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Oh, hi. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Oh,

Oh, hi. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Oh,

Oh, hi. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Oh, thank you for that. Please relax.

thank you for that. Please relax.

thank you for that. Please relax. >> Oh, that's very kind. I love you, too.

>> Oh, that's very kind. I love you, too.

>> Oh, that's very kind. I love you, too. And uh I My throat's a little I don't

And uh I My throat's a little I don't

And uh I My throat's a little I don't know. Something's going on with me. You

know. Something's going on with me. You

know. Something's going on with me. You have any allergy problems, GMO?

have any allergy problems, GMO?

have any allergy problems, GMO? >> No, no, nothing, Jimmy.

>> No, no, nothing, Jimmy.

>> No, no, nothing, Jimmy. >> You never have any of that, right? Your

>> You never have any of that, right? Your

>> You never have any of that, right? Your mustache acts as a filter for all of

mustache acts as a filter for all of

mustache acts as a filter for all of those allergies.

those allergies.

those allergies. >> Yeah, I'm all good.

>> Yeah, I'm all good.

>> Yeah, I'm all good. >> Well, I will tell you, I spent a lot of

>> Well, I will tell you, I spent a lot of

>> Well, I will tell you, I spent a lot of time this weekend thinking about um

time this weekend thinking about um

time this weekend thinking about um what's the name of that imbecile who

what's the name of that imbecile who

what's the name of that imbecile who runs the country? Donald Trump. Donald

runs the country? Donald Trump. Donald

runs the country? Donald Trump. Donald Trump. And I assume you saw what he

Trump. And I assume you saw what he

Trump. And I assume you saw what he posted about Robert Mueller over the

posted about Robert Mueller over the

posted about Robert Mueller over the weekend, which, you know, got me

weekend, which, you know, got me

weekend, which, you know, got me thinking. He lies so much. He lies like

thinking. He lies so much. He lies like

thinking. He lies so much. He lies like more than any human, not only have I

more than any human, not only have I

more than any human, not only have I ever met, any human I've ever even read

ever met, any human I've ever even read

ever met, any human I've ever even read about. More than any real or fictional

about. More than any real or fictional

about. More than any real or fictional person. Like today, for instance, you

person. Like today, for instance, you

person. Like today, for instance, you know, he gave Iran 48 hours to open the

know, he gave Iran 48 hours to open the

know, he gave Iran 48 hours to open the straight of Hormuz before he would start

straight of Hormuz before he would start

straight of Hormuz before he would start bombing their power plants. And then he

bombing their power plants. And then he

bombing their power plants. And then he decided, you know what? I'm going to

decided, you know what? I'm going to

decided, you know what? I'm going to postpone that because quote I'm having

postpone that because quote I'm having

postpone that because quote I'm having very strong talks with Iran about ending

very strong talks with Iran about ending

very strong talks with Iran about ending the war. And then about an hour later,

the war. And then about an hour later,

the war. And then about an hour later, the Iranian government says, "We've had

the Iranian government says, "We've had

the Iranian government says, "We've had no talks at all. We He just makes things

no talks at all. We He just makes things

no talks at all. We He just makes things up." But then on Friday night, former

up." But then on Friday night, former

up." But then on Friday night, former FBI director Robert Mueller passes away.

FBI director Robert Mueller passes away.

FBI director Robert Mueller passes away. And on Saturday, Trump posts, "Robert

And on Saturday, Trump posts, "Robert

And on Saturday, Trump posts, "Robert Mueller just died. Good. I'm glad he's

Mueller just died. Good. I'm glad he's

Mueller just died. Good. I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent

dead. He can no longer hurt innocent

dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people." Meaning him. I guess it's like

