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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh
Johnson. We've got so much to talk about
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Johnson. We've got so much to talk about
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Johnson. We've got so much to talk about
tonight. Your pre-check status can't
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tonight. Your pre-check status can't
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tonight. Your pre-check status can't
save you anymore. ICE agents get their
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save you anymore. ICE agents get their
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save you anymore. ICE agents get their
steps in. And AI tells humanity you in
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steps in. And AI tells humanity you in
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steps in. And AI tells humanity you in
danger, girl.
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danger, girl.
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danger, girl.
>> So, let's get into the headlines.
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Let's kick things off with an update in
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Let's kick things off with an update in
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Let's kick things off with an update in
our war with Iran. It started about a
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our war with Iran. It started about a
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our war with Iran. It started about a
month ago, and today, President Trump
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month ago, and today, President Trump
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month ago, and today, President Trump
spoke to the nation with some good news
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spoke to the nation with some good news
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spoke to the nation with some good news
about the war. They did something
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about the war. They did something
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about the war. They did something
yesterday that was amazing actually.
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yesterday that was amazing actually.
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yesterday that was amazing actually.
They gave us a present and the president
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They gave us a present and the president
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They gave us a present and the president
arrived today and it was a very big
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arrived today and it was a very big
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arrived today and it was a very big
present worth a tremendous amount of
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present worth a tremendous amount of
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present worth a tremendous amount of
money and I'm not going to tell you what
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money and I'm not going to tell you what
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money and I'm not going to tell you what
that present is but it was a very
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that present is but it was a very
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that present is but it was a very
significant
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significant
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significant
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uh
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uh
uh prize.
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Wait, you got a gift from the people you
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Wait, you got a gift from the people you
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Wait, you got a gift from the people you
are currently at war with. When I was at
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are currently at war with. When I was at
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are currently at war with. When I was at
school and they made us read the
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school and they made us read the
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school and they made us read the
Odyssey, I couldn't believe the Trojans
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Odyssey, I couldn't believe the Trojans
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Odyssey, I couldn't believe the Trojans
failed for that Trojan horse.
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failed for that Trojan horse.
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failed for that Trojan horse.
And now I'm watching it happen in real
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And now I'm watching it happen in real
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And now I'm watching it happen in real
time. The Secret Service is going to be
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time. The Secret Service is going to be
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time. The Secret Service is going to be
like, "Mr. President, please don't bring
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like, "Mr. President, please don't bring
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like, "Mr. President, please don't bring
that to the situation room." But it's
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that to the situation room." But it's
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that to the situation room." But it's
expensive
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expensive
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expensive
and it's ticking. I bet it's a watch.
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Meanwhile, the only gift the TSA is
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Meanwhile, the only gift the TSA is
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Meanwhile, the only gift the TSA is
getting is no pay. The partial
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getting is no pay. The partial
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getting is no pay. The partial
government shutdown means they've gone a
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government shutdown means they've gone a
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government shutdown means they've gone a
whole month without a check. But why do
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whole month without a check. But why do
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whole month without a check. But why do
we work if not to do it for free? You
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we work if not to do it for free? You
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we work if not to do it for free? You
know, I'm sure it's not going to make a
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know, I'm sure it's not going to make a
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know, I'm sure it's not going to make a
difference at the airport. Frustration
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difference at the airport. Frustration
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difference at the airport. Frustration
is growing at many of the nation's
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is growing at many of the nation's
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is growing at many of the nation's
airports with hours long security lines
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airports with hours long security lines
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airports with hours long security lines
that haven't let up. Over the weekend,
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that haven't let up. Over the weekend,
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that haven't let up. Over the weekend,
more than 3,400 TSA officers called out
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more than 3,400 TSA officers called out
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more than 3,400 TSA officers called out
nationwide. The most since this partial
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nationwide. The most since this partial
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nationwide. The most since this partial
government shutdown began.
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government shutdown began.
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government shutdown began.
>> I've been here since
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>> I've been here since
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>> I've been here since
9 last night.
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9 last night.
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9 last night.
>> It's just mass chaos. A damn mess. It's
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>> It's just mass chaos. A damn mess. It's
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>> It's just mass chaos. A damn mess. It's
a mess. It's a mess for real though.
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a mess. It's a mess for real though.
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a mess. It's a mess for real though.
Ain't no water. Not a biscoff cookie.
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Ain't no water. Not a biscoff cookie.
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Ain't no water. Not a biscoff cookie.
Nothing.
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>> A Biscoff cookie.
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>> A Biscoff cookie.
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>> A Biscoff cookie.
The cookie they give you on a plane that
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The cookie they give you on a plane that
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The cookie they give you on a plane that
you then throw on the floor and step on.
