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Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
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I am the Lexx
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The most powerful destructive
weapon in the two universes
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Lexx 2.10 Wake the dead
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Hey, Gibble - you wanna party?
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Yeah, come on Gibble - you wanna party, don't ya?
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Yeah.
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So all we gotta do is cryosleep now,
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set a wake up signal, and in a couple of days
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we'll be there.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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You guys have no idea what you're doing.
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Come on, Gibble.
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OK - we're being recorded.
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No we're not, you have to press that one to record.
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Why don't we let the auto signal
take us in? It's all pre-set
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Do you want to go through all that camp customs
introductory "Do this, do that" crap again?
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No, but -
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This is my dad's transport,
and if we break something -
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Shut up fatty.
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ll right - so I hit the record button,
and then you transmit the code.
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Tad - that's the camera.
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I know.
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Are you sure we got it right?
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Like I said, if I was wrong we'd
be being recorded right now,
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but we're not, so -
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ll right! Everyone cryocrash now and before
you know it we'll be partying like stink.
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Party like stink, stink, stink!
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Party like stink!
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Woo hoo!
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790?
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I believe they were attempting to customise
a code intended to trigger a wake up signal
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once their vessel reached its destination,
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but as a result of their tampering no code
was ever transmitted, no signal ever sent.
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They never woke up.
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Oh, stupid kids. Stupid, stupid kids.
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How long have they been drifting?
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287 years.
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Whoa! They're dead.
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Maybe not.
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Let's find out.
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Whoa, why? Let them rot.
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They're just kids.
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With terminal freezer burn.
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Off!
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What if it's a trap?
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I'm a big girl, and there's you.
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Oh no. No no no. Not me. Take Kai.
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Well, I'm up for it - and Kai,
he's only got a limited supply of protoblood,
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when it's gone, he's gone.
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We can't waste it on every little
thing so come on, let's go.
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No! Sorry.
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OK. Bye then.
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Oh, Xev -
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Oh - who are you?
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Sorry. My name's Xev.
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Hi - I'm Gibble.
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Are you a camp counsellor?
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No, no - we received your signal.
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Oh, the auto signal?
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Yeah, a signal that was recorded a long time ago.
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A long time ago?
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Well, obviously there was a problem,
and we found you drifting in space.
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You mean, more than a couple of days drifting?
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Yeah - about 300 years.
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My dad's gonna be so pissed!
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OK, come on, right this way kids,
come on, watch your step there.
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Hey - beats your beater, huh?
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Check it out!
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Yeah. Listen, just drop your stuff anywhere, anywhere at all.
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That's good, that's fine there. OK, come on,
come on. Gather round, come on, come on.
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Now - this is the bridge, from where I -
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and only I -
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control the Lexx.
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Totally oooo, like - ah!
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Yeah, exactly, yeah.
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Lexx - say "Hello guests".
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Hello guests.
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Wow!
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A talking ship!
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Yeah, see - Lexx is alive. He's still growing.
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Make yourselves at home, why don't you?
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Check it out, a talking robot - head.
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Head.
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I'm 790, punk - and I don't like you, any of you.
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If you come near me I will incinerate
you with lasers from my eyes.
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No you won't - because he can't.
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790, behave.
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I'm only trying to protect you.
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The gang'll never believe this.
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That's because the gang are all gone.
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What?
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After 300 years, everyone is long gone!
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Now, this is the cryochamber.
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Now - whoa, whoa! Now I'm only gonna
say this once. Do not - I repeat -
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do not touch anything in this room!!
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This is Kai.
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Major babe alert!
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He's weird.
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He's dead - well, he's, he's not exactly dead.
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He's, umm, alive dead.
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Alive dead?
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Fatso!
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And what's more, he's an assassin,
he's extremely dangerous.
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He's a good assassin. In fact, he's a hero,
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who has saved our lives, many times.
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Well, let's wake him up!
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Not a chance.
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Kai only lives on because of special protoblood.
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It's precious, and must be carefully conserved.
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Come on!
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Just for a minute.
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Out of the question.
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Xev - why don't you take 'em to the galley?
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Sure - this way!
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Yes, please!
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Oh boy.
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Retchfest maximus!
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This is awesome!
