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Previously on K.C undercover
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I'm so happy
you're my boyfriend.
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And I'm so happy
you're my girlfriend.
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I feel like he's
up to something.
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Everything's falling into place.
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I'll deliver her to
you on Saturday.
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- "I'm coming for you. Zane."
- We're on our own.
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There's something I've
been keeping from you, KC.
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Zane is my dad.
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My parents, they're
gonna be looking for me.
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And when they find me,
you're gonna be very sorry
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that you ever messed with them.
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They're not even
gonna know you're gone.
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She looks exactly like me.
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Hey, guys.
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I can't take this anymore.
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It's been almost two
weeks since that creep Zane
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took me prisoner.
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If I didn't have you,
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I would've snapped
a long time ago.
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Madame Whipsey.
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You know what? I'm
gonna make you a necklace.
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So pretty.
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That looks so cute on you.
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Rise and shine.
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Doppelganger KC sent
me her latest status update.
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"The Coopers have
welcomed me into
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their hearts and home
without question."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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"Zane, you are
brilliant." Blah, blah, blah.
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"KC's family will be destroyed."
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Anyway, you get the gist.
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You won't get
away with this, Zane.
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You're in no
condition to stop me.
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Little girl, you're
falling apart.
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Next thing you know,
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you'll be talking to the mice.
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For the record, it's one mouse,
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and his name is
Madame Whipsey... punk!
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Surprise!
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Mmm. Moist.
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Sorry.
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Well, it's our own fault
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for trying to sneak up
on a top-clearance spy.
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That's my girl.
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The Organization
gave me top clearance?
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Welcome to the club, babe.
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When do I get
top-level clearance?
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I'm guessing when the
qualifications are sitting on your butt
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and mild halitosis.
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You earned it, sweetie.
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Yeah, you're blossoming
into a perfect spy flower
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right before my eyes.
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Me and Brett are really
rubbin' off on you, right?
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And your mother, too.
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Congrats on your
new clearance... KC.
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And now that I have it,
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we will bring the
Organization to its knees
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and completely destroy
the Cooper family.
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- Who wants cake?
- Yummy. Me.
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪
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♪ But I, I, I, I keep
it undercover ♪
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♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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Hi, KC with the pretty face-y.
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Hey, Marisa with the...
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yeah, nothing
rhymes with Marisa.
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I need a favor.
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Yes, you can copy off
my English homework.
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No, not that... but okay.
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I just got invited to
Kurt Fabrizio's party.
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Okay, invited is a strong word,
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but the important thing
is he's having a party
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and I know where it is.
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I need you to come with me.
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- Okay.
- Oh, come on.
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I've liked him since he was nine
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and he was Kurt the Squirt.
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Now he's cute and
covered in freckles.
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I just wanna spend the rest of
my life connecting those dots.
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I need to go, and I have
to have you come with me.
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- Sounds good.
- I am begging you.
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- I'm in.
- KC, please.
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I just bought
this cute outfit...
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Wait. Did you just say you'd go?
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Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
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Just... you never
wanna go to parties,
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and I always have
to trick you into going.
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Oh, right.
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Just... I figured,
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since I'm gonna
end up going anyway,
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I might as well say
yes the first time.
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- That makes sense, right?
- Right.
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Okay. Well, uh...
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See ya later.
Gotta get to class.
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Marisa... my sistah.
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Doesn't really rhyme, but, uh...
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you get the idea.
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Oh, no.
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First my laptop got a virus,
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now my tablet's infected, too?
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They're on the same network.
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Corrupt one, corrupt them all.
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All I did was click a
link in Mateo's email
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saying that he had all
his travelers' checks stolen
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while on business overseas.
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Which, in retrospect, was odd,
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since I just saw
him in fourth period.
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Everyone knows that's
how you get a vi-vi-vi-virus.
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What's wrong?
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The virus. You
ga-ga-ga-gave it to me.
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Impossible.
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If you had the virus,
you'd freeze up.
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Then you'd shut down.
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There's no way I
gave you that virus.
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Judy?
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Uh-oh.
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Oh! Madame Whipsey.
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I missed you so much.
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You know, if you
weren't a mouse,
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I'd just kiss you.
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Oh, what the heck.
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Okay, mouse, I'm
gonna need my ring back.
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It has a voice-activated
recording device.
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Thank you.
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The Organization's
most classified documents
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can only be accessed by agents
with maximum level clearance.
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I've had that for months.
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Why'd the fake KC need it too?
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There's a safeguard in place
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which requires two agents
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to access the files
simultaneously.
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So that's the plan.
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Nice work, Madame
Whipsey. Up top.