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you then throw on the floor and step on.
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you then throw on the floor and step on.
I think you've been in line so long
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I think you've been in line so long
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I think you've been in line so long
you're delirious.
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you're delirious.
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you're delirious.
I've been here for hours. If only I
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I've been here for hours. If only I
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I've been here for hours. If only I
could have something dry and crumbly in
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could have something dry and crumbly in
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could have something dry and crumbly in
my mouth. You know, something that
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my mouth. You know, something that
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my mouth. You know, something that
really goes down the throat like
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really goes down the throat like
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really goes down the throat like
sandpaper and tastes like ass.
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sandpaper and tastes like ass.
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sandpaper and tastes like ass.
What could be worse than waiting in line
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What could be worse than waiting in line
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What could be worse than waiting in line
for 4 hours? Our next guest's flight was
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for 4 hours? Our next guest's flight was
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for 4 hours? Our next guest's flight was
at 10:45 p.m. and he did everything
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at 10:45 p.m. and he did everything
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at 10:45 p.m. and he did everything
right. He got to the Atlanta airport at
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right. He got to the Atlanta airport at
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right. He got to the Atlanta airport at
least 4 hours early, but he says he
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least 4 hours early, but he says he
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least 4 hours early, but he says he
didn't get through security until 3:20
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didn't get through security until 3:20
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didn't get through security until 3:20
the next morning.
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the next morning.
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the next morning.
9 hours. Someone weighed in TSA for 9
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9 hours. Someone weighed in TSA for 9
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9 hours. Someone weighed in TSA for 9
hours. You may not have starred in that
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hours. You may not have starred in that
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hours. You may not have starred in that
line as a terrorist, but after 9 hours
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This man waited in line for the length
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This man waited in line for the length
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This man waited in line for the length
of a shift. That means he saw the TSA
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of a shift. That means he saw the TSA
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of a shift. That means he saw the TSA
agent clock in from a distance. And
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agent clock in from a distance. And
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agent clock in from a distance. And
right as he got to the front, they
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right as he got to the front, they
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right as he got to the front, they
clocked out in his face.
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clocked out in his face.
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clocked out in his face.
By the time I get that pat down, it
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By the time I get that pat down, it
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By the time I get that pat down, it
better be the best one I've ever had in
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better be the best one I've ever had in
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better be the best one I've ever had in
my life. I'm talking full release. All
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my life. I'm talking full release. All
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my life. I'm talking full release. All
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If this is what flying is going to be
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If this is what flying is going to be
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If this is what flying is going to be
like from now on, you may as well go to
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like from now on, you may as well go to
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like from now on, you may as well go to
the airport now just in case you ever
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the airport now just in case you ever
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the airport now just in case you ever
have a flight someday.
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have a flight someday.
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have a flight someday.
But seeing how long the lines have
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But seeing how long the lines have
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But seeing how long the lines have
gotten, Trump decided he had to do
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gotten, Trump decided he had to do
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gotten, Trump decided he had to do
something. Now, the good news is that
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something. Now, the good news is that
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something. Now, the good news is that
Trump sent in people to help TSA. The
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Trump sent in people to help TSA. The
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Trump sent in people to help TSA. The
bad news is those people are ICE
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>> and yesterday they were sent to airports
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>> and yesterday they were sent to airports
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>> and yesterday they were sent to airports
to start helping. So, let's see what
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to start helping. So, let's see what
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to start helping. So, let's see what
they've been doing. They appear to just
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they've been doing. They appear to just
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they've been doing. They appear to just
sort of be hanging out, milling around,
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sort of be hanging out, milling around,
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sort of be hanging out, milling around,
visiting with each other, unclear about
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visiting with each other, unclear about
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visiting with each other, unclear about
what their mission is at the airport,
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what their mission is at the airport,
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what their mission is at the airport,
walking around the airport. Some are
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walking around the airport. Some are
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walking around the airport. Some are
standing around in groups talking
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standing around in groups talking
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standing around in groups talking
amongst themselves. Some are walking in
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amongst themselves. Some are walking in
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amongst themselves. Some are walking in
and out of security.
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and out of security.
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and out of security.
>> They are not helping get people through
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>> They are not helping get people through
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>> They are not helping get people through
the line themselves. Uh they've been
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the line themselves. Uh they've been
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the line themselves. Uh they've been
standing next to TSA agents as people
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standing next to TSA agents as people
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standing next to TSA agents as people
get checked in, but they're not doing
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get checked in, but they're not doing
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get checked in, but they're not doing
the work of actually physically checking
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the work of actually physically checking
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the work of actually physically checking
people in.
