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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,791 [hip-hop music playing] 2 00:00:11,875 --> 00:00:13,250 d Inside d 3 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:18,250 -[grunts] -[hip-hop music stops] 4 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:21,416 [train rumbling past] 5 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:26,750 -Paki. -[grunts] 6 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:29,416 [upbeat music playing] 7 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,750 [people chattering indistinctly] 8 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:35,000 [chatter continues] 9 00:00:37,541 --> 00:00:38,625 Zero-two-zero? 10 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,125 Oh, child... Okay, good, thank you. 11 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,250 I hear that, I really do. 12 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:45,291 It's just really not a good day to meet because Eid. 13 00:00:45,375 --> 00:00:46,416 So I've gotta stick with family. 14 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,708 Okay. Well, you could've stuck with the family yesterday, 15 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:50,666 but now you gotta deal with the shitstorm you created. 16 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:51,875 Is it really that bad? 17 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:54,416 A lot of people seemed to like the whole action man routine. 18 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:57,083 I reckon it'll help them visualise me as Bond. 19 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,541 Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. 20 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:01,166 Some people think you're a tough guy, other people think you're insane. 21 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:04,000 -This could cost you the role. -Oh, fuck! 22 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:06,208 [Shah scoffs] 23 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,750 [in Urdu] Shaju. We've been waiting outside so long, what's-- 24 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:10,000 [in English] Mummy, have you met Felicia? 25 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:12,833 -Mrs Latif! -Oh, is this your agent? 26 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:14,041 [Felicia chuckles] 27 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:16,833 [both laugh] 28 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:19,083 Remember I said wait in the car and I'm gonna get the sweets? 29 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,166 [speaking Urdu] It's fine, don't worry 30 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:21,875 [in English] You're taking long. Give me the ticket, cuz. Felicia. 31 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:23,708 Zulfikar. What's going on? 32 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:25,916 Same as you, just babysitting Bond. Sorry. 33 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,250 -That horny aunty's waiting for you. -You're a disgrace. 34 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:31,000 Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes? 35 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:33,125 -If it kills me. -[both laugh] 36 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,250 My Shaju's perfect for the job. I'll tell you why. 37 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,875 -Okay. -When he was a little boy, he used to say, 38 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:40,000 "Mumma, I want a license to kill." 39 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:42,000 -Remember, Shaju? -Oh, how specific. 40 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:44,708 -I don't remember that. -Ah. 41 00:01:44,791 --> 00:01:47,041 Oh, look. He's got the mithai. I'll just be a minute, okay? 42 00:01:47,125 --> 00:01:49,083 -Bye-bye, Felicia. Okay. [chuckles] -Bye, Mrs Latif. 43 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:52,000 [speaking Urdu] You never told me your agent was a Black lady. 44 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:53,500 [chuckles] 45 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,833 -[in English] Sorry. -[Felicia] Mm. 46 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:59,000 -You are a Black lady. -I know. 47 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,625 -What the fuck is this? -You tell me. 48 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,500 [tense music playing] 49 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:10,041 [person breathing heavily] 50 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:12,166 -[music stops] -Ya know, I can't get into this right now. 51 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:15,083 Okay, listen. None of this... None of this matters, okay? 52 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:16,875 No one reads the fucking news. 53 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:20,583 However, this is a big problem. 54 00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:21,916 The person you assaulted? 55 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,166 You broke his arm, and now he wants an apology. 56 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:26,083 Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, 57 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:29,791 but now he's coming for you, with 200,000 followers and counting. 58 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,083 Young and brown, your core fan base. 59 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:33,375 Assaulted? 60 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:36,166 This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia. 61 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,083 It was a can of spray paint, Shah. 62 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:39,208 Yeah. In hindsight. 63 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:41,375 [Felicia] I mean, the worst he could've done was tag you. 64 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:42,500 Okay, fine, just give him his apology. 65 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,666 -Okay, good. -All right. So how you gonna do it? 66 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,791 Oh, no, you have to apologise. 67 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,750 On a video, by end of day, or he's pressing charges. 68 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:51,750 Listen. It's Eid, so I gotta stick with the family. 