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You would say that, wouldn't you, porko.
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Leave him alone, Enox.
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What's stuck in your hole?
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You shouldn't criticise others
when this whole thing is your fault.
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She's right Enox.
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As I recall Tad, everything
was humming along until -
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Yeah, everything was humming
until you messed things up!
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You know what Enox? I am so tired of you.
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My only mistake was letting you near the controls.
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Hey - enough, that's enough!
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Cool down.
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This is a difficult time for all
of you, so try to keep it together.
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What's to become of us?
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I don't know but we'll try and make the best
of things while we figure that out, OK?
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Come with me.
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Here we are.
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Where's the toilet?
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There.
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That's the toilet?
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The, umm - sensation -
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takes a little getting used to.
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Watch.
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I don't think I need to go that badly.
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OK.
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See, me and the gang and Tad -
he's my boyfriend - sorta.
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We were all headed for planet Momo 13.
There's this beautiful lake there -
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Lake Kismekisme -
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the number one party spot.
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Give us a wet one, Kanana.
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In your dreams, Enox!
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Anyway, a bunch of campers
got killed there once.
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Really?
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Mmhmm. By the Kisme Kid Carver. He slashed
their throats and cut open their stomachs.
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And he's right behind you!
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Tad!
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Just checking to see if the blabbers still work.
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You scared me.
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Well, why don't you hold yours close to your skin,
in case I want to call you up and talk dirty?
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Relax, baby, the Carver never got us.
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But he might if he ever got out of prison.
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Yeah - he's dead -
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like everyone else.
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- then I bring the Lexx in, and I blast
the planet with the bug still inside
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and, ah, rescue Xev, and basically
saved the universe.
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You're totally testosterone blammo action man!
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Yeah, I guess, you know, it's uh -
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Did you say you were from Bingo 44, toots?
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Yeah?
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That was a Reform planet. Stanley Tweedle
caused it to be destroyed.
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He murdered everyone you ever loved -
or more accurately, their descendants!.
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Unhand me, you pederast!
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Ah - ignore him. He's due for a rewiring.
Get your foot off my face!
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Captain Tweedle, sir -
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Tweedle!
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Call me Stan, kid.
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Stan, so - let me get this straight -
you're the only one that can control this ship?
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Uh huh.
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Look what I got!
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And Gibble's got a dozen hits of gongslanger root!
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- All right! Gongslanger root!
- I don't do that stuff.
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Well, we do! Way to go, Gibble!
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What is it, what, what's that?
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This is fun, mister!
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And this is fun's friend.
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No thanks, I'm not hungry.
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Guard the rest of these till we ask for 'em.
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Take one if you want. Take two
in fact - handling charge.
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Party!
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Stink, man stink!
Party like stink, stink, stink!
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I can't believe Enox did that.
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I can't believe it!
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The gongslanger root -
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he hid it on me.
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Blow, Gibble.
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You did this yourself?
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So, yeah - I consider myself an artist.
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Oh, yeah?
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Don't you ever get lonely, Captain?
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Oh, er - I gotta go to bed. Goodnight.
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Nighty night.
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Goodnight, Laleen. Oh boy...
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Oh boy.
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I'm tired too.
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Lay down out here. We can keep talking.
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No.
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Come on Xev - stay and party.
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I feel like you and me
are really starting to connect.
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Get some sleep, Enox. Goodnight.
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Good riddance,
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adolescent scum!
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You're rude!
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You're stunning.
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Gettin boff and wiggly, babe.
Definitely connectable
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Screw you! I saw you hitting on her.
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I wasn't! Anyway,
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I saw you giving mister captain
the "come do me" eye.
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I was getting back at you!
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Face it Laleen - you're a slut.
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You're the slut!
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You are! And a lousy lay, too.
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You pig!
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Enox, you are a pig!
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Yeah, a giga-pig.
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Eat me, and die! You guys make me sick.
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Come on, Gibble, let's take a walk.
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He's such a zorg when he's goofed.
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I know.
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And don't think I didn't catch
you looking at Xev too.
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Come on - she's hot -
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but you're hotter.
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Come on, Gibble!
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No, Tad - don't.
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Come on, Kanana.
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I'm not ready.
