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Oh, hi. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Oh,
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Oh, hi. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Oh,
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Oh, hi. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Oh,
thank you for that. Please relax.
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thank you for that. Please relax.
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thank you for that. Please relax.
>> Oh, that's very kind. I love you, too.
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>> Oh, that's very kind. I love you, too.
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>> Oh, that's very kind. I love you, too.
And uh I My throat's a little I don't
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And uh I My throat's a little I don't
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And uh I My throat's a little I don't
know. Something's going on with me. You
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know. Something's going on with me. You
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know. Something's going on with me. You
have any allergy problems, GMO?
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have any allergy problems, GMO?
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have any allergy problems, GMO?
>> No, no, nothing, Jimmy.
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>> No, no, nothing, Jimmy.
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>> No, no, nothing, Jimmy.
>> You never have any of that, right? Your
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>> You never have any of that, right? Your
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>> You never have any of that, right? Your
mustache acts as a filter for all of
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mustache acts as a filter for all of
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mustache acts as a filter for all of
those allergies.
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those allergies.
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those allergies.
>> Yeah, I'm all good.
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>> Yeah, I'm all good.
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>> Yeah, I'm all good.
>> Well, I will tell you, I spent a lot of
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>> Well, I will tell you, I spent a lot of
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>> Well, I will tell you, I spent a lot of
time this weekend thinking about um
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time this weekend thinking about um
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time this weekend thinking about um
what's the name of that imbecile who
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what's the name of that imbecile who
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what's the name of that imbecile who
runs the country? Donald Trump. Donald
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runs the country? Donald Trump. Donald
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runs the country? Donald Trump. Donald
Trump. And I assume you saw what he
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Trump. And I assume you saw what he
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Trump. And I assume you saw what he
posted about Robert Mueller over the
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posted about Robert Mueller over the
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posted about Robert Mueller over the
weekend, which, you know, got me
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weekend, which, you know, got me
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weekend, which, you know, got me
thinking. He lies so much. He lies like
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thinking. He lies so much. He lies like
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thinking. He lies so much. He lies like
more than any human, not only have I
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more than any human, not only have I
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more than any human, not only have I
ever met, any human I've ever even read
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ever met, any human I've ever even read
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ever met, any human I've ever even read
about. More than any real or fictional
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about. More than any real or fictional
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about. More than any real or fictional
person. Like today, for instance, you
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person. Like today, for instance, you
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person. Like today, for instance, you
know, he gave Iran 48 hours to open the
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know, he gave Iran 48 hours to open the
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know, he gave Iran 48 hours to open the
straight of Hormuz before he would start
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straight of Hormuz before he would start
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straight of Hormuz before he would start
bombing their power plants. And then he
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bombing their power plants. And then he
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bombing their power plants. And then he
decided, you know what? I'm going to
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decided, you know what? I'm going to
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decided, you know what? I'm going to
postpone that because quote I'm having
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postpone that because quote I'm having
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postpone that because quote I'm having
very strong talks with Iran about ending
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very strong talks with Iran about ending
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very strong talks with Iran about ending
the war. And then about an hour later,
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the war. And then about an hour later,
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the war. And then about an hour later,
the Iranian government says, "We've had
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the Iranian government says, "We've had
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the Iranian government says, "We've had
no talks at all. We He just makes things
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no talks at all. We He just makes things
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no talks at all. We He just makes things
up." But then on Friday night, former
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up." But then on Friday night, former
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up." But then on Friday night, former
FBI director Robert Mueller passes away.
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FBI director Robert Mueller passes away.
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FBI director Robert Mueller passes away.
And on Saturday, Trump posts, "Robert
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And on Saturday, Trump posts, "Robert
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And on Saturday, Trump posts, "Robert
Mueller just died. Good. I'm glad he's
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Mueller just died. Good. I'm glad he's
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Mueller just died. Good. I'm glad he's
dead. He can no longer hurt innocent
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dead. He can no longer hurt innocent
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dead. He can no longer hurt innocent
people." Meaning him. I guess it's like
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people." Meaning him. I guess it's like
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people." Meaning him. I guess it's like
all of a sudden he's had the truth
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all of a sudden he's had the truth
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all of a sudden he's had the truth
bottled up for so long, it bursts out of
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bottled up for so long, it bursts out of
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bottled up for so long, it bursts out of
him. It's been so much time has elapsed
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him. It's been so much time has elapsed
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him. It's been so much time has elapsed
since the last time he said something
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since the last time he said something
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since the last time he said something
true, he erupts. He just comes out with
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true, he erupts. He just comes out with
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true, he erupts. He just comes out with
a death wish, which is an important
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a death wish, which is an important
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a death wish, which is an important
reminder because no matter how busy he
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reminder because no matter how busy he
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reminder because no matter how busy he
is, President Trump will always carve
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is, President Trump will always carve
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is, President Trump will always carve
out time to be a petty little And
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out time to be a petty little And
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out time to be a petty little And
that's
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now Robert Mueller,
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now Robert Mueller,
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now Robert Mueller,
in addition to serving as FBI director
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in addition to serving as FBI director
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in addition to serving as FBI director
under Obama and Bush, was a decorated
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under Obama and Bush, was a decorated
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under Obama and Bush, was a decorated
veteran, a Marine who served in Vietnam.
