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in Las Vegas

also. Happy Taco Tuesday to run it all.

also. Happy Taco Tuesday to run it all.

also. Happy Taco Tuesday to run it all. We are coming to you from our

We are coming to you from our

We are coming to you from our headquarters in Los Angeles, home of the

headquarters in Los Angeles, home of the

headquarters in Los Angeles, home of the 2028 Summer Olympic Games. I'm excited

2028 Summer Olympic Games. I'm excited

2028 Summer Olympic Games. I'm excited about the Olympics coming your GMO. You

about the Olympics coming your GMO. You

about the Olympics coming your GMO. You and I, we're going to go to all the

and I, we're going to go to all the

and I, we're going to go to all the canoeing events. Every one of them.

canoeing events. Every one of them.

canoeing events. Every one of them. >> You got You got it, Jimmy. Yes. You

>> You got You got it, Jimmy. Yes. You

>> You got You got it, Jimmy. Yes. You know, even though the Olympics are more

know, even though the Olympics are more

know, even though the Olympics are more than two years away, we now have the

than two years away, we now have the

than two years away, we now have the official color palette of the games

official color palette of the games

official color palette of the games finally. I've been waiting for this

finally. I've been waiting for this

finally. I've been waiting for this official color palette since they

official color palette since they

official color palette since they announced it. And here it is. They say

announced it. And here it is. They say

announced it. And here it is. They say it was inspired by the Super Bloom here

it was inspired by the Super Bloom here

it was inspired by the Super Bloom here in California, which is something I've

in California, which is something I've

in California, which is something I've never heard of. Does you ever hear Can

never heard of. Does you ever hear Can

never heard of. Does you ever hear Can you smoke the Super Bloom? I don't know

you smoke the Super Bloom? I don't know

you smoke the Super Bloom? I don't know what that is, but put that back up

what that is, but put that back up

what that is, but put that back up because I hopefully President Trump's

because I hopefully President Trump's

because I hopefully President Trump's going to like it. I think he will. It's

going to like it. I think he will. It's

going to like it. I think he will. It's got it's got the orange of his skin, the

got it's got the orange of his skin, the

got it's got the orange of his skin, the yellow of his hair, and the the purple

yellow of his hair, and the the purple

yellow of his hair, and the the purple of his hand bruises. So,

of his hand bruises. So,

of his hand bruises. So, we will learn more about the plan for

we will learn more about the plan for

we will learn more about the plan for the Olympics

the Olympics

the Olympics over the coming months, but I have a I

over the coming months, but I have a I

over the coming months, but I have a I think I have a great idea of for who

think I have a great idea of for who

think I have a great idea of for who should be the announcer at the opening

should be the announcer at the opening

should be the announcer at the opening ceremonies.

ceremonies.

ceremonies. Welcome

Welcome

Welcome Albania,

Albania,

Albania, Antigga and Burbuda, Aruba, Bosnia and

Antigga and Burbuda, Aruba, Bosnia and

Antigga and Burbuda, Aruba, Bosnia and Herzuggoina,

Herzuggoina,

Herzuggoina, Bangladesh,

Bangladesh,

Bangladesh, Bise and Bolivia, Burundi, Cabo Verde,

Bise and Bolivia, Burundi, Cabo Verde,

Bise and Bolivia, Burundi, Cabo Verde, Congo, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic,

Congo, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic,

Congo, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Equatorial Guinea, Estonia,

Ecuador, Equatorial Guinea, Estonia,

Ecuador, Equatorial Guinea, Estonia, France, Gambia, Georgia, Ghana, and

France, Gambia, Georgia, Ghana, and

France, Gambia, Georgia, Ghana, and Guatemala here in Washington DC.

Guatemala here in Washington DC.

Guatemala here in Washington DC. >> You remember that um

>> You remember that um

>> You remember that um remember the song

remember the song

remember the song Coca by the Beach Boys? It would be fun

Coca by the Beach Boys? It would be fun

Coca by the Beach Boys? It would be fun to hear her do that, right? Well done,

to hear her do that, right? Well done,

to hear her do that, right? Well done, Melania. Oh, she's still going.

Melania. Oh, she's still going.

Melania. Oh, she's still going. Greetings Israel, Kenya, Kosovo,

Greetings Israel, Kenya, Kosovo,

Greetings Israel, Kenya, Kosovo, Lithuania, Malta, Malawi, Montenegro,

Lithuania, Malta, Malawi, Montenegro,

Lithuania, Malta, Malawi, Montenegro, Morocco, Nigeria,

Morocco, Nigeria,

Morocco, Nigeria, North Macedonia, Palao, Panama, and of

North Macedonia, Palao, Panama, and of

North Macedonia, Palao, Panama, and of course, Paraguay.

course, Paraguay.

