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Mom!
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Dad!
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Ernie, get down here!
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Uh, mouthguard.
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What is going on?
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We are completely
late for school.
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Mom and Dad forgot to
wake us up this morning.
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And clean up
last night's dinner?
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I don't know where they are.
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Ew.
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That tofu turkey
smells to-funky.
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We should throw it out.
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Uh, if we threw things out
based on the way they smell,
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you would've been
gone a long time ago.
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So where the heck
are Mom and Dad?
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Wait a minute.
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Last night when I
was texting Marisa
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and you were searching
for chest hairs...
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mom said something about leaving
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on an extremely
dangerous mission.
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Mom and Dad are off the grid?
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Mom and Dad are off the grid!
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All right.
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Ernie, Ernie, stop it!
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Okay? Do not worry.
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I'm just gonna
call headquarters.
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Hey, K.C., what's up?
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Hey, Wally, um, our mom
and dad haven't come home yet
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and we're starting
to get a little worried.
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A little worried?
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I'm having a stage fright,
pee in my pants, freak out!
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Guys, relax.
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Some assignments
take a little longer.
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It's certainly
nothing to pee about.
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Okay, for the
record, that's Ernie,
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I am completely potty trained.
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Okay.
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Can't you just give
us some details
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about their mission?
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Maybe we can help them.
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No can do.
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Unfortunately, you
don't have clearance.
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Look, we're
monitoring the situation.
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I promise, there's
absolutely, positively
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no reason for you to panic.
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Take care now.
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The Coopers are off the grid!
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The Coopers are off the grid!
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This is bad, people!
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Code red!
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Code red!
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Hey, why is this little
green light still on?
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Oops.
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Okay, now you can pee.
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Too late.
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their heads so cool ♪
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♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell
nobody, tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect,
so many things I ♪
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♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doing my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I got to find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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This doesn't make sense.
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Mom always wears
her bracelet on missions
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and she's not answering.
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Where are Mom and Dad?
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Where are Mom and Dad?
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Okay, Ernie, stop it. Okay?
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Solution to all of our
problems is in this freezer
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and before you ask,
no, it is not ice cream.
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There is a hidden message
inside this box of spinach.
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Mom said in the
event of emergency,
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all we have to do is play it
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and it will tell us
exactly what to do.
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Why'd they stick it in spinach?
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Because they wanted
to put it in a food
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that had no chance
of being eaten.
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K.C., if you're
seeing this message,
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it means that something
has gone wrong.
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And it's most likely
your father's fault.
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My fault?
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Why can't it be your fault?
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Stay on task, honey.
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This is no time
for placing blame.
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His fault.
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A burner phone is hidden
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in the frozen Brussels sprouts.
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Use it to text the
following message
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to the pre-dialed number.
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Goose and gander.
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There's trouble in the nest.
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We're counting on you, K.C.
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Counting on you?
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Pssh. What about me?
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I'm just as tough
and brave as you are.
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Ow! Shot!
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Man down! Man down!
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Oh, man up.
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Well, I got to admit,
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I'm a little disappointed in
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how this mission
has turned out so far.
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Relax, baby, relax.
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Goose and gander
will get us out of this.
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I still can't believe we
went with goose and gander.
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What's wrong with
goose and gander?
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Nothing, it just seems
like more of a job
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for franks and beans.
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You didn't hear?
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Beans split with franks
and partnered with rice
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2 years ago.
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So now franks and
beans is beans and rice?
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Mm-hmm.
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Man, all this spy talk
is making me hungry.
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Craig, what if this is it?
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I mean...
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what if we never
see the kids again?
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Hey, don't do that.
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Spies cannot cry.
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You hear me? Spies cannot cry!
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Although we can whimper
every now and then.
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I know.
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This is crazy.
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We texted goose and gander
hours ago, where are they?
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Maybe they flew
south for the winter?
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Sorry, I make bad
jokes when I'm nervous.
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So you're always nervous?