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Look, it's been three centuries.
We're all we've got now.
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I know.
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I just need some time to work things out.
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You understand, don't you?
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No.
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Anyway - I'm fried. You wouldn't
want me like this, would you?
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Yes!
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I love you.
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Soon.
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Bitchin'.
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Enox - what are you doing?
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Waking the assassin, what does it look like?
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The captain told us not to touch anything!
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Don't be such a bed wetter.
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We're gonna get in trouble.
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Back off lardass!
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What if he really gets up and does all -
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Don't be stupid. The stiff is nothing
more than a maggot retirement home.
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I guess.
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Hey - bunhead, can you hear me?
Look, if you're really an assassin,
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do a job for me, will ya? Kill Tad - he deserves
it for being in my face and on my case
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You shouldn't be hitting that glass.
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And take out his girlfriend Kanana too,
huh - sanctimonious cow.
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And do Laleen while you're at it.
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Enox!
259
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,680
Yeah,
260
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,482
two less skanks in the cosmos.
261
00:20:41,582 --> 00:20:44,753
And make sure you take a good bite
into my fat friend Gibble here.
262
00:20:45,854 --> 00:20:46,456
Me!
263
00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:47,457
You!
264
00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:48,866
He should kill you. Kill him!
265
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:52,060
And Xev - she doesn't know
a stud when she sees one.
266
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,566
And Stan, because, because he's like -
over thirty!
267
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:59,470
Kill everyone, man! Go on a rampage!
268
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,473
Like the Kisme Kid Carver?
269
00:21:02,573 --> 00:21:04,274
Exactly.
270
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,378
Stalk 'em and stuff.
271
00:21:06,978 --> 00:21:08,728
Waste 'em one at a time,
272
00:21:08,781 --> 00:21:11,683
in cool ways. Be sick.
273
00:21:11,783 --> 00:21:15,578
Do some fast, some slow.
274
00:21:16,554 --> 00:21:19,219
Have fun. Go major psycho.
275
00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,871
Hey! What are you kids doing here?
276
00:21:22,061 --> 00:21:22,461
Nothing.
277
00:21:22,561 --> 00:21:23,462
Nothing.
278
00:21:23,562 --> 00:21:25,064
Didn't I tell you kids he was dangerous?
279
00:21:25,164 --> 00:21:27,067
I'm not a kid.
280
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:30,873
And I told you not to touch anything!
281
00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:32,974
You've already proven that you're
inept with technology.
282
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,172
We didn't touch nothing.
283
00:21:34,176 --> 00:21:35,177
We were just taking a look.
284
00:21:35,178 --> 00:21:37,579
So why don't you mellow down, dad?
285
00:21:38,179 --> 00:21:41,083
You get out of here, boy. Go to bed!
286
00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:43,986
Yes.
287
00:21:44,086 --> 00:21:45,387
Now!
288
00:21:45,487 --> 00:21:47,590
Yes sir. Sorry sir.
289
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:02,474
Stupid kids.
290
00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:31,473
Giddy up!
291
00:22:40,181 --> 00:22:43,286
You are so dead, man.
292
00:22:54,698 --> 00:22:55,967
Tad?
293
00:23:16,089 --> 00:23:17,691
Sorry, Xev. Did I scare you?
294
00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:19,449
Yes you did!
295
00:23:19,494 --> 00:23:21,427
Dismember him, darling.
296
00:23:21,428 --> 00:23:22,429
Off!
297
00:23:23,798 --> 00:23:25,700
What are you doing here?
298
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,770
That's a good question,
299
00:23:28,771 --> 00:23:30,772
I guess - I thought this was the can.
300
00:23:37,879 --> 00:23:40,284
Things aren't working out with me and Kanana.
301
00:23:41,384 --> 00:23:42,986
I mean, she's nice and everything,
302
00:23:44,087 --> 00:23:46,992
but a little too nice,
303
00:23:48,492 --> 00:23:50,495
if you know what I mean.
She won't - you know
304
00:23:51,695 --> 00:23:52,897
What?
305
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,602
You know -
306
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,934
And what does that have to do with me?
307
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:13,545
Well, I, er, I thought - I mean,
I guess - Xev, you're a woman.
