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Thirsty kitty?

Thank God it's you. I thought Chad forgot his key or something.

Chad's not here?

No, he had to drive back to the university to pick up his graduate

I'm just hoping he doesn't come back till tomorrow.

I'm in such deep shit, I'm just trying to figure out a way to make it up to

everyone. He said he had to pick up his degree?

Yeah, but like I was saying, you wouldn't believe what happened last

we saw him get it at graduation.

Nope, the ones they give out at the ceremony are fake, so...

They said that they would mail out the real ones, but he needed it, like, right

now for his job, so he drove all the way across state to get it.

Does he not want to take us on the lake?

Oh, no. It's Saturday.

Oh, my God. I forgot.

You must think I'm the worst friend ever.

It's hot as hell in here.

I know. The air is broken.

Come on. Let's go sit outside.

Don't hate me, okay?

My insomnia has been insane, and I've been a total basket case.

It's not that he didn't want to take us on the boat. It's that you forgot to

tell him, huh?

Do you have any idea how much I had to pay for the non -refundable ticket?

Brittany, I'll pay you back. I promise.

It was supposed to be the highlight of my summer.

Maybe even the highlight of my life.

And you just forgot to tell Chad?

I'll pay you back. I promise.

And I'll even buy tickets for the Indie Music Fest next week.

Just pay me back for the rental, and I'll buy my own ticket to Indy, if you

remember that date.

I know, I'm really sorry. I've been picking up extra shifts at the diner, so

can afford it.

I haven't been myself lately.

Like, I've been having trouble sleeping.

I keep forgetting everything.

And to make a bad situation even worse, I got in an argument with my parents,

and I threw Chad under the bus.

You got Chad in trouble? Yeah, my parents woke up and saw that I trashed

house again, so I lied and said it must have been Chad.

I'm so ashamed of myself. I don't even know who I am anymore.

Chad's so mad at me, he won't even look at me.

I know I need to make it up to him.

Maybe I'll just make some lemon cupcakes for him.

Lemon cupcakes?

His favorite.

But who knows if he'll forgive me.

I'm just so glad you're here, Brittany. I've been going through this insane

crisis. Like I told you, I haven't been sleeping well.

I'm having these dream -like episodes.

I just feel like there's something seriously wrong with me.

Cut the woe -is -me shit, Emma.

I've known you for a long time, and I know you make up personal crises to

manipulate everyone to get what you want.

What is it? What do you want?

You don't want me to date your brother, do you? What the hell?

Am I not good enough for him or something?

Trust me, I could care less.

Remember just last year, how you sucked me into this plan to sabotage his

relationship with Chrissy?

It was because she wasn't pretty enough for him, right? And you were so happy

you got away with it?

Is that what you're doing here?

I'm not pretty enough for Chad? Jesus Christ, Brittany!

That was a horse of a different color. If you want Chad, go for him.

I could care less if you want to get into my brother's pants.

Gross. I could tell you all about his little twinkie if you want.

Not like I haven't seen it a dozen times.

Don't be vulgar.

Truth be told, he has a massive cock.

So, have fun putting that inside of you. I'm not Elizabeth Hicks.

Okay, shut up about his penis.

I just really want to go out with him. I think he's a cool guy.

So if you could put in a good word for me, that would be awesome.

Chad is handsome, but to be honest, he's a complete dweeb.

He clams up around all pretty girls.

Do you think I'm pretty?

Yes.

I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

You would say that.

It's not just your beauty that I love.

You're ambitious, you're thoughtful, you're loyal, and... Your nose wrinkles

when you blush.

I love you.

I love you.

It's hotter than hell in half of Georgia out here. I know. I keep telling myself

it'll cool down in five minutes and then I'll get up, but then I see the same

thing in the next five minutes.

Let me help you.

No, you don't have to. No, I insist.

Come on, you gotta water the lawn, don't you?

More like I have to get punished by the sun.

You don't have any neighbor's land here, right?

Nope. Not for miles.

So let's get in our bikinis and water the lawn.

I don't know where mine are. I mean, my whole dorm is packed up in boxes in my

car.