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veteran, a Marine who served in Vietnam.
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veteran, a Marine who served in Vietnam.
He earned a Purple Heart and um for
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He earned a Purple Heart and um for
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He earned a Purple Heart and um for
rescuing a fellow Marine under fire. He
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rescuing a fellow Marine under fire. He
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rescuing a fellow Marine under fire. He
was awarded a Bronze Star. Trump dodged
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was awarded a Bronze Star. Trump dodged
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was awarded a Bronze Star. Trump dodged
Vietnam and wore bronzing cream. That's
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Vietnam and wore bronzing cream. That's
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Vietnam and wore bronzing cream. That's
about all they have in common. And in
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about all they have in common. And in
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about all they have in common. And in
case you're still wondering why your
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case you're still wondering why your
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case you're still wondering why your
relatives who watch Fox News and nothing
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relatives who watch Fox News and nothing
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relatives who watch Fox News and nothing
else still support this guy, it's
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else still support this guy, it's
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else still support this guy, it's
because Fox News never even mentioned
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because Fox News never even mentioned
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because Fox News never even mentioned
this post. If you get your news from
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this post. If you get your news from
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this post. If you get your news from
Fox, you would never know what happened.
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Fox, you would never know what happened.
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Fox, you would never know what happened.
But the rest of us do, and it was left
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But the rest of us do, and it was left
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But the rest of us do, and it was left
to Trump's lackeyis, like Treasury
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to Trump's lackeyis, like Treasury
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to Trump's lackeyis, like Treasury
Secretary Scott Besson, to go out and
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Secretary Scott Besson, to go out and
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Secretary Scott Besson, to go out and
clean up his mess. Do you think it's
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clean up his mess. Do you think it's
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clean up his mess. Do you think it's
appropriate for the president of the
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appropriate for the president of the
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appropriate for the president of the
United States to celebrate the death of
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United States to celebrate the death of
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United States to celebrate the death of
an American citizen, someone who's a
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an American citizen, someone who's a
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an American citizen, someone who's a
Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient and
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Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient and
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Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient and
who served in Vietnam?
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who served in Vietnam?
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who served in Vietnam?
>> Uh Kristen, I was with the president in
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>> Uh Kristen, I was with the president in
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>> Uh Kristen, I was with the president in
the green room at Davos and there was a
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the green room at Davos and there was a
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the green room at Davos and there was a
video playing of the what may have been
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video playing of the what may have been
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video playing of the what may have been
an illegal raid on his home at Marago.
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an illegal raid on his home at Marago.
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an illegal raid on his home at Marago.
They are going through his wife's
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They are going through his wife's
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They are going through his wife's
wardrobe and I watched the look in his
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wardrobe and I watched the look in his
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wardrobe and I watched the look in his
eye and I think that neither one of us
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eye and I think that neither one of us
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eye and I think that neither one of us
can understand what has been done to the
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can understand what has been done to the
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can understand what has been done to the
president and to his family.
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president and to his family.
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president and to his family.
>> That's right. Before you criticize a man
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>> That's right. Before you criticize a man
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>> That's right. Before you criticize a man
for spitting on a hero's grave, try
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for spitting on a hero's grave, try
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for spitting on a hero's grave, try
walking around in his shoes, which you
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walking around in his shoes, which you
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walking around in his shoes, which you
will find in the closet at his country
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will find in the closet at his country
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will find in the closet at his country
club next to a box of highly classified
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club next to a box of highly classified
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club next to a box of highly classified
documents. By the way, it wasn't even
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documents. By the way, it wasn't even
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documents. By the way, it wasn't even
Robert Mueller who ordered that illegal
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Robert Mueller who ordered that illegal
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Robert Mueller who ordered that illegal
raid on Mara Lago. It was Merrick
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raid on Mara Lago. It was Merrick
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raid on Mara Lago. It was Merrick
Garland. is a different person. The Mara
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Garland. is a different person. The Mara
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Garland. is a different person. The Mara
Lago search happened in 2022. The
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Lago search happened in 2022. The
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Lago search happened in 2022. The
Mueller report came out in 2019. It had
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Mueller report came out in 2019. It had
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Mueller report came out in 2019. It had
nothing to do with that. It was about
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nothing to do with that. It was about
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nothing to do with that. It was about
Russian election interference. Trump's
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Russian election interference. Trump's
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Russian election interference. Trump's
committed so many crimes now they can't
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committed so many crimes now they can't
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committed so many crimes now they can't
even keep who they hate straight
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even keep who they hate straight
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even keep who they hate straight
anymore.
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anymore.
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anymore.
And didn't Trump and his buttkiss
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And didn't Trump and his buttkiss
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And didn't Trump and his buttkiss
brigade claim repeatedly that Robert
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brigade claim repeatedly that Robert
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brigade claim repeatedly that Robert
Mueller's report exonerated him?
