Original subtitles

You are such a busybody.

Sweet Potato.

Enough.

Hurry up.

Hey, Sweet Potato.

Lin Xin-ru.

Lin Hui-jun.

Why are you back?

I missed you.

Missed me, eh?

Missed me...

Don't touch me.

How did you get back?

By plane.

And from the airport to here?

By Uber.

Uber?

How did the driver manage to find this place?

-I gave him the coordinates. -What?

6VVP+C2J.

You seem to have lost weight.

Does your dad know you're back?

He'll know soon.

Anyway, you'll tell him in a moment, won't you?

Hey, Lin Wei-hong.

Lin Xin-ru.

Pineapples from your Princess Pineapple?

-Yeah, how did you know? -Come on.

-Did you miss me? -No, I didn't. Get off.

-Your hair looks like a rooster's crest. -So what?

Look, now she even wears makeup.

-Why is there so much stuff in my room? -It's my stuff.

Why? Did you turn your room into a dance studio?

Into the bridal room.

-The Bridal room? -Hmm.

You've nothing to do with them getting married.

You're not the bride.

The feng shui master says my room suits them better.

What if the room has bad feng shui?

He'd get divorced.

It's not a big deal.

Anyway, my dad got married three times.

How about this?

Share your bed with me.

No, I don't want to.

You used to squeeze in with me when you were little.

That was when I was little.

Now I'm a teenager. I need my privacy.

Privacy? You're talking to me about privacy.

Dear brother, please keep everyone safe and healthy.

THE LIN FAMILY ANCESTRAL TABLETS

If you're happy, please say "yes".

"No".

Your dad is not happy.

After Wei-hong gets married, you had better follow suit soon.

And...

Please help Hui-jun find a husband.

"Laughing".

Your dad is laughing at you.

Did Xin-ru tell you when she's going back to Shanghai?

She's not going back.

Did you all get the bird flu or something?

So much trouble in the family.

Get me a chicken. I'm making soup for dinner.

It's okay. It's okay.

In my next life, I'll be a chicken on your farm.

What's wrong with you?

You eat chicken too.

Auntie. Don't worry about us.

You think I've got nothing better to do that I love intervening in your business?

If your mom hadn't got your dad killed,

I'd be happy to leave you alone.

It wasn't my mom's fault.

Or you tell me, why did they die so young?

-It was an accident. -Forget it if you don't believe it.

Lin Xin-ru.

We're having dinner.

Will you get full by playing on your phone?

Lin Xin-ru.

I'm talking to my e-husband.

-What's an "e-husband"? -My cloud husband.

You're only fifteen.

What do you mean "husband"?

-Let me see. -No.

Auntie.

Shall I install a dating app for you?

Dating app?

Isn't it bit strange?

Online dating is for fun, not for love.

That's my principle.

Don't install any dating apps for your aunt.

Stop messing around.

You're the one that's messing around.

You're disrespecting adults.

You're disrespecting young people.

Talking back, eh?

I'll ask your dad to teach you a lesson.

Eat, come on.

Listen to your uncle. Eat a bit.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Why do we have another cockerel?

I must complain to Hao about it.

I told him we wanted only hens.

Cocks aren't tasty. Customers always complain about them.

In this case...

I'll turn you into chicken soup.

You just said he's not tasty. And you wanna turn him into soup?

Don't eat this one.

Don't worry.

I heard you.

Sweet Potato. Did you miss me?

You're so happy to see me.

Hong of chicken poop.

Hao of tractor horn.

Why did we get a cockerel again?

What? Cockerel?

No way.

People don't like them.

Cockerel?

Here.

Have some herbal tea and calm down.

My mom made it.

-This is for your sis. -You two, stop fighting.

Weird...

The owner of the hatchery told me they select the chicks by their DNA.

DNA?

Can you see their cocks from their DNA?

Fuck...they're like you...

Their cocks are too small to see.

You have no cock.

You have no cock.