That's fine. We'll just get down to our underwear then.

waiting for? Don't we have to get these charts done?

Wait, I guess so.

I don't know if I can get soaked

wet.

Come on, hurry up. Don't we have to get these drives done?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'll do it.

Ah, it's cold!

Brittany!

Brittany! Oh my god, give me that.

No. Emma, no.

Oh my god!

I told you it's cold!

Oh my god!

Okay, watering the lawn is done.

Brittany,

you're going to get the sofa wet.

Okay, I guess I'll take off my wet panties then.

Oh, Brittany!

Come on, take off these wet clothes and put them in the sun and finish the rest

of the chores.

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

You.

You're beautiful.

Come here, I want to tell you a secret.

I was so worried that you just wanted my brother.

And that you were going to leave me.

I'm like your best friend, right?

Or like your sister.

Or maybe a lover.

Nothing could take me away from you.

Not even Chad?

Chat who?

He's so good.

Such a pretty bosom.

Don't stay.

Oh, my God. I can't, baby.

Don't keep looking at my pussy!

Uh -huh.

Such a gorgeous vagina.

Oh, my God, you're pissing me off. I'm so nice and warm.

I'm so warm.

Yeah, keep doing that. Keep doing that. You do it.

Grinnell, that's fucking good. Yeah? Yeah. That was so good.

What the hell is going on? Are you awake?

Oh my god! I'm sorry!

I don't know what happened!

No, you didn't. You just stood there with, like, this dreamy look on your

with your fingers inside yourself.

I'm so humiliated. I just... See, this is what I've been trying to tell you all

along.

This is a lot. I need time to process.

No, wait. Brittany, stop.

Please don't be mad at me.

Just relax, okay? Go get some sleep. I'll come back tomorrow when Chad's

I can prescribe you a sleep medication to help you get the full eight hours,

this is only a temporary fix.

Temporary?

You need to deal with the psychological problem for your sleeplessness.

Otherwise, you're just like putting a band -aid over your problem.

You are sleepwalking and daydreaming, so your brain can't process between what's

real and what's fantasy.

I believe that there's a problem in your life that you're repressing because

it's... Too disturbing to deal with.

What about the fact that I'm an 18 -year -old virgin and I'm so sex -obsessed

that I dream of having sex with every single person I know?

And just... God, I don't even want to get into it again.

Well, it's not so unusual to have sexual fantasies about your stepbrother.

What the fuck?

You tell me about your relationship with him.

Because to me it sounds much deeper than a brother -sister relationship.

Much deeper than platonic relationship.

To me, when you talk about him, you sound like a woman that's gushing about

man she wants to marry.

Chad, I'm not in love with my brother, and I certainly wouldn't think about -

He's your stepbrother.

There's no biological link that would make a relationship with him morally

wrong.

You are sick.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry if what I said upset you.

I've treated many patients like that. That what?

Fuck their stepbrother?

Oh, and I suppose I should invite my friend that's exactly like a sister to

and have this one weird family orgy.

That's normal in some cultures.

It's just the thoughts have translated into your daydreams. Are you even a real

doctor or just some pervert in a pencil skirt?

I don't need a shrink and clearly you're the one that's fucked up.

Oh, hey, Brittany.

Hey!

Oh, hi, Emma.

How are you doing today?

Better. I was wondering if we could talk in private.

Uh -oh, girl talk.

I'm out.

Uh, Chad?

I'm actually here to see you.

Oh? To hell with that, Brittany. We have things we need to hash out.

Give us a minute.

Brittany, come sit down.

Alright, so what's up?

I'm worried about Emma.

Has she seemed off to you?

Emma, wake up.

Emma, wake up.

Oh my god.

Emma, you were sleepwalking. Please don't tell your mom or my dad.

They'll send me back to that sleep institution.

Okay, just, it's okay.

Just get back in bed.

You're gonna have to sleep this time, okay?

What's going on?

Do you think that Emma's not taking her meds or something?

Well, I mean, she's having a bit of a hard time right now. It's just, I

the first time that I went to college. It can be pretty stressful, and it can

therapy fuck with your head.

