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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:02,629 Welcome to the Daily Show. My name IS 2 00:00:02,629 --> 00:00:02,639 Welcome to the Daily Show. My name IS 3 00:00:02,639 --> 00:00:05,510 Welcome to the Daily Show. My name IS JOHN STEWART. MAN, WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR 4 00:00:05,510 --> 00:00:05,520 JOHN STEWART. MAN, WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR 5 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:06,869 JOHN STEWART. MAN, WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR TONIGHT. I know I said we got a great 6 00:00:06,869 --> 00:00:06,879 TONIGHT. I know I said we got a great 7 00:00:06,879 --> 00:00:08,790 TONIGHT. I know I said we got a great show for you tonight. Former national 8 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:08,800 show for you tonight. Former national 9 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,830 show for you tonight. Former national security adviser Jake Sullivan is going 10 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:11,840 security adviser Jake Sullivan is going 11 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,549 security adviser Jake Sullivan is going to be here tonight. And like all people 12 00:00:14,549 --> 00:00:14,559 to be here tonight. And like all people 13 00:00:14,559 --> 00:00:15,990 to be here tonight. And like all people with a nuanced understanding of the 14 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:16,000 with a nuanced understanding of the 15 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,269 with a nuanced understanding of the complex geopolitics of the Middle East. 16 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:19,279 complex geopolitics of the Middle East. 17 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:23,109 complex geopolitics of the Middle East. He's not working in government anymore. 18 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 He's not working in government anymore. 19 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:26,230 He's not working in government anymore. He has a podcast. 20 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:26,240 He has a podcast. 21 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:29,669 He has a podcast. He's in the manosphere. 22 00:00:29,669 --> 00:00:29,679 He's in the manosphere. 23 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:30,950 He's in the manosphere. But before I get to all that, ladies and 24 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:30,960 But before I get to all that, ladies and 25 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:36,150 But before I get to all that, ladies and gentlemen, 26 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:36,160 27 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,190 I hope you had a pleasant weekend 28 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:39,200 I hope you had a pleasant weekend 29 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,150 I hope you had a pleasant weekend and got some rest because the dizzy and 30 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:42,160 and got some rest because the dizzy and 31 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,950 and got some rest because the dizzy and chaotic carnival ride that is Donald 32 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:44,960 chaotic carnival ride that is Donald 33 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,869 chaotic carnival ride that is Donald Trump's America continues to carine down 34 00:00:46,869 --> 00:00:46,879 Trump's America continues to carine down 35 00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:49,110 Trump's America continues to carine down shitow hill. 36 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:49,120 shitow hill. 37 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,830 shitow hill. It's madness out there. TSA 38 00:00:51,830 --> 00:00:51,840 It's madness out there. TSA 39 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,510 It's madness out there. TSA lines longer than your actual trip. 40 00:00:55,510 --> 00:00:55,520 lines longer than your actual trip. 41 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,830 lines longer than your actual trip. escalating threats in the Middle East. 42 00:00:57,830 --> 00:00:57,840 escalating threats in the Middle East. 43 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,270 escalating threats in the Middle East. Planes driving into trucks. The only 44 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:01,280 Planes driving into trucks. The only 45 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,510 Planes driving into trucks. The only thing giving me joy 46 00:01:03,510 --> 00:01:03,520 thing giving me joy 47 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,270 thing giving me joy is looking forward to this season of The 48 00:01:05,270 --> 00:01:05,280 is looking forward to this season of The 49 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,310 is looking forward to this season of The Bachelorette. I mean, they've got 50 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:08,320 Bachelorette. I mean, they've got 51 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:10,230 Bachelorette. I mean, they've got a strong 52 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:10,240 a strong 53 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,190 a strong Mormon woman. She seems lovely. I hope 54 00:01:13,190 --> 00:01:13,200 Mormon woman. She seems lovely. I hope 55 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,350 Mormon woman. She seems lovely. I hope that she finds Hold on a second. I'm 56 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:15,360 that she finds Hold on a second. I'm 57 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:21,830 that she finds Hold on a second. I'm getting a call. No. 58 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:21,840 59 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,070 But luckily in everything that is going 60 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:24,080 But luckily in everything that is going 61 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,070 But luckily in everything that is going wrong in our country, our intrepid 62 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:26,080 wrong in our country, our intrepid 63 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,910 wrong in our country, our intrepid leader is utterly unbothered. The world 64 00:01:29,910 --> 00:01:29,920 leader is utterly unbothered. The world 65 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,630 leader is utterly unbothered. The world disintegrates around him 66 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:32,640 disintegrates around him 67 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,590 disintegrates around him largely due to his actions. 68 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:35,600 largely due to his actions. 69 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,590 largely due to his actions. Yet he still managed to spend the 70 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:37,600 Yet he still managed to spend the 71 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,950 Yet he still managed to spend the weekend golfing a couple of times and 72 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:40,960 weekend golfing a couple of times and 73 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,590 weekend golfing a couple of times and partying at Mara Lago. 74 00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:43,600 partying at Mara Lago. 75 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,109 partying at Mara Lago. >> I didn't know I was going to be here 76 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:45,119 >> I didn't know I was going to be here 77 00:01:45,119 --> 00:01:49,190 >> I didn't know I was going to be here today. 78 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:49,200 79 00:01:49,200 --> 00:02:00,149 I am supposed to be prosecuting the war. 80 00:02:00,149 --> 00:02:00,159 81 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:02,709 You know, I really think that the less 82 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:02,719 You know, I really think that the less 83 00:02:02,719 --> 00:02:05,749 You know, I really think that the less fun we're all having, 84 00:02:05,749 --> 00:02:05,759 fun we're all having, 85 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:09,589 fun we're all having, the better he seems to be doing. Does he 86 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:09,599 the better he seems to be doing. Does he 87 00:02:09,599 --> 00:02:12,470 the better he seems to be doing. Does he run on our misery? Does that make him 88 00:02:12,470 --> 00:02:12,480 run on our misery? Does that make him 89 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,030 run on our misery? Does that make him stronger? Now, to be fair, that was the 90 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:15,040 stronger? Now, to be fair, that was the 91 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,229 stronger? Now, to be fair, that was the weekend. Obviously, today is Monday, the 92 00:02:18,229 --> 00:02:18,239 weekend. Obviously, today is Monday, the 93 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:29,350 weekend. Obviously, today is Monday, the only day of the work week. 94 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:29,360 95 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,270 >> It's time to focus and get down to the 96 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:31,280 >> It's time to focus and get down to the 97 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,830 >> It's time to focus and get down to the sobering business of wrapping up this 98 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:33,840 sobering business of wrapping up this 99 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:34,630 sobering business of wrapping up this war. 100 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:34,640 war. 101 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,630 war. >> President Trump now arriving at 102 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:36,640 >> President Trump now arriving at 103 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:39,190 >> President Trump now arriving at Gasteland for a bit of a detour on his 104 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:39,200 Gasteland for a bit of a detour on his 105 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:39,589 Gasteland for a bit of a detour on his stop. 106 00:02:39,589 --> 00:02:39,599 stop. 107 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:41,430 stop. >> Elvis had two eighth degree black belts 108 