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Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
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Lexx 2.04 Luvliner
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On a branch, there is a fruit.
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Plump and ripe for sucking.
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In her bed, there is a body.
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Hot and right for -
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One on one.
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Two on two.
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You on me.
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Me on you.
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I got what you need, oh baby, baby.
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Have you got something for me?
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How about a little bump and grind, momma?
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I want to feel your steam.
I want to ladle your cream.
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Be careful - I'm slippery when wet.
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I've been waiting so long -
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and it's getting so hard.
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My name is Cortanyo -
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but you can call me the pulsing
python of passion.
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I am young, tanned, cut and buffed.
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And unwelcome!
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I'm looking for a woman -
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Not here you're not!
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who doesn't tire easily.
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She's not listening!
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But fair warning ladies -
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you may never walk again!
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I've got the love gun -
are you next on my hit list.
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My name is Dineeta.
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Can you guess where my hand is right now?
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And do you know what I'd rather have there?
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Red alert! Massive object approaching.
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I'm young, stunningly gorgeous,
and insatiable.
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I like my men cuddly,
mature, and time-tested.
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Are you out there, daddy man?
Come to me -
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ravish me!
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So leave a message -
I'll get back to you.
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I'll get front to you.
I'll get all over you -
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because where there's meat,
there needs to be motion.
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Come for romance.
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Come for sensual adventure.
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Come to fan the flames of passion.
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Luvliner -
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we're wide open - to anything.
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Cruise in and unwind
in the sultry lovers' lounge,
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with its relaxing garden courtyard.
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The water in the gilded pool
is always warm - and inviting.
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And then kick back
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in one of our deluxe
private accommodations.
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Then dial up room service.
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We guarantee your order will arrive - hot.
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So why not follow the dream beam to Luvliner -
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you'll be so glad you did.
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You'll find us at Queeb sector,
quadrant 6LM7.
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Hurry - we're waiting for you.
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Lexx - did you get those co-ordinates?
Yes, Stan
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Stop looking at her,
you bile inducing lecher!
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Off!
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So -? So -?
What do you think?
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I think,
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I want - one of those.
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Lexx - let's go. Hurry!
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Not exactly as advertised.
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Welcome to Luvliner, we love having you
here. What do you want, speak?
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We -
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We -
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We want action.
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Who doesn't?
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Well, it's all here.
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We got babes, boys, beasts,thinner,
fatter, hunks, chunks, monks,
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twins dipped in batter,the wiggle,
the jiggle, the oo la la,
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people to spank you and sheep to go baaa!
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Right up your alley, Tweedle.
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So - what's your poison?
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Well, can't we come down and
check things out first?
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Got?
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Cash.
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Coin.
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Currency. Well, what do you think,
the staff's here for exercise?
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Well, we have no currency.
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Or desire.
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Xev, don't do it!
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But we've got things to trade!
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Well we don't trade.
But we have -
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A hearing problem! No trade!
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Listen bud - if it was up to me maybe we
could bargain,but I'm not the owner here,
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and the owner's policy is
hard currency only.
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It's simple - no money, no honey.
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So why don't you just take
your big bug ship
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and turn it around and go and try and
find something you can do for free, huh?
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By the way - what the hell is that thing?
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What kind of a loser flies around in a bug?
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A bug!
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Hey buddy, this is the Lexx,
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the most powerful destructive force
in the two universes!
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Come on pal. What do you think,
I'm an idiot?
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Why don't you just get the hell out of here,
before I come after you with my swatter.
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This is a sex satellite, OK?
Not a retard depository.
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How about just one retard?
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Who said that?
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Nobody.
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Nobody?
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like you!
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Did you hear that?
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Did you hear what he called me?!
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He called me a nobody!
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He was rude and unhygienic.
Let's be off, Xev.
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Stan - you probably don't remember
because you were frozen?
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He called me a nobody?!
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But when Kai punctured your heart and they
wouldn't let us into the medical satellite -
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I gave them a little -
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demo.
