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Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
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I am the Lexx
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The most powerful destructive
weapon in the two universes.
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Lexx 2.08 White trash
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Getcha!
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Looks like it's eaty meaty snacky time!
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Yeah, it's eaty meaty snacky time!
Eaty meaty snacky time!
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Whoa. Did you hear that?
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What?
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Sounded like a scream -
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like a person.
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A man?
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All men are unimportant, Xev darling -
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except for the head man.
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You think there could be somebody else onboard?
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Don't look at me for the answer, micro mind..
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I only think about my peach blossom.
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You know,
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we might not be alone on Lexx.
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Well, that can only be an improvement.
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Why don't you go have a look, Tweedle?
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Leave me be with my little love angel.
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And please -
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get lost,
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and never come back.
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Rotate!
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Look, there coulda been all kinds of people
onboard when we broke away from the Cluster.
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There musta been - workers,
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and guards,
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and, you know, coming and going,
how could you know?
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You're big, Lexx,
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you're huge!
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I am big, Stanley.
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Lexx - do you recall me saying
baked mixed fruit muffin
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with double frosting?
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I try my best, Stan.
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Look - Lexx,
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I know that you're not exactly
a fountain of knowledge,
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but maybe you could help me out here?
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See, I wanna know for sure if there
are other people onboard, or not.
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Yes there are, Stan.
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There are?
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Well, maybe you could tell me exactly where,
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where I might find those other people?
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In the galley, Stanley.
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But - this is the galley - yeah?
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Yes, Stan.
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Somebody besides me, and Xev,
and the robot head,
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and the dead guy in black.
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Hot damn! Howdy!
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Howdy.
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I'm Pa,
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but you can call me Pa.
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This 'un here's Junior.
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And this 'un here's ma little girl Sissy.
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Oh, he's nice, Pa.
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And that funny looking one there,
he's little Kid.
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He's got a mouth on him that I don't know
where he got it from!
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You do that again, I'm gonna have you
over my knee, you understand?
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You understand?
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So er, you folks -
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are you hungry?
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No, we just ate.
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Real good meal.
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Do the donkey dance.
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We's the Golene clan.
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What's left of them.
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I'm feeling like
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a brand new girl, living
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in a brand new world!
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I know I'm just a head, Xev darling -
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but he is dead.
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All over.
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I don't care!
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So, er -
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where are you from?
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Where're you from?
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Well, I'm captain of the Lexx.
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It's funny, you don't look much like a captain.
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Well, I wasn't always a captain,
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I was a -
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Prisoner?
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See, I know.
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I knowed, I knowed that you wasn't the law,
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I knowed that you wasn't the law,
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so I knew you was a prisoner just like us.
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See, when they came and
they rounded us up in Vermal,
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they brought us to the Cluster.
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I thought they was gonna grind us up,
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or smoke us,
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or pickle us or something,
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but, we Golene's is smart, see?
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So we, we exscaped,
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and we was hiding out.
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But then,
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they wasn't looking for us no more,
so we kinda come out like!
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To make friends!
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Where is everybody?
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Why aren't they looking for us no more?
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We're not at the Cluster anymore.
It's gone, really.
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Really!
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Really?
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Yeah!
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Yeah, we, we, we blew it up,
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long time ago.
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So there ain't no reason for us
to be hiding out no more!
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Hey, captain -
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Permission to come aboard, captain?
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Hot damn. Hot damn.
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Hot damn!
Stan?
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I told you I heard something, and the-
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Damn, she's pretty Pa!
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She's got lizard skin on her.
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She's nice and full up top, but
she's a tad scrawny down below.
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Pa, you always go for the ones
with all that blubber on their bones
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Well, ain't got the fat, ain't got the flavour.
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Er, they're prisoners Xev, just like you and me.
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We's the Golene clan, ma'am.
Yes?
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See, there ain't no law here,
so we done taken a vote,
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see, the upshot of which is - it's gonna be now,
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Captain Pa, not Captain Stan.
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No. No no, no, we didn't take a vote.