course, Paraguay. >> Of course, Paraguay. What? What are we

>> Of course, Paraguay. What? What are we

>> Of course, Paraguay. What? What are we savages? I mean, where are my

savages? I mean, where are my

savages? I mean, where are my Panameanians at? Why would they do this

Panameanians at? Why would they do this

Panameanians at? Why would they do this to her? I mean, why would they make her

to her? I mean, why would they make her

to her? I mean, why would they make her announce the names of all of the

announce the names of all of the

announce the names of all of the country? She could have just said,

country? She could have just said,

country? She could have just said, "Welcome everyone but Iran." Instead,

"Welcome everyone but Iran." Instead,

"Welcome everyone but Iran." Instead, instead they put her through a whole

instead they put her through a whole

instead they put her through a whole duallingingo to Oh, she's not finished.

duallingingo to Oh, she's not finished.

duallingingo to Oh, she's not finished. >> Hello, Poland, Romania, Sagal, Serbia,

>> Hello, Poland, Romania, Sagal, Serbia,

>> Hello, Poland, Romania, Sagal, Serbia, Seashells, Sierra Leon, Slovenia,

Seashells, Sierra Leon, Slovenia,

Seashells, Sierra Leon, Slovenia, St. Kits, and Neves,

St. Kits, and Neves,

St. Kits, and Neves, Ukraine, and UAE.

Ukraine, and UAE.

Ukraine, and UAE. >> Oh, I guess Zimbabwe couldn't make it.

>> Oh, I guess Zimbabwe couldn't make it.

>> Oh, I guess Zimbabwe couldn't make it. It's probably for the best. And then at

It's probably for the best. And then at

It's probably for the best. And then at the end of the summit, she said goodbye

the end of the summit, she said goodbye

the end of the summit, she said goodbye to the mall in reverse. It was amazing.

to the mall in reverse. It was amazing.

to the mall in reverse. It was amazing. Meanwhile, her husband was in Memphis

Meanwhile, her husband was in Memphis

Meanwhile, her husband was in Memphis yesterday. He took a VIP tour of

yesterday. He took a VIP tour of

yesterday. He took a VIP tour of Graceand while he was there. He invaded

Graceand while he was there. He invaded

Graceand while he was there. He invaded Graceand. And then Yelvis hosted a

Graceand. And then Yelvis hosted a

Graceand. And then Yelvis hosted a roundt to catch us up on his efforts to

roundt to catch us up on his efforts to

roundt to catch us up on his efforts to crack down on crime, including the most

crack down on crime, including the most

crack down on crime, including the most heinous crime of all, putting your

heinous crime of all, putting your

heinous crime of all, putting your ballots in a mailbox. you know, um,

ballots in a mailbox. you know, um,

ballots in a mailbox. you know, um, brought to my attention today that we're

brought to my attention today that we're

brought to my attention today that we're the only country that doesn't that does

the only country that doesn't that does

the only country that doesn't that does mail-in voting. Mail-in voting means

mail-in voting. Mail-in voting means

mail-in voting. Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating. I call it mail-in

mail-in cheating. I call it mail-in

mail-in cheating. I call it mail-in cheating.

cheating.

cheating. >> That's right. He prefers in-person

>> That's right. He prefers in-person

>> That's right. He prefers in-person cheating,

cheating,

cheating, preferably with a porn star

preferably with a porn star

preferably with a porn star shortly after his wife gives birth. And

shortly after his wife gives birth. And

shortly after his wife gives birth. And he keeps saying, it was brought to his

he keeps saying, it was brought to his

he keeps saying, it was brought to his attention today, that we're the only

attention today, that we're the only

attention today, that we're the only country that does mail-in voting. That

country that does mail-in voting. That

country that does mail-in voting. That when is somebody going to step in and

when is somebody going to step in and

when is somebody going to step in and tell him that is not true? 34 countries

tell him that is not true? 34 countries

tell him that is not true? 34 countries have mailin voting. All the countries

have mailin voting. All the countries

have mailin voting. All the countries that have mail have mailin voting. So,

that have mail have mailin voting. So,

that have mail have mailin voting. So, okay, so here's where the real magic

okay, so here's where the real magic

okay, so here's where the real magic comes in. That was yesterday.

comes in. That was yesterday.

comes in. That was yesterday. Guess what he did today?

Guess what he did today?

Guess what he did today? >> That's right. He voted by mail today for

>> That's right. He voted by mail today for

>> That's right. He voted by mail today for the special election in Florida. He's

the special election in Florida. He's

the special election in Florida. He's unbelievable. He's really Donald Trump

unbelievable. He's really Donald Trump

unbelievable. He's really Donald Trump claiming he wants to protect election

claiming he wants to protect election

claiming he wants to protect election integrity is like Bill Cosby telling you

integrity is like Bill Cosby telling you

integrity is like Bill Cosby telling you he'll watch your drink for you.

he'll watch your drink for you.