308
00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:22,998
and, er, I'm a man.
309
00:24:27,603 --> 00:24:29,806
Kanana's a girl.
310
00:24:33,008 --> 00:24:34,678
You're beautiful.
311
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:42,843
You're very nice too, Tad, but I think
312
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:47,188
you better talk to your girlfriend first.
313
00:24:50,594 --> 00:24:52,398
Uh, to hell with her!
314
00:24:53,999 --> 00:24:56,002
Tad, where are you?
315
00:24:57,002 --> 00:24:59,205
Oh, Tad.
316
00:24:59,906 --> 00:25:01,492
You bastard.
317
00:25:03,309 --> 00:25:04,611
Kanana!
318
00:25:13,287 --> 00:25:15,090
Kanana!
319
00:25:15,091 --> 00:25:16,091
Kanana!
320
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:22,398
Love leaks puke juice.
321
00:25:30,606 --> 00:25:33,611
What am I supposed to do, hold out forever?
322
00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:40,218
I need sex -
323
00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:43,689
and a major dump.
324
00:25:59,606 --> 00:26:01,609
Hello? Who's there?
325
00:26:03,710 --> 00:26:05,413
Freaky crapper, man.
326
00:26:09,216 --> 00:26:12,460
You bitch! You're trying to steal my boyfriend!
327
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,687
Calm down! You're wrong, I didn't do anything.
328
00:26:15,691 --> 00:26:16,692
Liar!
329
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,194
Butcheress! Unhand my woman!
330
00:26:19,294 --> 00:26:21,196
790, stay off!
331
00:26:21,296 --> 00:26:22,398
I'm telling the truth.
332
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,900
He grabbed me.
333
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,001
Come on.
334
00:26:25,101 --> 00:26:26,904
Cool it, OK?
335
00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:33,812
Tad to Kanana? Tad to Kanana?
336
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:36,714
I'm not here!
337
00:26:36,814 --> 00:26:40,019
Look, if you're receiving this -
I'm sorry baby.
338
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:43,601
Talk to me! Come on.
339
00:26:44,719 --> 00:26:47,898
Pick up the blabber baby, just talk to me.
340
00:26:48,227 --> 00:26:49,296
Are all men that slimy?
341
00:26:50,396 --> 00:26:53,299
Look, I'm really sorry.
342
00:26:54,399 --> 00:26:56,402
Good ones are hard to find.
343
00:26:56,412 --> 00:26:59,689
Just come on, pick it up, pick up the blabber.
I just wanna talk, that's all.
344
00:26:59,692 --> 00:27:02,823
At least, live ones.
345
00:27:04,212 --> 00:27:06,978
Come on, pick it up! I love you,
it's just that I get frustrated sometimes.
346
00:27:07,515 --> 00:27:10,415
Please Kanana? Please?
347
00:27:10,815 --> 00:27:12,818
You didn't treat her right, Tad.
348
00:27:12,819 --> 00:27:17,820
You're a bad boyfriend, so she dumped you,
just like I'm gonna do.
349
00:27:18,327 --> 00:27:21,381
Who is this? Enox, I'm gonna tear you apart.
350
00:27:21,631 --> 00:27:24,102
Who is it? Enox? -
351
00:27:24,202 --> 00:27:26,854
you're never gonna see Enox again, Tad.
352
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:29,508
Or Kanana, Tad. Or anyone else for that matter, Tad.
353
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:37,287
Oh yeah? Well, I'm shaking so bad,
I can't finish my poopoo!
354
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,465
Enox - you are so dead, man.
355
00:27:52,313 --> 00:27:53,817
Tad.
356
00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:02,010
You are so dead, man!
357
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,522
That's Tad's.
358
00:28:15,124 --> 00:28:16,827
Just go take a leak.
359
00:28:22,232 --> 00:28:23,735
Bitchin'.
360
00:28:28,439 --> 00:28:30,908
Laleen.
361
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,416
La-leeeene!
362
00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:47,427
I'm coming.
363
00:28:51,933 --> 00:28:56,337
Ah! Sheesh! Hi - take it easy,
little lady. What's wrong?
364
00:28:56,437 --> 00:28:58,841
I thought I heard someone calling
my name - it was evil.