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Yeah, we took a vote. I'm the only
one what gets to vote.
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I like him, Pa.
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Oh, not like I like you, Pa.
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I like you the best.
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Do you want to party?
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What are you talking about?
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I bet you would.
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What's he, frozen supper meat?
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Oh, no no no, he's not meat, no no, he's alive -
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well, actually he's not alive.
Technically he's dead,
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and reanimated with protoblood,
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but except now he's in cryostasis.
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What's, he's frozen fast asleep?
Er - yeah, yeah, if you like...
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So I guess we're going to the bridge?
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Xev? Come on!
Do something!
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Put me down, you revolting runt of humanity!
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What kind of processor do you got?
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Kai - I think you should wake up now.
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Hot damn!
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Guess I ain't got the hang of it yet.
Nothin's happenin.
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See,
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that's because the Lexx only does
what I tell it to, whatever I say.
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It only responds to my commands,
you know,
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if I say, fly away, or blow
something up, blow up a planet,
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you know, whatever, because I'm captain.
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What d'you mean, blow up like, what d'you mean?
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Well, for instance, if I was to say, you know -
Lexx, blow up that planet!
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As you request.
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Hot damn!
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Oh no, not again.
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- OK Stanley, set a course for Vermal.
- Vermal?
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Yeah, that's where I'm from, that's my home.
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There's a feller there I gotta see.
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Oh, you see, er, I understand that
and all, but you see,
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what we're trying to do here is,
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we're trying to find a new home,
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you know, a decent home with nice people
and friendly normal attractive women,
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see, and Vermal, you know, where you're from -
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I gots all the votes, so I does all
the deciding, see?
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Oh Pa, I could just cuddle him all to death!
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Vermal, Lexx, hurry!
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As you request.
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Party on Vermal!
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What is this party?
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It's the mostest fun you can have on Vermal -
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you'd like it honey ma'am, yes indeedy!
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You should try to have fun, Stan.
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Atta girl, atta girl. All right!
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Let's go home to Vermal!
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Come on Pa!
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Do the humpy jumpy, Pa!
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I wanna take me a rest now.
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Pa sleeps wherever he wants.
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You know what?
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Little ole me is getting kinda sleepy too.
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Is there a place somewhere where I could -
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lay my head for a while?
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Maybe you could tuck me in,
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you being so nice and gentlemanly and everything
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And everything!
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Yeah, I'll show ya.
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Don't cut yourself, Stan.
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Little ole Junior's getting sleepy too.
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Maybe there's some place where
I could lay some head?
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Hmm. You know what?
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I have highly accelerated sexual appetites,
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and very reduced standards.
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You know what that means?
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Nope.
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My body
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was altered
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to make me a love slave.
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Do you know what that means?
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Nope.
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How about right here right now,
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you know what that means?!
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Yup. Not damn!
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Come on.
Coming.
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I always liked sneaking into boys bedrooms.
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What would your momma say?
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My momma?
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Yeah, your momma.
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Well - one day, Ma went berry picking.
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Pa got real steamed up, like he does
when he plays too hard.
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Ma didn't move after that.
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We put her in the crook of a morning tree.
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Well why'd your Pa get so steamed up about?
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Well, he had to!
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Ma went berry picking, stupid.
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I like berries.
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Well - this is where I sleep.
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My neck's feeling sore.
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Could you rub it for little ole me?
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Oh yeah, I can rub it for little ole you.
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I like rubbing things.
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Actually Stan -
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I ain't sleepy.
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That's yours.
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You - you taste different.
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Different? What do you mean?
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From the others.
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Looks like it's been a while, captain.
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Oh, not that long.
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Oh, it's long enough -
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but that's all right. I like being with men -
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all types of men!
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Well, I'm all types of men!
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I can't wait for the boys on Vermal
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to see me do the humpy jumpy
lookee see with you .
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What?
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Yes, we does it - they watches.
It's the best way.
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I say something wrong, honey ma'am?
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Even with my love slave programming,
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I don't think I'm up to this right now.
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Right -
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I gotta save my juices for the party.