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Yes, excellent work,
Madame Whipsey.
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Sorry, KC, that information
will do you no good,
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'cause you're
never leaving here.
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And neither is Madame Whipsey.
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So you wanna bring
down the Organization.
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This plan wasn't just about
getting revenge on my parents.
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Please. I am totally
over Kira choosing Craig.
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Just out of curiosity,
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your dad's got a big
gut now, doesn't he?
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Doesn't he?
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Oh, yeah. You're
totally over it.
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- Who is it?
- It's Marisa.
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Uh, one sec.
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Coming.
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Is KC here?
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- No, she's out with Brett.
- Okay, good.
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Listen, I am glad we're alone.
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There's something very important
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I need to discuss with you.
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I knew it was only
a matter of time.
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I know dating your
best friend's brother
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can be a little
awkward at first,
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but everyone will
get used to it... baby.
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Ew! No.
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And just to be clear,
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ew!
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It's about KC.
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Have you noticed
her acting odd lately,
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because this afternoon,
she agreed to go with me...
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- to a party.
- Oh, is it Kurt Fabrizio's?
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I heard about it, but no one
would tell me where it was.
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I'm going to assume
you'll pick me up at 7:00.
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And I'm going to assume
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you'll be waiting
a very long time.
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Hey. Marisa.
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KC. I've been waiting
for you to get home.
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And now that you're home,
I can leave. Good-bye.
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That blonde's on to me.
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Marisa? No way.
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She's about as
smart as that couch.
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Well, if there's any risk of
Marisa compromising us,
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I'm gonna need to eliminate her.
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I might just do it for fun.
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KC'll be right down.
She says she's changing.
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Into what? She's worn the same
jeans every day for the past two years.
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Well, speaking as a person
who does all the laundry,
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doesn't bother me.
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Mrs. C., have you noticed
KC's been acting different lately?
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Not really.
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The other day, she actually
agreed to go to a party with me.
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A party?! Not my baby.
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Not my baby!
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Why does nobody in this family
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understand the
gravity of this situation?
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- KC has changed.
- Yes, because she has a boyfriend now.
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But don't worry. She's
still your best friend.
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Hey, Marisa, I'm ready.
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- I'll be back in an hour, Mom.
- Okay, honey. Have fun.
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Hey, so I got those tickets for
the Pharrell concert tomorrow night.
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Oh, right, Pharrell.
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I'm sorry, I can't go.
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Something last minute popped up.
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Let me guess. Plans
with your boyfriend?
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Uh, Brett? No.
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Then I bet it's a mission.
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- What?
- A mission.
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Oh, if you're spying on
someone cute, can I come along?
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You know that I'm a spy?
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Of course.
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But you wouldn't know that,
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because only the
real KC knows that.
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You're not the real KC.
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I should've done
that a week ago.
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Chatty Kathy.
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Thanks, Ernie. I
feel like myself again.
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Ew! Judy, what is that?
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A synthetic fluid designed
to keep my system lubricated.
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Is it supposed to be blue,
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and coming out of your nose?
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Ugh. I am feeling kind of funky.
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Maybe you should
call tech support.
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How insulting. I'm
the computer guy.
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There's nothing wrong
with you that I can't fix.
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Okay, what's the
number for tech support?
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I know how lonely you've been,
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so I brought you a friend.
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I've been sleeping
here on a dirt floor
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for the past two weeks,
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so if you're gonna
bring me someone,
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I'd vote for a chiropractor.
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- Hey!
- Marisa.
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KC?
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KC?
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Your friend...
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is very annoying.
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You have my sympathies, KC.
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You have my hatred, Bernice.
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Bernice? Really?
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You two are perfect
for each other.
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By the way, I don't
like you either.
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Let's go, Bernice.
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It's time for you to meet
Brett at the Organization.
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The end game is about to begin.
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KC, are you okay?
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I'm fine, but how
did you get here?
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Figured out the
fake KC wasn't you.
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She was acting weird,
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and I got an A-minus on the
homework she let me copy.
257
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:08,624
An A-minus?
258
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,708
She's ruining my GPA?!
259
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:17,290
Really? You're putting
on makeup right now?
260
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,249
Hey, some people eat
when they're stressed.
261
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,124
Others primp.
262
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:26,207
Um, Marisa, did you grab
that lipstick from my room?
263
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:27,415
Yeah. Don't be mad.
264
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:29,457
I am not mad; I am thrilled.
265
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,708
Give it to me.
266
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,499
If we hurry up, I can
get to the Organization
267
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,124
before that fake me does.
268
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,249
By the way, did you happen
to grab my deodorant?
269
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,999
Oh, no. Is that a weapon, too?
