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F***, my stepsister's hot.

Parker.

Hello.

Can you talk to me?

Hello.

Parker.

Parker.

Yo, what the f***?

Can you talk to me?

About what?

Why are you acting like this?

Why have you been acting like this recently?

What do you mean?

You've been super depressed.

I tried to hook you with my friend who's been texting

you for the past week and you're not responding to her.

Actually, you know what the hell?

Well, you've been acting like this because you've not gone on any dates, not having

anybody to hang out with, and I got you somebody

and you don't even want to text her down?

No, because I don't care.

Why don't you care?

Stop.

Can I look back on what I did to you?

No.

No.

So, why don't you want to text her?

Because she's annoying the hell out of me.

She's blowing my phone up.

Don't want to deal with that.

Okay, but you're lonely and you've been complaining

about being lonely for like a month now.

Yeah, I mean like... Her sign and my sign don't match up.

Then what sign are you into?

I don't like Sagittarius or that.

A Sag.

The only Sag I know is me.

So, what's that about?

What's that about what?

So, who's the Sag that you like then?

It doesn't matter.

Can I just go back to my video games?

No.

We should talk about this.

We don't need to talk about it.

No, we do.

I mean, you're my step-bro.

We need to talk about this.

Yeah, you're step-brothers.

Why doesn't matter?

Can I go to video games back?

Well, why doesn't it matter?

What's going on?

Because it doesn't.

Like, nothing's gonna happen.

It doesn't matter.

It's just...

Move on with what it is.

So, what is it?

What?

You obviously have something in mind.

Forget it.

Forget I said anything.

Let me go back.

No.

You brought it up.

You're the one who sailed the ship.

Let's keep going.

What's going on?

We just parked the ship again.

No, that's not happening.

You brought it up.

Oh, man.

So, do you have a crush on me?

No, no, no.

It's not like that.

Okay.

Move on.

Then who is it?

It's no one.

It's no one.

It's no one.

It's no one.

It's someone.

I know how you are.

I know who your reactions are.

No.

Stop.

You're reading into it too much.

Can you just go back to your room?

I go back to my video games.

You're staying.

You're nervous.

You have something that you want to spill, but you don't know how to spill it.

Just spill it.

No.

It's not going to.

Just carry on with our day like usually.

It's fine.

What about we play a different game?

What are you talking about?

Don't act like you've never thought about anything with me.

I mean, I guess... Yeah.

You know we thought about living at these before?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So what do you think?

They look great.

Burt, isn't someone going to come home soon?

No.

Your dad's not going to be home for hours

and my mom's out of town until next weekend.

Oh, well then... Are you sure?

I mean, yeah, we're not even related.

Are you able to keep a secret?

I am.

Yeah.

Are you?

Yeah.

I think it's good.

Okay.

You want to touch?

No.

Why?

How long have you been thinking about that for?

For a while now.

Your nipples are really nice.

Does your mom know you got them first?

No, and you better not tell her.

I won't.

I don't even know how to explain that.

Is it fine if I give you a kiss?

Yeah.

Yeah, these are definitely amazing.

Do you mind if I do something else?

Okay.

I don't mind that at all.

Yeah.

I haven't lost for a word since he's gone.

Yeah.

Is this going to help you out though?

I think it could.

I've been wanting to help you out.

Why do they do these shorts?

Didn't want them falling off.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to take a look.

I would have known you'd take with this big.

I would have been messing with you a lot sooner.

Do you mind if I put it in my mouth?

No.

Do you like it?

Uh-huh.

You're really good at this.

I should have told you a long time ago about how I feel.

You think it's my turn to lose the shorts?

Uh-huh.

Oh, wow.

You

have an amazing eye.

Do you think we can drop?

Yeah.

Should I get a condom or...?

Mom put me on her shoulder.

We're fine.

Okay.

Grass.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What do you think?

I feel so good.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

It smells amazing.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh... Oh, my God.

Uh... Uh... Uh...

Uh... Uh... Uh...

...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... ... Ah...

Yeah...

Ah..

Ah...

Ah... Ah... Ah... And... Ahhh... Okay, let's go.

Mmmm...

Ahh...

Ahh...

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh my God!

It looks so nice!

Oh my God!

It's so good!

Oh my God!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, f**k.

Oh, f**k.

Oh, f**k.

Oh, sh**.

Oh, my god.

That's just so good.

Oh, f**k.

Oh, f**k.

Oh, f**k.

I feel so good.

Your pussy tastes delicious.

No.

Oh, f**k.

Oh, f**k.

Oh, f**k.

Oh, my god, I'm coming.

Sh**.

Oh,

no.

Oh, no.

Oh, f**k.

That's just so good.

I'm gonna taste it.

It's so good.

Are you gonna come for me?

Uh-huh.

Oh, you're good.

Yeah?

Uh-huh.

Was that fun?

Oh, it was really fun.

Yeah, you feel better now?

I do, but we should probably clean up.

Yeah.

Mom and dad get home?

Yeah.

Yeah.