69 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:52,958 My mum usually hosts, 70 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:55,250 but I fucked that up this time, that's on me. 71 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:57,583 So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fam today. 72 00:02:57,666 --> 00:02:58,666 I have to make it right. 73 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:00,500 This is about your career, Shah. 74 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:02,208 Your credibility in your community 75 00:03:02,291 --> 00:03:04,541 for the people that you say you're doing all of this for. 76 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:11,166 -Has he got more followers than me? -Shah! 77 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:13,875 -[mobile phone beeps] -Shah Latif, here. 78 00:03:13,958 --> 00:03:15,666 Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating. 79 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:19,291 I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night. 80 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:21,375 You might've heard about it or seen it. 81 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:23,083 Well, I lived it. 82 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:26,208 And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. 83 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:29,000 I was acting out of sheer instinct. 84 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,791 Community is the most important thing in the world to me 85 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:36,416 and I would never take it for granted. 86 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,250 And there's nothing more painful to me 87 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:41,666 than to know that I might've hurt a member of my own community. 88 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:45,625 And to know that I might've betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply. 89 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:48,375 -You good, yeah? -Yeah, I'm good. You? 90 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,208 [people chattering indistinctly] 91 00:03:50,291 --> 00:03:51,291 Yeah. 92 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:53,500 So you've come to visit us lowly villagers? 93 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:55,041 [speaking Urdu] I'm nothing without your prayers. 94 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:57,958 [in English] Oxford-educated. But no sense. 95 00:03:58,041 --> 00:03:59,583 Why did you attack that young man? 96 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:02,708 Don't listen to him. Come, let's take a selfie. 97 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:05,500 [Shah] And I want you to know that I'm going to do 98 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:08,541 everything in my power to make up for it and to make it right. 99 00:04:10,791 --> 00:04:13,458 -Should've worn black. -Hm? 100 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:16,750 It would go better with the Animal Bitch's gold palace. 101 00:04:16,832 --> 00:04:18,041 Mm? 102 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,125 Eid is my day. 103 00:04:19,207 --> 00:04:21,041 It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy. 104 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:23,332 It's mine and she took it. 105 00:04:23,416 --> 00:04:25,291 You know one thing she doesn't have? 106 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:27,125 What? 107 00:04:27,207 --> 00:04:28,207 Her son. 108 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:30,791 Salim. The little golden boy. 109 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,207 [Tahira] Mr Dubai Bigshot. 110 00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:35,875 Always trying to compete with you. [speaking Hindi] 111 00:04:35,957 --> 00:04:38,625 [in English] Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second. 112 00:04:38,707 --> 00:04:39,916 Don't talk filthy. 113 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,041 [speaking Urdu] Tell me more... 114 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:46,082 [chuckles, in English] She doesn't have her main attraction. 115 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,082 You and me can be the stars of the show. 116 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:50,707 If we just... [clicks tongue] Come on. 117 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,332 You worried about what naughty Naila thinks? 118 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:55,000 -[speaking Urdu] Naked Naila! -Naked Naila! 119 00:04:55,082 --> 00:04:56,375 [in English] Oh, my God. 120 00:04:56,457 --> 00:04:57,875 [in Urdu] Naked Naila! 121 00:04:57,957 --> 00:05:00,750 [in English] And she always shows skin 'cause she got no style. 122 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:01,833 Look, where is she? 123 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:03,833 She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror 124 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:07,166 -to come host at her own party. -[Naila] Eid Mubarak! 125 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,750 So happy you could come! 126 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,083 [chattering indistinctly] 127 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:11,916 [gasps] Eid Mubarak! 128 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,083 [smooches] 129 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:17,041 [Tahira groans] 130 00:05:19,332 --> 00:05:20,416 Samina! 131 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:23,500 -[Samina] Eid Mubarak! -Eid Mubarak! 132 00:05:23,582 --> 00:05:25,041 So happy you could come. 133 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:28,082 We decided to co-host this year. [chuckles] 134 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:30,457 [speaking Urdu] This time you've really done wonders, Tahira! 135 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:32,541 You know how Naila is... 136 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,666 She can't handle it on her own. 137 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,957 All these decorations are from Shah's penthouse. 138 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:39,416 [both chuckle] 139 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,541 [in English] Qur'an says charity's a blessing. 140 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,875 [speaking Urdu] The food is in the garden. Please eat! 141 00:05:43,957 --> 00:05:45,207 -Eid Mubarak. -[Samina] Eid Mubarak. 142 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:47,082 -Eid Mubarak. -Eid Mubarak. 