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Yeah. Of course!
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Oh, buddy!
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I got things to do and you got no cash - buzz off.
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Lexx - could you destroy that moon please?
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As you request, Stan.
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Oh, that's real funny.
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Well, um - hey, I completely forgot.
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do I work too hard, or what?
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It's Bob's Comet Day!
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Yeah, that old Bob's Comet just flew by,
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and we like to mark the occasion with
samples on the house, yeah.
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It's your big time lucky
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feelgood ho ho Bob kind of day, yeah.
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We got freebie visitor pass things,
you know, whatever.
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So, er, why don't you come onboard, good people?
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It's time for love.
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Excellent.
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Meat love does not compare to metal love.
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I think I'll find that out for myself.
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Agony!
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I don't know Stan.
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Historically you don't have much luck
in places like this.
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I have a feeling my luck is about to change.
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Let's hope so.
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Times like this, I'm glad
I have no sense of smell.
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Hey, I've been telling you all day -
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no pay, no lay.
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Please, I'm good for it!
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Hey beautiful!
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go for a dip?
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Pass.
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You cheat! You worm! I'll kill you!
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I'll bust you up!
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Let go of those bars - now.
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Let go of those bars - now!
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Oh you do, do you? You want more time??
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I want every bit of my time!
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Oh, your time is over, pal!
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That's it, crawl away! Die slowly, buddy.
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Oh, hey - it's so nice to see you in the flesh.
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I'm glad you could make it.
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Ooh, like the head.
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The name is 790, cretin.
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Hey, whatever you say, I'm easy.
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So - you the whole crew?
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Kind of a big ship for two people.
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Three!
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Two and a half.
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There's one more onboard,
he's not like us though.
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Oh, so what's he like?
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Oh, you'd like to know?
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No, not really. Just figured he'd want some fun.
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No, he doesn't like fun. He's an assassin.
He's killed people, thousands...
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That's great.
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So where are the babes?
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Oh yeah, right, babes I guess you're
looking for some real hot fun, right?
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OK, the right for you,
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the left for you -
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and head gets the middle.
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So, all you gotta do is step on
in and let's get pumping.
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By the way, I instructed that our spaceship
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can blow this place to smithereens
if we're not back onboard in two hours.
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Yes sir. Yeah, that's quite
a good precaution sir.
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You know, you can't trust anyone
in this universe these days.
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You be sure and have
a good stay with us, huh?
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And oh, by the way -
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Happy Bob's Comet Day!
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Xev, you can't be serious!
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There's no-one for me but you!
Don't place me in the arms of another!
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Come on, a nice lady robot to rub
your neck stump - you might like it.
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I won't!
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Xev? Xev! Don't leave me Xev!
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Welcome, love seeker.
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Please take a moment to help us learn
just what sort of pleasure you seek.
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Your preferences will be carefully processed,
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and the most appropriate candidates
will be presented to you.
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I'm after Xev.
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Do you prefer the opposite sex, your
own sex hybrid, or other alternative?
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If alternative, please specify -
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human, animal, plant, mineral, machine, virtual, or -
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Xev! Xev! Xev! Always and forever Xev!
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May your selection bring you
the satisfaction you clearly deserve.
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Muscles, yes.
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not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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No, no, no - you're kidding, aren't you?
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There's a funny part, right?
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Must we?
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No, Xev! Xev, Xev, Xev!
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Aulk, that's what I'm saying, a giant bug -
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you should have seen that thing
take out Boron 13.
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Aulk, it was there, and boom! It wasn't.
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Oh, it was unbelievable.
This is big, I'm telling you.
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This is the big score!
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And the crew - there is only two?
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Er - and the robot head.
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Right. That's all?
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Nobody else?
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No. They said something about, some assassin
or something was onboard, I dunno...
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Either there's an assassin onboard, or there isn't.
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OK, so they said there was,
but I don't believe 'em.
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Why would anyone stay behind, huh?
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Everybody knows that assassins
are crazy for nookie, right?