You have no cock.

Our first candidate. Banana Girl, Wu Meng-tang.

Such a beautiful figure.

So seductive and beautiful.

Here, here.

Lin's free-range chicken.

Chicken gives you beautiful fair skin like mine.

Next one, Dragon Fruit Girl.

Such beautiful complexion.

Here.

Next comes the third candidate.

Princess Pineapple, Liu Ya-ping.

Her smile is as sweet as pineapple.

Our final candidate.

Watermelon Goddess, Du Wan-ling.

Here, here.

Everyone is buying fruit. Who wants chicken?

I could just wear this tomorrow.

Sexy.

You and Ya-ping are getting married.

But she's showing her body like that.

It's okay.

It boosts the sales.

Fine, as long as you're happy.

-I'm off to get food. -Okay.

Lin's free-range chicken.

Chicken gives you beautiful fair skin like mine.

Here you are.

Do more good deeds.

Make a big fortune.

Be safe.

Auntie, it's not Chinese New Year.

Damn.

Stop talking nonsense.

Be safe, healthy and wealthy.

How did you raise your brother?

He always talks nonsense.

I'm sorry.

Young people are ignorant.

The couple's birth dates and times are a good match.

The wedding date is good too.

But...

What?

She's the problem.

Me...

Born in 1986.

Year of the Tiger.

Unmarried.

Groom's elder sister.

She's Tiger Aunt.

On your brother's wedding day,

you must stay away. Or...

-The couple will never stop fighting. -What?

They won't be able to have children. No offspring.

-No, it won't do... -But...

A feng shui master says her room should be used as the bridal room.

Is that okay?

Yes, that's okay.

It means

she has been in the bed before the couple, scaring off all the evil spirits.

Just don't attend the wedding.

Sis.

I don't believe in those things.

At my wedding, you must sit at the head table.

You must be the host.

Tiger Aunt?

Nonsense.

I don't want to cause trouble in your marriage.

Then I won't get married.

I'll keep you company.

Miss.

What?

You'll go blind.

Tiger Aunt.

Please respect my privacy.

You...

Privacy, eh?

Since when do we have privacy in this family?

5, 6, 7, 8.

1, 2, 3, 4.

5, 6, 7, 8.

1, 2, 3, 4.

5, 6, 7, 8.

-You'll go blind if you peek at people. -Shh...

Stop it. Once more.

Okay. 1, 2, 3, 4.

1, 2, 3, 4.

5, 6, 7, 8.

Okay, give me a kiss.

-Okay. -Once more 1, 2, 3, 4.

Auntie, come over, quick.

Come on, quick.

What's up?

I need to collect the eggs.

Come on.

Let me take a picture of you.

What picture?

Where are you going?

Stand still.

I've created an account for you.

What account?

I have an account with the Farmers' Association.

I mean your dating profile.

What? No.

You clearly want it.

No, I don't.

Your name is...

"Salli".

Why "Salli"?

You rear chickens.

There is a famous chicken called "Sally".

Cluck, cluck.

Then I should be called "Cluck-cluck".

"Cluck-cluck" sounds awful.

No one wants to chat with someone called "Cluck-cluck".

You do have a husband?

Yes.

You found him on that?

Yep.

I heard it on the news there are many scammers on the net.

Be careful.

I'll make you younger.

35 years old.

Put 28.

You try to scam people too.

Anyway, see if you like them or not.

If you like him,

press "like".

If you don't like him, like this guy...

He isn't your type...

Press "block".

What do you mean, "block"?

Block... Anyway, it means you don't like him.

Then he won't see you.

You'll be invisible to each other.

Have you met many online friends in person?

Not really.

Did you do things you shouldn't do?

When was your last period?

None of your business!

You're not my mother. Leave me alone.

Anyway, I don't want to be your mom.

EVERY DAY IS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR.

Sweet Potato, look.

Which one?

If I like him, I press "like".

If I don't like him...