143 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,207 [in English] What the fuck? 144 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:50,000 -Don't leave my side. -Okay. 145 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:52,166 Don't leave my side. [chuckles nervously] 146 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,125 -Eid Mubarak. -Thank you for coming. 147 00:05:55,207 --> 00:05:57,541 [man 1] Hello, ladies. Eid Mubarak. 148 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,791 -[man 2] Eid Mubarak. -Ah. 149 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:02,625 [speaking Urdu] Brother Parvez, sit. 150 00:06:02,708 --> 00:06:04,750 -[in English] In Saeed's seat? -[man 2] Uh-huh. 151 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:06,041 Now he has passed, you're the eldest. 152 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:08,250 No, thank you. I am fine standing. 153 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:10,833 -Baba, got you your favourite. -Oh! 154 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:12,208 [Shah] Don't tell Mummy, yeah? 155 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:15,208 Is that how you're going to kill as Bond? By raising the blood sugar? 156 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,791 [men laughing] 157 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,832 Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers. 158 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:20,082 [speaking Urdu] I'd make a better Bond! 159 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:21,832 [men laughing] 160 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:23,541 [in English] Maybe. Yeah, maybe. 161 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:25,916 -Why don't you do a Pakistani film? -Something with Mahira Khan in it. 162 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,500 [speaking Urdu] No. No. This fanny speaks Urdu like a white boy. 163 00:06:28,582 --> 00:06:31,332 -[men laughing] -[mobile phone chimes] 164 00:06:34,541 --> 00:06:37,375 [people chattering indistinctly] 165 00:06:37,457 --> 00:06:41,541 [chuckling] 166 00:06:43,457 --> 00:06:45,332 [Felicia] Shah! Good first try, good first try. 167 00:06:45,416 --> 00:06:49,332 But I'm gonna need you to do another apology video. 168 00:06:49,416 --> 00:06:51,832 First, you forgot to say the words, "I'm sorry," 169 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:53,541 which is kind of key to the whole thing. 170 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,041 He's buff, nah? 171 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:57,457 -Q says he's gone mental. -Yeah, it's fucking hot. 172 00:06:57,541 --> 00:07:00,250 All right, sorry, can you man focus, please? 173 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:01,375 This is the latest. 174 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:03,916 Fuck. This guy likes you! 175 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Hmm... 176 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:10,625 [Felicia] Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop. 177 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:13,083 You said "community", like, ten times. 178 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,791 It feels like you're begging it. 179 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:16,457 Maybe down the brown? 180 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:17,916 I don't get it. What is the problem? 181 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 -Man likes you! -Oh, shut up, man! I'm 22, mate. 182 00:07:21,082 --> 00:07:22,750 I'm not really trying to get wifed up. 183 00:07:22,832 --> 00:07:25,125 [Felicia] Get it to me sooner rather than later. 184 00:07:25,207 --> 00:07:26,832 This is not going away. 185 00:07:26,916 --> 00:07:29,625 -[mobile phone beeps] -Hi, everyone. Shah Latif, here. 186 00:07:29,707 --> 00:07:34,166 Now, last night at the King's Museum, a brother and I came into conflict. 187 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:37,582 Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did. 188 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,957 And the brother in question perhaps should not have run at me 189 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,791 with a metal object, the way that he did. 190 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:46,957 "Muba is a community-led--" 191 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,832 It's not fucking community-led. 192 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:50,207 [Shah] The fact is, we're all in this together. 193 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:53,000 And in the future, I promise to use my platform 194 00:07:53,082 --> 00:07:55,250 not to lash out, but to reach out. 195 00:07:55,332 --> 00:07:57,041 [mobile phone keyboard tapping] 196 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,875 -Bro? -[whispering] "Muba is for--" 197 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,916 You want some chai or something? 198 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,083 -No. "Muba--" -Bro, we good? 199 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,375 I'm good. Are you good? 200 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,875 -Yeah, I'm good, bro. Are we good? -I'm good. Are you good? 201 00:08:08,958 --> 00:08:10,750 -Yeah, I'm good. -Oh, good then. 202 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:13,041 -[Zulfi] "Muba not Uber--" -What you doing? 203 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,208 Trying to focus, man, and you are distracting me. 204 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:16,625 -All right. -Yes. 205 00:08:16,707 --> 00:08:18,291 You know, they've got them little ladoos over there 206 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,000 with the pink and green balls. You want 'em? 207 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,375 Big man, please. I don't want ladoos right now, okay? 208 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:24,375 I just wanna concentrate. 209 00:08:24,457 --> 00:08:25,916 Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand? 210 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:28,875 [Shah] Oh, yeah. Shit. In a bit, yeah? 211 00:08:28,957 --> 00:08:31,082 Don't bring me no ladoos. "Muba for the..." 212 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:34,375 [chattering indistinctly] 213 00:08:36,915 --> 00:08:38,250 [Shah] Hey. 214 00:08:38,332 --> 00:08:40,207 -Assalamu-Alaikum. -Assalamu-Alaikum. 215 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:41,750 -You okay? -Where have you been? 216 00:08:41,832 --> 00:08:44,040 I've just been checking on Baba and Zulfi. 