All language subtitles for KC S1 E12

Previously... on K.C undercover

The Organization is
pairing you with Brett Willis.

He was just named the
Organization's junior spy of the year.

Pretty cool.

I love hearing that
from my girlfriend.

I'm his girlfriend.

"I'm coming for you.

All of you. Zane."

We're on our own.

He's out there,

and he won't stop
until he finds us.

Hey, let me talk to Zane.

Tell him it's his son.

Hey, Dad. Yeah,
your plan's working.

I'm in.

Look at you!

You have legs.

I haven't seen you in a
skirt since the second grade.

I haven't seen you in a
library since second grade.

Think Brett's gonna like it?

Oh, he is going to love it.

What do you think, Judy?

Why are you going to so
much trouble for a stupid boy?

Because I really
like this stupid boy...

I mean this boy.

Well, I like free Wi-Fi,

but I don't get all
dressed up for it.

It's different when
it comes to boys.

Especially when it's... love.

Oh, please, it is not love.

Wait. Is it love?

I might be in love.

What exactly is love?

Well, um...

it's when you can't stop
thinking about someone,

and you want to be
around them all the time.

Then, when you see
them, your heart races,

you get butterflies
in your stomach.

Still doesn't sound better
than free Wi-Fi to me.

♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪

♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪

♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪

♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪

♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪

♪ I'm not perfect ♪

♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪

♪ But I, I, I, I keep
it undercover ♪

♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪

♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪

♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪

♪ But I always got your back ♪

♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪

♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪

♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪

♪ It's all part of the plan ♪

♪ I keep it undercover ♪

♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪

I'm so happy
you're my boyfriend.

And I'm so happy
you're my girlfriend.

And I'm so happy you're
my daughter's boyfriend.

Thank you, Mr. Cooper.

I can only hope that one day,

we'll have the same loving,
supportive, harmonious relationship

that you and the lovely
Mrs. Cooper have.

Well, I'd be happy
to give you some tips.

This is what I call

"Craig Cooper's 100 ways
to keep your lady happy."

How about instead,

you give us Craig Cooper's
one way to give us some privacy?

You heard 'em, Kira.
They want us to be alone.

Get your butt over here.

There's something
about that kid I don't like.

KC? She's your daughter.

I'm talkin' about him.

Why? He's perfect.

Yeah, a little too
perfect if you ask me.

If something seems
too good to be true,

it usually is.

Like that peanut butter
and jelly in a jar stuff.

That was all sorts of nasty.

But this kid is great.

Yeah. I don't know.

Call it a mother's intuition,

but I feel like he's
up to something.

Seriously, I wish
we could just have

one day without
your parents around.

Tell me about it.

I'm still thinkin',
if this works out,

who's my daddy gonna walk
down the aisle, me or you?

Why choose? I
can make two trips.

All right, Robo-Sis, shove over.

I wanna try out my
new video game.

Be my guest. This movie stinks.

The lady bats her eyes,
puts her hand on her shoulder,

looks at him coyly, and he
declares his undying love?

Puh-lease!

Well, I'm about
to play Colopsis,

so give up the TV, puh-lease.

I am Colopsis.

Press play if you
dare to challenge me.

Who... who's that?

Colopsis, a giant
alien robot barbarian.

He's so tall.

And strong.

And he's got the most
beautiful eye I've ever seen.

Butterflies.

You know, you can
tell a lot about someone

by the frozen yogurt they eat.

Well, your bacon-flavored
fro-yo tells me

that you...

have terrible taste
in frozen yogurt.

Yeah, it's pretty awful.

Uh, one second.
I'll be right back.

Really, Mom?

Hey, KC.

I didn't know you
were gonna be here.

I just stopped by
to get some fro-yo.

Fro-no you didn't.

You came here to spy on me.

Really, Dad?

Hey, KC.

You're here spying on me, too?

No. I would never do that.

I'm here spying on your mother,

spying on you.