365
00:28:59,941 --> 00:29:03,412
Oh no, it's this ship, makes
all kinds of funny noises,
366
00:29:03,512 --> 00:29:04,914
I mean it was just your imagination.
367
00:29:05,014 --> 00:29:07,718
I don't know, it sounded -
368
00:29:08,818 --> 00:29:11,622
you're probably right. I scare easy.
369
00:29:11,623 --> 00:29:12,623
Yeah, well -
370
00:29:13,122 --> 00:29:14,726
hey, look, you want me to walk
you back to the bridge?
371
00:29:15,826 --> 00:29:17,227
I don't wanna go back there.
372
00:29:17,327 --> 00:29:18,629
Oh
373
00:29:18,729 --> 00:29:21,433
I'd rather stay with you, Captain.
374
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:25,037
Oh, well, yeah, ah, look, I don't know
375
00:29:25,038 --> 00:29:26,038
if that'd be, ah -
376
00:29:26,137 --> 00:29:26,838
What's wrong?
377
00:29:26,938 --> 00:29:28,440
- such a good idea.
378
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:31,244
Wrong? Nothing, nothing wrong,
nothing, everything.
379
00:29:31,446 --> 00:29:33,515
Oh look - look,
380
00:29:33,716 --> 00:29:39,519
see it's just, look honey, I think
you're just a little young, is all.
381
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,224
I'm three centuries older than you are.
382
00:29:47,027 --> 00:29:48,230
Sold.
383
00:29:57,639 --> 00:29:59,242
Is that you Tad?
384
00:30:07,851 --> 00:30:10,321
Enox, I did something terrible.
385
00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:14,025
I killed Tad.
386
00:30:15,026 --> 00:30:16,816
The gongslanger root,
387
00:30:16,827 --> 00:30:18,746
I dropped it in the toilet
388
00:30:18,826 --> 00:30:20,751
and Tad went in there
389
00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:24,712
and then the toilet went mental
390
00:30:25,737 --> 00:30:27,598
and killed him - it's my fault.
391
00:30:29,142 --> 00:30:33,047
Great story, Gibble.
392
00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:35,346
Why don't you grab some food -
it'll calm you down.
393
00:30:48,834 --> 00:30:54,638
Killed Tad - killed Tad.
394
00:30:59,241 --> 00:31:01,546
I need food, and a lot of it.
395
00:31:02,646 --> 00:31:05,349
Nobody takes me seriously.
396
00:31:08,251 --> 00:31:11,457
So do you think I should save
myself until I'm ready?
397
00:31:14,159 --> 00:31:17,629
Well, I think I'm really
the wrong person to ask.
398
00:31:19,031 --> 00:31:20,834
Do you love anyone, Xev?
399
00:31:22,634 --> 00:31:25,739
That's a long story, and I'm beat.
400
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:28,241
Do you wanna sleep here?
401
00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:30,344
Thanks, but no.
402
00:31:32,045 --> 00:31:33,748
Maybe Tad and I can work things out.
403
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:36,551
Good idea.
404
00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:39,754
Nighty night.
405
00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,056
Night.
406
00:32:17,063 --> 00:32:19,878
You know what, Gibble? You're a rotten kid.
407
00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:25,163
You dumped gongslanger into the toilet,
and you wake the dead.
408
00:32:25,337 --> 00:32:31,697
And when you wake the dead, fatso,
form dictates, you join 'em!
409
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,552
Eat up! Chow down!
410
00:32:47,954 --> 00:32:49,220
I'm coming to getcha.
411
00:32:50,373 --> 00:32:53,641
Come on Stan. If you catch me
I'll do anything you want!
412
00:32:57,943 --> 00:33:00,143
Help, help, the Kisme Kid Carver's after me!
413
00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:01,645
Coming to getcha!
414
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:04,448
Save me! I'm so pretty and innocent!
415
00:33:04,548 --> 00:33:07,560
Not that innocent. Oh, no no.
416
00:33:08,059 --> 00:33:16,463
Enough, enough. Look this,
this is just a bad idea.
417
00:33:17,764 --> 00:33:19,465
Oh - look at that. You caught me.
418
00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:21,569
Oh, lucky me!