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Mueller's report exonerated him?
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Mueller's report exonerated him?
>> The Mueller report which exonerated
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>> The Mueller report which exonerated
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>> The Mueller report which exonerated
totally. There was no collusion after
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totally. There was no collusion after
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totally. There was no collusion after
all that.
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all that.
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all that.
>> The Mueller report came out and it was a
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>> The Mueller report came out and it was a
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>> The Mueller report came out and it was a
complete exoneration. Remember the
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complete exoneration. Remember the
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complete exoneration. Remember the
Mueller report? Oh, the Mueller report.
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Mueller report? Oh, the Mueller report.
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Mueller report? Oh, the Mueller report.
I was totally exonerated.
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I was totally exonerated.
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I was totally exonerated.
>> This president was exonerated by the
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>> This president was exonerated by the
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>> This president was exonerated by the
Muller report.
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Muller report.
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Muller report.
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>> Muller report eventually basically
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>> Muller report eventually basically
exonerated him. The Mueller report came
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exonerated him. The Mueller report came
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exonerated him. The Mueller report came
out exonerating him essentially. He
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out exonerating him essentially. He
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out exonerating him essentially. He
exonerates the former president. Mueller
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exonerates the former president. Mueller
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exonerates the former president. Mueller
report basically exonerated the former
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report basically exonerated the former
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report basically exonerated the former
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president.
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president.
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>> Yeah, sure. Basically. Essentially, more
or less. And now that Robert Mueller is
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or less. And now that Robert Mueller is
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or less. And now that Robert Mueller is
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dead, he can no longer exonerate
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dead, he can no longer exonerate
innocent people. And the thing about
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innocent people. And the thing about
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innocent people. And the thing about
this is the thing that makes it so
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this is the thing that makes it so
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this is the thing that makes it so
deeply childish is Trump didn't have to
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deeply childish is Trump didn't have to
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deeply childish is Trump didn't have to
say anything. He could have just said
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say anything. He could have just said
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say anything. He could have just said
nothing. Same way he's been doing with
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nothing. Same way he's been doing with
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nothing. Same way he's been doing with
the Trump Epstein files all along. He
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the Trump Epstein files all along. He
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the Trump Epstein files all along. He
could have kept his mouth shut. I have
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could have kept his mouth shut. I have
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could have kept his mouth shut. I have
to say, I'm getting worried about the
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to say, I'm getting worried about the
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to say, I'm getting worried about the
president. Something's wrong with him.
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president. Something's wrong with him.
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president. Something's wrong with him.
Something is even wronger with him than
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Something is even wronger with him than
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Something is even wronger with him than
it was a year ago. He appeared to fall
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it was a year ago. He appeared to fall
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it was a year ago. He appeared to fall
asleep again on live TV today. And did
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asleep again on live TV today. And did
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asleep again on live TV today. And did
you see him going up the stairs to Air
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you see him going up the stairs to Air
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you see him going up the stairs to Air
Force One?
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>> He blamed those on Joe Biden, too. And
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>> He blamed those on Joe Biden, too. And
you, Jeremo, do you think we'll ever win
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you, Jeremo, do you think we'll ever win
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you, Jeremo, do you think we'll ever win
a Peabody award?
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a Peabody award?
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a Peabody award?
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>> I don't think so.
Those of you who are visiting us uh
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tonight from elsewhere know that the
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tonight from elsewhere know that the
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tonight from elsewhere know that the
airport is not a place you want to be
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airport is not a place you want to be
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airport is not a place you want to be
right now. This is the scene today at
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right now. This is the scene today at
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right now. This is the scene today at
Hartsfield Jackson in Atlanta where wait
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Hartsfield Jackson in Atlanta where wait
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Hartsfield Jackson in Atlanta where wait
times to get through security were
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times to get through security were
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times to get through security were
reported to be 4 hours long. So on
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reported to be 4 hours long. So on
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reported to be 4 hours long. So on
Saturday, Trump unveiled his plan to
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Saturday, Trump unveiled his plan to
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Saturday, Trump unveiled his plan to
solve this problem he created. He wrote,
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solve this problem he created. He wrote,
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solve this problem he created. He wrote,
"If the let radical left Democrats don't
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"If the let radical left Democrats don't
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"If the let radical left Democrats don't
immediately sign an agreement to let our
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immediately sign an agreement to let our
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immediately sign an agreement to let our
country, in particular our airports, be
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country, in particular our airports, be
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country, in particular our airports, be
free and safe again, I will move our
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free and safe again, I will move our
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free and safe again, I will move our
brilliant and patriotic ICE agents to
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brilliant and patriotic ICE agents to
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brilliant and patriotic ICE agents to
the airports where they will do security
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the airports where they will do security
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the airports where they will do security
like no one has ever seen before." I'm
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like no one has ever seen before." I'm
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like no one has ever seen before." I'm
okay with doing security the old way,
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okay with doing security the old way,
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okay with doing security the old way,
the way we have seen it before, iceless.
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the way we have seen it before, iceless.
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the way we have seen it before, iceless.