217 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:46,415 Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me! 218 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,790 So, if I just die standing here all alone-- 219 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,290 Please. Please don't do this now. 220 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,708 -You left me. -And I'm sorry. 221 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:54,290 -[Naila gasps] Salim! -I'll make it up to you-- 222 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:55,540 [speaking Urdu] My Salim is coming! 223 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:59,540 [suspenseful Bollywood music playing] 224 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,500 [Naila speaking Urdu] Salim! My child! 225 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:06,500 Salim! 226 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,541 [groans] 227 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:12,208 [Naila] Salim! 228 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,458 [suspenseful music continues] 229 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,333 Ah. 230 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:28,083 [male singer vocalizing] 231 00:09:31,666 --> 00:09:33,415 -[music stops] -Ah, beta! 232 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,540 [crowd exclaiming] 233 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,040 [in English] Look, Mr Dubai. 234 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:39,290 -I can't believe you're here. -Look at him. The dancing monkey. 235 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:42,875 Doing his mother's dirty bidding. Making Russian prostitutes pregnant. 236 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,208 -Look! -No, he's not, Mummy. 237 00:09:44,290 --> 00:09:45,958 That was a joke that I just made. 238 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,625 [Zulfi] Come on, my guy! Eid Mubarak! 239 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:50,415 Oh, look at that fresh prey. Zulfi. 240 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,915 Weakest of us all. 241 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,833 -You good? -Yeah, I'm good, man. 242 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,165 Don't leave, Shaju. She's coming. Don't leave. 243 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,833 Shah beta, can I borrow your mummy for a minute? 244 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,500 I need my co-host in the kitchen. 245 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,250 -Okay, we were just gonna-- -Okay, okay. 246 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,000 -No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go... -Yeah? All right. 247 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:06,041 [speaking Urdu] I need your help with dessert. 248 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:10,875 [in English] Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this. Okay? 249 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,875 It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know? 250 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:14,958 It's off the charts. 251 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:17,125 People want more community-driven rideshare options. 252 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,875 [Shah] Yes, Salim! Yes! 253 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:20,125 -[Salim] What you saying, bro? -[Shah] Yes! 254 00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:21,208 -You good? -Look at this guy. 255 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:22,916 -You good? -Yeah! Come join us. 256 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,041 -Yeah. I was gonna do that anyway. -[Zulfi] We're busy. 257 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,541 Here, I got you some ladoos, bro. 258 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:27,666 -Thank you. -Yeah. 259 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,125 Sorry, I never got you none but... 260 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:30,291 -How you been? -I've been good, bro. 261 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,540 Yeah? You been, breaking shit. 262 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,915 What do you mean by that? 263 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:36,915 -Glass ceilings. -Thank you. 264 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,500 -Trying, man. -Glass ceilings. 265 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,208 -And that guy's arm. -[grunting] 266 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:41,625 It's just a fracture. 267 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,333 Hey, just to bring us back to what we were talking about before you got here. 268 00:10:44,415 --> 00:10:45,708 -Yeah. -Um, you know, 269 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:47,625 our number of drivers are growing by the day. 270 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:50,000 We'll be in all key five boroughs by June, so. 271 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:53,125 Muba! Sick idea, innit? I've been there from day one. I remember. 272 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,665 Bro, I'm so proud of this guy. So proud-- 273 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,875 And you know what's amazing, he's always been an entrepreneur. 274 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,958 If anything, you just went from selling grams to Instagram. 275 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,625 Just out of interest, what's... 276 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,416 What's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything? 277 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,125 No... No problems whatsoever. No issues. 278 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:15,666 And just for clarity, erm, I didn't go inside for selling maal-- 279 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,583 It's just a bit of violent disorder. 280 00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:20,000 -It was self-defence. -It was my fault in a way. 281 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,416 He's a ride-or-die and he was there for me. 282 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,750 Any credit issues, though? 283 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:26,291 No credit issues, because I'm going all in with everything that I've got. 284 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:30,250 Right? So if you need any credit, you need financing just talk to me. 285 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,415 Sorry, I was under the impression we were coming in seed round 286 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,958 rather than sort of series A. 287 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,625 You see this conversation here. 288 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:40,125 This is in fact the closest he's been to the business. 