he'll watch your drink for you. Next, we're going to find out

Next, we're going to find out

Next, we're going to find out that his blow dryer is powered by a

that his blow dryer is powered by a

that his blow dryer is powered by a windmill or something. You know, I

windmill or something. You know, I

windmill or something. You know, I mentioned this last week, and now it is

mentioned this last week, and now it is

mentioned this last week, and now it is official. The Trump administration is

official. The Trump administration is

official. The Trump administration is shelling out a billion dollars of our

shelling out a billion dollars of our

shelling out a billion dollars of our money to a French energy company to

money to a French energy company to

money to a French energy company to cancel construction of wind turbines in

cancel construction of wind turbines in

cancel construction of wind turbines in North Carolina and New York. He's paying

North Carolina and New York. He's paying

North Carolina and New York. He's paying this company to not build these

this company to not build these

this company to not build these renewable energy farms

renewable energy farms

renewable energy farms because he has this weird hatred of what

because he has this weird hatred of what

because he has this weird hatred of what he calls windmills. He says they're

he calls windmills. He says they're

he calls windmills. He says they're unsightly, they're ugly monsters,

unsightly, they're ugly monsters,

unsightly, they're ugly monsters, they're losers, a con job, they're bad

they're losers, a con job, they're bad

they're losers, a con job, they're bad for the environment, and they make a lot

for the environment, and they make a lot

for the environment, and they make a lot of noise, which is exactly how most of

of noise, which is exactly how most of

of noise, which is exactly how most of us feel about him.

And so,

And so,

And so, isn't it,

isn't it,

isn't it, do you know where the windmill was

do you know where the windmill was

do you know where the windmill was invented? It was invented in Iran.

invented? It was invented in Iran.

invented? It was invented in Iran. Persians invented the windmill between

Persians invented the windmill between

Persians invented the windmill between 500 900 AD. And now he wants to destroy

500 900 AD. And now he wants to destroy

500 900 AD. And now he wants to destroy them for it. I guess the manhub of

them for it. I guess the manhub of

them for it. I guess the manhub of Lamacha again declared victory in Iran

Lamacha again declared victory in Iran

Lamacha again declared victory in Iran today. He said this war has been won and

today. He said this war has been won and

today. He said this war has been won and yet we're still fighting it. Or are we?

yet we're still fighting it. Or are we?

yet we're still fighting it. Or are we? We don't know. According to the

We don't know. According to the

We don't know. According to the president, there were some major

president, there were some major

president, there were some major progress yesterday thanks to a

progress yesterday thanks to a

progress yesterday thanks to a mysterious gift. You think I trust them?

mysterious gift. You think I trust them?

mysterious gift. You think I trust them? I don't trust them.

I don't trust them.

I don't trust them. >> Then why bother talking to them?

>> Then why bother talking to them?

>> Then why bother talking to them? >> Because they're gonna make a deal.

>> Because they're gonna make a deal.

>> Because they're gonna make a deal. They're gonna make a deal. They did

They're gonna make a deal. They did

They're gonna make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing.

something yesterday that was amazing.

something yesterday that was amazing. Actually, they gave us a present and the

Actually, they gave us a present and the

Actually, they gave us a present and the president arrived today and it was a

president arrived today and it was a

president arrived today and it was a very big present worth a tremendous

very big present worth a tremendous

very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I'm not going to

amount of money. And I'm not going to

amount of money. And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it is

tell you what that present is, but it is

tell you what that present is, but it is a very significant uh

a very significant uh

a very significant uh uh prize and they gave it to us and they

uh prize and they gave it to us and they

uh prize and they gave it to us and they said they were going to give it. So,

said they were going to give it. So,

said they were going to give it. So, that meant one thing to me. We're

that meant one thing to me. We're

that meant one thing to me. We're dealing with the right people.

dealing with the right people.

dealing with the right people. >> A prize. You gave them either a present

>> A prize. You gave them either a present

>> A prize. You gave them either a present or a prize. What kind of what kind of

or a prize. What kind of what kind of

or a prize. What kind of what kind of present did they send? Did they give him

present did they send? Did they give him

present did they send? Did they give him a Vitamix? I mean, what

a Vitamix? I mean, what

a Vitamix? I mean, what is he sure it's safe to open this

is he sure it's safe to open this

is he sure it's safe to open this present when he gets it? Who would have

present when he gets it? Who would have

present when he gets it? Who would have ever guessed he could be easily

ever guessed he could be easily

ever guessed he could be easily manipulated by expensive gifts? Maybe

manipulated by expensive gifts? Maybe

manipulated by expensive gifts? Maybe they gave him a medal that says world's

they gave him a medal that says world's

they gave him a medal that says world's greatest enemy or something. I don't

greatest enemy or something. I don't

greatest enemy or something. I don't know. I can't wait to find out what this

know. I can't wait to find out what this

know. I can't wait to find out what this incredibly valuable prize could be. You

incredibly valuable prize could be. You

incredibly valuable prize could be. You know, one thing we can be grateful for

know, one thing we can be grateful for

know, one thing we can be grateful for is that the president surrounds himself

is that the president surrounds himself

is that the president surrounds himself with great minds like the former mayor

with great minds like the former mayor

with great minds like the former mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani, who gave us

of New York, Rudy Giuliani, who gave us

of New York, Rudy Giuliani, who gave us this update on the plan to reopen the

this update on the plan to reopen the

this update on the plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

Strait of Hormuz.

Strait of Hormuz. Her moose is still closed.

Her moose is still closed.

Her moose is still closed. We're gonna We're going to just close

We're gonna We're going to just close

We're gonna We're going to just close off with some kind of a

We're going to close off with just a

Well, with with just a what? What kind?

