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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:58,843 J» I'm just what you made god not many I trust » 2 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:02,017 j» I'ma go my own way, god take my fate fo wherever you want » 3 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:05,562 j» I'm out here, on my son won't stop fil I get me some 2» 4 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:09,187 j» club-hoppin', tryin' to get me some bad bitches wanna get me sprung » 5 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:12,645 j early in the morning, I'm waking baking, drinking, confemplating » 6 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,856 j» ain't no such thing as Satan evil is what you make it » 7 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:19,284 j» thank the lord for that burning bush that big body benz I was born fo push > 8 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:22,704 > on my way I'm burning kush, nigga don't be worried bout us » 9 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,497 j» neighbors knocking on the door... » 10 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,335 Jesus! 11 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:38,379 Jq I need fo smoke b> 12 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,716 sorry. I'm sorry. 13 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,440 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 14 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,544 Get back! 15 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,839 I love this movie. They shot this on staten island. 16 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,171 Oh, god! 17 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,535 - Awesome. - Hell, yeah. 18 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,140 - Ew! - That's my shit. 19 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,683 This movie makes no sense. 20 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,934 Why? Why would the government make a purge legal? 21 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,481 Clearly to let them blow off some steam. Hello. 22 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:35,436 - That's why you go to the spa. - Yeah. Or the therapist. 23 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,895 Or get your nails done. Or... 24 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,356 Or murder some folks. Hmm? 25 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:40,451 I mean, come on, guys. 26 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,322 I brought Tara over so that we could get out of this basement. 27 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,869 Let's go out. Let's go dancing. 28 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,696 - I love dancing. - Let's do something. 29 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:47,952 We don't go out. 30 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,453 We don't dance. 31 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,314 - The purge is not enough for you? - No. 32 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,440 Does anybody else like dancing? 33 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,670 - I like it. - Yes, me! 34 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:54,872 - You do? - I love dancing. 35 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,173 Yes. He loves... He's a really good dancer. 36 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,625 What's your favorite move? 37 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,253 It's kind of like a shake. 38 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,159 - A shake? That's... - I don't know. 39 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,969 I just do whatever the music tells me to do. 40 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,426 There's nothing but douchebags at these clubs. 41 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,207 - I love it here, man. It's safe. - Oh, but, come on. 42 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,812 God, you just sit here all day, 43 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,855 and then smoke weed and jerk each other off. 44 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,087 - Yeah. - That sounds amazing. 45 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,022 I've never been jerked off by any of my friends. 46 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,228 Me, either. 47 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,562 I like your tattoos. 48 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,147 I knew you would, right? 49 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,803 - Oh, my god. That... - No, don't talk to him. 50 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,613 - He has chlamydia. - I had. 51 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,410 - Oh, my god. - Had chlamydia. 52 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,599 - It's curable. - You introduced me 53 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,102 to the girl that gave me chlamydia, so you basically gave me chlamydia. 54 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,411 You assisted the chlamydia. 55 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,663 He doesn't have insurance. He can't get the meds. 56 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,415 I actually did some of those. 57 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,192 - You did? - You know I got to rep the island. 58 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,080 Hey! 59 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,528 - Staten island. - Wow, staten. 60 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,258 - Sl, you know. - Yeah. 61 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,677 - Looks so good. - Thank you. 62 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,534 - You have a bunch of tattoos also. - Yeah. 63 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,764 What is that date? 64 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,513 Oh, that's the date my dad died. 65 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,889 Oh, my god, your dad died? I'm so sorry. 66 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,937 Don't be. It's fine. It's totally cool. 67 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,434 So, what happened? 68 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,141 - Okay, you don't need to ask. - Ooh! No. 69 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,463 - No, no, no, no. - Don't ask that. 70 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,647 It's kind of inappropriate. 71 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,731 He was a fireman. So, he died in a fire. 72 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,656 Oh, my god. 73 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:06,639 - Yeah, we knew. - Yeah, we knew. 74 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,496 We don't like to talk about it. That's why we don't bring it up. 75 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,644 - Apologize to Scott. - It's the right thing to do. 76 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,479 - You should say sorry. - Apologize or get out. 77 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,788 It's not okay. 78 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:18,713 Scott, I just wanted to say 79 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,337 that I'm really sorry that I asked about your tattoo. 80 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,754 What? 81 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,244 - He doesn't care. It's fine. - He doesn't care. 82 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,179 Look at him. He's laughing so much. 83 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,180 I don't care. 84 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,512 We talk about his dead dad all the time. 85 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,981 Knock, knock. “Who's there? 86 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,068 Not your dad. 87 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,466 - That's my favorite one! - Oh, my god, that's so funny. 88 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,855 We've made so many jokes about it. 89 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,359 Oh, my god, I don't even... 90 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:47,193 - I don't even miss him at all. - So funny. 91 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,322 Yeah. 92 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,732 Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. Keep doing that! Keep doing that! 93 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,087 Are you... are you happy? 94 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:02,337 - Yes, yes, it's fucking great! - Keep going! 95 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,792 No, wait, don't stop! 96 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:11,049 Did you... did you come? 97 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,850 Well, yes. 98 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,680 Were you there? Yeah, I did. 99 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,014 - Like, six times. - Cool. 100 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,518 - Awesome. - It was great. 101 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,020 - Did you? - No, no, no. 102 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,692 But it's okay. I had fun. 103 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,272 I had fun back there. 104 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,732 I feel bad that you never do. 105 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,159 No, I do all the time. 106 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,079 I just... I don't put on a Broadway show like you do. 107 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,371 I'm more quiet. 108 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,289 I'm more like Charlie chaplin when I come. 109 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,335 - Like a silent movie. - Silent movie. 110 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,961 Do you think it's the antidepressants? 111 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,960 Oh, yeah, for sure. 112 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,571 If I didn't have the antidepressants, I'd come in eight seconds. 113 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,800 And then you wouldn't come. And then you'd be depressed. 114 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,770 And then you would have to take antidepressants. 115 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,684 I don't know, can I say something? I... Yeah. 116 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:59,348 I just still don't understand why this is such a big secret. 117 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,309 You know why it's a big secret. 'Cause it's special. 118 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,895 It's our thing, you know? 119 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,652 It wouldn't be special if everybody knew about it. 120 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,984 Yeah, but I don't just want to do this. 121 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,953 Yeah, I totally get that. So, should we stop? 122 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,246 No, I... 123 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:20,745 I don't know. This. What is this? 124 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,501 - This? This is... - I want to do what normal people do. 125 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,958 Yeah, I know. I just... it might be weird. 126 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,384 We've known each other for, like, ever. 127 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,553 Since fourth grade. It would be like incest. 128 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,130 No, it wouldn't. 129 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,181 No, it's like, yeah, we're best pals, 130 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,225 and I wouldn't want to jeopardize our friendship 131 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,180 or something like that over something... 132 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:42,266 Not silly, but it's a big risk. 133 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,818 But we've already done the deed. I mean, what else is there? 134 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,237 - "Done the deed"? - I don't know. 135 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,530 But it's just... 136 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,528 You deserve somebody way better than me. 137 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,780 What? You're a good guy. 138 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,487 You're a good guy. I like you. 139 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,619 Well, I... based on what? I mean, I like you, too. It's just like... 140 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,126 All right, can I tell you something? But can you not tell anybody? 141 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,127 Well, people probably know, but, like... 142 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,044 There's something wrong with me. 143 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,925 Like, mentally. “What? 144 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:17,100 I'm not okay up there. You know? Like... 145 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,599 I get all manic and crazy, 146 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:25,229 and I make really insane, impulsive decisions, and I get... 147 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:30,527 I'm scared of myself, and I don't... 148 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,404 I don't want to scare you or me or hurt anyone, you know? 149 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,737 So, I think it would just be best and really responsible of me 150 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,447 if I just backed off, you know? 151 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,918 I don't want you to feel like that about yourself. 152 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,120 Oh, no, it's... 153 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,547 I just don't want to offend you, you know? 154 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,217 You're the best. I think you're the greatest. 155 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,920 I know you think I'm great. I'm awesome. 156 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,758 I feel bad that you don't think you're great. 157 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,623 Hey, honey. 158 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,167 I made you an omelet. 159 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:37,176 What are you gonna wear to your sister's graduation party? 160 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:42,056 I was thinking, what about one of your dad's suits? 161 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,480 I don't know. I don't think I'm really a suit guy, you know? 162 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,899 Plus, all those suits are out of style, so... 163 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,484 I thought they were back in style. 164 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,857 And can you not smoke pot before the party? 165 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,236 Why? 166 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,693 Because it smells. You smell bad. 167 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,683 And no vaping because they're gonna think it's pot. 168 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,039 The uncle is a cop. We don't need that kind of trouble. 169 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,741 Fuck that guy. 170 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:09,000 I hate this family. They're so rich and snooty. 171 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,751 They've been really nice to Claire. 172 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,049 Hey, mom. You got me the plastic containers. 173 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,172 I just need the cardboard boxes I can throw away. 174 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,003 But they're so good for storing things. 175 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,431 Yeah, but I don't have any storage. My closet's two feet wide. 176 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,885 Hey, Claire, do you even want me at your graduation party? 177 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:29,145 Do I want you to go? I don't care. Just... it's weird if you don't go. 178 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,396 That wasn't exactly a warm invitation. 179 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,674 Yeah, well, it's not the part I'm looking forward to most. 180 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,155 - But I want you to be there. - She wants you to go. 181 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,607 No, she doesn't. She just said it. 182 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,613 - I don't want him to go. - He has to go. 183 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,384 Just don't sit on the couch in the corner the whole time. It's weird. 184 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,604 I don't see the problem with sitting in the corner, okay? 185 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,745 Some people go to the party and dance, and some sit in the corner. 186 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,171 I'm the corner guy. Accept your brother. 187 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:57,298 Also, don't try to fuck Layla, okay? She told you she's not interested. 188 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:00,425 What are you talking about? I never tried to hook up with her. 189 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:04,476 She's always trying to fuck me, and I have to avoid it at all costs, 190 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,678 out of respect for you. 191 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,681 I just thought she looked really good in those pants. 192 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,732 - Jesus. - Thought that was a nice thing to say. 193 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,776 I didn't know I'd get metoo'd for it. 194 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,899 Dad's suits are vacuum-sealed in the garage. 195 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,901 - Yeah? - Just pick yourself a nice one. 196 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,072 You have to look nice. 197 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,526 We're celebrating your sister's achievements. 198 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,612 You're gonna miss her when she's gone. 199 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,788 Yeah. Celebrate me. 200 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,784 Wow, this all happened so fast. 201 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,991 I can't believe you're graduating already. 202 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,336 I'm gonna really miss you. 203 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,219 Round two. Fight! 204 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,846 Yo, where'd you get this? This shit does not taste very good. 205 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,936 What are you talking about? This shit's fire, dawg. 206 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,263 Do you guys even really get high anymore? 207 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,100 I don't really think I get high anymore. I think I just kind of am myself. 208 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,312 I haven't been high in a while, man. But I still do it. 209 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,896 I like the lifestyle. 210 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,944 I'm mad high. 211 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,235 Yo, tell Scotty about how you're being catfished. 212 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,365 - Who? - You! 213 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,496 How you're being catfished, bro. Tell him the truth. 214 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,821 You got a girlfriend? What's up? 215 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:50,876 No. Yeah. 216 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,200 That's awesome. Yes. 217 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,169 Her name is Carla. We talk on the phone. 218 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,168 Nah, dude, this girl slid into his dms, 219 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,591 and I don't know, she asked him out or whatever. 220 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,168 But hundred percent a trick, dude. 221 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,033 - She's bad, but that's not yours. - Why? 222 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,049 - And she's so hot, dude. - She hangs out on yachts. 223 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,724 - Like, yo. - Oh, come on. 224 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,893 - No, no, like, no. It's not real. - Dude... 225 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,380 Bro, they're just being jealous 'cause you're getting that... 226 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:17,108 Oh, yeah, that's a catfish. You getting catfished like a motherfucker! 227 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,480 Oh, my god! 228 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,107 - Bro. - What does she... 229 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,405 Straight up, I'm-a send myself this one, honestly. 230 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,108 Honestly, dude, she's fucking fake. 231 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,283 She thinks I'm hot. 232 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,112 How? You guys never even seen each other. 233 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,202 How come you guys don't facetime? Tell Scotty why you don't facetime. 234 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,035 Her phone camera's broken, but she sent me all these photos. 235 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,732 - Yeah. - Bro, these are Google images. 236 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,275 - Exactly, dude. - You don't know that. 237 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:42,338 Maybe this girl is into Igor. You know, he's cute. 238 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,885 You don't even know how to talk to girls. 239 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,463 What do you even talk to her about? 240 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,549 - Igor. - Hmm? 241 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,760 Go get that shit, bro. What are you doing? 242 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,563 - Yo, he is the worst assistant. - He's clearly going through a lot. 243 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,858 How much for six Xanax? Six. 244 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,981 What do we have? What do we have? 245 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,108 Who needs six Xanax”? 246 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,281 I got three right here, I think. 247 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,859 One, two... is this a... yeah. 248 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,651 - How you doing? - I'm all right. 249 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,075 You're Jimmy bags' brother, right? 250 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,699 Yes, bro. 251 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,957 Tell your brother he's a bitch. 252 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,254 You understand that? Yeah. I do. 253 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,457 - Say it back to me. - He's a bitch. He's a bitch. 254 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,964 And now, you know what? 255 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,635 I got four, but you're paying for six. 256 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,367 Nah, come on. That's my fucking brother, bro. 257 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,847 - What are you... - Nah. Nah, dude. 258 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,014 I hate your brother. 259 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,933 And you look like a little version of him, 260 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,511 and I want to punch you in the face. 261 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,812 So, instead of doing that, just give me 60. 262 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,266 - I only got 40. - Then go home, do chores, and come back. 263 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,641 - I don't give a fuck. - I can't. 264 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,153 I stole it from my mom's purse, but she only had 40. 265 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,822 Well, then, give me your shoes. 266 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,115 No, bro, I can't. 267 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,513 Just give me your shoes and we'll call it a day. 268 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,074 - Hey, what size are you? - A nine. 269 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,165 Those'll fit you. 270 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,768 - Igor, you can have those. - I'll take 'em. 271 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,992 Look at that. Igor got a gift. 272 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,705 - He's not a fucking nine. - Fuck you! 273 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,856 You don't make fun of my friend! 274 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,066 He can't get on fucking roller coasters, he's that small. 275 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,751 Shut the fuck up! We make fun of him! 276 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,002 You don't make fun of him! 277 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,334 He's our friend. He rides roller coasters all the time. 278 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,090 We make fun of him, not you. 279 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,591 He's a size five, bro, like... 280 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,890 Yo! Stop! Get the fuck away from my window. 281 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,763 You guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. 282 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,436 Mom, he's saying he's gonna wear these cargo shorts to the party. 283 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,523 Oh, no. 284 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,395 What? I told you to wear dad's suit. 285 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,963 I don't want to wear dad's old suit, okay? 286 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,898 - I have my own personal style. - Get off me! 287 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,901 - Don't do that! - 1/ don't want fo wear a suit, okay? 288 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,903 I think I'm gonna throw up. 289 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,404 I think I have the flu. 290 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:35,705 Okay. Just breathe through your nose. One second. 291 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,330 Shut up. Mom, he looks like he fucking sells crack under a bridge. 292 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,503 I know the guy who sells crack under the bridge, and he looks awesome. 293 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,831 Just put on the suit, Scott, please. 294 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,963 No! It's not fair! She thinks she's Princess of the world... 295 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,948 Then just please be respectful for two fucking seconds! 296 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,325 Because she graduated high school. 297 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,759 Everybody graduates high school! 298 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,056 - Shut up! - Scott! 299 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,758 J» oh, she's a jolly good fellow » 300 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,344 - mom, please... - Just put on the suit. 301 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,680 Be respectful. I'll be home in an hour. 302 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,890 Fine' 303 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:03,944 thank you. 304 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,062 How are you feeling? 305 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,025 I'm sorry. 306 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,329 I tried to warn you, but you were on the phone. 307 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,119 Thanks for letting me use your phone. 308 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,701 My family has problems, too. 309 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,461 I love this house. 310 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,418 If you have money, why would you ever live in staten island? 311 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,511 - Oh, god. Yeah. - So good. 312 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,595 We are so proud of our daughter joanne. 313 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,898 And Claire, who's been at our house so much over the years 314 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,345 you feel like our second daughter. 315 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:49,316 Thank you, Margie, for lending her to us all these years. 316 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:54,618 You guys have worked so hard, and we are so, so proud of you. 317 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,037 Jesus Christ, dial it back, you fucking fruits. 