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Can you move in first, please?

Thank you. Thank you.

You will have to tell me everything that can make me better understand your

problem.

So I can really help.

Do you understand?

Start from the beginning.

Unfortunately, doctor, it is very trivial.

My girl wanted to do a test before the morning and... With whom?

I did not succeed, doctor.

You see, I'm only 19 years old.

I've been very troubled, you know, since I was young.

Go on.

Well, nothing to do.

How can I say? My thing, well, I've tried it with other women, you know,

who do it on their own, but... And then?

How did it go?

Nothing. Even with them, nothing.

Then I spoke...

I talked to my friend, but... Well, even he was laughing because...

Then I found out that you were specializing in certain things. And I

come to you.

That's why I'm here.

Really, until now, I... I've always thought of being...

Yes, of being a normal boy.

But you're not.

Ma non credo che tutti i ragazzi normali vivano come me.

Ecco, allora... Oh, no, no.

Adesso le farò vedere.

Guardi molto attentamente questo filmato, ora la credo. Va bene.

This scene is like a dream.

It's exciting.

Is there something that you like in particular about this scene?

Of course, of course.

What do you think?

The fact that this woman sucks with great skill.

I don't like to suck.

. . .

. . . .

It's more interesting, like a test.

It's more interesting than the other, a much more exciting sound. Don't you

think so?

It's much more exciting.

No, it's more exciting.

Don't worry.

It's just more difficult than you think.

Don't worry.

Do you want to think about it?

You know they're really disgusting.

You see, this is a little bit of a duo, but we could try that one -on -one. What

do you say?

Could we?

Can you

hear

the noise?

I don't know.

Thank you for watching.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Two of these, please.

One of these and two of these, please.

Before you go. Thank you, Miss.

And the time?

Nothing.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Tania, let another one in.

I don't know how to explain it.

A maschiaccio.

Well, then watch this film.

Talk to you soon.

We'll see what effect projection has had on you.

Take off your clothes, please.

Please.

In this case, if you want.

Yes,

please. Aldi, dear, we need you.

Thank you.

Oh.

Adesso ce l 'avete tutti e due nel culo.

Bravi.

Bravi.

Nel culo e bene.

Molto.

Bravi.

The lady, without an appointment, would like to speak.

I understand, I'll be right there.

Please, sit down.

Ciao, dottoressa, ciao. Ciao.

È un incredibile il cambiamento che ha fatto.

Avanti.

Buongiorno. Buongiorno. Prego, si accomodi. Grazie.

Allora, mi dici, qual è il tuo problema?

Beh, il mio problema è... It's a very serious problem. I mean, I'm very in

with my husband.

We've been married for only two years, and yet we've been in love in every way.

In the end, in the ass, in everything, even in the mouth.

But I don't like it.

It's a disgusting feeling.

I can't stand it.

No, since then, our relationship has been incredible.

Thank you.

Oh.

What do you think of this movie?

It's your destiny, isn't it?

Interesting.

Just like that. Now let's move on to the phase.

Excuse me, ma 'am, is your husband fat?

Yes, a lot.

Then it's good.

Thank you.

Stop it.

Now that you have the product, put it in your mouth.

Good.

Good. Good.

Good. Good. Good.

Good. Good.

Good.

I love

you.

Sono proprio soddisfatta.

Benissimo, hai imparato molto bene.

Scendi dalla scrivetta.

Allora, devo prendere queste pasticche due volte al giorno, al pranzo e

al fine, prima dei pasti.

Mi raccomando, la regolarità è importante, signora. Grazie.

Signora, il cazzo. Com 'è il cazzo?

Mi scusi.

Grazie.

And what is your problem?

Ah, lo credo, lo credo. Credo che il mio più grosso problema sia il rapporto con

mio marito. Sa, lui ha dei gusti un po' strani in fatto di senso.

Gli piace vedermi fare l 'amore con gli altri.

Non ho la forza di dire... Adesso non so se questo possa incidere sulla mia

psiche. Allora?

Per esempio, l 'altro giorno, mio marito ha detto che avrebbe tutto di partire

per lasciarmi sola con il mio giardiniere, e che poi ha anche il mio

solo per spiarmi, capisco?

You understand?

He left me so I could escape from Alberto and he could look at me

I don't know.

Thank you.

You must visit me. But of course, I'm here for this.

You see, I can't enjoy it. I just pretended to make my husband happy.

This is bad, but it doesn't solve anything.

I beg you.

Now say thirty -three. Thirty -three. And again.

Thirty -three.

Now this is a nice resume.

Via l 'aria.

Here's another one.

Very good. Very good. Via l 'aria.

Yes,

this one.

Yes, via l 'aria. Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Now let's look at the picture.

Relax.

Relax. Relax.

Relax. Relax.

Relax. Relax. Relax.

Relax.

Thank you.

Thank you.

in Europe yet.

Thank you.

E adesso, se vuoi riuscire a godere, ci devi concentrare molto e immaginare una

situazione erotica che ti metterebbe a vivere.

Metti pure le persone che ti circondano nella vita, nel tuo sogno.

Ma mi raccomando, pensa a qualcosa che non hai mai fatto.

Ecco, vedo la mia professoressa di liceo che fa degli esperimenti.

Alberto, Alberto, come here.

Drink a little of this. Let's see if the potion works.

Now drink this.

You won't feel any pain.

Now let's go down to the cellar. You bring the potion.

Thank you very much.

Go get the girls. I'll wait for you in the bathroom.

Come on, drink this. Come on,

drink

this.

Thank you.

No!

No!

No!

Oh! Oh!

Let's try my theory.

The end.