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hot stuff.

First you pay, then we play.

Well, that is the way I like it. Huh?

So, darling.

How do you like it?

Nice.

And nasty.

Are those nasty little things your wife
won't let you do?

You hear about a lady in the living
room?

A whore in the bedroom?

Yeah, well, with my wife it is the exact
opposite.

Huh? Whore in the living room?

If only it were true.

Not like this.

Not in a million years.

Too respectable, huh?

Yeah, too damn respectable.

Does she do this to you?

Stop jawing, you little slut. You suck.

Did you call her a little slut?

You know, I just wouldn't sound right.

you to sit on my cock i've been hoping
to get some of that

some real nice fucking to you come

here you ready to ride i'm ready cowgirl

Pussy, don't...

You have the greatest ass.

Thank you, Mr. Spire.

I'd love to see it... untethered.

Untethered? What's that mean?

Well, I mean... au naturel.

Sort of...

Completely uncovered.

But Mr. Spire, you're a happily married
man.

What makes you think I'm happy?

Well, I've talked to your wife plenty of
times on the phone. She seems like a

very nice person.

Nice person.

Give me a break.

She's selfish.

She's pushy and she's frigid.

She spends all day under the hair dryer
so she can knock them dead on the

streets. And then when I want a little
piece of the action, she's got a

splitting headache.

Come on.

What's it going to cost you?

You can go on working.

Just slip out of your dress.

Okay, Mr. Spire.

Just this once.

That's a good girl.

My God.

What a work of art.

Come on.

Let's fuck.

I can't, Mr. Smyre.

I don't have... I'm not on the pill or
anything.

That's okay.

I have a condo.

Let me put it on.

I've always wanted to do this. Okay.

This is lost now, huh?

Go on, open it.

Here you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I should have put it in me.

I should have put it in me.

Get up on the desk.

Yeah.

Okay.

I got it.

Good afternoon.

Yes, Mrs. Spire.

I mean, no.

Let me check.

It's your wife.

I've got to. What do I say?

Tell her I'm in a meeting.

Keep her talking.

Keep talking.

He's in a meeting. Is there something I
can help you with?

No.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Well, if he's going to be running late,
I have to know how late.

We're going out.

Are you all right?

I don't think so. I think he's almost
finished.

Well, please have him call me as soon as
he's free.

Oh, goodbye, Mrs. Spire.

Don't we look lovely?

I have got to go to the bathroom now.

So, how was your day, darling?

A bitch.

I'm sorry to hear that.

But tonight's the night out with the
boys, so that should cheer you up.

What are you girls going to do tonight?

Oh, we're going to watch Masterpiece
Theater.

It was so dignified back in those days.

I think you're just a closet Victorian
myself.

Now, Robert, what is that supposed to
mean?

Ah! They're here!

It's Friday.

Well, can I fix you guys a drink?

Just something soft for me.

What's wrong?

Just a headache. It'll go.

Poor thing.

How about you, Ted? I'll wait till we
hit the bar.

Okay. Fine.

Well, come on, Counselor.

Let us go forth and do battle. We won't
be late.

Don't worry, we'll find you fast asleep
by the time you get home. Good night,

girls. Bye.

Julie,

whatever is the matter?

Don't you ever wonder where those two go
every Friday night?

I guess where they've been going for
years, to the seedy little bars.

What if they're going to singles bars or
sex clubs?

Come on, Julie. You are not the paranoid
type.

I'm paranoid, huh?

Then what is this?

Yuck! Where did you get that?

I found it in the top pocket of my
husband's jacket. He wore it to work

Well, I've heard of lipstick on the
collar, but this is a little ridiculous.

Cindy, what am I going to do?

We'll figure out something.

You know, right now I feel like you're
my only friend in the world.

You're the only one I can really trust
and count on.

I sometimes feel we depend on our men
too much.

For companionship.

For love.

For sex.

Oh, Cindy.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

my secretary.

She's on the phone with my wife.

I'm telling you.

It was heaven.

Well, meanwhile,

I was sitting on a little hooker working
the five o 'clock beat.

It was the best piece of commercial tale
I have had in a long time.

Don't you ever get anything from your
wife?

I mean, she is one hell of a looker.
Forget it.

Her sex drive has gone in reverse.

Well, maybe you ought to try to do
something to change her gears.

Uh, now, uh, you're Julie?

She looks like a live one to me.

Yeah, I wish.

She's either got her period, she's got a
headache, or she's got both.

Too bad.

I can't keep my eyes off her memories.

She makes my mouth water.

I got it.

Let's swap wives. Come on, counselor.

We are talking straight and we are
talking narrow.

They'd throw us out if they thought we
were even talking about it.

They don't even have to know.

What do you mean?

You've heard of rape by stealth?

It's a bona fide crime.

No, you lost me.

Look, they'll be asleep when we get
back.

We just keep the lights on.

Jesus, Counselor.

You are David.

Yes, I am.

What

if

we get caught?

Those little vixens will have our balls
for breakfast, you know.

Too late, Counselor.

These are modern women.

They've already had our balls for lunch
and dinner.

Okay, what if I can't get it up?

Then she'll be convinced it's me.

Listen, is there anything special that
you do to Cindy that I should know

kind of likes to get a little finger up
her ass when she's coming.