Well, with with just a what? What kind?

Well, with with just a what? What kind? Mayor Giuliani, what are we going to

Mayor Giuliani, what are we going to

Mayor Giuliani, what are we going to close off with?

close off with?

close off with? Mayor Giuliani, can you hear me?

Mayor Giuliani, can you hear me?

Mayor Giuliani, can you hear me? Mayor Mayor Giuliani, you are on

Mayor Mayor Giuliani, you are on

Mayor Mayor Giuliani, you are on television right now. You're still on.

television right now. You're still on.

television right now. You're still on. The show is still on. Hello. I think

The show is still on. Hello. I think

The show is still on. Hello. I think we're watching the first ever human

we're watching the first ever human

we're watching the first ever human buffering before our eyes.

buffering before our eyes.

buffering before our eyes. May Rudy.

May Rudy.

May Rudy. Rudy.

Rudy.

Rudy. We'll see.

We'll see.

We'll see. Okay, he's back. All right. You know

Okay, he's back. All right. You know

Okay, he's back. All right. You know what? We're going to take 10 seconds for

what? We're going to take 10 seconds for

what? We're going to take 10 seconds for station identification. You're watching

station identification. You're watching

station identification. You're watching the Nursing Home Podcast Network.

the Nursing Home Podcast Network.

the Nursing Home Podcast Network. Rudy Giuliani might not be with us much

Rudy Giuliani might not be with us much

Rudy Giuliani might not be with us much longer, but

longer, but

longer, but >> don't worry, Trump's got a whole new

>> don't worry, Trump's got a whole new

>> don't worry, Trump's got a whole new generation of thinkers lined up,

generation of thinkers lined up,

generation of thinkers lined up, including his newly confirmed Secretary

including his newly confirmed Secretary

including his newly confirmed Secretary of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne, Chuck

of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne, Chuck

of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne, Chuck Mike, Bruce Dave Melon, Mullen Mel.

Mike, Bruce Dave Melon, Mullen Mel.

Mike, Bruce Dave Melon, Mullen Mel. Maybe Melon's better. He is the now

Maybe Melon's better. He is the now

Maybe Melon's better. He is the now former senator of Oklahoma. Before he

former senator of Oklahoma. Before he

former senator of Oklahoma. Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne

was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne

was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne Mullen was a low-level MMA fighter and a

Mullen was a low-level MMA fighter and a

Mullen was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber. That's right. We have a plumber

plumber. That's right. We have a plumber

plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism. Now, it

protecting us from terrorism. Now, it

protecting us from terrorism. Now, it work for Super Mario. Why not Mark

work for Super Mario. Why not Mark

work for Super Mario. Why not Mark Wayne? It's But honestly, I mean, if

Wayne? It's But honestly, I mean, if

Wayne? It's But honestly, I mean, if Trump is going to keep picking these

Trump is going to keep picking these

Trump is going to keep picking these unqualified people to run the

unqualified people to run the

unqualified people to run the department, why not have more fun with

department, why not have more fun with

department, why not have more fun with it? I mean, next time instead of Mark

it? I mean, next time instead of Mark

it? I mean, next time instead of Mark Wayne, how about Little Wayne for

Wayne, how about Little Wayne for

Wayne, how about Little Wayne for Homeland Security? At least we could get

Homeland Security? At least we could get

Homeland Security? At least we could get a concert out of it, right? Mullen is

a concert out of it, right? Mullen is

a concert out of it, right? Mullen is replacing Christy Gnome, who was ousted

replacing Christy Gnome, who was ousted

replacing Christy Gnome, who was ousted three weeks ago and will never be seen

three weeks ago and will never be seen

three weeks ago and will never be seen again. Today, Trump hosted a a swearing

again. Today, Trump hosted a a swearing

again. Today, Trump hosted a a swearing in ceremony for Mark Wayne and his

in ceremony for Mark Wayne and his

in ceremony for Mark Wayne and his Molinets where he shared his thoughts on

Molinets where he shared his thoughts on

Molinets where he shared his thoughts on what is surely the greatest threat to

what is surely the greatest threat to

what is surely the greatest threat to our homeland security.

our homeland security.

our homeland security. >> Anybody in your family want men to play

>> Anybody in your family want men to play

>> Anybody in your family want men to play in women's sports? I don't think so,

in women's sports? I don't think so,

in women's sports? I don't think so, Jim. Right. How would they do? Would

Jim. Right. How would they do? Would

Jim. Right. How would they do? Would they do good wrestling you? They would

they do good wrestling you? They would

they do good wrestling you? They would be in trouble. He said, "Yes, they'd be

be in trouble. He said, "Yes, they'd be

be in trouble. He said, "Yes, they'd be in big trouble. It's so crazy.

in big trouble. It's so crazy.

in big trouble. It's so crazy. transgender mutilization of children. We

transgender mutilization of children. We

transgender mutilization of children. We don't want that. Men playing in women's

don't want that. Men playing in women's

don't want that. Men playing in women's sports. Uh men in women's sports. Uh

sports. Uh men in women's sports. Uh

sports. Uh men in women's sports. Uh transgender for everyone. They want men

transgender for everyone. They want men

transgender for everyone. They want men to be able to play in women's sports.

to be able to play in women's sports.

to be able to play in women's sports. They want transgender for everybody.