people." Meaning him. I guess it's like

people." Meaning him. I guess it's like all of a sudden he's had the truth

all of a sudden he's had the truth

all of a sudden he's had the truth bottled up for so long, it bursts out of

bottled up for so long, it bursts out of

bottled up for so long, it bursts out of him. It's been so much time has elapsed

him. It's been so much time has elapsed

him. It's been so much time has elapsed since the last time he said something

since the last time he said something

since the last time he said something true, he erupts. He just comes out with

true, he erupts. He just comes out with

true, he erupts. He just comes out with a death wish, which is an important

a death wish, which is an important

a death wish, which is an important reminder because no matter how busy he

reminder because no matter how busy he

reminder because no matter how busy he is, President Trump will always carve

is, President Trump will always carve

is, President Trump will always carve out time to be a petty little And

out time to be a petty little And

out time to be a petty little And that's

now Robert Mueller,

now Robert Mueller,

now Robert Mueller, in addition to serving as FBI director

in addition to serving as FBI director

in addition to serving as FBI director under Obama and Bush, was a decorated

under Obama and Bush, was a decorated

under Obama and Bush, was a decorated veteran, a Marine who served in Vietnam.

veteran, a Marine who served in Vietnam.

veteran, a Marine who served in Vietnam. He earned a Purple Heart and um for

He earned a Purple Heart and um for

He earned a Purple Heart and um for rescuing a fellow Marine under fire. He

rescuing a fellow Marine under fire. He

rescuing a fellow Marine under fire. He was awarded a Bronze Star. Trump dodged

was awarded a Bronze Star. Trump dodged

was awarded a Bronze Star. Trump dodged Vietnam and wore bronzing cream. That's

Vietnam and wore bronzing cream. That's

Vietnam and wore bronzing cream. That's about all they have in common. And in

about all they have in common. And in

about all they have in common. And in case you're still wondering why your

case you're still wondering why your

case you're still wondering why your relatives who watch Fox News and nothing

relatives who watch Fox News and nothing

relatives who watch Fox News and nothing else still support this guy, it's

else still support this guy, it's

else still support this guy, it's because Fox News never even mentioned

because Fox News never even mentioned

because Fox News never even mentioned this post. If you get your news from

this post. If you get your news from

this post. If you get your news from Fox, you would never know what happened.

Fox, you would never know what happened.

Fox, you would never know what happened. But the rest of us do, and it was left

But the rest of us do, and it was left

But the rest of us do, and it was left to Trump's lackeyis, like Treasury

to Trump's lackeyis, like Treasury

to Trump's lackeyis, like Treasury Secretary Scott Besson, to go out and

Secretary Scott Besson, to go out and

Secretary Scott Besson, to go out and clean up his mess. Do you think it's

clean up his mess. Do you think it's

clean up his mess. Do you think it's appropriate for the president of the

appropriate for the president of the

appropriate for the president of the United States to celebrate the death of

United States to celebrate the death of

United States to celebrate the death of an American citizen, someone who's a

an American citizen, someone who's a

an American citizen, someone who's a Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient and

Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient and

Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient and who served in Vietnam?

who served in Vietnam?

who served in Vietnam? >> Uh Kristen, I was with the president in

>> Uh Kristen, I was with the president in

>> Uh Kristen, I was with the president in the green room at Davos and there was a

the green room at Davos and there was a

the green room at Davos and there was a video playing of the what may have been

video playing of the what may have been

video playing of the what may have been an illegal raid on his home at Marago.

an illegal raid on his home at Marago.

an illegal raid on his home at Marago. They are going through his wife's

They are going through his wife's

They are going through his wife's wardrobe and I watched the look in his

wardrobe and I watched the look in his

wardrobe and I watched the look in his eye and I think that neither one of us

eye and I think that neither one of us

eye and I think that neither one of us can understand what has been done to the

can understand what has been done to the

can understand what has been done to the president and to his family.

president and to his family.