318 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,241 Joanne, you are a very special girl. 319 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,959 You made our dreams come true, too. 320 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,128 - You're my sweet angel. - No, she's not. 321 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,581 Such an honor to be your parents. 322 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,133 You've taught us as much as we've taught you. Claire... 323 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,462 You've been through so much, and you've done so well, 324 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,597 so much better than any of us could have handled it. 325 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,180 Your dad Stan would be so proud of you. He's looking down at you right now. 326 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,351 Yes, he is. 327 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,770 No, he's not. 328 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,939 A toast to joanne and Claire. 329 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,106 So proud. 330 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,359 Congratulations! 331 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,653 > Please don't make me have to take your bitch » 332 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,901 j» that's how I roll, if I'm shining » 333 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,903 j» everybody gonna shine... » 334 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,572 - what's up, Todd? - What's up, Scott? 335 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,433 You going to college, too, someday? 336 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,197 I'd like to, yeah. Study law. 337 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,702 Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man. 338 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,704 That sounds really cool. Do you have any weed? 339 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,331 - I do. - Could I have some? 340 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,462 - Definitely. I'll go grab it. - Cool. Thanks, Todd. 341 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,423 Fucking home run, Todd. 342 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,756 It makes me sad 343 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:58,014 to think of my little sister sitting in that sad little house, 344 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,840 waiting for her son to be perfect. 345 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,096 I'm not. 346 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,017 Then you're wasting all of this. All of it's getting wasted. 347 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,185 You're a mess. You're wasted. 348 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,713 - Mom would be disappointed in you. - You're the one who's always wasted. 349 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,274 You're wasting. It's like leaving food on the table. 350 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,987 - Come on. Let me take you out. - It's so hard to meet people. 351 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,488 I'm totally open. 352 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,115 You're not open at all. 353 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,642 It's really hard to meet people. You're a liar. 354 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,185 You're not open. "Hard to meet people"? 355 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,478 I'm in the er. All I see is, like... 356 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,288 You meet a hundred people a night. 357 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,837 Yeah, they're shot. They're... they're criminals. 358 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,443 - Stop limiting yourself. - Who am I gonna meet? 359 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,362 - Stop limiting yourself. - But I'm at the hospital. 360 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,503 Yeah. They're not all criminals. Some of them are victims. 361 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,306 Doll... 362 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:42,592 We could put you on two shifts a week, just to try it. 363 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,269 I don't need a job. I got a contact at a tattoo shop. 364 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,916 I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so... 365 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,598 Then you're gonna need some money. 366 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,309 Some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips. 367 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,736 Your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay? 368 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,814 If you're good at it, you can become a waiter. 369 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,773 Why are you offering me a job anyway? 370 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,243 Because I told your father I'd always look out for you. 371 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,743 How? He died suddenly in a fire. Did you ask his ghost? 372 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,325 That's not witty, Scott. 373 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,331 Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me. 374 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,582 I find it funny. 375 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,039 It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman. 376 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,676 Okay, we lost a few guys in an ice raid. 377 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,344 Oh, shit. Sorry. 378 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,340 Maybe you should work and go to college. 379 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,892 - College is bullshit! - Oh! 380 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,516 You know who went to Harvard? The unabomber. 381 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,939 You know who went to temple? Bill cosby. 382 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,392 You know who else who went to temple? Ted Bundy. 383 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,569 You know who went to hofstra? Bernie madoff. 384 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:39,240 You know who went to wharton? Donald Trump. It's all a scam. 385 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,073 Okay, well, maybe I shouldn't go, then. 386 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,576 Oh, no, you'll have the time of your life. 387 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:47,831 Hey, Scott. 388 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,663 Sit down. 389 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,040 Okay. 390 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,131 I got you this. 391 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,972 So, what is... what is this? 392 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,099 It's paintbrushes and some paint. 393 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,560 I know you're into art, 394 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,972 so I thought you could expand your horizons while I'm gone. 395 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,020 You got a gift receipt for this? 396 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,480 You okay? 397 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,440 Fine... yeah. What do you mean? 398 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,150 You gonna be okay without me here? 399 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,406 What, you don't think I can survive here without you? 400 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,489 Okay, just don't be a dick, okay? 401 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,370 Be nice to mom, okay? Don't give her a hard time. 402 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,577 - She deserves a break. - I always give her a break. 403 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,835 When... when am I gonna get my break? Like... 404 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,834 What are you talking about? All anyone ever does is worry about you. 405 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,885 I was ignored my entire childhood 'cause of you. 406 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,258 Oh, yeah, I forgot that my childhood was so dandy. 407 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,262 You don't get to act crazy your whole life just 'cause dad died, okay? 408 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,497 At least you got to know him. 409 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,457 Well, you're lucky you didn't get to know him, okay? 410 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,958 'Cause that's why you're almost normal. 411 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,669 If you got to know him, you would've known that he was 412 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,604 the fucking coolest guy ever, 413 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,651 and that would've ruined the rest of your life. 414 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,694 Okay, but what are you gonna do? 415 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,524 Are you gonna get a job or are you gonna leave the house? 416 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,906 I don't know. I'm gonna open that tattoo restaurant. 417 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,405 - No, for real. - I am being real. 418 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,412 It's never been done before. I looked it up. I googled it. 419 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,164 It's never been done, not even as a joke. 420 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,587 Because no one wants to go to a restaurant 421 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,666 and watch people get tattooed while they eat. It's gross. 422 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,966 It's the best idea ever. 423 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,339 Ruby tattoosdays, where everyone's welcome. 424 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,513 - Chicken and tattoos. - That's not a business! 425 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,993 You know, you gotta get your shit together. 426 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,632 Time is passing by very quickly. 427 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,265 That's why I smoke weed all the time. It slows it all down. 428 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,600 Fucking... 429 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,894 I'm worried about you. 430 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,566 Why now? You never gave a shit. 431 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,735 You literally never cared until this second. 432 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,359 What gives? You never looked out for me once. 433 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,066 You're my older brother. You're supposed to look out for me. 434 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,901 You're just guilty 'cause you're leaving? 435 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,406 Now you're afraid I'm gonna die? 436 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,488 I was gonna die anyway, whether you stay or not. 437 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,952 - Are you gonna hurt yourself? - Probably. 438 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:56,582 Yeah, I'm probably gonna hurt myself. I don't know how, but yeah. 439 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,213 If anybody could do it, it's me. 440 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,712 This is why I don't talk to you, 441 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,886 'cause the one thing I know is you're not gonna listen to my advice, so... 442 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,806 Yeah, well, why would I? You don't even give a shit. 443 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,967 You're leaving. You're not even part of the family. 444 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:14,770 I'm the only fucking normal person in this family. Jesus. You know... 445 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,728 Every second I'm away from you, I'm worrying about you. 446 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,103 That's what you do to people. 447 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,605 You should be worried. 448 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,737 Don't fucking ruin college for me, okay? 449 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,114 - Go! - Fine. 450 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,638 Hey! You should bring that chipper personality to college. 451 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,822 Guys'll love it. 452 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,871 Hello. 453 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,912 Okay, let's see my to-do list. 454 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,167 Yo, we're finished packing the car. 455 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,464 You want to come out and say goodbye or... 456 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,466 Oh, well, yeah, this is almost over. 457 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,423 No, we're leaving. 458 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,735 - She's leaving? - To go to college, you know? 459 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,331 - Oh, my bad. - Yeah, four years, so... 460 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,640 - Oh, all right. - Let's go. 461 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,272 Nope. Go. Come on. 462 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,441 Don't worry about me, okay? 463 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,519 This is really hard right now. 464 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,774 You don't seem fine. 465 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,948 I'm so proud of you. 466 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,695 I love you. 467 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,371 Oh. Okay. 468 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,666 You're the light of my life. 469 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,289 Okay. 470 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,423 Thanks for helping us pack the car. 471 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,594 I'm sorry. I didn't realize you guys were done already. 472 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:34,141 Be nice to mom. And please respond to my texts. 473 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,010 I will. Don't worry about it. 474 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:39,393 And... I'll come visit you at some point. 475 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,934 Okay. All right. 476 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,359 Yeah. 477 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,811 - I love you. - I love you, too. 478 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:49,865 Fly. 479 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,597 Hey, uh... 480 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:21,810 I was thinking of finally seeing that game of thrones. 481 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,232 Should I binge it? 482 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:27,107 It's a pretty violent show. You sure you could watch that? 483 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,731 I work in an emergency room. 484 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:30,825 Right, yeah. 485 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:34,326 So, you could probably handle a good pillage. Yeah. 486 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,701 Okay, well, maybe I'll start watching it. 487 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,991 - Yeah. - You watch it with me? 488 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:43,377 Um, well, I actually just kind of finished it, so I don't... 489 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:46,001 It's really fresh in my mind, so I would probably... 490 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,831 - Okay. - I can watch some of them. 491 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,927 I don't think I can watch all of them again, but... 492 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,427 - I'll see you later, then. - All right. 493 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,015 Are you okay? 494 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,511 Um... yeah? 495 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:05,145 It's okay. I'm here. 496 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,814 I'm here. Don't worry about it. 497 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,860 You know, she's only 45 minutes away, 498 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,613 and she'll probably call in five minutes. 499 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,743 But, hey. You still got me, right? 500 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,700 Yeah. 501 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,999 Oh, shit. Hey! 502 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,134 See, you got to hold it like this. 503 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,758 Let's see. Oh! 504 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,386 Oh, yeah! 505 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,973 Hey, hey, wait. Hey, hey, guys. Look, look. 506 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,731 - You can't be here, man. You got to go. - Why? 507 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,230 It's private property, that's why. 508 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,356 It's an abandoned orphanage. Why can't we be here? 509 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,403 Who gives a shit, man? What are you doing here? 510 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,527 You fucking protecting the ghosts of dead orphans? 511 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,531 Look, fat kanye, shut your damn mouth. 512 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,612 I'll be back in five minutes for you assholes. 513 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,323 If you're still here, I'm calling the cops, period. 514 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,578 You better get the cops, man, 'cause you're a fake cop. 515 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,995 - You need the real ones. - Motherfuckers. Fuck all of y'all. 516 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,126 I feel bad. We were a little too mean. 517 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,548 - Yeah. - He's nice. 518 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:12,875 Yeah, he's a really good guy. 519 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:17,839 See, that guy... that is what is wrong with staten island. 520 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,800 We don't get any cool people from any of the other boroughs. 521 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:24,307 No one comes here. We're stuck with the fucking pricks that live here. 522 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:27,231 You're talking about us. Right in front of us. 523 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,433 Yeah, kinda. I mean, no one comes here. 524 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,769 There's no flow of people. That guy's, like, 200. 525 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,174 We've known him since we were six. 526 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,984 Why can't we be cool like Brooklyn? 527 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,095 There's no reason we shouldn't be cool like Brooklyn. 528 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,485 We got amazing views. It's close to the city. 529 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,741 It's cheap. Nice people. It makes no sense. 530 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,198 We're the only place that New Jersey looks down on. 531 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,534 You could see the garbage dump from space. 532 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,038 This place is never gonna change. 533 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:50,792 No, it happened to the meatpacking district, the village. 534 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,966 Brooklyn used to be a fucking shithole. We are next. 535 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,634 I'm gonna take my civil service test. 536 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,837 I'm gonna work in the city, in city planning. 537 00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,618 You watch. This place is gonna be like fucking williamsburg in ten years. 538 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,507 No, all right? No. Nobody wants that. 539 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,664 Why do you want to work in the city and do city planning? 540 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:05,803 That sounds so boring. 541 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,308 I feel like Brooklyn is better. 542 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,641 I dated a guy that lived in Brooklyn. He was a mixologist. 543 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,601 He made ice cubes out of milk. 544 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,812 - He was so classy. - Shut up! 545 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,990 I love staten island. It's amazing. 546 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,033 And people are gonna see it soon. Trust me. 547 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,953 Well, if you love it so much, why don't you let me tattoo it on you? 548 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,956 - I'm not gonna let you tattoo me again. - Fine. 549 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:30,624 Well, I need somebody to tattoo. I'm running out of... 550 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,276 - Come on, rich, what about you, man? - Don't even look at me, dude. 551 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,916 Why? Your work is mad inconsistent. 552 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,418 Obama ain't right. 553 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:40,050 - I got the eyes wrong, okay? - He's not right. 554 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,176 All right, man, this hurt me. 555 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:45,725 I don't have any black friends anymore. I can't go to a barbershop no more. 556 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:49,021 You got Obama wrong. Ain't nothing worse than that. 557 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,919 What about you, Igor? You want a dragon or something? 558 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,433 Oh, I love your tattoos. 559 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,734 My brother? 560 00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:55,381 - It's the spitting image. - Yeah. 561 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,896 It's my favorite. No, this is my favorite. 562 00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,511 - Oh, you killed that. - Yeah, I really worked hard on the eyes. 563 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,901 He's so cute. I love his butthole. 564 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,611 It reminds me that I have a belly button. 565 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,621 - So, I'm good. - Yeah, I got to go. 566 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,165 Watching you beg to give tattoos is too sad. 567 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,044 And that's freaking me out. 568 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,879 We're almost done. Almost. 569 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,003 All right. You're all done. 570 00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:22,258 That looks really good. 571 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:25,136 Yeah, I mean, I wish you'd let me do something cooler, but yeah. 572 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:26,888 Oh, fuck no. That hurts so bad. 573 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:28,957 - Another dumb tattoo. - Yeah, but I like the pain. 574 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,643 The pain is the whole point of getting tattoos. 575 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,211 Don't you just love when you're getting tattooed, 576 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:36,102 and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve, and you're like... 577 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,936 I'm not a fan of the pain. 578 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,613 You shouldn't let him do it to you. He's inconsistent. 579 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,612 I think that tattoo's dumb. 580 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,583 Y'all should've told me when you saw the design. 581 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:47,283 It says, "unfollow me." You don't even have that many followers. 582 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,623 - Carla follows me. - Bro, she's imaginary. 583 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:52,451 - Carla not real. - Carla's not real, dude. 584 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,457 How many times do we have to say this? 585 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:55,788 She's not real. 586 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,965 I hate bugs, dawg. I'm a gangster! 587 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:01,589 - No, that's a bee, bro! - There's a kid down there. 588 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,088 Yo, kid! 589 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,048 - What's up? - Oh, shit, there is a kid. 590 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,679 What are you doing? 591 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,727 You hanging out on the beach? Come here. Don't be shy. 592 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,770 No stranger danger here. I'm not gonna touch you. 593 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,419 - What's up, pal? - What are you doing? 594 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:15,603 I'm looking for my friend. 595 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,559 "Looking for my friend." 596 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,519 You want to be friends with us? 597 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,822 We're the good guys, right? 598 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,803 - You can hang out with us, pal. - Let me get some of that. 599 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,033 Put it right there. 600 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,194 Ho! 601 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,247 You gang. Part of the gang. 602 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,414 Gang. 603 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:32,703 What's that? 604 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,331 It's a tattoo gun. I was giving the homeys tattoos. 605 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,538 I want a tattoo. 606 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,585 You're a tough guy? 607 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,917 Sure, young guy. You want a tattoo? Yeah. 608 00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:44,219 Dude, kid wants a tattoo. That's my guy right there. 609 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,672 Bro, you can't give him a tattoo. He's a little kid. 610 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:50,134 Bro, I got to practice on something. He seems old enough. 611 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,890 You a tough guy? Yeah. 612 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,471 You a badass. Come on, show those muscles, kid. 613 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,519 Come on. Both arms, both arms. 614 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,271 You got tickets to the gun show? 615 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,102 - There it is. - There we go. 616 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,653 - What's your name? - Harold. 617 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,775 I'm-a call you Harry. 618 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:04,356 Don't. It's Harold. 619 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,067 - Oh! - Okay. Hell yeah. 620 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:11,075 I like this kid. I need him in my life. He has structure. 621 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,492 Guys, I don't think that's a good idea. 622 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,043 I mean... we don't listen to anything you say. 623 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,416 Yeah, I mean, why do you even try to give us advice? 624 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,544 So, what do you want a tattoo of? 625 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:22,545 The punisher. 626 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,251 - The punisher? - Okay. 627 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,052 - That's tough, man. - All right. 628 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,346 He could've said anything. He said the punisher. 629 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,683 - Oh, yeah, I could do that. Is that it? - Yeah, that's him. 630 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,852 Are you sure? Yes. 631 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,688 Do I have your legal permission to do this? 632 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,849 - Yes. - That's good enough for me. 633 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,463 - How about you guys? - Holds up in court. 