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I just got a brief
for a new mission.
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Oh, well, the game
starts in 10 minutes,
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so can you keep
your brief, brief?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, what do you got?
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You got nothing.
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This mission is just for K.C.
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What, just for me?
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Nice.
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Actually, the
organization is pairing you
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with another teenage spy.
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The two of you will pose
as boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Boyfriend and girlfriend,
I'm not comfortable with you
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having this type of
mission until you're 35...
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or I'm dead.
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Dad, it's fine.
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You'll be working
with Brett Willis.
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Correction, that's fine...
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mighty fine.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
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they're hooking you
up with Brett Willis?
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Dad, relax.
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Every time I look at a
boy, your head explodes.
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Well, this time my
heart is exploding
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because I love this guy.
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He was just named
the organization's
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junior spy of the year.
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Well, he sounds amazing.
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And I cannot wait
to start a successful,
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mutually beneficial,
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professional
relationship with him.
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K.C. Yes.
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You're drooling on Brett's Head.
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♪ Oh, when danger comes to you ♪
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♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪
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♪ Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell
nobody, tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect,
so many things I ♪
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♪ Wanna tell you, but I ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doing my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest ♪
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♪ Baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't gotta worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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Okay, I got the brief from
the organization center,
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so let's review?
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Sure. What you got? Cool.
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All right, the organization
plans on taking on the...
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Willis dribbles on the court,
he pulls up for the three.
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But it's no good, but it's okay
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because Willis goes
after his own shot,
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gets past two defenders,
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goes out for the slam and...
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Oh, yeah!
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Yes, yes. Yeah, whoo!
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Hey, Kobe.
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Plan on telling me
when it's halftime
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so we can continue
our assignment?
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I'm sorry, go ahead.
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All right,
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the organization
plans on taking down
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an international piracy ring...
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Pirates?
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Sweet, I call
dibs on the parrot.
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Great, then we'll
have two things
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that won't stop talking.
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Uh, I meant movie pirates,
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they're people who steal movies,
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they make illegal digital copies
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and they sell them online.
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I wonder if they ever
pirate "pirate" movies.
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Okay, come on, this is serious.
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Or the movies rated R...
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Arrh!
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Come on, really, nothing?
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I'm sorry, are you
not getting this?
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Are you mocking me, or are
you just trying to be funny?
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Actually, I am being funny.
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You on the other hand
are being a buzzkill.
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Are you spying?
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It's my job.
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Honey, we're off the clock.
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No, I mean my job as a dad.
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Brett just did this funny thing
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like he's playing basketball
but it's with wasabi peas.
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It's... Come on, that's classic.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure
love is in the air.
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A buzzkill? I am so much fun.
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Look, I'm sorry I
take my job seriously.
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Unlike you, I'm a pro.
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I can't even believe I was
excited to work with you.
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I can.
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Excuse me?
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Who wouldn't want
to work with me?
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I was named junior
spy of the year.
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I'm guessing it wasn't
for your modesty.
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No, actually, it was for
taking down 43 spies and...
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Hey, was that a slam?
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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Go on.
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What were you
talking about again?
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Oh, yes. Yourself.
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Baby, I can't believe
next month will be
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20 years we're married.
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Mm-hmm.
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And they said
we'd never make it.
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And by "they," I
mean your mother.
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Yeah, she thought
I'd end up with Zane.
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Zane, my ex-partner.
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Don't even mention his name.
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Why? He can't
threaten us anymore.
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I mean, you eliminated
him 16 years ago.
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I don't care, just
the thought of him
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gives me the heebie-jeebies.
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Fine, changing the subject.
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So, I was thinking...
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Uh-oh.
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We should have a big
party for our anniversary
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here in the house.
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We'll invite all our
friends and family,
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and renew our vows.
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Yeah, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
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You're right.
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The house is too small.
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We'll rent out a restaurant,
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have a big party, invite
all our family and friends,
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and renew our vows.
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Yeah, I'm not really
feeling that one either.
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You're right.
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We need space for
dancing and a band.
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We'll rent a yacht.
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Oh.
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Have a big party, invite
all our family and friends,
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and renew our vows.
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Great idea, Craig.
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You know what, I got
an even better idea.
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How about we stay in, Uh-huh.
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Invite all our kids, Okay.
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Watch a movie and order a pizza?
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That's not a 20th anniversary,
that's a Wednesday night.
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Oh, here we go.
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Every time I want
to do something
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for our anniversary,
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you say keep it small.
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Yeah. Well, I want it big.
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I want it real big.
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I'm talking pass hors
d'oeuvres, flowers, music.
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I want to dance so
hard, my feet hurt.
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And I want everyone
we know to be there,
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so they can see
how happy we are!
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Oh, in my defense,
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I was gonna let you
choose the toppings.
