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[moans]

I slept with Frankie.

[L-Cat] Now we're even.

Some of the patients got to do a drug test.

Give me your piss.

Your urine test results.

No one tell you not to smoke when you're pregnant?

I don't want it, I need it out of me.

[screams]

[Emma] We'll move Frankie.

[Mitch] She can stay with me if you want.

[pharmacist] If you do decide to-

[Frankie] I decided I want to have an abortion.

- [Gramps] I heard you moved rooms. - [Frankie] I'm in with Mitch.

- What? - It's all over the Google.

[E-Man] There's like a child killer here.

- So watch your back. - There you are, Little Mouse.

[carousel music playing]

[kid giggles]

[children laugh]

[scraping]

[child screams]

[gasps]

[muffled scream]

[gasps, panting]

Hey, hey! What the fuck!

Breakfast, Little Mouse.

- Hey, why didn't you tell me? - [man] Frankenstein!

- You okay? - [Frankie] No!

Someone should have told me Mitch is...

- [yelps] - Yours are ready.

Thank you, Michael. You okay?

Yeah. Just baby cramps.

- Aw-ww. - Whoa.

Oi, before, you were going to tell me about-

Nothing.

Can I get my phone back now? It's been over a week.

[Mike] I'll ask the boss.

Whoa!

Laters.

Hey, have you seen... What... what are you doing?

What? What... what do you... what do you want, Frankie?

- You seen L-Cat? - Huh? Oh, no.

She's probably in, like, the penthouse?

- Where? - [E-Man] You'll figure it out.

God, shut up.

[A.T.T.I.T.U.D. by Die! Die! Die! playing]

A.T.T.I.T.U.D.

[Trevor] Kiss my ass! Get fucked, mate!

A.T.T.I.T.U.D.

[L-Cat] Go mate, go mate. Ooh...

He's getting faster.

They're getting slower.

[Trevor yells]

- [Gramps exhales] - Hey, what's up, old man?

Oh, Vicky and my daughter arrive soon.

Shit. Is that today?

- Yeah. - It'll be fine.

[Gramps chuckles]

Do you remember Sarah's family session?

[exhales smoke] Yeah.

I'd rather jump off that roof than go through that.

Oi.

[Gramps sighs]

I'm hapu.

What? How?

I fucked a guy.

[sighs] I mean, how in here?

All right, well...

congratulations and all that.

- What you gonna do? - I don't know.

A baby's not something I've thought about.

It's not something I want to think about.

What lies ahead for you? You know, after the treatment.

I don't fucking know. I never think about that either.

[gentle music playing]

Well, you do have options.

You know, you don't have to go through it

if you don't want to.

But I'd love to be a granddad if you do.

Oh, fucking finally.

Fuck off.

Shit. Sorry, but, um...

I got something that might help with the...

I got your abortion pills.

Fuck off, you did.

- [Frankie] I did. - How?

Told my sister I'd been roofied with horse laxatives.

Now my baby's deformed. I need an abortion.

You take the first pill, followed by four more.

You'll get some cramps and bleeding.

But that's just your body getting rid of the baby bits.

Fucking show me.

Fucking Mitch.

Fucking Mitch, what?

She must have taken them.

Well, we just need to get them back.

I can't just get them back. She's a fucking child killer.

If you don't get them back

I'll tell everyone that you're not hapu.

[chatter on TV]

[woman on TV] That sounds like a great idea.

What are you up to, Mitchie?

Making baby booties. [chuckles]

The Little Mouse's Baby Mouse.

I think you have something that belongs to Frankie.

I don't know what you're talking about.

The pills that were under her mattress.

I didn't take any pills.

Fucking do something.

Tell us where the pills are, you crazy fuck!

I would appreciate it

if Little Mouse didn't use that language.

Hey, five minutes until group therapy, huh?

- Yeah. - Yep.

Yep.

Actually, you know what?

You two can set up. Cool?

- Yeah. - [Mike] All right.

- Sweet. - [Frankie chuckles nervously]

Where are the pills, Mitch?

Maybe they fell or got lost.

Boop! [chuckles]

Fucking useless.