289 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:41,208 -[laughs] Right! -Okay. 290 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:43,083 And in fact, I'll be honest with you. It's too close. 291 00:11:43,165 --> 00:11:45,165 Okay. Well, give me back my dildos then. 292 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,540 [hesitates] 293 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,708 Er, you know, for me, personally, 294 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:52,208 the most important quality about Muba 295 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,958 is in fact the quality of the relationships. 296 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,375 We're not just there for them when we want. 297 00:11:57,458 --> 00:12:00,458 Because that's bullshit. That's fake. [scoffs] 298 00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,791 -Get the fuck off me, bro. -I don't know him. 299 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,708 And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer service. 300 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:10,666 -That's my thing. -That's one thing I picked up in Dubai. 301 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,416 That's what we do best. Hospitality. That's our culture. 302 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:16,250 One might say, the Muslim way of doing business. 303 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,333 I love the idea. 304 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:19,375 Gonna present it to the guys, see what they say-- 305 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:23,625 What, you taking this... You trying to get investment from Dubai? 306 00:12:25,541 --> 00:12:27,833 -Yeah, okay. Yeah. -[mobile phone chimes] 307 00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:29,083 -You been? -No. 308 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,750 No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with, you know... 309 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,083 Well, like... With the... 310 00:12:33,165 --> 00:12:35,540 But, I mean, what the fuck's this guy gonna do in Dubai, man? 311 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,915 Ain't gonna let you in. You don't wanna go there, man. 312 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,125 I'm all in, yeah? Remember that. 313 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,458 It was disrespectful, he referred to your quiff like that. 314 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:48,125 There was no need. It looks good. 315 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:50,000 [Felicia, on mobile] Shah! Got your second apology. 316 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:52,040 Yeah, that's not gonna work. 317 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:54,458 First of all, what was up with that background? 318 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,000 If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology 319 00:12:57,083 --> 00:13:00,958 for being a rich arsehole. Also, you forgot to say sorry again. 320 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,750 [speaking Urdu] First class preparation, Naila. 321 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,875 Mm-hmm. 322 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,291 Been learning from you for years. 323 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:08,708 [in English] Next year, Eid is back at yours, na? 324 00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:10,416 Oh, absolutely, yes. 325 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,916 Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila. 326 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,208 [speaking Urdu] Tahira, don't get offended... 327 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:17,625 Is everything okay at home? 328 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:22,416 -Yes. Why? -Oh, nothing. 329 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:26,916 Just because today... I was looking at Shah and I felt... 330 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,250 [in English] I worry for him. For all of you. 331 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,791 It's so much pressure. 332 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,290 That's very kind of you to worry, Naila. 333 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,790 -But I'm-- -I see a bit of your sister in him. 334 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,958 Does Shahjehan have someone he can talk to? 335 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,208 He has me. 336 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:51,708 Ruqaya had you too, but she needed more help, na? 337 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,250 [speaking Urdu] Look at Ainy, poor girl... 338 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,583 [in English] She doesn't know anything-- 339 00:13:55,665 --> 00:13:56,665 Naila, please. 340 00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:58,708 It's all good. 341 00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,916 My son is going to be the next James Bond. 342 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,875 -We all couldn't be more proud. -Mmm. 343 00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:06,000 [speaking Urdu] Times have changed, Tahira... 344 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,750 [in English] It's okay to talk about these struggles now. Really. 345 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,708 Thank you. It's all good. 346 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,083 It's first class. 347 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,500 [paper rustles] 348 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:39,833 [scoffs] 349 00:14:39,915 --> 00:14:40,915 [typing] 350 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 [tense music playing] 351 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,708 -[mobile phone beeps] -[music stops] 352 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,625 [reporter on TV speaking Hindi] 353 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,500 -[man, in English] Is this true, Parvez? -Hmm... 354 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:11,291 -[man] Well, all that time in Hollywood... -[mobile phone chimes, buzzes] 355 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,375 [Felicia, on mobile] Shah, we need that apology. 