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Hey, Kace, what's new?
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What's new?
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Marisa, we talked on the
phone last night for like 4 hours,
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and we rode the
bus here together.
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What else could be new?
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Hey, babe.
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Uh, that seems new.
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Hey, Brett, what you doing here?
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More importantly, did
he just call you "babe"?
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Well, I am her boyfriend.
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He's your boyfriend?
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Yes. No.
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No. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Uh, did I forget to
mention I have a boyfriend?
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I think I would remember
this monumental
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historic occasion of you
having your first boyfriend.
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I didn't know I was
your first boyfriend.
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Babe, stop, you
know I'm ticklish.
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Okay, I said stop it.
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Hi, I'm K.C.'s
best friend Marisa,
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but I'm sure you
know all about me.
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Even though for
some crazy reason
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which we will be coming back to,
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I knew nothing about you.
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Uh, that's because this is new.
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Very, very new.
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That's true.
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You've never actually called
me your boyfriend before.
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Yes, but I have told
you a few other things.
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Well, it was nice
to meet you, Brett.
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I will leave you
two lovebirds alone.
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Wow.
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Would you get off of me?
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What do you think you're doing?
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We're supposed to be
boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Not at my school.
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Look, keeping cover only matters
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when we're out on the
field doing an actual mission.
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Besides, why do we
even have to be a couple
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for this assignment?
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Because that's what the
organization wanted, babe.
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They chose us because
they wanted the best,
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and you're here because they
wanted someone to help me.
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Oh, hey,
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nominations for jerk of
the year just came in...
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And look at there,
you already won.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks.
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Back row, huh?
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You know what they say about
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sitting in the back row
of the movie theater.
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Hmm, yes, I do.
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It's the best place
to spy on people.
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We can see all the exits
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and we're close to
the projection booth,
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so we can listen in on my
parabolic listening device
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and determine when this
digital piracy is taking place.
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Popcorn?
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Why is there butter on it?
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Because it's...
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Popcorn.
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Well, clearly, you didn't
read the profile that I sent you.
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Oh, right, you mean
the 30-page manifesto
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about our fake relationship.
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Well, if you would have read it,
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you would've known
that we met and fell in love
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on national ice cream day
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when we bonded over our
severe lactose intolerance,
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which means I, your
girlfriend, cannot have butter.
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So, what I'm hearing is,
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I don't have to
share my popcorn?
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Okay, babe,
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let me tell you something
about your man here.
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I didn't read your cover profile
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because I like to
think on my feet.
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That's right, improvise.
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It keeps me in the moment,
keeps me on my toes.
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Keeps you from having to
do any extra work in advance.
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Now you're getting me, babe.
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Okay, stop calling me "babe."
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For this mission, my name is
"Anesthesia Van Wallingford."
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You may call me
Annie, Vannie, or Wallie.
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It is all in the manifest...
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I mean profile.
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Hey, look, I know
you're new to dating
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and I have no idea
why 'cause clearly,
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you are so charming.
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But this is not how a
couple acts in public.
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And what would you
know about being a couple?
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The only person you've ever
been in love with is yourself.
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Okay, all I'm getting
from you is nag, nag, nag.
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You're wound up so tight
I'm surprised you can breathe.
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So if you can just relax...
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People would like you more!
People would like you more!
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They're so cute.
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Love.
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Just love everywhere.
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I'm so happy. Oh, man.
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I hope we're as
happy as they are
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when we're their age.
262
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,082
Oh, I know I'll be fun
with you, sweetie-poo.
263
00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:31,875
I mean Annie,
Vannie, Wallie... poo.
264
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,124
Okay, now that we
know that the pirates
265
00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,582
are handing off the
digital file on Friday,
266
00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,457
we need to go over the
next phase of our plan.
267
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,957
Yes, I've been doing
a lot of research.
268
00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:52,874
Yes, finally, thank you.
269
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,749
What have you learned?
270
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:59,124
So most movie theaters
don't use real butter.
271
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,082
It's a canola-based
dairy-free buttery flavoring
272
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:05,082
so it shouldn't affect your
fake lactose intolerance at all.
273
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:07,082
Pshh!
274
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,707
Well, it's definitely affecting
my Brett intolerance.
275
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,374
Knock, knock!
276
00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:15,290
I am coming in.
277
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:18,207
Hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
278
00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,582
No, we were just
hanging out. What's up?
279
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,207
Oh, I need to borrow
your math book.
280
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,499
Oh, who am I kidding?
281
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,124
I need to borrow
your math homework.
282
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,124
I'll lend you my math notes.
283
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,708
I'll take what I can get.
284
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,165
Oh, uh, Marisa.
285
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,582
Oh, I remember.
286
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:35,165
How could I forget
a face like that?
287
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,874
What, this old thing?
288
00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:39,165
You're funny.
