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I've already given you 15 extra minutes.

I've already been in here.

You weren't in here?

I was.

It's time to get up.

You got to go to college.

Oh, man.

I'm kind of already a little hard.

Maybe you can help me out real quick before I go.

Nikki, your dad's home.

I can't today.

Oh, he's still home?

He is still home.

Oh, man.

Who's just real quick?

Nikki, we can't.

Your dad is home.

I'm just real quick.

Come on.

You know I got a long day ahead.

I understand that, but your dad is home.

Come on.

Hold on.

All right.

And, you know, I don't like being called mom.

I already told you this.

All right, stepmom.

Whatever.

Just help me out here, all right?

Okay.

It's got to be quick.

There you go.

How about, um, can you maybe show me a little something?

It'll help.

I'll make it quicker.

Oh.

I don't see how it would make a difference.

It'll make a difference.

Oh.

I guess.

That's so much better.

And remember, we have to be quick.

That's fine.

I'll be quick.

And you know I'm only doing this because it helps you focus in college.

I know.

It'll definitely help clear my head for the day.

This still isn't okay because I am your stepmom.

I know, but you know this...

Sorry.

Have you seen my pants?

I can't find them anywhere.

I come already late for my meeting.

Have you seen my pants?

They're on the ironing board.

You asked me to iron them yesterday.

Oh, shit.

That's right.

I did.

Oh, so they're, okay.

So they're still at the ironing board then?

Yeah, so they don't get wrinkled.

Okay.

All right, cool.

Um, is everything all right?

Like, what's going on?

Yeah, Nikki's just having a little upset.

Tell me.

So I'm trying to ease it before he goes to college.

Well, we got that pink stuff in the fridge.

You can just give him that.

Yeah.

I'll check him out and make sure he's okay.

All right.

All right.

You've got that handled.

All right.

All right.

Fine.

I gotta go to my meeting.

You handle it.

Bye.

Nikki, I told you this was not a good idea because your dad was home.

You know what?

No.

You know what?

Just get up and... Well, he's leaving now.

No.

Just get up and get ready for class.

What are you doing?

Just trying to get a little more action, you know?

Nikki, I already told you no.

Your dad is home.

Oh, come on.

I was so close.

You know, a little more.

Nikki, no.

Why?

Your dad is home.

I mean, I don't see him right now.

Where is he?

I know this is our morning routine and it helps you, but we cannot do it today.

Just a little bit?

No.

Real quick.

Come on.

I was kind of... I was so ready.

No.

Go sit down and I will bring you some food.

What?

No.

Go sit down and I will bring you some food.

This sucks.

Nikki, why aren't you eating?

I'm just not really that hungry, honestly.

What's going on?

I mean, my whole ritual is kind of out of whack.

My morning is just not how it used to be.

I understand that.

And normally we do this every morning so you can focus.

But your dad's home today and we can't.

Come on.

It's not even in the room.

Do it real quick.

I cannot focus this way, please.

Nikki, you might have to.

You're telling me to eat.

I can't even think to eat.

I'm sorry, but we can't this morning.

I can't eat.

I can't have my morning routine the way it's supposed to be.

I can't.

I don't even think I can go to class.

Hold on.

Let me see where your dad's at.

I think he's in the shower.

I think he is too.

Okay, this will have to be quick.

Understand?

Yeah, whatever.

Like I told you, this has to be quick.

And it's only for you to focus.

It's fine.

Come on though.

Let me out a little bit here.

I think the shower stopped.

You have to hurry.

It's fine.

He's still in there.

You have to be quick.

You know, honestly, the hand's not really doing it.

What if you use your mouth?

You've done that before.

It'll help.

That is... It'll be so much quicker.

Mmm... Fine.

Quick.

That is so much better.

Remember, quick.

Alright.

I'm off to see the wizard, I guess.

What are you doing on the ground?

Did something break?

No, nothing broke.

Nicky, he said he dropped his phone.

His phone's right there.

Nicky!

Yeah, there it is.

Alright, alright, whatever.

Are you making the meatloaf I like tonight?

Yes, just for you.

Alright, cool.

Thank you.

Alright, I'll see you guys later.

Have a good day!

Good luck!

Alright.

Okay.

Well, now he's gone.

Okay, still.

I mean, yeah, it'll be quick.

It's fine.

Okay, just remember.

Now you're pushing your time to go to school.

Oh, yeah, that's so much better.

Really glad Dad's not home now.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You know what?

I don't know what it is, but I think Dad might have thrown my rhythm off.

I don't think I'm going to be able to come this way.

What about the thing we do once in a while?

Can we do that?

Nicky, this is bad enough.

We've only done that a couple of times.

Yeah, well, now is going to be one of those times.

Come on.

They have really screwed everything up.

I understand that, but that's kind of crossing the line.

And absolutely nobody can know what we do on a normal anyways.

And that, that's just kind of pushing it.

Come on, it'll be so much quicker if we do it that way.

Fine.

How do you want me?

I mean, just stand over on the chair.

Like this?

Yeah, that'll work.

Yeah, that'll work.

All right.

This feels so much better.

I'm glad I can help you out.

Definitely helping me out.

So much better.

How

does this feel for you?

Just stop talking.

I never told you that you actually feel way better than my girlfriend.

Nicky, stop talking when we're doing this.

I already told you.

Focus on what we're doing.

Just feels really good.

Mmm.

Nicky, are you almost done?

Yeah, almost.

You're going to be late for school.

Okay.

I mean, we can finish that position with no leg.

Okay, you... You have to be quick.

You can't be late.

Okay.

Mmm.

Oh, yes.

What did you just do?

Uh, I just came.

Inside me?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, I did.

I thought I told you last time you cannot do this.

Like, oh, now I have to go get cleaned up and get a plan B.

Oh, shit.

And you need to go to school.

All right, fine, all right.

All right, I'll get myself ready.

Oh, god.

They're still cereal.