At first, I thought she had a crush on you.

Now I'm wondering if she has a thing for me, or she has some psychological

issue. Well, she does have a psychological issue, but, I mean, don't

She just, she's having trouble sleeping. She's got a bit of insomnia.

She calls it a daydream.

Somnambulism. It's just another, you know, technical term for sleepwalking.

Sleepwalking. The best thing that you can do is just be there for her.

I know that she doesn't really like talking about it, but besides, if you

specialist, you know, she's going to get on the right track.

And, you know, just be her friend.

You're so sweet to her. I wish I had a brother like you.

Well, I'm glad her mom married my dad.

She's truly like family to me. And I love her.

Well, it looks like Emma wanted to talk to you about something.

So... I... I

don't know. I... Well,

do you maybe want to see a movie with me sometime?

Really?

You want to go out with me?

Yeah.

But I get it if you're busy or you don't want to.

Are you worried that she might hear me ask you out?

I... Someone like you wants to date someone like me?

Really?

I've been wanting to ask you out for a long time.

I just never got the nerve to ask.

I want to know you better without Emma around.

I want to, like, buy you dinner.

Only if you let me buy.

Sorry, I'm just so excited.

I think I better take a brain check.

I'm sorry, I just... I feel like I have a lot going on in my life right now. I'm

trying to land this job that I've been studying for like the past eight years.

I just... Well, why don't you just tell me the truth?

Like, you're just out of my league.

Oh, Brittany.

You're a knockout.

Oh, my God. I've never been kissed like that before.

eyes on me.

I want you to tell me you want me.

I want you to tell me I'm pretty.

You're not pretty.

You're stunning.

I can hardly even speak when I'm around you.

I'm thinking terrible things. I want to respect you. This isn't the way I

should be doing this.

I'm thinking terrible things.

Dirty things?

I love the way you face.

I want more.

If you want me take me.

sure you want to do this?

I know you're a good girl.

I want to be your bad girl.

Thank God.

You want to call me your goddess?

Please give it to me. Please give it to me.

Give it to me.

When can I see you again?

Tomorrow. You know,

we can see each other tomorrow.

Sound good?

I think she went home.

Maybe I'll just

make some poppy seed muffins for him. I don't know. Maybe I'll just make some

lemon poppy seed muffins for him.

I don't know. Maybe I'll just make some lemon poppy seed muffins. Okay, no, I'm

doing cupcakes. I'm sorry. Okay.

Don't look at me.

Sorry.

Jesus Christ, Brittany. That was the color of a different horse.

Nope. Yeah, I saw you. Okay.

Jesus Christ, Brittany. That was a horse of a different color.

Okay. I've never... Okay. I like it. That's fine.

I've never heard about it.

Okay. Sorry. I can't stop laughing.

Okay.

Yes.

I think you're the most beautiful.

Yes.

I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Open your face.

Ready?

Okay,

here. You know what?

Well, do you maybe want to see a movie with me sometime?

Oh, no, sweetheart.

I'm nearsighted. I can't see.

Would you rather I was in your bed?

I shouldn't.

I have to keep an eye on Em.

I can be at your bedroom window in ten minutes.

I want to feel you come inside my mouth. You awake?

Yeah, I can't sleep again.

I want to follow every last drop. What? Who is it?

Nobody.

I'm worried about you. Don't be. I'm not for like three hours. That's a record.

This is dirt, I guess.

Hey, don't they have medication for insomnia?

I'm not taking meds.

Plus, I don't need to. I mean, my shrink says that I just need to figure out

what's bothering me and then I can sleep.

And then my sleepwalking and daydreaming will all come to an end.

I got mad with her last time I spoke with her, but I've been thinking maybe

because I was afraid that she was right. Right about what?

That I'm in love with someone. Someone that I shouldn't be in love with.

How can you be in love with somebody?

You don't even have a boyfriend.

You hardly even leave the house anymore.

What the hell, Chad?

Brittany? My Brittany?

It's not something serious. It's just a summer thing.