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:41,440 >> Elvis had two eighth degree black belts 109 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,949 >> Elvis had two eighth degree black belts in karate. one was in Keno and that's 110 00:02:42,949 --> 00:02:42,959 in karate. one was in Keno and that's 111 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:43,430 in karate. one was in Keno and that's what this 112 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:43,440 what this 113 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,030 what this >> was he really good or was it just 114 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:45,040 >> was he really good or was it just 115 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,470 >> was he really good or was it just >> actually he was really good he started 116 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:46,480 >> actually he was really good he started 117 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:46,790 >> actually he was really good he started practicing 118 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:46,800 practicing 119 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:55,190 practicing >> could I have taken him in a fight 120 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:55,200 121 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,070 which Elvis are we talking about 122 00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:58,080 which Elvis are we talking about 123 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:05,350 which Elvis are we talking about 1950s Elvis no 1970s Elvis still no 124 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:05,360 1950s Elvis no 1970s Elvis still no 125 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,869 1950s Elvis no 1970s Elvis still no it's unbelievable how disconnected 126 00:03:06,869 --> 00:03:06,879 it's unbelievable how disconnected 127 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:08,470 it's unbelievable how disconnected Donald Trump is from the chaos that he 128 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:08,480 Donald Trump is from the chaos that he 129 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,949 Donald Trump is from the chaos that he himself is causing the American people 130 00:03:10,949 --> 00:03:10,959 himself is causing the American people 131 00:03:10,959 --> 00:03:12,710 himself is causing the American people but I'm glad You could have a nice time 132 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:12,720 but I'm glad You could have a nice time 133 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,030 but I'm glad You could have a nice time golfing and visiting Graceand while 134 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:15,040 golfing and visiting Graceand while 135 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,589 golfing and visiting Graceand while we're all freaking the out. 136 00:03:17,589 --> 00:03:17,599 we're all freaking the out. 137 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:19,430 we're all freaking the out. >> President Trump issues a deadline to 138 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:19,440 >> President Trump issues a deadline to 139 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,270 >> President Trump issues a deadline to open the Straight of Hormuz by Monday 140 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:21,280 open the Straight of Hormuz by Monday 141 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,589 open the Straight of Hormuz by Monday night or he says he'll quote obliterate 142 00:03:23,589 --> 00:03:23,599 night or he says he'll quote obliterate 143 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:24,949 night or he says he'll quote obliterate Iranian power plants. 144 00:03:24,949 --> 00:03:24,959 Iranian power plants. 145 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:27,110 Iranian power plants. >> Iran isn't blinking, saying if power 146 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:27,120 >> Iran isn't blinking, saying if power 147 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,190 >> Iran isn't blinking, saying if power plants are attacked, Iran will target 148 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:29,200 plants are attacked, Iran will target 149 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,350 plants are attacked, Iran will target the power plants of regional countries. 150 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:31,360 the power plants of regional countries. 151 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,229 the power plants of regional countries. >> This escalates every day with no end in 152 00:03:34,229 --> 00:03:34,239 >> This escalates every day with no end in 153 00:03:34,239 --> 00:03:34,710 >> This escalates every day with no end in sight. 154 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:34,720 sight. 155 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,949 sight. >> The countdown ticks towards Monday 156 00:03:36,949 --> 00:03:36,959 >> The countdown ticks towards Monday 157 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:37,990 >> The countdown ticks towards Monday night. 158 00:03:37,990 --> 00:03:38,000 night. 159 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,309 night. >> Oh, Monday. We've got plenty OF TIME TO 160 00:03:40,309 --> 00:03:40,319 >> Oh, Monday. We've got plenty OF TIME TO 161 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:44,869 >> Oh, Monday. We've got plenty OF TIME TO WAIT. 162 00:03:44,869 --> 00:03:44,879 163 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:49,990 IF I'M HERE, THAT MUST mean 164 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:50,000 165 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,789 lo and behold, today Trump removed the 166 00:03:52,789 --> 00:03:52,799 lo and behold, today Trump removed the 167 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:56,149 lo and behold, today Trump removed the sword of Donald Cle that he himself had 168 00:03:56,149 --> 00:03:56,159 sword of Donald Cle that he himself had 169 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:58,229 sword of Donald Cle that he himself had hung over our heads. 170 00:03:58,229 --> 00:03:58,239 hung over our heads. 171 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,070 hung over our heads. >> The president just posting moments ago, 172 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:00,080 >> The president just posting moments ago, 173 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,470 >> The president just posting moments ago, he has now decided to quote postpone any 174 00:04:02,470 --> 00:04:02,480 he has now decided to quote postpone any 175 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,470 he has now decided to quote postpone any and all military strikes on Iranian 176 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:04,480 and all military strikes on Iranian 177 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,229 and all military strikes on Iranian power plants. The president claiming the 178 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:06,239 power plants. The president claiming the 179 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:08,229 power plants. The president claiming the US has been negotiating with Iran over 180 00:04:08,229 --> 00:04:08,239 US has been negotiating with Iran over 181 00:04:08,239 --> 00:04:10,149 US has been negotiating with Iran over the weekend, calling them indepth, 182 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:10,159 the weekend, calling them indepth, 183 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:11,509 the weekend, calling them indepth, detailed, and constructive 184 00:04:11,509 --> 00:04:11,519 detailed, and constructive 185 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:12,869 detailed, and constructive conversations. 186 00:04:12,869 --> 00:04:12,879 conversations. 187 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:15,589 conversations. >> Oh, well, I guess we're all going to be 188 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:15,599 >> Oh, well, I guess we're all going to be 189 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:18,629 >> Oh, well, I guess we're all going to be have a little less action and a little 190 00:04:18,629 --> 00:04:18,639 have a little less action and a little 191 00:04:18,639 --> 00:04:32,390 have a little less action and a little more conversation. 192 00:04:32,390 --> 00:04:32,400 193 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,310 That's right, 194 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:34,320 That's right, 195 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,469 That's right, BOYS. 2, THREE, FOUR. 196 00:04:36,469 --> 00:04:36,479 BOYS. 2, THREE, FOUR. 197 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:41,590 BOYS. 2, THREE, FOUR. >> A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION. 198 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:41,600 199 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,790 >> That's all we get due to budget 200 00:04:42,790 --> 00:04:42,800 >> That's all we get due to budget 201 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,110 >> That's all we get due to budget constraints, unfortunately. 202 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:45,120 constraints, unfortunately. 203 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,830 constraints, unfortunately. But you know what? Take a step back. You 204 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:47,840 But you know what? Take a step back. You 205 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,990 But you know what? Take a step back. You know, it's a good news story. It's a 206 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:50,000 know, it's a good news story. It's a 207 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,350 know, it's a good news story. It's a sigh of relief for everybody. It's 208 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:51,360 sigh of relief for everybody. It's 209 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,990 sigh of relief for everybody. It's progress and we've got to celebrate the 210 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:54,000 progress and we've got to celebrate the 211 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,390 progress and we've got to celebrate the wins, you know, in this world. It's like 212 00:04:56,390 --> 00:04:56,400 wins, you know, in this world. It's like 213 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,749 wins, you know, in this world. It's like our friend Punch. You remember our 214 00:04:57,749 --> 00:04:57,759 our friend Punch. You remember our 215 00:04:57,759 --> 00:05:00,230 our friend Punch. You remember our friend Punch? 