270
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,874
No. It's just that I've been stuck in
a barn for the past couple of weeks.
271
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,875
My pits are a little ripe.
272
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,499
What happened in here?
273
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,874
Oh, that fuzzy thing?
274
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,957
That's my science project.
275
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:06,750
Don't touch it without gloves.
276
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,832
I meant, what happened
to the leftover meatballs?
277
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:14,749
Craig, you know we have that
mission coming up in Spain.
278
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,207
Do you want to fit into your
matador costume or not?
279
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:19,707
Ahem! My matador
costume fits great.
280
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,707
At least, you
thought so yesterday.
281
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,457
I believe your exact
words were, "Olé!"
282
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:27,207
And now, my exact words are,
283
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,374
who ate the meatballs?
284
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,374
If only there was
a robot living here
285
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:35,290
who could show you a
video of what happened.
286
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,208
Oh, wait, there is.
287
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,749
She probably didn't know
that when I'm powered down,
288
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,707
my recorder still functions.
289
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,457
This is disturbing.
290
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,374
Seeing your vegetarian
daughter eat meat?
291
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:04,250
That, and what other secret
recorders does she have?
292
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,000
Olé.
293
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,165
Wait a second.
294
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,582
Marisa said KC
was acting strange.
295
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,165
Now I'm thinkin' she's right.
296
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,832
- Where's KC?
- She went to meet Brett.
297
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,999
They were going
to... the Organization.
298
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,415
We need to get
down there right now.
299
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:21,957
What do you want me to do?
300
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,416
I want you to get that
fuzzy thing out of my fridge.
301
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,582
- Hey, man, what's up?
- Hey. How's it goin', Brett?
302
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,957
Dude, is that enemy agent
sent here to knock you out?
303
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,583
Where?
304
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,583
Right behind you.
305
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,749
- Brett.
- Finally.
306
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,749
Bernice, you were supposed
to be here five minutes ago.
307
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,624
Oh, yeah, no, I know that.
308
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,625
It's just that, um...
309
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,207
I'm late.
310
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,165
All right, well,
get into position.
311
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,165
We both need to log in so
we can access this mainframe.
312
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,249
Hurry.
313
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,165
Hey, dude, is that
314
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,916
an enemy agent sent
here to knock you out?
315
00:16:07,918 --> 00:16:08,500
Where?
316
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,707
You're not the real fake KC.
317
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,957
No, I'm the fake fake KC.
318
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,708
The one who's really
gonna kick your butt.
319
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,708
I don't think so.
320
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,874
Three missions with you,
and it's always the same.
321
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,290
Block, catch, backhand,
block, catch, backhand.
322
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:39,290
I can see you
comin' a mile away.
323
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,875
Did you see this coming?
324
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,708
Did you see that coming?
325
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,499
And just to be clear,
I'm breakin' up with you.
326
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,583
And for the record,
it is you, not me.
327
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:21,416
Oh, dang, it's me.
328
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:30,999
Organization tech support.
329
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,499
Hi there.
330
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,832
Thanks, but I'm feeling fine.
331
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,457
Yeah, we don't need you anymore.
332
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,332
Chip. Hey, you
work in tech support,
333
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,207
and your name's Chip,
like computer chip.
334
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:45,750
Ah, that's funny.
335
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,499
It's not that funny.
336
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,457
Actually, Chip is
the name of the guy
337
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:55,707
who's unconscious in
a parking lot dumpster.
338
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,457
My name is Zane.
339
00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,124
Zane?!
340
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:03,249
Okay, still don't
need tech support,
341
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,875
but I may need new underwear.
342
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,874
May I just say,
343
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:16,707
you are stunning.
344
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,332
You think I look good now?
345
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,749
You should've seen me
before they did this to my face.
346
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,415
Well, don't worry,
347
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:24,707
because I'm about
to mess up your face.
348
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,582
I mean, my face.
349
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:29,458
I mean, you know what I mean.
350
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,332
Hold it right there.
351
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,832
Mom.
352
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,874
She's my mom. No, she's my mom.
353
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,582
Don't listen to her.
I'm your daughter.
354
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,083
No, I am.
355
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:01,707
She is a fake-y fake face.
356
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,874
No, I'm not.
357
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,707
I wouldn't even talk like that.
358
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,083
Yes, I would. I just did.
359
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,124
Craig, I can't tell
which one's KC.
360
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,749
I got this.
361
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,415
What did you get me
for Father's Day in 2009?
362
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:16,832
A purple tie.
363
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,124
What was the name of
your favorite imaginary friend
364
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,957
- when you were three?
- Jakey Rosenbloom.
365
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,750
How many fingers
am I holding up?