HAO 30

Hong of chicken poop, give me a hand.

Hao of tractor horn.

Come on. Careful.

No refund if you drop them dead.

Are there any male chicks among them?

Hard to tell. I've done my best.

A cock can mate with hens.

The hens will be happy. When they're happy, they lay eggs.

Then you'll have chicks right?

Come here.

Here.

This is...

...lemon ice jelly.

Freebies from the Queen of Ice Jelly.

Queen of Ice Jelly...

You fancy her?

Sweet and sour...

Just like the taste of love.

Hao of tractor horn.

You really can't stop boasting.

-I feel... -Um?

The Queen of Ice Jelly fancies me.

-Here is your new home. -Another girl fancies you?

She's pursuing me.

Only two packs?

Nothing for our Princess Chicken?

Now you're in first grade.

Princess Chicken can share a straw with me.

Ask her yourself. See if she's okay with it.

I think your sis fancies me too.

-Or you ask her on my behalf. -No way.

Being too attractive is a problem, you know?

Here.

Take a picture.

YOU'VE GOT A "LIKE".

-Auntie. -What?

You have a lot of grey hair.

Shall I dye your hair for you?

You want to dye it red?

Dye it black.

Who is it?

As a woman, I have my privacy.

Okay.

Fine.

You both keep playing on your phone. I just eat on my own.

Lin Xin-ru.

Yeah?

How good is your English?

I've got translation apps.

Translation apps?

My English is very good. Ask me.

-Really? -Yes.

How to say "gong-wan (meat ball)" in English?

-"Gong-wan"? -Hmm.

This is tough.

"Gong-wan".

I live in Taiwan.

I have a chicken farm in Taiwan.

He?

Seven years old.

My niece found him in a ditch.

Come here, let me see.

Let me see if your eyes are okay.

Good morning.

What's up?

I'm picking eggs.

A hen lays an egg every two days.

But without a rooster,

these eggs won't hatch.

But now...

On our chicken farm, we have a rooster.

You know chickens have night blindness?

They can't see things at night.

Very fresh, eh?

I'll take this one.

Here, all ten dollars each.

Ten dollars each. Thanks.

Now my room is a gallery too.

I'll call you "Martin".

It sounds more international.

MARTIN: EIFFEL TOWER IN PARIS

SALLI: PYLON NEAR MINE

MARTIN: THE SEINE IN PARIS

SALLI: THE BROOK NEAR MINE

MARTIN: SAINTE-CHAPELLE IN PARIS

SALLI: LAND GOD TEMPLE IN TAICHUNG

Do you know...

...chickens are very sensitive to colors?

Especially red.

I...

I like...

...painting.

And listening to music.

Singing.

And you?

Would you like to go to the movies with me?

Hui-jun.

-The feng shui master is here. -Oh.

What are you doing? Come here.

This closet and that closet...swap places.

_Sorry. -Only new clothes in the bridal room.

-Get rid of the old clothes. -Yes, sure.

-What is this? -Leave it to me.

-I asked you to clear them out. -Yes, I'll do.

The bed is in the wrong position.

Put the pillows here.

-Face this way when sleeping? -Yes.

-The painting... -What about the painting?

-Take it off. -Get rid of it.

Leave it to me.

-It's not needed. Take it out. -Okay.

-Put a salt lamp on the bedside table. -Yes, a salt lamp.

Have you heard of beans of five colors?

-How many bowls must we eat? -Not for eating.

They are a decoration.

Remember. Mung beans.

Red beans. Soya beans.

Runner beans. Black beans.

Find a clean glass jar.

Fill it with layers of the beans in that order.

Put it on the bedside table. You must remember it.

Must remember it.

-Lin Wei-hong. -Huh?

Help your sister with it.

My brother is getting married.

But I'm not allowed to attend his wedding.

No.

He'll move to Taipei and open a restaurant.

He wants to sell Taiwanese fried chicken,

sesame chicken, silky chicken.