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And of course, this announcement that
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he'd be deploying ICE agents to airports
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he'd be deploying ICE agents to airports
caught officials at the Department of
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caught officials at the Department of
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caught officials at the Department of
Homeland Security by surprise. He didn't
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Homeland Security by surprise. He didn't
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Homeland Security by surprise. He didn't
bother to tell any. One DHS official
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bother to tell any. One DHS official
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bother to tell any. One DHS official
told CBS, "I have no idea what we're
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told CBS, "I have no idea what we're
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told CBS, "I have no idea what we're
doing." And neither does he. So, welcome
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doing." And neither does he. So, welcome
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doing." And neither does he. So, welcome
to the club. ICE agents reported for
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to the club. ICE agents reported for
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to the club. ICE agents reported for
duty at 14 airports today.
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duty at 14 airports today.
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duty at 14 airports today.
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And by the way, if you're wondering how
all these brilliant ideas seem to
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all these brilliant ideas seem to
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all these brilliant ideas seem to
magically pop into his head, he came up
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magically pop into his head, he came up
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magically pop into his head, he came up
with this one a day after Clay Travis
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with this one a day after Clay Travis
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with this one a day after Clay Travis
floated it on Fox News. Klay Travis said
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floated it on Fox News. Klay Travis said
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floated it on Fox News. Klay Travis said
the idea was pitched by a caller into
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the idea was pitched by a caller into
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the idea was pitched by a caller into
his radio show, which means it's very
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his radio show, which means it's very
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his radio show, which means it's very
possible the president got this idea
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possible the president got this idea
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possible the president got this idea
from Linda in Arizona,
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from Linda in Arizona,
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from Linda in Arizona,
but he's still saying it was me.
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but he's still saying it was me.
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but he's still saying it was me.
>> Deal with the airport.
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>> Deal with the airport.
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>> Deal with the airport.
>> Uh, we're dealing really
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>> Uh, we're dealing really
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>> Uh, we're dealing really
mine. That was mine.
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mine. That was mine.
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mine. That was mine.
>> That was like the paperclip. You know
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>> That was like the paperclip. You know
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>> That was like the paperclip. You know
the story of the paperclip. 182 years
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the story of the paperclip. 182 years
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the story of the paperclip. 182 years
ago, a man discovered the paperclip. It
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ago, a man discovered the paperclip. It
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ago, a man discovered the paperclip. It
was so simple. And everybody that looked
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was so simple. And everybody that looked
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was so simple. And everybody that looked
at it say, "Why didn't I think of that?"
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at it say, "Why didn't I think of that?"
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at it say, "Why didn't I think of that?"
Uh, ice was my idea.
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>> It's funny to watch someone brag about a
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>> It's funny to watch someone brag about a
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>> It's funny to watch someone brag about a
terrible idea, right? Remember shoes
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terrible idea, right? Remember shoes
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terrible idea, right? Remember shoes
made out of banana peels? That was me.
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made out of banana peels? That was me.
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made out of banana peels? That was me.
That was my thing. Somehow Trump has
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That was my thing. Somehow Trump has
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That was my thing. Somehow Trump has
found a way to make the airport even
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found a way to make the airport even
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found a way to make the airport even
worse than it was. When do you think was
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worse than it was. When do you think was
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worse than it was. When do you think was
the last time he was even on a
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the last time he was even on a
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the last time he was even on a
commercial flight or in an airport?
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commercial flight or in an airport?
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commercial flight or in an airport?
1989. Snakes have been on a plane more
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1989. Snakes have been on a plane more
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1989. Snakes have been on a plane more
recently than Donald Trump. The good
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recently than Donald Trump. The good
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recently than Donald Trump. The good
news is in that uh stressful times uh
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news is in that uh stressful times uh
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news is in that uh stressful times uh
often give way to unexpected beauty. In
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often give way to unexpected beauty. In
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often give way to unexpected beauty. In
this case, for the folks waiting in line
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this case, for the folks waiting in line
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this case, for the folks waiting in line
at the airport in Atlanta, it was live
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at the airport in Atlanta, it was live
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at the airport in Atlanta, it was live
music.
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I know when I'm stranded in an airport
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I know when I'm stranded in an airport
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I know when I'm stranded in an airport
for 4 hours, my first thought is I wish
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for 4 hours, my first thought is I wish
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for 4 hours, my first thought is I wish
someone would play the hits of Natasha
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someone would play the hits of Natasha
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someone would play the hits of Natasha
Bettingfield on the mile away.
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Bettingfield on the mile away.
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Bettingfield on the mile away.