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We only has them about once a season.
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Everybody comes. It's party time!
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Stanley, we have reached the planet Vermal.
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It was not very far away.
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Stanley, we have reached the planet Vermal.
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I ain't the same as they is.
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You got the right stuff.
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You can help me get the Charger up
and running.
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OK?
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OK.
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I like you Stanley.
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You're my captain.
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- Pa!
- Hey captain!
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You're up, hey, good to see ya, buddy -
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We ain't buddies.
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Sure -
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No, see, thing about buddies is that there's
certain things them just doesn't do -
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like diddling your little girl.
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- No!
- Don't kill him Pa!
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You just like your momma.
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Oh, he was real gentle with me.
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Better go Sissy - you don't wanna
get no mess on you.
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But, but - who's gonna fly the Lexx?
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No, we's at Vermal now, that's all I want.
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I love him!
264
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,484
I want Stanley to become family.
265
00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:01,258
I want him to become my one and only husband.
266
00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:05,597
I wanna be,
267
00:20:05,597 --> 00:20:07,084
I wanna become Sissy's, I wanna be -
268
00:20:07,402 --> 00:20:09,459
My son in law?
269
00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:14,746
Son in law!
270
00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:18,071
I sense something bad is going to happen to Xev.
271
00:20:18,321 --> 00:20:20,445
Please kid, please wake up Kai.
272
00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:24,449
You're just a robot. You're not supposed
to be interested in girls,
273
00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:26,704
and you don't even have a body.
274
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:30,554
I am far more than just a robot - far, far more!
275
00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:32,861
I am the definition of devotion.
276
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:35,276
Please, we must wake up Kai.
277
00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:37,223
What will you do for me?
278
00:20:37,442 --> 00:20:39,005
I will do whatever you want.
279
00:20:39,386 --> 00:20:41,707
Whatever my circuits will allow.
280
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,851
OK, we can make a deal -
281
00:20:44,429 --> 00:20:48,567
I'll wake up the man in black, and you'll
help me get the Charger up and running.
282
00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:52,002
I agree, I agree! I agree to everything!
283
00:20:54,301 --> 00:20:57,900
I mean, if you became family -
I mean, real family,
284
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,565
if you became a real Golene and all,
285
00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:04,575
that means that this big bug ship becomes mine,
286
00:21:04,575 --> 00:21:06,512
'cos I 'm the head of the clan.
287
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,463
Sweetheart, we can perform the ceremony
right now, I can do it myself!
288
00:21:15,534 --> 00:21:16,759
Do you -
289
00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:20,820
Captain Stanley is gonna be
my one and only husband.
290
00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:24,123
Congratulations, Stanley.
291
00:21:24,954 --> 00:21:25,972
That's nice.
292
00:21:26,441 --> 00:21:29,812
Honey ma'am and me going down
onto Vermal, to party.
293
00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:32,436
Huh? Ain't you done the humpy jumpy
with her yet?
294
00:21:32,829 --> 00:21:35,150
No better way than at a Vermal party.
295
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,559
Junior!
296
00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:40,487
The reason I gots the votes in the family
297
00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:43,814
is directly correlated to the fact
that in this family,
298
00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:49,121
the brains ain't evenly distributed.
299
00:21:49,524 --> 00:21:50,332
Some gots more,
300
00:21:50,714 --> 00:21:52,170
some gots less.
301
00:21:52,454 --> 00:21:53,951
You understand?
302
00:21:54,738 --> 00:21:55,417
Nope.
303
00:21:55,656 --> 00:21:58,841
Well, never mind. You ain't going to Vermal!
304
00:21:58,842 --> 00:22:00,634
But -
305
00:22:00,635 --> 00:22:02,425
And I ain't going to explain why. No buts!
306
00:22:07,013 --> 00:22:09,495
Come on, son old son, we got a score to settle.
307
00:22:11,482 --> 00:22:13,691
Why should I trust you?
308
00:22:14,248 --> 00:22:17,927
Because I will sink to any level to be with Xev.
309
00:22:18,832 --> 00:22:20,331
OK, deal.