419
00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:31,776
They say I'm nasty. Bad times nasty times grrrr.
420
00:33:33,848 --> 00:33:35,950
But they don't know the half of it.
421
00:33:36,051 --> 00:33:39,156
Oh, I'll find out the other half.
422
00:33:40,256 --> 00:33:41,357
What's wrong?
423
00:33:41,457 --> 00:33:42,360
My pits!
424
00:33:42,361 --> 00:33:43,230
What?
425
00:33:43,362 --> 00:33:45,062
They reek!
426
00:33:45,362 --> 00:33:47,965
Ooh! No, no, you smell fine, fine.
427
00:33:49,066 --> 00:33:50,868
It'll be better after a shower.
428
00:33:50,869 --> 00:33:51,869
But, but...
429
00:33:51,968 --> 00:33:55,274
Don't go away, Captain. I'll be right back.
430
00:33:59,377 --> 00:34:01,547
But I like a little aroma!
431
00:34:03,248 --> 00:34:06,152
Tad? Tad, where are you?
432
00:34:06,153 --> 00:34:09,153
I'm ready to talk now, OK?
433
00:34:21,569 --> 00:34:23,071
Show yourself!
434
00:34:44,561 --> 00:34:45,864
No!
435
00:35:06,185 --> 00:35:07,955
What is she doing in there?
436
00:35:09,556 --> 00:35:11,358
Laleen?
437
00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:12,760
Who's there?
438
00:35:14,061 --> 00:35:15,462
The man who wants you!
439
00:35:15,562 --> 00:35:17,365
Stan, is that you?
440
00:35:17,465 --> 00:35:18,867
Uh huh.
441
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,370
No fair, I told you to wait.
442
00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:24,973
I tried, but you're so hot,
443
00:35:25,074 --> 00:35:28,577
so ripe and delicious. I want you now!
444
00:35:29,178 --> 00:35:31,380
Talk like that will get you everywhere!
445
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:32,782
I'm telling you the truth!
446
00:35:32,882 --> 00:35:34,585
All right, all right.
447
00:35:37,587 --> 00:35:38,688
Oh no!
448
00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:40,190
Who could have done this?
449
00:35:40,290 --> 00:35:41,560
My god -
450
00:35:44,261 --> 00:35:45,764
he killed himself.
451
00:35:55,574 --> 00:35:57,478
Oh - ready.
452
00:36:08,088 --> 00:36:11,892
Go back to the bed Stan -
I'll be done in a minute.
453
00:36:11,992 --> 00:36:13,595
It's not Stan.
454
00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,789
Tad, Tad!
455
00:36:39,690 --> 00:36:43,595
Gibble flushed the gongslanger
root down the toilet.
456
00:36:43,696 --> 00:36:48,268
It got stoned, went nuts and killed Tad.
457
00:36:48,269 --> 00:36:50,269
Gibble blamed himself.
458
00:36:55,775 --> 00:36:58,579
So he gorged on food and then
hung himself out of guilt?
459
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:02,683
Gibble was a messed up fat man.
460
00:37:05,086 --> 00:37:06,588
Laleen!
461
00:37:07,988 --> 00:37:09,391
Let's go.
462
00:37:29,379 --> 00:37:31,282
Laleen... Laleen!
463
00:37:33,283 --> 00:37:34,284
Stan -
464
00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:35,587
No!
465
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,093
Who could have done this?
466
00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:47,100
Oh boy!
467
00:37:51,504 --> 00:37:54,108
The programming has been completely corrupted.
468
00:37:56,877 --> 00:37:57,879
Kai is not Kai anymore.
469
00:37:58,979 --> 00:38:01,083
Who did you tell him to kill?
470
00:38:02,784 --> 00:38:03,885
Um - everybody.
471
00:38:03,985 --> 00:38:05,787
Everybody? Me and Xev, everybody?
472
00:38:06,587 --> 00:38:07,488
Sorry.
473
00:38:07,588 --> 00:38:09,491
Sorry?! Sorry?!
474
00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:10,893
Stop it, stop it,
475
00:38:10,993 --> 00:38:12,394
stop it!
476
00:38:12,494 --> 00:38:14,297
We're all gonna die!