president and to his family. >> That's right. Before you criticize a man

>> That's right. Before you criticize a man

>> That's right. Before you criticize a man for spitting on a hero's grave, try

for spitting on a hero's grave, try

for spitting on a hero's grave, try walking around in his shoes, which you

walking around in his shoes, which you

walking around in his shoes, which you will find in the closet at his country

will find in the closet at his country

will find in the closet at his country club next to a box of highly classified

club next to a box of highly classified

club next to a box of highly classified documents. By the way, it wasn't even

documents. By the way, it wasn't even

documents. By the way, it wasn't even Robert Mueller who ordered that illegal

Robert Mueller who ordered that illegal

Robert Mueller who ordered that illegal raid on Mara Lago. It was Merrick

raid on Mara Lago. It was Merrick

raid on Mara Lago. It was Merrick Garland. is a different person. The Mara

Garland. is a different person. The Mara

Garland. is a different person. The Mara Lago search happened in 2022. The

Lago search happened in 2022. The

Lago search happened in 2022. The Mueller report came out in 2019. It had

Mueller report came out in 2019. It had

Mueller report came out in 2019. It had nothing to do with that. It was about

nothing to do with that. It was about

nothing to do with that. It was about Russian election interference. Trump's

Russian election interference. Trump's

Russian election interference. Trump's committed so many crimes now they can't

committed so many crimes now they can't

committed so many crimes now they can't even keep who they hate straight

even keep who they hate straight

even keep who they hate straight anymore.

anymore.

anymore. And didn't Trump and his buttkiss

And didn't Trump and his buttkiss

And didn't Trump and his buttkiss brigade claim repeatedly that Robert

brigade claim repeatedly that Robert

brigade claim repeatedly that Robert Mueller's report exonerated him?

Mueller's report exonerated him?

Mueller's report exonerated him? >> The Mueller report which exonerated

>> The Mueller report which exonerated

>> The Mueller report which exonerated totally. There was no collusion after

totally. There was no collusion after

totally. There was no collusion after all that.

all that.

all that. >> The Mueller report came out and it was a

>> The Mueller report came out and it was a

>> The Mueller report came out and it was a complete exoneration. Remember the

complete exoneration. Remember the

complete exoneration. Remember the Mueller report? Oh, the Mueller report.

Mueller report? Oh, the Mueller report.

Mueller report? Oh, the Mueller report. I was totally exonerated.

I was totally exonerated.

I was totally exonerated. >> This president was exonerated by the

>> This president was exonerated by the

>> This president was exonerated by the Muller report.

Muller report.

Muller report. >> Muller report eventually basically

>> Muller report eventually basically

>> Muller report eventually basically exonerated him. The Mueller report came

exonerated him. The Mueller report came

exonerated him. The Mueller report came out exonerating him essentially. He

out exonerating him essentially. He

out exonerating him essentially. He exonerates the former president. Mueller

exonerates the former president. Mueller

exonerates the former president. Mueller report basically exonerated the former

report basically exonerated the former

report basically exonerated the former president.

president.

president. >> He was exonerated.

>> He was exonerated.

>> He was exonerated. >> Yeah, sure. Basically. Essentially, more

>> Yeah, sure. Basically. Essentially, more

>> Yeah, sure. Basically. Essentially, more or less. And now that Robert Mueller is

or less. And now that Robert Mueller is

or less. And now that Robert Mueller is dead, he can no longer exonerate

dead, he can no longer exonerate

dead, he can no longer exonerate innocent people. And the thing about

innocent people. And the thing about

innocent people. And the thing about this is the thing that makes it so

this is the thing that makes it so

this is the thing that makes it so deeply childish is Trump didn't have to

deeply childish is Trump didn't have to

deeply childish is Trump didn't have to say anything. He could have just said

say anything. He could have just said

say anything. He could have just said nothing. Same way he's been doing with

nothing. Same way he's been doing with

nothing. Same way he's been doing with the Trump Epstein files all along. He

the Trump Epstein files all along. He

the Trump Epstein files all along. He could have kept his mouth shut. I have

could have kept his mouth shut. I have

could have kept his mouth shut. I have to say, I'm getting worried about the

to say, I'm getting worried about the

to say, I'm getting worried about the president. Something's wrong with him.

president. Something's wrong with him.

president. Something's wrong with him. Something is even wronger with him than

Something is even wronger with him than

Something is even wronger with him than it was a year ago. He appeared to fall

it was a year ago. He appeared to fall

it was a year ago. He appeared to fall asleep again on live TV today. And did

asleep again on live TV today. And did

asleep again on live TV today. And did you see him going up the stairs to Air

you see him going up the stairs to Air

you see him going up the stairs to Air Force One?

>> He blamed those on Joe Biden, too. And

>> He blamed those on Joe Biden, too. And

>> He blamed those on Joe Biden, too. And you, Jeremo, do you think we'll ever win

you, Jeremo, do you think we'll ever win

you, Jeremo, do you think we'll ever win a Peabody award?

a Peabody award?

a Peabody award? >> I don't think so.

