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What's up, sis?

Hey.

You know mom and dad hate it when you smoke.

Smoking?

That's no problem.

You want one?

It's just... Hypocrite.

Well, you know, you got to live the dream.

Live the propaganda.

Oh, wait.

How do you get puke later?

That's so boring.

Family reunions aren't supposed to be fun, though.

I feel like they are supposed to be fun.

You're supposed to enjoy your family.

Like, to the fullest extent.

Whatever.

That's why I'm back here smoking.

When did we ever enjoy it?

I don't know.

Every chance you got, you were out.

I'm going out with my friends, mom.

Whatever.

I like to have fun, so... And what guy's house were you going over?

I don't know where.

Andy, Brandon, Caleb, David.

Oh, the list is after that.

I don't want to know all of this.

I don't know all of this, right?

That's enough.

Frank.

Stop.

Gary.

God.

Harry.

Isaiah.

Isaiah.

That's a nice one.

Jacob.

Jericho.

Yes, you are.

Lauren.

Was Harry Harry?

I love Harry bad.

You can breathe that.

I don't know about that.

I haven't really gone that far.

Yeah, I got that.

I'm still up now.

And of course we have to live next to the fucking airport.

I know, right?

6 o'clock, wake up call.

I'm gonna work.

So, why so gloomy, though?

I mean, I know this is boring, but... what's going on?

I'm just bored.

They don't let us drink.

They don't let us smoke.

It's like they still think we're five or something.

I don't know about you, but I'm definitely getting into Pauline's punch.

Are you?

That can be fun.

I want some.

They'll let you get away with it because you're a dude.

I don't get away with shit.

I'm a dude.

You have to sneak me some.

No, I'm just sly.

You pour the drink in front of mom and she's like, what are you doing?

It's my right.

I'm of age.

So, it's not in mom's eyes you're not.

This is America.

America I can drink.

If I can go to war, I can drink too.

Oh, it's so bright out here.

I know, I love it.

I'm like tanning my skin.

I'm already there.

Wrong side.

Comparison.

What?

Really?

Oh, crap.

Bye.

I guess I have to ditch this too.

Coming.

See you.

I'm gonna go inside.

Come inside later though.

Alright, I'll come inside.

Please, are you in your room?

Please, come on in.

Alright, just let it go.

What?

What do you want?

Oh, so you've got sneaky, huh?

I got some fun.

Damn.

That's a good kind too.

What's with the horn in the back?

I don't know.

Oh, thanks.

This neighborhood is so crazy.

Cheers.

It's got the same zing to it.

To the straw?

A little extra in there today.

You should be careful where you lay.

Why?

I mean, I think grandpa died here.

I mean, I'm sure they've cleaned it and stuff.

Is that the same?

I know.

It's just great style.

I'm gonna sit on the corner over here.

Thanks for bringing back that memory.

You're welcome.

I just feel like they probably got down and stuff here now.

Like family grandma.

Don't spill your drink.

Did you really just tongue flap that?

I did it.

Anyways, I don't even think they noticed that we're gone.

Now you're full of energy and happy now.

They're like all drunk.

Yeah, cause now we're getting a little drunk.

I'm a little fun.

Maybe it's Harry Harry.

I wish it was Harry Harry.

I don't know.

So... Should I just chug it?

Chug it.

Should I?

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

Pussy.

Don't make that face.

There you go.

What's going on?

I drunk a McGee.

Good shit.

I'm gonna go at the bottom of the cup.

Almost.

I can see straight through it.

Finish it off.

Oh gosh, fam's having a great time.

I don't know how they're laughing all out there.

Seriously?

Grandpa's rolling over in his grave right now.

Oh no.

No.

No, no.

He's in the grave.

No.

Oh, someone's getting a little drunk, eh?

Whatever.

I miss hanging out with you.

You were so much fun when we were little.

I hate when you lie to me, but I also like it too.

Whatever.

We had fun.

Don't you think we had fun?

What happened with that girl?

That Suella?

Susan.

Susan.

That girl you were dating?

Yeah, my canary.

Your canary?

Yeah, she was bird-chested.

She was bird-chested?

Flat-chested.

I don't get that.

Oh, are you still together?

No, I dropped her because she was bird-chested.

What?

She was cute.

No, but I mean... Oh my god, that's so fucked up.

Okay, coming from the girl that has her long list of guys that she plowed.

What was the reason?

Yeah, but I didn't break up with them because they had small penises.

Okay, then.

How did you...

Yeah, that's what I thought.

So, I'm gonna, you know, yeah, why you think on that.

I think I need more.

Oh, will you give me another one?

I threw my cup and I'm too lazy to get it.

Thank you.

You're so spoiled.

Thanks, bro.

My doctorate degree from college.

I learned a lot in college.

I got a drain.

I'm gonna stop.

You have a dress.

Yeah, I was gonna stop myself there because the

comment I was gonna make would piss you off.

You talk too much.

I know.

Bye, junkie.

Don't leave me up with her for having no boobs.

That's so neat.

It's like no heart in there.

I wonder if she wants to see my boobs.

Don't leave me.

I'm gonna show you my boobs.

Oh, no.

It's gonna be like a blood.

Should I be bouncing?

Surprise!

Whoa.

What happened to your shirt?

I lost it.

It's around here somewhere.

Okay.

Is it too hot in here or something?

Oh, thank you.

No, dude.

I think I'm jumping over there.

Oh, I thought about it,

Hi.

Hi.

Hey.

Am I bird-chested?

Uh, no.