Fucking useless.

Ls, go in two lines like that.

These go in a line facing us.

- They're on display like this. - Just like a firing squad.

Hey, you should have told me Mitch is a fucking-

[Mitch] I'm a what?

A great knitter.

- Hmm. - Sit down, Frankie.

[Mike] Sure, just come this way.

Hey, Graham.

[Bella] Thank you for coming.

We're so glad you've continued to participate in Graham's therapy.

How are things at home?

It's, um...

- it's actually been quite good. - [Bella] How so?

Well, his drinking, it was just so much.

He was drinking until-

- Vicky, please don't. - Let her speak.

He was caught running naked down the main street.

- [Gramps] Vicky... - [Vicky] He was dragging himself-

- [Gramps] Please! - ...before seeing patients!

- No, not just in front of... - I already know all of this, Dad.

The whole fucking town does.

[Vicky] I'm sorry, Graham.

- It's just been... - Easier.

[L-Cat meows]

Sorry. Carry on.

We just think that maybe it would be better-

[L-Cat meows]

[L-Cat meows]

Get back in your seat.

[L-Cat meows and hisses]

[group making animal noises]

[L-Cat meows]

- [L-Cat hisses] - Oh!

- [animal noises] - [meows]

Oh, no... no! Everyone!

- [Vicky] Oh my God! - I am so sorry.

[meows]

[yowling continues]

Sort them out!

[L-Cat meows]

[quaint music playing]

- [yowling continues] - [Bumblebee laughs]

[staff] It's just a routine check.

[intense music playing]

Make a sound and I'll fucking stab you!

Hurry the fuck up!

- Are you sure about this? - Shut the fuck up, Frankie.

[Mitch shrieks]

Frankie needs the abortion pills to get rid of the baby.

Frankie needs to have the baby.

Frankie doesn't want the fucking baby.

The baby is a gift.

[L-Cat] Frankie is a piece-of-shit drug addict

who should not be giving birth to a deformed baby.

- Abortion is murder. - Give me my fucking pills, Mitch!

[Mitch screams]

Mummy!

Tell me where the pills are, Mummy!

[Mitch] Don't be frightened, Little Mouse.

- [pills rattle] - I'm doing this for you.

[Mitch chews]

[Mitch chokes]

You fucking crazy bitch!

- [Mike] Oi, Lydia! - Fuck you, bitch!

- [Mike] Lydia! - Fuck you!

- Lydia, enough! - [Bella] What the hell is going on?

[Mitch] I was just helping... [panting]

- Mitch... Mitch! - I was just helping!

She's my Little Mouse. She needs her mummy.

[Mitch panting]

No, Mitch. Frankie's not your daughter.

- She is! - [Mike] Hey, Mitch, no!

- Take it easy. - [screams] No!

- Michelle! - [screams] No!

Frankie's not your daughter.

[Mitch sobs]

Miriam was your daughter.

[panting]

And you killed her.

- [somber music playing] - [screams, cries]

[Mike] Hey. You okay?

You're needed. Bella wants to see you.

Good to go now, eh?

[sighs]

[Bella] The recent change of meds will do it.

[Ana] Well, I did try something new.

[Bella] You didn't inform me.

[Ana] I'm a psychiatrist. I don't need to-

[Bella] I run the day-to-day.

I know Mitch, I know what's best for her.

[Ana] There's a clinical trial for schizophrenia

- that has just been approved. - [Bella] No.

[Ana] If we move her to Culfey House, we can try the new treatment safely.

Mitch stays exactly where she is. Come in, Frankie.

Come on.

Mitch has had a bit of a setback.

- Will she be okay? - Yeah, I think she's going to-

[Ana] Uh, conditions like schizophrenia

often persist over time.

At this rate, she'll require this level of care

for the rest of her life.

How is she... other than the schizophrenia?

Like, uh, does she have any cramps or bleeding or...

What?

Fuck, I don't know. Is... is it... is it physical

or is it just a mental thing?

It's a mental thing.

Other than the schizophrenia, she's fine. Sedated and sleeping.

But we think it's best if we move you back into your old room.