>> I don't think so.

>> I don't think so. >> I don't think so.

>> I don't think so.

>> I don't think so. Those of you who are visiting us uh

Those of you who are visiting us uh

Those of you who are visiting us uh tonight from elsewhere know that the

tonight from elsewhere know that the

tonight from elsewhere know that the airport is not a place you want to be

airport is not a place you want to be

airport is not a place you want to be right now. This is the scene today at

right now. This is the scene today at

right now. This is the scene today at Hartsfield Jackson in Atlanta where wait

Hartsfield Jackson in Atlanta where wait

Hartsfield Jackson in Atlanta where wait times to get through security were

times to get through security were

times to get through security were reported to be 4 hours long. So on

reported to be 4 hours long. So on

reported to be 4 hours long. So on Saturday, Trump unveiled his plan to

Saturday, Trump unveiled his plan to

Saturday, Trump unveiled his plan to solve this problem he created. He wrote,

solve this problem he created. He wrote,

solve this problem he created. He wrote, "If the let radical left Democrats don't

"If the let radical left Democrats don't

"If the let radical left Democrats don't immediately sign an agreement to let our

immediately sign an agreement to let our

immediately sign an agreement to let our country, in particular our airports, be

country, in particular our airports, be

country, in particular our airports, be free and safe again, I will move our

free and safe again, I will move our

free and safe again, I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE agents to

brilliant and patriotic ICE agents to

brilliant and patriotic ICE agents to the airports where they will do security

the airports where they will do security

the airports where they will do security like no one has ever seen before." I'm

like no one has ever seen before." I'm

like no one has ever seen before." I'm okay with doing security the old way,

okay with doing security the old way,

okay with doing security the old way, the way we have seen it before, iceless.

the way we have seen it before, iceless.

the way we have seen it before, iceless. And of course, this announcement that

And of course, this announcement that

And of course, this announcement that he'd be deploying ICE agents to airports

he'd be deploying ICE agents to airports

he'd be deploying ICE agents to airports caught officials at the Department of

caught officials at the Department of

caught officials at the Department of Homeland Security by surprise. He didn't

Homeland Security by surprise. He didn't

Homeland Security by surprise. He didn't bother to tell any. One DHS official

bother to tell any. One DHS official

bother to tell any. One DHS official told CBS, "I have no idea what we're

told CBS, "I have no idea what we're

told CBS, "I have no idea what we're doing." And neither does he. So, welcome

doing." And neither does he. So, welcome

doing." And neither does he. So, welcome to the club. ICE agents reported for

to the club. ICE agents reported for

to the club. ICE agents reported for duty at 14 airports today.

duty at 14 airports today.

duty at 14 airports today. And by the way, if you're wondering how

And by the way, if you're wondering how

And by the way, if you're wondering how all these brilliant ideas seem to

all these brilliant ideas seem to

all these brilliant ideas seem to magically pop into his head, he came up

magically pop into his head, he came up

magically pop into his head, he came up with this one a day after Clay Travis

with this one a day after Clay Travis

with this one a day after Clay Travis floated it on Fox News. Klay Travis said

floated it on Fox News. Klay Travis said

floated it on Fox News. Klay Travis said the idea was pitched by a caller into

the idea was pitched by a caller into

the idea was pitched by a caller into his radio show, which means it's very

his radio show, which means it's very

his radio show, which means it's very possible the president got this idea

possible the president got this idea

possible the president got this idea from Linda in Arizona,

from Linda in Arizona,

from Linda in Arizona, but he's still saying it was me.

but he's still saying it was me.

but he's still saying it was me. >> Deal with the airport.

>> Deal with the airport.

>> Deal with the airport. >> Uh, we're dealing really

>> Uh, we're dealing really

>> Uh, we're dealing really mine. That was mine.

mine. That was mine.

mine. That was mine. >> That was like the paperclip. You know

>> That was like the paperclip. You know

>> That was like the paperclip. You know the story of the paperclip. 182 years

the story of the paperclip. 182 years

the story of the paperclip. 182 years ago, a man discovered the paperclip. It

ago, a man discovered the paperclip. It

ago, a man discovered the paperclip. It was so simple. And everybody that looked

was so simple. And everybody that looked

was so simple. And everybody that looked at it say, "Why didn't I think of that?"

at it say, "Why didn't I think of that?"

at it say, "Why didn't I think of that?" Uh, ice was my idea.