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Not all of them.
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Did they say he was dead?
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Dead?
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How could he be dead?
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It's a crock, all right?
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They're just pulling my pudLook,
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I gotta go here so, you in or what?
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Maybe.
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90 - 10.
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Oh, we're talking deal huh? I like it.
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Me 90 you 10.
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What? Forget about it.
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There's a lotta guys I could offer this to.
I got people -
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Shut up, Schlemmi.
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Anyway - I'll think about it.
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Don't think too long, huh?
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Problem?
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Yes. There is a problem.
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Your selection sucks!
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I ordered attractive!
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Well, you're seeing top of the line sir.
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It hasn't been a great year for recruiting.
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Just dim the lights a little, you'll be fine.
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See, I'm getting upset -
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and when I get upset,
I like to cause trouble.
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I'll, er, see what I can do sir.
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She's our number one. Hot.
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Reserved for our top clients.
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Give her a chance -
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you won't be disappointed.
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No. Close, but no No No!
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My name is Varrtan.
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My body speaks for itself.
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My sexual thirst can never be quenched.
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Love is a fire -
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and I am the fireman.
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Him.
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OK. Her.
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Say -
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do you have
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any living well-built male bodies
without heads?
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Come in.
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I am Varrtan.
259
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:15,535
Are you ever.
260
00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:23,179
You are unbelievably beautiful.
261
00:21:31,645 --> 00:21:32,960
Well, you're not bad yourself.
262
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,999
Oh - a truly extraordinary woman.
263
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,916
and well versed in the ways of love.
264
00:21:47,064 --> 00:21:48,170
Not really.
265
00:21:49,014 --> 00:21:51,982
I was transformed into a love slave, but -
266
00:21:52,868 --> 00:21:54,259
But what?
267
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,610
I've never
268
00:21:58,136 --> 00:21:58,999
done it
269
00:21:59,711 --> 00:22:01,475
before.
270
00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:04,529
You're joking, of course.
271
00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:09,808
A virgin?
272
00:22:11,779 --> 00:22:14,277
Not for much longer, am I?
273
00:22:22,106 --> 00:22:23,586
Come in.
274
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,017
I am Rissha.
275
00:22:30,331 --> 00:22:32,290
What is your name?
276
00:22:38,872 --> 00:22:40,635
Stanley Tweedle, look... nothing personal, but um -
277
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:45,420
I was hoping for somebody a little more, you know,
278
00:22:47,358 --> 00:22:48,846
a little more...
279
00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:50,565
I see.
280
00:22:51,146 --> 00:22:52,580
I will go.
281
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,299
Good. I mean, I'm sure you're very
nice and everything,
282
00:22:54,758 --> 00:22:58,568
but you see, nice isn't exactly
what they promised.
283
00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:01,876
Does that make me a bad person?
284
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,153
No. You are the customer.
285
00:23:04,754 --> 00:23:06,835
You should have what you want.
286
00:23:06,835 --> 00:23:09,610
See, you understand!
287
00:23:09,611 --> 00:23:12,385
I mean, all I want is what they said they had,
and now it turns out they don't have it,
288
00:23:13,457 --> 00:23:15,089
I mean not even close - I mean,
personal preference wise.
289
00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:17,573
You find me unattractive?
290
00:23:19,155 --> 00:23:21,094
I didn't mean it like that,
291
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:24,373
I mean, you're not unattractive, I mean,
not exactly most attractive either,
292
00:23:25,225 --> 00:23:27,483
see, what I'm trying to say -
293
00:23:27,483 --> 00:23:29,104
You don't have to say anything.
294
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:34,184
You obviously have certain standards,
and expect them to be met.
295
00:23:34,505 --> 00:23:36,135
Well yeah! Exactly!
296
00:23:37,309 --> 00:23:38,831
Thank you for seeing that.
297
00:23:43,332 --> 00:23:45,037
It was obvious.
298
00:23:47,063 --> 00:23:49,943
Hello! Is anyone listening?
