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Hey, bro, what's up?

No, no, no, it's just me and my step-sister, man.

No, no, everybody's gone.

Yeah, I'm gonna do that thing we were talking about.

I'll try at least.

I don't know,

It should work.

I don't see why it wouldn't.

I mean, it worked online, right?

Like, I don't see why it wouldn't.

No, no, I'm like, so what I'm gonna do is put a movie

on, and then she can come out and pull pizza thing.

Yeah, yeah,

Nah, but I'll catch up with y'all later.

I'll let you know how it goes, bro.

Later.

Hell

That is definitely gonna work.

Oh, hello.

Hey, Parker.

What's going on?

I don't know what to do.

What is that, a pizza?

Yeah, I was gonna watch a movie, so I got some pizza.

This face one?

Yeah,

I don't know what the guy wanted to think.

Yeah, the second one.

Do you mind if I join you?

Yeah, you can join me.

Want some pizza?

I'm sure.

Is this like the first one or...?

Yeah, the second one.

Oh, okay.

Damn, you ate all the pizza.

Ewww!

That's fucking gross.

I'm gonna chop off my hand.

It's just a joke.

Come on.

What the hell is that?

Wait, let's not do that.

It's fucking weird, you know.

Wait, come on.

It's not that serious.

Like... Come on.

Maybe it was just a joke.

No, it's good.

You're always doing shit like that.

Like, you pass me in front of your friends and you're like, look how fire ass is.

And I caught you the other day in your room smelling my panties.

You're fucking weird.

Or like, I can't with you.

No, it's not weird.

I mean, it's not weird.

Give me a step, sister.

It's not that weird.

It's not that weird, do you hear yourself?

I mean, what?

Like... You're like my brother!

I'm step.

Like, we're not related.

It's like, come on.

Like, you're cute.

I mean, I guess you did kind of like, felt nice.

Fuck out of my face, bro.

I can't with you.

I can't with you.

Come on.

You know, leave me alone.

I'm going to the couch.

Don't touch it.

What the...

Wait, did you say that the next day?

No, I didn't.

I'm pretty sure you just said it.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did.

No, I didn't.

Okay, and if I did, then forget about it, whatever.

I'm not going to forget about it.

Come on.

Like, you said that I had the next day.

Maybe you want to see it?

Like right now?

Yeah, why not?

Okay.

Holy shit.

Can I touch it?

Sure.

You want to?

Why are you so hard?

Did you take one of Dad's pills?

Maybe.

You're so sick.

So, what do you think?

It's like alright, I guess.

Oh, earlier you said you liked it.

Whatever.

You want to try it?

Like putting it in your mouth?

I don't know.

Like, okay, what if our parents found out?

No one's coming.

They went out to dinner.

No one's coming home.

No one's going to find out.

You don't think it's a little weird?

No, you're my step-sister.

It's fine.

Come on, you know you want to.

Okay.

Why does it taste like the pizza box?

It was waiting for you for a while.

You're really good at that.

I got it from Mom.

Fuck, I'm really happy with it.

I have to tell it now.

I mean, our parents are going to be home for a while.

Do you want to try other things?

Well, you want to put some pizza in my box?

100%.

That's amazing.

I know.

What about these?

I was about to get there.

Fuck that box.

it's that bro just stretching me out.

I fucking love pizza.

Oh,

my God, if I knew your dick was this big, I would have cheated on Brad sooner.

Oh, give me that pizza.

Yeah?

Fuck a pizza, right?

It was better anyway.

No pizza, just sausage.