634 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,944 - You guys heard it. - Yo, he can't get consent. He's ten. 635 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:46,444 Now, hold still, okay? 'Cause it is permanent. 636 00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:49,117 Yo, guys. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. 637 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:50,890 - Put your game face on. - Don't worry, dude. 638 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,155 This will just be on you for the rest of your life. 639 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,076 There you go. Look at you, tough guy. 640 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,231 There you go. 641 00:29:58,255 --> 00:29:59,916 I don't want to do it! I don't wanna! 642 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,123 Well, I gotta finish it. Now there's just a line. 643 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:05,755 You're gonna look stupid. Sit back down. Relax. Relax. 644 00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,073 - Whoa! Hey! Hey! - Hey! 645 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:08,803 - Hey, run! Run, kid! - Hey! 646 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:12,675 Run, little man! Run! Run! 647 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,009 Goddamn it. 648 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,435 I fucking believed in that kid, man. 649 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:19,606 He seemed so tough at first, but then immediately he wasn't. 650 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,533 That's why I don't fuck with millennials, dude. 651 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,778 Again, we are the millennials. 652 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,025 He keeps saying that, but I don't know what that means. 653 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,240 I regret my friendship with you guys. 654 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,359 Yeah, hello. My name's Raymond bishop. 655 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,669 This is my son, Harold. Say hello, Harold. 656 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:46,796 I'm sorry. 657 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,013 What's going on? 658 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,576 Well, it seems your son was in the woods giving out free tattoos, 659 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,511 and my son was one of his victims. 660 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,092 Well, I don't understand. 661 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,678 How do you know it was my son? How'd you get this address? 662 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,934 I have my ways. Believe me, I have my ways. 663 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:00,935 Are you a cop? 664 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,108 No, I'm a fireman, okay? I work for a living. 665 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,915 Look at this. Do you believe this? You see that there? See that line? 666 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,939 I don't know if you burn these off or what, but we're taking care of this 667 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,511 and you're paying for it, you understand me? 668 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,742 - I don't know what this is. - Scott! 669 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:15,411 I am... I'm so sorry. 670 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,353 There's an aesthetic laser at the hospital where I work, 671 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,038 and it can completely remove it. 672 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,995 I get a discount. I'm gonna pay for the whole thing. 673 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,001 I don't know what I'm saying. I feel terrible. 674 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:27,003 You should feel terrible! Look at that! 675 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,630 What's up? Oh, fuck. 676 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,427 - There he is. You get your ass out here! - Hey! He said he was 18. 677 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:33,972 He looks like he's four, you fucking moron! Sorry. 678 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,970 - He consented! - He's lying. 679 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,767 - Harold, come on! - Course he's lying! 680 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:39,810 You can't have consent! He's nine years old! 681 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,684 Dad, let's go. You're embarrassing me. 682 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:43,106 We're not going anywhere, okay? 683 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:45,088 He's just a little kid! What the fuck is wrong with you? 684 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,821 He was roaming around in the woods. He wanted a tattoo. Where were you? 685 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,818 - I was at fucking work! - Fuck you! 686 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,720 Come out here! If I was you, I'd shut your fucking mouth. 687 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,014 Because I can call the cops right now and have your ass thrown in jail. 688 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:55,868 For what? 689 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,076 For sticking needles in a kid's arm, you fucking dope! 690 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,036 Did you even raise him? Did you even raise him? 691 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:02,118 There's no reason to call the cops. 692 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:05,204 I can handle this and I can also handle disciplining him. 693 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,527 Well, clearly you can't or you wouldn't have a middle-aged son 694 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:10,543 still living at home, tattooing minors against their will! 695 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:12,252 I asked him to do it. 696 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,866 - It's not his fault. - That's right. That's my man. 697 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,630 Go wait in the car. Harold, go on. 698 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,912 And don't raise your voice at me, either. 699 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:18,936 Later, Harold. 700 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,844 Don't say goodbye to my kid. Look both ways. 701 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,645 - Look both ways! - Go to your room. 702 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,188 - I am! - Watch your mouth. 703 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,608 For your information, I am not a middle-aged man. 704 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,232 I'm a 24-year-old man, and I'm going to my room 705 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,937 'cause I fucking want to. 706 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,821 What kind of fucking animal are you raising in this house, huh? 707 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,223 I'm bringing you the bill. I don't care what it costs, all right? 708 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,933 I mean, what the fuck is going on around here? 709 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,243 All right. Just give me a day to arrange the laser. 710 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:42,744 All right. You know something? 711 00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:45,748 Is his father home? Where's his dad? I don't want to fucking yell at you. 712 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,045 He's deceased. 713 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:49,717 Oh. 714 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,379 Well... 715 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,961 I'm sorry for your loss. 716 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,075 I'm sure if he was still around, 717 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,681 he would agree that you should still pay for it. 718 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,729 Comically huge mustache. 719 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,215 - Is this what he looked like? - That's exactly what he looked like. 720 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,446 You're scared of me. Yeah. 721 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,648 Yo, and that's not funny. 722 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,483 He burst into the door, started screaming, 723 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,498 and his mustache was flapping all over the place. 724 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,491 - Flapping. - He looked the monopoly man. 725 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,698 It was terrifying. 726 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,284 "Look both ways! Look both ways!" 727 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,332 - Fucking maniac. - But I will say, 728 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:32,003 probably not a good idea to tattoo children in the woods. 729 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,779 - Yeah, probably. - You could get in trouble. 730 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,281 - Yeah, you could. - Why did you do that? 731 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,296 I don't know. I thought I would get away with it. 732 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:39,722 Plus, I thought he was at least 15, you know? 733 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,370 - Oh, really? - Yeah, I got my first tattoo... 734 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:43,259 - How old was he? - Nine. 735 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:46,688 You thought he was 157 maybe you've been smoking too much. 736 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,015 I think I'm just stupid. 737 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,729 You should've seen my mom, though. It's so weird since my sister left. 738 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,404 She's just crying all the time 739 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,512 and she's trying to talk to me and hang out with me. 740 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,222 The other day, she asked me to go to nordstrom rack. 741 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:00,326 I almost slit my throat. 742 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,074 Did you go? 743 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,746 No. I pretended to be asleep. 744 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:07,451 Oh, come on. Maybe she needs company. She's lonely without your sister. 745 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,169 Yeah, she's... she's gonna be lonely. 746 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,527 I mean, you should've seen her at my sister's send-off party. 747 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,212 It was really weird. 748 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,136 There was a party? 749 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,805 - Yeah. - Why wasn't I invited? 750 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,558 - To a high school graduation party? - Well, who was there? 751 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:30,016 It was just family and... shit. 752 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,271 You don't want me to be around your family? 753 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,774 - I've known them since I was ten. - Well, yeah, I just... 754 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:38,448 I didn't think it was something you would want to go to. I'm sorry. 755 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:41,402 - Come on, that's fucked up. - Why? Why is that fucked up? 756 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:46,240 Because we're, you know, doing something here. 757 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,541 - Are we doing something here? - We're starting a thing. 758 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,335 I mean, we're having sex and we're hanging out a lot. 759 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:54,540 I thought it was just more casual than that. 760 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,632 You know? 761 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:03,424 You don't want me to go to any life events? 762 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,346 Life... what's a life event? 763 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,516 What does that even mean? 764 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:11,681 You know what? It's fine. 765 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:12,891 - What? - No, it's fine. 766 00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:15,819 Come back. I'm sor... wait. 767 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,403 You know what? You're right. 768 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,212 What are you talking about? I'm never right. 769 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,126 No, you're right. We shouldn't do this anymore. 770 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,154 I don't want to do this anymore. 771 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:26,601 What are you talking about? I don't understand. 772 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,411 It was all a mistake. It was a mistake. 773 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:31,461 But it's fine. We're on the same page. We'll go back to what it was before. 774 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,460 I'll treat you like I do Oscar and Richie. 775 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,130 It's not even that. I don't know what I want yet. 776 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,403 I'm trying to figure my shit out. 777 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,383 And you should. Please do. Figure your shit out. 778 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,304 But we're not gonna have sex anymore, okay? I got to go. 779 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,845 I should've invited you to the party! 780 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,767 I didn't know it was a life event! 781 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:54,065 Uh, oh, I already arranged to pay directly at the hospital. 782 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,187 But if you want a check, 783 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,881 - just give me two minutes, okay”? - Oh, no. No. No. 784 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:59,191 I want to pay. I'm gonna pay for it. I'm gonna pay for it. 785 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,490 No, I'm gonna pay for it. And I'm also gonna talk to Scott. 786 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,989 Because that was totally out of line. Totally nuts. 787 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,661 Yeah, I understand that. 788 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:10,206 But, look, I just wanted to apologize, okay? 789 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,500 I got a little out of control before. 790 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:15,124 You know, I let my anger get the best of me. 791 00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:18,131 Broke my stupid resolution. 792 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,504 God knows it's what messed up my marriage, 793 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,506 and I just really wanted to apologize, okay? 794 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:25,464 I mean, I was upset, but I shouldn't have conveyed it that way. 795 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:26,718 There's no need to apologize. 796 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:28,804 My kid's being a fucking lunatic. It's not cool. 797 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,432 Uh, I overreacted. He's fine. 798 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:33,391 No, it's the tip of the iceberg. 799 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,391 Uh, you know, lot of kids do stuff like this. 800 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,522 Kids don't do stuff like this. 801 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:41,173 He did the second-worst thing you could do to a kid in the woods. 802 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:46,947 Well, either way, I shouldn't have behaved the way I behaved. 803 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,574 So, I'm truly sorry. 804 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:53,491 Apology accepted. It's nice. Don't get many of those around here. 805 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:56,419 - Thanks. - Hey, this might seem a little crazy... 806 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,581 But can I take you out for a cup of coffee? 807 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:03,301 So, Scott did this. 808 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,299 Oh. Is that a cocker spaniel? 809 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,723 No. No, that's my daughter. That's Claire. 810 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:11,017 Oh, yeah, yeah. I can... 811 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:12,832 - Yeah, I just thought those were ears. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 812 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,346 That's her hair. Okay, yep. 813 00:37:14,441 --> 00:37:17,558 Scott got his first tattoo when he was 16. 814 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,608 - Oh, okay. - It was of Kermit the frog. 815 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,482 Oh. 816 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:24,155 - That's kind of cute. - Yeah, yeah. 817 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,654 Kermit smoking a joint, so... 818 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,360 Kermit smoking a joint? 819 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,992 Jeez, I don't remember that episode on sesame street, huh? 820 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,082 - That's kind of funny. He's a funny kid? - Oh, he's so funny. 821 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,376 - Yeah? - Oh, he's so funny. 822 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:39,375 - You think he's gonna stick it out? - Well, that I don't know. 823 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:43,880 I sent him to art school, but he quit. He couldn't really focus 'cause... 824 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,886 He also has add, so he... 825 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:50,723 Anyway, he's a tattoo artist with add. 826 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,456 Well, all the guys down at the firehouse, 827 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,311 they all have tattoos and stuff. 828 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,639 Personally, I never got one, though. 829 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,067 Not that I have anything against them. I just always felt I was too pasty. 830 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,279 So, the firehouse, huh? Yeah. 831 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,323 - The old firehouse. - Mmm-hmm. 832 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,025 The old firehouse. Yeah. 833 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,032 So, you're a ladder or engine? 834 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,204 - Ladder. - Knew it. 835 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,116 You got firefighters in your family? 836 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,497 Yeah, my husband. 837 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:20,583 Oh, jeez. Sorry. Yeah. 838 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:21,833 Forgot. 839 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,793 Hey, uh, I hope this isn't too forward, 840 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,379 but do you mind if I ask what happened to your husband? 841 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,013 It was a hotel fire. The roof collapsed. 842 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,434 He went in to save somebody. 843 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:39,640 They told him it wasn't safe, but, you know, he was like that. 844 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:44,607 Wait, Stan carlin was your husband? Paramount hotel fire? 845 00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:45,607 Did you know him? 846 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,563 - Or you heard... - No, no, no, I... 847 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:48,944 Hung out with him or... 848 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:51,777 No, I just heard about him. He was a real brave guy. 849 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:52,701 Yeah. 850 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,950 He was kind of a legend, to be honest with you. 851 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,874 Yeah. Yeah. 852 00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:00,623 And Scott was only seven when it happened, so... 853 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,954 - That's tough. - A lot of consequences. 854 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:05,085 Yeah, that's a tough situation. Yeah. 855 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,918 But I got to tell you, you did a great job, you know. 856 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,423 I know we had a little bit of a difference there, but he's a good kid. 857 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:17,136 And if the worst he's doing is a couple unlawful tattoos, 858 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,095 - you did a hell of a job. - Yeah. 859 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,390 Yeah, I don't think that's the worst he's doing, though. 860 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,435 - Yeah. - Well, I don't know. You know... 861 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,730 That's how kids are, you know? 862 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,239 Everybody gets it at a different time. 863 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,861 Anyways, I'm just sitting here, doing all the talking here. 864 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:35,195 What do you do? 865 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,073 I'm a nurse. I'm a school nurse. 866 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,078 I'm also an er nurse. 867 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,002 - You work in the er? - Mmm-hmm. 868 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,705 Jesus Christ, Margie, we probably met each other. 869 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,423 Could be. 870 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,750 So, how you doing? 871 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:52,337 I'm... very tired. 872 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:55,014 Really? Well, you don't look tired. 873 00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:56,466 No, seriously, you look great. 874 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:57,926 Really? Yeah. 875 00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:02,264 I just don't, like... I mean, are you flirting with me or... 876 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,019 Yeah. Yeah? 877 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,964 - Yeah, a lot. This is what it looks like. - It is really subtle. 878 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:09,445 I couldn't... I can't tell what's going on. 879 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:13,195 - This is how it looks. I'm very subtle. - All right. I'm rusty. You're subtle. 880 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:15,902 - Yeah, yeah. - Nice to meet you. 881 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,143 I see you out there, man. You're doing great. 882 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:21,579 Just keep doing what you're doing. Have a good time. 883 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:24,160 The more fun you have, the more fun the customers have. 884 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,707 All right, thanks. 885 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,462 Hey, busboy, why is table 12 still dirty? 886 00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:33,886 Oh, 'cause they were talking. I didn't think I should interrupt them. 887 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,409 Interrupt them. Get them out of here. 888 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,593 - All right. - Do your job. 889 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:38,925 - Sorry. - Take it easy there, brother. 890 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,351 - My bad. - Jesus. 891 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,972 Uh, hi. Are you done enjoying your meal? 892 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,482 There is food in my mouth, and I am chewing. 893 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:48,184 Do you think that I'm finished? 894 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,715 I'm just holding this for my health? 895 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:51,070 - Get me some water. - Sorry. 896 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,113 Hey, come here. Can we order? 897 00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,720 - Uh, yeah. I'll go get your waiter. - Whoa! No, no, no. 898 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,347 We don't have time for that. We're in a hurry. 899 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,211 - I'm starving. - Okay. Can I go? 900 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,017 Usually, the woman goes first, but go ahead. 901 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,977 - Oh, yeah? How about I'm paying? - All right. 902 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:06,745 Can I have a chicken parm with meat sauce? No marinara. 903 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:09,330 Thin. Thin chicken parm. 904 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:10,756 Why aren't you writing it down? 905 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,835 Yeah, I can't actually because I'm not a waiter. 906 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:16,216 I'm just a busboy, so they don't even give me a pen. 907 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,218 Memorize it. Yeah. 908 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,095 Seafood pasta. That's what I want. 909 00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:22,142 No clams, okay? Double up on the shrimp. 910 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,333 That's how I always get it. We come here all the time. 911 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,598 I'm not gonna remember a word you guys just said. 912 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,649 It's not rocket science. Just go. Get our shit. 913 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,727 - All right. - I'm starving. 914 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:38,321 - Is there a dance party or something? - It's fight night. 915 00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:40,950 All right, fight night! Tournament of champions! 916 00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:42,534 Fighting for tips. 917 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,811 Who's going? Who's going first? 918 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,416 - I, zoots. - Z0oots. 919 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,336 - Everyone fights for their tips. - The tips that we earn? 920 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:51,335 Yeah, but you have to fight for them now. 921 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,503 Who wants some, huh? 922 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,293 - Who got it? - It's you, bro. 923 00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:57,299 - No way. No, no way. - Put the gloves on. 924 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:58,971 Get in there. Get in there. Hit him. 925 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,798 - Hey, yo. - Hey. 926 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,912 I don't... please, I don't want to do this. Let's just not do it. 927 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:04,890 You don't wanna do this? 928 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:06,583 - What do you mean? - 'Cause we're friends, right? 929 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:09,349 Yeah, no, for the next 15 seconds, this friendship is over, son. 930 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:11,685 Understand that? Huh? “What? What? 931 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:13,298 Got to understand, fighting is serious. 932 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,602 - I don't like it. - It's sacred. 933 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:16,739 It's how I tribute my lord and savior. “What? 934 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,782 It's the way I tribute my lord and savior, Jesus. 935 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,056 I don't think Jesus would want you to kick my ass right now. 936 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,850 He would want me to have these tips, that's what he means. 937 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,435 You can have the tips. I don't want 'em. 938 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,495 - What is this? What's this shit? - I don't know. 939 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,076 I've seen creed a couple times. 