216 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:00,240 friend Punch? 217 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,189 friend Punch? >> Yeah, I agree. 218 00:05:03,189 --> 00:05:03,199 >> Yeah, I agree. 219 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:05,189 >> Yeah, I agree. We brought Punch up previously. Well, 220 00:05:05,189 --> 00:05:05,199 We brought Punch up previously. Well, 221 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:08,070 We brought Punch up previously. Well, good news. Does Punch the Monkey have a 222 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:08,080 good news. Does Punch the Monkey have a 223 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,230 good news. Does Punch the Monkey have a girlfriend? Punch has been spotted 224 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:10,240 girlfriend? Punch has been spotted 225 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,350 girlfriend? Punch has been spotted canoodling with a female monkey. There 226 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:13,360 canoodling with a female monkey. There 227 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,510 canoodling with a female monkey. There they are, hugging and kissing and 228 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:15,520 they are, hugging and kissing and 229 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,390 they are, hugging and kissing and affectionately playing with each other. 230 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:18,400 affectionately playing with each other. 231 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,550 affectionately playing with each other. >> Fantastic. 232 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:20,560 >> Fantastic. 233 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:24,150 >> Fantastic. It's really nice. Although, um, 234 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:24,160 It's really nice. Although, um, 235 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,670 It's really nice. Although, um, hey, listen girl, straight talk. 236 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:27,680 hey, listen girl, straight talk. 237 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:31,350 hey, listen girl, straight talk. I know what you're thinking, but girl, 238 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:31,360 I know what you're thinking, but girl, 239 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,950 I know what you're thinking, but girl, you can't fix him. 240 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:34,960 you can't fix him. 241 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:42,710 you can't fix him. You just 242 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:42,720 243 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,790 punch. Seriously, if you're watching, I 244 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:44,800 punch. Seriously, if you're watching, I 245 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,590 punch. Seriously, if you're watching, I am happy for you. But little advice, 246 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:47,600 am happy for you. But little advice, 247 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,990 am happy for you. But little advice, prenup. 248 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:50,000 prenup. 249 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,990 prenup. You're a famous guy now and you don't 250 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:52,000 You're a famous guy now and you don't 251 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,990 You're a famous guy now and you don't want to end up splitting your fortune in 252 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:54,000 want to end up splitting your fortune in 253 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:59,749 want to end up splitting your fortune in half. 254 00:05:59,749 --> 00:05:59,759 255 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:07,830 I guess that's not quite half. 256 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:07,840 257 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,990 BUT BACK TO ESCALATING. Tell God, do I 258 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:10,000 BUT BACK TO ESCALATING. Tell God, do I 259 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:21,270 BUT BACK TO ESCALATING. Tell God, do I really have to 260 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:21,280 261 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,749 But back to Iran, 262 00:06:23,749 --> 00:06:23,759 But back to Iran, 263 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,430 But back to Iran, escalating tensions in the Middle East. 264 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:25,440 escalating tensions in the Middle East. 265 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,590 escalating tensions in the Middle East. I must applaud the president for 266 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:27,600 I must applaud the president for 267 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,029 I must applaud the president for stepping back from the cliff of 268 00:06:29,029 --> 00:06:29,039 stepping back from the cliff of 269 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:31,510 stepping back from the cliff of escalation and engaging Iran in 270 00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:31,520 escalation and engaging Iran in 271 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,629 escalation and engaging Iran in productive talks. 272 00:06:32,629 --> 00:06:32,639 productive talks. 273 00:06:32,639 --> 00:06:34,950 productive talks. >> Iran has responded at state media saying 274 00:06:34,950 --> 00:06:34,960 >> Iran has responded at state media saying 275 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:43,350 >> Iran has responded at state media saying there are no talks. 276 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:43,360 277 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,550 Well, now we're in the uncomfortable 278 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:46,560 Well, now we're in the uncomfortable 279 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,390 Well, now we're in the uncomfortable position 280 00:06:48,390 --> 00:06:48,400 position 281 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:54,790 position of who to believe. 282 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:54,800 283 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,870 Normally in this situation, I think we'd 284 00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:56,880 Normally in this situation, I think we'd 285 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:01,270 Normally in this situation, I think we'd all be inclined to in some measure not 286 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:01,280 all be inclined to in some measure not 287 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,589 all be inclined to in some measure not trust the pronouncements coming from 288 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:03,599 trust the pronouncements coming from 289 00:07:03,599 --> 00:07:07,110 trust the pronouncements coming from this theocratic and corrupt regime, 290 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:07,120 this theocratic and corrupt regime, 291 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,270 this theocratic and corrupt regime, Iran. 292 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:09,280 Iran. 293 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,749 Iran. talking about Iran with clarity. I just 294 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:11,759 talking about Iran with clarity. I just 295 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:16,390 talking about Iran with clarity. I just want to not Iran, we we'd be inclined 296 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:16,400 want to not Iran, we we'd be inclined 297 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,110 want to not Iran, we we'd be inclined not to trust Iran. 298 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:19,120 not to trust Iran. 299 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,870 not to trust Iran. So So let's give our president the 300 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:20,880 So So let's give our president the 301 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,550 So So let's give our president the benefit of the doubt and just probe a 302 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:22,560 benefit of the doubt and just probe a 303 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,270 benefit of the doubt and just probe a little deeper. Sir, you say we're having 304 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:25,280 little deeper. Sir, you say we're having 305 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:29,589 little deeper. Sir, you say we're having talks with Iran. Uh who did you talk to? 306 00:07:29,589 --> 00:07:29,599 talks with Iran. Uh who did you talk to? 307 00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:37,189 talks with Iran. Uh who did you talk to? >> A top a top person. 308 00:07:37,189 --> 00:07:37,199 309 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:41,350 the top person or the 310 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:41,360 the top person or the 311 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,749 the top person or the top person. The the article really makes 312 00:07:43,749 --> 00:07:43,759 top person. The the article really makes 313 00:07:43,759 --> 00:07:49,350 top person. The the article really makes a huge difference here. Like the guy or 314 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:49,360 a huge difference here. Like the guy or 315 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,230 a huge difference here. Like the guy or some guy 316 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:52,240 some guy 317 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,510 some guy >> you know it's a little tough. They've 318 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:53,520 >> you know it's a little tough. They've 319 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:58,950 >> you know it's a little tough. They've wiped out we've wiped out everybody. 