356 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,666 We're running out of time. I've literally written it out for you. 357 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,500 Just find a quiet, neutral room, record it and send it back now! 358 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,416 Before it's too fucking late! Okay? 359 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:26,875 [upbeat music playing] 360 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,583 Fuck's sake. 361 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,250 [music stops] 362 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,708 [music continues] 363 00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:43,790 [music stops] 364 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,458 -Am I interrupting something? -[Salim sighs] 365 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,875 [clicks tongue] Yeah. 366 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:52,958 [chuckles] A conversation. 367 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,958 Can you fucking close the door, please? 368 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,458 -Thank you. -[door closes] 369 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,125 Is this, like... Are you two, um-- 370 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,500 -I like her. -We've been texting. 371 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:03,666 -Texting? Wow. -So, wait, how long's this been going on? 372 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,916 -Three months. -Six months. Three months? 373 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,250 Okay, so this is nothing? 374 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,000 Can we please not do this in front of Shah? 375 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,083 -I'm chill. I'm not gonna tell anyone-- -Why'd I come here? 376 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,708 -Can we not do this in front of Shah? -I came here for you. 377 00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:15,083 But I never asked you to, did I? 378 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,625 -But I asked me to-- -But I never-- Calm down. 379 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:18,875 I never fucking asked you to. 380 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,291 And this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about. 381 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,666 -This is the whole problem. -So you didn't come here to see Zulfi 382 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,083 -for the thing? -No. Yes. 383 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,166 Does he know, by the way? 384 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,458 -Oh, for fuck's sake! -[Shah] No, I'm not-- 385 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:28,791 Well, yeah, he's gonna find out now, isn't he? 386 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,416 I'm not gonna say anything. I've got your back. I've got your back. 387 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,208 [Salim] Look, we don't have to tell anyone. 388 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:37,833 But let's just be real about what this is because this is something, right? 389 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:41,625 -Me and you both know it-- -What does that even mean, bro? [scoffs] 390 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:45,333 You live a million miles away, okay? You have a whole life. 391 00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:49,333 You have fucking house keys, car key... So many keys! 392 00:16:49,415 --> 00:16:50,708 Okay? I have one key. 393 00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:51,875 I can give you keys. 394 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,750 I don't want your keys, okay? I want mine. 395 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,290 Yo, can I just step in here for a minute? 396 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,665 Offer maybe a different perspective from my own more mature experience, yeah? 397 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,791 I want an honest answer from both of you, okay? 398 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,000 -All right? -[Q] All right. 399 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,375 Now, let's say... Let's say you've been texting. 400 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:10,500 There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand. 401 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,083 -All right? Yeah? You can relate, right? -[Salim] Mmm. 402 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:19,833 You send her a message, a heartfelt one. Instead of it going green, it goes grey. 403 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,375 What does that mean to you? 404 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,708 -It means you're blocked. -Blocked. 405 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:26,625 -Fuck off. Really? -[Q] Yeah. 406 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,416 -Let me just show you this. -Okay, I'm gonna ask you to leave now. 407 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,416 -Can I show you this quickly? -[Q] No, no, no. Oi. 408 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,083 -[door creaks open] -Don't say anything to anyone. 409 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,250 [whispers] I'm chill. 410 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,083 Salim, yeah. 411 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,875 He's not fuckin' chill. 412 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:46,833 [people calling to prayer in distance] 413 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:50,333 Er, with Saeed gone, who will lead the prayer? 414 00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:52,541 -Pasha? -[Pasha] Okay. 415 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:56,000 Oh, he recites beautifully, but I think, er, I should lead. 416 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,333 -How will you? Seated? -[Parvez] I won't be seated. 417 00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,166 -Parvez Bhai, think about it. -So true. 418 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,583 [man] Let someone else lead. 419 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:05,416 Listen, you asswipes. I can run circles around you idiots. 420 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,625 I will lead. 421 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,125 [Yasmin] "By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, 422 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,708 an icon of the white establishment, 423 00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:21,666 Shah Latif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction." 