940 00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:30,332 - What'd you do? - I seen creed a couple times. 941 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:31,734 Are we about to do the coffon-eyed Joe? 942 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:32,838 Yeah. Yeah. 943 00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:35,132 - Come on, son. - Okay. Yeah. Okay. 944 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:38,131 You gonna come this way? Come this way, boy. Take your shot. 945 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,382 - Go ahead. - For real? 946 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,884 Yeah. Come on! 947 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:45,969 Now we are friends, goddamn it! 948 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:49,147 Take that shit. Yeah! 949 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:53,021 We friends now, nigga, 'cause that's what friends are for. 950 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,693 Out this bitch. 951 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,981 J zoots done did it again j 952 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,613 j» said zoots done did it again » 953 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:02,697 I think we have a winner. 954 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,788 Come here. 955 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,252 Let me just... 956 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:11,077 - Just want to get this sweater off. - Okay. 957 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,932 And I want to turn off this light. 958 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:14,338 Let me turn it off. 959 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,549 - Okay. - Come on. 960 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:23,097 Just one second. Let me turn off this light. 961 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:25,349 Got a lot of lamps, huh? 962 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:28,098 It's like a store or something. 963 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,183 Come here. 964 00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,447 D nice > 965 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:46,408 j» you what's up girl ain't gotta ask it » 966 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:48,911 j dead 'em all now I buy the caskets j 967 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:51,458 j» they should arrest you or whoever dressed you » 968 00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:53,832 j» ain't gon'sltress you but I'm a let you know j» 969 00:43:53,923 --> 00:43:56,414 > girl you be killin' 'em you be killin' em > 970 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:59,376 > girl you be killin' 'em uh, uh, oh » 971 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,927 > often imitated never duplicated » 972 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,551 j» they say she a dime I say she underrated > 973 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,099 j I just met her so the next solution » 974 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,472 j» dead my old chick, execution » 975 00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:11,930 j» you what's up girl ain't gotta ask it » 976 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:14,356 j dead 'em all now I buy the caskets j 977 00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:19,190 > girl you be killin' 'em you be killin' em > 978 00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:21,364 j» girl you be killin' 'em » 979 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,986 - Scott? - Yo. 980 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:26,410 Come sit down. I need to talk to you about something. 981 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,704 What's up? Someone die? 982 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:32,330 No, no, nobody's dead. Thank god. 983 00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:35,999 I'm seeing somebody. 984 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:38,710 What does that mean? 985 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,382 I'm seeing a man. 986 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:43,711 Well, I've been dating someone for a little while now. 987 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:45,216 You're dating someone? 988 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,677 That's awesome. 989 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:49,929 Why are you dating him secretly, you little slut? 990 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:53,684 Why didn't you tell me? Is he really, really old? 991 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:56,414 Or is he really, really young? Is it one of my friends? Is it Igor? 992 00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:59,352 No, no, no. I just... 993 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:03,156 I just didn't want to bother you unless it was really serious. 994 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,527 Bother? You're my mom. 995 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:07,139 I hope you're getting banged out real good. Who's the lucky guy? 996 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:09,237 Uh, it's... 997 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,784 It's ray. 998 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:13,783 Who's ray? 999 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:17,711 Remember the kid you tattooed? His father. 1000 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,205 That fucking prick? 1001 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:23,134 Yeah, I know. He's a really nice man, and he's really good to me. 1002 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,131 And he's a fireman. 1003 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,089 He's a fireman? That's fucked up. 1004 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,719 - Why? - What do you mean, why? 1005 00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:32,393 You haven't dated anyone in 17 years since dad, 1006 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,186 and the first guy you date is a fireman? 1007 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:37,127 - You don't think that's a little weird? - I got nothing against firemen. 1008 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:41,019 Neither do I, but the guy doesn't like me, and he has the same job as dad. 1009 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:44,484 I'm fucked up as it is, mom. I have crohn's, okay? 1010 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,863 There's something wrong up here. I can't find my watch! 1011 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:50,946 What are you trying to do to me here? Haven't I been through enough? 1012 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,874 What did I do wrong? What did I do? I'm sorry. What did I do? 1013 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,452 I'm not doing it to you. 1014 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,358 I just don't want to be alone the rest of my life. 1015 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:02,124 I don't want you to be alone, either. That would suck. But come on. 1016 00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:05,381 This is pretty obvious this is not a good choice, right? 1017 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:09,630 I would like us to have dinner. I... 1018 00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:11,465 This is very, very important to me. 1019 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,723 I am in a serious relationship with a very nice man. 1020 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:16,975 You're in a serious... With that guy? Come on! 1021 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,899 You don't love him, do you? You're not saying that, right? 1022 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,272 We don't use that word yet. 1023 00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:24,570 But if he said it to me, I would say it back. 1024 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,898 Oh, my god! Jesus! 1025 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:28,653 Do you not learn? 1026 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:30,568 Look what happened last time! 1027 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,809 - You want to do that again? - Okay. All right? How about this? 1028 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:37,325 How about we come by the restaurant and we have dinner when you're working 1029 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:40,412 and you just come by and you just say hi a couple times? 1030 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:42,667 - How about that? - How about that? 1031 00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:45,670 How about... Why don't you ask him, huh? 1032 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:49,574 Why don't you just build another shrine to ray while you're at it? 1033 00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:52,635 Right across from dad's so they can be fucking pals! 1034 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,851 Yeah, I like that better. 1035 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,378 But I'm actually finding you funny 'cause you're really funny. 1036 00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,771 Look at this guy. Having the time of his life. 1037 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,148 - Mmm-hmm. - Acting like he owns the place. 1038 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,026 I know that guy. Eggplant parmesan. 1039 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,492 Oh, I'll be. Your moms is a bit of a baddie. 1040 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,577 She look post-coital. 1041 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:15,029 What's "post-coital"? 1042 00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:17,519 It's like post-fucking, but it's your mom, so I want to be nice. 1043 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:19,283 But, oh, it's definitely happening. 1044 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,461 Post-coital. 1045 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,886 If you ever come to see me, it'll happen that night, I guarantee it. 1046 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:32,338 Oh, here he is. 1047 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,764 === 1048 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,037 - how you doing? - Good. How are you? 1049 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,121 Good to see you again. Yeah. 1050 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:38,602 I'm really sorry for branding your kid. 1051 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:40,850 Oh, no, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. 1052 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:44,149 Cost 350, but I didn't make your mom pay for it. 1053 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,484 But, hey, no harm, no foul. 1054 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:51,532 You know, 'cause if that didn't happen, I wouldn't have met this lovely lady. 1055 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:53,359 Well, happy to help. 1056 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:54,569 Things work out. 1057 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:58,205 Yeah. Thank god I did what I did, then. 1058 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:02,418 Uh, would you guys like to start with still or sparkling water? 1059 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,399 - Oh, let's go sparkling. - Spar... yeah. 1060 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,209 You like sparkling? Okay. 1061 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,278 - Can we get some more bread, too? - Usually go still. 1062 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:09,862 Last time I came here, it came out hot. 1063 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,593 - Yeah. - It was perfect. 1064 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,466 It's like my mom made it. 1065 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,593 Sure. Sparkling and hot bread. 1066 00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:16,969 All right. Thanks, buddy. 1067 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:23,431 Oh, you just can't spit on that like that, man. 1068 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:26,893 You got to be crafty. You can't just... you gotta maneuver. 1069 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:29,228 Lick on it or put a boogie in it or something. 1070 00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:31,462 Think I can fit this whole thing in my ass? 1071 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:33,323 If you really put your mind to it, bro. 1072 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,492 Hey, I saw him spit in the bread. 1073 00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:44,581 All right, scorching hot bread. 1074 00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:46,003 Oh, thank you. Yeah. 1075 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,830 Your mom's in the John. Have a seat. 1076 00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:50,754 Don't worry. You're not gonna get in trouble. 1077 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:52,051 Just for a minute. 1078 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:53,344 All right. 1079 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,758 So, how you liking the job here? 1080 00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,260 It eats ass. 1081 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:05,728 I remember, back in the day, 1082 00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:08,275 I used to work at that pizza parlor on main street. 1083 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:10,523 You remember the one? Yeah. I used to work down there. 1084 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:13,401 I loved it. Making the pizzas. 1085 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:17,030 Girls would come in. It's like they just had to talk to me. 1086 00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:18,281 Yeah. 1087 00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:22,115 Well, that's awesome. I'm glad you got laid a lot at your pizza place. 1088 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,836 All right. Listen, Scott. 1089 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:30,414 I know this is weird, okay? 1090 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:32,750 You and your mom were alone together for a long time. 1091 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:37,259 You got set in your ways, you know? You got used to things. 1092 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:40,557 But I just feel like your mother deserves more right now. 1093 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:43,886 And I'm serious. I really think that I can make her happy. 1094 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,221 And she makes me happy. 1095 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:48,604 So, I mean, that's a good thing, right? 1096 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:51,561 Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a great thing. 1097 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,896 I want my mom to be happy more than anything, so... 1098 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:57,575 Good. I do, too. So, what's your sport? 1099 00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,367 I like basketball. 1100 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:01,867 - Oh, yeah? What position? - I played small forward. 1101 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,117 Small forward. Yeah. 1102 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:04,853 All right. I'm kind of a baseball guy myself. 1103 00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:06,117 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 1104 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:08,815 I'm an old man. I like that stuff. I got season tickets to the Yankees. 1105 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,045 No way. Really? That's cool. 1106 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:11,713 Yeah. I think it's staten island's year. 1107 00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:15,005 Oh, staten island Yankees. Minor league. 1108 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:18,553 Absolutely. I'm not gonna go pay to see those overpaid crybabies. 1109 00:50:18,641 --> 00:50:20,597 They try harder at the minor league level. 1110 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,871 Plus, I'm a Red Sox fan. I'm never setting foot in that stadium. 1111 00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:25,853 Well, I should get back to work before I get yelled at. 1112 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:28,932 - Okay. Go ahead. Absolutely. All right. - All right, man. 1113 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,391 Enjoy the hot bread. 1114 00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:31,588 - Hey. - Okay, cool. 1115 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:32,442 Hey. 1116 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,942 - What are you fellas talking about? - Hey, mom. 1117 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:38,149 Uh, I was just asking Scott if he wanted to go to a yankee game sometime. 1118 00:50:38,494 --> 00:50:40,075 Uh, what did Scott say? 1119 00:50:41,664 --> 00:50:44,280 Scott... Scott said yeah. 1120 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:48,496 All right, who's fighting tonight? I want to fight somebody! 1121 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,879 I'm sorry, pepe. Don't take this personally. 1122 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,461 What happened? That was just a jab. 1123 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,221 It's okay, pepe. It's all right. 1124 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:02,798 - You sure? - Yeah. 1125 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:05,179 I mean, I never done that before, so... 1126 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,352 I feel bad for you. 1127 00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:25,366 > Down on the corner out in the street > 1128 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:28,157 how you doing? Thank you. 1129 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:30,368 Thank you. Thank you. 1130 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:34,626 J» rooster hits the washboard and people just got fo smile » 1131 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:39,131 j blinky thumps the gut bass and solos for a while > 1132 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:44,056 j» poor boy twangs the rhythm out on his kalamazoo > 1133 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:46,304 how are you? How are you? You guys still sober? 1134 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,225 - Shitty throw, though. - That's how you do it! 1135 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,312 All right, there we go. There we go. 1136 00:51:58,407 --> 00:51:59,727 Let's go, baby, let's go. 1137 00:52:00,242 --> 00:52:01,357 Look alive! 1138 00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:06,119 Think we're gonna take these pansy spinners tonight? 1139 00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:09,118 Oh, man, we can't take the spinners, you might as well just shut it down. 1140 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:11,666 We should just pack it in, send these guys back to single-a. 1141 00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,566 My kid's little league team could give these guys a run for their money. 1142 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:16,581 These guys are all on the job, too. 1143 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:21,256 The old ballbuster here... He's the senior man of the house. 1144 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:24,760 Did you call me a senior? You're the one who's bald. 1145 00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:26,761 Come on, papa. I'm just fucking around. 1146 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:30,140 - Hey, you want a hot dog? - Oh, no, I can't. I have crohn's. 1147 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,058 What's that? 1148 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,640 It's when the lining of your stomach is all messed up, 1149 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:37,021 so it makes you shit all the time. 1150 00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:38,777 Thanks for sharing. 1151 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,260 Next time, just say, "I don't want a hot dog." 1152 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:43,945 I'm just trying to spread awareness. 1153 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:47,702 There we go. There we go. 1154 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,872 - Nice hit. Nice hit. - Looking good, guys. 1155 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:51,991 Way to hustle. 1156 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:54,918 Hey, uh... 1157 00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:57,811 You ever think about putting on the jacket? 1158 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:03,760 - What are you laughing about? - 'Cause it's a stupid question, ray. 1159 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:06,714 - What do you mean, stupid? - It's fucking stupid. 1160 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:10,350 Would you ask the kids of that teacher who blew up in space 1161 00:53:10,437 --> 00:53:11,539 if they want to be an astronaut? 1162 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:13,394 I don't think that lady had any kids, though. 1163 00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:16,349 Yeah, I'm sure she didn't 'cause she died in space. 1164 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:19,401 It's hard to have kids when you're dead in space. 1165 00:53:20,489 --> 00:53:23,026 Look, I could tell you how I feel about firemen, 1166 00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,053 but I don't think you guys want to hear my opinion. 1167 00:53:25,077 --> 00:53:27,489 No, no, no, please tell us. I want to hear it. 1168 00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:29,911 - You don't got to do this, man. Come on. - All right, no. 1169 00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:31,363 Yeah. Okay, how about this? 1170 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,746 If you're a fireman, just don't have kids or a family at all, okay? 1171 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:36,452 So that way, you don't fucking crush them 1172 00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:39,254 when you don't come home that one time, you know? 1173 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:40,706 And you're just so selfish. 1174 00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:43,793 You just hang out with your boys all day like it's a fucking frat house. 1175 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,386 Half the time, you're not even putting out fires. 1176 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:49,385 You're just jerking off, watching scarface, okay? 1177 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,137 - Take it easy, man. - I'm just saying. 1178 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,557 Yeah, but you miss graduation, your birthdays, okay? 1179 00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,607 My prom dances. 1180 00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,731 That's a very mean thing to do to children. 1181 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:04,188 And if you have a family, you're an asshole. 1182 00:54:04,283 --> 00:54:05,523 Take it easy. Take it easy. 1183 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:07,528 That's one way to look at it. Yeah. 1184 00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:08,825 Tell that to my dad. 1185 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:15,033 Oh, but you can't, 'cause he's dead. 1186 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:17,451 Anybody got a good response to that? 1187 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,586 Yeah! 1188 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:23,381 Again! Whoo! 1189 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:26,506 What a game. What a game. 1190 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,466 So, what, I shouldn't have kids? 1191 00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:31,883 - No, you should have kids. - I'm gonna have kids. 1192 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:35,685 Maybe you should take a cue from your shirt, you know? Smile. 1193 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,099 Lighten up. 1194 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:40,019 That's actually kind of funny. 1195 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,897 Guy's all right. Why can't you be more like him? 1196 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,733 Why can't you not embarrass me like this? 1197 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:46,984 I'm sorry. 1198 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:51,410 I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your friends. 1199 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:57,370 Just stick to your guns. It'll be fine. 1200 00:54:57,461 --> 00:55:00,999 Hey. Hey! Come on in. Come have breakfast with us. 1201 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:05,002 I made pancakes, and I made the sausage that you like, an omelet. 1202 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:08,260 - Come, come. Come sit. - Man, these eggs are spectacular. 1203 00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:09,928 With the onions and the peppers. 1204 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,430 I love it. I love it. 1205 00:55:15,354 --> 00:55:17,436 Did he spend the night? 1206 00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:20,481 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He slept here. 1207 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:21,477 In this house. 1208 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:25,311 I'm an adult. I can do that. 1209 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,862 I need to talk to you about something. 1210 00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:28,950 Okay. 1211 00:55:29,034 --> 00:55:32,902 I was thinking that it's time to think about getting your own apartment. 1212 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:36,372 What? Why would you say that? 1213 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:38,494 Well... 1214 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,618 You are so awesome. 1215 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:45,630 And I think I've been there for you too much. 1216 00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,675 'Cause sometimes in life, the thing that's motivating 1217 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:51,094 is when people don't have that safety net. 1218 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:54,344 Right, but I need that safety net 'cause I don't have my shit together. 1219 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:57,517 So, why are you doing this? Is this 'cause of him? 1220 00:55:59,231 --> 00:56:03,065 No. It's just you're 24 years old now. 1221 00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:04,231 Twenty-four. 1222 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:06,853 Phelps had a fistful of gold medals by 24. 1223 00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:08,153 Why are you talking? 1224 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:10,660 I'm just giving you some perspective, that's all. 1225 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:14,197 Wayne gretzky had 96 goals when he was 24. 1226 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:15,494 What? 1227 00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:18,038 Roger staubach graduated west point, 1228 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:21,458 won a heisman trophy, fought in the Vietnam war, 1229 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,706 and then joined the cowboys by the time he was 24. 1230 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:26,960 I don't know who that is, so who gives a fuck? 1231 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:30,793 I think that maybe you're ready and you just don't even know it. 1232 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:32,803 So, you're kicking me out? 1233 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,131 No, no. 1234 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,466 I just want you to get your own apartment by summer. 1235 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,847 Right, so you're kicking me out of the house. 1236 00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:41,428 That's nine months from now. 1237 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:44,811 I mean, you could have a baby in nine months. It's a long time. 1238 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,858 Are you moving in? Are you trying to push me out? 1239 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:48,981 What did I do? I thought we were cool. 1240 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,952 Scott, Scott, let's all be adults here. Come on. 1241 00:56:51,033 --> 00:56:54,275 Your mother has worked very hard for a very long time. 1242 00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:55,889 And I'm gonna retire in a couple years, 1243 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:59,201 so things are gonna change around here, but in a good way. 1244 00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,532 I mean, we think that you can do great things. 1245 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:05,085 Yeah, I know I'm gonna do great things, but I don't need you to tell me that. 1246 00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:07,879 This... what's going on? 1247 00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:10,507 I don't like this. 1248 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:13,461 So, be that as it may, until you leave... 