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{\an8}IN TRIBUTE TO
MORRIS AND GOSCINNY
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[♪ dramatic western music playing]
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[clock ticking]
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Faster than your shadow.
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THE SINGING PONY
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[all chattering indistinctly]
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- Mr. Pete--
- Pit Viper.
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Pete, the Pit Viper.
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Mr., um, Viper, the question
on everyone's mind is, um,
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"Why is it that you want
to kill Lucky Luke?"
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- [groans]
- [woman screams]
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[Pete] Because I can.
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Are there any other questions?
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Mmm.
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I, uh, have one.
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I was wondering how would you explain, um,
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the fact that you've got a duel
in a minute
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and your rival's nowhere to be found.
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Maybe he's too afraid.
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He shoots faster than a shadow.
What does he have to fear?
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Tell me.
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But, you know,
the day will come when that man,
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even that man, is nothing more
than a shadow of himself.
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[clock ticking]
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[man exhales]
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[groans]
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[pants]
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[groans]
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You're Muybridge, right?
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Edward Muybridge
from the Borderland Herald. A pleasure.
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Three cameras? Isn't that overkill?
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But it's Lucky Luke.
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Shoots before he draws,
and no one's photographed him doing it.
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So, I'm hedging my bets.
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[♪ dramatic western music playing]
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You were almost late.
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You can never really be late to a funeral.
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Your new gloves giving you confidence?
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You don't usually wear any.
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Is it perhaps because you had an accident?
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[snake hissing]
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- [rooster crowing]
- [grunts]
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Can't say that I have.
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Snake's pretty messed up, though.
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I turned it into these gloves.
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[door opens and closes]
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- You still got one minute to cancel.
- Do you know what... what you got left?
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Doesn't matter. You got one more minute.
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A minute, okay?
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[♪ dramatic western music playing]
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[clock ticking]
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- [gun fires]
- [gasps]
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[pants]
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[all laughing]
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[pants]
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Luke, tomorrow at noon sharp.
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You're a dead man. I'll dig your grave!
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I'll dig your grave!
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I'm gonna kill you! Let me go!
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Get off me! I'll kill all of you!
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And you, too! And you!
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- Well, did you get it?
- [Pete] And you, too! I will kill you all!
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I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
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How does he do it?
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[♪ country western music playing]
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[gun fires]
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CHAPTER I
THE LONE ONE
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[all chattering indistinctly]
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- [yelps]
- [grunts]
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[grunts]
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[exhales]
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- [Luke chuckles]
- [groans]
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[Luke] Nice shot, kiddo.
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Even though it was a pretty lucky one.
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Ah!
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[Luke] But next time,
watch out for that recoil.
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[chuckles]
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Anyway... [exhales]
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Thank you.
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What was that? Thank you? No, no, no.
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[pants]
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Thank you?
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My mother, where is she?
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- What? Your mother?
- I just saved you, so spit it out!
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You tell me now or I'll un-save you!
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Wow.
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You must be new to making threats.
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And to guns. Put that away.
You're gonna hurt yourself again.
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I've mastered it, okay?
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Yeah, it's my mother's gun,
but I know what I'm doing.
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[gun clicks]
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[gun clicks]
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[gun clicks]
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[gun clicks]
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Sorry, kiddo.
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You're in the Wild West,
and clearly, you're new to that too.
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[♪ melancholic music playing]
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{\an8}CALAMITY JANE
LIFE AND ADVENTURES VOLUME 1
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{\an8}For Louise, my little papoose who dreams
of becoming a cowgirl. Grandpa Toukom
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[sobbing]
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[Louise] My dear Toukom.
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Where is Mom?
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[groaning] Lucky Luke.
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Lucky Luke.
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[breathes deeply]
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We should have used a bear.
It would've taken his hand right off.
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I'm gonna burn down this whole town.
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[Louise] Excuse me.
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- I've come as a friend.
- [Pete] This is the Wild West.
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No friends here.
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- After everything we've been through--
- Shut up.
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Who are you?
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My name is Louise.
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Louise Willow.
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I've got information for you.
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Are you sure that's true?
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Yeah, it was right in front of me.
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He was in a lot of pain.
His hand was swollen.
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How'd he beat me if he got vipered, huh?
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Bitted. I mean, you know, bit.
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[Louise] Mmm.
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Maybe someone helped him.
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No, I bet it was the venom.
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It could be the slow moving kind.
Affecting him later.