424 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,833 "And so he joins a long line of Brown men 425 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:27,791 who think that, by becoming our oppressor, he's somehow liberating all of us. 426 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:31,000 "And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white." 427 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:38,708 [sighs] 428 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:42,833 [softly] Come on. 429 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:46,916 [chanting Takbir] 430 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,125 [chanting fades] 431 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,333 [sighs] 432 00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:56,166 -[mobile phone beeps] -Hey! Shah Latif, here. 433 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,125 I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum 434 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:02,958 that was both unfortunate and avoidable, and I'm deeply sorry. 435 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,375 [angrily mimicking] 436 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:05,750 Fucking pathetic! 437 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,958 [chanting prayers] 438 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,541 -[mobile phone beeps] -Shah Latif, here. 439 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,291 Last night at the King's Museum, I... 440 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,541 fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object, 441 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,541 and apparently, I'm the one who has to apologise! 442 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,000 [prayer continues] 443 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,458 -[mobile phone beeps] -Hi! Shah Latif here. 444 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:30,291 Literally nothing to apologise for. Trying to save my career and my life. 445 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,791 So fuck you and your little TikTok, you little cu-- 446 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,916 [murmuring prayers] 447 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,291 [prayer continues] 448 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,458 [low, suspenseful music playing] 449 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,375 [prayers continue in distance] 450 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,708 [suspenseful music builds up] 451 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,666 [line ringing] 452 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,583 [music intensifies, then stops] 453 00:20:03,666 --> 00:20:04,666 -[ringing stops] -[Sid] Hello? 454 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,083 Yeah, hi. Is this Sid? 455 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,125 Er, yeah. Hi? 456 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,166 Hi. This is Shah Latif. 457 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,250 -Is it? What, actually? -Yeah, it is, actually. 458 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,000 Can-- Bro, I just wanna say... 459 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:24,125 I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday. 460 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,166 No excuses. I was bang out of order. 461 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,750 I just don't know what came over me. 462 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:33,500 I really hope you can find it in... in... in your heart 463 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:37,833 -to please forgive me. -Yo. 464 00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:41,000 I appreciate this, man. Like, I really do. 465 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,916 I was gonna call my lawyers, erm, but then, the fact you called, man. 466 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,750 Oh, bro, it's been... It's been eatin' me up the whole day! 467 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:50,416 I can't tell you how much this means, man. Legit. 468 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,375 [Shah sighs, chuckles slightly] Well-- 469 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:56,375 Do you mind just sending me what you just said? 470 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:57,708 Like, in a recording? 471 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,458 -Sorry? -I need the engagement, bro. 472 00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:04,416 Right. I mean, I-- 473 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,041 -I guess so. -[Sid] Nice, man. Appreciate it. 474 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,875 All right. Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate. 475 00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:12,166 Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah? 476 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,708 Mmm-hmm. I will do. 477 00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,291 All right. Safe. Safe. 478 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,583 -[grunts] -[mobile phone thuds] 479 00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:26,125 [scoffs] 480 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,208 [muffled screaming in distance] 481 00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,208 -[woman] Parvez. -[man] Parvez. 482 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,583 [all murmuring in concern] 483 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,916 -Whoa, whoa, whoa... Baba? -[Zulfi] Excuse me, please? 484 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,375 -Baba? You all right? -Yeah. 485 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:38,916 -[Shah] What happened? -He fell. Move! 486 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,833 What? Why wasn't he praying on a chair already? 487 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,000 -[Zulfi] Shush. -[Shah] Wanna sit down? 488 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,083 -Yeah. [groans] -[Zulfi] Come. 489 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,083 -Easy. -[Zulfi] Baba, how's your breathing? Okay? 490 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,125 -[sighs] -[Shah] You okay? Huh? 491 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,291 -Why didn't you sit him down? -Now you wanna be involved? 