So we got a spy spying
on a spy spying on a spy.

It's a spy-fecta.

Hey, Brett.

Hey, Mr. Cooper.

Mrs. Cooper.

You know what?

I'm going to return
to my date now.

Get home before
somebody waters you.

Parents. Sorry. I don't know
why they're acting so crazy.

At least you get to
see your parents.

My dad travels so much,

the only time I get to see
him is on the computer.

Until I was nine, I thought he
was just a head and shoulders.

Speak of the devil. It's my dad.

Hey, Dad. Oh, just
hangin' out with KC.

Hi, Mr. Willis. Can't
wait to meet you.

He says he can't
wait to meet you, too.

Excuse me for a second.

Yeah.

Everything's falling into place.

I'll deliver her to you
on Saturday night.

Hey, what's up?

Oh, wow, surprised your
parents aren't in there.

Wait, let me check
your backpack.

Nope. We're all clear.

Could it be?

We're finally having a
moment alone together?

- Hey, guys.
- Not now, Marisa.

Wow. May I remind you that
if I did not like your boyfriend,

he would still be my boyfriend
and not your boyfriend.

Not that I don't like
you, but I don't like you.

Like that.

Sorry, Marisa, it's just that
we never get any time alone.

Probably not with your parents.

They're always spying
on you because...

that's what parents do.

Over-protective parents.

Talk to you later. Gotta go.

I got a surprise for you.

Beyoncé? Secret show?

Who did you have to
kill to get these tickets?

Don't answer that.

Two tickets on Saturday night.

Two. Not three.

If your dad wants to go,
tell him to get his own ticket.

Preferably on a different
night. In a different city.

Maybe he should see Rhianna.

Uh, wait a minute.

These tickets say the
show starts at midnight.

That's not only past my curfew,

that's past my bedtime.

But it's Beyoncé. In New York.

In Brooklyn. That's
an outer borough.

I'm not even sure
that's safe for a spy.

Come on. You'll totally be safe.

Junior spy of the year, babe.

Brett, I like you, I really do,

but you've sung that song more than
Beyoncé has sung "Single Ladies."

This is, like four hours away.

I'm not gonna get home
till the next morning.

There's no way
that I can go to this.

Unless you tell your parents

you're sleeping
at a friend's house.

Great plan, except I
can't lie to my parents.

If they found out, they'd
never trust me again.

Oh, you mean your
parents that were hiding

in the plants at
the fro-yo place

because they don't
trust you. Those parents.

Hey, don't talk about
my parents like that.

They might be listening.

One wrong move,
and I will destroy you.

Oh, Colopsis, you
say the sweetest things.

Judy, you're hogging Colopsis.

When is it my turn?

Get out, Ernie.

Two's company, three's a crowd.

But it's only two of us here.

Did you just dis my man?

No.

Because you don't have a man.

You're not even using his
powers to shoot the aliens.

That's not what we're about.

We don't use each other.
We build each other up.

We're in love.

Prepare to die!

Colopsis, please. My
brother's in the room.

Not anymore, he's not.

So Marisa, let's
just say someone,

it doesn't matter who,

wanted to lie to their parents

and go to an
out-of-state concert

Do you think that
a good cover story

would be saying that they're spending
the night at their best friend's house?

Why are you asking?
What do you know?

Who told you what?

I mean... what's up, girl?

I'm thinking about
going with Brett.

Brain freeze? Telepathy?

That lady with the
bad facelift is here?

- Where she at?
- No.

I think you're acting like
an irresponsible teenager.

I'm finally rubbing off on you.

Do you think you're gonna go?

Why shouldn't I?

I'm 16 years old,

I've never done anything
wrong in my entire life,

and my parents
still don't trust me.

I'll be home before breakfast.

Nothing bad is gonna happen.

You know what? I am gonna go.

I know. I can't believe
I'm gonna go either.

No, no, facelift
lady just walked in.

Do me a favor,

and remind me to just get old.