320 00:07:58,950 --> 00:07:58,960 321 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,230 So, a lower level guy who's been 322 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:02,240 So, a lower level guy who's been 323 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:06,869 So, a lower level guy who's been elevated to a a higher uh echelon, a a 324 00:08:06,869 --> 00:08:06,879 elevated to a a higher uh echelon, a a 325 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:10,950 elevated to a a higher uh echelon, a a bottom who is now a top uh 326 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:10,960 bottom who is now a top uh 327 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:15,270 bottom who is now a top uh versatile, but but not 328 00:08:15,270 --> 00:08:15,280 329 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:20,390 not stop it 330 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:20,400 331 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:25,110 or I will rip your stuffed monkey 332 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:25,120 or I will rip your stuffed monkey 333 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:29,909 or I will rip your stuffed monkey in half. 334 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:29,919 335 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:32,550 So, you're talking to a guy, but not the 336 00:08:32,550 --> 00:08:32,560 So, you're talking to a guy, but not the 337 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,430 So, you're talking to a guy, but not the top guy. Not the supreme leader. 338 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:35,440 top guy. Not the supreme leader. 339 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,269 top guy. Not the supreme leader. >> No, not the supreme leader, but the 340 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:37,279 >> No, not the supreme leader, but the 341 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:39,750 >> No, not the supreme leader, but the people that seem to be running it. 342 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:39,760 people that seem to be running it. 343 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,149 people that seem to be running it. >> Again, 344 00:08:42,149 --> 00:08:42,159 >> Again, 345 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:46,710 >> Again, running it or seem to be running it. 346 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:46,720 running it or seem to be running it. 347 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,670 running it or seem to be running it. It's a big difference. Hey, where's our 348 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:49,680 It's a big difference. Hey, where's our 349 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,790 It's a big difference. Hey, where's our car? Oh, I gave it to the guy who seems 350 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:52,800 car? Oh, I gave it to the guy who seems 351 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,150 car? Oh, I gave it to the guy who seems TO BE THE VALET. 352 00:08:56,150 --> 00:08:56,160 TO BE THE VALET. 353 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,910 TO BE THE VALET. HE HAD A JACKET. HE WAS standing by the 354 00:08:57,910 --> 00:08:57,920 HE HAD A JACKET. HE WAS standing by the 355 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,430 HE HAD A JACKET. HE WAS standing by the curb. Seemed like a top guy. And he did 356 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:01,440 curb. Seemed like a top guy. And he did 357 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:08,630 curb. Seemed like a top guy. And he did take the car. 358 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:08,640 359 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,949 What made you think he was the top guy 360 00:09:10,949 --> 00:09:10,959 What made you think he was the top guy 361 00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:13,030 What made you think he was the top guy when you had the talks with him? 362 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:13,040 when you had the talks with him? 363 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:17,350 when you had the talks with him? >> Mr. Witchoff and Mr. Kushner had them. 364 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:17,360 >> Mr. Witchoff and Mr. Kushner had them. 365 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,550 >> Mr. Witchoff and Mr. Kushner had them. >> So you didn't even talk to them. your 366 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:20,560 >> So you didn't even talk to them. your 367 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,750 >> So you didn't even talk to them. your guys who quite frankly don't seem like 368 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:23,760 guys who quite frankly don't seem like 369 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,630 guys who quite frankly don't seem like top guys talk to their seemingly 370 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:26,640 top guys talk to their seemingly 371 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:31,110 top guys talk to their seemingly somewhat top guy. Are Jared and Steve 372 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:31,120 somewhat top guy. Are Jared and Steve 373 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,430 somewhat top guy. Are Jared and Steve sure this is even a real person that 374 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:33,440 sure this is even a real person that 375 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,310 sure this is even a real person that they're talking to? Out of curiosity, 376 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:36,320 they're talking to? Out of curiosity, 377 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,870 they're talking to? Out of curiosity, did the top Iranian guy ever ask for 378 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:38,880 did the top Iranian guy ever ask for 379 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:42,790 did the top Iranian guy ever ask for their social security numbers 380 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:42,800 their social security numbers 381 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,990 their social security numbers or Target gift cards? 382 00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:46,000 or Target gift cards? 383 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,070 or Target gift cards? Is their top guy's name by any chance, 384 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:48,080 Is their top guy's name by any chance, 385 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:52,230 Is their top guy's name by any chance, Ali Baba Buouie? 386 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:52,240 Ali Baba Buouie? 387 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,990 Ali Baba Buouie? Because it's sounding like 388 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:56,000 Because it's sounding like 389 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,269 Because it's sounding like Maybe if you walk us through the 390 00:09:57,269 --> 00:09:57,279 Maybe if you walk us through the 391 00:09:57,279 --> 00:09:59,829 Maybe if you walk us through the details, it'll feel more real. 392 00:09:59,829 --> 00:09:59,839 details, it'll feel more real. 393 00:09:59,839 --> 00:10:01,110 details, it'll feel more real. >> You said there's many points of 394 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:01,120 >> You said there's many points of 395 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,870 >> You said there's many points of agreement with Iran right now. 396 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:02,880 agreement with Iran right now. 397 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,150 agreement with Iran right now. >> What? Can you give us a 398 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:04,160 >> What? Can you give us a 399 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,710 >> What? Can you give us a >> Many? Like 15 points. 400 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:06,720 >> Many? Like 15 points. 401 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,630 >> Many? Like 15 points. >> 15 points. 402 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:08,640 >> 15 points. 403 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,269 >> 15 points. >> Like 15 404 00:10:11,269 --> 00:10:11,279 >> Like 15 405 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:13,350 >> Like 15 or 15? 406 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:13,360 or 15? 407 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,990 or 15? GOD DAMN IT. WHY DO WE HAVE TO 408 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:16,000 GOD DAMN IT. WHY DO WE HAVE TO 409 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:32,550 GOD DAMN IT. WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS? WHAT ARE WE DOING? 410 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:32,560 411 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,790 >> WELL, WELL, WELL. Looks like the 412 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:34,800 >> WELL, WELL, WELL. Looks like the 413 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:40,310 >> WELL, WELL, WELL. Looks like the creatine is working. 414 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:40,320 415 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:44,470 I only eat meats and ferments. 416 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:44,480 I only eat meats and ferments. 417 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:48,949 I only eat meats and ferments. Seriously, like 15 or 15? Just just keep 418 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:48,959 Seriously, like 15 or 15? Just just keep 419 00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:51,110 Seriously, like 15 or 15? Just just keep going. What's the first point? 420 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:51,120 going. What's the first point? 421 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,230 going. What's the first point? >> Well, they're not going to have a 422 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:52,240 >> Well, they're not going to have a 423 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,230 >> Well, they're not going to have a nuclear weapon. That's number one. 424 00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:54,240 nuclear weapon. That's number one. 425 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,389 nuclear weapon. That's number one. That's number one, two, and three. 426 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:56,399 That's number one, two, and three. 