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the Senate Majority Leader John Thun
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the Senate Majority Leader John Thun
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the Senate Majority Leader John Thun
gave Trump a proposal yesterday that
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gave Trump a proposal yesterday that
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gave Trump a proposal yesterday that
would have restarted pay for TSA agents
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would have restarted pay for TSA agents
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would have restarted pay for TSA agents
while this ICE funding is figured out in
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while this ICE funding is figured out in
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while this ICE funding is figured out in
a separate bill. But the president shot
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a separate bill. But the president shot
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a separate bill. But the president shot
that down. So when you and your children
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that down. So when you and your children
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that down. So when you and your children
are using Cinnabons for pillows in the
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are using Cinnabons for pillows in the
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are using Cinnabons for pillows in the
Delta terminal next weekend, you can
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Delta terminal next weekend, you can
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Delta terminal next weekend, you can
thank Donald J. Trump for that. And this
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thank Donald J. Trump for that. And this
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thank Donald J. Trump for that. And this
was a doozy from, of all people, Elon
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was a doozy from, of all people, Elon
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was a doozy from, of all people, Elon
Musk, who wrote, "I would like to offer
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Musk, who wrote, "I would like to offer
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Musk, who wrote, "I would like to offer
to pay the salaries of TSA personnel
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to pay the salaries of TSA personnel
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to pay the salaries of TSA personnel
during this funding impass that is
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during this funding impass that is
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during this funding impass that is
negatively affecting the lives of so
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negatively affecting the lives of so
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negatively affecting the lives of so
many Americans at airports throughout
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many Americans at airports throughout
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many Americans at airports throughout
the country." Gee, thanks. Maybe you
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the country." Gee, thanks. Maybe you
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the country." Gee, thanks. Maybe you
could start with uh paying the hundreds
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could start with uh paying the hundreds
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could start with uh paying the hundreds
of TSA workers you doed last year, just
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of TSA workers you doed last year, just
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of TSA workers you doed last year, just
for starters. And the good news is
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all the tumult did not stop the
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all the tumult did not stop the
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all the tumult did not stop the
president from playing golf this
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president from playing golf this
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president from playing golf this
weekend, which made me nostalgic for
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weekend, which made me nostalgic for
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weekend, which made me nostalgic for
this classic tweet from 2016 which
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this classic tweet from 2016 which
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this classic tweet from 2016 which
reads, "While our wonderful president
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reads, "While our wonderful president
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reads, "While our wonderful president
was out playing golf all day, the TSA is
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was out playing golf all day, the TSA is
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was out playing golf all day, the TSA is
falling apart just like our government
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falling apart just like our government
461
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falling apart just like our government
airports a total disaster." Oh, who said
462
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airports a total disaster." Oh, who said
463
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airports a total disaster." Oh, who said
that? Oh, Donald Trump said that. How
464
00:09:09,509 --> 00:09:09,519
that? Oh, Donald Trump said that. How
465
00:09:09,519 --> 00:09:11,750
that? Oh, Donald Trump said that. How
about that? Man, oh man. If Donald Trump
466
00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:11,760
about that? Man, oh man. If Donald Trump
467
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about that? Man, oh man. If Donald Trump
ever met President Trump, he would hate
468
00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:13,680
ever met President Trump, he would hate
469
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ever met President Trump, he would hate
him. We are now on week four
470
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him. We are now on week four
471
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him. We are now on week four
of Trump's excursion into Iran. He said
472
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of Trump's excursion into Iran. He said
473
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of Trump's excursion into Iran. He said
it would last four or five weeks, but
474
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it would last four or five weeks, but
475
00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,110
it would last four or five weeks, but
there appears to be no end in sight.
476
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there appears to be no end in sight.
477
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there appears to be no end in sight.
Iran is preventing ships from passing
478
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Iran is preventing ships from passing
479
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Iran is preventing ships from passing
through the straight of Hormuz, which is
480
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through the straight of Hormuz, which is
481
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through the straight of Hormuz, which is
a major artery, about 20% of the world's
482
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a major artery, about 20% of the world's
483
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a major artery, about 20% of the world's
oil goes through it. Uh, it's a key
484
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oil goes through it. Uh, it's a key
485
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oil goes through it. Uh, it's a key
shipping route for food that feeds more
486
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shipping route for food that feeds more
487
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shipping route for food that feeds more
than 100 million people in that area.
488
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than 100 million people in that area.
489
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than 100 million people in that area.
Apparently, this strategy of shutting
490
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Apparently, this strategy of shutting
491
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Apparently, this strategy of shutting
down the straight was a surprise to the
492
00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:41,440
down the straight was a surprise to the
493
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down the straight was a surprise to the
Trump administration. But don't worry,
494
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Trump administration. But don't worry,
495
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Trump administration. But don't worry,
he's got a plan to open it and control
496
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he's got a plan to open it and control
497
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:46,949
he's got a plan to open it and control
it.
498
00:09:46,949 --> 00:09:46,959
it.
499
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it.
>> More moves. Who's going to be in control
500
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>> More moves. Who's going to be in control
501
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:48,550
>> More moves. Who's going to be in control
of that?
502
00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:48,560
of that?
503
00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,470
of that?
>> That'll be opened very soon if this
504
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>> That'll be opened very soon if this
505
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>> That'll be opened very soon if this
works.
506
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works.
507
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works.
>> How soon?
508
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>> How soon?
509
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,910
>> How soon?
>> And who's in control of it? Will Iran
510
00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:53,920
>> And who's in control of it? Will Iran
511
00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,150
>> And who's in control of it? Will Iran
still be able to control the form of oil
512
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still be able to control the form of oil
513
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still be able to control the form of oil
>> be jointly controlled?