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Oh, my gosh, I am
so glad that you're...
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Marisa.
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Oh, me too.
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I love being me.
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Although it is a lot
of work sometimes.
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Uh, Marisa, what
are you doing here?
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Well, so far not
feeling welcome.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that my parents
went out last night
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and they haven't come home yet.
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Way to rage!
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Coopers, your
parents still got it!
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No, I don't know where they went
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or when they're coming back.
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Don't stress, I know
exactly what to do.
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Throw a party. Oh.
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Marisa, my parents are missing.
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Yes. Missing a party.
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The only party we're throwing
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is a going away party.
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Oh, for who...
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Take a guess.
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Well, you always
did have a knack
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for making girls go away.
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What do you want now?
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I want to know who
in the cheese Danish
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you think you're talking to.
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Grandma Gayle, Pops,
what are you guys doing here?
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Standing at the
doorway catching a sniffle
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while you ask a
lot of fool questions,
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that's what we're doing.
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Sorry.
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Oh, it's so good
to see you guys!
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But if you're sick, you
should really just go home.
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Love you.
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See you guys at Easter. No.
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Why are you being cagey?
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Why are you being cagey?
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Why are you asking
so many questions?
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Why are you asking us
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why we're asking you
so many questions?
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Othello, it's pretty clear
what's going on here.
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You're spies!
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And your parents are spies.
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Wait.
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How would you guys
know that unless...
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You guessed it, stringbean.
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The goose and gander
have come home to roost.
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Grandma and Pops...
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are spies too.
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No way!
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Yes... way.
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Okay, uh, I know
that 70 is the new 60
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and 60 is the new 50
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but, um, aren't you guys like...
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100?
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Don't you think that
maybe you're just,
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well, a little too
old to be spies?
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We're retired.
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But we're coming
out of retirement
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to help you find your parents.
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That's right!
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We're back, baby.
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Oh, my back, baby. Oh.
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If they called it a code red,
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it means your parents
have been compromised.
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And the organization
will have no choice
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but to disavow them.
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Disavow?
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It means they're
cut off, on their own,
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and it's up to us to save them.
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Oh, don't worry, sweet potato.
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We will not rest
till we find them.
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Absolutely no rest!
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Now if you'll excuse
me, I got to take a nap.
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Pops, this is not
a time for a nap.
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My parents have been off
the grid for over 12 hours.
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What is this about,
a soft squid for $12?
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That's a terrible deal!
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I don't know what's worse,
the fact that he can't hear
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or the fact that he knows
the going rate of squid?
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I can't believe the organization
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won't give us any intel.
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I got to work around for that.
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We sneak into HQ
late tonight, like 7:30.
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I know one of the
telephone operators.
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They'll tell us where
your parents are.
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Um, Pops, I'm pretty
sure they haven't had
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telephone operators
there since like the 1950s.
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Oh, you're right.
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I don't know what
I was thinking.
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We'll ask the elevator operator.
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To do what?
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Get in the time machine
and meet us at headquarters?
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How about we just have Ernie
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hack into the HQ's
logistic network
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and find out Mom and Dad's
last known location via GPS?
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Well, sure, if you want to
be all lazy bones about it.
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K.C., listen.
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In my day, we relied less on
whiz-bang gizmos and more
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on good old
fashioned brainpower.
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What was I talking about?
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Ernie getting on his
whiz-bang gizmo computer.
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That's a good idea.
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Ernie...
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You see, I love Grandma
and Pops like crazy but...
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man, they're just so old.
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I mean, what was
their last mission?
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Colonizing the dang Americas?
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So they're old,
that doesn't mean
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they're gonna hurt the mission.
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Oh.
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Pops!
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What did you do
to my disk drive?
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Disk drive?
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I thought it was a cup holder.
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Sweetheart, if this is it, I
want to confess something.
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I was the one who
forgot to pack that
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grappling hook that
time in Sierra Leone.
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Sierra Leone!
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Why didn't I do this sooner?