299
00:23:50,618 --> 00:23:53,663
I demand to be taken back to Xev without delay!
300
00:23:54,241 --> 00:23:55,721
These others mean nothing to me!
301
00:23:56,204 --> 00:23:59,105
Only Xev owns my heart.
302
00:24:02,388 --> 00:24:03,731
About time.
303
00:24:05,408 --> 00:24:08,244
I've been waiting an eternity
for someone like you.
304
00:24:10,761 --> 00:24:11,855
You what?
305
00:24:12,456 --> 00:24:14,354
I wanna take it slow.
306
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,406
Look, my family is deep in debt.
307
00:24:17,407 --> 00:24:19,192
and I only do this for the money -
what little it pays.
308
00:24:20,112 --> 00:24:25,849
But Xev - you are too special to waste
on some cheap throwaway encounter.
309
00:24:26,694 --> 00:24:28,424
I must gaze upon your body,
310
00:24:29,058 --> 00:24:30,284
drink you in,
311
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,987
kneel at your feet, adore you,
312
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,514
savour this sweetest of moments -
313
00:24:35,844 --> 00:24:37,169
So, let's just get on with it.
314
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,363
I've waited too long.
315
00:24:43,389 --> 00:24:44,264
Get naked.
316
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,077
It's not that easy, I mean I -
317
00:24:46,432 --> 00:24:47,635
What?!
318
00:24:49,726 --> 00:24:51,051
I love you.
319
00:24:52,519 --> 00:24:53,906
We just met two minutes ago.
320
00:24:54,134 --> 00:24:55,906
I know, but it's real.
321
00:24:57,351 --> 00:24:58,224
Then -
322
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:01,191
take your pants off,
323
00:25:02,691 --> 00:25:05,243
and prove it.
324
00:25:18,624 --> 00:25:21,668
It's all the same, after a while.
325
00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:24,897
You know - same old this, same old that -
326
00:25:27,636 --> 00:25:30,339
it's all flesh on parade.
327
00:25:32,377 --> 00:25:34,988
I take a look at everyone
who comes in here -
328
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,123
it's a job perk.
329
00:25:40,354 --> 00:25:43,398
Lemmee tell ya, I've been stinking
in a pile of 'em.
330
00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:49,268
Fish girls from Pisac 3.
331
00:25:51,568 --> 00:25:53,835
Man apes from Remblan 11.
332
00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:00,273
I've even tussled with a couple
of shell heads in my time.
333
00:26:05,235 --> 00:26:08,794
And there's one furry nympho leper
334
00:26:10,228 --> 00:26:15,541
that still makes me all squishy inside.
335
00:26:23,753 --> 00:26:26,104
But - my tastes have changed.
336
00:26:27,138 --> 00:26:28,749
They -
337
00:26:30,304 --> 00:26:32,612
shall we say - evolved?
338
00:26:38,273 --> 00:26:41,887
You're my kind of fun now.
339
00:27:13,639 --> 00:27:17,287
Um - Rissha? I'm sorry. I wasn't very
sensitive when you came in first -
340
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:23,189
But I was a jerk, insulting you -
341
00:27:23,549 --> 00:27:28,098
I know I'm not - the prettiest
flower in the vase
342
00:27:29,259 --> 00:27:30,911
Neither am I.
343
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,869
But
344
00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:36,766
I could make you very happy,
345
00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:39,009
if given a chance.
346
00:27:41,481 --> 00:27:42,959
Yeah?
347
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,157
Me too.
348
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:45,678
At least, I hope so.
349
00:27:46,028 --> 00:27:47,275
Oh, I'm sure that you could.
350
00:27:48,457 --> 00:27:49,289
Yeah, I think so.
351
00:27:49,289 --> 00:27:50,629
I know that you could. And Stan?
352
00:27:54,731 --> 00:27:57,117
I find you very attractive.
353
00:27:59,964 --> 00:28:01,398
You - you do?
354
00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:05,801
In an unorthodox kind of way.