1249 00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:16,592 Which is gonna be good for you and it's gonna be motivating... 1250 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:19,220 You're gonna have to pull your weight a little more around here. 1251 00:57:19,311 --> 00:57:22,053 And one thing that we thought would help you contribute... 1252 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,559 Would be easy, wouldn't be hard to do... 1253 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:28,234 Is to help ray bring his kids back and forth to school 1254 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,527 when he can't do it because of work. 1255 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,734 Like now. Like today. 1256 00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:37,242 You're joking, right? 1257 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,529 You want me to take your kid to school? 1258 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,164 The kid that I tattooed? 1259 00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:45,704 I got two kids. The other one's seven. 1260 00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:48,245 You're gonna make me babysit your kids? 1261 00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:51,168 I'm on... I do drugs. 1262 00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:53,424 Well, looks like you're walking. 1263 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,965 And thank you. 1264 00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:58,971 I'm not cool with any of this, okay? 1265 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:02,096 And where do you expect me to live? And with what money? 1266 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:04,178 You know I'm a fucking bum, right? 1267 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:06,430 Yo, this is fucked up! Seriously. 1268 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:10,268 Especially after last night, all that bonding boy bullshit. 1269 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,529 You're full of shit, man. You're a fucking liar. 1270 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:16,440 I'm gonna go walk your kids. 1271 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:19,784 No, I'm not fucking letting you take 'em. 1272 00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:21,611 Fuck you. Who the fuck are you? 1273 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:25,874 Yeah, I agree with you completely. It was Ray's idea. 1274 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:28,481 I don't think I should be taking them, either. I agree with you. 1275 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,081 Are you a weirdo? 1276 00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:35,088 Oh, the weirdest. Nobody's weirder than me. 1277 00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:39,505 See, a weirdo wouldn't say that. A weirdo would deny it. 1278 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,219 So, do I have to take 'em or... 1279 00:58:45,313 --> 00:58:46,313 Yes. 1280 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:47,937 God, no. 1281 00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:51,809 I mean, ray was supposed to do it. I can't fucking do it. 1282 00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:54,815 Their schools start half an hour apart on the other side of town. 1283 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:02,449 So, your mom is banging my ex? 1284 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,640 Yeah, I'm not thrilled about it, either. 1285 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,907 Yeah, well, you shouldn't be. 1286 00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:11,503 Harold. Kelly. Come here. Come here. 1287 00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:14,332 There's something kind of fun. 1288 00:59:14,426 --> 00:59:16,041 Come here. Come here. 1289 00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:17,501 Oh, hey, man. 1290 00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:20,759 So, this is Harold, and this is Kelly. 1291 00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:23,465 And this is... 1292 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:25,843 Scott. 1293 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:28,178 Scott. He's gonna be taking care of you. 1294 00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,809 - Okay? - Nice to meet you, Scott. 1295 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:33,939 Hi, Harold. It's nice to meet you. For the very first time. 1296 00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:36,979 If he does anything weird, you tell me. 1297 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:40,407 Even if he tells you not to tell me, you tell me. 1298 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:43,907 I'm pretty sure he's not weird, but I could be wrong. 1299 00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:45,533 Okay? 1300 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:46,739 Love you. 1301 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:47,743 - Love you, mom. - Seriously. 1302 00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,371 - Love you, mom. Bye. - Pay attention. 1303 00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:52,498 Got it. 1304 00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:54,792 Hold both their hands! 1305 00:59:58,261 --> 00:59:59,376 Thank you. 1306 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,430 Look both ways. Look both ways! 1307 01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:06,053 - All right, stop. - God! 1308 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:09,227 So, what do you like to do, Harold? 1309 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:11,854 I like superheroes. 1310 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:13,307 Well, so does everybody. 1311 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:15,313 No, I make up my own. 1312 01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:17,143 Oh, yeah? What kind? 1313 01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:18,820 Ice flash. 1314 01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:20,022 What does he do? 1315 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:25,573 He freezes stuff and shoots ice at people. 1316 01:00:26,665 --> 01:00:28,280 Oh, well, that's not gonna work. 1317 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:29,375 Why not? 1318 01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,415 I could just use a hair dryer and ruin him. 1319 01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:32,993 Keep thinking, though. 1320 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,397 What do you got? What do you like to do? 1321 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:37,254 I like to sing. You do? 1322 01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:40,133 - Could you sing for me? - Sure. 1323 01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:44,880 J» oh, what a beautiful morning » 1324 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:45,885 yes. 1325 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,934 J» oh, what a beautiful day » 1326 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,180 all right. 1327 01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:54,140 J I've got a wonderful feeling » 1328 01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:56,896 j» everything's going my way j» 1329 01:00:57,237 --> 01:00:59,273 that shit was dope. High five. 1330 01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:00,524 She's a good singer. 1331 01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:02,860 I don't agree with the sentiment of the song, 1332 01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:04,157 but it was really great. 1333 01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:07,694 Anyway, have a great day at school. 1334 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:10,330 Uh, I hope it's not shitty, 1335 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:13,204 and, yeah, give your sister a kiss goodbye. 1336 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,793 - We don't do that. - Just do it. 1337 01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:21,708 See? Wasn't that nice? 1338 01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:24,031 Now, if she dies tomorrow, you'll remember that, 1339 01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:25,175 that you kissed her goodbye. 1340 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:26,801 Have a good day at school. 1341 01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:28,757 - Later, man. - Pay attention. 1342 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,430 Why would I die? 1343 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,728 I don't know. You never know what's gonna happen. 1344 01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:35,021 Think you're immortal? 1345 01:01:38,570 --> 01:01:39,855 This. It's this one. 1346 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,686 Okay. All right. 1347 01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:45,948 Well, have a good day, okay? 1348 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,526 - Okay. - I'll see you soon, I guess. 1349 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,111 Can I help you? 1350 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:53,290 Oh, hi. I'm Ray's friend. I was just here to bring her here. 1351 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,251 You know ray? 1352 01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:59,546 I know ray a little bit. He's kind of banging my mom. 1353 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:02,253 So, yeah, I'm just dropping her off. 1354 01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:04,334 Did you sign in at the office? 1355 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,294 No. I didn't even know you had an office. 1356 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,799 Okay. Um... 1357 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:09,923 Kelly? You okay? 1358 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,349 Yeah. 1359 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:12,846 You sure? Yeah. 1360 01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:14,303 You know you can tell me. 1361 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,557 I'm okay. 1362 01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:17,605 Do you know him? 1363 01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:19,853 Yeah, kind of. He's a new friend. 1364 01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:22,856 Okay. 1365 01:02:22,948 --> 01:02:24,939 I trained her in the car. She's not gonna break. 1366 01:02:25,951 --> 01:02:27,942 I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna hurt her. 1367 01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:32,450 - But have a great day. I just... - Actually, could you set up the paints? 1368 01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:33,746 - No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1369 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,228 - And just wash these brushes. - No. 1370 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:36,162 - Thank you so much. - No. No. 1371 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:38,460 - Thank you! - No. 1372 01:02:57,232 --> 01:03:00,019 Did you happen to get a chance to take a look at the... 1373 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,230 Yeah, I looked at your book. 1374 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:03,644 I drew like that, too, when I was 14. 1375 01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:07,439 From what I saw, you don't really have the basics, 1376 01:03:07,534 --> 01:03:09,070 so you got to figure that out. 1377 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,197 Well, yeah, that's why I'm here. I was hoping I can learn from you. 1378 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:16,373 Right, well, you'd be my apprentice. You'll be a slave to the shop. 1379 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,666 Hey, man. As long as I get to tattoo people, right? 1380 01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:21,916 No. Never. Until I say. 1381 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,632 You'll be sterilizing needles, washing my car, taking the trash out. 1382 01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:27,113 I mean, you're basically our bitch. 1383 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:29,093 So, how much will I be making here? 1384 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:31,346 Dick. 1385 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:32,764 Okay, well... 1386 01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:35,308 It's a long line of people who want this job, man. 1387 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,431 How do I pay my rent? 1388 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,480 That one right there is not my problem. 1389 01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:44,797 It's your first day, you're already complaining. It's kind of weird. 1390 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:47,028 Yeah, let's not do this. You should take a walk. 1391 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,989 - Pussy. - All right. 1392 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:54,119 Well, could I ask you a question? If I did work here? 1393 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,411 Why is he still here? 1394 01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,491 Let's say some idiot walks in and he wants to get a tattoo 1395 01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,667 of a confederate flag wrapped around the grim reaper. 1396 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:02,523 You could tell that guy to go fuck himself, right? 1397 01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,788 'Cause that's a ridiculous tattoo to ask for. 1398 01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:08,296 It's not my place to judge people, man. I don't do that. 1399 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,092 Well, what if another guy walked in 1400 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:13,140 and he wanted to get a tattoo of his dead friend James on his chest, right? 1401 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:15,369 But you know James, and you don't want to give him the tattoo, 1402 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:16,871 'cause you know James and he's an asshole 1403 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:18,205 and that the world's better off without him. 1404 01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:19,915 - What do you do then? - You have a death wish? 1405 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:22,976 No, I don't have a death wish. But that lady on the motorcycle does. 1406 01:04:23,068 --> 01:04:25,504 She's not even wearing any underwear. She's gonna burn her pussy. 1407 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,381 Do you want to do this? You really want to fucking do this? 1408 01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:29,467 I don't want to do anything with you. I just wanna know who killed James. 1409 01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:32,324 Was it the confederate flag man? Was it the motorcycle lady? 1410 01:04:32,911 --> 01:04:35,402 I got to be honest, Kelsey. You look exactly like your picture. 1411 01:04:35,497 --> 01:04:38,079 You're kind of thicker, more robust. 1412 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:39,372 Oh, thank you. 1413 01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:40,744 - Yeah. - It's a compliment. 1414 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:44,123 You look a little bit like Antonio banderas, 1415 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,579 if I squint really hard. 1416 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,834 Oh, please squint all night long. That's great. 1417 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,320 Chelsea, you are... I mean, Kelsey, I'm sorry. 1418 01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:50,424 That's all right. 1419 01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:52,252 What's your name again? I forgot already. 1420 01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:53,507 It's Jake. Sorry about that. 1421 01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:54,883 So, what do you do? 1422 01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:57,090 Oh, I'm studying to work in the city. 1423 01:04:57,185 --> 01:05:00,723 I want to make staten island a great place again. 1424 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,929 Staten island's already cool. What are you talking about? 1425 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,019 Yeah, it is. Yeah. It is. 1426 01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,772 You're the first person here to say that. 1427 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:09,602 No, no. It's the best place on earth. 1428 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:11,337 Well, at least on the east coast, I think. 1429 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:12,866 Excuse me. 1430 01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:16,067 Oh, hey. Hey. 1431 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:17,903 Hello. 1432 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,365 Aares tee 1433 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:25,577 would you guys like still or sparkling water? 1434 01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:27,287 Um, you pick. 1435 01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:30,169 - I'm more of a sparkling guy, so... - Sparkling it is. 1436 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:33,844 But I do like Tequila, so if I could get just a patron with a rock. 1437 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,241 - That cool with you? - Yeah, that's fine. 1438 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:36,801 - Cool. I prefer Tequila. - Cool. 1439 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:40,804 Tequila and rock. You guys want warm bread or olive oil? 1440 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:42,848 Warm bread. 1441 01:05:43,148 --> 01:05:44,183 Oh. 1442 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:49,355 Bro, did you scare off another customer? What's wrong with you? 1443 01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:53,438 I'm so sorry about that. He has nepotism, you know? 1444 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:55,318 Is that a disease? 1445 01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:56,741 Yeah, it's a bad one. 1446 01:05:57,495 --> 01:06:00,135 I brought that guy here to make you jealous. You could give a fuck. 1447 01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:01,871 To make me jea... 1448 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:05,200 - You don't seem jealous or upset at all. - I do care. Of course I care. 1449 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:08,332 I chose the hottest guy on tinder. Look at me. Look at me. 1450 01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,287 Look at my tits. 1451 01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:12,124 There's literally the Eiffel Tower holding them up in here. 1452 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:14,459 - You look great. I'm... - Thank you. 1453 01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:16,010 Please don't cry here. Please. 1454 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:18,964 - You look awful. - What do you mean? 1455 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,844 Your skin looks see-through. 1456 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:25,349 The circles around your eyes are so dark you look like an anorexic panda. 1457 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:27,935 I know. I know I do. 1458 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,226 You always look sick and pale, 1459 01:06:29,277 --> 01:06:31,518 like you have a disease but you don't know it yet. 1460 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:34,104 You look like if I touched you, you'd turn to dust. 1461 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:37,362 I'm sorry. I'm not doing very well. I'm, you know... 1462 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:39,450 What do I tell your date? 1463 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:44,247 I don't know. Tell him to fuck off. I met him ten minutes ago. He's a dj. 1464 01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:53,628 Why do you not think ice is a good superpower? 1465 01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:59,008 It's amazing. I mean, ice flash can do anything with his ice. 1466 01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:02,181 And it's indestructible 'cause it's superhero ice. 1467 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:06,477 He can make giant shields that reflect anything. 1468 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:12,104 He can make giant ice tanks, giant ice planes and giant jets, 1469 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:15,403 helicopters that shoot giant missiles. 1470 01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:18,106 I mean, think of all the possibilities. 1471 01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,987 That's actually kind of cool. 1472 01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:21,614 - Thanks. - You came up with that? 1473 01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:22,819 Yeah. 1474 01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:24,578 You're getting really good at this. 1475 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,208 Thanks. 1476 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:28,123 What color is his shield? 1477 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:30,372 It's, well, the color of ice. 1478 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,499 Well, what's the color of ice? Is it see-through? 1479 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:35,252 Like, light blue ice or is it like... 1480 01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:39,427 It's blue ice 'cause it's superhero ice, and it's cool. 1481 01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:40,594 Right. 1482 01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:44,516 You remember that kid Ronnie? His uncle owns the pharmacy. 1483 01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:46,718 He gave me the key. We're gonna load up on oxys. 1484 01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:48,332 So, we're robbers now. That's our future. 1485 01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:50,768 Nah. We're gonna do this one time. 1486 01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:54,396 Get the money to seed our dreams. Get that venture capital. 1487 01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:56,944 Open that tattoo restaurant you wanted. 1488 01:07:57,031 --> 01:08:00,899 It's not that big a deal. Jay-Z did it. He sold crack to fund his rap career. 1489 01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:03,406 Aren't most of Jay-Z's friends dead or in jail? 1490 01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:07,580 Yeah, but we're Jay-Z in this situation. We're not Jay-Z's friends. 1491 01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:10,074 We can't all be Jay-Z. 1492 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:12,581 There can't be four Jay-zs. That doesn't make any sense. 1493 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:14,432 You guys know I'd do anything for you, right? 1494 01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:15,667 - Thank you. - Appreciate you. 1495 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:18,124 - Just not this. I'm out. - What are you talking about? 1496 01:08:18,219 --> 01:08:19,629 This is crazy. 1497 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:21,632 Hey, we need you. You're the lookout. 1498 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,980 Literally anybody can be the lookout. I don't need to be a part of this. 1499 01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:28,142 We need you. You're our best friend. We trust you. 1500 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:31,687 Well, best friends don't make other best friends do stupid illegal shit. 1501 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,685 You make me do stupid shit for you all the time. 1502 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,482 - Like what? - I don't know. 1503 01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:37,756 What about the time when you thought you had testicular cancer? 1504 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,174 Here we go. Knew this was gonna come up. 1505 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:42,065 And then I drive over and you make me touch your nuts. 1506 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:44,859 I would've done it for you, bro. 1507 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,725 You're like, "there's something wrong with my ass." I'd be like, "bend over." 1508 01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:50,035 Come on. After everything we've done for you? 1509 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,913 What do you do for me? I let you tattoo my whole body. 1510 01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:54,369 So what? You love my tattoos. 1511 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:58,047 You use me as a human sketchbook. I don't, really. 1512 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,090 I don't. Not as much as I say I do. 1513 01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:02,294 I'm out of here. My bad. 1514 01:09:03,931 --> 01:09:06,968 You know what? You're a real bitch! You're a bitch! 1515 01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:09,551 Yo, don't shush me. 1516 01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,136 Oh, my god, look how excited she is. 1517 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:13,346 I started running too early! 1518 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,567 Hey! 1519 01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:20,858 Oh, you're so skinny. 1520 01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:21,858 Have you been eating? Yeah. 1521 01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:24,281 - Hi. - Hey. How are you? 1522 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:26,578 This is ray. 1523 01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:27,827 Hey. How you doing? 1524 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:29,433 - Nice to finally meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1525 01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:32,457 Yeah. I feel like I already know you. Your mom talks about you all the time. 1526 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:33,912 Oh, god. 1527 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:35,994 No, only good stuff, only good stuff. 1528 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,626 Should we go eat? I am so sick of eating off a tray. 1529 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:41,674 - You hungry? - Yeah, I could eat. I could always eat. 1530 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:43,470 Beautiful school. 1531 01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:45,419 "Yeah, I could eat. I could always eat.” 1532 01:09:46,057 --> 01:09:47,217 Fucking asshole. 1533 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,965 Look at those two angels. 1534 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:50,095 Yeah, I know them. 1535 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:52,552 Yeah. You walk them to school, don't you? 1536 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:54,541 - Yeah, I know who they are. - Oh, my god. 1537 01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:56,681 - She's so cute. - Look. Look at those curls. 1538 01:09:56,776 --> 01:09:59,609 We took them to see stomp off-Broadway. They went crazy! 1539 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:00,981 Oh, my god. I love stomp. 1540 01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:03,592 - What's stomp? What is that? - It's the greatest musical of all time. 1541 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:06,983 Yeah, it's that show where people play the drums on garbage cans 1542 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:08,909 and tap with broomsticks. 1543 01:10:08,996 --> 01:10:10,486 Stuff around the house. Yeah. 1544 01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:12,913 You just see a toaster, we make an english muffin. 1545 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,787 They see a whole song. It's incredible. 1546 01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:17,834 I know a homeless guy that plays trash can lids 1547 01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:19,753 on the subway for a dollar. 1548 01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:22,255 And then he took a shit on the platform. 1549 01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:24,667 Oh! Well, you know. 1550 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,231 I don't know if he's gonna get a Tony, but... 1551 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:29,385 Maybe if they keep practicing and get an adult diaper, 1552 01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:32,012 they can get to Broadway someday. 1553 01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:34,938 Yeah. 1554 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,305 So, are you guys really serious? 1555 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,810 Uh-oh. 1556 01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:42,310 Well, actually, 1557 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:46,523 I'm going up to Boston to meet his parents at Thanksgiving. 1558 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:50,735 What? You're going to Boston to... For Thanksgiving? 1559 01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:53,742 - Where am I gonna go? - You'll come. We can all go. 1560 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:55,619 Yeah, we'd love to have you up there. 1561 01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:57,917 You think you're gonna get married again? 1562 01:10:58,004 --> 01:10:59,585 Oh, boy, look what I got us into. 1563 01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:00,787 Claire. 