427 00:10:56,399 --> 00:11:00,790 That's number one, two, and three. >> It's 428 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:00,800 429 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,430 I want to believe this is real, but 430 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:03,440 I want to believe this is real, but 431 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,990 I want to believe this is real, but there's no way that your 15-point 432 00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:06,000 there's no way that your 15-point 433 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,990 there's no way that your 15-point agreement one, two, and three are no 434 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:08,000 agreement one, two, and three are no 435 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,670 agreement one, two, and three are no nucle. First of all, that makes it a 436 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:09,680 nucle. First of all, that makes it a 437 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,269 nucle. First of all, that makes it a 13-point agreement just right off the 438 00:11:11,269 --> 00:11:11,279 13-point agreement just right off the 439 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,590 13-point agreement just right off the bat. And there's no way you went to 440 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:13,600 bat. And there's no way you went to 441 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,870 bat. And there's no way you went to Iran. And we're like, "All right, first 442 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:14,880 Iran. And we're like, "All right, first 443 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,790 Iran. And we're like, "All right, first point, no nuclear weapons." And point 444 00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:16,800 point, no nuclear weapons." And point 445 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,630 point, no nuclear weapons." And point number two, same shame. 446 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:20,640 447 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,870 Point number three, C. Point number two, 448 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:24,880 Point number three, C. Point number two, 449 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,710 Point number three, C. Point number two, that's what we're supposed to believe. 450 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:26,720 that's what we're supposed to believe. 451 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,550 that's what we're supposed to believe. >> They will never have a nuclear weapon. 452 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:28,560 >> They will never have a nuclear weapon. 453 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,110 >> They will never have a nuclear weapon. >> Yes. 454 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:29,120 >> Yes. 455 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,269 >> Yes. >> They've agreed to that. 456 00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:31,279 >> They've agreed to that. 457 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:34,470 >> They've agreed to that. >> Look, 458 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:34,480 459 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,550 Donald Trump is without a doubt one of 460 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:36,560 Donald Trump is without a doubt one of 461 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,230 Donald Trump is without a doubt one of the most prodigious liars this country 462 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:38,240 the most prodigious liars this country 463 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,230 the most prodigious liars this country has ever produced. He's our supreme 464 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:40,240 has ever produced. He's our supreme 465 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,630 has ever produced. He's our supreme misleader. 466 00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:42,640 misleader. 467 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,630 misleader. But the chaos this very actual war is 468 00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:46,640 But the chaos this very actual war is 469 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,069 But the chaos this very actual war is creating is making us question even his 470 00:11:50,069 --> 00:11:50,079 creating is making us question even his 471 00:11:50,079 --> 00:11:53,190 creating is making us question even his reality distorting powers. Let's let's 472 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:53,200 reality distorting powers. Let's let's 473 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,670 reality distorting powers. Let's let's step back into the wayback machine all 474 00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:55,680 step back into the wayback machine all 475 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,470 step back into the wayback machine all the way back I I don't know June when 476 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:58,480 the way back I I don't know June when 477 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,949 the way back I I don't know June when Israel and the United States first 478 00:12:00,949 --> 00:12:00,959 Israel and the United States first 479 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:03,670 Israel and the United States first bombed Iran's nuclear program. 480 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:03,680 bombed Iran's nuclear program. 481 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,910 bombed Iran's nuclear program. >> We wiped out the nuclear capability of 482 00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:05,920 >> We wiped out the nuclear capability of 483 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,590 >> We wiped out the nuclear capability of Iran obliterated it. 484 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:07,600 Iran obliterated it. 485 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,590 Iran obliterated it. >> It was obliterated like nobody's ever 486 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:09,600 >> It was obliterated like nobody's ever 487 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,670 >> It was obliterated like nobody's ever seen before. I would say it's set back 488 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:11,680 seen before. I would say it's set back 489 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,470 seen before. I would say it's set back permanently. 490 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:12,480 permanently. 491 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,870 permanently. >> That place is under rock. That place is 492 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:14,880 >> That place is under rock. That place is 493 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,430 >> That place is under rock. That place is demolished. 494 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:15,440 demolished. 495 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,590 demolished. >> They're never going to have nuclear. 496 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:17,600 >> They're never going to have nuclear. 497 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,710 >> They're never going to have nuclear. >> Never permanently 498 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:20,720 >> Never permanently 499 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,310 >> Never permanently obliterated. 500 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:22,320 obliterated. 501 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,910 obliterated. I'm sorry. Caitlyn Collins, you have a 502 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:23,920 I'm sorry. Caitlyn Collins, you have a 503 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:24,710 I'm sorry. Caitlyn Collins, you have a question. 504 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:24,720 question. 505 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,190 question. >> You obliterated their nuclear sites last 506 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:27,200 >> You obliterated their nuclear sites last 507 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,949 >> You obliterated their nuclear sites last summer with your strikes. Then how can 508 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:28,959 summer with your strikes. Then how can 509 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,030 summer with your strikes. Then how can you argue it was an imminent threat now? 510 00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:31,040 you argue it was an imminent threat now? 511 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,269 you argue it was an imminent threat now? >> Oh, we hit them so hard we oblitered 512 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:33,279 >> Oh, we hit them so hard we oblitered 513 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:35,350 >> Oh, we hit them so hard we oblitered them. But obliterated them. But that 514 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:35,360 them. But obliterated them. But that 515 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,430 them. But obliterated them. But that doesn't mean with the right equipment, 516 00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:37,440 doesn't mean with the right equipment, 517 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,389 doesn't mean with the right equipment, you can't dig down and go get it. 518 00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:40,399 you can't dig down and go get it. 519 00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:43,670 you can't dig down and go get it. Actually, 520 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:43,680 521 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,190 I think it's exactly what it means. 522 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:47,200 I think it's exactly what it means. 523 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,990 I think it's exactly what it means. That's what God damn it. 524 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:52,000 525 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,470 It's so annoying. It's so unbelievably 526 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:56,480 It's so annoying. It's so unbelievably 527 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:02,790 It's so annoying. It's so unbelievably annoying. Here we go. 528 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:02,800 529 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,870 to obliterate, to destroy completely, 530 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:06,880 to obliterate, to destroy completely, 531 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,069 to obliterate, to destroy completely, leaving nothing behind. 532 00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:10,079 leaving nothing behind. 