They'll have a new home of their own.

A life of their own.

One day, she'll leave me too.

Mon poussin.

Mon poussin.

PARIS CITY BREAK

You used my nail polish without telling me.

No wonder I find it going so quickly.

Lin Xin-ru.

Lin Xin-ru.

Auntie, you hooked up with a hot foreign guy.

Give it back to me.

Why didn't you go to school?

-What are you doing here? -I come to check on you.

I'm taking you to school.

No.

If you take me to school,

I'll tell Lin Wei-hong your secret.

-Hey. -Lin Wei-hong, Lin Hui-jun is in love.

Lin Xin-ru, what do you want?

Take me to a place.

Anyway...

Say whatever you wanna say online.

I met my ex-husband only once.

Ex-husband?

You're divorced?

I think he is a catfish.

If he tricks you,

you trick him too.

Just don't give him money.

If he gives you money,

take it.

Then block him.

You can't block everyone.

Why didn't you go to school?

Anyway, no one cares about me.

Good morning Salli.

Sorry.

Where in Paris do you live?

One day...

I'll definitely go to Paris.

Damn.

Why does your chicken taste worse than before?

It rained less this year.

So the guavas are good.

Thank you, Auntie.

I'll go get you some eggs.

Learning flower arrangement?

Hui-jun, you need to boil water for drinking.

I'll do it later.

-Here, eggs. -Okay.

-Come here. -What?

Have a look.

His family is quite well off.

His wife passed away years ago.

-No. -He's from a good family.

Or how about him?

Dunno what's wrong with him.

Never got on with anyone.

Never got married. Brand new.

I won't get on with him either.

Come, here, this guy is younger.

This... He just got divorced.

-He's younger. -No.

Auntie, I don't need it now.

What do you mean you don't need it?

You don't need to get married?

You think I've nothing better to do than intervening in your business?

No, I...

You what?

I've got a boyfriend.

-You've got a boyfriend? -Hmm.

Since when?

Why didn't I know anything about it?

Who is he?

Show me his date and time of birth.

I'll ask the fortuneteller to see if you're a good match.

No date and time of birth. He doesn't live in Taiwan.

-You're going out with a foreigner? -Hmm.

Make sure you're not scammed.

Why would I be scammed?

You know there are so many scammers?

People are tricked into organ harvesting.

Like your elder brother.

He was scammed too.

So he abandoned his family. Even abandoned his daughter.

Just left the girl to you.

Okay, I'm off.

Eat the guavas. Or they'll go soft.

Our Hui-jun has got a boyfriend.

Auntie.

He's a foreigner.

Foreigner?

-Seriously? -Hmm.

-Hui-jun isn't ugly. -Of course not.

But she isn't pretty either.

So, foreigners like chicken farmers?

Can you speak English?

English.

This is a pig ear.

Pig leg.

How much?

Happy birthday.

I won't get pork from you.

Fuck.

Stop bluffing.

Could your sister be scammed?

None of your business.

My sis can do whatever she wants.

Hello.

This guy...ran to the road just now.

Silly. Completely unaware of dangers.

Why are you smiling like that?

Just now in the market...

I heard people say you're in love.

Bravo.

They say he's a foreigner.

It must be really thick, eh?

I mean his skin.

Skin.

Or show me the photo. Let me see if he's hot.

You will have

mixed-race children.

Cool. I can be their godfather.

What's wrong?

-Nothing. -You're laughing at me too.

-How could you do this? -Okay, I'm sorry.

You even catch my pickled cabbage.

I do catch it.

I'm sorry. Or...let me take it home and eat it.

Get off.

You're chasing me out too.

It's all your fault.

Look, people are laughing at me.

Did he ask you for money?

I'm worried...

You might be scammed.

No, I'm not.

He doesn't lie to me.

I'm the one who has been lying.

About what?

I lied that I'm 28.

Lied that I'm good at painting.

The lies I tell him don't concern you.

Have you met him?