1564 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:04,749 Well, you know what? I'll answer that, you know. 1565 01:11:04,844 --> 01:11:07,381 A couple of months ago, I would've said no, but... 1566 01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:08,928 Can we go? 1567 01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:11,131 Scott. Don't be rude. 1568 01:11:11,225 --> 01:11:13,682 Me”? I'm not being rude. He's talking the entire time. 1569 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,135 He's the one being rude. 1570 01:11:15,229 --> 01:11:17,166 - Was just making conversation. - So what did you want to say? 1571 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:18,600 - Cut this shit. - Tell us now. 1572 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:21,023 All I wanted to say was I think it's time to go, okay? 1573 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:23,647 I had a great time. This is wonderful. I think we all bonded. 1574 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,319 It's time to leave now, all right? 1575 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:29,115 Well, we're going to a party later, if you want to come with us. 1576 01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,567 You just can't embarrass me. 1577 01:11:30,661 --> 01:11:32,947 Sure, whatever. Let's just get the fuck out of here. 1578 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:36,455 He's in a good mood. 1579 01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:39,158 Try doing it your entire life. 1580 01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:42,662 - We're gonna have a good night. - Oh, yeah. 1581 01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:44,622 No, we're not. I hate college parties. 1582 01:11:44,717 --> 01:11:47,925 You've never been to a college party. Come on, just enjoy it. 1583 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,628 - Relax. Go with it, okay? - Yes, relax. 1584 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,805 > Five, four, three, two, I let one go j» 1585 01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:55,599 j bow, get the fuck though I don't bluff, bro > 1586 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:58,018 > aimin' at your head like a buffalo 1587 01:11:58,105 --> 01:12:00,767 > what the fuck though? Where the love go? » 1588 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:01,973 what's your major? 1589 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:07,108 It's evolutionary sociology with a splash of bio. 1590 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,856 I didn't know you could do that. 1591 01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:12,179 Yeah, you can do whatever the fuck you want. It's college. 1592 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:13,818 > Puff, puff, bro, I don't huff though » 1593 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:16,199 > yellow diamonds up close calch a sunstroke > 1594 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:18,747 j at your front door with a gun sfowed » 1595 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:21,042 j» put the green in the bag like a lawnmower b> 1596 01:12:21,128 --> 01:12:23,494 j hair trigger pulled back like a cornrow > 1597 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,454 > what the fuck though? Where the love go? » 1598 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:26,881 I like your tattoos. 1599 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:29,459 I'm an actress, so I don't think I can get that many tattoos. 1600 01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:32,341 Because what if I get cast as an angelic role? 1601 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:34,638 I'm kind of, like, a young winona Ryder. 1602 01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:37,592 So, I could play those parts, and also, 1603 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:40,099 back when Shakespeare was writing plays, like... 1604 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:47,018 What do you think? What is that? 1605 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:49,938 It's a butthole. 1606 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,231 - Get it? - Oh, my god. 1607 01:12:55,746 --> 01:12:57,349 So, we're talking about how the one percent 1608 01:12:57,373 --> 01:12:59,489 keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger, 1609 01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:02,997 and the wealth inequality is just out of control, 1610 01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:06,454 and we can't continue with capitalism this way. 1611 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:09,382 Yeah, I'm sick of the rat race. 1612 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:12,335 Yeah, no, exactly. What happened to the American dream? 1613 01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:15,513 I know. It's like an American nightmare now. 1614 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:16,965 - Yeah. Exactly. - Right? 1615 01:13:22,815 --> 01:13:24,646 Bring it... oh, shit! 1616 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:28,226 Oh, shit! Fuck you! There are flames! 1617 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,436 That was fucking fun. 1618 01:13:29,530 --> 01:13:31,441 I know. It was so fun. 1619 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:35,070 Yeah, I feel like I kind of fit in for once, you know? 1620 01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:37,447 And not everybody hated me for the first time. 1621 01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:38,869 You should come here. 1622 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:41,072 Yeah? You think I can get into a place like this? 1623 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:42,782 I mean, you'd need a good gpa. 1624 01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,480 I don't have a good one of those. I didn't even graduate high school. 1625 01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:47,232 Don't you have to graduate high school to go to college? 1626 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:49,087 Yeah, but it's not too late to do that. 1627 01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:51,882 All right, even so, I'm too old. 1628 01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:54,756 I'd look like a narc, you know? I would look creepy in the corner. 1629 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:57,008 Everybody'd be like, "what's that guy doing here?" 1630 01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:58,930 Everybody here is so old. 1631 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:02,351 Well, I'm fucking stupid, Claire, okay? Is that what you want me to say? 1632 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:04,679 I can't pay attention. I can't sit still, okay? 1633 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,310 I'm stupid. I'm a dumb idiot. 1634 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,420 I would have to work ten times harder than those people. 1635 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,796 And everybody would fucking make fun of me, 1636 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:12,311 and I'm not ready to deal with that again, so, no. 1637 01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:13,566 So, that's it? 1638 01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:15,825 Huh? 1639 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:18,652 That's how long you're gonna think about going to college for? 1640 01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:21,916 That was a 40-second walk. That's a lot of consideration, don't you think? 1641 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,073 Okay. 1642 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:26,117 - It's your journey. - Indeed. 1643 01:14:26,212 --> 01:14:29,670 Now, let's get down to brass tacks. What are we gonna do about ray? 1644 01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:31,588 - What do you mean? - Don't act stupid. 1645 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:36,545 I mean, how are we gonna get mom to break up with him? 1646 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:38,129 I think he seems fine. 1647 01:14:38,224 --> 01:14:40,260 - You think he's fine? - What do you want? 1648 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,537 It's mom's choice to make. We don't need to get involved. 1649 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:44,552 Yeah, I know, but we should still protect her. 1650 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:47,764 She can't just be with the first guy she's been with since dad. 1651 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,439 She gotta peruse some dick. 1652 01:14:50,611 --> 01:14:54,024 Mom doesn't need to "peruse dick." 1653 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,490 - You know she needs to. - I think she seems happy. 1654 01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:59,116 You want her to have sex with a ton of people? 1655 01:14:59,704 --> 01:15:01,410 No, but, yeah, kind of. 1656 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,907 That's gross. 1657 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:05,268 Well, if you knew something was bad before it even started, 1658 01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:07,203 wouldn't you stop it if you had the chance? 1659 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:09,831 It's like that whole baby Hitler thing, you know? 1660 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:11,628 If you had the chance to kill baby Hitler 1661 01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:13,252 before it grew up, wouldn't you do it? 1662 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,195 Wouldn't you strangle it until its eyes popped out? 1663 01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:16,925 So, Ray's baby Hitler? 1664 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:20,050 Yeah. In this situation, he is, yeah. He's baby Hitler. 1665 01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:22,348 So, do you want to help me kill baby Hitler? 1666 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:26,595 Okay, you're right, Scott. You're right. I'll see you tomorrow. 1667 01:15:26,689 --> 01:15:27,689 Claire! 1668 01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:29,607 Claire! 1669 01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:39,073 Claire really seems like she's enjoying school, you know? 1670 01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:44,158 Yeah. She's just blossoming. 1671 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:48,078 Yeah. Girl just seems like she could take on the world. 1672 01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:51,710 I tell you, whatever you did with her, you did it right. 1673 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,880 Dump some of that on Scott, you know? 1674 01:15:57,928 --> 01:16:01,136 What do you think about his tattoo restaurant idea? 1675 01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:03,638 I think it's terrible. 1676 01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:06,468 Getting a tattoo is like a medical procedure. 1677 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:09,804 You don't want to go to the hospital and order supper, you know? 1678 01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:14,354 I just love that he has big dreams, but he's just so lost. 1679 01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:19,151 And no matter how much I try to fill him with good energy, he just... 1680 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:21,607 He's got no self-esteem. 1681 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:24,535 He's really going nowhere. 1682 01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:26,237 Don't be so hard on yourself. 1683 01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:30,366 Scientists have been doing studies. They say a lot of this stuff is genetic. 1684 01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:32,952 You inherit it from your grandparents. 1685 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,305 Let's go. 1686 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:56,984 Right. If anybody sees us or you hear sirens or anything bad, 1687 01:16:57,071 --> 01:16:58,607 you text me, "you up?" 1688 01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:00,050 Could I just text you something else? 1689 01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,190 That sounds like I'm trying to bang you, kind of. 1690 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,275 - Just do it. - Fine. 1691 01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:06,201 - Fine. - Let's go. 1692 01:17:06,831 --> 01:17:08,321 - Let's roll. - Hold on. 1693 01:17:08,415 --> 01:17:09,495 All right, let's go. 1694 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:10,698 Good luck, homey. 1695 01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:11,999 Love you, Scott. 1696 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:18,539 Oh, shit. 1697 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:20,674 This is real. 1698 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:42,907 Yes! 1699 01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:57,332 You're dead. 1700 01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:03,083 What's going on? “What the fuck? 1701 01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:04,865 - Who are you? - You're not supposed to be here. 1702 01:18:04,889 --> 01:18:06,491 What are you talking about? It's my store! 1703 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:08,346 Who are you talking to? Who is that? 1704 01:18:08,434 --> 01:18:09,514 Go back inside. 1705 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:12,514 - Go back inside! I'm handling this! - Don't tell me to go back inside! 1706 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:15,186 Yes. No. Yes. 1707 01:18:15,274 --> 01:18:17,640 No. Yes. Yes. No. 1708 01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:20,295 - Get the fuck out of my store! - I don't want to hurt you, okay? 1709 01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:23,149 - You're not doing this again, okay? - This is the third time! 1710 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,232 Third time this year! Get out! 1711 01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:28,568 - What the hell? Get off me! - Not today! 1712 01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:31,574 Not today! Today is Alan moskowitz's day! 1713 01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:36,496 Well, who's the pretty lady? 1714 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,709 Hello, Angelina Jolie. 1715 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:45,112 - Yo, it's locked! - Where are the keys? 1716 01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,718 We left the keys on the counter. 1717 01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:47,805 Why'd you lock the door? 1718 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,347 Because I didn't want anybody to come in, man. 1719 01:18:50,434 --> 01:18:53,676 You're not gonna do this to me again! Not in my store! 1720 01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:55,352 - We've never been here before! - Shit! 1721 01:18:56,857 --> 01:18:58,142 I'm standing my ground! 1722 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,572 Fuck. Shit! 1723 01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:11,035 "You up? You up? You up?" 1724 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,952 - What's happening? - Be quiet. Be quiet. 1725 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:19,001 "Wanna fuck? Wanna fuck?" 1726 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,919 Do you want to fuck? 1727 01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:22,837 Do you want to fuck? Do you want to fuck? 1728 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:30,463 Okay, Igor. Answer the phone, Igor. Come on, come on, come on. 1729 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:36,260 No. No. No. No. No. Scott. 1730 01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:44,609 Shut off your ringers! 1731 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:46,649 Goddamn it. 1732 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:53,285 Hey, Oscar, it's Scott. 1733 01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:57,866 I was just wondering if you're almost done with that thing. 1734 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,450 We need those keys. 1735 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:16,391 Fuck that! 1736 01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:18,469 Holy shit! 1737 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,103 Come on, Igor! Come on! 1738 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,680 - The robbers are inside! - Hands in the air! 1739 01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:32,153 The lady inside's got a gun. 1740 01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:35,907 - Get down on the ground! - Do not move! 1741 01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:40,248 Why would you Rob a pharmacy? 1742 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:43,828 I wasn't robbing a pharmacy, okay? I was the lookout, for your information. 1743 01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:47,130 The lookout is also committing a crime. Are you fucking crazy? 1744 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:49,833 Look, its all Ray's fault, okay? He's trying fo kick me out. 1745 01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:53,091 So I panicked and made a bad decision. I'm only human! 1746 01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:55,093 A bad decision? That's a felony. 1747 01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:58,517 Yeah, so? I didn't even go inside, all right? 1748 01:20:58,604 --> 01:21:01,846 I'm untouchable. I didn't do anything, all right? 1749 01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,522 Its ray, okay? I know he's up to something. 1750 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:07,067 - He's trying fo erase dad. - Can you just let mom be happy? 1751 01:21:07,154 --> 01:21:10,362 She is happy. Well, she will be once I get rid of that guy. 1752 01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:12,565 He's hiding shit, okay? He's hiding shit. 1753 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:14,024 He's a weasel. I'm onto him. 1754 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:15,519 This is why I didn't want to leave, 1755 01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:17,490 'cause now all your crazy's focused on mom. 1756 01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:18,991 I'm not doing anything crazy, okay? 1757 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:22,291 Doing nothing would be crazy. I'm doing something. I'm taking action! 1758 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:24,790 Leave mom alone. Stop acting like you. 1759 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,040 What's that mean? 1760 01:21:26,131 --> 01:21:27,917 You ruined my Halloween party. 1761 01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:31,375 You know what? Go enjoy your party. I got this. 1762 01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:34,257 You don't got this. Don't do anything. 1763 01:21:34,348 --> 01:21:36,839 - 1/ got this. - Don't do anything! 1764 01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:56,654 Hey, Scott. What's up? 1765 01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:58,610 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 1766 01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:02,414 I just came by to say hi to the kids. Are they around? 1767 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:06,418 Oh, well, they're not here. They went to their grandma's. 1768 01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:08,583 Oh. 1769 01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:10,756 Well, what do you got going on over there? 1770 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:14,756 I'm trying to open this bottle of wine, but I think I mangled the cork. 1771 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:16,795 Oh... 1772 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:19,973 I could help. You want me to help? Yes. Yes. 1773 01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:21,140 Please. 1774 01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:24,644 Yeah! Yes. 1775 01:22:24,731 --> 01:22:27,143 So, do you have a friend coming over or something? 1776 01:22:27,609 --> 01:22:29,395 Oh, no. 1777 01:22:29,486 --> 01:22:32,023 No, I just need some mommy time. 1778 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:35,948 Sometimes, mommies need to drink when the kids are away. 1779 01:22:36,034 --> 01:22:39,367 Oh, well, could I hang? I could use some mommy time. 1780 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:42,037 Sure, but are you old enough to drink? 1781 01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:44,018 Yeah, I'm old enough. I just... I'd rather smoke. 1782 01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:45,282 Do you mind if I smoke in here? 1783 01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:48,790 Oh, no. No. Let's crack some windows. 1784 01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:50,997 - It's Tuesday. - Really? 1785 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,047 'Cause ray hates when I smoke weed. 1786 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,384 Well, I hate ray. 1787 01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:57,128 Awesome. 1788 01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:06,853 You know... 1789 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,015 You have the sweetest, 1790 01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:12,271 most adorable kids I've ever met in my life. 1791 01:23:12,362 --> 01:23:13,977 I can't believe they came out of ray. 1792 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:15,688 I know. 1793 01:23:16,283 --> 01:23:18,945 And you know what? You know what the thing is about ray? 1794 01:23:19,036 --> 01:23:22,153 I never say a bad word about him in front of the kids... 1795 01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:26,991 Which is very difficult because he's a cunt. 1796 01:23:27,085 --> 01:23:28,621 Yeah, I can imagine. 1797 01:23:28,712 --> 01:23:32,625 Well, I'm not one of your kids, so have at it. 1798 01:23:32,716 --> 01:23:35,048 Let it all out. Tell me everything. 1799 01:23:35,135 --> 01:23:40,550 Do you know he is fighting to actively not have custody of his kids? 1800 01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:41,926 You can do that? Yeah. 1801 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,803 - That's insane. - I know. 1802 01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:45,455 Who wouldn't want to hang with your kids? 1803 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,515 Who wouldn't want to hang out with those kids? 1804 01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:50,268 What monster wouldn't want to hang out with those kids? 1805 01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:51,359 Every second! 1806 01:23:51,443 --> 01:23:53,183 Your daughter sang the other day. 1807 01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:56,270 - What did she sing? - Something from Oklahoma! Or something. 1808 01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:58,777 And I hate that shit, and I fucking loved it. 1809 01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,949 She's such a little angel. 1810 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,901 - Mmm. - I thought she was a robot 1811 01:24:02,996 --> 01:24:04,933 for the first couple days I was hanging out with her. 1812 01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:06,743 I know. She's so perfect. 1813 01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:08,289 What a fucking putz. 1814 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:12,871 Yeah, so he only wants to see them on Wednesday night for dinner and Sunday. 1815 01:24:12,965 --> 01:24:16,002 - Well, you can't just pick and choose. - No, you can't. 1816 01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:17,533 What are your kids, the NFL package? 1817 01:24:17,594 --> 01:24:19,334 Wait, you're only... yeah. Yeah. 1818 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:21,044 But why would you want your kids, really, 1819 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:25,929 if you don't have an apartment and you sleep at the firehouse? 1820 01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:28,101 I mean, you... 1821 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:29,268 Unbelievable. 1822 01:24:29,356 --> 01:24:33,315 What kind of a grown man can't afford his own apartment in staten island? 1823 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:34,892 Fucking loser. 1824 01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:37,731 He lost all our money gambling. 1825 01:24:38,115 --> 01:24:43,235 He is homeless, he's penniless, and he's a deadbeat dad. 1826 01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:45,364 What is your mom doing with him? 1827 01:24:45,455 --> 01:24:49,243 My mom hasn't gotten laid in 17 years, so I think her bar is pretty low. 1828 01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:51,582 Really? Yeah. 1829 01:24:52,379 --> 01:24:54,244 He's good in bed, I hate to say it. 1830 01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:57,627 All right. Well, I didn't really need to know that. 1831 01:24:57,718 --> 01:25:00,505 Yeah. He's got a beautiful cock. 1832 01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:04,050 I mean, it's his only attribute. 1833 01:25:05,142 --> 01:25:06,928 That big thick cock kept me in it 1834 01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:09,226 for eight years longer than I should have stayed. 1835 01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:11,098 It's a fact. 1836 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,976 I knew I smelled you. 1837 01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:14,931 The fuck, Scott, huh? “What? 1838 01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:17,435 What, are you spying on me now? You Magnum, p.1.? 1839 01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:19,315 - What? - Telling your mom that I'm homeless? 1840 01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:21,259 You think it's funny to tell her that I'm a loser? 1841 01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:23,274 What are you talking... no. What? 1842 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:26,155 What am I talking about? You talking to my ex-wife? 1843 01:25:26,872 --> 01:25:29,684 - Yeah. She's a really nice person. - Oh, is she? Why don't you marry her? 1844 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,289 Marry her and see what the fuck happens. 1845 01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:34,459 Hey, I'm just trying to protect my mom from you. You're a fucking psychopath. 1846 01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:36,787 Oh, I'm a psychopath? I've been nothing but nice to you! 1847 01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:39,919 I tried giving you direction. You're too busy smoking your fucking weed. 1848 01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:42,864 All you've been doing is trying to destroy everything I have with Margie. 1849 01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:44,424 Because you're a fucking loser, dude! 1850 01:25:44,514 --> 01:25:48,177 You're a degenerate gambler in your mid-50's who bets on the jets. 1851 01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:50,304 Have you not learned anything about betting? 1852 01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:51,726 The jets are gonna come back! 1853 01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:54,805 No, they're not! They're never gonna come back! 1854 01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:56,686 I'm trying to give your mother a good life! 1855 01:25:56,777 --> 01:25:58,777 No, you're not, okay? You're a piece of shit, dude. 1856 01:25:58,862 --> 01:26:00,898 You're a fucking drug addict! I'm a piece of shit? 1857 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,759 Yeah, you're a piece of shit! I'm a fucking loser? 1858 01:26:02,783 --> 01:26:04,218 You're the biggest loser I ever met in my fucking life! 1859 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,262 Oh, really? You should know. You surround yourself with them. 1860 01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,197 - Yeah? Why don't you try me? - Oh, really? 1861 01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:10,244 This ain't gonna go how you think it's gonna go. 1862 01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:11,868 Get the fuck out of my... really? 1863 01:26:15,712 --> 01:26:18,044 - Fucking asshole. - Throw a fucking punch at me? 1864 01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:19,792 You gonna cool off? 1865 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:22,295 I'll fucking cool you off. Yeah, I'll fucking cool you off! 1866 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:30,591 Hey, you cool off now? You're in there 'cause of your own actions! 1867 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:31,766 Are you kidding me? 1868 01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:33,764 I'm gonna tell my mom you tried to drown me. 1869 01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:35,917 In an aboveground pool? You're, like, fucking eight feet tall. 1870 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,086 You're lucky my dad isn't here. He would kick your ass. 1871 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:40,601 Oh, yeah? Well, guess what. I knew your dad. 1872 01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:43,233 Okay? Yeah, I crossed paths with him a number of times. 1873 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:46,156 And you know what? He was even a bigger asshole than you are! 1874 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,906 All right, that's it. It's over. It's over. 1875 01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:51,740 All right. Huh? Huh? 1876 01:26:51,832 --> 01:26:53,368 You like that? You like that? 1877 01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:03,509 Fucking asshole. 1878 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:05,588 Come on, tap out! Tap out! 1879 01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:07,340 Get me out! Let me out! 1880 01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:08,431 - No! No! - Let me out! 1881 01:27:08,515 --> 01:27:11,973 Oh, my god! What's the matter with you? 1882 01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:15,515 - He's a psycho. - No. We're just talking. 