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people in.
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people in.
>> You're telling me ICE agents are showing
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>> You're telling me ICE agents are showing
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>> You're telling me ICE agents are showing
up to the airport and doing absolutely
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up to the airport and doing absolutely
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up to the airport and doing absolutely
nothing?
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nothing?
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nothing?
Well, then it's my honor to present the
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Well, then it's my honor to present the
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Well, then it's my honor to present the
award for most improved agency.
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You're not doing anything. And honestly,
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You're not doing anything. And honestly,
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You're not doing anything. And honestly,
thank God.
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thank God.
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thank God.
>> Keep doing what you're not doing.
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Now, maybe this is the best possible
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Now, maybe this is the best possible
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Now, maybe this is the best possible
scenario for ICE. Sending them to the
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scenario for ICE. Sending them to the
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scenario for ICE. Sending them to the
airport can be like an afterchool
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airport can be like an afterchool
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airport can be like an afterchool
program for them. You know, I know
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program for them. You know, I know
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program for them. You know, I know
they're just standing around, but it's
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they're just standing around, but it's
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they're just standing around, but it's
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>> Look, it was always obvious that sending
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>> Look, it was always obvious that sending
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>> Look, it was always obvious that sending
ICE into the airports wasn't going to
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ICE into the airports wasn't going to
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ICE into the airports wasn't going to
help. The problem is that TSA workers
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help. The problem is that TSA workers
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help. The problem is that TSA workers
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aren't getting paid, so they're quitting
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aren't getting paid, so they're quitting
and calling out sick. Having other
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and calling out sick. Having other
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and calling out sick. Having other
random federal agencies still not being
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random federal agencies still not being
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random federal agencies still not being
TSA isn't going to fix that.
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TSA isn't going to fix that.
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TSA isn't going to fix that.
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>> We will also bring out, if we don't have
enough, we will bring out the National
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enough, we will bring out the National
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enough, we will bring out the National
Guard in, you know, where we need it uh
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Guard in, you know, where we need it uh
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to help out at the airports.
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to help out at the airports.
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>> No, stop sending more agencies. You're
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>> No, stop sending more agencies. You're
not going to make the security line
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not going to make the security line
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not going to make the security line
shorter. You're just going to make the
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shorter. You're just going to make the
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shorter. You're just going to make the
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Who are you going to send in next? Space
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Who are you going to send in next? Space
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>> IRS, RFK Jr.
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I can't scan your suitcase,
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I can't scan your suitcase,
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I can't scan your suitcase,
but you can watch me do push-ups and
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but you can watch me do push-ups and
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but you can watch me do push-ups and
jeans.
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Clearly, clearly Trump isn't helping.
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Clearly, clearly Trump isn't helping.
But the question is, who is to blame for
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But the question is, who is to blame for
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But the question is, who is to blame for
the shutdown in the first place? Well,
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the shutdown in the first place? Well,
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the shutdown in the first place? Well,
according to a story from Republican
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according to a story from Republican
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according to a story from Republican
Congressman Andy Bar, that definitely
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Congressman Andy Bar, that definitely
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Congressman Andy Bar, that definitely
happened. It's the Democrats.
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happened. It's the Democrats.
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happened. It's the Democrats.
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>> I was going through TSA the other day,
Maria, and a patriotic, wonderful TSA
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Maria, and a patriotic, wonderful TSA
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Maria, and a patriotic, wonderful TSA
supervisory officer uh stopped me and
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supervisory officer uh stopped me and
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supervisory officer uh stopped me and
she told me that she had missed her
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she told me that she had missed her
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she told me that she had missed her
second paycheck. And I I said, "I'm I'm
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second paycheck. And I I said, "I'm I'm
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second paycheck. And I I said, "I'm I'm
so sorry. That's so wrong that you
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so sorry. That's so wrong that you
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so sorry. That's so wrong that you
missed your second paycheck." And she
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missed your second paycheck." And she
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missed your second paycheck." And she
said, "Why are you apologizing? You
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said, "Why are you apologizing? You
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said, "Why are you apologizing? You
voted for my paycheck. You voted
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voted for my paycheck. You voted
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voted for my paycheck. You voted
repeatedly. Republicans have voted
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repeatedly. Republicans have voted
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repeatedly. Republicans have voted
repeatedly for a paycheck. It's the
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repeatedly for a paycheck. It's the
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repeatedly for a paycheck. It's the
Democrats who need to apologize to me.
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>> And then she said to me, "You're an
American hero, Andy.
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Come use the special line we reserve for
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Come use the special line we reserve for
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Come use the special line we reserve for
the most handsome of men."