Step out of line again and I'll take it back.

Oh, and Frankie? Lydia has been here a long time.

Watch your step there.

[tense music playing]

[L-Cat] Pew!

Pew... pew!

[L-cat grunts]

[Frankie] Mitch went full fucking...

- [L-Cat grunts] - Shit, L-Cat is too.

- [L-Cat grunts] - Stop.

I'm getting rid of it, Frankie.

- My way. - Okay.

L-Cat... L-Cat's trying to self-abort.

She's in her room, she... she-

[Bella] Slow down, she's... she's what?

L-Cat's pregnant. She's got-

What? What? You're both pregnant?

She's got knitting needles. Go!

- [somber music playing] - [gasping, panting]

[L-Cat] Get off!

- [Bella] Calm down. - [L-Cat] Get off! Get off me!

- [thumps] - [L-Cat yells]

- [Bella] Lydia! - [L-Cat] Get the fuck off me!

[Bella] Calm down, please. Calm down.

- [L-Cat screams] - [Bella] Lydia!

[L-Cat screams]

[L-Cat] Get off me! [screams]

[phone ringing, buzzing]

[recording] You've reached Emma. Please leave a message.

- [Bella and L-Cat yelling] - [phone clicking]

[line ringing]

[Emma sighs]

[screams]

- [distorted ringing] - [Emma grunts]

- [door slams] - [Ra] Hey!

- Em! - Not now.

Please, can you just stop for a second, please, Em?

Look. I'm sorry, okay? I was drunk.

I don't know, I don't... I don't know how it happened.

- It meant nothing. - Where's my old phone?

[Ra] Who gives a fuck about the phone, okay?

- Don't touch me. - She wouldn't stop, okay?

And now she's hapu. And what if I'm...

You think you're the father?

- Do you think you're the father? - I don't know!

You're fucking pathetic. I fucking hate you.

My sister fucks anything that moves

so good luck getting through that list.

When?

It was after your dad's fu...

[somber music playing]

[melancholy music playing]

[sighs deeply]

All right, you lot. Enough gawking.

Move on.

- Is she okay? - [Bella] You okay?

And the pregnancy? That's okay?

Yeah, it's going great.

Hey, I'm just gonna go for a dart.

- [Frankie] Ooh, can I bum one? - Here.

Oi. You want one of those?

[wailing, screaming effect]

Everyone got a bit carried away today, eh?

Is Vicky okay?

No.

I think you're better off without the scabby walloper.

What? He is.

I think she's better off without me.

Thanks, Bumbles.

Why hospital?

Why not just keep L-Cat in iso for the night?

What's that, like a suicide watch?

No, it's just to start the process of abortion, that's all.

You're both pregnant?

So?

Well, who's the father of all these babies?

Don't look at me, what...

The old man and the pussycat go up to the roof every day.

Hey, just... just leave it.

[chuckles] What about you?

- [Bumblebee laughs] - Oh, fuck that!

Hot Mike'd make a terrible dad-

I just said, fucking that's enough!

Let's just take five minutes, shall we?

[E-Man groans]

- What? - I just can't wait to be a dad.

- You didn't even come. - [grunts]

I did a wee bit before the jobby.

It was like a baby cum. Ow!

[somber music playing]

[sighs]

[somber music continues]

[high-pitched ringing]

[panting]

International flow We're not local

Do this one more time For the old school

Do this one more time...

Look, I've been thinking of some more names for the little lad.

All right? Or... or lassie. [clears throat]

I'm thinking my number one is Esme.

All right? Uh, Elsie's a close second

but I did go to high school with this girl called Elsie

and she was quite a shit shag, eh?

Uh, for a wee lad, what do you think of Colin?

What the fuck?

Helps with backache. Mine was sore in the first trimester.

Hmm. Thanks, Bumbles.

A tasty treaty for a mummy in the making.

- What the fuck? - [Frankie] Wow.

Thank you.

[E-Man] Hey, oh! Excuse me. Come on.

All right. I'm up the duff too.

I'm just gonna take your...

[party music playing]

[dull thud]

[melancholy music playing]

[screams]

[melancholy music continues]

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