477
00:38:21,204 --> 00:38:23,507
Waking the dead assassin, what does
it look like, what does it look like?
478
00:38:24,607 --> 00:38:27,012
Kill Tad. Rip into Gibble.
479
00:38:28,112 --> 00:38:29,680
Do Laleen.
480
00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:31,583
Kill everyone, man.
481
00:38:33,385 --> 00:38:35,287
What do we do now?
482
00:38:35,387 --> 00:38:36,788
Don't you have any weapons?
483
00:38:36,888 --> 00:38:40,492
He is an unstoppable killing machine,
you little turd!
484
00:38:40,892 --> 00:38:43,197
Stalk 'em and stuff. Be inventive,
485
00:38:44,297 --> 00:38:48,200
in cool ways. Have fun.
486
00:38:52,406 --> 00:38:53,407
790?
487
00:38:53,507 --> 00:38:56,310
Our only hope is for everyone else
to offer themselves up for slaughter
488
00:38:56,410 --> 00:38:57,512
while Xev and I flee -
489
00:38:58,513 --> 00:38:59,814
Tweedle first.
490
00:38:59,914 --> 00:39:00,615
That's it.
491
00:39:00,715 --> 00:39:01,416
What?
492
00:39:01,516 --> 00:39:04,986
Kai can't control the Lexx.
Our only hope is to abandon it.
493
00:39:05,086 --> 00:39:07,791
We have to get to a moth
and then escape in your shuttle.
494
00:39:08,494 --> 00:39:14,498
Be sick. Kill the sanctimonious cow.
495
00:39:15,198 --> 00:39:17,701
Waste Enox.
496
00:39:17,801 --> 00:39:21,104
Kill Stan, Xev,
497
00:39:21,204 --> 00:39:22,305
everyone!
498
00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:23,708
Well, let's get moving!
499
00:39:23,808 --> 00:39:25,811
And stay together.
500
00:39:27,215 --> 00:39:30,690
Kisme Kid Carver! Kill, kill, kill!
501
00:39:30,691 --> 00:39:32,705
Inventive.
502
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,812
Kill fast, slow,
503
00:39:35,813 --> 00:39:43,519
ripping the sick fuck -
major psycho rampage.
504
00:39:44,097 --> 00:39:50,898
Bitchin'! Maggot retirement home!
505
00:39:58,013 --> 00:39:59,315
Come on.
506
00:40:05,922 --> 00:40:07,591
Don't stop, keep moving!
507
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:11,295
Don't run away. Stick together!
508
00:40:20,606 --> 00:40:23,609
Let's get wasted!
509
00:40:30,015 --> 00:40:31,917
Nobody moves.
510
00:40:32,017 --> 00:40:33,320
Kai -
511
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,822
it's me, Xev.
512
00:40:36,923 --> 00:40:38,425
Not for long.
513
00:40:38,525 --> 00:40:43,096
This isn't you Kai. You're not
a killer anymore.
514
00:40:43,697 --> 00:40:47,201
The kids just woke you up wrong,
that's all. You can fight it.
515
00:40:47,301 --> 00:40:51,105
They screwed up, but they don't deserve
to die, we none of us deserve to die.
516
00:40:51,205 --> 00:40:57,899
Be sick, be imaginative. Kill them all -
one at a time, in cool ways.
517
00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:00,816
Don't kill me, mister!
518
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:04,421
Go on a major psycho rampage.
519
00:41:04,422 --> 00:41:06,310
Have fun.
520
00:41:11,228 --> 00:41:16,232
Xev - leave me. Run. Run for your life!
521
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:17,803
Listen to the robot.
522
00:41:17,903 --> 00:41:21,007
Stan, take Kanana. He can't follow both of us.
523
00:41:22,107 --> 00:41:23,309
Go!
524
00:41:32,318 --> 00:41:34,121
Hi!
525
00:41:34,221 --> 00:41:35,223
Kai -
526
00:41:36,323 --> 00:41:37,325
Bye.
527
00:41:38,425 --> 00:41:39,828
Go!!
528
00:41:41,829 --> 00:41:43,531
Promise you won't harm Xev.
529
00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:47,136
I don't make promises I can't keep.
