a little bit thoroughly.

They're so into it.

And now he's getting ready to stick his dick in.

In a pussy, doggy style.

And she's loving every minute of it.

Oh, it's so good.

So easy.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. She loves it. And he's pumping her.

Yeah, and she's moaning with ecstasy.

Oh, she loves it so much.

Oh, Joseph, this is so much. I can't stand it anymore.

Oh, I have to calm down.

Joseph,

I got to go, honey. I can't stand it.

It was so good. I want to join in.

Listen,

I got to go now, okay?

This is too hot, really. I can't stand it. You really have to let me go.

I'll do that.

Oh yeah.

It does sound good, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Well, they're having such a good time, and he's fucking shit out of her.

It's so good. They love every minute of it. She's crying so fast, and she's

screaming for ecstasy.

And she loves it. Oh, yeah.

It's so good.

My pussy's still wet from earlier.

Oh, it's even wetter now.

I mean, real wet.

Oh, yeah.

He's going to come so good.

Mm -hmm.

She's just laying there, just loving every minute of it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so good.

Mm -hmm.

They seem like they don't want to stop. They could just fuck forever and ever.

Wouldn't it be nice?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so good. It's going to make me cum too, Joseph.

Oh, don't you feel it? Oh, yeah, I feel it too.

I'm going to cum too. I'm sticking my fingers in my pussy.

Going back and forth in and out.

As fast as I can.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's gonna come now.

Oh, he's gonna come.

Oh,

Joseph, I'm gonna come too.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Who is Joseph?

They smiled at us, they wiggled their hips, they wrapped their little fingers

around our balls, and they got us.

They can do anything they want with this and they know it.

They know that sooner or later we're going to want to stick our dick

and they've got the perfect place to stick it.

We're still animals, you know.

We really are.

We like to call ourselves civilized.

When those hormones kick in, baby, it's all over. Savage lust time, baby. And

they know it.

I need cave food.

Build me a fire and kill me a tiger. And maybe, just maybe.

I'll let you between my legs.

That is if I'm not letting Gork between my legs or blog.

You think we've risen up from these days? No way. No fucking way.

We're still slaves to the slit.

Smells funny. Tastes funny. And when you think about it, it don't look too

pretty either.

We still have to have it.

And we'll take any kind of shit to get it.

My wife is seeing another man.

I can't sleep. I can't eat. It is driving me fucking crazy.

Maybe she works late.

That's what she says.

There's always a fire or something that she's covering.

She's not covering anything.

She is seeing another man.

Well, you could check up on her.

Maybe you should hire a private dick.

I don't need any private dick. I'd check up on her myself.

Her story is always in the paper with her byline on it. But you know what I

think?

I think that she is getting somebody else at the newspaper

to write this story for her.

Why would they use her byline for their story?

I don't know.

Then she's telling the truth.

Oh, bullshit.

A guy knows when his wife is stepping out on him, there are signs.

Late nights. Late nights.

Lack of interest.

She is sure wearing a hell of a lot more deodorant than she ever used to wear.

And she is not wearing it for me.

No, sir.

She doesn't even see me anymore.

Maybe she sweats more than she used to.

Yeah. She is sweating all right. She is sweating because she is worried.

That I am going to find out who the hell she is fucking.

And when I do, when I get my hands on that guy, I'm

going to take that gentleman to lunch.

When I find out who was having this affair with my wife, I'm going to let

this... I want to have an affair with my wife!

I think you're overreacting.

Yeah, but...

What the hell do you know?

Look, you are just... You're just a whore.

Maybe.

But how many people do you know that make $200 just to listen to a guy talk

an hour?

Yeah.

How long has this been?

What, maybe...

45 minutes left.

And pretty little girl, I am going to get my money's worth out of you.

You creep.

Oh. I don't have to take this shit from you.

If you want to act like an asshole, you can just take your money back and get

the hell out of here.

Get out.

Come on.

You strip your clothes off. Why don't you show me the one...

ever gave you.

Show me. Come on.

Come on.

Just get out of here.

Fuck off and die, you asshole.

You strip.