The old finger, huh?

Little.

I got it. Yeah.

Okay.

Bring me back here in an hour. Yeah,
yeah. An hour.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, I love your fingers in there.

Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Push it in a little
deeper. Oh, God. No, no. Not your cock.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, sorry.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, God.

It's fine, Bob.

Oh, yeah.

Coming deeper.

Coming deeper. Slowly.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Yes, fuck my ass, Bob. Fuck my ass.

Oh, darling, I didn't know you were so
damn nasty.

Oh! Oh!

Her lady wife is a fucking nymphomaniac.
She just couldn't get enough.

She didn't recognize you, did she?

I would have screamed if she did.

There's only one problem, though.

She scooted over on the dry side.

You've got this giant wet spot to sleep
in.

You bastard.

Well, at least I had the class to come
in your wife's mouth.

Come on in, Castler.

It's orgasmic.

It's too early.

I'd like to wake up a little more...
Gradually.

You were incredible last night.

Is that so?

Then you know when you did

that, I nearly flipped.

Did what?

Did what?

You're such a tease.

I just...

What did I do?

I... And then when we made love, you
were so big and nearly hurt.

I never knew you could get so enormous.

Must have been really excited.

Big, huh?

God, yes, and long.

I thought you were never going to end.

What did I do last night to give you
such a monstrous heart on?

I must have had a wet dream or
something.

Were you dreaming of me?

And then when you slid it in my ass, I
nearly cried. It was so divine.

What?

My ass, darling.

Now, aren't we being a coy one for a
change?

After coming in my pussy twice, it came
in my ass.

I always thought it was so nasty.

It would hurt like crazy.

But you were so hard.

Just slid right in. It was fabulous.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to put this under my pillow
for tonight.

A little tender back there.

Son of a bitch, I'm going to kill him.

What, darling?

Nothing, dear. Just thinking about an
attorney, I have the misfortune to know.

In fact, I have to go. I'm going to have
a little

conversation with somebody, the bastard.

You dipshit.

I'm going to bust your face.

Get out of that ridiculous outfit and
come on in.

Hey, what's the matter?

You know what the matter is.

You screwed my wife in the ass.

She told you that? Of course she told me
that.

She thinks I did it.

Now she's reading K .Y. Jill in front of
my face.

Wants me to fuck her in the butt.

She's going to drive me crazy.

Hey. You're the one who told me to stick
my finger in your ass.

Finger? Smell? F -I -N -G -E -R.

Finger. I didn't say anything about your
oversized penis.

Counselor, let's take a shower, go out
to the golf course, hit a few balls

around, we'll talk this out over a few
drinks.

Fine, but you better get your story
straight by then.

What's so good about it?

Cindy, whatever's the matter with you?

Well, it seems that nothing is sacred
anymore.

Not marriage, not home, nothing.

Do you know that your husband made love
to another woman last night?

Who else scratched the bitch's eyes out?

Well, I hope not, because it was me.

You're sitting there telling me that you
seduced my husband?

Well, not exactly.

He crept into my room in the middle of
the night. I thought it was Bob.

I don't understand.

What about Bob?

Well, he crept in with you.

And woke me up.

And... Oh, God!

Sleazy, underhanded bastards!

I'll get a gun and shoot both of them!

Oh, I have a better idea.

Look what I found in my husband's coat
pocket.

The Mask Club.

Sexaholics are not...

Sexaholics Anonymous?

Provocative attire. What is this?

They're members.

I rang and checked.

blowjob. Yeah, make that, uh, two
blowjobs.

Is that in the fair?

There they are.

Happy as pigs and shit.

They're really gonna pay.

Bastards. Yeah, they're in for a big
surprise.

You are my kind of girl.

Hmm.

I don't know

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

I need to get some water.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Like her friend over there, too.

I loved your show.

It certainly attracted their attention.

It looks like the plate has been licked
clean.

Think positively, Gals. You have to
think as if we're going to be the main

course.

Here they come, lambs to the sloth. Shh.

Remember to be disguised as boys.

Hello, ladies.

I hope you've had a pleasant evening so
far.

Oh, yes, but it's a bit long.

Lots of certain intimacy, don't you
think?

Perhaps you would like a change of
scene.

How about the ecstasy room?

May we escort you?

Is there somewhere that we could freshen
up a bit first?

It's right on the wedding.

Where are those

two little sluts?

After all that teasing, I feel like my
balls are going to burst.

I hope they haven't gone and run out on
us.

They had lust in their eyes.

They have to show up.

Gentlemen, feast your fantasies.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

I think I have fallen in love.

Can I see you again?

Okay.

But only on the condition that we can
tie you up.

Because I know you'll never let us go.

Tie away.

Isn't this a little kinky, Counselor?

Yeah, but think what you're going to get
out of it in the long run.

Ready?

My curiosity is killing me.

I can't bear the suspense.

Poetic justice?

Not so, counselors.

Cindy, don't be silly.

You won't tie us.

This is ridiculous.

Come on.

Julie, you've had your fun. Now, come
on. Let us go. Not so fast, counselors.

You stay put.

For a change, we're the ones going out
and having fun.

Yes, and don't hurry home because we're
going to be out for hours.

We have a lot of catching up to do.