355
00:28:09,206 --> 00:28:10,805
Hey, wait your turn!
356
00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:20,004
Get up, captain. Up!
357
00:28:51,513 --> 00:28:52,816
Aulk! It's - well, it's -
358
00:28:54,718 --> 00:28:57,956
it is what it is!
359
00:29:13,096 --> 00:29:14,158
Get on that bed!
360
00:29:14,978 --> 00:29:17,355
Please - true love cannot be hurried.
361
00:29:20,069 --> 00:29:24,186
The roots must be able to take hold and
nourish the ever-blossoming flower -
362
00:29:24,536 --> 00:29:25,299
Move it!
363
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:37,167
No, Xev, please, please. No, no -
This better be the one, Schlemmi.
364
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:55,173
Darling wonderful Xev! - are you all right?
365
00:29:58,227 --> 00:30:00,316
So - we don't need this one?
366
00:30:01,906 --> 00:30:03,263
She's cute.
367
00:30:04,282 --> 00:30:06,161
Yeah - virgin, too.
368
00:30:07,018 --> 00:30:08,212
How do you know?
369
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:09,612
I listen in.
370
00:30:14,758 --> 00:30:16,260
Virgin, huh?
371
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:21,394
You like to experience new things.
372
00:30:22,961 --> 00:30:24,832
I like to experience -
373
00:30:25,927 --> 00:30:26,924
the new.
374
00:30:31,752 --> 00:30:33,581
She's coming with us.
375
00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:52,486
Hey Flintock, hey Brose.
376
00:30:53,121 --> 00:30:55,292
This is Schlemmi Ackakak,
377
00:30:55,293 --> 00:30:57,464
former manager of your skanky
378
00:30:57,465 --> 00:30:59,636
semen blasted piss-pit known as Luvliner.
379
00:31:00,314 --> 00:31:01,846
That's right, you jar heads -
380
00:31:02,284 --> 00:31:03,673
I resign!
381
00:31:04,847 --> 00:31:06,193
You're dead, Schlemmi.
382
00:31:07,178 --> 00:31:08,284
Me, dead?
383
00:31:11,104 --> 00:31:12,389
Now you listen.
384
00:31:12,794 --> 00:31:16,026
For years you screwed me while I ran your
freak show on that floating toilet -
385
00:31:16,605 --> 00:31:18,956
bad pay, no respect.
386
00:31:19,122 --> 00:31:22,172
Well, you're gonna have your lips
pressed against my butt for a change!
387
00:31:22,572 --> 00:31:27,127
So watch your monitors, pimp sisters -
it's payback time.
388
00:31:27,827 --> 00:31:29,141
Let's party!
389
00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:36,726
Let's party?
390
00:31:38,073 --> 00:31:39,365
I can't do it.
391
00:31:45,742 --> 00:31:49,124
We may need you alive to drive this ship -
392
00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:55,014
but we don't need
Little Miss Hump-Me-Now here.
393
00:31:57,062 --> 00:32:01,638
If I raise the voltage on my stinger here,
it'll barbecue her brain.
394
00:32:06,051 --> 00:32:07,606
So, like I said -
395
00:32:08,592 --> 00:32:10,409
let's party.
396
00:32:12,105 --> 00:32:13,397
Don't do it, Stan!
397
00:32:19,309 --> 00:32:20,546
Lexx - destroy the Luvliner.
398
00:32:21,115 --> 00:32:23,940
As you request, Stan.
399
00:32:37,399 --> 00:32:38,708
Yes! Woohoo! Goodbye, dog pound.
400
00:32:39,008 --> 00:32:42,607
Goodbye, smell of urine
and drunken whores,
401
00:32:42,608 --> 00:32:46,205
and creepy old men with hair on their
backs and their hands down their pants!
402
00:32:46,679 --> 00:32:49,138
Seeya, skin lesions and open sores,
403
00:32:49,139 --> 00:32:51,598
stained sheets and soiled underwear, everywhere!
