All language subtitles for [ofzmMEMsUOI].en-US

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish Download
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,504 -Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"! 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:08,242 You're here. You made it. Thank you for watching at home. 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,077 Let's get to some news. 4 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:11,378 Well, guys, the big story continues to be the war 5 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:12,679 in the Middle East. 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:16,183 Yep, we've now been stuck in Iran for almost a month, 7 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,986 which is also the current wait time at airport security. 8 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,320 -Oh. 9 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,189 -Yeah, it's now week four of the war, 10 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,992 and it still feels like Trump has no idea how to end it. 11 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,226 Today, he announced that he's sending in 12 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,362 the guy from "Reacher." 13 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:31,732 Yeah, this was going to be a quick regime change, 14 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,667 but we're still there. 15 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,302 Trump's like, "Iran was supposed to be a spring fling, 16 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:38,872 but we've become Instagram official." 17 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,475 But today, Trump said that JD Vance and Marco Rubio 18 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,977 are now helping in talks to end the war. 19 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,013 Yeah, this is like when the Cat in the Hat makes a huge mess 20 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,749 and brings in Thing 1 and Thing 2. 21 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:52,553 Yeah. 22 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,255 [ Cheers and applause ] 23 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:57,858 Trump said he's been negotiating with Iran to end the war, 24 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,426 but admitted that he hasn't spoken 25 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,094 with their Supreme Leader. 26 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,462 He wants to, though. 27 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:03,697 Just listen to what Trump's been saying about it 28 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:04,998 behind closed doors. 29 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,640 -He tried, he tried. 30 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,642 [ Cheers and applause ] 31 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,080 Some more news from Washington. 32 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,816 Last night, the Senate confirmed Markwayne Mullin 33 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:58,085 as the new secretary of Homeland Security. 34 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:00,120 Yep, the vote was split in half, 35 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,323 just like his first name should be. 36 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:06,226 I saw that Trump just installed a statue of Christopher Columbus 37 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,861 on the White House grounds. 38 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:10,030 Some people are upset about it. Check out what they're saying. 39 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,565 For instance, this person said... 40 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,969 This person said... 41 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,642 Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said... 42 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:29,216 Then this person said... 43 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,254 Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said... 44 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,457 Then this person said... 45 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:43,130 Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said... 46 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:45,799 Then this person said... 47 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,737 Then Kevin Hart's wax statue said... 48 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,574 Then this person said... 49 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,679 Then Kevin Hart's statue said... 50 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,015 And finally, President Trump said... 51 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,855 I didn't expect him to do that. 52 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,090 [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ 53 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,093 And finally, everybody, Samsung customers are upset 54 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,895 after the company started running commercials 55 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,764 on some of their smart refrigerators. 56 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,199 Yeah, it's not a great feeling when you walk up to your fridge, 57 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,869 and it starts playing ads for Ozempic. 58 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,103 We have a great show, everyone. 59 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,738 Give it up for The Roots right there. 60 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:28,475 [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ 61 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,210 -♪ Ha-ahh! ♪ 62 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,117 -Whoa! Oh! 63 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,453 Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. 64 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,255 What a show we have for you tonight. 65 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,290 She is a Grammy-winning artist 66 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,326 who's currently on her Little Miss Drama Tour. 67 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:49,530 She also has a new haircare line called Grow Good, 68 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,565 which is on sale April 15th. 69 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,535 Cardi B is here tonight! 70 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:57,571 [ Cheers and applause ] 71 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,507 That's our pal. 72 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,376 Social-media personality 73 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,345 Alix Earle is joining us, as well, tonight. 74 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,981 [ Cheers and applause ] 75 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,683 She has some news. 76 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:13,153 He is the starting guard for the Philadelphia 76ers. 77 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:17,357 NBA All-Star Tyrese Maxey is here tonight. 78 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:20,694 Whoo! He's great. 79 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:24,398 And speaking of great, we have great music from Snail Mail! 80 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:27,201 [ Cheers and applause ] 81 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:29,136 -Ooh! -Fantastic. 5710

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.