Are you guys, like, hooking up?

Come on. Come to bed now. I don't want you to be upset with me.

What the hell, Chad?

Why are you responding?

You do this all the time.

Listen, just because I have a girl doesn't mean we're going to stop hanging

I mean, you're my stepsister. You're my family.

I mean, Jesus, Emily, you're like my best friend.

Well, Brittany was my friend.

And she shouldn't be having sex with you. I mean, she's a total lesbian.

Wait, what?

You mentioned about having sexual fantasies about her.

It's perfectly normal for sleep deprived persons who cling to those who love

you.

I believe that you're misrepresenting the affections of people that care about

you.

I think you're projecting it as romance.

Because in your experience, when people are together, they never separate.

Well, my dad left me and my mom.

And your mom met another man who, in your own words, truly cares for her.

I wouldn't be surprised if you had sexual fantasies about your father, a

concerned teacher, maybe even me.

God, no.

I hate to admit that you're right.

Don't worry, I'm not going to storm out of here again.

Look at yourself.

You're sex in a skirt and you know it.

And your porcelain skin is perfection.

I mean, just look at the way the sunlight comes through the blinds and

your gorgeous hair.

Grandma always said, redheads are God's way of giving us roses.

And I just want to break you off and taste your petals.

I would blow your mind, Dr. Pax.

But another day.

I might fall in love with a redhead, but not now. I have my eyes set on Chad,

and he needs me. He just doesn't realize it yet.

We're two halves of the same person.

And you say that you've sabotaged relationships with Chad and previous

girlfriends?

He's a smart guy. I mean, his dick can make him retarded over a pretty girl.

last girlfriend was so clingy.

She was posting selfies with him every single day. She told him what not to

And the last straw, she started to dress him.

It's like she was trying to change him and didn't see how amazing he was just

the way that he is.

Do you think it's possible that you're confusing your fantasies with reality

because of your sleep deprivation?

Is there something I need to know about Brittany that you should be telling me?

She only wants you because I do.

Don't you get it? It's all a game.

All her calculated moves to win you.

Do you really think she actually cares about you?

Well, if that's true, why didn't she make a move on me, like, a long time

She's been using you as a pawn to get to me.

She holds competitive - And it's your best friend?

She has other qualities that I love. It's just, she's always interested in

whatever I'm interested in. And when she conquers you, she's going to be moving

on to the next person that I'm interested in.

She always says - I deserve the best. And Chad, you are the most handsome man

town. You are the best.

You think too highly of yourself. Like, not everything's about you.

She's about me. You don't get it.

I'm in love with you, and she's in love with me.

Wait. What do you mean that you're in love with me?

I mean, I love you, stupid.

Everywhere I go, you're with me.

Even when you're not.

I can feel how you're constantly protecting me.

Guiding me.

Chad, it's not about what you do for me.

It's about who you are.

You're smart, kind, handsome as hell.

Chad, you need me as much as I need you.

That's why you're always looking out for me.

I want you to be mine.

This is crazy.

Do you feel anything for me?

I mean, anything other than the way you should feel as a stepbrother?

I love you.

But I am absolutely not in love with you.

You can't just pretend that you're sleepwalking, Emma.

I want you to see me.

All of me. Not just from the keyhole of my bedroom door.

I can tell you like me.

I know you get nervous around beautiful women.

Just try to tell me that you don't think I'm beautiful.

You know that you're beautiful.

You're incapable of lying when you're in this state of mind.

Don't tell me you haven't tried to sneak peeks at me when you shouldn't.

Kiss me.

Kiss me back.

I want to taste you.

This is going to make me feel better.

Please don't think.

We both need this.

I've had this big of a cock inside of me before.

She sleepwalked, came in here, and, you know, just laid down.

But there's cum leaking out of her pussy. Did she sleep fuck you as well?

I hope you would know me better than that, okay?

This is fucking sick.

Carry her to her room, then. We have to talk.

We need to talk another time.

Okay? Not a good time. Are you going to be busy diddling your naked scissors the

rest of the night?

I don't like how you are treating me right now. Okay?