310
00:22:20,877 --> 00:22:21,841
What's the Charger?
311
00:22:22,135 --> 00:22:24,618
It's down on Vermal, you'll see.
312
00:22:25,317 --> 00:22:28,404
All Pa ever does is what Pa wants.
313
00:22:29,277 --> 00:22:32,142
Does Pa ever think of me? No!
314
00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:35,749
I wants to go down to Vermal and party,
315
00:22:35,968 --> 00:22:37,224
with you.
316
00:22:38,012 --> 00:22:40,540
Party - what's that exactly?
317
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:43,613
Party's hot damn fun, ma'am.
318
00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:46,107
Specially a Vermal party.
319
00:22:48,547 --> 00:22:51,827
I'm part Cluster lizard.
320
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:54,957
Cluster lizard?
321
00:22:56,815 --> 00:23:01,456
That makes me always hungry to try new things.
322
00:23:02,801 --> 00:23:05,034
Fun things.
323
00:23:07,559 --> 00:23:09,628
I could take you down to Vermal.
324
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,056
But Pa -
325
00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:13,598
Can stay up here.
326
00:23:14,604 --> 00:23:16,182
Hot damn!
327
00:23:26,975 --> 00:23:29,951
Sweetie, I think he's a little old for you,
328
00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:32,928
but when he had his shirt off
he had creamy shoulders, which is OK
329
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,482
Vermal. Captain Pa's gotta go back to Vermal.
330
00:23:44,483 --> 00:23:46,626
Gotta go down there and settle an old score.
331
00:23:46,627 --> 00:23:48,771
Old score, payback time, payback.
332
00:23:55,074 --> 00:23:59,779
We's going down to party on Vermal! Junior!
See, he's done turned on my instructions.
333
00:24:01,037 --> 00:24:02,558
It's that woman.
334
00:24:02,558 --> 00:24:06,256
Yeah, it's that woman, yeah, she
made him do it, she put him up to it.
335
00:24:07,088 --> 00:24:09,222
See, now I gotta go down to Vermal,
336
00:24:10,631 --> 00:24:14,135
I gotta fetch Junior, kill her,
and then settle my score,
337
00:24:14,339 --> 00:24:15,662
that's what I'm gonna do.
338
00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,955
But Pa - what about the wedding?
339
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,291
Yeah, the wedding, right. What about it?
340
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:25,411
Well, we could have the wedding now.
Let's have it now, let's have the wedding now.
341
00:24:27,270 --> 00:24:31,432
Let's do it now.
Pa, you see, it's all kinda sudden.
342
00:24:32,032 --> 00:24:37,041
Do you, captain Stan, take my beautiful
343
00:24:38,025 --> 00:24:39,371
little
344
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:41,646
creamy
345
00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:43,700
pussy cat
346
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:51,677
cream ball girl - to be your
lawful wedded wife,
347
00:25:10,455 --> 00:25:15,074
one and only, one and only?
348
00:25:20,876 --> 00:25:23,632
You does wants to be her one and
only husband, don't you?
349
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,478
You does loves her, don't you?
350
00:25:26,928 --> 00:25:27,848
Love her?
351
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:32,981
Well, you see Pa, that, that takes time,
352
00:25:33,474 --> 00:25:37,414
you know, um, but you know she,
353
00:25:38,498 --> 00:25:41,857
but she's really special to me -
really really special.
354
00:25:43,795 --> 00:25:44,572
Special?
355
00:25:48,621 --> 00:25:53,646
You know, somehow, that don't -
356
00:25:54,358 --> 00:25:56,534
that don't sound very convincing to me.
357
00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:06,484
You know what I think? I think that
you don't wanna be a Golene.
358
00:26:07,623 --> 00:26:10,528
Me, Golene?
359
00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:14,994
I think that you think that Sissy
ain't good enough for you. - Pa, no!
360
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,910
You done touched my bone!
361
00:26:29,272 --> 00:26:31,491
You crossed the line, little lady.
362
00:26:32,837 --> 00:26:36,111
You crossed the line right there.
