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Okay, that's it. Gotta go.

Come on, please.

Finish me off.

We'll finish this later when we come back from good retreating. You little

bitch. You always do this to me. I'm gonna find me another roommate.

Come on, let's get dressed.

Hey, anybody?

Is there a doctor in the house?

Hello, Kitty.

You want a trick?

I have tricks.

Hundreds of them.

Come right on in, my little darling.

Oh, if it's okay with you, ma 'am, we just prefer the treat.

But that's exactly what I have in mind.

Come in.

Leave the garbage bags outside.

Make yourselves at home, girls.

Just a fun time.

That's why I told you that the AIDS dog plan really works.

Oh, come on.

Mayor Bone.

A bone for every man and a bone for every... Nah, that's what

Mayor Bone promises.

And that's what mere bones do to living.

Don't you think you ought to put that thing away?

I think you ought to put it where it belongs.

Where's that?

Right here, my little one.

I don't know if that's going to be a good idea. Of course it's a good idea.

Don't be silly.

Mere bones.

There's a lonely snatch here that means a bone.

Do something.

Quick! Where?

Right here.

Oh. Move it to the side. Okay. Move it over to the side. Let me take a peek.

Oh.

Come on!

What a lovely little boneyard up there.

Tell me something.

Has anyone been laid to rest in that little peaceful terrain you have?

I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.

Well, if there hasn't been a bone for your snot, I'm going to have to give you

one, won't I?

Do you have to? Yeah.

Follow me to the bone booth.

And now, my little lovely, for that juicy treat I promised you,

come with me.

Okay, girls.

The object of this game is to guess what cock belongs to which guy.

We can do whatever we want with the dicks.

Fuck it, suck it, pinch it, stroke it, whatever.

Then we're going to write down who belongs to what dick.

Dick number one, dick number two, or dick number three.

Oh.

I don't think this room is being used.

What are they doing?

It's just a little game they're playing.

Have you ever played it?

That card.

I don't think so. It doesn't look familiar to me.

It looks sort of nasty.

It's not nasty.

it will come.

We'll have to find another room.

I'll say.

This one is obviously taken.

I wonder what happened to Carol.

Welcome to the bone booth.

Now why don't you prepare your little snacks with some big bone stuff.

I don't know about this. I've never played this game for Halloween before.

You sure it's okay?

I'm not sure it's okay.

They wouldn't make me mayor if it wasn't, would they?

You really a mayor?

Yes, I am.

Mayor Bones.

Why don't you remove some of that clothing so I can give you the bone?

Well, okay.

Just this once.

But don't tell anyone, okay?

lonely little creature.

Get ready for the boning of your life.

You see, the dick bone's connected to the dick bone, and the dick bone's gonna

bone you.

I don't know.

Now, you know anything about it?

You ready?

Yeah. Ready for it? Yeah.

At last, my pretty pumpkin, we've found an empty room.

I'm not sure about this.

Where's my treat?

I'll get you your treat.

Oh, you're painting.

to suck your boobies.

Do you want this to pop up by itself?

No, just knock your fingers.

What are you doing?

I put a good dog here. You just only made a bone for nothing.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Probably found the bone of her dream.

Well, I'm going to go find her right now.

Well, I'm going back to the party.

You'll find me and probably her.

I need a naughty girl panic right away.

A terribly naughty girl.

Will you do it?

Sorry, Nerd Tinkerbell. I've had my share of naughty girls for one night. In

fact, I had another.

I think I just cute.

Mr. Thugster.

Yes, sweetheart.

What do you want?

You don't like a hired killer?

Are you one?

That's the game plan, baby.

Well,

You know, whatever you say.

A man has been kind of an actual alien.

Give you some practice.

Come over here, honey.

Bad girl.

Bad girl. Bad girl. Bad girl.

People are working.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I'd like to watch her eat me.

Yeah.

UGH!

some of the other guests.

My Bonnie lies over the sea.

My Bonnie lies over the ocean. And bring back my Bonnie to me.

I think we ought to get the hell out of here. Me too.

Come on.

Oh no,

we're right back where we started.

I think we better get out of here.

Treaters, why don't you join the party?

Oh, is that what that is?

Looks like a pretty strange party to me.

Looks like they're having a lot of fun. I think we better be going.

Nonsense.

Have some fun.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Good boy.

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Oh.

How did my little trick -or -treaters like their treats?

I never had a treat like this before, ever.

Me neither.

You sort of have something else in mind, like candy, as far as a treat goes.

Yeah.

Candy, hmm.

Kinky.

I'll have to try that sometime.

Well, we gotta be going.

I suppose so.

But the night is still young.

It's only about 5 .30.

Well, thanks a whole bunch.

Yeah,

thanks a lot. It was terrific.

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