289
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,707
I like funny girls.
290
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:44,249
I never noticed before
but your hair is really pretty.
291
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,458
Aww, thank you so much.
292
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,874
Hey, you know who else has hair?
293
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,749
K.C.
294
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,749
She is funny, funny too.
295
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,083
Much, much funnier than I am.
296
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,457
I really like your perfume.
297
00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,875
I'm not wearing any perfume.
298
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,083
Hey, I got to go.
299
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,457
Wait.
300
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,749
Marisa, what about
the math notes?
301
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,166
I'll just fail!
302
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,332
Oh, looking good.
303
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:26,375
You're the one working
out, but I'm sweating you, girl.
304
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:32,124
Anyway, I've been thinking
about what you said.
305
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,332
Good, because I've been
thinking about what you said.
306
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:36,833
Hah!
307
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,457
As I was saying,
308
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:43,875
it is our 20th anniversary and
it deserves to be celebrated.
309
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:47,207
I want to make my bride happy.
310
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:50,165
Oh, well, I'm glad
you came around.
311
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,875
Happy almost anniversary.
312
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,707
Yeah. Craig, it's gorgeous.
313
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,290
Yeah, I knew you'd like it.
314
00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:00,207
See, who needs a
big old party anyway?
315
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,874
Oh, no, no, no.
316
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,333
I think you misunderstood.
317
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:06,999
I love the jewelry
318
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,624
and I can't wait to
wear it to the big party.
319
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,082
By the way, I booked a hall
320
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,249
and you have to drop off
the deposit by Tuesday.
321
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,707
Baby, I don't want
to have a big old...
322
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:17,708
Hah!
323
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,290
Yeah, I'm gonna go
drop off that deposit
324
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:22,571
before you kick the wrong dummy.
325
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:27,874
Hey, Marisa, what's up?
326
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,332
Last night, we only talked on
the phone for like 4 seconds
327
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,124
and then this morning you
didn't even get on the bus,
328
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:35,166
you just kind of
ran alongside it.
329
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,707
Well, you know, cardio.
330
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,124
Speaking of which, got to go.
331
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,457
Okay, Marisa, what
is going on with you?
332
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,457
Okay, there's something
I have to tell you
333
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,332
and I wanted to wait
till I had the right words,
334
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,874
but no matter how I say it,
335
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,165
it's just going to sound bad.
336
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,707
Okay, well, then just say it.
337
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,415
Your boyfriend
made a move on me.
338
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,124
He did?
339
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,875
I cannot believe
the nerve of that...
340
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,207
No, don't worry about it.
341
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,332
Why are you taking
this better than I am?
342
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,708
Look...
343
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:06,957
I'm not supposed
to tell you this,
344
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,290
but he's not my boyfriend, okay?
345
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:11,165
In fact, he's the
opposite of my boyfriend.
346
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,624
He's your girlfriend?
347
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:15,124
No.
348
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,249
I just... I can't stand the guy.
349
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,749
He's a spy and he's posing
as my boyfriend for a mission.
350
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,082
That makes sense.
351
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,374
You know, I knew
something was weird
352
00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:25,874
when you suddenly
turned up with a boyfriend.
353
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:26,999
Oh, no offense.
354
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,124
None taken.
355
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,957
But you definitely
don't like him.
356
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,958
No, actually he makes me
want to vomit in my mouth.
357
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:37,124
So what I'm hearing
is he's available?
358
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:40,207
So what I'm hearing
is to each their own.
359
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,999
Look, he's not for me,
360
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,165
but if you're into obnoxious
egotistical muscleheads,
361
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,707
then uh, go for it.
362
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,416
Oh, thank you.
363
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,374
But wait, you technically
are dating him.
364
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,165
Well, only until
the mission is over
365
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,582
and then I cut him loose.
366
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,582
Oh, but do me a favor
and let him down gently.
367
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,124
The last thing I need
is to hear him go on
368
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:02,249
about some horrible
shrewish witchy ex-girlfriend.
369
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,290
No offense.
370
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,416
None taken.
371
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:09,208
Hey, honey, your date is here.
372
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,999
Wow, what a cute couple.
373
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Let me get a picture.
374
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,374
Oh, nice one.
375
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:22,124
Dad! What? Oh, fine.
376
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,457
I'll leave you two alone,
377
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,124
I just want to get a
second with Brett.
378
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,290
Now listen, this is my
baby girl you're taking out.
379
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,208
If you break her heart...
380
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:30,707
I know, I know, you break me.
381
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:31,874
No, I was just going to say,
382
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,155
"I hope we can
still be friends."
383
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,582
Here, these are for you.
384
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,708
Aww, and these are for you!
385
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,249
You think I wouldn't find out?
386
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,707
Find out what?
387
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:45,999
That you put the
moves on my best friend.