You just like your momma.
363
00:26:36,953 --> 00:26:41,833
You, honey ma'am, your momma - all the same!
364
00:26:43,719 --> 00:26:48,238
That's right - all way too good for you.
365
00:26:48,829 --> 00:26:52,744
Ma knew it too. She never wanted to be with you,
366
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,466
ever since the day you took her.
367
00:26:56,812 --> 00:26:59,264
Ma had free will too!
368
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:02,868
Free will, what's that?
What you saying? what is that?
369
00:27:03,305 --> 00:27:04,960
You know what I'm saying.
370
00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:13,304
I'm saying that Ma had her own ideas
about who she really wanted to be with -
371
00:27:13,731 --> 00:27:16,358
and it never was you.
372
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:46,703
She shouldn't oughta said that.
373
00:27:47,756 --> 00:27:50,798
She, she just gone too far.
374
00:27:52,365 --> 00:27:55,668
You the one. You put her up to this.
375
00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:58,828
Yeah, you put her up to this,
you killed my little daughter!
376
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,013
The law!
377
00:28:03,231 --> 00:28:04,137
Law?
378
00:28:04,137 --> 00:28:08,580
I know it when I see it. Uh - she done fell.
See, we were just horsing around,
379
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:17,085
and er, and things got a little carried
away and she done fell over the edge!
380
00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:20,232
He pushed her. She was nice.
You pushed her!
381
00:28:20,527 --> 00:28:22,233
You did it, you did it, you're responsible!
382
00:28:22,823 --> 00:28:23,732
You pushed her!
383
00:28:24,552 --> 00:28:27,133
You never find me!
384
00:28:33,741 --> 00:28:35,757
790 says Xev may be in trouble.
385
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,838
Where is she? Where's my little peach blossom?
386
00:28:40,123 --> 00:28:43,065
She went down to Vermal - to party.
387
00:28:53,738 --> 00:28:55,288
Hot damn!
388
00:28:56,657 --> 00:28:58,768
Sounds like we came back at just the right time.
389
00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,577
For the party?
390
00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:14,596
Hey, cousin.
391
00:29:15,384 --> 00:29:17,737
Hot damn Goolu clan!
392
00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:19,836
Golene clan?
393
00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:22,337
That's right.
394
00:29:22,648 --> 00:29:25,535
I thought the Golene clan was all rounded up.
395
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:29,444
We exscaped, come back.
Where's all the other clan?
396
00:29:29,925 --> 00:29:32,279
Hauled off. We's all that's left.
397
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,903
Who's that?
398
00:29:34,864 --> 00:29:36,069
That there's Xev.
399
00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:41,001
Nice.
400
00:29:42,534 --> 00:29:44,195
We come for the party.
401
00:29:44,195 --> 00:29:45,596
Come for the party?
402
00:29:46,482 --> 00:29:49,350
Junior Golene, you in the dictionary -
403
00:29:50,477 --> 00:29:51,789
Uh huh, in the dictionary
404
00:29:52,182 --> 00:29:54,569
Right beside the word "stupid" -
405
00:29:54,818 --> 00:29:56,931
Beside the word "stupid"
406
00:29:57,149 --> 00:29:58,768
There's a picture of you.
407
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:00,618
Of you!
408
00:30:01,308 --> 00:30:02,568
Oh yeah?!
409
00:30:03,399 --> 00:30:04,735
I've never been to a party before.
410
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,643
Why ma'am, come on in!
411
00:30:12,567 --> 00:30:14,198
Humpy jumpy!
412
00:30:18,402 --> 00:30:23,512
Poor Xev. My poor wonderful
exquisite lost Xev.
413
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,824
You really used to kill people?
414
00:30:31,115 --> 00:30:32,976
Yes - very many people.
415
00:30:34,638 --> 00:30:37,232
My father was a warrior.
416
00:30:58,740 --> 00:30:59,812
Lexx - what was that?
417
00:31:00,337 --> 00:31:03,323
I do not know, Stan.