>> It's funny to watch someone brag about a

>> It's funny to watch someone brag about a

>> It's funny to watch someone brag about a terrible idea, right? Remember shoes

terrible idea, right? Remember shoes

terrible idea, right? Remember shoes made out of banana peels? That was me.

made out of banana peels? That was me.

made out of banana peels? That was me. That was my thing. Somehow Trump has

That was my thing. Somehow Trump has

That was my thing. Somehow Trump has found a way to make the airport even

found a way to make the airport even

found a way to make the airport even worse than it was. When do you think was

worse than it was. When do you think was

worse than it was. When do you think was the last time he was even on a

the last time he was even on a

the last time he was even on a commercial flight or in an airport?

commercial flight or in an airport?

commercial flight or in an airport? 1989. Snakes have been on a plane more

1989. Snakes have been on a plane more

1989. Snakes have been on a plane more recently than Donald Trump. The good

recently than Donald Trump. The good

recently than Donald Trump. The good news is in that uh stressful times uh

news is in that uh stressful times uh

news is in that uh stressful times uh often give way to unexpected beauty. In

often give way to unexpected beauty. In

often give way to unexpected beauty. In this case, for the folks waiting in line

this case, for the folks waiting in line

this case, for the folks waiting in line at the airport in Atlanta, it was live

at the airport in Atlanta, it was live

at the airport in Atlanta, it was live music.

I know when I'm stranded in an airport

I know when I'm stranded in an airport

I know when I'm stranded in an airport for 4 hours, my first thought is I wish

for 4 hours, my first thought is I wish

for 4 hours, my first thought is I wish someone would play the hits of Natasha

someone would play the hits of Natasha

someone would play the hits of Natasha Bettingfield on the mile away.

Bettingfield on the mile away.

Bettingfield on the mile away. So

the Senate Majority Leader John Thun

the Senate Majority Leader John Thun

the Senate Majority Leader John Thun gave Trump a proposal yesterday that

gave Trump a proposal yesterday that

gave Trump a proposal yesterday that would have restarted pay for TSA agents

would have restarted pay for TSA agents

would have restarted pay for TSA agents while this ICE funding is figured out in

while this ICE funding is figured out in

while this ICE funding is figured out in a separate bill. But the president shot

a separate bill. But the president shot

a separate bill. But the president shot that down. So when you and your children

that down. So when you and your children

that down. So when you and your children are using Cinnabons for pillows in the

are using Cinnabons for pillows in the

are using Cinnabons for pillows in the Delta terminal next weekend, you can

Delta terminal next weekend, you can

Delta terminal next weekend, you can thank Donald J. Trump for that. And this

thank Donald J. Trump for that. And this

thank Donald J. Trump for that. And this was a doozy from, of all people, Elon

was a doozy from, of all people, Elon

was a doozy from, of all people, Elon Musk, who wrote, "I would like to offer

Musk, who wrote, "I would like to offer

Musk, who wrote, "I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel

to pay the salaries of TSA personnel

to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impass that is

during this funding impass that is

during this funding impass that is negatively affecting the lives of so

negatively affecting the lives of so

negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout

many Americans at airports throughout

many Americans at airports throughout the country." Gee, thanks. Maybe you

the country." Gee, thanks. Maybe you

the country." Gee, thanks. Maybe you could start with uh paying the hundreds

could start with uh paying the hundreds

could start with uh paying the hundreds of TSA workers you doed last year, just

of TSA workers you doed last year, just

of TSA workers you doed last year, just for starters. And the good news is

all the tumult did not stop the

all the tumult did not stop the

all the tumult did not stop the president from playing golf this

president from playing golf this

president from playing golf this weekend, which made me nostalgic for

weekend, which made me nostalgic for

weekend, which made me nostalgic for this classic tweet from 2016 which

this classic tweet from 2016 which

this classic tweet from 2016 which reads, "While our wonderful president

reads, "While our wonderful president

reads, "While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is

was out playing golf all day, the TSA is

was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart just like our government

