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Okay, and we're here, and I have a new model, and your name is Mackenzie?

Yeah. And how old are you?

22.

Okay, and where did I meet you?

Cedar Rapids.

At?

Woody's. But it was like an amateur night.

Yeah, an amateur night.

So how did you do in the contest?

Oh, I did pretty good. I won.

Yeah, well, that's about as good as...

Did they offer you a job?

Yeah, they offered me a job.

Okay, but you don't currently work there?

No, no. And you never actually did go to work there? Did you consider maybe

dancing down there?

I considered it, yeah.

Okay. So what made you do the amateur night?

Just out of random, one of my friends asked me to come to the club with them,

and they talked me into auditioning.

Through the amateur night.

Okay. So was it pretty hard? Did they have to work on you?

Or did they just say, hey, we want to see you naked and this is a perfect

example? I mean, it wasn't hard or anything.

I mean... All right.

So did you go there planning on being in the contest?

Mm -mm.

Okay. All right. Well, like I said, I seen you up on the stage and like...

this girl's got a great ass. We need to go talk to her, see if she'll shoot.

Have you ever been in that club before?

No, that was actually my first time going there.

Okay, all right.

Have you ever been naked in public before, before that?

No.

Okay, actually that...

That amateur night that I seen you at was a full nude contest, and you didn't

drop your bottoms, and you still won. Yeah. So I actually haven't even seen

naked yet.

Yeah. So, anyways,

considering the fact that I haven't even seen you naked, and what was it, two

months ago when I seen you last? Something like that? Like October?

Yeah.

Okay.

Can you stand up for me once?

And the one camera obviously doesn't go back.

Can you get it to wiggle?

All right.

And moon me once.

Okay, now point your butt out at me more.

Take your legs a little bit wider.

Okay, now grab your butt.

Kind of, yeah, just be like that.

Slap it.

All right, turn around. Let's see. Are you bald? Do you shave?

Bald. I shave.

And if I remember right, I told you the hair would be cool.

And then, yep.

But... All right, let me go up a little bit closer.

Okay, and it looks... It looks very freshly shaven. And

no, I don't see...

Razor rash.

It doesn't look all beat up and look like roast beef.

Why don't you actually just get rid of the shirt and drop the drawers.

And you still got the socks on.

You can leave the socks on if you want.

I don't have the heater on in this room, so.

And then can you give me like a little spin type?

All right. And I'm like putting stupid stuff in them.

Um, what about, uh, so this is the first time you've ever had anything naked

of you?

I mean.

Like boyfriend and stuff? You got boobs?

I think I was like in seventh, eighth grade.

Okay. When they finally started coming out.

So, uh, how old were you when you figured out you could get free shit by

them?

I think I was 16.

16? Yeah. Okay.

What about an ideal date?

An ideal date?

I like to go out to eat, go to the movies, you know, a normal date.

It would be cool to, I don't know, do something spontaneous, like, I don't

like skydiving, you know? Skydiving. Like a date that nobody really goes on.

Okay. Oh, shit.

Well, what about, like,

for, like, ideal date, do you like guys, girls, both?

I just like guys, yeah.

You don't like girls?

I think girls are attractive, but I've never been with one.

Never been with one? Yeah.

Have you ever wanted to?

Not really.

So I can't find, like, some hot girl and have you?

I mean.

I could, you know. I just never thought about it, you know.

So, basically what you're saying is if I find one of your good -looking friends

and she's okay with it, you'll be interested?

Yes. Okay. As long as that's very fucking new.

Okay.

What about guys?

What kind of guys do you like?

Tall,

dark, and handsome.

Okay.

So.

Like old guys, young guys, rich guys, bad boys.

Pretty much everything you just said.

So like a 75 -year -old dude with like welfare and 27 kids?

No.

No, no. Not 27 kids.

But the 67 -year -old dude's okay?

You're looking at me like you want to throw something at me.

Okay. Can I get you to sit just a little bit more, Spread Eagle?

Yeah.

So, what turned you on?

When... Multi -orgasmic?