533 00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:11,670 leaving nothing behind. THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE ABOUT WELL, WE 534 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:11,680 THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE ABOUT WELL, WE 535 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,910 THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE ABOUT WELL, WE COMPLETELY obliterated it unless they 536 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:13,920 COMPLETELY obliterated it unless they 537 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:20,230 COMPLETELY obliterated it unless they have shovels. Like, 538 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:20,240 539 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,990 >> by the way, nuclear question to sign. 540 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:22,000 >> by the way, nuclear question to sign. 541 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,190 >> by the way, nuclear question to sign. Are they even opening the Straight of 542 00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:23,200 Are they even opening the Straight of 543 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,190 Are they even opening the Straight of Hormuz? Isn't that what prompted your 544 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:25,200 Hormuz? Isn't that what prompted your 545 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,949 Hormuz? Isn't that what prompted your apocalyptic ultimatum in the first 546 00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:26,959 apocalyptic ultimatum in the first 547 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:27,750 apocalyptic ultimatum in the first place? 548 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:27,760 place? 549 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,829 place? >> That'll be opened very soon if this 550 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:29,839 >> That'll be opened very soon if this 551 00:13:29,839 --> 00:13:30,230 >> That'll be opened very soon if this works. 552 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:30,240 works. 553 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,710 works. >> How soon? And who's in control of it? 554 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:32,720 >> How soon? And who's in control of it? 555 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,150 >> How soon? And who's in control of it? Will Iran still be able to control the 556 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:34,160 Will Iran still be able to control the 557 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:34,870 Will Iran still be able to control the flow of oil? 558 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:34,880 flow of oil? 559 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,829 flow of oil? >> Uh be jointly controlled 560 00:13:37,829 --> 00:13:37,839 >> Uh be jointly controlled 561 00:13:37,839 --> 00:13:39,269 >> Uh be jointly controlled >> by who? 562 00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:39,279 >> by who? 563 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:40,470 >> by who? >> Maybe me. 564 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:40,480 >> Maybe me. 565 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,269 >> Maybe me. >> Maybe me. 566 00:13:41,269 --> 00:13:41,279 >> Maybe me. 567 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,230 >> Maybe me. >> The United States, 568 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:42,240 >> The United States, 569 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,829 >> The United States, >> me and the Ayatollah, whoever the 570 00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:43,839 >> me and the Ayatollah, whoever the 571 00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:47,990 >> me and the Ayatollah, whoever the Ayatollah is. 572 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:48,000 573 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,629 Coming soon 574 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:50,639 Coming soon 575 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:52,550 Coming soon from Sky Dance Paramount Brothers Amazon 576 00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:52,560 from Sky Dance Paramount Brothers Amazon 577 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,310 from Sky Dance Paramount Brothers Amazon Comcast. 578 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:56,320 579 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,470 Two bitter enemies put aside their 580 00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:58,480 Two bitter enemies put aside their 581 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,629 Two bitter enemies put aside their differences 582 00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:00,639 differences 583 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:04,310 differences and learn 584 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:04,320 585 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:09,110 and LEARN THAT OILS FAIR IN LOVING WAR. 586 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:09,120 and LEARN THAT OILS FAIR IN LOVING WAR. 587 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,670 and LEARN THAT OILS FAIR IN LOVING WAR. Will opening a straight 588 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:11,680 Will opening a straight 589 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,230 Will opening a straight open their hearts? 590 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:14,240 open their hearts? 591 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,470 open their hearts? premieres on Paramount Plus plus minus 592 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:16,480 premieres on Paramount Plus plus minus 593 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:21,509 premieres on Paramount Plus plus minus divided by 594 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:21,519 595 00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:25,030 has already been cancelled. 596 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:25,040 has already been cancelled. 597 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,710 has already been cancelled. Jesus, 598 00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:26,720 Jesus, 599 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,269 Jesus, what the Oh, maybe I'll run it with the 600 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:29,279 what the Oh, maybe I'll run it with the 601 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:33,670 what the Oh, maybe I'll run it with the Ayatollah like two bridge trolls. 602 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:33,680 Ayatollah like two bridge trolls. 603 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,150 Ayatollah like two bridge trolls. Whoever wants to take oil to sea must 604 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:36,160 Whoever wants to take oil to sea must 605 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,829 Whoever wants to take oil to sea must answer me these riddles three. 606 00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:39,839 answer me these riddles three. 607 00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:43,509 answer me these riddles three. I hate Here's what I hate. I hate how 608 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:43,519 I hate Here's what I hate. I hate how 609 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:46,230 I hate Here's what I hate. I hate how these questions of great importance and 610 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:46,240 these questions of great importance and 611 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,269 these questions of great importance and consequence to our country he handles 612 00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:49,279 consequence to our country he handles 613 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:52,389 consequence to our country he handles with such shitty glibess. Maybe I'll run 614 00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:52,399 with such shitty glibess. Maybe I'll run 615 00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:56,470 with such shitty glibess. Maybe I'll run it. Aren't I a little stinker? 616 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:56,480 it. Aren't I a little stinker? 617 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,710 it. Aren't I a little stinker? I BOMBED IRAN. CAN'T YOU JUST EAT ME UP 618 00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:58,720 I BOMBED IRAN. CAN'T YOU JUST EAT ME UP 619 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,269 I BOMBED IRAN. CAN'T YOU JUST EAT ME UP WITH A SPOON? 620 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:01,279 WITH A SPOON? 621 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:02,949 WITH A SPOON? >> MEANWHILE, here in America, we don't 622 00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:02,959 >> MEANWHILE, here in America, we don't 623 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,269 >> MEANWHILE, here in America, we don't even need a war to degrade our own 624 00:15:05,269 --> 00:15:05,279 even need a war to degrade our own 625 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,670 even need a war to degrade our own infrastructure. Our airports are 626 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:07,680 infrastructure. Our airports are 627 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,150 infrastructure. Our airports are COLLAPSING ALL BY THEMSELVES. 628 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:10,160 COLLAPSING ALL BY THEMSELVES. 629 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,150 COLLAPSING ALL BY THEMSELVES. >> THE FOX NEWS ALERT. Chaos erupting at 630 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:12,160 >> THE FOX NEWS ALERT. Chaos erupting at 631 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,189 >> THE FOX NEWS ALERT. Chaos erupting at America's airport. 632 00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:13,199 America's airport. 633 00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:14,790 America's airport. >> This line in Atlanta showing people 634 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:14,800 >> This line in Atlanta showing people 635 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,110 >> This line in Atlanta showing people lined up around midnight for flights 636 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:17,120 lined up around midnight for flights 637 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,230 lined up around midnight for flights leaving this morning. 638 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:18,240 leaving this morning. 639 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,069 leaving this morning. >> I've been here almost 2 hours. 