Oh, my gosh, you're so mean.

You say I'm mean.

They're big, though.

They're like a long time ago.

I don't know if you remember when I got them, but I remember.

These boys were like...

Yeah, because I had to listen to all this shit.

Hey, man, your sister's got a nice rack.

No, I'm sure it was great for you, but it wasn't great for me.

But your sister does have a nice rack, though.

Say it.

Say it.

My sister has a nice rack.

My step-sister has a nice rack.

Whatever.

Even better, don't you think?

Yeah, but you don't think this is a little, you know... A little what?

I'm not precocious.

I don't know what that means.

A little too much.

A little too much?

I mean, you don't really have to play with them like that.

I'm not playing with them.

I just, I really like this bra, because it, like... Oh, look, it's like a two-in-one.

Isn't it pretty?

That's cool.

God, that's see-through material.

But then why... Don't you want to see through it?

I bet most guys would, but, you know...

Wow, you really, you really got into that punch, didn't you?

Don't you want to see that?

Do you?

Come on.

Shh, we won't tell anybody.

You'd better not tell anybody.

It'll be fun.

It looks like I don't have a choice.

What?

Wow.

They jiggle like they're real.

Because they are real.

I really can't believe you took off your bra.

Shh.

I thought you were kidding, dude.

This is what I did in the comments.

Cover them up, cover them up, cover them up.

If someone comes in here, they're gonna think, you know... No.

Maybe we're, like, checking for, like, maybe... Should I lock the door?

Yes, go.

This is such a good idea.

You're not gonna be crazy, right?

I know.

I'm doing this showing you my boobs.

People do this in France, like, all the time.

Yeah, but we're not in France.

Oh, James, teach him.

No, no, no.

I can't, I can't, I can't.

Just, like, poke it.

You poke it for me.

Come on.

No, I can't.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, it's... Even straight for the nipple.

Okay, okay, this shit's getting really real right now.

I mean, they are really nice though.

Thank you.

They're, like, I think they're, like, double D's now.

Uh, hold on, hand check.

Yeah, definitely.

I mean, you were what, like, a C?

When I was younger,

I've grown into myself.

You think this is okay, though?

I mean, I like the feeling, though.

Do I think it's okay?

Yeah,

Does that matter?

Is it ever really important?

Okay, hand trap, hand trap.

Aren't they warm?

American blue trap.

Whoa, you're getting a little into it now.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Natasha, she's not...

Come on, Kyla.

Okay, okay, you're making things grow in my pants.

I am?

Come on, come on.

Natasha, Natasha.

It's either this or we go out back and we fucking

pretend to like spending time with our family.

Pick one.

Whoa,

it's really hard.

Are you really like books?

You've never seen mine before, though, and I've seen yours.

What?

You shave?

You're a porn star?

I wish.

I don't know.

It's a little landing show.

Manscaping.

Didn't see that coming.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Okay, that's a

I wonder if Grandpa has a hard-on in his grave right now.

It's crazy.

I'll get a really horny one.

I'm always really horny.

I'm sorry.

No, no, stop.

That was good.

That's good, like that.

Is that too much?

Too much?

Oh, no.

Is it too wet?

Too much friction?

You don't want to make pretty faces next to your car?

We have to be quiet.

My gagging is really loud.

I think I need to say I love it when my sister sucks my dick.

Will you hold my hair?

No.

Okay, I think we're taking it to a whole other level.

Yes, take them off.

Careful, careful, careful.

It's not stupid.

Oh, you are a little tipsy.

I'm losing my butt.

Now that I've seen before getting out of the shower.

What?

I learned this in college.

Okay, but there's something that I also learned in college.

You should, you know, come over here and do that.

Bounce it.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no.

Let me do that.

No.

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Okay, you're so tight.

Taste on me.

No.

No.

No.

those tips together.

Oh, you want to fuck me too?

Fuck it,

I made it.

I'm gonna give you a little move up and down,

Yeah, yeah, I've made it.

I've made it.

I made it.

Fuck, you're too, too, too.

You're too short.

Oh, no.

Getting excited.

No, no, no, no.

No.

Let's really see the stitch bounce.

You've gone too far from me.

Right there.

Just like that.

You've gone too far from me.

Yes,

It's so good.

Yeah, we're making it.

Oh, I'll put it back in.

What the hell now?

It's all right.

Take all your brothers, come on.

Look at me.

Look at me, too, my dude.

Oh, man.

You stay there.

You stay there.

No, it's good.

It's all right.

Look at your brother.

Oh, no.

Come on, you want to put me over?

No, honey.

Yeah,

Oh,

Oh, you are so cute.

Oh, shit, my God.

Shit, it's so beautiful.

Oh, shit, my...

Dad, calm down.

God, calm down.

what's this?

Dad, calm down.

Are you going to fuck me on my back?

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to fuck you on my back.

Shit.

Shit, you're going to make me cry.

Do you?

Oh, it's my turn.

What are you going to do?

Oh, you're fine.

Do it again.

You're going to make me taste bad on your back.

You're going to fuck you.

Yes, my baby.

Yes, fuck you.

Yeah, my baby.

Oh, fuck it.

So hard.

Fuck me.

Fuck you.

You must take beautiful fucking tits.

I'm going to suck it somewhere.

I want to give it to you.

Yeah, you want to taste your beautiful fucking tits.

Give it to me.

It's so messy.

Oh, come on.

Seriously.

Just swallow it all while it's messed up.

No, get off me.

No, no, no.

Get away.

We'll get some more punch.