You can get off more than once?

Yep.

What's your record?

Five. That's about it.

Five. Five and how long?

It was probably about an hour we were going.

About an hour.

What's your favorite position?

I like to be on top.

Okay. So you like to be in charge?

Yeah.

What about, do you like your nipples bit, pinched, that kind of stuff?

No. I mean, I like my nipples being stuck on and stuff.

but I don't like the pinching.

Okay, so you don't like the getting kind of slapped around or dirty talk or

anything like that?

Okay.

What about penis size? Does that matter?

I mean, I don't think the penis size matters. It's just they got to know how

use it, you know, work it, I guess.

Okay.

So...

Speaking of that, do you like smaller or bigger or it doesn't matter?

I mean, I don't like too big because then I'm going to be in a lot of pain.

I don't like big, you know, just normal size.

Normal size? Okay, so I didn't even... Actually, why don't you... Can you,

spread yourself open once?

Let's see if you're...

Yeah, you're not big.

I got a few goofy words for you, some terms. Do you know what a

batwing is?

Batwing is kind of like what you just did.

Scoot a little bit more forward.

And then what I want you to do is kind of put your legs up towards the top of

the chair or towards on the chair. Yeah, just like that.

Okay, now lean backwards at me.

And then what I want you to do is take the knees wide.

Now take and grab the lips and pull open.

And pull out and away from you.

Out and away?

Yeah. Like this?

Yeah, but pull out, like away from your body.

It sounds dumb.

See, it doesn't shake very much.

Actually, I kind of like that because that means it's not all fat.

Is your butt hard?

I mean, it's firm. It's not all flabby. Yeah, it's firm.

Yeah, it's not.

Most of the girls that can do the twerking, they just got a sloppy ass.

sorry. I don't see a sloppy ass.

Okay.

What about sit back in the chair?

Let me see how flexible you are. Can you get a foot behind your head?

No. Try it.

Yeah, you can pretty much almost do that.

Try it with both legs.

With both.

I'm going to fall.

Yeah,

I can't do that.

Okay, try it with one then. Or try it with both.

Was that your knee that just popped?

No, that was the chair.

Oh, see, now you're breaking shit.

Yeah, that's as far as it's going to go. So you don't do the Bugs Bunny?

I've never even heard of the Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny is when you're getting kind

of like missionary and they pin your feet back by your head so they look like

rabbit ears?

No.

Okay.

Do you masturbate?

No. No?

Not very often or no, not at all?

Not at all.

But you have before, right?

No?

No.

Okay.

So you don't have any toys at home then?

No.

Well,

I've got like a big bag of toys over here.

I think we need to like enlighten you.

Okay. Okay, you down with that?

Okay.

Okay, so we're going to find like the biggest.

And the ones that, you know, the ones that plug in the wall, 220.

And you say you've never done anal before?

And you say you've never had two guys at the same time, so obviously

you've never done, like, double penetration or anything.

Let's see.

What is...

Do you have any sexual fantasies?

I don't know.

I haven't really thought about that.

So you don't have, like, anything where you've thought about, like, your perfect

booty call or nothing?

I've always wanted to have sex with Obama.

Obama, like the... The president.

Why?

I don't know. He's kind of hot.

You're crazy.

I think you were probably the only girl in the world that might think that right

now.

I think it's kind of goofy looking myself.

So what, you'd like to get nailed on the desk in the Oval Office?

Yeah, that'd be cool.

With a press conference going on?

Live on C -SPAN?

Okay. Alright, well, you say that you're willing to...

Try my big bag of tricks over here.

Okay, well, why don't I stop this part, and let's see if we can't find you

a toy. And you say you've never used a toy.

Never. Never, ever.

Okay, well, why don't we try to find something that might fit, or three or

and we will come back.

Try to get that. Is that cool?

All right.

Why don't you tell everybody who you are real quick?

Hi, I'm Mackenzie.

Okay, and you're how old?

22.

All right. Well, I suppose we will make somebody come back to watch the next

video for you to try a toy for the first time.

Is that cool?

Yeah.