530
00:41:52,508 --> 00:41:54,211
Oh, the horror!
531
00:41:56,512 --> 00:41:57,615
What are we going to do?
532
00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:59,617
Don't worry, I'll get ya outta here.
533
00:41:59,716 --> 00:42:01,018
Come on.
534
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:11,530
OK? Now you take it.
535
00:42:11,573 --> 00:42:13,031
I can't fly this thing!
536
00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,534
You just work the joystick,
it practically flies itself.
537
00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:17,035
You have to come!
538
00:42:17,136 --> 00:42:22,040
No, I've gotta go get Xev. We've got lots of other
moths. Just get yourself to that shuttle - now!
539
00:42:22,808 --> 00:42:24,111
Now go!
540
00:42:34,823 --> 00:42:35,823
Xev.
541
00:42:35,923 --> 00:42:37,125
Stan.
542
00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:44,633
Oh good.
543
00:42:44,733 --> 00:42:45,734
Good job, Stan.
544
00:42:45,834 --> 00:42:46,434
Thanks.
545
00:42:46,535 --> 00:42:47,335
Where's Kai?
546
00:42:47,436 --> 00:42:48,739
Close.
547
00:42:59,116 --> 00:43:03,120
Hello, gorgeous. Going my way?
548
00:43:19,939 --> 00:43:23,043
Lexx - 60% magnification please
549
00:43:33,921 --> 00:43:35,023
Lexx -
550
00:43:36,124 --> 00:43:38,527
I'm coming back!
551
00:43:39,528 --> 00:43:40,829
- blow up that moth!
552
00:43:40,929 --> 00:43:43,133
As you command, Stan.
553
00:43:57,047 --> 00:43:58,349
I guess he's gone.
554
00:43:58,449 --> 00:43:59,651
Yeah. I'll get that.
555
00:44:08,326 --> 00:44:10,029
Kai is gone!
556
00:44:14,834 --> 00:44:16,036
Yeah.
557
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,343
Xev - we had no choice.
558
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,247
I know, Stan.
559
00:44:27,549 --> 00:44:31,051
Oh, Kai. Kai.
560
00:44:35,257 --> 00:44:36,526
I know...
561
00:44:38,928 --> 00:44:40,130
Kai.
562
00:44:41,630 --> 00:44:44,534
I have killed mothers with their babies
563
00:44:44,634 --> 00:44:45,936
Lexx, I told you to blow up the moth!
564
00:44:46,036 --> 00:44:49,039
I'm sorry, Stan. I missed.
565
00:44:49,139 --> 00:44:54,045
I've killed great philosophers, proud
young warriors and revolutionaries.
566
00:44:54,145 --> 00:45:01,397
I have killed the good, the evil,
the weak and the beautiful.
567
00:45:02,650 --> 00:45:05,355
I have done this in the service
of His Divine Shadow
568
00:45:05,356 --> 00:45:06,944
and his predecessors -
569
00:45:06,959 --> 00:45:11,931
and apparently, the fun never stops!
570
00:45:13,733 --> 00:45:14,734
Who's first?
571
00:45:14,834 --> 00:45:15,435
Me.
572
00:45:15,535 --> 00:45:16,137
No, me.
573
00:45:16,237 --> 00:45:17,338
Me.
574
00:45:17,438 --> 00:45:21,742
Oh, this is sweet! Well, we'll just have to take
turns. How about I take a little bit of each -
575
00:45:22,343 --> 00:45:26,249
and then a little bit more -
- and then a little bit more -
576
00:45:27,403 --> 00:45:29,403
- and more!
577
00:45:29,447 --> 00:45:31,547
No!
578
00:45:46,837 --> 00:45:48,439
He ran out of protoblood
579
00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,744
Good timing, Kai.
580
00:46:01,153 --> 00:46:02,857
This should get him back to normal.
581
00:46:09,162 --> 00:46:10,164
- Kai normal.
582
00:46:11,264 --> 00:46:12,967
I hope so.
583
00:46:13,969 --> 00:46:15,453
OK.
584
00:46:20,541 --> 00:46:21,845
Good.
585
00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:37,261
Be careful, how you wake me !
586
00:46:40,044 --> 00:46:47,451
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