514
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>> be jointly controlled?
515
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>> be jointly controlled?
>> By who?
516
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>> By who?
517
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>> By who?
>> Maybe me. Maybe me.
518
00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:02,080
>> Maybe me. Maybe me.
519
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:02,790
>> Maybe me. Maybe me.
>> United States.
520
00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:02,800
>> United States.
521
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>> United States.
>> Me and the Ayatollah, whoever the
522
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:04,480
>> Me and the Ayatollah, whoever the
523
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,990
>> Me and the Ayatollah, whoever the
Ayatollah is.
524
00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:06,000
Ayatollah is.
525
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,870
Ayatollah is.
>> That's right. Me and my new Ayatollah
526
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>> That's right. Me and my new Ayatollah
527
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,509
>> That's right. Me and my new Ayatollah
Bromani are going to control it. And
528
00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:11,519
Bromani are going to control it. And
529
00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,110
Bromani are going to control it. And
then we're going to open a bagel shop
530
00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:13,120
then we're going to open a bagel shop
531
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,069
then we're going to open a bagel shop
together as soon as we get our $200
532
00:10:16,069 --> 00:10:16,079
together as soon as we get our $200
533
00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:19,509
together as soon as we get our $200
billion from Congress.
534
00:10:19,509 --> 00:10:19,519
billion from Congress.
535
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:22,710
billion from Congress.
>> Do you still need $200 billion?
536
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:22,720
>> Do you still need $200 billion?
537
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:27,509
>> Do you still need $200 billion?
>> We uh it's always nice to have
538
00:10:27,509 --> 00:10:27,519
>> We uh it's always nice to have
539
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:29,430
>> We uh it's always nice to have
>> asking Trump if he still needs $200
540
00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:29,440
>> asking Trump if he still needs $200
541
00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,350
>> asking Trump if he still needs $200
billion. Like asking the Cookie Monster
542
00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:31,360
billion. Like asking the Cookie Monster
543
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,430
billion. Like asking the Cookie Monster
if he has room for dessert. The answer
544
00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:33,440
if he has room for dessert. The answer
545
00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,150
if he has room for dessert. The answer
is always yes. It seems very clear that
546
00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:36,160
is always yes. It seems very clear that
547
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,069
is always yes. It seems very clear that
he's shooting from the hip on this war.
548
00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:38,079
he's shooting from the hip on this war.
549
00:10:38,079 --> 00:10:40,310
he's shooting from the hip on this war.
He claims he's been talking to a top
550
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:40,320
He claims he's been talking to a top
551
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,630
He claims he's been talking to a top
person in Iran and that there are major
552
00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:42,640
person in Iran and that there are major
553
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,630
person in Iran and that there are major
points of agreement. But he doesn't say
554
00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:44,640
points of agreement. But he doesn't say
555
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,190
points of agreement. But he doesn't say
who that top person is and Iran says
556
00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:47,200
who that top person is and Iran says
557
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,030
who that top person is and Iran says
there have been no calls and no dialogue
558
00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:49,040
there have been no calls and no dialogue
559
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,590
there have been no calls and no dialogue
at all. He wrote, "I am pleased to
560
00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:51,600
at all. He wrote, "I am pleased to
561
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at all. He wrote, "I am pleased to
report that the United States of America
562
00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:53,600
report that the United States of America
563
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report that the United States of America
and the country of Iran have had over
564
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and the country of Iran have had over
565
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,269
and the country of Iran have had over
the last two days very good and
566
00:10:57,269 --> 00:10:57,279
the last two days very good and
567
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the last two days very good and
productive convers." He is pleased to
568
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productive convers." He is pleased to
569
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productive convers." He is pleased to
report this detailed and constructive
570
00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:01,920
report this detailed and constructive
571
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,470
report this detailed and constructive
conversations which will continue
572
00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:04,480
conversations which will continue
573
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,949
conversations which will continue
throughout the week. And that's witch
574
00:11:06,949 --> 00:11:06,959
throughout the week. And that's witch
575
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,990
throughout the week. And that's witch
with a pointy hat. Okay, he's a we're
576
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:10,000
with a pointy hat. Okay, he's a we're
577
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with a pointy hat. Okay, he's a we're
with Iran and the English language. He
578
00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:12,800
with Iran and the English language. He
579
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,190
with Iran and the English language. He
had to delete that and redo it, but he
580
00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:15,200
had to delete that and redo it, but he
581
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,949
had to delete that and redo it, but he
did nail the spelling on this post. He
582
00:11:16,949 --> 00:11:16,959
did nail the spelling on this post. He
583
00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:18,949
did nail the spelling on this post. He
wrote, "Now with the death of Iran, the
584
00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:18,959
wrote, "Now with the death of Iran, the
585
00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,870
wrote, "Now with the death of Iran, the
greatest enemy America has is the
586
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greatest enemy America has is the
587
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,269
greatest enemy America has is the
radical left, highly incompetent
588
00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:23,279
radical left, highly incompetent
589
00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:26,470
radical left, highly incompetent
Democrat party." I every day he sounds
590
00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:26,480