No. And you see him as your boyfriend?

You trust him so much?

Don't you watch the news?

Ya-ping also says...

Many scammers online target women like you.

You've saved so much money but don't know how to spend it.

Do you know what he does for a living?

Does he know you're a chicken farmer?

This isn't how we spend our savings.

You want to be in love? That's good.

But in a normal way, please.

We're all very worried about you.

It's for your own good.

Don't you know what you're doing is very dangerous?

Sis.

Take all our parents' money.

If you're worried I'm scammed, take it.

Your love is true love. And my love is abnormal?

I...no...you...

From now on, your money is yours. My money is mine.

I DON'T HAVE MONEY. ARE YOU A LIAR?

Sis.

A typhoon is coming.

Sis.

Bring all these in.

Sis.

Sis.

Sis.

I'll go open the door to the feed storage room.

Come on, quick.

It's okay.

Come here.

Here.

Sis.

Sis, are you alright?

Wei-hong, come help me.

I want to go to Paris.

OFFLINE

Miss Lin, regarding the 300,000...

I'm not scammed. I just need the money.

Do you need a paper bag for it?

Thanks.

Thanks.

Lin Xin-ru.

What? Don't touch my stuff.

-You can't smoke. -What are you doing?

Who taught you to smoke?

You can't smoke.

Then you can't go to Paris either.

You know he's fake, right?

He's just using a handsome guy's photos.

You chat with him cos he's good-looking.

He doesn't love you and you don't love him either.

You're a kid, it's not your business.

Then go to your lover and leave me alone.

I'll leave you alone. Go back to Shanghai. I'm not your mom.

Xin-ru.

Sorry.

Alright, Lin Xin-ru.

Don't be like this.

Adults are all the same.

No...

Come on.

Lin Xin-ru.

TAIWAN TAOYUAN INTERNATINAL AIRPORT

HUI-JUN: TAKE CARE OF XIN-RU WHILE I'M AWAY.

WEI-HONG: DON'T WORRY. LET ME KNOW YOU'RE SAFE IN PARIS.

First trip abroad?

Yeah.

I went to Paris on my first trip abroad too.

And my wallet got stolen.

When you're alone, you must put your bag on your front.

Okay.

What's your name?

I'm Hui-jun.

I'm Mei-yu. Just call me "Mei-yu".

Mei-yu.

Mr. Hong here... Mr. Hong.

Tell you what.

He's been my tour guide for more than ten years.

He's very reliable.

-Yes, you're always safe with me. -Hmm.

Right...Mei-yu.

You won't stay longer on your own again?

-How would I know? -What do you mean?

Anyway, you can stay up to 90 days without a visa.

Who knows if I'll fall in love with someone this time?

Congratulations. After flying for more than ten hours,

we finally arrive in Paris, the city of love.

YOU'VE GOT A "LIKE".

Michael: How are you? I went to Taiwan two years ago. It's beautiful.

I...have come to Paris four times.

Every time I take a picture of Eiffel Tower.

So, when I'm old,

I'll know how many times I've been to Paris

by counting the photos of Eiffel Tower.

Your room number is on the keycard.

Have an early night.

Breakfast at seven tomorrow morning. On the second floor.

Seven o'clock. Have an early night.

Mr. Hong.

-What's up? -Well, can you tell me...

Where is this place?

This place...let me see.

-What are you looking at? -Here, this place...

I would like to go to this gallery.

It's near Moulin Rouge.

-Moulin Rouge. -Thank you, Mei-yu.

-Let me check. -You're welcome.

Moulin Rouge.

-Thanks. -Let me check again.

Everyone, listen.

Where we're standing is the most beautiful bridge over the Seine.

It's called "Pont Alexandre III".

This bridge is a popular dating spot in Paris.

People always come with their loved ones.

No one comes alone.

Hey, are you making fun of me?

Of course not, Mei-yu.

Whenever you're in Paris, men try to chat you up.