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Oh, wait, I admit
one stupid mistake
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and you take your
wedding ring off?
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So that's it?
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We're through marriage, kaput?
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Oh, kaput a sock in it.
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I forgot about that ring.
265
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,999
The last time you used it was...
266
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,999
Sierra Leone. Sierra Leone.
267
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,957
Exactly.
268
00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:02,374
Ow.
269
00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,083
This thing is
killing my fingers.
270
00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:11,166
Well, then let me help you.
271
00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:14,999
Trying to escape, huh?
272
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,582
Am I that bad a host?
273
00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:20,833
You know, I could run out,
pick us up some scones.
274
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,457
Don't bother, it's a privilege
275
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:27,165
to be caged up by Regina Honey.
276
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,874
I was beginning to
think you'd forgotten us,
277
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,415
Miss Honey.
278
00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:33,082
I don't forget about
my favorite guests.
279
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,165
Never!
280
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,582
Cut the bunk, Honey.
281
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,124
Don't use that
tone with me, Craig.
282
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:38,374
I'm just telling her that,
honey, not you, honey.
283
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,707
All right, sorry, honey.
284
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:40,999
Oh, no problem.
285
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,457
Oh, right, duh.
286
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,124
Sorry about the cages
but that's what you get
287
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,457
when you try to steal
my new invention.
288
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,957
We had no choice.
289
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,707
Your new laser
technology could change
290
00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:53,457
the balance of power
in the world overnight!
291
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,957
I know!
292
00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:57,000
I'm counting on it.
293
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,082
Is that them? No.
294
00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:11,290
Is that them? No.
295
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,291
Is that them? No.
296
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,291
Is that them? Yes.
297
00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:14,708
Really? No!
298
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,083
Would you let me do
my job and find them?
299
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,999
Hey, did your
parents show up yet?
300
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,999
Oh, Grandma Gayle, it's
so good to see you again.
301
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,124
Hello, Marisa.
302
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,999
I don't like that girl.
303
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,624
She's a bad influence.
304
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,833
You know, I'm not the one
with the hearing aid, right?
305
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,415
Marisa, now is not
really a good time.
306
00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:43,583
Why? None of your
beeswax snoopy.
307
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:48,166
This welcome mat
is very misleading!
308
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,707
Hmm, got it.
309
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,207
I finally trianglulated
310
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,415
mom and dad's
last known location.
311
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:57,457
The hilltop estate
of Regina Honey.
312
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:58,999
Regina Honey?
313
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,957
Don't tell me she is up
to her shenanigans again?
314
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:04,874
Hey, what are you guys
just standing around for?
315
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,874
We've got a rescue mission. Yes.
316
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,582
Yes, that is the attitude, Pops.
317
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:09,583
All right, guys, let's go.
318
00:13:09,584 --> 00:13:11,000
Right behind you!
319
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,583
Soon as I tinkle.
320
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,624
Here.
321
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,707
Put these on.
322
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:26,457
Why should we?
323
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,874
Because tonight you're
gonna be the guests of honor
324
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,499
at an auction benefiting
my favorite charity.
325
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,957
Let me guess.
326
00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:34,999
You?
327
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,250
Yes.
328
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,290
I'm auctioning off
my newest invention.
329
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,707
A select group of
infamous criminals
330
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:44,708
will be bidding.
331
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,332
Impressive, huh?
332
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,082
Imagine what it could
do to a human being.
333
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,708
Or Alaska!
334
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,874
So why do we have to be there?
335
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,999
Oh, didn't I mention?
336
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,832
Tonight you two will be
playing the part of the orange.
337
00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:09,999
It's a very juicy role!
338
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,415
Yes, I've located them.
339
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:25,707
They're in the basement.
340
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,124
Once we get over the outer wall,
341
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,999
it's a straight shot
to Mom and Dad.
342
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,874
Okay, so I'll lead
the rescue team...
343
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:34,999
As I was saying, I will
lead the rescue team...