492 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,208 What the fuck's that supposed to mean? I'm doing something inside-- 493 00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,541 Yeah, for yourself. Don't come at me. 494 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,458 You always fucking wanna be the hero and you're never around. 495 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:55,750 [speaking Urdu] Be quiet, Zulfi. Quiet, kid. 496 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,250 -[in English] All right, calm down. Huh? -[Tahira] Zulfi. 497 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,333 [speaking Urdu] Baba? You okay? 498 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,416 -[in English] Is anyone getting any water? -[Q] Yeah-- 499 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,750 Uncle, do you wanna get a blanket or something? 500 00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:03,833 [chuckles] 501 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,791 -What? Are you good, bro? -[Zulfi chuckling] 502 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:08,625 Bro, are you good? 503 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,833 -What's going on? -Are you dumb? 504 00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:13,458 He's a fucking diabetic and you're giving him boxes of sweets. 505 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,541 [speaking Urdu] Well done, son! 506 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,250 [in English] Shall I just fuck off again, yeah? 507 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,041 You're better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying? 508 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,333 No, no, what? He's not my dad, he's your dad. 509 00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,833 -[Tahira] Shaju. Shaju. -What? 510 00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:24,250 -You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah? -How? 511 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,083 Fucking, "Yeah, my people this, my--" 512 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,625 How the fuck you gonna help your people 513 00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,625 if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks? 514 00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:31,000 -[woman] Zulfi! -[crowd exclaims] 515 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,875 It's okay. He's just crying about last night, bro. 516 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:35,333 "You came here to take care of me?" You came for a free fucking meal, bro. 517 00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:38,333 I saw you giving out your business cards like some sweaty little minicab driver. 518 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,041 -Allow it, bro. Come on. -He's a leech... 519 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,166 Tell the truth. You been leeching off me my whole life! 520 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,666 Only now, you're trying to leech off this dickhead! 521 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,958 Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas. 522 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,666 He's trying to chirps your little sister. 523 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,083 -What? -Only chirpsing. 524 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,666 -I love her! -All right! What the fuck, man? 525 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:52,833 Are you fucking... Are you mad? 526 00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:55,125 Listen, don't listen to him. He's lost the fucking plot. 527 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,833 He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer. 528 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,750 -What? What freezer? -In the garage, he's been talking to it. 529 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:01,250 -Are you talking to a pig's head? -What if I have? 530 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,375 -[Tahira] What? -What if I have? 531 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,791 Better listener than any of you lot. 532 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:05,458 That's what happens when you're related to you guys! 533 00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:07,416 I'm not the first family member to lose my mind. 534 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,500 -Oi! Enough! -Shaju! 535 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,416 [crowd murmuring] 536 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,500 [speaking Urdu] 537 00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:12,916 [speaking Hindi] Get out! Ask everyone's forgiveness. 538 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 [in English] Why are you saying... [speaking Hindi ] Get out ...to me? 539 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,083 -Shaju. -[in English] No, no! I'm asking, 540 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,208 why is he saying that to me? Baba, what did I do? What did I do? 541 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:20,166 I'm trying to fucking make a difference. I'm not just sat there, 542 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,958 fucking complaining about everything, while you lot all judge me! 543 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,750 Huh? Why you fucking touching me? 544 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:25,958 -Don't touch me! -[shushing] 545 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,208 I'm trying to change the world! All right? 546 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:29,333 So everyone doesn't look at you 547 00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:32,833 and think you're some fucking worthless, stinking, bitter, Paki! 548 00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:33,916 [crowd gasps loudly] 549 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,541 Get the fuck out of here before I spark you-- 550 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,041 Oh, I'm the problem, am I? She blames you for what happened to your mum, bro. 551 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,583 -[yells] Shaju! -[crowd gasps] 552 00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:40,666 [all quiet down] 553 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,833 [sighs deeply] 554 00:23:55,041 --> 00:23:58,791 ["Saqia Aur Pila" by Sabri Brothers playing] 555 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:05,791 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 43994

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