Hey, guys, I'm headin'
over to Marisa's.

We're actually doing some
volunteer work for at-risk youth.

Actually, I'm volunteering,
and Marisa is the youth.

Anyway...

I'm gonna be spending the night,

so don't wait up for me.

If you need me, just text me.

Or Marisa.

Because that's who
I'll be with... Marisa.

Marisa.

I think we should follow her.

To Marisa's? Oh, no thanks.

I get enough of that child.

Have you noticed that she's
eaten breakfast at our table

the last hundred days in a row?

I'm gonna start claimin'
that girl on my taxes.

I'm talkin' about KC.

She's up to something.

I bet she's gonna go
off and meet that Brett.

No, no, no.

I think she said something
about goin' to Marisa's.

I know what she said, but...

Come on, mama bird.

We agreed to let her date.

Okay? So now,
we have to trust her.

Not even my parents
were this protective of me.

That's because you didn't
start datin' until you were 23.

By choice.

Yeah. Ladies' choice.

I cannot wait to see Beyoncé.

By the way, if Jay Z and Beyoncé

invite us to an after-party
in the Hamptons,

we cannot say yes right away.

I don't wanna seem like
a crazy fan or anything.

One hundred
feet, exit to the left.

You heard her.

One hundred feet till
we get to see Queen Bey.

Uh, I think you
just missed the exit.

Exit to the left, to the left.

The exit that you want
is on the ramp to the left.

See?

Yeah, I don't think
we need this anymore.

Considering you
just passed the exit,

I think you do.

Little change of plans.
We're going to see my dad.

Your dad better be one of
Beyoncé 's backup singers,

'cause I know I'm not
tryin' to miss this concert.

There's something I've
been keeping from you, KC.

The truth is,

Zane is my dad.

Zane?

LikeZane Zane?

The guy who threatened
to eliminate my entire family

is your dad?

Yeah, right.

I'm serious.

Uh... ironic.

Usually, seatbelts
make me feel safer.

All right, this
isn't funny, Brett.

It's not meant to be, KC.

My dad will explain
everything to you.

That is impossible.

We can't be going to see Zane,

because he is in
a foreign prison.

And who told you that?

You did.

See, that's another thing
I've been keeping from you.

- I'm a liar.
- Yeah, I'm starting to pick that up.

No toast for me.

I'm having brunch
later with Colopsis.

Plus, robots don't actually eat.

For the 900th time.

Morning, Coopers.

Where's KC?

I was just gonna ask
you the same question.

And I know the answer.

She spent the night
at my house last night.

Guess I forgot.

That's what happens when
you have such a big house.

Darn my successful parents
and their enormous colonial.

You live in a modest
split-level ranch.

Well, KC must've
been on the split level,

and I did not notice her.

Uh-uh. Start talking.

Now.

Okay, she's not at my house.

She's at the library
doing a paper

on the economic feasibility
of third-world countries.

Uh-huh. Define feasibility.

Feasibility refers
to the ability

of something to be feased.

Fine. She really didn't
stay at my house last night.

Ooh, this just got good.

She went to a
concert with Brett.

Ooh, this just got better.

In New York City.

Ooh, this is not good at all.

So how'd you sleep?

Not so good. I had
this terrible dream

where my boyfriend
turned out to be the son

of my parents' evil
nemesis. Oh, wait.

Brought you a breakfast burrito.

- No meat, just how you like it.
- Thanks so much.

But do you mind taking
that back to the kitchen

and asking for a fresh
plate of freedom?!

Can I ask you a question?

Shoot.

If I had my laser gun, I would.

Did you ever really
have feelings for me?

Of course I liked you.

Hey, we'll always have
our missions and fro-yo,

and dates with your dad.

Come on, KC. You
know this isn't personal.

Speaking as a girl who's tied up in
a barn, it feels pretty personal to me.

I'm sorry, but this is
bigger than both of us.

Like it or not, you and I are
on opposite sides of this war.