Democrat party." I every day he sounds
591
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,710
Democrat party." I every day he sounds
more like a comic book villain. We are
592
00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:28,720
more like a comic book villain. We are
593
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,550
more like a comic book villain. We are
one we're like one post away from him
594
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:30,560
one we're like one post away from him
595
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,790
one we're like one post away from him
threatening to poison Gotham City. And
596
00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:32,800
threatening to poison Gotham City. And
597
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,350
threatening to poison Gotham City. And
with all the the corporate capitulation
598
00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:35,360
with all the the corporate capitulation
599
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,590
with all the the corporate capitulation
we see every day, all the cowardice, I
600
00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:37,600
we see every day, all the cowardice, I
601
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,750
we see every day, all the cowardice, I
was glad to hear that the White House
602
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:39,760
was glad to hear that the White House
603
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,310
was glad to hear that the White House
will not play host to the reigning NBA
604
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:42,320
will not play host to the reigning NBA
605
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,389
will not play host to the reigning NBA
champions. The Oklahoma City Thunder
606
00:11:44,389 --> 00:11:44,399
champions. The Oklahoma City Thunder
607
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,470
champions. The Oklahoma City Thunder
announced they will not visit the White
608
00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:46,480
announced they will not visit the White
609
00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:50,470
announced they will not visit the White
House due to what they described
610
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:50,480
House due to what they described
611
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,829
House due to what they described
as a timing issue. They It was a timing
612
00:11:53,829 --> 00:11:53,839
as a timing issue. They It was a timing
613
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,670
as a timing issue. They It was a timing
issue that they will be available to
614
00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:55,680
issue that they will be available to
615
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,750
issue that they will be available to
visit the White House in two years and
616
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:57,760
visit the White House in two years and
617
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,990
visit the White House in two years and
10 months.
618
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:00,000
10 months.
619
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,710
10 months.
You know, we have a um
620
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You know, we have a um
621
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You know, we have a um
a new number one movie in America, a big
622
00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:05,040
a new number one movie in America, a big
623
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,829
a new number one movie in America, a big
one. Ryan Gosling's new Space Adventure,
624
00:12:07,829 --> 00:12:07,839
one. Ryan Gosling's new Space Adventure,
625
00:12:07,839 --> 00:12:10,150
one. Ryan Gosling's new Space Adventure,
Project Hail Mary, made more than $80
626
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:10,160
Project Hail Mary, made more than $80
627
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,310
Project Hail Mary, made more than $80
million this weekend. It is the biggest
628
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:12,320
million this weekend. It is the biggest
629
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,550
million this weekend. It is the biggest
opening for a film released by Amazon
630
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:14,560
opening for a film released by Amazon
631
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,389
opening for a film released by Amazon
ever, even bigger than the Melania
632
00:12:16,389 --> 00:12:16,399
ever, even bigger than the Melania
633
00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:18,710
ever, even bigger than the Melania
documentary. And whenever there's a
634
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:18,720
documentary. And whenever there's a
635
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,629
documentary. And whenever there's a
blockbuster about, we asked our movie
636
00:12:20,629 --> 00:12:20,639
blockbuster about, we asked our movie
637
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,870
blockbuster about, we asked our movie
star loving pal, Yaya, to review it. And
638
00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:22,880
star loving pal, Yaya, to review it. And
639
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,030
star loving pal, Yaya, to review it. And
here he is again, Yaya, talking about
640
00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:25,040
here he is again, Yaya, talking about
641
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:31,030
here he is again, Yaya, talking about
the movie Project Hail Mary.
642
00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:31,040
643
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,470
ACTION. HI, IT'S ME YAYA. I TALK ABOUT
644
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ACTION. HI, IT'S ME YAYA. I TALK ABOUT
645
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,269
ACTION. HI, IT'S ME YAYA. I TALK ABOUT
THE NEW MOVIE BEHIND ME. The movie
646
00:12:37,269 --> 00:12:37,279
THE NEW MOVIE BEHIND ME. The movie
647
00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:41,350
THE NEW MOVIE BEHIND ME. The movie
called Bore Banet
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called Bore Banet
649
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,670
called Bore Banet
Hel
650
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651
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,389
that THE MOVIE TALK ABOUT NASA ACTION
652
00:12:48,389 --> 00:12:48,399
that THE MOVIE TALK ABOUT NASA ACTION
653
00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:51,590
that THE MOVIE TALK ABOUT NASA ACTION
movie you know like moon movie. I got
654
00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:51,600
movie you know like moon movie. I got
655
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,230
movie you know like moon movie. I got
picture with the second guy. He go to
656
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:54,240
picture with the second guy. He go to
657
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,910
picture with the second guy. He go to
the moon. His name Baba. Old guy. The
658
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:57,920
the moon. His name Baba. Old guy. The
659
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the moon. His name Baba. Old guy. The
guy. HIS NAME RYAN GAZLEY. IS RYAN VERY
660
00:13:01,269 --> 00:13:01,279
guy. HIS NAME RYAN GAZLEY. IS RYAN VERY
661
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:04,629
guy. HIS NAME RYAN GAZLEY. IS RYAN VERY
VERY SEXY MAN. SEXY GLASSES, SEXY HAIR,
662
00:13:04,629 --> 00:13:04,639
VERY SEXY MAN. SEXY GLASSES, SEXY HAIR,
663
00:13:04,639 --> 00:13:08,069
VERY SEXY MAN. SEXY GLASSES, SEXY HAIR,
SEXY EYES, SEXY BEARD, SEXY NOISE, sexy
664
00:13:08,069 --> 00:13:08,079
SEXY EYES, SEXY BEARD, SEXY NOISE, sexy
665
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:11,350
SEXY EYES, SEXY BEARD, SEXY NOISE, sexy
for everything. And his wife really
666
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:11,360
for everything. And his wife really
667
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,550
for everything. And his wife really
wife. I got picture with Eva Angoria.