They want transgender for everybody.

They want transgender for everybody. >> Terrible.

>> Terrible.

>> Terrible. >> Terrible. It always goes back to

>> Terrible. It always goes back to

>> Terrible. It always goes back to transgender with every time he opens his

transgender with every time he opens his

transgender with every time he opens his mouth, he could turn a wedding toast

mouth, he could turn a wedding toast

mouth, he could turn a wedding toast into a rant about penises. Is Is it

into a rant about penises. Is Is it

into a rant about penises. Is Is it possible he's trying to tell us he wants

possible he's trying to tell us he wants

possible he's trying to tell us he wants to be a woman deep down inside? I mean,

to be a woman deep down inside? I mean,

to be a woman deep down inside? I mean, why else do we keep bringing this up?

why else do we keep bringing this up?

why else do we keep bringing this up? And the best part is the guy Jim he was

And the best part is the guy Jim he was

And the best part is the guy Jim he was talking to was Mark Wayne Mullen's son

talking to was Mark Wayne Mullen's son

talking to was Mark Wayne Mullen's son >> or daughter if they're not careful. They

>> or daughter if they're not careful. They

>> or daughter if they're not careful. They really have to. Elsewhere in Washington,

really have to. Elsewhere in Washington,

really have to. Elsewhere in Washington, the Senate Judiciary Committee today had

the Senate Judiciary Committee today had

the Senate Judiciary Committee today had hearing on their investigation of the

hearing on their investigation of the

hearing on their investigation of the investigation of Trump's efforts to

investigation of Trump's efforts to

investigation of Trump's efforts to overthrow the election. It's called

overthrow the election. It's called

overthrow the election. It's called Operation Arctic Frost, which is not a

Operation Arctic Frost, which is not a

Operation Arctic Frost, which is not a flavor of Gatorade. It was it is the

flavor of Gatorade. It was it is the

flavor of Gatorade. It was it is the code name for Jack Smith's probe into

code name for Jack Smith's probe into

code name for Jack Smith's probe into Trump shenanigans. In 2020, the DOJ

Trump shenanigans. In 2020, the DOJ

Trump shenanigans. In 2020, the DOJ subpoenaed the phone records of a number

subpoenaed the phone records of a number

subpoenaed the phone records of a number of prominent Republican politicians,

of prominent Republican politicians,

of prominent Republican politicians, including sweaty Teddy Cruz, who was

including sweaty Teddy Cruz, who was

including sweaty Teddy Cruz, who was highly upset. The FBI took the cell

highly upset. The FBI took the cell

highly upset. The FBI took the cell phone data of nearly 20% of the

phone data of nearly 20% of the

phone data of nearly 20% of the Republicans in the Senate. Such invasive

Republicans in the Senate. Such invasive

Republicans in the Senate. Such invasive subpoenas were granted by Judge

subpoenas were granted by Judge

subpoenas were granted by Judge Booseberg. And Judge Booseberg signed

Booseberg. And Judge Booseberg signed

Booseberg. And Judge Booseberg signed those orders

those orders

those orders like he was printing the menu at a

like he was printing the menu at a

like he was printing the menu at a Denny's.

Sign them like he was printing a menu at

Sign them like he was printing a menu at

Sign them like he was printing a menu at a Denny's.

a Denny's.

a Denny's. Who prints the menu at a Denny's?

Who prints the menu at a Denny's?

Who prints the menu at a Denny's? They come laminated. This This simile

They come laminated. This This simile

They come laminated. This This simile makes no sense. Please, Ted, explain

makes no sense. Please, Ted, explain

makes no sense. Please, Ted, explain this in human tongue because we don't

this in human tongue because we don't

this in human tongue because we don't know. What does Denny's have anything to

know. What does Denny's have anything to

know. What does Denny's have anything to do with any of this? Are you saying

do with any of this? Are you saying

do with any of this? Are you saying you're hungry for pancakes? Because if

you're hungry for pancakes? Because if

you're hungry for pancakes? Because if so, we'll get you some scrambled eggs. I

so, we'll get you some scrambled eggs. I

so, we'll get you some scrambled eggs. I don't. Meanwhile, none of these guys are

don't. Meanwhile, none of these guys are

don't. Meanwhile, none of these guys are screaming about the fact that we still

screaming about the fact that we still

screaming about the fact that we still haven't seen all the Trump Epstein

haven't seen all the Trump Epstein

haven't seen all the Trump Epstein files. They were we were supposed to by

files. They were we were supposed to by

files. They were we were supposed to by December.

December.