falling apart just like our government

falling apart just like our government airports a total disaster." Oh, who said

airports a total disaster." Oh, who said

airports a total disaster." Oh, who said that? Oh, Donald Trump said that. How

that? Oh, Donald Trump said that. How

that? Oh, Donald Trump said that. How about that? Man, oh man. If Donald Trump

about that? Man, oh man. If Donald Trump

about that? Man, oh man. If Donald Trump ever met President Trump, he would hate

ever met President Trump, he would hate

ever met President Trump, he would hate him. We are now on week four

him. We are now on week four

him. We are now on week four of Trump's excursion into Iran. He said

of Trump's excursion into Iran. He said

of Trump's excursion into Iran. He said it would last four or five weeks, but

it would last four or five weeks, but

it would last four or five weeks, but there appears to be no end in sight.

there appears to be no end in sight.

there appears to be no end in sight. Iran is preventing ships from passing

Iran is preventing ships from passing

Iran is preventing ships from passing through the straight of Hormuz, which is

through the straight of Hormuz, which is

through the straight of Hormuz, which is a major artery, about 20% of the world's

a major artery, about 20% of the world's

a major artery, about 20% of the world's oil goes through it. Uh, it's a key

oil goes through it. Uh, it's a key

oil goes through it. Uh, it's a key shipping route for food that feeds more

shipping route for food that feeds more

shipping route for food that feeds more than 100 million people in that area.

than 100 million people in that area.

than 100 million people in that area. Apparently, this strategy of shutting

Apparently, this strategy of shutting

Apparently, this strategy of shutting down the straight was a surprise to the

down the straight was a surprise to the

down the straight was a surprise to the Trump administration. But don't worry,

Trump administration. But don't worry,

Trump administration. But don't worry, he's got a plan to open it and control

he's got a plan to open it and control

he's got a plan to open it and control it.

it.

it. >> More moves. Who's going to be in control

>> More moves. Who's going to be in control

>> More moves. Who's going to be in control of that?

of that?

of that? >> That'll be opened very soon if this

>> That'll be opened very soon if this

>> That'll be opened very soon if this works.

works.

works. >> How soon?

>> How soon?

>> How soon? >> And who's in control of it? Will Iran

>> And who's in control of it? Will Iran

>> And who's in control of it? Will Iran still be able to control the form of oil

still be able to control the form of oil

still be able to control the form of oil >> be jointly controlled?

>> be jointly controlled?

>> be jointly controlled? >> By who?

>> By who?

>> By who? >> Maybe me. Maybe me.

>> Maybe me. Maybe me.

>> Maybe me. Maybe me. >> United States.

>> United States.

>> United States. >> Me and the Ayatollah, whoever the

>> Me and the Ayatollah, whoever the

>> Me and the Ayatollah, whoever the Ayatollah is.

Ayatollah is.

Ayatollah is. >> That's right. Me and my new Ayatollah

>> That's right. Me and my new Ayatollah

>> That's right. Me and my new Ayatollah Bromani are going to control it. And

Bromani are going to control it. And

Bromani are going to control it. And then we're going to open a bagel shop

then we're going to open a bagel shop

then we're going to open a bagel shop together as soon as we get our $200

together as soon as we get our $200

together as soon as we get our $200 billion from Congress.

billion from Congress.

billion from Congress. >> Do you still need $200 billion?

>> Do you still need $200 billion?

>> Do you still need $200 billion? >> We uh it's always nice to have

>> We uh it's always nice to have

>> We uh it's always nice to have >> asking Trump if he still needs $200

>> asking Trump if he still needs $200

>> asking Trump if he still needs $200 billion. Like asking the Cookie Monster

billion. Like asking the Cookie Monster

billion. Like asking the Cookie Monster if he has room for dessert. The answer

if he has room for dessert. The answer

if he has room for dessert. The answer is always yes. It seems very clear that

is always yes. It seems very clear that

is always yes. It seems very clear that he's shooting from the hip on this war.

he's shooting from the hip on this war.