344
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,583
Can someone please
get Grandma a lozenge?
345
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,999
I'm calling the
shots, pudding pop.
346
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,999
I'll lead the rescue team.
347
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,374
Ernie's with me, you and Pops
go undercover as criminals,
348
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,958
attend the auction and
recover the laser doohickey.
349
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,707
Uh, wh... what's my cover?
350
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,999
You'll be going
as Greta Norwood,
351
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,999
mercenary and all
around Texas bad girl.
352
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,499
She's already on
Honey's RSVP list.
353
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,332
Oh, wait, so I'm going
354
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,457
as someone who's already going.
355
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,165
Do you see the problem
with that, Grandma?
356
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:14,290
I got your cover
covered, hot wings!
357
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,374
This is not my first rodeo.
358
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,875
But it just might be yours.
359
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,290
Say hello to Greta Norwood.
360
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,457
Ride 'em, cowgirl.
361
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:31,332
Yes, we are finally
back on track.
362
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,416
Yippee kai-yay!
363
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,874
What's your cover, Pops?
364
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:40,582
Well, I'm going with
an oldie but a goodie.
365
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,874
No, no, no...
366
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,124
no.
367
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:46,124
The cover identity
that worked for me
368
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,082
on over 137 missions.
369
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,874
Don't say it, baby, please,
please, please, don't say it!
370
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,457
El Dorado.
371
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:56,874
Othello, I'm begging
you, no El Dorado!
372
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,707
Yes, Gayle!
373
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,165
El Do-ra-do!
374
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,250
Oh!
375
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,291
El Dorado rides again!
376
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,457
What does El Dorado mean, Pops?
377
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,083
Well, it's Spanish for...
378
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:16,750
the dorado?
379
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,207
Yo!
380
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,582
What's up, haters?
381
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,707
Such an impressive
group tonight.
382
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,125
It's a real who's
who of who's wanted.
383
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:35,457
May the worst man win!
384
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,000
Do women not get a
chance to bid around here?
385
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,833
'Cause if not, I'm gonna be
madder than a sack of cats.
386
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,291
Greta Norwood I presume?
387
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,165
Happy you and your
checkbook could make it.
388
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,957
Oh, yes, ma'am.
389
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:55,166
I'm as happy to be here
as a hungry tick on a fat dog.
390
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,874
I'm sorry.
391
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,165
Exactly who are you?
392
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:08,083
I, madam, am El Dorado!
393
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,374
El Dorado?
394
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:12,874
Um...
395
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,332
I didn't invite you.
396
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:19,582
In fact, I've never
heard of you.
397
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:22,832
Y-You've never
heard of El Dorado?
398
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,582
Well, ma'am, have you
been hiding under a rock?
399
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,333
Well, not since 2007.
400
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:33,624
Well, I've heard of El
Dorado aka El Do-rich-o.
401
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,249
The man's got so much money,
402
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,999
he could wipe his
caboose with $100 bills.
403
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,457
Ew!
404
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,165
Oh, get your mind
out of the toilet, ma'am.
405
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,583
He's got his own train.
406
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,749
So you can vouch for him?
407
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,457
Oh, yeah, he's legit.
408
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,874
Or my name isn't Greta Norwood.
409
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,624
Well, then.
410
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,415
Pleasure to meet
you, Mr. Dorado!
411
00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:59,165
Oh, please.
412
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,000
Call me El.
413
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:17,875
Grandma...
414
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:19,874
maybe you should take a break.
415
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,082
Catch your breath.
416
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,999
Hey, I didn't get this
new hip for nothing.
417
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,333
Try to keep up, Peter Pocket.
418
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,749
According to my tracker,
419
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,999
Mom and Dad are behind
this steel reinforced door.
420
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,375
Fortunately, I brought
my sonic lock picker.
421
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,875
Unfortunately, I
left it in the van.
422
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:44,875
Move aside, fish stick.
423
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,707
Grandma, you still got it.