404
00:32:51,998 --> 00:32:54,848
Goodbye, overall rude behaviour. Bye!
405
00:32:57,438 --> 00:32:59,868
OK, captain. Tell the bug
to set course for Omada 19.
406
00:33:01,158 --> 00:33:03,655
Lexx - set course for Omada 19.
407
00:33:03,655 --> 00:33:06,798
So I can deliver my resignation in person.
408
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:10,575
As you request, Stan.
409
00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:23,061
Oh no. Put him down!
410
00:33:25,233 --> 00:33:26,228
Who the hell's that?
411
00:33:26,831 --> 00:33:28,331
The dead frozen assassin.
412
00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:29,919
What do we want with him?
413
00:33:29,919 --> 00:33:32,908
I mean - whatever keeps you dancing.
414
00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:35,908
You moron! Do you know what we've got here?
415
00:33:36,651 --> 00:33:37,329
The Lexx!
416
00:33:37,822 --> 00:33:40,396
These are the people who stole it
from His Shadow.
417
00:33:40,876 --> 00:33:42,683
Yeah, so? His Shadow's dead.
418
00:33:43,559 --> 00:33:46,668
I know. But this guy isn't. He's undead.
419
00:33:47,713 --> 00:33:50,158
He can still get up and kill - us.
420
00:33:51,624 --> 00:33:55,457
This blackpak here just gives him
a warm feeling inside.
421
00:33:55,457 --> 00:33:56,970
He's indestructible.
422
00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:01,251
I heard there was one of these guys on the ship.
423
00:34:02,422 --> 00:34:03,461
How do you know all this stuff?
424
00:34:03,888 --> 00:34:07,589
Because my ambition extends beyond
screwing robot heads.
425
00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:12,121
Yeah right, Mister Smart Guy. So if he's
so dangerous, why don't we get rid of him?
426
00:34:12,327 --> 00:34:14,593
That's why I hauled him up here, plug boy.
427
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:20,555
Don't do that, you'll wake him up!
428
00:34:20,955 --> 00:34:25,214
No I won't. This is a
cryogenic chamber. He's frozen.
429
00:34:25,838 --> 00:34:28,361
When he warms up - if he warms up -
430
00:34:28,362 --> 00:34:30,886
well, then we have a problem.
431
00:34:38,999 --> 00:34:39,931
it's cool! Stop it! Stop it, or I'll -
432
00:34:43,996 --> 00:34:45,233
Stop it, or what?
433
00:34:46,623 --> 00:34:48,691
Stop it, or - or not.
434
00:34:51,603 --> 00:34:54,002
Um - keep zapping it if you like,
it's your choice
435
00:34:54,002 --> 00:34:56,756
I choose -
436
00:34:58,041 --> 00:35:00,044
to break your finger.
437
00:35:03,592 --> 00:35:06,604
I like the stiff, but
how are we getting rid of him?
438
00:35:29,028 --> 00:35:30,244
I don't wanna do this!
439
00:35:30,616 --> 00:35:31,854
Pay attention.
440
00:35:33,682 --> 00:35:35,125
I'm letting go right now!
441
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:36,745
No you're not.
442
00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:44,256
Hey - how do I know you're not gonna leave
me out here and keep the Lexx for yourself?
443
00:35:46,339 --> 00:35:48,014
I'm not. I love you too much.
444
00:35:49,468 --> 00:35:51,581
No, I love me too much!
445
00:35:52,490 --> 00:35:53,245
Listen up
446
00:35:53,464 --> 00:35:54,109
What?
447
00:35:55,039 --> 00:35:57,941
Turn your moth toward the sun.
448
00:35:58,585 --> 00:35:59,276
Why?
449
00:35:59,602 --> 00:36:02,955
Because, you're going to fire him into it.
450
00:36:03,546 --> 00:36:04,148
What?
451
00:36:04,148 --> 00:36:06,076
Just to be on the safe side.