You strip or I'm going to strip you.

I'll do it. Come on.

No. No.

Yes. No.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to try to hurt you.

Jesus, stupid shit.

Please. I'm sorry.

I didn't... Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Look, please, would you just... Would you just please... Would you keep...

the money.

I don't... I'm sorry.

I'll just get out of here.

Fuck.

I'm... Wait, wait, wait.

Just sit down and relax, okay? Just sit down and relax.

You're right.

You hate me. No.

Look,

I'm sorry.

You keep the money.

I'll leave.

I will leave.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry. All right. All right. All right. You pay me the $200. We talk.

Okay? It's over.

It's over.

What I do with my time is my time.

Okay? You know what I want to do?

I want to fuck you.

Now it's my time.

I really loved you.

And I'm your wife.

seems so predictable. It's like this television soap opera, this melodrama.

And you always know what's going to go on. You always know what's happening.

always know the ending.

But you keep on watching.

So do something unpredictable.

Go park your ass on a street corner. Put a big chocolate ice cream cone right in

the middle of your forehead.

You know what I thought? I thought to myself, what would I do if somebody

Mention something about doing something unpredictable.

What would I think of? What would I do?

Cut the bullshit, will you?

That's not what's bothering you, your predictability.

What's really bothering you?

I think that my wife is seeing another man.

positive. I'm not wrong.

I just think you want to catch your wife with another man.

And that way, in some perverse way, you can prove that you were right.

What is this, huh?

I want to come here for a little sympathy, a little bit of understanding

you. What do you give me? You give me this psychoanalysis stuff.

Yeah, but you're just getting this jealousy bug up your ass and you're

it get the best of you.

Come on, big guy.

Come on. What is this?

Is this basketball coach or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the faggot basketball coach.

You got to take that ball of jealousies and you got to slam dunk it through the

hoop of forgiveness.

Come on. Ed, you ever thought about becoming a writer?

Don't. You stick with basketball coaching.

Come on. I'll buy you a drink.

I need to see you.

No, he can't see me.

Come on. Are you with somebody?

No. You are? Come on, let me watch. No, I'm not. I'm not with anyone.

I'm with a special friend, and it's not a customer, so... You're lying.

I'm not lying. You're with somebody. You're with somebody. Somebody. Do you

a customer?

Don't lie to me. No, I'm not a customer. Look, I can't see you, okay? And you

have to go.

Phyllis, with all the problems in my life, I'm counting on you. Come on.

Come on.

No, I'm sorry. I'll call you tomorrow, okay?

Really. It's a special friend and it's no customer.

He was so sweet.

He serenaded me under the window of my dorm.

All the girls were in love with him.

But he was mine.

So what happened?

I don't know.

Somehow he got into his head that I was seeing another man.

He changed.

Sex became like a right of territorial possession instead of an act of love.

pissing on a tree to mark his territory.

Well, did you talk about it?

Oh, I talked.

I talked until I was blue in the face.

But he just wouldn't listen.

You're all right. I mean, there is no one, is there?

No, there is no one else.

Thank God we met.

We wouldn't have met if, uh...

Your husband wasn't cheating on you.

Well, I think this is the best thing that came out of all of this.

You're so beautiful.

No man has ever made love to me like you do.

I mean, look at that face.

I love it when you look at me that way.

And that smile.

That beautiful smile.

Our eyes are so bright, and I love it when we're together.

We have such great fun.

It's beautiful.

Yes,

it is.

You haven't forgotten it. No.

You never get tired of it.

Oh.

You just don't know how long I've been waiting for you.

to do it to me like you did before.

I'm not.

Bye bye.

just smalls.

You're wonderful.

He left me.

Who left you?

Roger left me.

He said that I was having an affair with another man, and he left me.

Well, were you having another affair with another man?

Well, yes, I was having an affair.

But there was no way he could have known about it. There was no way at all.

Always know a big neon sign goes on, goes on right on your forehead.

It blinks off and on. I am having an affair.

I am having an affair.

So what are we going to do now?

Me, I think I'm going to get a couple of drinks.

I think I'm going to get good and plastered.

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