418
00:31:15,827 --> 00:31:19,481
Lyekka! Lyekka! Lyekka! Wake up,
I got food for you Lyekka!
419
00:31:37,719 --> 00:31:39,250
Hi there!
420
00:31:44,113 --> 00:31:47,034
Come down here to party with honey ma'am.
421
00:31:47,952 --> 00:31:50,567
You can all watch us do the humpy jumpy -
422
00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:59,039
This place used to be full of Golenes,
and a whole lot of other clans too.
423
00:32:00,364 --> 00:32:04,240
I presume they were cleansed
by His Divine Shadow.
424
00:32:05,746 --> 00:32:08,810
I don't know about that, but they're gone.
425
00:32:17,782 --> 00:32:18,469
Who's there?
426
00:32:18,818 --> 00:32:20,513
Look behind you!
427
00:32:23,238 --> 00:32:25,633
Where? Oh, I shoulda gone with Kai.
428
00:32:25,919 --> 00:32:27,626
Behind you!
429
00:32:35,646 --> 00:32:36,668
I can't see ya.
430
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,621
Well, I'm here!
431
00:32:40,289 --> 00:32:41,992
Where are ya?
432
00:32:45,778 --> 00:32:47,179
Here, Stanley.
433
00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:58,016
Look, there it is. Come on, let's go.
434
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,927
Isn't she beautiful?
435
00:34:09,902 --> 00:34:11,921
A stranger crashed here.
436
00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:13,592
His name was Norb.
437
00:34:13,792 --> 00:34:16,298
He tried to fix up the ship,
until Pa found him.
438
00:34:16,904 --> 00:34:20,797
But Ma found him first,
and she went berry picking.
439
00:34:21,442 --> 00:34:23,170
Did you ever meet this Norb?
440
00:34:25,686 --> 00:34:27,228
What happened to him?
441
00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:29,471
Pa found him.
442
00:34:29,811 --> 00:34:31,336
How did you find out about him?
443
00:34:31,686 --> 00:34:33,732
Sissy told me.
444
00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:35,471
Was Sissy your sister?
445
00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:37,429
Half sister.
446
00:34:37,637 --> 00:34:40,230
We must abandon this ridiculous heap
of low tech junk.
447
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:44,247
Xev is in danger! We must continue our search.
448
00:34:44,815 --> 00:34:46,340
You made a deal.
449
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:49,135
Love is the only deal I understand.
450
00:34:49,770 --> 00:34:51,772
Well, I'm the only one who knows
where Junior woulda gone -
451
00:34:52,222 --> 00:34:55,396
and you gotta help me before I help you.
452
00:34:55,909 --> 00:34:59,018
Kai - please torture the little bastard.
453
00:34:59,903 --> 00:35:01,139
Did you make a deal?
454
00:35:01,356 --> 00:35:04,741
Deals with undersized irritating
inbreeds do not count.
455
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,949
I'm not an inbreed.
456
00:35:08,198 --> 00:35:10,473
Sounds like you made an agreement.
457
00:35:11,163 --> 00:35:12,289
Come on.
458
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:31,755
I thought all you Golenes was rounded up
and taken to the big barbecue in the sky.
459
00:35:47,893 --> 00:35:53,140
Now, it's party time on Vermal!
460
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:09,150
All you gotta do, is figure out the
starting codes. Can you do it?
461
00:36:09,651 --> 00:36:13,012
I'm confident that I will be up
to such a tiny challenge.
462
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:16,482
Isn't the Charger just about
the greatest thing ever?
463
00:36:17,564 --> 00:36:19,369
Just about.
464
00:36:19,729 --> 00:36:23,516
How about you, mister?
Have you ever been a pilot?
465
00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:28,278
I was, before I died.
466
00:36:32,393 --> 00:36:35,137
How d'you work this thing?
467
00:36:36,573 --> 00:36:41,235
Stanley, I can hear something coming from
the planet. Would you like to hear it?
468
00:36:41,554 --> 00:36:43,996
Yeah, yeah, we wants to hear it!