We don't have to be.

You could let me go,

and our parents can
fight their own battles.

We could be like
Romeo and Juliet.

Or some other better example

where the couple actually
lives to be together.

Come on, Brett, I know
you're not like your dad.

And maybe dating me just
started off as part of the mission,

but if you ever really
had feelings for me,

you'd let me go. Please.

Careful, son.

You can't trust a word she says,

just like her mother.

Zane.

I've been waiting a long
time to meet you, KC.

I was once very
fond of your parents.

But their love and marriage
made me go a little...

What's the word I'm looking for?

Insane.

I was going to say
eccentrically evil,

but yours works too.

So what's your plan?

Goin' after me because you're
not man enough to face my dad?

Actually...

I'm going to take away
everything your parents love,

starting with you,

and ending with
the Organization.

Can I just say,

I am so glad that I
never let you kiss me.

Where are you? Where are you?

Oh, don't worry, Judy.

I'm sure KC's fine.

No kidding. She can
take care of herself.

I'm looking for my Colopsis.

You can stop looking.

I took it back and traded
it in for a new game.

Nooooo!

Colopsis!

Why?

I'm gettin' the sense
you're not happy about this.

Give me that box of tissues.

But you don't cry.

I know.

What are you so upset about?

Colopsis and I were
perfect for each other.

You just traded him like
he was yesterday's game.

He kinda was.

But I loved him.

He put butterflies in my belly.

Hope in my hard drive.

Now I don't have
any love in my life.

But Judy, you do
have love in your life.

You've got your family.

Well, you're no
giant alien robot

one-eyed barbarian,

but I'll take what I can get.

Judy, Judy, can't breathe.

I know.

That'll teach you for
messin' with my man.

I see you inherited your father's
lack of upper body strength.

No, my brother got that.

Look, my parents, they're
gonna be looking for me.

When they find me,
you're gonna be very sorry

that you ever messed with them.

I don't think so.

In fact, they're not even
gonna know you're gone.

My parents get worried if I
take too long in the shower.

I'm pretty sure they're gonna
notice if I never come home.

But you are going home.

KC, will you come
out here, please?

Okay, for a spy, you're
not very observant.

I'm right here.

I wasn't talking to you.

KC, meet KC.

It's... it's me.

Wow, she looks exactly like me.

Even down to the
fierce yet sensible nails.

Thanks to cutting edge
laser cosmetic surgery,

Bernice here is identical
to you in every way.

Hi. I'm KC. I'm a teenage spy.

My brother's Ernie,
he's baking the biscuits.

Oh, please, she
sounds nothing like me.

Oh, please, she
sounds nothing like me.

Okay, maybe a little.

Okay, maybe a little.

- Stop that.
- Stop that.

She is good.

Craig, it's been hours.

She hasn't answered
our calls or texts.

Maybe we should go to the
police. Or the Organization.

Forget it. I'm just gonna go
out there and look for her myself.

Kira, I'm worried,
too, but relax.

No, Craig.

I'm scared.

She's never done
anything like this before.

Try and remember, she's 16.

Teenagers break rules.
They make bad choices.

Not KC.

I am furious.

When she gets home,
I swear I am gonna...

Hey, guys.

Give her a big hug!

I don't know who
you think you are,

or what is wrong with you,

but you are living
in a fantasy world

if you actually
think that my family

is gonna believe that
that fake KC is actually me.

Sure, she looks like
me, exactly like me.

She looks more like
me than I look like me,

but I guarantee that my parents
have already figured it out.

Honey, we were
worried sick about you.

Where have you been?

Why didn't you answer our calls?

I am so sorry.

I went to a late concert,

and then, Brett's
car broke down,

and then, my phone died.

None of that matters now.

The important thing
is that you're safe.

I'm sorry.

It'll never happen again.

You're right, it won't,

because you are grounded
for the rest of your life.

Now bring it in, baby.

Rob, your name's on TV.