he's shooting from the hip on this war. He claims he's been talking to a top

He claims he's been talking to a top

He claims he's been talking to a top person in Iran and that there are major

person in Iran and that there are major

person in Iran and that there are major points of agreement. But he doesn't say

points of agreement. But he doesn't say

points of agreement. But he doesn't say who that top person is and Iran says

who that top person is and Iran says

who that top person is and Iran says there have been no calls and no dialogue

there have been no calls and no dialogue

there have been no calls and no dialogue at all. He wrote, "I am pleased to

at all. He wrote, "I am pleased to

at all. He wrote, "I am pleased to report that the United States of America

report that the United States of America

report that the United States of America and the country of Iran have had over

and the country of Iran have had over

and the country of Iran have had over the last two days very good and

the last two days very good and

the last two days very good and productive convers." He is pleased to

productive convers." He is pleased to

productive convers." He is pleased to report this detailed and constructive

report this detailed and constructive

report this detailed and constructive conversations which will continue

conversations which will continue

conversations which will continue throughout the week. And that's witch

throughout the week. And that's witch

throughout the week. And that's witch with a pointy hat. Okay, he's a we're

with a pointy hat. Okay, he's a we're

with a pointy hat. Okay, he's a we're with Iran and the English language. He

with Iran and the English language. He

with Iran and the English language. He had to delete that and redo it, but he

had to delete that and redo it, but he

had to delete that and redo it, but he did nail the spelling on this post. He

did nail the spelling on this post. He

did nail the spelling on this post. He wrote, "Now with the death of Iran, the

wrote, "Now with the death of Iran, the

wrote, "Now with the death of Iran, the greatest enemy America has is the

greatest enemy America has is the

greatest enemy America has is the radical left, highly incompetent

radical left, highly incompetent

radical left, highly incompetent Democrat party." I every day he sounds

Democrat party." I every day he sounds

Democrat party." I every day he sounds more like a comic book villain. We are

more like a comic book villain. We are

more like a comic book villain. We are one we're like one post away from him

one we're like one post away from him

one we're like one post away from him threatening to poison Gotham City. And

threatening to poison Gotham City. And

threatening to poison Gotham City. And with all the the corporate capitulation

with all the the corporate capitulation

with all the the corporate capitulation we see every day, all the cowardice, I

we see every day, all the cowardice, I

we see every day, all the cowardice, I was glad to hear that the White House

was glad to hear that the White House

was glad to hear that the White House will not play host to the reigning NBA

will not play host to the reigning NBA

will not play host to the reigning NBA champions. The Oklahoma City Thunder

champions. The Oklahoma City Thunder

champions. The Oklahoma City Thunder announced they will not visit the White

announced they will not visit the White

announced they will not visit the White House due to what they described

House due to what they described

House due to what they described as a timing issue. They It was a timing

as a timing issue. They It was a timing

as a timing issue. They It was a timing issue that they will be available to

issue that they will be available to

issue that they will be available to visit the White House in two years and

visit the White House in two years and

visit the White House in two years and 10 months.

10 months.

10 months. You know, we have a um

You know, we have a um

You know, we have a um a new number one movie in America, a big

a new number one movie in America, a big

a new number one movie in America, a big one. Ryan Gosling's new Space Adventure,

one. Ryan Gosling's new Space Adventure,

one. Ryan Gosling's new Space Adventure, Project Hail Mary, made more than $80

Project Hail Mary, made more than $80

Project Hail Mary, made more than $80 million this weekend. It is the biggest

million this weekend. It is the biggest

million this weekend. It is the biggest opening for a film released by Amazon

opening for a film released by Amazon

opening for a film released by Amazon ever, even bigger than the Melania

ever, even bigger than the Melania

ever, even bigger than the Melania documentary. And whenever there's a

documentary. And whenever there's a

documentary. And whenever there's a blockbuster about, we asked our movie

blockbuster about, we asked our movie

blockbuster about, we asked our movie star loving pal, Yaya, to review it. And

star loving pal, Yaya, to review it. And

star loving pal, Yaya, to review it. And here he is again, Yaya, talking about

here he is again, Yaya, talking about

here he is again, Yaya, talking about the movie Project Hail Mary.