452
00:36:07,695 --> 00:36:09,949
Yeah, right. Anything you say,
Mister Overkill.
453
00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,484
Now speed, get more speed.
454
00:36:23,966 --> 00:36:25,423
Get more speed...
455
00:36:34,456 --> 00:36:35,604
I don't trust you!
456
00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:36,610
Faster.
457
00:36:36,610 --> 00:36:37,585
It's getting hot in here!
458
00:36:37,826 --> 00:36:38,679
Faster.
459
00:36:40,308 --> 00:36:41,358
When?
460
00:36:41,358 --> 00:36:43,141
Hold it.
461
00:36:44,439 --> 00:36:45,271
When?!
462
00:36:45,906 --> 00:36:48,030
Now! Let it go now!
463
00:36:56,937 --> 00:37:00,364
There. Dead guy go bye bye.
464
00:37:01,558 --> 00:37:02,348
OK.
465
00:37:03,004 --> 00:37:04,537
Coming back now, I'm finished.
466
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:06,008
Can you hear me?
467
00:37:07,103 --> 00:37:09,468
I'm coming back to the ship now.
468
00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:11,590
Drive safely.
469
00:37:11,590 --> 00:37:13,431
You will pay!
470
00:37:22,012 --> 00:37:23,730
No. We will play.
471
00:37:45,982 --> 00:37:47,756
OK - he's history.
472
00:37:48,108 --> 00:37:49,467
We're done.
473
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,224
Time to make boom boom on Omada 19, huh?
474
00:37:52,789 --> 00:37:53,765
Yeah. Why not?
475
00:37:53,962 --> 00:37:55,661
Full steam ahead, captain.
476
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:04,201
Well,
477
00:38:05,297 --> 00:38:08,221
Nothing but time on our hands now.
478
00:38:13,742 --> 00:38:14,979
So,
479
00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:18,824
are you - are you really a virgin?
480
00:38:19,568 --> 00:38:20,531
Are you?
481
00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:28,110
Well, this will be your first
482
00:38:32,523 --> 00:38:33,915
Your best,
483
00:38:36,992 --> 00:38:39,433
And your last.
484
00:38:43,213 --> 00:38:44,386
No! Leave her alone!
485
00:38:45,272 --> 00:38:46,948
That costs you three fingers.
486
00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:56,807
I've got some unfinished business myself.
487
00:39:04,815 --> 00:39:06,304
Hi handsome.
488
00:39:14,695 --> 00:39:18,167
I don't care what you do with me -
but don't harm Xev!
489
00:39:18,952 --> 00:39:22,709
Don't worry - when Aulk's finished with her
there won't be anything left to harm.
490
00:39:24,591 --> 00:39:25,674
He's sick. You know me.
491
00:39:28,971 --> 00:39:30,053
Come on, baby.
492
00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:48,587
And just when I thought it would never
be special again.
493
00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:03,250
I like the growl, baby.
494
00:40:03,809 --> 00:40:05,287
You shouldn't.
495
00:40:06,066 --> 00:40:06,852
Why not?
496
00:40:06,852 --> 00:40:09,668
Because it's a Cluster lizard growl.
497
00:40:11,133 --> 00:40:12,053
Oh really?
498
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:14,980
Really.
499
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:17,157
I'm part Cluster lizard.
500
00:40:24,815 --> 00:40:26,095
For Kai!
501
00:40:31,770 --> 00:40:32,932
For Stan!
502
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,766
Yeah, come on, get'em Xev!
503
00:40:36,924 --> 00:40:38,227
For 790!
504
00:40:41,921 --> 00:40:43,519
And my date!
505
00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,418
Stan, go after Kai's body.
506
00:40:48,955 --> 00:40:51,154
Lexx - go after Kai's body.
507
00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:55,626
It is very hot - but as you request, Stan.
508
00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:00,194
Hey - I wouldn't do that if I were you.
509
00:41:09,813 --> 00:41:11,642
Come on - gimmee a reason, huh?
510
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:18,826
Go for it.
