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So, you finally got me alone in your room.

What do you want to do?

I figured you'd be all over me by now, but you're playing it so cool.

Won't your roommate be home soon?

We should maximize our time.

I was thinking we should finally do it.

Haven't you been thinking about having sex with me?

Have you thought about me without my shirt on?

Oops.

Do you like what you see so far?

Should I keep going?

Well, it's going to be hard to fuck me if you keep all your clothes on.

Oh.

That's fine.

Oh.

No wonder you're so shy.

Well, you should still put a condom on.

Here.

Oh.

I don't think it's going to fit when it's limp.

You just need to be worked up.

What do you think about this?

Still nothing?

Are you nervous?

Look, maybe just try to relax.

Close your eyes for a second and collect your thoughts.

Think about what turns you on.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Yeah.

It's working.

Hmm.

I guess you're not really a grower either.

At least it's up.

Quick, put the condom on before it goes down again.

Okay, good.

Roll it down.

You know, as far as you can.

Okay.

We made it.

Should we try?

Oh, there's something I've always wanted to do.

I hope the view is good.

Do you want to put it in?

Oh, it's in?

Oh, okay.

I can feel the latex.

Oh, it slipped out.

Put it back in.

It slipped out again.

Maybe if you hold it there.

Yeah, I'm not really getting much out of that.

I don't think this is working.

Maybe we can try something else.

Okay.

This position's kind of hard to miss in.

Go on.

Put it in.

Your limp again.

Your limp again.

No, don't keep doing it.

God, it feels like you're shoving a soft piece of rigatoni in me.

Okay.

How about you just go down on me?

Oh.

You must be the roommate.

He didn't tell me you were...

I guess I didn't know what to expect.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Now this is what I needed.

And hard.

Right off the bat, I'm like this fucking loser.

He couldn't even get it up because porn broke his dick.

It's so pathetic.

At least there's a real man around the house.

Or else I would have been stuck with little limp dick white boy.

He didn't tell me while he was failing to fuck me

that there was a capable BBC in the other room.

Oh look, he's getting hard.

Finally.

So that's what it is.

You're more reactive to him than me, aren't you?

Only used to your own pathetic dick lit.

You can't even fuck with that thing.

But him?

I bet he can fuck.

Please fuck me, daddy.

I need it.

My loser boyfriend doesn't have what it takes.

Will you do it for him?

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah, daddy.

Oh, that's so good.

Fuck yeah, daddy.

Oh yeah.

Fuck that porn scene.

Oh yeah.

Why have you been hiding this roommate out on me?

Knowing you had that little peenie,

then you would never be able to satisfy me.

You should have let me know about him sooner.

Oh my god, this is so much better.

Oh god, you couldn't even fuck me, could you?

He can do every position that you can.

Oh, that's so cool.

Yes, daddy?

Oh yeah.

Oh, your cock feels so good.

Wait, where were we before he came in here?

Oh yeah, you were going to go down on me.

Well, don't be so shy now.

Come here.

Him fucking me is the only thing that could make your dick hard, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Is the only thing that could make your dick hard, isn't it?

I'm so glad he was here, or else I might never have come.

You're really getting in there, aren't you?

It tastes good, doesn't it?

That's a real man.

He put in me what you couldn't.

Thick, potent, superior seed.

Not your white boy dribble.

Make sure you get every drop.

Oh, and after tonight, I think it's fair to say, I see us more as friends.