1883 01:27:15,605 --> 01:27:18,142 - About what? - About him telling you lies about me. 1884 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,211 He's an animal. He picked me up and he threw me in the pool. 1885 01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:22,567 - All right? He has to go. - No, I need you to go. Now. 1886 01:27:22,654 --> 01:27:24,895 Why me? He's the one who started it. 1887 01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:27,677 Yeah, get the hell out of here. Get a job and a life while you're at it. 1888 01:27:27,701 --> 01:27:30,534 - Your freeloading days are over. - You, too. Get going. 1889 01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:34,078 - What did I do? - You put your hands on my son! 1890 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:36,793 You're not respecting my family! You're an animal! 1891 01:27:37,127 --> 01:27:38,867 Okay, just listen. Just calm down. 1892 01:27:38,962 --> 01:27:41,920 I don't have to calm down! You're attacking my son! 1893 01:27:42,007 --> 01:27:43,417 And you're making up lies! 1894 01:27:43,508 --> 01:27:45,715 You tricked me into thinking you're a good guy. 1895 01:27:45,802 --> 01:27:48,384 You're not a good guy. You're a fucking small guy. 1896 01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:50,992 Margie, just let me explain this to you. Just let me talk to you. 1897 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:53,678 - You are not in control of me. - Okay, okay, listen. All right? 1898 01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:55,413 You don't have all the information you need. 1899 01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:57,915 Scott is acting out 'cause he's afraid to move on with his life. 1900 01:27:57,939 --> 01:27:58,769 It's no different 1901 01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,710 than when the Boston Red Sox finally won a world series. 1902 01:28:00,734 --> 01:28:04,727 Oh, my god. Just shut up. Shut the fuck up. 1903 01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:07,102 All I did was just ask him a question, and he flipped out. 1904 01:28:07,157 --> 01:28:09,797 So I put him in the water, which is soft. I diffused the situation. 1905 01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:12,680 It was what my training's all about. I was totally diffusing the situation. 1906 01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:14,807 Do you ever shut up? Do you ever just shut the fuck up? 1907 01:28:14,831 --> 01:28:17,685 You just talk and you talk and you talk, and you don't know what you're saying. 1908 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:19,040 It makes no sense. 1909 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:23,120 It's like you picked up all these little pieces of information from all over. 1910 01:28:23,215 --> 01:28:25,080 They don't make any sense. They're fragments. 1911 01:28:25,175 --> 01:28:26,836 No sense. Nonsense. 1912 01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:32,515 I'm not talking. 1913 01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:37,684 I've had it up to here. I'm done. Both of you, get your shit out of here. 1914 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:43,602 Margie. 1915 01:28:45,362 --> 01:28:47,569 Fuck. Well... 1916 01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:49,112 Where do we go now? 1917 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,565 What are you asking me for? 1918 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:54,776 You created this whole mess, you fucking schmuck. 1919 01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:30,566 Hey, man. 1920 01:29:34,452 --> 01:29:35,532 Are you mad at me? 1921 01:29:36,079 --> 01:29:38,741 Me? No, of course not. Are you mad at me? 1922 01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:41,330 I mean, no, but... 1923 01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:45,127 - Are they asking questions about me? - I'm not gonna snitch on you, man. 1924 01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:47,499 But at the same time, what am I gonna say to them? 1925 01:29:47,591 --> 01:29:49,832 You were the lookout that didn't look out. 1926 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:54,010 Um, well, I've been meaning to ask you. 1927 01:29:55,473 --> 01:29:59,136 Since you're in here, I was wondering 1928 01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:02,264 if you wouldn't mind me staying at your house for a little bit. 1929 01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:05,096 You came up here to ask me that? 1930 01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:07,253 - I also came to see you. - No, you didn't come to see me. 1931 01:30:07,277 --> 01:30:09,171 You came to ask me that. No, you can't stay at my house. 1932 01:30:09,195 --> 01:30:11,340 - I'm sorry... I have nowhere to go, bro. - My house is frightening, dude. 1933 01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:13,467 - My mom kicked me out. - The fuck are you doing with your life? 1934 01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:16,291 Drive all the way down here just to ask me if you can stay at my house. 1935 01:30:16,369 --> 01:30:17,859 - No, I... - No, you don't love me. 1936 01:30:17,954 --> 01:30:21,162 I do love you. I'm sorry. You're right. I shouldn't have asked. I'm sorry. 1937 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:23,285 And you know what? I need you to do me a favor. 1938 01:30:23,376 --> 01:30:25,992 - Anything, bro. Just ask. - You gotta feed my cat. 1939 01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:27,873 All right? 1940 01:30:27,964 --> 01:30:29,670 For the next three to five months. 1941 01:30:30,008 --> 01:30:32,808 Is there anything else I could do? 'Cause I'm kind of allergic to cats. 1942 01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:35,843 You better look out for sprinkles, 1943 01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:37,963 because I'm looking out for you. 1944 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,177 - All right? - You got it. 1945 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:47,793 I don't want you just going in there, feeding him and running out. 1946 01:30:47,817 --> 01:30:49,523 You got to go in there, scratch his belly. 1947 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:53,653 You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. 1948 01:30:53,740 --> 01:30:55,401 Right. Um... 1949 01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:58,779 How are the boys? How's Igor and Richie doing in there? 1950 01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:01,361 I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. 1951 01:31:01,748 --> 01:31:04,160 Igor? Bro, look to your right. 1952 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:06,241 That's Carla. Carla. 1953 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,995 Holy shit! Get the... Bro, she's fucking real. 1954 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:12,627 - She's fucking real. - She's fucking real. Holy shit. 1955 01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:15,208 Yo. She's hot, man. 1956 01:31:18,431 --> 01:31:20,351 He was telling the truth the entire time. 1957 01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:25,060 Good for him, man. That's awesome. Yeah. 1958 01:31:32,988 --> 01:31:35,525 Hey, you. What the hell are you doing there? 1959 01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:37,776 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my house. 1960 01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:39,528 Get out of my backyard! 1961 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:42,489 Get the hell out of here! 1962 01:31:51,047 --> 01:31:54,084 I'm really glad we did that. It was really nice. 1963 01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:56,548 Me, too. That was awesome. 1964 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,218 Yeah. I missed you. 1965 01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:02,806 Oh, yeah? I missed you, too. Just like old times. 1966 01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:04,757 I miss all my friends, you know? 1967 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,595 Mr. shark, Mr. weird skeleton. 1968 01:32:08,273 --> 01:32:09,854 Well, they missed you, too. 1969 01:32:09,941 --> 01:32:11,397 They missed you, too. 1970 01:32:13,570 --> 01:32:16,027 Hey, I'm in a bit of a situation. 1971 01:32:16,114 --> 01:32:18,230 You think I could stay here for a few days? 1972 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:20,235 What are you talking about? 1973 01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:23,569 Well, it's silly. Me and ray got into this big fight. 1974 01:32:23,663 --> 01:32:26,655 And then my mom caught us, and she just started yelling at us. 1975 01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:29,742 And she threw us out, so... She kind of lost her mind. 1976 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:34,003 - Is that why you're here right now? - No. 1977 01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,749 Did you just fuck me for shelter? 1978 01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:41,052 No, I didn't fuck you for shelter. I didn't do anything. 1979 01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:43,721 What? I just need a place to stay. 1980 01:32:43,808 --> 01:32:45,514 Oh, god. 1981 01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:48,810 Dude, dude, how many times we gotta do this? 1982 01:32:48,897 --> 01:32:51,183 What do you mean? I just want to... 1983 01:32:51,274 --> 01:32:53,194 Just a couple weeks. It's not that big of a deal. 1984 01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:55,938 A few weeks? You just said a few days. 1985 01:32:56,029 --> 01:32:57,314 - Or a couple months. - Months? 1986 01:32:57,405 --> 01:33:00,363 Well, I'm figuring my stuff out. I don't know the future. 1987 01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:03,028 Oh, my god, you... 1988 01:33:04,287 --> 01:33:05,697 - There you go. - What the... hey. 1989 01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:08,747 I'm not going to let myself be upset by you, 1990 01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:10,289 but I'm gonna tell you something. 1991 01:33:10,376 --> 01:33:12,367 You make me feel so crazy. 1992 01:33:12,462 --> 01:33:15,670 I'm not gonna let myself be crazy now, but you make me feel crazy! 1993 01:33:15,757 --> 01:33:19,591 You are so crazy that you make everyone around you feel fucking crazy. 1994 01:33:19,677 --> 01:33:22,009 The people meet you, and they're normal people, 1995 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:23,240 and then they hang out with you, 1996 01:33:23,264 --> 01:33:25,676 and then they're Jack Nicholson in the shining or something. 1997 01:33:25,767 --> 01:33:27,723 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1998 01:33:27,811 --> 01:33:30,268 I got to stay zen. I got to meditate. 1999 01:33:30,355 --> 01:33:32,141 I'm meditating right now. 2000 01:33:32,232 --> 01:33:34,018 And you got to go. “What? 2001 01:33:34,109 --> 01:33:35,645 Yeah, here's your shit. 2002 01:33:35,735 --> 01:33:37,441 - Okay. - Staying calm. 2003 01:33:37,946 --> 01:33:39,937 You got to leave. It's time to go. 2004 01:33:40,907 --> 01:33:41,907 Get out. 2005 01:33:41,991 --> 01:33:45,279 - Well, I don't have anywhere to go. - Not my problem anymore. 2006 01:33:46,246 --> 01:33:47,702 Thank you for the sex. 2007 01:33:48,081 --> 01:33:51,289 It was wonderful until you started talking. 2008 01:33:51,793 --> 01:33:52,703 You got to go. 2009 01:33:52,794 --> 01:33:54,705 Could I sleep in your brother's room? 2010 01:33:55,046 --> 01:33:56,046 No. 2011 01:33:56,089 --> 01:33:59,422 - But he has bunk beds. - He's 14 years old. 2012 01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:05,712 Yo, Dougie, can I crash in your room? 2013 01:34:05,807 --> 01:34:07,092 That's not happening, bro. 2014 01:34:07,475 --> 01:34:09,136 Jesus Christ. 2015 01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:21,235 Fuck. 2016 01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:57,264 Hey, do you know where ray bishop is? 2017 01:34:57,358 --> 01:34:58,814 He's in the back. Come with me. 2018 01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:03,566 How about next time you put your mask on before we get off the rig? 2019 01:35:03,656 --> 01:35:05,718 I'm standing at that front door for a minute waiting for you. 2020 01:35:05,742 --> 01:35:06,777 What the hell? 2021 01:35:06,868 --> 01:35:08,220 Always with the backhanded compliment. 2022 01:35:08,244 --> 01:35:10,781 Why can't you just at least say the nice thing and then... 2023 01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:12,683 Listen, you should be happy with any compliment. 2024 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:14,698 - It's constructive criticism. - Go ahead. 2025 01:35:14,792 --> 01:35:18,034 I would respond better to encouragement. 2026 01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:20,711 I encourage you to shut the fuck up. 2027 01:35:20,798 --> 01:35:22,538 He's soft. He can't take it. 2028 01:35:22,634 --> 01:35:23,986 - You're right. - He's an emotional eater. 2029 01:35:24,010 --> 01:35:26,797 That's the problem with this generation. They can't take criticism. 2030 01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:28,173 They get all upset. 2031 01:35:28,264 --> 01:35:32,132 I'm not a whole generation, all right? I'm just a man. A man with feelings. 2032 01:35:32,352 --> 01:35:33,933 Oh, my god. 2033 01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:35,601 Now you're making me look bad. 2034 01:35:35,688 --> 01:35:38,430 - You're a man? - Now you're making me look bad. Stop. 2035 01:35:40,777 --> 01:35:42,142 Ray. Hey, ray. 2036 01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:46,025 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2037 01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:48,360 What are you doing here? 2038 01:35:48,451 --> 01:35:52,660 Look, I don't have anywhere else to go. I'm out of options, so... 2039 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,827 Why would I care? 2040 01:35:53,915 --> 01:35:55,530 I'm sorry. Like... 2041 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,365 Go sleep under a tree. I don't care. 2042 01:35:57,460 --> 01:36:00,042 Do you have any idea what you took from me? Do you? 2043 01:36:01,214 --> 01:36:04,251 Huh? You do a 60-minute interview with my ex-wife 2044 01:36:04,342 --> 01:36:05,798 to find out what kind of guy I am? 2045 01:36:05,885 --> 01:36:08,547 - What do you think she was gonna say? - I don't know. 2046 01:36:08,638 --> 01:36:10,924 By the way, I'm not a gambler, okay? I day-trade. 2047 01:36:11,015 --> 01:36:12,471 I don't know the difference. 2048 01:36:12,558 --> 01:36:14,718 You should've found out before you shot your mouth off. 2049 01:36:15,103 --> 01:36:17,845 You smoke weed, but you're not dumb. You knew what you were doing. 2050 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:19,667 You went to the person that hates me the most 2051 01:36:19,691 --> 01:36:21,531 to get the worst review you could possibly get. 2052 01:36:21,609 --> 01:36:24,296 Why didn't you come down here and ask these guys what they thought of me? 2053 01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:26,561 Did you ever think of doing that? 2054 01:36:26,656 --> 01:36:28,521 I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. 2055 01:36:28,616 --> 01:36:30,344 You're not sorry or you wouldn't have done it. 2056 01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:32,221 So now what? Now you don't have a place to stay? 2057 01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:34,531 So you come here with your puppy dog look on your face, 2058 01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:35,907 and I'm supposed to feel bad? 2059 01:36:35,999 --> 01:36:38,536 Look, all I know is, if you're not nice to me, 2060 01:36:38,626 --> 01:36:41,538 then my mom will hate you forever and she'll never forgive you. 2061 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:45,247 - Really? You're gonna play that card? - It's a pretty good card. 2062 01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:47,586 It's all I got. 2063 01:37:03,026 --> 01:37:04,106 Ray. 2064 01:37:05,236 --> 01:37:06,271 Hey, ray. 2065 01:37:07,447 --> 01:37:09,062 Raymond. 2066 01:37:09,615 --> 01:37:10,730 Ray! 2067 01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:13,237 What? 2068 01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:16,161 Hey, I can't sleep. I never go to sleep this early. 2069 01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:20,456 Oh, well, you know what you should do? You should shut the fuck up. 2070 01:37:21,044 --> 01:37:22,375 Go to sleep. 2071 01:37:22,462 --> 01:37:23,702 Thanks. 2072 01:37:24,339 --> 01:37:25,829 Can't go to sleep. 2073 01:37:25,923 --> 01:37:28,790 Why don't you dip your weed in nyquil, you fucking drug addict? 2074 01:37:40,730 --> 01:37:41,845 Hey, what do I do? 2075 01:37:41,939 --> 01:37:44,351 Do what you always do. Sit there and do nothing. 2076 01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:17,676 Hey, where do you go to the bathroom around here? 2077 01:38:17,767 --> 01:38:19,177 Number one, down there. 2078 01:38:19,268 --> 01:38:21,028 Number two, dunkin' donuts across the street. 2079 01:38:22,980 --> 01:38:24,561 Have a wonderful day, man. 2080 01:38:24,649 --> 01:38:26,139 Oh, thanks. 2081 01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:34,776 How'd you sleep, big man? 2082 01:38:37,036 --> 01:38:38,276 I hear you're Stan's kid. 2083 01:38:38,371 --> 01:38:40,099 He was a brave man. It's an honor to meet you. 2084 01:38:40,123 --> 01:38:42,705 Thanks, man. It's an honor to meet you, too. 2085 01:38:42,792 --> 01:38:44,282 I didn't do anything, though. 2086 01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:46,625 - You don't think you did? - No. 2087 01:38:47,630 --> 01:38:49,166 I appreciate your sacrifice. 2088 01:38:51,676 --> 01:38:54,338 - No, I got this one to impress a girl. - Oh. 2089 01:38:54,429 --> 01:38:55,794 And how did that work out? 2090 01:38:55,888 --> 01:38:57,970 Not good. We've been married 18 years. 2091 01:38:58,057 --> 01:38:59,092 Oh! Poor woman. 2092 01:38:59,183 --> 01:39:00,639 - Eighteen years? - Congratulations. 2093 01:39:00,726 --> 01:39:01,886 Thank you. Wow. 2094 01:39:01,978 --> 01:39:05,311 The rest I got, maori, tribal. 2095 01:39:05,398 --> 01:39:07,042 - It's beautiful work, man. - Thank you, man. I appreciate that. 2096 01:39:07,066 --> 01:39:07,976 - What was that one? - Maori. 2097 01:39:08,067 --> 01:39:09,603 This stands for strength and courage. 2098 01:39:09,694 --> 01:39:10,694 Really? Yeah. 2099 01:39:13,573 --> 01:39:15,359 What the hell are you still doing here? 2100 01:39:15,450 --> 01:39:17,031 Well, you know, believe it or not, 2101 01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:19,325 I couldn't find a place to live in just a night, so... 2102 01:39:19,412 --> 01:39:20,412 I believe it. 2103 01:39:20,496 --> 01:39:23,238 - I'm kind of fucked, ray. - Yes, you are. 2104 01:39:23,332 --> 01:39:26,620 I'd say finish up your free breakfast and hit the bricks. 2105 01:39:26,711 --> 01:39:28,952 All right. It's all right. The kid can stay. 2106 01:39:30,548 --> 01:39:32,829 But you got to work, all right? You ready to do some work? 2107 01:39:33,134 --> 01:39:36,217 Yeah. Did you just make me a fireman? 2108 01:39:37,930 --> 01:39:40,967 No. Go clean the toilets or get the fuck out. 2109 01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:43,094 Did I make you a... 2110 01:39:43,936 --> 01:39:47,269 Hey, do me a favor. The bathroom downstairs... I used it. 2111 01:39:47,356 --> 01:39:48,641 You can start there. 2112 01:39:49,358 --> 01:39:50,518 Great. 2113 01:39:50,610 --> 01:39:52,271 Get gloves. Pretty muddy. 2114 01:39:52,361 --> 01:39:54,147 When I see a big stain like that, 2115 01:39:54,238 --> 01:39:56,775 I go up and down, and then I go left and right. 2116 01:39:57,241 --> 01:39:58,731 - Good times. - There you go. 2117 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:00,441 You got to get the splatter. 2118 01:40:02,747 --> 01:40:04,703 You see that? That's a nice straight line. 2119 01:40:04,790 --> 01:40:07,827 Yeah, you guys got to do a lot of shit work, huh? 2120 01:40:08,294 --> 01:40:10,285 We don't refer to it as shit work. 2121 01:40:10,379 --> 01:40:12,244 This is our house. We want it to look nice. 2122 01:40:12,340 --> 01:40:14,046 You know, company pride. 2123 01:40:14,258 --> 01:40:15,498 You got to wash it hot. 2124 01:40:15,593 --> 01:40:18,084 Hot. Not warm, not cold. Extra hot. 2125 01:40:18,179 --> 01:40:19,715 - Okay. - Because of the bedbugs. 2126 01:40:19,805 --> 01:40:20,920 What's bedbugs? 2127 01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:23,006 They're a tiny insect 2128 01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:25,432 that get into your home and they run you out. 2129 01:40:42,703 --> 01:40:44,159 - You know how they procreate? - No. 2130 01:40:44,247 --> 01:40:48,616 The male bedbug takes his penis and jams it into the female's stomach. 2131 01:40:48,709 --> 01:40:51,792 Does the female have a vagina? Yeah, she does. It doesn't matter. 2132 01:40:51,879 --> 01:40:53,619 He jams it into her stomach. 2133 01:40:55,007 --> 01:40:57,607 - How do you know all this, man? - How do I know, I researched it. 2134 01:41:00,221 --> 01:41:01,882 - Just flip it over. - Oh! 2135 01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:04,430 There you go, yeah. You got it. Just flip it right down. 2136 01:41:05,726 --> 01:41:06,726 Very nice. 2137 01:41:08,187 --> 01:41:09,927 Well done. 2138 01:41:10,022 --> 01:41:13,765 When you have bedbugs, everybody leaves. My parents stopped calling. 2139 01:41:13,859 --> 01:41:15,546 My brothers and sisters stopped coming over. 2140 01:41:15,570 --> 01:41:17,777 My qirl left. Everybody's gone. 2141 01:41:17,863 --> 01:41:19,819 And you know who's there for you at the end? 2142 01:41:19,907 --> 01:41:22,068 Ironically? The bedbugs. 2143 01:41:23,536 --> 01:41:24,805 I never thought I'd say it, 2144 01:41:24,829 --> 01:41:26,549 but if I make chief, I'm making you my aide. 2145 01:41:26,581 --> 01:41:28,058 - Yeah? - What's up, kid? 2146 01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:29,643 Well, how do you think you did on the test? 2147 01:41:29,667 --> 01:41:32,249 Tough test. I mean, I hope I did good. 2148 01:41:32,336 --> 01:41:33,336 Fuck! 2149 01:41:40,386 --> 01:41:41,842 He's doing a good job. 2150 01:41:42,221 --> 01:41:43,711 He knows how to wash a truck. 2151 01:41:43,806 --> 01:41:46,343 Getting ready for his career working at a car wash. 2152 01:41:46,684 --> 01:41:48,845 You ever gonna give this kid a break or what? 2153 01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:51,181 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 2154 01:41:52,565 --> 01:41:53,645 Then do nothing. 2155 01:41:55,943 --> 01:41:57,774 Were you on the job when Stan was killed? 2156 01:41:58,904 --> 01:42:00,189 Yeah. You know I was. 2157 01:42:01,324 --> 01:42:03,610 What's the first thing you thought of when you heard? 2158 01:42:07,705 --> 01:42:09,866 I wondered if he had kids. 2159 01:42:21,177 --> 01:42:22,838 Why do we have to clean this thing anyway? 2160 01:42:22,928 --> 01:42:24,793 It's just gonna get fire on it. 2161 01:42:24,889 --> 01:42:26,925 You think the people that are burning alive 2162 01:42:27,016 --> 01:42:28,927 give a fuck if the truck is shiny? 2163 01:42:29,018 --> 01:42:30,053 Just saying. 2164 01:42:30,144 --> 01:42:32,055 I don't even know why you gotta clean the truck. 2165 01:42:32,146 --> 01:42:34,808 What, you're trying to show up all sexy to a fire? 2166 01:42:35,983 --> 01:42:37,268 I like him. 2167 01:42:49,580 --> 01:42:51,195 No! No! Stop! 2168 01:42:51,290 --> 01:42:52,496 All right! 2169 01:42:55,044 --> 01:42:57,535 Let me fix that backpack. It's slipping. 2170 01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:02,373 It's weird having you walk me to school. 2171 01:43:02,468 --> 01:43:03,583 Why is that? 2172 01:43:03,678 --> 01:43:05,168 'Cause Scott always walks me. 2173 01:43:07,390 --> 01:43:08,675 I walk you sometimes. 2174 01:43:09,350 --> 01:43:10,806 Uh, I guess so. 2175 01:43:12,436 --> 01:43:14,427 Is he weird around you guys? 2176 01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:17,725 No. He's nice. 2177 01:43:18,484 --> 01:43:20,020 He asks me how I'm doing. 2178 01:43:21,153 --> 01:43:22,438 What do you tell him? 2179 01:43:23,364 --> 01:43:24,945 I say I'm doing fine. 2180 01:43:26,033 --> 01:43:28,524 Look, you don't have to lie to make me feel better. 2181 01:43:29,161 --> 01:43:30,881 I know me and your mom could do a better job 2182 01:43:30,955 --> 01:43:32,911 getting along through all of this, and... 2183 01:43:33,624 --> 01:43:36,115 Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't handled it so well. 2184 01:43:38,629 --> 01:43:39,664 What's that? 2185 01:43:40,881 --> 01:43:42,872 Oh, that's ice flash. 2186 01:43:42,967 --> 01:43:46,084 Scott drew it for me, but it didn't come out so good. 2187 01:43:46,178 --> 01:43:48,419 Yeah, I think his drawings are a little shaky. 2188 01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:50,255 That's the one that I drew. 2189 01:43:53,561 --> 01:43:55,097 This is how he drew it. 2190 01:44:00,317 --> 01:44:01,317 It's good, right? 2191 01:44:01,861 --> 01:44:03,192 Yeah, it's better than good. 2192 01:44:04,155 --> 01:44:05,270 Did a great job. 2193 01:44:05,865 --> 01:44:08,823 Yeah. He said he was gonna teach me. 2194 01:44:10,578 --> 01:44:12,534 He said he'd teach you how to do that? Yeah. 2195 01:44:14,039 --> 01:44:15,745 And he stays to his word. 2196 01:44:24,258 --> 01:44:28,877 It's so nice in here now. I love it. I love the colors. I love everything. 2197 01:44:28,971 --> 01:44:31,303 - Hey. - Oh, hey, Scott. 2198 01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:33,847 What's going on in here? Why is everything so different? 2199 01:44:33,934 --> 01:44:35,515 Isn't it nice? Do you like it? 2200 01:44:36,061 --> 01:44:37,551 Is that a pink chair? 2201 01:44:38,147 --> 01:44:40,500 - Yeah, we've been redecorating. - What's up with the drapes? 2202 01:44:40,524 --> 01:44:43,015 Yeah. Plants, too. 2203 01:44:43,694 --> 01:44:46,401 - Yeah. - Your mother has great taste. 2204 01:44:47,031 --> 01:44:48,942 - Yeah. - Where have you been staying? 2205 01:44:49,033 --> 01:44:51,149 Oh, I've been at the firehouse with ray. 2206 01:44:51,243 --> 01:44:54,360 Oh, okay. Well, I'm just glad that you're not on the street. 2207 01:44:54,455 --> 01:44:55,820 I told you he wasn't homeless. 2208 01:44:56,665 --> 01:44:58,625 When you're right, you're ri... I love this green. 2209 01:44:59,084 --> 01:45:03,498 I actually have been learning a lot and bonding with the guys. 2210 01:45:03,589 --> 01:45:06,251 So, yeah. Yeah, they got me cleaning. 2211 01:45:06,342 --> 01:45:10,381 They got me washing stuff and working around the firehouse. 2212 01:45:10,471 --> 01:45:13,008 I really understand where you were coming from before, 2213 01:45:13,098 --> 01:45:14,759 you know, when you threw me out. 2214 01:45:14,850 --> 01:45:16,590 I think I really got my shit together now, 2215 01:45:16,685 --> 01:45:18,767 and I'm ready to come back and... 2216 01:45:19,396 --> 01:45:24,015 Okay. So, you think you know what hard work is? 2217 01:45:24,109 --> 01:45:27,397 Well, I wouldn't say that, but I definitely have an idea. 2218 01:45:28,239 --> 01:45:33,484 You mopped a floor and you cooked. You cleaned a bathroom once. 2219 01:45:34,495 --> 01:45:38,784 Oh, Scott, how's your shoulder feel after all that very hard work? 2220 01:45:38,874 --> 01:45:41,206 You're making fun of me. Why are you making fun? 2221 01:45:41,293 --> 01:45:43,534 I worked really hard. I did. Ask ray. 2222 01:45:43,629 --> 01:45:46,211 He's trying to get back. 2223 01:45:46,298 --> 01:45:47,378 Eat a dick, joy. 2224 01:45:47,466 --> 01:45:50,003 Had one for breakfast. I'm full. 2225 01:45:50,094 --> 01:45:51,425 Hey! 2226 01:45:51,512 --> 01:45:54,879 - And where's dad's shrine? - You're ruining the vibe. 2227 01:45:54,974 --> 01:45:56,574 Where's his shrine? Where's dad's shrine? 2228 01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:58,807 All of his stuff is gone. All my shit's gone. 2229 01:45:58,894 --> 01:46:00,134 - What's going on? - Honey. 2230 01:46:00,229 --> 01:46:03,938 I'm really sorry. I'm sorry I raised my voice. I'm sorry I laughed. 2231 01:46:04,024 --> 01:46:05,919 - Could we talk in private? - Let's go outside, yeah. 2232 01:46:05,943 --> 01:46:07,504 - We're gonna speak for a minute. - I'm sorry. 2233 01:46:07,528 --> 01:46:08,880 - So sorry. - It's okay, joy. 2234 01:46:08,904 --> 01:46:10,485 Let's just have a real... 2235 01:46:10,573 --> 01:46:13,280 - Let's just talk outside. - Let's get into it. Right. Okay. 2236 01:46:14,702 --> 01:46:16,658 Oh, no, you did not! 2237 01:46:17,246 --> 01:46:19,578 Code alarm. Engine and truck are first due. 2238 01:46:19,665 --> 01:46:22,907 Box 118. Heavy smoke coming from the roof. 2239 01:46:23,002 --> 01:46:24,833 Hey, yo, Scott, you want to ride this one in? 2240 01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:26,126 Is that okay? 2241 01:46:27,715 --> 01:46:28,830 Yeah, jump in. 2242 01:46:28,924 --> 01:46:30,130 Jump in. 2243 01:46:34,555 --> 01:46:36,671 Listen up. We're getting multiple calls on this box. 2244 01:46:36,765 --> 01:46:38,721 We're going to a fire. Suit up! 2245 01:46:38,809 --> 01:46:40,549 Ladder 5-7 lo staten island. 2246 01:46:40,644 --> 01:46:42,122 Yes, go ahead, ladder 5-7. 2247 01:46:42,146 --> 01:46:44,933 Transmitting second alarm. Box 1-1-6. 2248 01:46:45,024 --> 01:46:48,232 Fire in the first and second floor of a five-story multiple dwelling. 2249 01:47:02,041 --> 01:47:04,828 1-4-9 to 1-4-9, chauffeur to start work. 2250 01:47:05,502 --> 01:47:07,868 1-4-9 chauffeur to control. Turn on the hydrant. 2251 01:47:08,631 --> 01:47:10,087 All right. Suit up. 2252 01:47:11,050 --> 01:47:12,631 710-4. 2253 01:47:13,719 --> 01:47:15,550 Ladder 5-7 fo chauffeur. 2254 01:47:15,638 --> 01:47:18,505 George, take the aerial and vent that third-floor window, 2255 01:47:18,599 --> 01:47:20,555 and then get the aerial fo the roof. 2256 01:47:23,228 --> 01:47:24,809 7-4-9 fo 1-4-9. 2257 01:47:24,897 --> 01:47:26,307 Chauffeur, start water. 2258 01:47:32,446 --> 01:47:34,528 Are you guys ready? I'm opening the door. 2259 01:47:37,201 --> 01:47:39,066 49, here comes your water. 2260 01:47:39,161 --> 01:47:40,867 Hit it, hit it. Go. Hit it, hit it! 2261 01:47:50,297 --> 01:47:52,177 - I'm good. Yeah. - You all right? 2262 01:47:53,258 --> 01:47:54,694 They're gonna be fine. They got this. 2263 01:47:54,718 --> 01:47:56,549 Yeah, yeah, I know. 2264 01:47:57,638 --> 01:48:00,721 I know it looks bad, but they know what they're doing. All right? 2265 01:48:01,100 --> 01:48:03,386 Ladder 5-7, chauffeur 5-7. 2266 01:48:03,477 --> 01:48:07,311 I just vented the third-floor window. I'm bringing the aerial fo the roof. 2267 01:48:11,902 --> 01:48:16,236 5-7 o.V. Fo 5-7. I got a 10-45 on the second floor. 2268 01:48:16,323 --> 01:48:18,188 Gonna bring him down the inside stairs. 