I'm sure men will soon start chatting you up.

You must take photos of the bridge.

I am in Paris.

Can I give you the money?

OFFLINE

MON POUSSIN, HOW ARE YOU?

I'm not going back to Taiwan tomorrow.

I...

...got married at the age of 24.

Had my son at 28.

Got divorced at 35.

Since I got divorced,

I've lost count of how many boyfriends I've had.

Because you know...some...

I just slept with them. Not sure...

if I was in love with them.

One day in my forties...

I suddenly realized that

after all, I could

eat on my own,

go shopping on my own,

go to the movies on my own.

I could even travel abroad on my own.

Instead, I feel free and relaxed.

Actually...

you can be happy on your own.

I know you have something on your mind.

But sometimes, you have to find the answer on your own.

We'll soon board the flight back to Taiwan.

Give me your passport. I'll get the boarding pass for you.

-Thanks. -Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Tell me if you want a window or aisle seat.

For the boarding pass.

Where is she going?

She's walked off.

Did Mei-yu tell you some nonsense?

MEI-YU: I TOLD THE LANDLORD YOU'D BE THERE.

THE LANDLORD IS A GOOD-LOOKING GUY.

HUI-JUN: THANK YOU, MEI-YU.

WEI-HONG: SIS, YOU DIDN'T GET ON THE PLANE?

HUI-JUN: @XIN-RU LOOK AFTER SWEET POTATO FOR ME.

XIN-RU: NO.

WEI-HONG: SIS, WON'T YOU BE BACK FOR MY WEDDING?

Hi.

Salli.

-Salli is from Taiwan. -Yeah?

Great. Is she staying at yours?

Yes, she booked the room on Airbnb.

Come over, you guys.

Hi.

Are you a friend of Evan's?

You just arrived?

Ciao.

Are you alright?

Hey, everyone.

Salli.

Fried-eggs with basil.

-Fried-eggs with basil. -Good.

It's really good.

Thank you.

Salli.

I was tricked.

I thought someone loved me.

I was tricked. I thought someone loved me.

How? How is that possible? How?

Look.

Gallery of Dreams.

Yes, we went there a couple of days ago.

Not far from here.

Do you like this painting?

Martin?

THE LIN FAMILY GROUP CHAT

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU.

Salli?

You look even more beautiful than in photos.

What?

My...

My Chinese is bad.

I...I've been to Taipei.

-Taipei. -Taipei, Tainan and Kaohsiung.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Tai...Tainan lots of sweet flavors.

Many sweet things.

-Eat... -Oh, you mean "food".

Yes. I know Kaohsiung is "tai sio".

Me...mmm...home, Taichung.

Now we can talk about it.

-Can I have a bottle of Champagne? -Of course.

Yes.

Are you alright?

I'm not sure...

...if I still want to get married.

Will we meet again?

Thank you, Mon poussin.

Sweet Potato.

Hui-jun.

Bro. I'm back.

Are you tired?

Paris, eh?

Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Xiao-fan.

-Hi...nice to meet you. -My sister-in-law.

-Xiao-fan. -Call her "Francisca".

She's from Shanghai. She studied fashion design.

Very elegant.

Where is your foreign boyfriend?

He's busy.

He didn't come back with me.

-Let me go unpack first. -Sis, let me.

-Xiao-fan, help her. -No, it's heavy.

-No... -It's okay. Let her help you.

It's my home. I'll do it myself.

You're back.

Sis.

Would you be the host of my wedding tomorrow?

I've persuaded Auntie.

Our elder brother is back, let him be the host.

I'm Tiger Aunt. I can't attend.

I... I trust no one but you.

In this family...

You're more qualified than anyone to be the host.

Sis.

Or I won't get married tomorrow...

Here they are. Right on time.

Bring in good luck and big fortune.

Safely marry into the family.

Wealth is passed down the generations.

Talents are born in all generations.

Don't fight with each other.

-Bottoms up! -Yes.

Cheers! Bottoms up!