424
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,332
Honey, I ain't never lost it.
425
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,708
Mom, Dad!
426
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,165
They're gone.
427
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:01,250
Come on.
428
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,165
All righty!
429
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,082
We're going to
start the auction.
430
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,207
Now before I open the bidding,
431
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:14,957
I'm going to give a
couple of you the chance to
432
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,374
fire my weapon at a live target.
433
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,874
Well...
434
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:26,583
live for a few more
minutes anyway.
435
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,457
Is that who I think it is?
436
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:32,624
You bet your El Dorado it is.
437
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,874
Senora!
438
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,249
El Dorado would
like to be the first
439
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,582
to try your deadly weapon.
440
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,582
Don't think so, El Dorado!
441
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,999
I prefer to go by rank.
442
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,583
General.
443
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,125
No. No.
444
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,874
Mom! Dad! Are you
okay? I was so worried.
445
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,999
I love you too, son,
but little less chitchat
446
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,640
and little more untying
please, thank you.
447
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Mom, look out!
448
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,999
Grandma, what kind
of hip did they give you?
449
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,165
The bionic kind, baby.
450
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,583
Oh, really?
451
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,250
Come on.
452
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,999
Come on.
453
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,958
You almost made
me drop my purse.
454
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:45,957
All right.
455
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,415
Great work.
456
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:48,999
Let's get that laser
and get out of here.
457
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,333
I don't think so.
458
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,415
So glad your whole
family showed up.
459
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:58,874
Now I got a few more
test dummies for my laser!
460
00:20:58,875 --> 00:20:59,999
Hey!
461
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,332
Nobody takes out my family.
462
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,832
Okay, be careful, Pops.
463
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,833
Don't worry about me, I got gas.
464
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:09,249
Well, thank you
for the overshare
465
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,499
but I'm pretty sure your
gas isn't gonna stop her.
466
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,625
Think again!
467
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:18,707
Oh.
468
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:19,832
All right.
469
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:20,874
Way to go, Pops.
470
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,249
Talk about silent but deadly.
471
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,874
Yeah.
472
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,290
I've never been
happier to see you guys.
473
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:26,707
Let's go.
474
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:30,374
Not so fast!
475
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:32,624
Did you really think
I'd invite a roomful of
476
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:37,832
ruthless maniacs to my house
and not have a gas mask handy?
477
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,708
Uh, well, we were
kind of hoping.
478
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,457
Eeny meeny miny...
479
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,957
I'm gonna blast
you first, cowgirl.
480
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:49,125
Oh, no! You're not!
481
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:03,082
Grandma, you just saved me.
482
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,415
How did you know to bring
a high impact laser deflector?
483
00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:06,749
I didn't.
484
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:07,874
It's just a cheap
compact I got at
485
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,249
Klettner's department store.
486
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,874
It came free with the pantyhose.
487
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,582
Not bad for a couple
of old farts, huh?
488
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,457
Hey, wait, is that
what was in that cane?
489
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,458
Oh.
490
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:25,707
You know, I got to admit
491
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:27,707
knitting is actually
kind of cool.
492
00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,874
I'm surprised you
took an interest, baby.
493
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:33,332
Yeah, I guess I just have
a newfound appreciation
494
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,000
for doing things old school.
495
00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:38,332
All right.
496
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:41,207
I am done with this sweater.
497
00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:43,832
Where's the neck hole?
498
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,874
All right, I am done
with this pillow case.
499
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,374
You know, you
can't knit worth a lick,
500
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:53,374
but you are a great
undercover spy.
501
00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:54,874
Thanks.
502
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,165
I got it from my grandma.
503
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,957
Yes, you did.
504
00:22:57,958 --> 00:23:00,374
So, uh, did you learn how
to knit from your grandma?
505
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,957
Heck to the no.
506
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:04,750
I just learned from
the app on my phone.
507
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Get with the times, chimichanga.
508
00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:14,000
Rob, your name's on TV!
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