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That is possible
because venom isn't an exact science.
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Sometimes the effect's delayed.
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[La Langue] Hmm.
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- Couldn't you think of that earlier?
- I'm not a reptologist.
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Quit it with your complicated words.
They're confusing.
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Mea culpa.
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- What did I just say?
- Well, do we agree?
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We rest up right now, and then tomorrow,
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we capture him,
torture him, I'll get answers,
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and after that, you kill him.
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Seems like you're annoyed.
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He went after my family.
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Sound good to you?
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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Capture, torture, question, take him out.
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[Luke groans]
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Still pretty swollen?
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Yeah.
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I can draw an aim.
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The problem is shooting straight
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[pants]
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[grunts]
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If it doesn't get better...
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I'm no good without it.
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It's all I got.
I've sacrificed everything to get here.
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[gun fires]
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[Cuchillo] But you're Lucky Luke.
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You're a legend.
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And legends last forever.
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Yeah.
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There's more demand for oil and trains
than legends nowadays.
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[chuckles]
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We're an endangered species around here,
that's for sure.
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You know why they call me Cuchillo?
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Some years before
I was an almost blind geriatric marshal,
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I was a poor little Mexican peasant kid,
too poor to own a colt.
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All I had was a knife
to fight the gringos oppressing us.
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[in Spanish] A knife, my friend.
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[chuckles softly]
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[Cuchillo in English]
And the advantage is...
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you don't have to grip it very hard.
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It doesn't replace a six-shooter,
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but if you get some practice with it,
you can get the job done.
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Yeah, with a bit of luck.
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You need luck? But that's your name.
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Believe in your name.
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
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THE DALTONS ESCAPE
Once again...
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Thanks for helping me.
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No problem.
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Gun shake?
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[Louise] Hmm?
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You've never done a gun shake? Hmm?
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- Mmm.
- Give me it.
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- Give me it!
- [yelps]
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Watch and learn.
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[blows raspberry]
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[laughs]
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No? Here.
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But it's dangerous.
I lost a cousin once that way.
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Shot himself. Idiot.
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Anyway, it's great,
you're part of our gang now.
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- A Westerner like we are.
- [Louise] Hmm.
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Ready to strike someone dead.
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Not like that bastard Lucky Luke
who respects the law,
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defends orphans and widows.
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- You mean he kills orphans and widows.
- What?
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No. No!
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He's a fucking vigilante.
The most famous one.
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Know what he's got? An honor code.
The man won't kill anyone.
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[Louise] Oh, really?
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Where is he on kidnappings?
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Does he kidnap folks?
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Innocent people, women?
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No. No. No, no, no.
The guy's a fucking hero.
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Yeah, shocking, I know.
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[Luke inhales, exhales]
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[exhales]
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[exhales]
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[Pete] We'll round up the family
to get Luke.
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Then we'll take care of the bumpkins
and burn down the saloon.
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Booze is great for fires.
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I think burning down the town
sounds like a great plan. I do. I love it.
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Um, but I was thinking, just in case,
couldn't we have a plan B?
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Like, instead of starting a fire,
let's steal something...
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No. No. No.
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[exhales]
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- [exhales]
- [horse braying and trotting]
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[groans]
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[gun clicks]
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You came to finish what you started?
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No, I came to apologize.
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I may have been wrong about you.
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I heard you're, um, a vigilante?
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All right, finally.
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[scoffs]
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You been living under a rock?
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- Where are you from?
- Albuquerque.
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Uh-huh. So you're a city girl?
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It's not my fault
I didn't know who you were.
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I never had newspapers.
My mom wasn't into that.
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It was isolating.
I read novels to learn about the world.
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Oh, okay.
That's why you're a little bit, um...
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[exhales]
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- Stupid?
- No.
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You thought "stupid."
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No, I was gonna say...
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Yeah, stupid.
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The thing is, when my mom disappeared...
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my grandfather was killed.
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And before he died, he said your name.
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To ask you for help one day.
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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I'm sorry, kiddo.
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Who was your grandfather?
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Toukom.
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I didn't know him, but he was smart.
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Because I'll help you find your mother.
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Really?
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It's what I do. I want to repay you.
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You're the reason
Viper Pete didn't get me.
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Uh... Uh... Uh, speaking of Pete...
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There may be a chance that his boys
know about your hand problem.
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- Hmm.
- You know this because?
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- Because I told them all.
- Okay, she is stupid.