640 00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:20,079 >> I've been here almost 2 hours. 641 00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:21,829 >> I've been here almost 2 hours. >> 3 and 1 half hours. Look at that. We 642 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:21,839 >> 3 and 1 half hours. Look at that. We 643 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,629 >> 3 and 1 half hours. Look at that. We might not make it. 644 00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:22,639 might not make it. 645 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,470 might not make it. >> My flight is boarding right now. 646 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:24,480 >> My flight is boarding right now. 647 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:39,030 >> My flight is boarding right now. >> Oh no. 648 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:39,040 649 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,829 Way ahead of you, kid. 650 00:15:41,829 --> 00:15:41,839 Way ahead of you, kid. 651 00:15:41,839 --> 00:15:43,990 Way ahead of you, kid. Oh no. 652 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:44,000 Oh no. 653 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,590 Oh no. That should be the left's new don't 654 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:45,600 That should be the left's new don't 655 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,230 That should be the left's new don't tread on me flag. 656 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:48,240 tread on me flag. 657 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,269 tread on me flag. Oh no. 658 00:15:51,269 --> 00:15:51,279 Oh no. 659 00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:54,629 Oh no. American travelers are so stressed out. 660 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:54,639 American travelers are so stressed out. 661 00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:56,870 American travelers are so stressed out. What incredibly uncontroversial American 662 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:56,880 What incredibly uncontroversial American 663 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:01,030 What incredibly uncontroversial American enforcement agency could we deploy to? 664 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:01,040 enforcement agency could we deploy to? 665 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,910 enforcement agency could we deploy to? Oh, you're way ahead of me. I believe 666 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:03,920 Oh, you're way ahead of me. I believe 667 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:08,550 Oh, you're way ahead of me. I believe the audience in mass just went, "Oh, no. 668 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:08,560 the audience in mass just went, "Oh, no. 669 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,550 the audience in mass just went, "Oh, no. What agency could we deploy to our 670 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:10,560 What agency could we deploy to our 671 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,350 What agency could we deploy to our airports to ease passengers journey? 672 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:13,360 airports to ease passengers journey? 673 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,870 airports to ease passengers journey? This morning, the Trump administration 674 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:14,880 This morning, the Trump administration 675 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,990 This morning, the Trump administration is now deploying ICE agents to help TSA 676 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:18,000 is now deploying ICE agents to help TSA 677 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:23,269 is now deploying ICE agents to help TSA officers. 678 00:16:23,269 --> 00:16:23,279 679 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:26,069 >> Oh no. 680 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:26,079 >> Oh no. 681 00:16:26,079 --> 00:16:29,829 >> Oh no. We're sending in ICE agents to calm the 682 00:16:29,829 --> 00:16:29,839 We're sending in ICE agents to calm the 683 00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:32,389 We're sending in ICE agents to calm the situation. It makes perfect sense. It's 684 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:32,399 situation. It makes perfect sense. It's 685 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:35,189 situation. It makes perfect sense. It's kind of like the way we calm our dogs 686 00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:35,199 kind of like the way we calm our dogs 687 00:16:35,199 --> 00:16:38,230 kind of like the way we calm our dogs during thunderstorms with a blanket of 688 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:38,240 during thunderstorms with a blanket of 689 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:44,949 during thunderstorms with a blanket of fireworks. 690 00:16:44,949 --> 00:16:44,959 691 00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:48,150 You're okay, Rusty. 692 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:48,160 You're okay, Rusty. 693 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:52,470 You're okay, Rusty. Rono, 694 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:52,480 695 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,389 not to worry. Our incredibly competent 696 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:54,399 not to worry. Our incredibly competent 697 00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:56,069 not to worry. Our incredibly competent government knows exactly how these ICE 698 00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:56,079 government knows exactly how these ICE 699 00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:57,350 government knows exactly how these ICE agents can help alleviate these 700 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:57,360 agents can help alleviate these 701 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,350 agents can help alleviate these incredibly long TSA lines. Right, 702 00:16:59,350 --> 00:16:59,360 incredibly long TSA lines. Right, 703 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,509 incredibly long TSA lines. Right, Transportation Secretary Shan Duffy? We 704 00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:01,519 Transportation Secretary Shan Duffy? We 705 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:04,549 Transportation Secretary Shan Duffy? We have ICE agents who are trained and can 706 00:17:04,549 --> 00:17:04,559 have ICE agents who are trained and can 707 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:06,150 have ICE agents who are trained and can uh provide assistance to agents. They 708 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:06,160 uh provide assistance to agents. They 709 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,990 uh provide assistance to agents. They run those same type of security machines 710 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:08,000 run those same type of security machines 711 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,590 run those same type of security machines at the southern border. 712 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:09,600 at the southern border. 713 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,870 at the southern border. >> Oh, great. Well, that'll be really 714 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:10,880 >> Oh, great. Well, that'll be really 715 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,630 >> Oh, great. Well, that'll be really helpful if it's true. Is it true? Guy in 716 00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:14,640 helpful if it's true. Is it true? Guy in 717 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,829 helpful if it's true. Is it true? Guy in charge of ICE. 718 00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:15,839 charge of ICE. 719 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,990 charge of ICE. >> ICE isn't trained on X-rays and look at 720 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:18,000 >> ICE isn't trained on X-rays and look at 721 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,750 >> ICE isn't trained on X-rays and look at X-rays, see if there's, you know, 722 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:19,760 X-rays, see if there's, you know, 723 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,350 X-rays, see if there's, you know, something dangerous in that luggage. 724 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:21,360 something dangerous in that luggage. 725 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,630 something dangerous in that luggage. Well, no kidding. And we're not going to 726 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:22,640 Well, no kidding. And we're not going to 727 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,069 Well, no kidding. And we're not going to be doing that. 728 00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:26,079 729 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,470 >> ICE isn't trained on X-rays. No 730 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:28,480 >> ICE isn't trained on X-rays. No 731 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,310 >> ICE isn't trained on X-rays. No surprise. They don't really seem to be 732 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:30,320 surprise. They don't really seem to be 733 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,029 surprise. They don't really seem to be trained on anything actually. And by the 734 00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:33,039 trained on anything actually. And by the 735 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:35,350 trained on anything actually. And by the way, who the 736 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:35,360 way, who the 737 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:40,950 way, who the HONESTLY 738 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:40,960 739 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,630 who the even thought it was a good 740 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:44,640 who the even thought it was a good 741 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,310 who the even thought it was a good idea to send America's most hair trigger 742 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:46,320 idea to send America's most hair trigger 743 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,029 idea to send America's most hair trigger agency into America's most hairraising 744 00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:49,039 agency into America's most hairraising 745 00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:50,310 agency into America's most hairraising environment? 