December. You know, Jeffrey Epstein lived

You know, Jeffrey Epstein lived

You know, Jeffrey Epstein lived primarily in Palm Beach, Florida,

primarily in Palm Beach, Florida,

primarily in Palm Beach, Florida, conveniently located near his friend at

conveniently located near his friend at

conveniently located near his friend at Mara Lago. The fallout from his

Mara Lago. The fallout from his

Mara Lago. The fallout from his activities have impacted a lot of

activities have impacted a lot of

activities have impacted a lot of people, including this local Palm Beach

people, including this local Palm Beach

people, including this local Palm Beach lookalike.

lookalike.

lookalike. >> Hey everybody, this is Palm Beach Pete

>> Hey everybody, this is Palm Beach Pete

>> Hey everybody, this is Palm Beach Pete and my video went viral cuz some dude

and my video went viral cuz some dude

and my video went viral cuz some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving

randomly filmed me while I was driving

randomly filmed me while I was driving on I 95 unbeknownst to me and the next

on I 95 unbeknownst to me and the next

on I 95 unbeknownst to me and the next thing I know I'm a viral sensation. It's

thing I know I'm a viral sensation. It's

thing I know I'm a viral sensation. It's pretty crazy. Thanks.

pretty crazy. Thanks.

pretty crazy. Thanks. >> So you're not Jeffrey Epstein?

>> So you're not Jeffrey Epstein?

>> So you're not Jeffrey Epstein? >> I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm Palm Beach

>> I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm Palm Beach

>> I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm Palm Beach P.

P.

P. >> A boy. Yeah.

>> A boy. Yeah.

>> A boy. Yeah. >> Okay. Peace out.

>> Okay. Peace out.

>> Okay. Peace out. >> Peace out, Palm Beach Pete. Oh, this

>> Peace out, Palm Beach Pete. Oh, this

>> Peace out, Palm Beach Pete. Oh, this poor guy. And I don't know what happened

poor guy. And I don't know what happened

poor guy. And I don't know what happened after that video, but whatever it was,

after that video, but whatever it was,

after that video, but whatever it was, he felt the need to clarify once again

he felt the need to clarify once again

he felt the need to clarify once again that he is not the president's former BF

that he is not the president's former BF

that he is not the president's former BF Jeff.

Jeff.

Jeff. >> Good morning, everybody. This is Palm

>> Good morning, everybody. This is Palm

>> Good morning, everybody. This is Palm Beach Pete from Palm Beach, Florida. I

Beach Pete from Palm Beach, Florida. I

Beach Pete from Palm Beach, Florida. I want to thank everybody for the positive

want to thank everybody for the positive

want to thank everybody for the positive comments I got from saying, "I'm not

comments I got from saying, "I'm not

comments I got from saying, "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just Palm Beach

Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just Palm Beach

Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just Palm Beach Pete." Going to play some tennis today.

Pete." Going to play some tennis today.

Pete." Going to play some tennis today. going into town. Have lunch. I'm so not

going into town. Have lunch. I'm so not

going into town. Have lunch. I'm so not Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just me being me.

Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just me being me.

Jeffrey Epstein. I'm just me being me. And it's a crazy phenomenon that has

And it's a crazy phenomenon that has

And it's a crazy phenomenon that has went really viral. And I really

went really viral. And I really

went really viral. And I really appreciate all the support. And just

appreciate all the support. And just

appreciate all the support. And just want to reiterate, I'm Peter from Palm

want to reiterate, I'm Peter from Palm

want to reiterate, I'm Peter from Palm Beach. Have nothing to do with Jeffrey

Beach. Have nothing to do with Jeffrey

Beach. Have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. He's a very bad person. What he

Epstein. He's a very bad person. What he

Epstein. He's a very bad person. What he did obviously. And he is dead.

did obviously. And he is dead.

did obviously. And he is dead. >> Well, I don't know. That's That's what

>> Well, I don't know. That's That's what

>> Well, I don't know. That's That's what a Jeffrey Epstein who faked his own

a Jeffrey Epstein who faked his own

a Jeffrey Epstein who faked his own death would say, right? I mean, now I

death would say, right? I mean, now I

death would say, right? I mean, now I don't know what life is like for a

don't know what life is like for a

don't know what life is like for a Jeffrey Epstein lookalike who lives in

Jeffrey Epstein lookalike who lives in

Jeffrey Epstein lookalike who lives in Palm Beach, but I really wanted to find

Palm Beach, but I really wanted to find

Palm Beach, but I really wanted to find out. So, we tracked him down. And please

out. So, we tracked him down. And please

out. So, we tracked him down. And please say hello now to Palm Beach Pete who is

say hello now to Palm Beach Pete who is

say hello now to Palm Beach Pete who is standing by. Hi, Pete.

standing by. Hi, Pete.

standing by. Hi, Pete. >> Hey, Jimmy.

>> Hey, Jimmy.