366
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,374
Three.
367
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,624
Yeah, I got nothin'.
368
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,749
KC, on your very first
day of kindergarten,
369
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,165
you ran crying from
the classroom. Why?
370
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,999
Ooh, I know.
371
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,165
Um, I went crying
from the classroom
372
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,707
because I peed in my pants. Ha!
373
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,708
See, only the real KC
would know that. It's me.
374
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,874
What are you guys doing?
I just told you the answer.
375
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,749
- It's me.
- Exactly.
376
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,124
But the real KC was so
embarrassed by what happened,
377
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,624
she vowed never to
utter one single word
378
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:00,083
about that incident ever again.
379
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,957
I would only refer to it as
my number-one mistake.
380
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:11,207
I can't believe you
brought it up, Mom.
381
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,708
Now that's my KC.
382
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,457
Where have you been, honey?
383
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,624
I've been held prisoner
in a barn by Zane.
384
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:27,165
- So he's not in a foreign prison?
- No. Brett lied to us.
385
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,749
Brett would never lie
to us. He's a good guy.
386
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,875
Oh, is he?
387
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,457
Brett is Zane's son.
388
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,750
Zane's son?
389
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,166
Oh, I'ma need a minute.
390
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,375
Guys, we need to find him.
391
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,374
Don't bother. I'm right here.
392
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,374
I think you should
come home, old friend.
393
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:59,375
It's time for a little reunion.
394
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:07,999
No, Dad, do not touch that.
395
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,707
Zane may have booby-trapped it.
396
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,207
Would he really do that?
397
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,249
Why don't you
touch it and find out?
398
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,582
Open up, Zane. Let my kids go.
399
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,749
Sorry, Craig. No can do.
400
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,957
Ernie, are you okay, honey?
401
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,582
Typical Wednesday.
402
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,999
Came home, made
myself a nice chocolate milk,
403
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,707
got tied up by an evil spy.
404
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,207
No, I'm not all right!
405
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,707
Where's Judy?
406
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,582
She's in the kitchen.
407
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:38,374
And the dining room.
408
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,749
And the living room.
409
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,749
Little Judy insisted on
protecting her big brother.
410
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,707
I know it's out of character,
411
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:50,457
but he got me through
a tough couple of days.
412
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,290
Sacrifice yourself, Craig.
413
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:55,000
The rest of your
family will go unharmed.
414
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Keep him talking, Kira.
415
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,874
Okay, I'm just gonna assume that
Dad is trying to sneak in the house.
416
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,625
Because otherwise, I am
very disappointed in him.
417
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,707
Zane, it's Kira.
418
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:14,374
It's time to stop the madness.
419
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,457
No. Too much has happened, Kira.
420
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,290
Too many hard feelings.
421
00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:20,874
Oh, come on.
422
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:25,290
You're a lot of things,
and most of them are bad,
423
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,457
but you're still a father.
424
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:29,707
I'm running out
of patience, Craig.
425
00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:32,582
Can you imagine your
son growing up without you?
426
00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:35,582
I can't imagine my kids
growing up without their father.
427
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:39,707
Zane, do the right thing.
428
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:42,499
Don't talk to me
about the right thing!
429
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,749
If you had done the
right thing 20 years ago,
430
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,374
I would be your husband.
431
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:49,374
This would be our home.
432
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:51,583
Hey, buddy, long time no see.
433
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,708
Nobody messes with my family.
434
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:02,165
Dad, you did it!
It's finally over.
435
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:05,499
Yeah. Ha ha, thanks
for the hand, Judy.
436
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,875
Any time.
437
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,582
Man, it's a shame
Brett's not here
438
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:16,000
to celebrate with us.
439
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:20,833
Yeah, about that.
Ernie, we need to talk.
440
00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:27,457
I am so happy to
have the real KC back.
441
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,582
Thanks to you.
442
00:23:29,583 --> 00:23:31,707
I mean, if you didn't know me better
than anyone in the whole wide world,
443
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,749
I would still be
Zane's prisoner.
444
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,499
I don't know how
to thank you, Marisa.
445
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,124
You don't have to thank me.
446
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,707
Although, there is a
big party this weekend,
447
00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:43,124
and I am thinking we can go
shopping, get some cute outfits.
448
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,749
- No, thank you.
- But it could be...
449
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,249
- Not gonna happen.
- But you said...
450
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,874
- Doesn't matter.
- But you said...
451
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,874
No.
452
00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:52,582
I wonder if Zane would consider
453
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,582
renting out that
other KC for parties,
454
00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:57,333
or dances or
basically anything fun.
455
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,208
Rob, your name's on TV.
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