388
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,249
What were you thinking?
389
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,207
You know we're not
really dating, right?
390
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,208
Yes, I know that!
391
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,999
But not everyone
else knows that.
392
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,249
You broke cover.
Did I? Did I really?
393
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,082
Because I thought that
keeping cover only mattered
394
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,165
when we're out in the field
during an actual mission.
395
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,707
Where did I learn that?
396
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:01,999
Oh, right,
397
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,207
some annoying chick I
once did a mission with.
398
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,874
You don't deserve me.
399
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,415
Again, not really dating.
400
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,458
I know that.
401
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,165
All right, I'm in the
projection booth.
402
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,832
I'm about to insert
the flash drive
403
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,499
so we can digitally
watermark the files
404
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,250
and track the pirated films.
405
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,707
Hello?
406
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,749
Are you even there? Why
aren't you talking to me?
407
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,125
Because it's rude to
talk in a movie theatre.
408
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,957
Get it done. I don't
need your play by play.
409
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,291
Fine.
410
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:48,458
Initiating digital
watermarking sequence.
411
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,124
"Just get it done.
412
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:53,708
I don't need your play by play."
413
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,208
Needs more butter.
414
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,875
Come on, guys. It
should be done by now.
415
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,125
All right, we're good, let's go.
416
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,125
Oh.
417
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,082
Where did you come from?
418
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:42,874
Uh, actually I was
born in New Jersey
419
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,582
but, um, I've lived on
and off in the DC area
420
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,124
ever since I was a kid.
421
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,582
At first it was hard
to like make friends
422
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:49,583
with all the moving around...
423
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:51,207
That's not what I meant.
424
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,708
Oh, well, then in that case...
425
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,374
Who's that?
426
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,583
I don't know, but
she's not leaving.
427
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,208
You mess with my
partner, you mess with me.
428
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,250
Ho-aah!
429
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,250
Hah!
430
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,707
All right, fine, you win.
Just take her, don't hurt me.
431
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,999
Excuse me?
432
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,708
Man, that's cold.
433
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,165
Huh.
434
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,583
Now you're cold, out cold.
435
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,582
Okay, I'm starting
to get the whole
436
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,208
junior spy of the
year thing now.
437
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,707
You were amazing tonight.
438
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,082
What, me?
439
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,707
Bro, you're the one
who saved my butt.
440
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,208
It was your contingency
plan, I just followed it.
441
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,457
Page 26, section 4A.
442
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,207
Wait, so you did
read my manifesto.
443
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,375
I might have skimmed it.
444
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,082
Look, Brett, there is something
445
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,374
I've been meaning to tell you.
446
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:45,250
I... I know things between
us have been a little...
447
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,707
I'm sorry.
448
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,582
Oh, uh, sorry.
449
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,290
It's... It's Marisa.
450
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,999
Hey, now that our
mission is over,
451
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,332
you're cool if I go
out with her, right?
452
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,374
Yeah. Of course.
453
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,999
I mean, it's not
like we're actually
454
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
boyfriend and girlfriend.
455
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:00,207
Sweet.
456
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,290
Uh, well, I should
probably talk to her
457
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,332
before it gets too late.
458
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,708
So... Yeah, of course.
459
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,332
No problem.
460
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,583
I wouldn't want
it to be too late.
461
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,582
So I heard you
nailed the mission.
462
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,957
Ha, ha.
463
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:17,999
How's it going
with the two of you?
464
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,290
You two having fun?
465
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:20,332
I was looking through the window
466
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,457
and it looked
like the two of you
467
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,658
are getting along really good.
468
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,124
Dad, it doesn't even
matter if I like him
469
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:30,250
because he kind of
likes someone else.
470
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,958
I never did like that kid.
471
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,374
Oh, look who went out of his way
472
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:51,374
to send me a kitchenful
of I'm sorry flowers.
473
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,165
I knew you'd come
around about the party.
474
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,999
I'd love to take credit but
I didn't send you these.
475
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,832
Well, then who did?
476
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,499
Maybe I have a secret admirer.
477
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,124
More likely they're for K.C.
478
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,458
Didn't hear that.
479
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,082
Let's see.
480
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:11,457
"Looking forward to
your 20th anniversary
481
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:14,165
and my ultimate revenge.
482
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:16,832
I'm coming for you, all of you.
483
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:18,082
Zane."
484
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,082
Zane!
485
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,707
How can it be from Zane?
486
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:24,165
Now you know why I never
wanted to make a big deal
487
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,374
about our anniversary.
488
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,082
I don't understand.
489
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,458
It can't be from Zane,
you eliminated him.
490
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,999
You eliminated him, right?
491
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,207
We've got to call the
organization right now.
492
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,082
Wait, honey, stop.
493
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,958
There's something
I need to tell you.
494
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,333
Rob, your name's on TV.
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