>> Hey, Jimmy. >> Thank you for taking time away from

>> Thank you for taking time away from

>> Thank you for taking time away from >> tennis in town to join us. When did you

>> tennis in town to join us. When did you

>> tennis in town to join us. When did you first realize you were a doppelganger

first realize you were a doppelganger

first realize you were a doppelganger for Epstein? It's been going on for a

for Epstein? It's been going on for a

for Epstein? It's been going on for a while, but it really went out of control

while, but it really went out of control

while, but it really went out of control when he got arrested and it was on the

when he got arrested and it was on the

when he got arrested and it was on the front page of every major magazine and

front page of every major magazine and

front page of every major magazine and news uh paper.

news uh paper.

news uh paper. >> Do do people actually mistake you for

>> Do do people actually mistake you for

>> Do do people actually mistake you for him?

him?

him? >> They give me the double look, but now

>> They give me the double look, but now

>> They give me the double look, but now that I've gone viral, Jimmy,

that I've gone viral, Jimmy,

that I've gone viral, Jimmy, >> it's non-stop. They want to

>> it's non-stop. They want to

>> it's non-stop. They want to >> take pictures of me, my autograph. But

>> take pictures of me, my autograph. But

>> take pictures of me, my autograph. But as Palm Beach Pete, I'm not Epste. I'm

as Palm Beach Pete, I'm not Epste. I'm

as Palm Beach Pete, I'm not Epste. I'm just Palm Beach Pete living my life.

just Palm Beach Pete living my life.

just Palm Beach Pete living my life. Now, Palm Beach,

Now, Palm Beach,

Now, Palm Beach, can you prove you aren't Epstein? Do you

can you prove you aren't Epstein? Do you

can you prove you aren't Epstein? Do you I mean, do you have any wonderful

I mean, do you have any wonderful

I mean, do you have any wonderful secrets? Is there anything that you

secrets? Is there anything that you

secrets? Is there anything that you could say to convince us that you are

could say to convince us that you are

could say to convince us that you are not Jeffrey Epstein?

not Jeffrey Epstein?

not Jeffrey Epstein? >> I'm totally not Jeffrey Epste. He's

>> I'm totally not Jeffrey Epste. He's

>> I'm totally not Jeffrey Epste. He's dead.

dead.

dead. >> So, you want people to know, even though

>> So, you want people to know, even though

>> So, you want people to know, even though there's a strong resemblance between you

there's a strong resemblance between you

there's a strong resemblance between you and you live where he lived, that you

and you live where he lived, that you

and you live where he lived, that you are not Jeffrey Epstein?

are not Jeffrey Epstein?

are not Jeffrey Epstein? >> 100%. Jimmy, I have nothing to do with

>> 100%. Jimmy, I have nothing to do with

>> 100%. Jimmy, I have nothing to do with him. Jeffrey Epstein is not a name you

him. Jeffrey Epstein is not a name you

him. Jeffrey Epstein is not a name you answer to, have ever answered to, or

answer to, have ever answered to, or

answer to, have ever answered to, or plan on answering to in the future.

plan on answering to in the future.

plan on answering to in the future. >> No, Palm Beach Pete. That's who I am.

>> No, Palm Beach Pete. That's who I am.

>> No, Palm Beach Pete. That's who I am. Living my life.

Living my life.

Living my life. >> So

>> So

>> So Pete, if somebody were to come up to you

Pete, if somebody were to come up to you

Pete, if somebody were to come up to you and say, "Hey, look, it's Jeffrey

and say, "Hey, look, it's Jeffrey

and say, "Hey, look, it's Jeffrey Epste." You would say, "No, I am not."

Epste." You would say, "No, I am not."

Epste." You would say, "No, I am not." >> I would say, "Yeah, dude. I've heard it

>> I would say, "Yeah, dude. I've heard it

>> I would say, "Yeah, dude. I've heard it a lot of times. I'm Palm Beach Pete

a lot of times. I'm Palm Beach Pete

a lot of times. I'm Palm Beach Pete living my life." So, if I were to point

living my life." So, if I were to point

living my life." So, if I were to point at, let's say Jeffrey Epste was still

at, let's say Jeffrey Epste was still

at, let's say Jeffrey Epste was still alive and I were to point at him and

alive and I were to point at him and

alive and I were to point at him and then I were to point at you,

then I were to point at you,

then I were to point at you, those fingers would be pointing in

those fingers would be pointing in

those fingers would be pointing in totally different directions, right?

totally different directions, right?

totally different directions, right? >> No, I'm the better looking guy.

>> No, I'm the better looking guy.

>> No, I'm the better looking guy. >> Uh-huh.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Uh-huh. >> You are. You are.

>> You are. You are.

>> You are. You are. >> You couldn't.

>> You couldn't.

>> You couldn't. >> You woke up this morning. You looked in

>> You woke up this morning. You looked in

>> You woke up this morning. You looked in the mirror. You did not see Jeffrey

the mirror. You did not see Jeffrey

the mirror. You did not see Jeffrey Epstein. And you have never seen Jeffrey

Epstein. And you have never seen Jeffrey

Epstein. And you have never seen Jeffrey Epstein in the mirror.

Epstein in the mirror.

Epstein in the mirror. >> I just see me, but I know there's a

>> I just see me, but I know there's a

>> I just see me, but I know there's a strong resemblance there.

strong resemblance there.

strong resemblance there. >> Yes. And your position is that Jeffrey

>> Yes. And your position is that Jeffrey

>> Yes. And your position is that Jeffrey Epstein is not in fact you.

Epstein is not in fact you.