Next...

I would like to thank

the person

who I'm the most closely related to

my elder sister

Lin Hui-jun.

Sis.

Thank you, thank you.

Today, I'm getting married.

She's the one who has been working the hardest.

She... For this family...

For her little brother...

That's me.

For my happiness,

she's willing to do anything.

Anything she can.

You all know

our parents had passed away.

So...

Since I was ten...

Since I was ten...

Wei-hong.

Stop crying.

Go!

Since...

Since I was ten,

my sister has been looking after me.

When I got bullied at school,

she rushed to the school

and taught them a lesson.

She was very fierce.

So, the person I'm most grateful to is my sister.

She's a good singer and dancer.

Today, we're all having a very good time.

Come on, play the music.

Class 3-5.

Stand up.

I'm so happy, so happy.

After the wedding,

I'll take Xin-ru back to Shanghai.

I think she doesn't like Shanghai.

You want her to stay in the countryside forever?

You'll look after her for the rest of your life?

You want her to call you "Mom"?

Sis. Let me drink a toast to you.

Francisco.

Francisca.

Taiwanese weddings are good fun.

All the night clubs are super cool.

-I go to five or six in a row. -But...

He doesn't let me go.

Ask him to come with you.

Look, he fell asleep like this after drinking.

He's fallen asleep.

Yes.

Hui-jun.

Didn't Xin-ru come back with you?

What?

-Isn't she home? -No.

I thought she was with you.

-Did you see Xin-ru? -No.

Is she sleeping in her room?

I don't know.

You know where she's gone?

No answer?

I don't want to go back with my dad.

I want to live with you.

Wait till you're older.

Then you can decide what you want to do.

Really?

Well, not really.

Like I'd love to be with you guys forever.

But at the end of the day, I'm alone.

Auntie.

It's okay that Martin doesn't love you.

I love you. That's enough.

Did you throw up again?

Okay, have a rest.

-Mr. and Miss Lin, listen... -Call you later.

When the iron door rolls up, look...

You see how light pours in?

-Don't you feel it's so bright in here? -Yes.

You know, finding such a bright place in Taipei isn't easy at all.

What sort of restaurant are you planning?

A restaurant specialized in chicken.

Feel it.

The "chi" energy in this place... You feel it flowing everywhere.

-Yes? -Flowing in every direction.

Use it as the starting point.

I feel once you've got this place,

your dream will come true very soon.

Yes? I happen to have the contract with me today.

Okay, let me count the money first.

You discuss it with each other.

Where did you get all that money from?

What your sis has the most is money.

Sis.

We have a spare room in our new home in Taipei.

Move in with us.

If I don't rear chickens,

where will you get your chicken from?

Er...

Miss and Mr. Lin...

I'm not hurrying you.

But... I think my wasters just broke.

-What? -What?

-Xin-ru has gone back to China? -Yeah.

Hui-jun...

Did you have plastic surgery?

Do I look strange?

Yep.

Prettier. And younger.

Hui-jun.

Are you using any dating app?

Tell you what.

There are so many Lolitas on it, look.

Focus on driving.

I give them "likes" every day. Several likes a day.

I know these young girls are scammers.

They just want my money.

Not my body.

They all refuse to meet me in person.

How about this? Shall I add you as friend on LINE?

Come on.

No.

How long will it take to get to my place?

At this speed, about an hour.

20 km/h.

Dunno what your brother was thinking.

He knows this tractor is slow.

Still, he asked me to pick you up.

But this tractor...

It cost two million dollars.

That makes it a sports car. Right?

Feel it.

The rumbling sound of the engine is very loud.

Dad, Mom, look.

Lin Wei-hong has become a father.

You have a grandson.

To see fall foliage in Canada?

Yes, of course.

Come on.

Here.

SALLI

You know what you can do with watermelon rind?

-Make a hat with it. -Facial mask.

You're so annoying.

My saliva is good for the skin.

Help me.