469
00:36:44,350 --> 00:36:49,385
Stanley, I can hear something coming from
the planet. Would you like to hear it?
470
00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,753
We wants to hear it.
471
00:36:56,753 --> 00:37:00,048
You hear me, cousin Pa Golene?
472
00:37:00,807 --> 00:37:04,105
I hears ya. I hears ya, Daddy Gloolene,
473
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,294
but I don't like the sound of your voice.
474
00:37:08,981 --> 00:37:13,445
Well, how you like this, cousin
on the no-good side of the family?
475
00:37:17,616 --> 00:37:20,527
Pa, they're gonna lower me down
into mine critters!
476
00:37:20,997 --> 00:37:22,310
Mine critters?!
477
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:25,878
And then they're gonna have a party
with honey ma'am - without me!
478
00:37:26,114 --> 00:37:28,369
I told you not to go down there!
479
00:37:29,912 --> 00:37:32,244
I'm sorry Pa, I'm sorry. I just wanted to party!
480
00:37:32,472 --> 00:37:33,929
He wanted to party!
481
00:37:40,553 --> 00:37:42,039
This is my father.
482
00:38:13,141 --> 00:38:15,177
No, not mine critters!
483
00:38:15,812 --> 00:38:17,892
Yes, mine critters.
484
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,495
Pa, help me!
485
00:38:20,575 --> 00:38:23,727
Your pa can't help you with this conundrum.
486
00:38:24,077 --> 00:38:26,617
Pa, please help me! Not mine critters!
487
00:38:27,150 --> 00:38:28,212
Cousin Daddy -
488
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:35,938
Cousin Daddy -
489
00:38:40,941 --> 00:38:45,241
You a cockerwidder! A no-brain cockerwidder,
490
00:38:45,242 --> 00:38:49,542
just like your no-brain mine critter lunch son!
491
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:54,686
And all the other Golenes -
that is, what's left of 'em.
492
00:38:55,525 --> 00:38:57,370
Cousin Daddy - you're gonna regret that.
493
00:38:58,059 --> 00:39:03,345
You're gonna regret that and everything else
you low-down Gloolenes ever done to us.
494
00:39:04,397 --> 00:39:09,299
That's it. That's it. Payback time. Blow it up
Tweedle, blow up Vermal. Blow it up!
495
00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:19,829
He called me a cockerwidder.
496
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:23,328
He called me a cockerwidder.
497
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,706
He done fed my son to mine critters,
498
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:34,174
and worst of all that low-down Gloolene,
he told them where we was hiding out.
499
00:39:36,622 --> 00:39:38,680
Blow it up, Tweedle.
500
00:39:39,051 --> 00:39:41,076
But what about Xev and Kai?
501
00:39:41,753 --> 00:39:43,438
And the little kid?
502
00:39:43,789 --> 00:39:47,902
I mean he's, he's the only family you got left.
503
00:40:04,246 --> 00:40:08,745
So, you some kind of Golene, or what?
504
00:40:09,357 --> 00:40:13,058
Unclean! Unclean!
505
00:40:13,473 --> 00:40:16,549
I say, she's too pretty to be a Golene.
506
00:40:17,065 --> 00:40:20,566
I say, it's party time on Vermal!
507
00:40:23,675 --> 00:40:26,499
Who gets to humpy jumpy her first?
508
00:40:27,954 --> 00:40:32,115
I say - let Daddy drive!
509
00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:43,334
You get yourself on back down up here now.
510
00:40:43,749 --> 00:40:44,843
Why should I?
511
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,516
Cause I told you to that's why.
512
00:40:46,723 --> 00:40:49,202
You aren't telling me nothing more,
you old fat fart.
513
00:40:49,608 --> 00:40:50,684
You watch your tongue now!
514
00:40:51,002 --> 00:40:56,672
No more, you big piece of poo. From now on,
I say what I wants to, when I wants to,
515
00:40:57,065 --> 00:40:58,894
you dumb Golene inbreed.
516
00:40:59,123 --> 00:40:59,832
What you call me?
517
00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:02,776
A fat fart, big poo inbreed!