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No, I didn't know you were
a good guy at that point.
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- That was before.
- All right, Luke.
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Not the first time you're facing
three desperados.
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Well, it's actually 12. Twelve dudes.
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Fifteen.
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Around 15.
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[men groaning]
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[objects clatter]
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[Luke] Wait. What did you do?
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Okay, fine. I've got it now.
263
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,400
How did your mother raise you?
264
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,840
Is your father around?
265
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,880
Never knew him. He's unreliable.
266
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,760
Okay, so it's a family thing.
267
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,080
I screwed up, I get it.
I did take some of their weapons.
268
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,760
And I got a plan.
269
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,680
[♪ dramatic western music playing]
270
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,920
[rope tightening]
271
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,920
All right, here you go.
So, this rope is the first domino.
272
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,560
Connected to the rest of it.
273
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,040
Throw your knife, cut the rope,
and it starts the chain reaction.
274
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,360
Each Winchester...
275
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,840
[guns cocking]
276
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,720
is in a barrel. There, there, there.
277
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,280
There, there, and there.
Then it's all fireworks.
278
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:47,640
You take out 15 desperadoes
with a Winch-orchestra.
279
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,920
Brra, brra, brra, brra, brra.
Brra, brra, brra, brra, brra!
280
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,080
Brra? It's actually bang.
281
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,080
No. Now it's brra. It's not bang anymore.
282
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,520
Uh, no, you're wrong.
283
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,600
I say that as a pro, you understand?
It's still bang.
284
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,120
- It is my job, after all.
- What is, to be old?
285
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,480
No, to go bang.
286
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,120
[sighs]
287
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,240
Look, I hope your domino thing works out.
288
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,240
I guess you're not really
a teamwork kinda guy.
289
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,800
- [Luke sighs]
- Got trouble with trusting people?
290
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,640
I guess I do.
291
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,120
How weird is that?
292
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,560
Especially after you shot me,
293
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,960
framed me for murder, and ratted me out.
Did I forget anything?
294
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,840
- But that was before.
- Three hours ago.
295
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,160
So much happened
in the past three hours though.
296
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,080
- Is there anything else I don't know?
- No. That's everything.
297
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,400
- You sure?
- I'm sure.
298
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,600
[exhales]
299
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,600
[clicks tongue, inhales]
300
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,840
All right. They'll be here any minute now.
301
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,320
I'll make sure Cuchillo
has everyone in a safe place.
302
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,200
You get your horse somewhere safe.
303
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,840
[inhales]
304
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,640
[♪ western music playing]
305
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720
[inhales]
306
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,360
[Louise exhales] Are they here?
307
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,240
[Luke] They're coming.
308
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:10,520
I got my colt, my cartridge belt,
my spurs for close combat.
309
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,360
[exhales]
310
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,080
- Did I forget anything?
- No.
311
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,160
[clicks tongue, inhales]
312
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,520
Louise, I wanted to say thank you.
313
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,160
[Louise] Hmm.
314
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,200
For staying right here.
315
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,480
[grunts]
316
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,080
- What are you doing?
- Keeping you out of trouble.
317
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,640
[Louise] No, but you need me.
318
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,440
Got some trust issues, huh?
319
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,840
Don't worry.
I can cut a rope all by myself.
320
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,680
Hey! Get back here!
321
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,760
[♪ tense western music playing]
322
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,400
Feels like déjà vu, doesn't it?
323
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,600
Except for your pals.
324
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,880
They all came to say hi to you.
325
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,520
I prefer goodbyes.
326
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,320
[rope whizzes]
327
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,600
[grunts]
328
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,520
[flies buzzing]
329
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,600
[Luke inhales]
330
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,960
[sighs]
331
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,600
Hmm.
332
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,960
[chuckles]
333
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,720
[grunts]
334
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,480
[clears throat]
335
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,400
[blows]
336
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,280
You thought you'd throw a knife
337
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,560
- and just--
- [grunts]
338
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,000
[♪ whimsical western music playing]
339
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,760
- [Pete] Hey!
- [guns firing]
340
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,160
[Luke grunting]
341
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,080
[all clamoring]
342
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,080
[panting]
343
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,400
[all clamoring]
344
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,240
[whistling]
345
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,520
- [groans]
- [grunts]
346
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,600
[groaning]
347
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,800
Huh.
348
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,200
[grunts]
349
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,240
[sighs]
350
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,680
How would I get out of this
if I were Calamity Jane?