ACTION. HI, IT'S ME YAYA. I TALK ABOUT

ACTION. HI, IT'S ME YAYA. I TALK ABOUT

ACTION. HI, IT'S ME YAYA. I TALK ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE BEHIND ME. The movie

THE NEW MOVIE BEHIND ME. The movie

THE NEW MOVIE BEHIND ME. The movie called Bore Banet

called Bore Banet

called Bore Banet Hel

that THE MOVIE TALK ABOUT NASA ACTION

that THE MOVIE TALK ABOUT NASA ACTION

that THE MOVIE TALK ABOUT NASA ACTION movie you know like moon movie. I got

movie you know like moon movie. I got

movie you know like moon movie. I got picture with the second guy. He go to

picture with the second guy. He go to

picture with the second guy. He go to the moon. His name Baba. Old guy. The

the moon. His name Baba. Old guy. The

the moon. His name Baba. Old guy. The guy. HIS NAME RYAN GAZLEY. IS RYAN VERY

guy. HIS NAME RYAN GAZLEY. IS RYAN VERY

guy. HIS NAME RYAN GAZLEY. IS RYAN VERY VERY SEXY MAN. SEXY GLASSES, SEXY HAIR,

VERY SEXY MAN. SEXY GLASSES, SEXY HAIR,

VERY SEXY MAN. SEXY GLASSES, SEXY HAIR, SEXY EYES, SEXY BEARD, SEXY NOISE, sexy

SEXY EYES, SEXY BEARD, SEXY NOISE, sexy

SEXY EYES, SEXY BEARD, SEXY NOISE, sexy for everything. And his wife really

for everything. And his wife really

for everything. And his wife really wife. I got picture with Eva Angoria.

wife. I got picture with Eva Angoria.

wife. I got picture with Eva Angoria. Right.

He's in the movie with the lady with the

He's in the movie with the lady with the

He's in the movie with the lady with the bank car blunt. Her name Marcus Ruby.

bank car blunt. Her name Marcus Ruby.

bank car blunt. Her name Marcus Ruby. Yeah. Ryan is also in the romantic

Yeah. Ryan is also in the romantic

Yeah. Ryan is also in the romantic movie. He kissed the lady in the rain

movie. He kissed the lady in the rain

movie. He kissed the lady in the rain and they have a lot of sex. He did the

and they have a lot of sex. He did the

and they have a lot of sex. He did the move with the lady am

like south of music you know. I don't

like south of music you know. I don't

like south of music you know. I don't know which freeway maybe 10 maybe 110

know which freeway maybe 10 maybe 110

know which freeway maybe 10 maybe 110 maybe four or five maybe five.

So I met an alien.

So I met an alien.

So I met an alien. >> He meet the alien in the moon. His name

>> He meet the alien in the moon. His name

>> He meet the alien in the moon. His name Rocky like Sylvester Stone. I got the

Rocky like Sylvester Stone. I got the

Rocky like Sylvester Stone. I got the guy in the movie with the Rocky Caro

guy in the movie with the Rocky Caro

guy in the movie with the Rocky Caro wash and he talk with him become friend

wash and he talk with him become friend

wash and he talk with him become friend with him.

with him.

with him. >> Let's find you a voice.

>> Let's find you a voice.

>> Let's find you a voice. >> Oh my god. Hi guy.

>> Oh my god. Hi guy.

>> Oh my god. Hi guy. >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> GOD BLESS YOU. YOU FELLAS.

>> GOD BLESS YOU. YOU FELLAS.

>> GOD BLESS YOU. YOU FELLAS. >> It's close enough.

>> It's close enough.

>> It's close enough. >> Go see the movie. It's good movie. Is

>> Go see the movie. It's good movie. Is

>> Go see the movie. It's good movie. Is Ryan sexy man? is uh I love it. I DON'T

Ryan sexy man? is uh I love it. I DON'T

Ryan sexy man? is uh I love it. I DON'T SEE IT. LET'S GO WATCH IT.

OH, you didn't see it. It's far a lost.

OH, you didn't see it. It's far a lost.

OH, you didn't see it. It's far a lost. All right, we got a good show tonight.

All right, we got a good show tonight.

All right, we got a good show tonight. Darcy Carden is here. We have music from

Darcy Carden is here. We have music from

Darcy Carden is here. We have music from Jeff Tweety and we'll be right back with

Jeff Tweety and we'll be right back with

Jeff Tweety and we'll be right back with James Mars. So, stick around.