518
00:41:03,389 --> 00:41:06,191
And I got something else to say to you too Pa -
519
00:41:06,311 --> 00:41:08,206
you ain't my pa!
520
00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:12,365
Ever notice I was missing something here?
521
00:41:12,824 --> 00:41:17,004
No, you didn't, because you're too stupid.
Well I've got news for you too Pa -
522
00:41:17,552 --> 00:41:19,926
remember how Ma used to go berry picking?
523
00:41:20,725 --> 00:41:22,925
Well, she wasn't picking berries.
524
00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:25,540
I know that -
525
00:41:25,811 --> 00:41:28,846
that's why I killed that space pilot,
and your ma.
526
00:41:29,338 --> 00:41:32,193
Well, Ma was picking berries
long before you found out,.
527
00:41:32,629 --> 00:41:37,884
and she laid down with that space pilot,
and they made me. He was my real Pa.
528
00:41:39,418 --> 00:41:43,642
That - that would mean that - you ain't my kid.
529
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:49,297
That would mean that - there's no Golenes left.
530
00:41:49,865 --> 00:41:53,028
My real father was the space pilot
you killed, remember Pa?
531
00:41:53,783 --> 00:41:56,945
His name was Norb, and that's my name too.
532
00:41:58,828 --> 00:42:02,607
Before I go, before I leave you
behind forever Pa,
533
00:42:02,608 --> 00:42:04,496
you hear me.
534
00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:07,517
I wanna say one thing -
535
00:42:08,029 --> 00:42:11,303
you're a cockerwidder, Pa!
Cockerwidder cockerwidder cockerwidder!
536
00:42:11,893 --> 00:42:14,313
You're nothing but a dumb
inbreed Golene cockerwidder!
537
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,595
Goodbye forever!
538
00:42:19,258 --> 00:42:21,294
Blow up Vermal Stan.
539
00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:23,559
Xev and Kai -
540
00:42:23,931 --> 00:42:25,319
Blow it up!!!
541
00:42:34,198 --> 00:42:35,683
Damn!
542
00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:41,603
I'm warning you - I'm part Cluster lizard.
543
00:42:44,878 --> 00:42:48,324
Ooo, she sings pretty.
Party! Party!
544
00:43:18,238 --> 00:43:20,384
Thanks for the lift.
545
00:43:20,952 --> 00:43:21,958
I remember -
546
00:43:23,195 --> 00:43:25,711
I used to like fishing.
547
00:43:29,293 --> 00:43:33,463
Xev - if love is a hook, I'll be your worm.
548
00:43:34,457 --> 00:43:36,494
Blow it up!
549
00:43:43,081 --> 00:43:44,864
Come on!
550
00:43:50,521 --> 00:43:52,916
Yes!
551
00:44:19,945 --> 00:44:21,948
Hard throttle!
552
00:44:50,639 --> 00:44:53,969
Oh Vermal hills,
553
00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:58,667
my Vermal hills,
554
00:44:58,967 --> 00:45:00,663
every dome so fragrant be -
555
00:45:06,634 --> 00:45:08,286
It's the law!
556
00:45:11,657 --> 00:45:13,517
You never find me!
557
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,516
Oh, you're back!
558
00:45:17,490 --> 00:45:18,998
Oh, I'm so glad.
559
00:45:19,613 --> 00:45:22,512
Oh, spare me the slobber, picobrain.
560
00:45:25,225 --> 00:45:28,771
You never find me!
561
00:45:31,379 --> 00:45:33,929
Come on, he's getting away!
562
00:45:56,339 --> 00:45:56,798
Hi.
563
00:45:57,673 --> 00:46:00,323
I'd like to dance with you.
564
00:46:03,979 --> 00:46:07,701
I'm hungry, and I like you.
565
00:46:15,317 --> 00:46:17,779
Did you hear that?
566
00:46:37,852 --> 00:46:40,423
Yes! Goodbye Vermal.
567
00:46:41,858 --> 00:46:45,447
Yahoo!
568
00:46:49,004 --> 00:46:56,722
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