668
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:14,560
wife. I got picture with Eva Angoria.
669
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:18,150
wife. I got picture with Eva Angoria.
Right.
670
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:18,160
671
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,990
He's in the movie with the lady with the
672
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He's in the movie with the lady with the
673
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,750
He's in the movie with the lady with the
bank car blunt. Her name Marcus Ruby.
674
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:23,760
bank car blunt. Her name Marcus Ruby.
675
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,870
bank car blunt. Her name Marcus Ruby.
Yeah. Ryan is also in the romantic
676
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:26,880
Yeah. Ryan is also in the romantic
677
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,430
Yeah. Ryan is also in the romantic
movie. He kissed the lady in the rain
678
00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:29,440
movie. He kissed the lady in the rain
679
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,509
movie. He kissed the lady in the rain
and they have a lot of sex. He did the
680
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:31,519
and they have a lot of sex. He did the
681
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:36,150
and they have a lot of sex. He did the
move with the lady am
682
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:36,160
683
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,389
like south of music you know. I don't
684
00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:38,399
like south of music you know. I don't
685
00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:41,509
like south of music you know. I don't
know which freeway maybe 10 maybe 110
686
00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:41,519
know which freeway maybe 10 maybe 110
687
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:46,069
know which freeway maybe 10 maybe 110
maybe four or five maybe five.
688
00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:46,079
689
00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:48,150
So I met an alien.
690
00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:48,160
So I met an alien.
691
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,949
So I met an alien.
>> He meet the alien in the moon. His name
692
00:13:50,949 --> 00:13:50,959
>> He meet the alien in the moon. His name
693
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:54,470
>> He meet the alien in the moon. His name
Rocky like Sylvester Stone. I got the
694
00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:54,480
Rocky like Sylvester Stone. I got the
695
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:58,069
Rocky like Sylvester Stone. I got the
guy in the movie with the Rocky Caro
696
00:13:58,069 --> 00:13:58,079
guy in the movie with the Rocky Caro
697
00:13:58,079 --> 00:14:01,350
guy in the movie with the Rocky Caro
wash and he talk with him become friend
698
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:01,360
wash and he talk with him become friend
699
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,310
wash and he talk with him become friend
with him.
700
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:02,320
with him.
701
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,990
with him.
>> Let's find you a voice.
702
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:04,000
>> Let's find you a voice.
703
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,069
>> Let's find you a voice.
>> Oh my god. Hi guy.
704
00:14:06,069 --> 00:14:06,079
>> Oh my god. Hi guy.
705
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:06,470
>> Oh my god. Hi guy.
>> No.
706
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:06,480
>> No.
707
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,230
>> No.
>> GOD BLESS YOU. YOU FELLAS.
708
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:08,240
>> GOD BLESS YOU. YOU FELLAS.
709
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,350
>> GOD BLESS YOU. YOU FELLAS.
>> It's close enough.
710
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:09,360
>> It's close enough.
711
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,870
>> It's close enough.
>> Go see the movie. It's good movie. Is
712
00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:12,880
>> Go see the movie. It's good movie. Is
713
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:17,350
>> Go see the movie. It's good movie. Is
Ryan sexy man? is uh I love it. I DON'T
714
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:17,360
Ryan sexy man? is uh I love it. I DON'T
715
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:22,790
Ryan sexy man? is uh I love it. I DON'T
SEE IT. LET'S GO WATCH IT.
716
00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:22,800
717
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,150
OH, you didn't see it. It's far a lost.
718
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:26,160
OH, you didn't see it. It's far a lost.
719
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,069
OH, you didn't see it. It's far a lost.
All right, we got a good show tonight.
720
00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:28,079
All right, we got a good show tonight.
721
00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:29,910
All right, we got a good show tonight.
Darcy Carden is here. We have music from
722
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:29,920
Darcy Carden is here. We have music from
723
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,829
Darcy Carden is here. We have music from
Jeff Tweety and we'll be right back with
724
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:31,839
Jeff Tweety and we'll be right back with
725
00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:36,279
Jeff Tweety and we'll be right back with
James Mars. So, stick around.
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