Epstein is not in fact you. >> Correct. Palm Beach Pete living my life.

>> Correct. Palm Beach Pete living my life.

>> Correct. Palm Beach Pete living my life. >> You're Palm Beach Pete now. Palm Beach

>> You're Palm Beach Pete now. Palm Beach

>> You're Palm Beach Pete now. Palm Beach Pete. Would you be willing to play

Pete. Would you be willing to play

Pete. Would you be willing to play Jeffrey Epstein in a film, a movie,

Jeffrey Epstein in a film, a movie,

Jeffrey Epstein in a film, a movie, maybe even a Hallmark Christmas kind of

maybe even a Hallmark Christmas kind of

maybe even a Hallmark Christmas kind of thing?

thing?

thing? >> I'm open to all opportunities if they're

>> I'm open to all opportunities if they're

>> I'm open to all opportunities if they're right.

right.

right. >> Okay. So, your stance is that Jeffrey

>> Okay. So, your stance is that Jeffrey

>> Okay. So, your stance is that Jeffrey Epstein is not me.

Epstein is not me.

Epstein is not me. >> I am not he. You are Palm Beach Pete,

>> I am not he. You are Palm Beach Pete,

>> I am not he. You are Palm Beach Pete, who is in fact an entirely different

who is in fact an entirely different

who is in fact an entirely different person than Jeffrey Epstein.

person than Jeffrey Epstein.

person than Jeffrey Epstein. >> Correct, Jimmy?

>> Correct, Jimmy?

>> Correct, Jimmy? >> So, what you would like us to take away

>> So, what you would like us to take away

>> So, what you would like us to take away from this is that if this was a ven

from this is that if this was a ven

from this is that if this was a ven diagram,

diagram,

diagram, you there's a circle here that is you

you there's a circle here that is you

you there's a circle here that is you and there's a circle here that is

and there's a circle here that is

and there's a circle here that is Jeffrey Epstein. There's no overlap

Jeffrey Epstein. There's no overlap

Jeffrey Epstein. There's no overlap whatsoever between

whatsoever between

whatsoever between because you are not Jeffrey Epstein.

because you are not Jeffrey Epstein.

because you are not Jeffrey Epstein. >> That's correct. I am not Jeffrey Epste.

>> That's correct. I am not Jeffrey Epste.

>> That's correct. I am not Jeffrey Epste. I'm Palm Beach. Good. All right. I just

I'm Palm Beach. Good. All right. I just

I'm Palm Beach. Good. All right. I just want to make that clear.

want to make that clear.

want to make that clear. >> Thank you.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you. >> Yeah. And thank you for not being

>> Yeah. And thank you for not being

>> Yeah. And thank you for not being Jeffrey Epstein. And by the way, we have

Jeffrey Epstein. And by the way, we have

Jeffrey Epstein. And by the way, we have a gift for you that maybe you want to

a gift for you that maybe you want to

a gift for you that maybe you want to maybe you want to do something with and

maybe you want to do something with and

maybe you want to do something with and share with your fans. We made you a

share with your fans. We made you a

share with your fans. We made you a t-shirt and I'm going to send this to

t-shirt and I'm going to send this to

t-shirt and I'm going to send this to you. It's for

you. It's for

you. It's for >> people who love

>> people who love

>> people who love >> I love it.

>> I love it.

>> I love it. >> Palm Beach Pete but want nothing to do

>> Palm Beach Pete but want nothing to do

>> Palm Beach Pete but want nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. What do you think?

with Jeffrey Epstein. What do you think?

with Jeffrey Epstein. What do you think? >> I love it. It's fantastic. You guys are

>> I love it. It's fantastic. You guys are

>> I love it. It's fantastic. You guys are the best.

the best.

the best. >> It's going to be yours very soon. Palm

>> It's going to be yours very soon. Palm

>> It's going to be yours very soon. Palm Beach Pete, we will send this right

Beach Pete, we will send this right

Beach Pete, we will send this right away.

away.

away. >> And thank you once again.

>> And thank you once again.

>> And thank you once again. >> My pleasure.

>> My pleasure.

>> My pleasure. >> Palm Beach.

>> Palm Beach.

>> Palm Beach. >> Keep on killing it, Timmy.

>> Keep on killing it, Timmy.

>> Keep on killing it, Timmy. >> All right. And we have one more tidbit

>> All right. And we have one more tidbit

>> All right. And we have one more tidbit from uh Florida before we go. Uh it's

from uh Florida before we go. Uh it's

from uh Florida before we go. Uh it's time once again for another edition of

time once again for another edition of

time once again for another edition of This Week in Florida.

>> Here in Florida, you can still marry

>> Here in Florida, you can still marry

>> Here in Florida, you can still marry your cousin.

your cousin.

your cousin. >> God bless our silly estate. We have a

>> God bless our silly estate. We have a

>> God bless our silly estate. We have a fun show for you tonight. Jimmy O Yang

fun show for you tonight. Jimmy O Yang

fun show for you tonight. Jimmy O Yang is here and we'll be right back with

is here and we'll be right back with

is here and we'll be right back with Elizabeth Banks.