I know that this may look a little weird, but... But... But

I forgive you.

I just don't like being lied to.

You know what?

We're not in a relationship.

And I don't need your forgiveness.

Or your perverted accusations against me.

Fair enough.

We're over.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's so over now.

What's going on?

Am I awake?

Yes.

Just in time to find out that you were right about Brittany.

What have you been telling him about me?

She's taking pictures of us, and I have no idea where she's going to be putting

these things.

Now I can clearly see why you've been distant.

And why you forgot to tell Chad about our date.

Chad and I are in love. I can't believe you would do that to me.

No, we're not in love.

Brittany, I hate to tell you this, but me and Chad fell in love a long time

And now we're together.

What are you talking about?

We had sex.

That was all.

Do it, Emma. Wait, let me get this straight.

You don't love either of us?

Okay.

Brittany, you're stunning. You're gorgeous, okay?

And I dreamt of having sex with you long before we did.

And Emma?

You had sex with him?

Well, Emma, you and I are having sex. Making love.

You and I are fucking... Because

you practically begged me for it.

I mean, it was fun as hell, alright? And I'm game to do it again.

I mean, you know, if you need any more of my medicine...

Maybe you guys are getting the wrong impression.

Let me explain.

I don't want a relationship.

Not a romantic one, anyways.

Okay? A man is a series of choices.

And I've never been able to make my own.

Mom and Dad tell me to watch out for you, Em. They tell me what school to go

what major to take, what career to chase.

Don't you get it? I don't know who I am because I haven't been able to make my

own choices.

And that's going to change tonight.

You want to blame our parents for your lack of direction and commitment?

What?

I blame myself.

And you.

Me? I fell in love two years ago. And suddenly that ended.

Just like when you find out about any girl that I'm dating.

I know you're to blame as well, Brittany.

You both think that you love me.

And you both think that you want me.

But if you don't know the real me, then you can't possibly love me.

If you choose me, I'll let you make your own decisions.

All I ever wanted was you.

Be my man.

And I don't care who you are.

That's your brother!

But not in the eyes of God.

Or the law.

Chad, you see how dramatic she is?

Make love to me, Chad.

Show me the man that you want to be.

She's no competition for me. We have history, Chaz.

Okay,

enough. You're not getting me.

Okay?

Mom!

Chaz? Yes?

Are you alone in there?

Uh, yeah, I'm just watching TV.

Good night. Love you.

You want to find yourself, Chad? You're going to have to choose between us as

the first step.

Yeah, choose one of us or... Or we'll scream and have your mom come in and see

you in bed with two naked chicks.

What the fuck?

Oh, wait. I don't want to get in trouble, though.

It has to happen this way, Emma. Refuse this idea and we both lose.

She's mean.

No one can satisfy you as good as I can.

How do you like my soft tongue?

And my wet, warm mouth.

Remember how you came inside my pussy?

I still feel it dripping out.

It's wetter, tighter, and hasn't been fucked by half the football team.

I needed three football players, not half the team.

All right.

You two need to... Okay, relax.

Okay. You guys need to take a step back and look at yourself.

You need to do some serious reflecting. I've heard enough about self -reflection

for tonight, Chad.

Come on, just give me your cock.

Don't do it, Chad.

Shut up, Brittany. You're going to get us in trouble.

Does her pussy feel better than mine?

This isn't going to work unless you guys play nice, okay?

Brittany, play with her tits.

And Emma, kiss her.

Alright, alright.

Guys, listen.

I'm not going to choose unless we're both going to be playing nice, okay?

Work together, and then I can make a proper decision.

I guess I could play nice.

See?

Emma? I guess I could tolerate her at least.

See? There we go.

Now, kiss and make up.

Okay? Just like that.

Use your toes.

There you go.

See? She does have soft lips.

Okay.

See? Fair enough, right?

That's good.

Now, stack on top of each other. I want to see which cookie I like best.

Okay?

Thank you for listening.

Fuck you.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's hot.

Give me that big cup.

Oh, my

God.

I'm so sorry, but he's gonna choose

women trying to tell me what to do.