746 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:50,320 environment? 747 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,150 environment? >> Whose idea was that when I took the 748 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:52,160 >> Whose idea was that when I took the 749 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:52,789 >> Whose idea was that when I took the airport? 750 00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:52,799 airport? 751 00:17:52,799 --> 00:18:01,669 airport? >> That was mine. 752 00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:01,679 753 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:04,630 What in God's name possessed you to do 754 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:04,640 What in God's name possessed you to do 755 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,270 What in God's name possessed you to do that? 756 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:05,280 that? 757 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,710 that? >> That was like the paperclip. You know 758 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:06,720 >> That was like the paperclip. You know 759 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:14,070 >> That was like the paperclip. You know the story of the paper clip? 760 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:14,080 761 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,270 How many more years 762 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:17,280 How many more years 763 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,630 How many more years of this 764 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:20,640 of this 765 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,310 of this Go ahead. 766 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:22,320 Go ahead. 767 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,029 Go ahead. 182 years ago, a man discovered the 768 00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:25,039 182 years ago, a man discovered the 769 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:27,909 182 years ago, a man discovered the paperclip. It was so simple. And 770 00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:27,919 paperclip. It was so simple. And 771 00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,590 paperclip. It was so simple. And everybody that looked at it say, "Why 772 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:29,600 everybody that looked at it say, "Why 773 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,150 everybody that looked at it say, "Why didn't I think of that?" Uh, ICE was my 774 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:32,160 didn't I think of that?" Uh, ICE was my 775 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:38,070 didn't I think of that?" Uh, ICE was my idea. 776 00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:38,080 777 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,870 Right now in Iran, they're going, 778 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:40,880 Right now in Iran, they're going, 779 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:45,350 Right now in Iran, they're going, "Are we talking to a top guy?" 780 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:45,360 "Are we talking to a top guy?" 781 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,909 "Are we talking to a top guy?" Because I don't think I don't think this 782 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:47,919 Because I don't think I don't think this 783 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,789 Because I don't think I don't think this is A TOP GUY. YEAH, WE were talking 784 00:18:50,789 --> 00:18:50,799 is A TOP GUY. YEAH, WE were talking 785 00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:53,590 is A TOP GUY. YEAH, WE were talking about negotiating uh nuclear and then he 786 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:53,600 about negotiating uh nuclear and then he 787 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,789 about negotiating uh nuclear and then he just went off on paper clips. Why did I 788 00:18:56,789 --> 00:18:56,799 just went off on paper clips. Why did I 789 00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:58,870 just went off on paper clips. Why did I bomb Iran? Well, do you know the story 790 00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:58,880 bomb Iran? Well, do you know the story 791 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:06,310 bomb Iran? Well, do you know the story of 2000 flushes blue? 792 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:06,320 793 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,310 Well, for centuries people in 794 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:08,320 Well, for centuries people in 795 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,230 Well, for centuries people in regular water. 796 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:10,240 regular water. 797 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,909 regular water. And then one day a guy said, "WHAT IF IT 798 00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:11,919 And then one day a guy said, "WHAT IF IT 799 00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,830 And then one day a guy said, "WHAT IF IT WAS BLUE?" 800 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:13,840 WAS BLUE?" 801 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,789 WAS BLUE?" And that's why I bombed Iran. 802 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:16,799 And that's why I bombed Iran. 803 00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:20,390 And that's why I bombed Iran. It's so stupid. Meanwhile, the 804 00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:20,400 It's so stupid. Meanwhile, the 805 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,190 It's so stupid. Meanwhile, the rest of us suffer under Donald Trump's 806 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:23,200 rest of us suffer under Donald Trump's 807 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,270 rest of us suffer under Donald Trump's attention deficit style of government by 808 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:25,280 attention deficit style of government by 809 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:29,350 attention deficit style of government by whim. And as America and and and really 810 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:29,360 whim. And as America and and and really 811 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,190 whim. And as America and and and really the world has to helplessly navigate the 812 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:33,200 the world has to helplessly navigate the 813 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,230 the world has to helplessly navigate the turbulence that Trump causes, his 814 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:36,240 turbulence that Trump causes, his 815 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,710 turbulence that Trump causes, his administration, I you not, this 816 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:38,720 administration, I you not, this 817 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,750 administration, I you not, this weekend had a message for all those who 818 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:41,760 weekend had a message for all those who 819 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,230 weekend had a message for all those who are suffering. I think that given what 820 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:44,240 are suffering. I think that given what 821 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,070 are suffering. I think that given what has been done to President Trump and his 822 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:46,080 has been done to President Trump and his 823 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,630 has been done to President Trump and his family, it is impossible for either of 824 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:48,640 family, it is impossible for either of 825 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,029 family, it is impossible for either of us to understand what he has been 826 00:19:51,029 --> 00:19:51,039 us to understand what he has been 827 00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:52,630 us to understand what he has been through. We should all have a little 828 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:52,640 through. We should all have a little 829 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,190 through. We should all have a little empathy for what has been done to him 830 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:55,200 empathy for what has been done to him 831 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:55,909 empathy for what has been done to him and his family. 832 00:19:55,909 --> 00:19:55,919 and his family. 833 00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:57,270 and his family. >> I think we have to offer the president 834 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:57,280 >> I think we have to offer the president 835 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,070 >> I think we have to offer the president grace. 836 00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:58,080 grace. 837 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,510 grace. >> He needs grace. In fact, maybe let him 838 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:01,520 >> He needs grace. In fact, maybe let him 839 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:06,070 >> He needs grace. In fact, maybe let him live in a land of grace. Graceand 840 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:06,080 live in a land of grace. Graceand 841 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,230 live in a land of grace. Graceand >> where he can live his life out asking 842 00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:08,240 >> where he can live his life out asking 843 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,870 >> where he can live his life out asking the important questions. Does Elvis get 844 00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:10,880 the important questions. Does Elvis get 845 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:16,150 the important questions. Does Elvis get treated better than me? 846 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:16,160 847 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,880 >> He's dead, sir. 68923

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