351
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,640
{\an8}Prisoner at Misery Lane, page 78.
352
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,040
"To unshackle her hands,
353
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,320
Calamity wraps her palm around her finger,
354
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,760
just above the joint
355
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,800
{\an8}and dislocates it with a yank."
356
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,440
{\an8}[exhales]
357
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,040
{\an8}- [bone cracks]
- [screaming]
358
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,320
Hey.
359
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,040
[wincing]
360
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,520
Were you the one screaming just now?
361
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,960
I dislocated a finger,
but it was the wrong one.
362
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,200
[groans]
363
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,720
I'll put it back for you.
364
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,040
- [bone clicks]
- [screams]
365
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,120
[exhales]
366
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,200
Thank you so much.
367
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,680
Would you pop my thumb out?
368
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,920
Wouldn't you rather I just untie you?
369
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,760
Oh, okay. Yeah.
370
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,160
What the hell is going on?
371
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,320
[whistling]
372
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,160
This guy is missing his poncho.
373
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,240
- [thudding]
- [man groans]
374
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,360
[pants]
375
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,640
- [yelps]
- [man grunts]
376
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,760
And here we are.
377
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,280
Our first good news of the day.
378
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,080
- [Louise pants]
- Luke!
379
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,600
Show your face
or your girl's gonna get it.
380
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,520
On three, I'll put a bullet in her. One!
381
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,640
Two!
382
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,480
Three.
383
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,480
[footsteps approaching]
384
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,960
Throw your weapon down.
385
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800
In the dirt.
386
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,880
[exhales]
387
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,640
That's right.
388
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,080
Now, listen to me carefully.
389
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,640
- You're gonna gently--
- [screams]
390
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,720
[♪ whimsical western music playing]
391
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,840
[Luke yelps]
392
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,840
[screams, grunts]
393
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,720
[pants]
394
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,120
[grunts]
395
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,080
[grunts]
396
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,840
[grunts]
397
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,760
Hey, hey, we've gotta
work together, all right?
398
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,120
I'll aim the gun,
you shoot when I say "bang."
399
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,640
[grunts]
400
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,280
Ready for this?
401
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,120
Three.
402
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,440
Two.
403
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,480
One! Go!
404
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,600
Bang, bang, bang!
405
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,680
[all groan]
406
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,080
[both panting]
407
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,960
[Louise sighs]
408
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,320
[Luke grunts]
409
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,960
[Luke] Put that away,
you're gonna hurt yourself again.
410
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,640
[Louise] I've mastered it, okay?
411
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,400
Yeah, it's my mother's gun.
412
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,720
[ropes stretching]
413
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,200
[clicks]
414
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,280
[♪ melancholic music playing]
415
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,520
[Louise] Is this how you thank me?
416
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,920
You wanted to steal my gun
and get rid of me?
417
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,600
No, I'm not.
I mean, I'm leaving you with the sheriff.
418
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,520
- You're in good hands.
- And my mother?
419
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,640
You'd help find her, you said.
420
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,480
Cuchillo will help you.
421
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,880
Some legend of the West.
422
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,240
[inhales, exhales]
423
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,840
[inhales, exhales]
424
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,280
[breathes deeply]
425
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,480
[inhales, exhales]
426
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,560
[♪ dramatic western music playing]
427
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,280
TO BE CONTINUED...
428
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:51,520
ON LUCKY LUKE
429
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,000
[Louise] Lucky Luke, the man who shoots
faster than his own shadow.
430
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,520
I don't want your help.
What do you think I am?
431
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,120
- That I'm at your disposal to be helped?
- You don't know the Wild West.
432
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,400
- The Wild West doesn't know me. Okay?
- [sighs]
433
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,960
- A gang of bandits is robbing it.
- Which bandits?
434
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,480
[woman] The Daltons.
435
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,040
[Luke] Joe, he's their boss.
436
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,360
My mother is in danger.
Do you want to save her or not?
437
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,000
Do you? Do you want to save her?
438
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,400
[guns clicking]
439
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,080
[Luke] When you provoke people,
and you steal things,
440
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,520
and you act before thinking...
441
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,560
[huffs in annoyance]
442
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,440
[laughs]
443
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,840
[Joe] Help! Help!
444
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,000
Boom!
445
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,240
[La Foudre] Do you hear it coming, Luke?
446
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,800
It's the moment
when lightning is going to strike
447
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,640
the same place the second time.
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