511
00:41:19,987 --> 00:41:21,749
Bad girl.
512
00:41:25,121 --> 00:41:26,228
Come on, go for it - where you want it, huh?
513
00:41:33,664 --> 00:41:36,337
Lexx - hard left, now!
514
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,759
That's it, Xev!
515
00:41:50,879 --> 00:41:53,474
We'll have to skip the nasty,
and cut straight to the fun.
516
00:41:54,064 --> 00:41:55,335
It's too bad for you.
517
00:41:55,335 --> 00:41:57,058
I'm heartbroken.
518
00:41:57,058 --> 00:41:58,542
Get to her -
519
00:41:58,542 --> 00:42:01,104
go through me first!
520
00:42:03,931 --> 00:42:05,157
No more tricks. Reverse course.
521
00:42:05,771 --> 00:42:07,096
Do it, you!
522
00:42:11,134 --> 00:42:12,426
Kill Tweedle,
523
00:42:13,016 --> 00:42:14,286
leave Xev.
524
00:42:26,988 --> 00:42:28,642
You're strong for a girl -
525
00:42:29,397 --> 00:42:30,844
but not strong enough.
526
00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:43,811
Reverse course!
527
00:42:53,054 --> 00:42:54,719
Lexx - I command you to -
528
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,665
I command you to -
529
00:42:59,713 --> 00:43:01,235
get that cryopod!
530
00:43:02,385 --> 00:43:04,060
Oh, I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
531
00:43:28,369 --> 00:43:30,000
You've got a lot of spunk.
532
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:32,793
It would've been a ride to remember.
533
00:43:59,024 --> 00:44:01,257
Now that's a ride for you to remember!
534
00:44:09,057 --> 00:44:10,580
You have no idea
535
00:44:11,936 --> 00:44:14,882
what a horrible influence
that guy was on me.
536
00:44:15,835 --> 00:44:18,468
He - he owned me. He controlled me.
537
00:44:20,001 --> 00:44:22,773
He forced me to commit terrible crimes!
538
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,036
But thanks to you dear,
539
00:44:26,757 --> 00:44:29,905
special, and wonderful people,
540
00:44:31,430 --> 00:44:34,790
I am delivered from that unspeakable fiend.
541
00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:37,011
And now,
542
00:44:37,262 --> 00:44:44,984
I can devote myself to the charitable work
that I've always aspired to. Oh - thank you.
543
00:45:06,814 --> 00:45:11,097
Next time we go to a brothel, I'm taking
you with me pal, as a bodyguard.
544
00:45:11,359 --> 00:45:14,136
I am well suited to that position, Stanley.
545
00:45:15,386 --> 00:45:17,805
Well, sorry for putting you
in such jeopardy Kai.
546
00:45:18,691 --> 00:45:21,649
You were only trying to meet your needs.
547
00:45:26,019 --> 00:45:28,615
I still have some needs.
548
00:45:28,615 --> 00:45:31,156
Your life will end in pain.
549
00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:36,610
Me too, Stan.
550
00:45:36,610 --> 00:45:42,557
And after what we've just been through,
I know exactly what I'm looking for in a man.
551
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:48,855
He needs to be tall -
552
00:45:52,637 --> 00:45:54,610
Handsome -
553
00:45:57,084 --> 00:45:58,575
And -
554
00:46:01,061 --> 00:46:02,484
dead.
555
00:46:08,475 --> 00:46:09,921
Dead...
556
00:46:14,388 --> 00:46:16,251
Play that last part again for me, will ya?
557
00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:20,917
For years you screwed me while I ran your
freak show on that floating toilet -
558
00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:23,413
bad pay, no respect.
559
00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:28,505
Well, you're gonna have your lips pressed
against my butt for a change!
560
00:46:28,506 --> 00:46:31,671
So watch your monitors, pimp sisters -
it's payback time!
561
00:46:37,147 --> 00:46:38,341
Hi fellas.
562
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,495
Hi Schlemmi.
563
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:49,496
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