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the most handsome of men."
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the most handsome of men."
And I did.
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And I did.
And as I was collecting my luggage, she
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And as I was collecting my luggage, she
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said, "Andy, I love you, Andy."
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said, "Andy, I love you, Andy."
And we started to kiss and she was very
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And we started to kiss and she was very
attractive. And and we got to know each
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attractive. And and we got to know each
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attractive. And and we got to know each
other. Then she had my baby.
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other. Then she had my baby.
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other. Then she had my baby.
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take care of this baby, Andy. You're too
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take care of this baby, Andy. You're too
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take care of this baby, Andy. You're too
important. Plus, you have a flight to
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important. Plus, you have a flight to
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important. Plus, you have a flight to
catch.
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Go save the country from the Democrats
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Go save the country from the Democrats
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Go save the country from the Democrats
who again are bad and evil and not as
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who again are bad and evil and not as
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who again are bad and evil and not as
hot as you. Andy,
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hot as you. Andy,
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hot as you. Andy,
>> thank you.
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>> thank you.
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But while Andy Bar's fanfiction about
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But while Andy Bar's fanfiction about
this TSA adventure is obviously
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this TSA adventure is obviously
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this TSA adventure is obviously
it's more important to note
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it's more important to note
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it's more important to note
that the underlying point he was making
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that the underlying point he was making
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that the underlying point he was making
is also Because even Senate
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is also Because even Senate
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is also Because even Senate
Republicans admit this whole thing could
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Republicans admit this whole thing could
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Republicans admit this whole thing could
have been over by now if not for one
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have been over by now if not for one
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have been over by now if not for one
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man.
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man.
>> Senator Cruz and I came up with a plan.
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>> Senator Cruz and I came up with a plan.
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>> Senator Cruz and I came up with a plan.
Senator submitted that to President
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Senator submitted that to President
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Senator submitted that to President
Trump uh as is his right. He said, "No,
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Trump uh as is his right. He said, "No,
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Trump uh as is his right. He said, "No,
no deals with the Democrats." We could
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no deals with the Democrats." We could
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no deals with the Democrats." We could
have had TSA paid by the end of the
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have had TSA paid by the end of the
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have had TSA paid by the end of the
week, but uh the president said, "No
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week, but uh the president said, "No
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week, but uh the president said, "No
deal." Donald Trump.
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deal." Donald Trump.
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deal." Donald Trump.
>> Donald Trump said no deal. The dealmaker
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>> Donald Trump said no deal. The dealmaker
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>> Donald Trump said no deal. The dealmaker
himself said no deal. So, wait, wait,
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himself said no deal. So, wait, wait,
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himself said no deal. So, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. You'll take gifts from
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wait, wait, wait. You'll take gifts from
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wait, wait, wait. You'll take gifts from
a country we're at war with,
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a country we're at war with,
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a country we're at war with,
>> but you won't make a deal with the
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>> but you won't make a deal with the
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>> but you won't make a deal with the
Democrats to keep the government
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Democrats to keep the government
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Democrats to keep the government
running. What if they offered you
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running. What if they offered you
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running. What if they offered you
something really expensive?
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something really expensive?
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something really expensive?
Donald, what is it that you want? What's
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Donald, what is it that you want? What's
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Donald, what is it that you want? What's
so important that you'll keep us all
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so important that you'll keep us all
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so important that you'll keep us all
waiting security lines for a fortnight?
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waiting security lines for a fortnight?
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waiting security lines for a fortnight?
>> The most important thing we can have is
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>> The most important thing we can have is
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>> The most important thing we can have is
what's called the Save America Act.
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what's called the Save America Act.
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what's called the Save America Act.
Don't make any deal on anything unless
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Don't make any deal on anything unless
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Don't make any deal on anything unless
you include voter ID and you have to be
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you include voter ID and you have to be
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you include voter ID and you have to be
a citizen to vote. Mail-in voting means
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a citizen to vote. Mail-in voting means
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a citizen to vote. Mail-in voting means
mailin cheating. I call it mail-in
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mailin cheating. I call it mail-in
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mailin cheating. I call it mail-in
cheating.
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No, no. That's right. Trump does not
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No, no. That's right. Trump does not
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No, no. That's right. Trump does not
believe in mailin cheating. All right.
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believe in mailin cheating. All right.
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believe in mailin cheating. All right.
If you want to cheat, you do it in
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If you want to cheat, you do it in
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If you want to cheat, you do it in
person. Okay.
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But hey, but hey, Trump is standing on
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But hey, but hey, Trump is standing on
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But hey, but hey, Trump is standing on
principle. The man thinks voting by mail
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principle. The man thinks voting by mail
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principle. The man thinks voting by mail
is an existential threat to democracy.