2269 01:48:18,283 --> 01:48:19,864 70-4, ray. 2270 01:48:20,911 --> 01:48:22,196 5-7 roof fo 5-7... 2271 01:48:22,287 --> 01:48:24,118 1-4-9 chauffeur fo 7-4-9. 2272 01:48:24,206 --> 01:48:26,618 - How's the water pressure? - Pressure's fine. 2273 01:48:33,048 --> 01:48:36,632 5-7-9 fo 5-7, all the apartments on the first floor are clear. 2274 01:48:36,719 --> 01:48:38,084 70-4, cap. 2275 01:48:42,766 --> 01:48:45,473 You know, everyone gets nervous during their first fire. 2276 01:48:45,561 --> 01:48:47,722 When I was a probie, I was so scared, 2277 01:48:47,813 --> 01:48:51,021 I would follow my captain everywhere, just hold on to his jacket. 2278 01:48:51,108 --> 01:48:53,690 Follow him around, hold on for dear life. 2279 01:48:54,486 --> 01:48:56,693 But everybody gets a little scared. 2280 01:48:56,780 --> 01:48:58,771 I mean, it keeps you honest. 2281 01:48:58,866 --> 01:49:01,608 You know? If you don't get scared, there's something wrong with you. 2282 01:49:01,702 --> 01:49:02,817 Mmm-hmm. 2283 01:49:03,495 --> 01:49:08,034 And, by the way, your dad never got scared. 2284 01:49:08,417 --> 01:49:09,907 Yeah? How do you know? 2285 01:49:12,004 --> 01:49:14,996 I mean, back in the day, I was at the same house with him 2286 01:49:15,090 --> 01:49:16,796 for about six months. 2287 01:49:16,884 --> 01:49:19,717 You worked with my dad for six months and you're just telling me? 2288 01:49:19,803 --> 01:49:23,216 Yeah. I mean, I didn't want to make you feel weird. 2289 01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:25,577 Didn't want to insult you 'cause you seem a little delicate. 2290 01:49:25,601 --> 01:49:28,217 No. Please. What was he like? 2291 01:49:29,688 --> 01:49:31,019 He was kind of like you. 2292 01:49:31,106 --> 01:49:33,973 You, known, if you didn't know him, you'd think he was a crack baby. 2293 01:49:35,527 --> 01:49:38,360 No, but he was a good guy. He was a great guy. 2294 01:49:38,447 --> 01:49:40,654 I heard he was fucking hilarious. 2295 01:49:40,741 --> 01:49:43,983 And he got away with so much shit because he was so freaking likable. 2296 01:49:44,078 --> 01:49:46,160 What kind of stuff? What'd he get away with? 2297 01:49:46,705 --> 01:49:48,745 One time, we were driving down the West Side highway 2298 01:49:48,832 --> 01:49:50,632 - after being out all night. - Mmm. 2299 01:49:50,918 --> 01:49:53,000 - You know this. - This is a good one. 2300 01:49:53,087 --> 01:49:56,625 And he's up through the sunroof. 2301 01:49:56,715 --> 01:49:59,457 He's sitting on top of the car. We couldn't get him in. 2302 01:49:59,551 --> 01:50:02,918 So we start speeding up, stopping short, you know? 2303 01:50:03,722 --> 01:50:08,056 By the time we hit the bridge, he fell onto the windshield. 2304 01:50:08,143 --> 01:50:11,556 So he's... he's, like... “What? 2305 01:50:11,647 --> 01:50:13,638 Hanging on, cursing at us, 2306 01:50:13,732 --> 01:50:15,643 putting his face up against the windshield. 2307 01:50:15,734 --> 01:50:17,941 He's like, "you motherfuckers!" 2308 01:50:18,028 --> 01:50:20,360 It was like some real Tom Cruise shit. 2309 01:50:20,447 --> 01:50:22,028 So... 2310 01:50:24,284 --> 01:50:27,776 We get into Brooklyn, and sure enough, there's cops. 2311 01:50:27,871 --> 01:50:29,611 They were waiting for us. 2312 01:50:29,706 --> 01:50:30,616 Oh, shit. 2313 01:50:30,707 --> 01:50:32,914 So now I'm like, "oh, fuck. We're screwed." 2314 01:50:33,001 --> 01:50:35,287 Stan gets off the car. He goes over to the cop. 2315 01:50:35,379 --> 01:50:38,667 I'm thinking, "oh, shit, he's gonna fucking clock this cop." 2316 01:50:38,757 --> 01:50:42,124 You know, and he goes right up to him, grabs his face, 2317 01:50:42,219 --> 01:50:43,800 and he kisses him on the lips. 2318 01:50:44,555 --> 01:50:46,170 They went to high school together. 2319 01:50:46,265 --> 01:50:48,221 They went to fucking high school together. 2320 01:50:48,308 --> 01:50:51,175 I'm like, "only Stan could get away with that." I swear to god. 2321 01:50:51,270 --> 01:50:53,977 Well, the rumor is that he got the coke from the cops. 2322 01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,167 Not that cop. There was another cop he knew in Manhattan. 2323 01:50:56,191 --> 01:50:58,773 No, no, no, no! Coke? What? 2324 01:50:58,861 --> 01:51:00,897 Guys, guys, guys. Guys, it's his dad. 2325 01:51:00,988 --> 01:51:02,819 So? I didn't know it was a secret. 2326 01:51:02,906 --> 01:51:06,069 You can't just tease me with that. Please, guys. You don't understand. 2327 01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:09,305 My mom tells me all these stories about how he's like a Saint and all that shit. 2328 01:51:09,329 --> 01:51:10,865 I would love to hear a coke story. 2329 01:51:10,956 --> 01:51:13,368 - The pg-13 version. - No, the real version. 2330 01:51:13,458 --> 01:51:16,104 You don't understand the pressure I'm under, thinking this guy's perfect. 2331 01:51:16,128 --> 01:51:18,335 All right, fuck it. We were coked out of our minds. 2332 01:51:18,422 --> 01:51:21,414 - Nice. - We all were. Well, I mean, we were. 2333 01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,444 But that was a different time. I mean, we all did it. 2334 01:51:23,468 --> 01:51:26,050 This guy was the cokehead. You were the cokehead. 2335 01:51:26,138 --> 01:51:28,003 I stopped four years ago. You know that. 2336 01:51:28,098 --> 01:51:31,716 - How do you think he stayed this skinny? - I have a high metabolism. 2337 01:51:31,810 --> 01:51:34,222 They should have his face on a nickel in Bolivia. 2338 01:51:38,901 --> 01:51:41,608 But playtime was playtime, all right? Like, you know... 2339 01:51:41,695 --> 01:51:46,780 When he was at work, he was all, you know, business, all right? 2340 01:51:46,867 --> 01:51:49,984 And he was the guy you wanted by your side if you were going into a fire. 2341 01:51:50,078 --> 01:51:53,366 I mean, if they were gonna build a fireman from scratch... 2342 01:51:54,583 --> 01:51:56,414 He would've been, you know... 2343 01:51:56,501 --> 01:51:58,207 - Prototype. - Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. 2344 01:51:58,295 --> 01:51:59,705 Top to bottom. 2345 01:52:01,048 --> 01:52:03,004 He's a fireman. You know? 2346 01:52:03,467 --> 01:52:05,503 As brave as they come. Yeah. 2347 01:52:06,887 --> 01:52:10,220 You know, I was thinking about what you said at the game 2348 01:52:10,307 --> 01:52:13,891 about, you know, firemen shouldn't have kids. 2349 01:52:16,188 --> 01:52:17,303 Let me tell you something. 2350 01:52:17,397 --> 01:52:21,731 Your dad, he didn't just die saving those two people that night. 2351 01:52:21,818 --> 01:52:23,399 I mean, he did that a lot. 2352 01:52:24,529 --> 01:52:26,520 Sometimes, he wouldn't even wait for the line. 2353 01:52:26,615 --> 01:52:30,858 He'd just go in a fully involved room, and you're like, "what are you doing?" 2354 01:52:30,953 --> 01:52:34,912 Because if he heard there was somebody in there, he'd just go in. 2355 01:52:35,999 --> 01:52:37,614 That's the way... 2356 01:52:37,709 --> 01:52:40,166 That's who he was. That's how he was built, you know? 2357 01:52:40,254 --> 01:52:42,290 He couldn't not be that way. 2358 01:52:44,466 --> 01:52:45,581 You understand? 2359 01:52:46,635 --> 01:52:48,842 Thank you. No, thank you for sharing. 2360 01:52:49,972 --> 01:52:50,972 That's awesome. 2361 01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:55,132 He would slap the shit out of me if he heard me say this about him, 2362 01:52:55,227 --> 01:52:56,842 but he was a hero. 2363 01:52:58,272 --> 01:52:59,762 And heroes are necessary. 2364 01:53:00,816 --> 01:53:03,478 And they should be allowed to have families, all right? 2365 01:53:03,568 --> 01:53:08,312 But I know it means, you know, that people suffer. 2366 01:53:09,408 --> 01:53:11,148 And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 2367 01:53:12,619 --> 01:53:15,031 Well, I'm sorry for being a dick. 2368 01:53:15,122 --> 01:53:17,989 There's two sides to every story. 2369 01:53:18,083 --> 01:53:20,995 Thank you for sharing with me. Thanks for taking me here. 2370 01:53:21,086 --> 01:53:24,203 We don't have to get all Oprah and everything. It's all right. 2371 01:53:24,298 --> 01:53:26,129 - Hey, to Stan. - Yeah, to Stan. 2372 01:53:26,216 --> 01:53:27,626 - Stan. - Stan. 2373 01:53:27,718 --> 01:53:28,718 Stan the man! 2374 01:53:35,642 --> 01:53:38,099 > Hey » 2375 01:53:38,186 --> 01:53:40,222 j» come on, try a little » 2376 01:53:40,314 --> 01:53:42,646 j» nothing is forever » 2377 01:53:42,733 --> 01:53:45,395 j» there's got to be something better than » 2378 01:53:45,485 --> 01:53:46,600 qd in the middle » 2379 01:53:47,279 --> 01:53:49,315 > but me and cinderella » 2380 01:53:49,406 --> 01:53:50,771 > we put it all together » 2381 01:53:50,866 --> 01:53:54,825 > we can drive it home > 2382 01:53:56,580 --> 01:54:00,698 j» with one headlight » 2383 01:54:08,884 --> 01:54:12,422 My head hurts. This is why I don't drink. I just smoke weed. 2384 01:54:14,890 --> 01:54:16,380 So what are you gonna do? 2385 01:54:18,393 --> 01:54:19,508 With what? 2386 01:54:21,480 --> 01:54:22,720 With your life. 2387 01:54:24,608 --> 01:54:26,394 You must be passionate about something. 2388 01:54:28,236 --> 01:54:31,319 Um, yeah, the tattoo thing. 2389 01:54:32,157 --> 01:54:33,192 I love that. 2390 01:54:34,785 --> 01:54:36,491 Were you, like, into that? 2391 01:54:37,037 --> 01:54:41,201 No, it takes a lot of practice, you know, and... 2392 01:54:43,043 --> 01:54:45,750 None of my friends will let me tattoo them anymore and... 2393 01:54:47,089 --> 01:54:48,529 Hey, why don't you give me a tattoo? 2394 01:54:50,050 --> 01:54:52,336 What? What? 2395 01:54:52,427 --> 01:54:56,921 Come on, I don't have any tattoos. I'm a blank slate, man. 2396 01:54:57,015 --> 01:54:59,552 Put it on my back. Yeah, use it for practice. 2397 01:55:00,310 --> 01:55:02,847 You're just saying this 'cause you're drunk, right? 2398 01:55:02,938 --> 01:55:05,554 Isn't everybody drunk when they get their first tattoo? 2399 01:55:06,149 --> 01:55:08,606 Touche, ray. Yeah. 2400 01:55:09,069 --> 01:55:11,651 It's my back. I don't give a fuck. I'm never gonna see it. 2401 01:55:12,572 --> 01:55:14,528 Plus, I got to tell you something, you know? 2402 01:55:15,742 --> 01:55:18,484 I saw that drawing you did for Harold. 2403 01:55:20,372 --> 01:55:22,533 I was kind of blown away by it, man. 2404 01:55:23,625 --> 01:55:25,286 You're getting really good at it. 2405 01:55:25,669 --> 01:55:26,909 I'm practicing a lot. 2406 01:55:27,546 --> 01:55:28,706 Yeah. 2407 01:55:29,339 --> 01:55:32,672 Like anything, you keep doing it, you get better at it. And I, you know... 2408 01:55:33,468 --> 01:55:38,007 I do want to see you do well, all right? I believe in you. 2409 01:55:39,599 --> 01:55:40,759 Thanks, man. 2410 01:55:42,018 --> 01:55:43,428 You must really love me. 2411 01:55:44,229 --> 01:55:45,514 I love you, too. 2412 01:55:49,526 --> 01:55:52,643 - I appreciate that, but I'm not ready... - You gonna say it back? 2413 01:55:52,737 --> 01:55:54,337 I'm not ready to say something like that. 2414 01:55:54,406 --> 01:55:56,943 You gotta say it back. What if I die tomorrow? 2415 01:55:58,452 --> 01:56:02,741 Then I'll be that guy saying, "even though I never said it..." 2416 01:56:07,002 --> 01:56:09,118 I would love to tattoo your back. 2417 01:56:09,212 --> 01:56:10,702 Okay, cool. 2418 01:56:10,797 --> 01:56:15,632 All right, but here's the deal. No unicorns, no rainbows, all right? 2419 01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:18,176 None of that shit little girls like to color in. 2420 01:56:18,263 --> 01:56:20,675 - Okay. - No body parts. No nudity. 2421 01:56:20,765 --> 01:56:22,130 - Okay. - No Chinese letters. 2422 01:56:22,225 --> 01:56:23,340 All right, fine. 2423 01:56:23,435 --> 01:56:25,580 I want to be able to fucking read whatever you put back there. 2424 01:56:25,604 --> 01:56:28,437 I don't need some order for orange chicken or some shit. 2425 01:56:29,232 --> 01:56:30,232 All right. 2426 01:56:30,567 --> 01:56:31,682 Here we go. You ready? 2427 01:56:31,776 --> 01:56:33,482 Yep, let's do it. Let's get it over with. 2428 01:56:33,570 --> 01:56:37,404 Yeah, I really appreciate this. This is... it's actually very nice. 2429 01:56:38,241 --> 01:56:39,606 - Good. - All right. 2430 01:56:44,080 --> 01:56:47,368 Ah! Fuck. 2431 01:56:47,876 --> 01:56:49,412 Dude, why do you get these? 2432 01:56:49,920 --> 01:56:55,040 Um, I don't know. Whenever I'm going through something, I just get one. 2433 01:56:55,133 --> 01:56:58,341 It relaxes me and calms me down. Helps me think things through. 2434 01:56:58,428 --> 01:57:00,384 This relaxes you? Yeah. 2435 01:57:01,640 --> 01:57:05,599 You ever think of taking a yoga class? Meditating? 2436 01:57:06,436 --> 01:57:09,678 Why don't you just give blood? There's still needles involved. 2437 01:57:09,773 --> 01:57:12,560 Yeah, that's a nice tattoo. It's aces. 2438 01:57:14,236 --> 01:57:15,796 You looking at my cards, you piece of shit? 2439 01:57:15,820 --> 01:57:17,798 What? No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the tattoo. 2440 01:57:17,822 --> 01:57:18,937 What are you doing? “What? 2441 01:57:19,032 --> 01:57:21,239 First good hand you dealt me all night, you're cheating? 2442 01:57:21,326 --> 01:57:25,069 - He was talking about the tattoo. - You are the worst liar ever. 2443 01:57:25,163 --> 01:57:26,869 What's six times four? 2444 01:57:26,957 --> 01:57:28,072 Twenty-four. 2445 01:57:28,166 --> 01:57:30,122 Twenty-four. Yeah, 24. 2446 01:57:30,210 --> 01:57:31,996 What's seven times five? 2447 01:57:34,798 --> 01:57:38,632 - Thirty-five. - Good job. Look how smart you are. 2448 01:57:38,718 --> 01:57:41,676 I'm trying to guess what you're drawing by the way your hand's going. 2449 01:57:42,097 --> 01:57:43,758 Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. 2450 01:57:43,848 --> 01:57:45,429 - Nothing weird. - Okay. 2451 01:57:46,101 --> 01:57:48,101 - It doesn't look weird, does it? - No, not at all. 2452 01:57:48,186 --> 01:57:50,518 Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. 2453 01:57:50,981 --> 01:57:52,096 It looks wonderful. 2454 01:57:53,149 --> 01:57:56,232 Is it supposed to hurt... Is it supposed to hurt that much? 2455 01:57:56,319 --> 01:57:58,310 It's a needle going into your back. Yeah. 2456 01:57:58,405 --> 01:58:01,363 I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. 2457 01:58:01,908 --> 01:58:03,023 Can I get a tattoo? 2458 01:58:03,118 --> 01:58:04,198 - No. No. - Sure. 2459 01:58:04,286 --> 01:58:05,947 - All right. - No. Never. 2460 01:58:06,037 --> 01:58:07,368 Don't mess with perfection. 2461 01:58:11,418 --> 01:58:13,563 Everybody goes. Both companies, first due. 2462 01:58:13,587 --> 01:58:15,703 Phone alarm. Box 3-4-3. 2463 01:58:15,797 --> 01:58:18,789 18 carpenter Avenue between Rockland and Franklin. 2464 01:58:18,883 --> 01:58:20,669 Smoke coming from the second floor window 2465 01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:22,125 of a private home. Turnout. 2466 01:58:38,570 --> 01:58:39,935 Yoo-hoo. 2467 01:58:40,030 --> 01:58:41,361 Excuse me. Yeah? 2468 01:58:41,448 --> 01:58:42,563 Hey, man. How you doing? 2469 01:58:42,657 --> 01:58:43,487 What's up, man? 2470 01:58:43,575 --> 01:58:45,611 I need some assistance over here, please. 2471 01:58:45,702 --> 01:58:47,488 Sure, I... oh, my god! 2472 01:58:47,579 --> 01:58:50,946 Don't worry about it. Listen, everything's all good. 2473 01:58:51,041 --> 01:58:53,373 It's really nothing. I just need a little assistance. 2474 01:58:53,460 --> 01:58:54,895 This is something that needs to be taken care of now. 2475 01:58:54,919 --> 01:58:57,376 What happened? Did you get shot? Were you stabbed? 2476 01:58:57,464 --> 01:59:00,797 It's not really a big deal. My vape exploded in my pocket. 2477 01:59:01,343 --> 01:59:06,258 I didn't stretch right before yoga. I was playing tennis. I slipped. 2478 01:59:06,348 --> 01:59:08,242 - Well, which one is it? - What do you want me to say? 2479 01:59:08,266 --> 01:59:09,266 It was nothing. 2480 01:59:09,309 --> 01:59:12,767 I just need some medical attention, but just by you. 2481 01:59:12,854 --> 01:59:15,061 Dude, I gotta call 911. I don't know what to do. 2482 01:59:15,148 --> 01:59:18,515 No, listen, listen. No police, please. Not today. 2483 01:59:18,610 --> 01:59:20,225 - What does that even mean? - No. 2484 01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:23,027 We don't need to get the government involved into this situation. 2485 01:59:23,114 --> 01:59:24,354 We can handle this together. 2486 01:59:24,449 --> 01:59:26,440 Dude, I'm so high. I can't help you right now. 2487 01:59:26,534 --> 01:59:28,115 I'm high, too. 2488 01:59:28,787 --> 01:59:30,698 Well, then you know how I feel. 2489 01:59:31,206 --> 01:59:32,867 What do you want me to do? 2490 01:59:32,957 --> 01:59:34,072 Take a look at this. 2491 01:59:34,584 --> 01:59:35,994 I need some sort of foam. 2492 01:59:36,086 --> 01:59:37,688 - Holy shit! Dude! - You got some stitching? 2493 01:59:37,712 --> 01:59:40,829 Do you have a little needle that you could do needlepoint? 2494 01:59:40,924 --> 01:59:42,084 What happened? 2495 01:59:42,175 --> 01:59:44,006 It was a misunderstanding. It was an argument. 2496 01:59:44,094 --> 01:59:46,085 But we're all friends again. We worked it out. 2497 01:59:46,179 --> 01:59:47,259 You know how buddies get. 2498 01:59:47,347 --> 01:59:50,510 Dude, we gotta take you to the hospital or you're gonna die. 2499 01:59:50,600 --> 01:59:51,680 I'm not gonna die. 2500 01:59:51,768 --> 01:59:52,995 - Yes, you are. - I'm gonna die? 2501 01:59:53,019 --> 01:59:56,557 Yeah, I'm positive that you're gonna die if we don't go to the hospital. 2502 02:00:03,488 --> 02:00:05,979 - Are there metal detectors in here? - I'm not sure. Why? 2503 02:00:06,074 --> 02:00:08,861 Don't even worry about it. I'll tell you later. 2504 02:00:09,494 --> 02:00:10,529 Oh, shit. 2505 02:00:12,080 --> 02:00:15,038 - Oh, fuck. Oh, my god. - You'll be all right. 2506 02:00:15,125 --> 02:00:16,615 Guys, I need help! 2507 02:00:16,710 --> 02:00:18,621 This guy's bleeding! He's losing a lot of blood! 2508 02:00:18,712 --> 02:00:20,873 - I need a gurney, please! - Oh, thank you. 2509 02:00:20,964 --> 02:00:23,250 - All right, just put pressure on it. - Thank you. 2510 02:00:24,467 --> 02:00:26,799 Hi. This guy's been either shot or stabbed. 2511 02:00:26,886 --> 02:00:28,296 He's been kind of vague about it. 2512 02:00:28,388 --> 02:00:30,549 Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed? 2513 02:00:30,640 --> 02:00:33,222 No. I fell in a Thorn bush. 2514 02:00:33,309 --> 02:00:35,800 Okay. Have him fill out this paperwork. 2515 02:00:35,895 --> 02:00:37,977 The doctor will call you when he's ready. 2516 02:00:39,190 --> 02:00:41,602 Do me a favor, man. Can we just switch identities? 2517 02:00:41,693 --> 02:00:44,150 - What? No. - Just let me use your driver's license. 2518 02:00:44,237 --> 02:00:47,479 - We look nothing alike, dude. - No one's gonna know. Just trust me. 2519 02:00:47,574 --> 02:00:49,906 I'm bleeding. It feels like I have to shit. 2520 02:00:49,993 --> 02:00:52,029 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2521 02:00:52,120 --> 02:00:54,361 I'm Margie's son. Do you know... I'm Margie's son. 2522 02:00:54,456 --> 02:00:58,540 I don't know who that is. I'm just filling in. 2523 02:00:58,626 --> 02:01:02,118 - Okay. I know. - My pain keeps coming. 2524 02:01:02,213 --> 02:01:04,920 Tell that fucking cocksucker, my father, that I hate him 2525 02:01:05,008 --> 02:01:07,590 and I love him at the same time and I forgive him. 2526 02:01:07,677 --> 02:01:10,293 I do not need to do that, because you're gonna live. 2527 02:01:11,765 --> 02:01:14,131 Tell my sister I know she's my mother. 2528 02:01:16,686 --> 02:01:17,926 Got here as soon as I could. 2529 02:01:18,772 --> 02:01:20,854 Hey, man, we got to help this guy. He's bleeding out. 2530 02:01:20,940 --> 02:01:23,773 This a cop? He looks like a cop. 2531 02:01:23,860 --> 02:01:27,068 Excuse me, ma'am. Ray bishop, ladder 57. 2532 02:01:27,155 --> 02:01:29,550 We got to get this guy some help. We got to move it along here. 2533 02:01:29,574 --> 02:01:30,984 - Follow me. - Okay, come on, buddy. 2534 02:01:31,075 --> 02:01:33,942 Come on, come on, come on. Here we go, here we go, here we go. 2535 02:01:34,037 --> 02:01:35,243 All right. 2536 02:01:36,539 --> 02:01:37,619 Abdominal wound! 2537 02:01:37,707 --> 02:01:39,059 There we go. 2538 02:01:39,083 --> 02:01:40,414 Where? Where? 2539 02:01:40,502 --> 02:01:41,582 Put him in two. 2540 02:01:41,669 --> 02:01:42,829 In two. 2541 02:01:42,921 --> 02:01:45,128 - Let's get vitals. - All right, buddy. 2542 02:01:45,215 --> 02:01:46,859 Right here. We gotta get your shirt off. 2543 02:01:46,883 --> 02:01:48,464 Let me know if you need trauma. 2544 02:01:48,551 --> 02:01:50,633 - Oh, shit. - Okay. Here we go. 2545 02:01:50,720 --> 02:01:53,080 - Nice and easy, nice and easy. - I'll meet you at six. Six. 2546 02:01:55,183 --> 02:01:57,139 You okay? It's gonna be okay. 2547 02:02:04,567 --> 02:02:07,559 - This one of your friends? - No, no. I was just helping him. 2548 02:02:08,112 --> 02:02:09,112 Scott brought him in. 2549 02:02:09,197 --> 02:02:12,155 Guy just kind of wandered into the firehouse while we were out on a call. 2550 02:02:12,951 --> 02:02:15,658 You guys are covered in blood. Take these off. Throw 'em here. 2551 02:02:18,665 --> 02:02:19,950 Put 'em over here. 2552 02:02:20,917 --> 02:02:22,953 Just leave 'em there. Down there. What's that? 2553 02:02:23,878 --> 02:02:25,743 - What's that? - Oh. 2554 02:02:27,340 --> 02:02:29,126 I let your son practice on me. 2555 02:02:29,801 --> 02:02:31,737 How's it look? He won't let me see it till it's done. 2556 02:02:31,761 --> 02:02:32,921 Let me see it. 2557 02:02:39,936 --> 02:02:43,679 He, uh... He let me do whatever I wanted, so... 2558 02:02:46,150 --> 02:02:47,481 Jesus Christ. 2559 02:02:48,361 --> 02:02:50,443 He didn't put anything stupid on there, did he? 2560 02:02:51,239 --> 02:02:52,399 Took forever. 2561 02:03:11,009 --> 02:03:12,089 Nah. 2562 02:03:13,011 --> 02:03:14,217 Yeah, 2563 02:03:14,637 --> 02:03:17,674 I can never get the eyes right 'cause I just make them too dark, but I... 2564 02:03:18,349 --> 02:03:19,589 It's beautiful. 2565 02:03:21,019 --> 02:03:22,304 I'm proud of you. 2566 02:03:23,313 --> 02:03:25,395 - You could really do this. - Thanks. 2567 02:03:25,481 --> 02:03:28,188 There's not any Chinese characters or anything back there, is there? 2568 02:03:30,361 --> 02:03:33,148 No, no. No, no, no. You told me not to. 2569 02:03:33,656 --> 02:03:35,112 I would never disobey you. 2570 02:03:35,742 --> 02:03:37,573 Thank you for letting him do this, ray. 2571 02:03:37,660 --> 02:03:40,777 Oh, I didn't do anything. I just sat there. He did all the work. 2572 02:03:41,748 --> 02:03:43,388 You liked going over the spine, didn't ya? 2573 02:03:43,708 --> 02:03:45,073 Took it like a champ. 2574 02:03:45,168 --> 02:03:47,124 I sat there wincing. 2575 02:03:52,842 --> 02:03:55,379 Oh, my god. Can we at least close the curtain? 2576 02:03:56,095 --> 02:03:57,960 - My guys. - Guys, people die in here. 2577 02:03:58,056 --> 02:04:00,138 - My guys. My guys. - Come on. 2578 02:04:00,224 --> 02:04:02,681 Mom, I don't want to hug him. He's not wearing a shirt. 2579 02:04:02,769 --> 02:04:05,101 - You can handle it. - Dude, you're so smooth. 2580 02:04:05,188 --> 02:04:07,895 You're like a sea otter. 2581 02:04:07,982 --> 02:04:09,919 Please, we have to stop. We have to stop. Please. Please. 2582 02:04:09,943 --> 02:04:10,943 Please stop? Please stop. 2583 02:04:11,027 --> 02:04:13,564 But first, you will get fo lord and lady stark and you will... 2584 02:04:13,655 --> 02:04:15,941 I hung out with ray and the guys from the firehouse 2585 02:04:16,032 --> 02:04:17,693 the other night at the bar, 2586 02:04:17,784 --> 02:04:20,651 and they were just telling all these stories about dad. 2587 02:04:20,745 --> 02:04:22,451 They were stories I never heard of before, 2588 02:04:22,538 --> 02:04:27,407 about him doing coke and being hilarious. 2589 02:04:28,002 --> 02:04:29,002 Yeah. You know? 2590 02:04:29,045 --> 02:04:30,160 Yeah. Yeah. 2591 02:04:32,757 --> 02:04:34,338 Well, he was hilarious. 2592 02:04:35,009 --> 02:04:36,294 Yeah. 2593 02:04:36,803 --> 02:04:42,048 Uh, he was also out of control and crazy. 2594 02:04:42,517 --> 02:04:44,974 - Do you understand? - You can't 2595 02:04:45,561 --> 02:04:47,973 - why didn't you tell me? - I don't know. 2596 02:04:48,731 --> 02:04:52,519 I wanted you to have some good memories to offset what happened. 2597 02:04:52,610 --> 02:04:53,895 I didn't know what to say. 2598 02:04:53,987 --> 02:04:57,730 Was I gonna say, "your dad really loved watching cartoons with you 2599 02:04:57,824 --> 02:04:59,985 'cause he was tripping all the time"? 2600 02:05:00,076 --> 02:05:01,191 Yeah. 2601 02:05:01,911 --> 02:05:03,742 Sounds like a good dad to me. 2602 02:05:04,706 --> 02:05:07,448 No, you know what? I get it. 2603 02:05:08,376 --> 02:05:13,040 Knowing that he had his issues and... problems 2604 02:05:13,131 --> 02:05:16,589 just like everybody else, it makes me feel better. 2605 02:05:16,676 --> 02:05:19,588 It really... it really humanizes him. 2606 02:05:21,014 --> 02:05:22,595 Well, he was a great guy. 2607 02:05:23,766 --> 02:05:25,597 He was a very complicated guy. 2608 02:05:27,895 --> 02:05:29,760 He had a really big heart. 2609 02:05:30,898 --> 02:05:33,105 - Mmm. - Like ray? 2610 02:05:35,028 --> 02:05:39,943 Uh, yeah, I guess, like ray, yeah. Yeah. 2611 02:05:40,700 --> 02:05:42,361 Yeah. 2612 02:05:43,494 --> 02:05:46,952 Um, I guess you could say that you have a type. 2613 02:05:48,166 --> 02:05:50,282 Uh-huh. Yeah. 2614 02:05:51,377 --> 02:05:54,119 I have a type. 2615 02:05:58,968 --> 02:06:04,088 I know we don't really talk about it much, but... 2616 02:06:05,683 --> 02:06:06,889 I, uh... 2617 02:06:08,019 --> 02:06:09,725 I miss dad. 2618 02:06:11,147 --> 02:06:12,728 A lot. 2619 02:06:18,321 --> 02:06:19,401 Yeah. 2620 02:06:21,699 --> 02:06:22,939 Me, too. 2621 02:06:30,374 --> 02:06:31,659 And, uh... 2622 02:06:34,420 --> 02:06:41,087 I'm sorry that I've been so difficult to deal with. 2623 02:06:43,096 --> 02:06:46,088 I'll try and get it together. 2624 02:06:46,849 --> 02:06:48,180 It's just hard. 2625 02:06:50,603 --> 02:06:52,389 I think it'll always be hard. 2626 02:07:06,160 --> 02:07:07,366 L, uh... 2627 02:07:08,162 --> 02:07:12,371 I really like ray, but he's gotta lose that mustache. I mean, come on. 2628 02:07:13,668 --> 02:07:15,896 When we go out in public, people think that I'm kidnapped. 2629 02:07:15,920 --> 02:07:18,036 The looks that we get at the supermarket. 2630 02:07:18,131 --> 02:07:20,838 They're like... People look at me like, "are you okay?" 2631 02:07:20,925 --> 02:07:23,792 And I'm like, "yeah, no, yeah. It's my mom's boyfriend." 2632 02:07:32,687 --> 02:07:34,581 - All right, buddy, good luck. - Thanks for the lift. 2633 02:07:34,605 --> 02:07:37,267 All right, man. Confidence, right? 2634 02:07:37,358 --> 02:07:39,440 - Yeah. - All right, go get 'em. 2635 02:07:42,155 --> 02:07:43,315 Hey. 2636 02:07:44,282 --> 02:07:46,022 Kelsey. Hi. 2637 02:07:46,826 --> 02:07:48,566 Hey. How are you? 2638 02:07:48,661 --> 02:07:52,370 - What are you doing here? - Oh, I just wanted to talk to you. 2639 02:07:52,456 --> 02:07:54,697 Well, I have my civil service test today. 2640 02:07:54,792 --> 02:07:57,499 Oh, yeah, I remembered. That's why I wanted to... 2641 02:07:57,587 --> 02:07:59,123 - I have to go. - Can I come? 2642 02:07:59,213 --> 02:08:00,373 What? Why? 2643 02:08:00,464 --> 02:08:03,797 You know, for moral support. I just want to be there for you. 2644 02:08:05,469 --> 02:08:06,754 Well, I can't stop you. 2645 02:08:06,846 --> 02:08:09,337 Oh, all right, great. Your hair looks nice. 2646 02:08:09,974 --> 02:08:10,974 Thanks. 2647 02:08:23,863 --> 02:08:26,445 Listen, I know you probably want to talk about relationship stuff 2648 02:08:26,532 --> 02:08:28,397 and serious bullshit, but I can't. 2649 02:08:28,492 --> 02:08:31,825 I have to study and focus right now so I don't screw this up. 2650 02:08:31,913 --> 02:08:34,154 Okay. I, um... 2651 02:08:34,248 --> 02:08:35,738 I could help you, if you like. 2652 02:08:36,542 --> 02:08:38,123 You don't want to help me. 2653 02:08:38,669 --> 02:08:40,409 Yeah, I do. I would love to. 2654 02:08:43,090 --> 02:08:45,422 Okay, will you just test me on this part? 2655 02:08:45,509 --> 02:08:47,215 Yeah. That one? 2656 02:08:48,387 --> 02:08:49,627 - All right. - Okay. 2657 02:08:49,722 --> 02:08:50,757 Here we go. 2658 02:08:51,390 --> 02:08:54,052 "Amy must complete three tasks at work. 2659 02:08:54,143 --> 02:08:58,762 She estimates that the first two tasks will take her 45 minutes to complete 2660 02:08:58,856 --> 02:09:02,519 and that the third task will take her two hours and ten minutes to complete. 2661 02:09:02,610 --> 02:09:04,475 If Amy's estimate is correct, 2662 02:09:04,570 --> 02:09:06,811 how long will it take her to complete all three tasks?" 2663 02:09:08,115 --> 02:09:10,777 Three hours and 40 minutes. 2664 02:09:10,868 --> 02:09:13,234 Did you just guess that or did know the answer? 2665 02:09:14,080 --> 02:09:15,695 No, that's correct. 2666 02:09:15,790 --> 02:09:18,122 That's incredible. Wow. 2667 02:09:18,209 --> 02:09:19,209 It's not that amazing. 2668 02:09:19,252 --> 02:09:20,708 - Itis. - Relax. 2669 02:09:20,795 --> 02:09:23,036 Is it all math questions? I thought it was city shit. 2670 02:09:23,589 --> 02:09:26,171 No, no. You have to prove that you're not stupid. 2671 02:09:26,259 --> 02:09:28,796 - And then you can work for the city. - Oh! 2672 02:09:28,886 --> 02:09:30,797 So I can never work for the city. 2673 02:09:34,809 --> 02:09:36,640 Hey, I... 2674 02:09:36,727 --> 02:09:38,934 May I have your attention, please? 2675 02:09:39,021 --> 02:09:40,761 The ferry will be docking shortly. 2676 02:09:40,856 --> 02:09:41,856 I love you. 2677 02:09:42,608 --> 02:09:45,975 A lot. I always have, and I... 2678 02:09:46,988 --> 02:09:48,774 That's why I always act so weird. 2679 02:09:49,657 --> 02:09:52,319 'Cause I don't know how to express myself. 2680 02:09:57,373 --> 02:09:58,954 Should I ask the next? Yeah. 2681 02:09:59,750 --> 02:10:02,207 All right, so, "of the 250 people 2682 02:10:02,295 --> 02:10:05,412 working at a medical facility, 16% are clerks. 2683 02:10:05,506 --> 02:10:06,712 How many are..." 2684 02:10:07,258 --> 02:10:10,091 Thank you for riding the staten island ferry. 2685 02:10:20,479 --> 02:10:21,935 I've lost my place. 2686 02:10:25,401 --> 02:10:29,644 "Of the 250 people working at a medical facility, 2687 02:10:29,739 --> 02:10:31,604 - 16% are clerks." - Mmm-hmm. 2688 02:10:31,699 --> 02:10:33,109 N re not clerks? "How many a 2689 02:10:33,784 --> 02:10:36,696 you're showing me the page. 2690 02:10:50,343 --> 02:10:51,958 Hey, will you wait for me while I do it 2691 02:10:52,053 --> 02:10:54,294 and then we can go back to staten island together? 2692 02:10:54,388 --> 02:10:57,471 Yeah. Of course. How long are you gonna be? 2693 02:10:57,558 --> 02:10:59,264 Three and a half hours. 2694 02:11:00,227 --> 02:11:01,227 All right. 2695 02:11:01,812 --> 02:11:03,848 - Really? - Yeah, I'll go figure something out. 2696 02:11:03,939 --> 02:11:04,803 Okay. 2697 02:11:04,899 --> 02:11:07,390 All right. Cool. Good luck. 2698 02:11:10,738 --> 02:11:14,230 Maybe do something cultural. Broaden your horizons. 2699 02:11:14,325 --> 02:11:16,941 All right. Good luck. Have fun. 2700 02:11:17,703 --> 02:11:18,943 Oh, my god, I'm freaking out! 2701 02:11:19,663 --> 02:11:20,903 And I'm scared. 202815