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is an existential threat to democracy.
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is an existential threat to democracy.
Full stop. Period. President Donald
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Full stop. Period. President Donald
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Full stop. Period. President Donald
Trump cast a mail-in ballot in an
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Trump cast a mail-in ballot in an
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Trump cast a mail-in ballot in an
upcoming Florida special election.
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upcoming Florida special election.
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upcoming Florida special election.
Semicolon
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aster dollar sign number four
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aster dollar sign number four
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aster dollar sign number four
exclamation point. That's me cursing cuz
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exclamation point. That's me cursing cuz
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exclamation point. That's me cursing cuz
Trump lies all the time. So yes, you're
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Trump lies all the time. So yes, you're
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Trump lies all the time. So yes, you're
going to have to wait in line at TSA
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going to have to wait in line at TSA
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going to have to wait in line at TSA
like it's a sneaker drop because voting.
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like it's a sneaker drop because voting.
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like it's a sneaker drop because voting.
It's the kind of logical connection that
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It's the kind of logical connection that
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It's the kind of logical connection that
makes perfect sense if your brains are
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makes perfect sense if your brains are
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makes perfect sense if your brains are
made of biscoff.
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So, I guess it's going to take a while
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So, I guess it's going to take a while
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So, I guess it's going to take a while
before the airport security lines are
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before the airport security lines are
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before the airport security lines are
cleared up. And while it may not seem
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cleared up. And while it may not seem
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cleared up. And while it may not seem
like ICE is helping, they're offering a
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like ICE is helping, they're offering a
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like ICE is helping, they're offering a
new program that can speed things up a
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new program that can speed things up a
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new program that can speed things up a
bit. Here at DHS, we see the long
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bit. Here at DHS, we see the long
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bit. Here at DHS, we see the long
airport lines. And we've sent ICE agents
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airport lines. And we've sent ICE agents
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airport lines. And we've sent ICE agents
to help out. But we're not stopping
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to help out. But we're not stopping
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to help out. But we're not stopping
there. Today, we're introducing Ice
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there. Today, we're introducing Ice
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there. Today, we're introducing Ice
Pre-Check, the program that speeds you
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Pre-Check, the program that speeds you
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Pre-Check, the program that speeds you
through airport security. Ice Style.
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through airport security. Ice Style.
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through airport security. Ice Style.
Just pull up to the curb and a friendly
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Just pull up to the curb and a friendly
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Just pull up to the curb and a friendly
masked agent will drag you by your hair
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masked agent will drag you by your hair
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masked agent will drag you by your hair
directly to your gate. You won't even
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directly to your gate. You won't even
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directly to your gate. You won't even
have to remove your shoes. And if you
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have to remove your shoes. And if you
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have to remove your shoes. And if you
want to keep your laptop in your bag, no
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want to keep your laptop in your bag, no
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want to keep your laptop in your bag, no
problem. Unless we decide it's a
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problem. Unless we decide it's a
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problem. Unless we decide it's a
problem, in which case, take your laptop
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problem, in which case, take your laptop
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problem, in which case, take your laptop
out of your bag. But you can leave your
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out of your bag. But you can leave your
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out of your bag. But you can leave your
belt on.
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belt on.
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belt on.
>> Ice cream saved me so much time. Now I
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>> Ice cream saved me so much time. Now I
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>> Ice cream saved me so much time. Now I
can relax and get ready for my flight to
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can relax and get ready for my flight to
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can relax and get ready for my flight to
South Sudan.
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South Sudan.
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South Sudan.
>> Ice PreCheck makes the airport easy.
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>> Ice PreCheck makes the airport easy.
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>> Ice PreCheck makes the airport easy.
Traveling with kids? Not anymore. The
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Traveling with kids? Not anymore. The
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Traveling with kids? Not anymore. The
application process is simple. There
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application process is simple. There
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application process is simple. There
isn't one. DHS and Palunteer have
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isn't one. DHS and Palunteer have
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isn't one. DHS and Palunteer have
already determined your eligibility
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already determined your eligibility
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already determined your eligibility
based on their vast database of DNA. Our
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based on their vast database of DNA. Our
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based on their vast database of DNA. Our
members are loving ICE PreCheck. Wow,
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members are loving ICE PreCheck. Wow,
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members are loving ICE PreCheck. Wow,
what a timesaver. Ice PreCheck service
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what a timesaver. Ice PreCheck service
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what a timesaver. Ice PreCheck service
so good it's practically unamerican. All
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so good it's practically unamerican. All
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so good it's practically unamerican. All
right.
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