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Dad?
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"Did that kid just say 'Dad'?"
Toni thought to himself.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Uh… I'm your son.
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"Did that kid just say, 'I'm your son'?"
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Um, are you slow,
or do you just panic about everything?
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Kid,
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out of the road!
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Both, I guess.
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-Do you know where your parents are?
-Well, you're here, and Jana is gone.
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Oh, you're Jana's kid, okay.
I don't know what she said,
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but I'm not your father.
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-You are.
-I'm not.
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-You are.
-I'm not!
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He is.
This is Toni's son, Charly Schrammel.
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CRAP HAPPENS
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VERONICA FERRES
COMPREHENSIVE SCHOOL
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THE ONLY SCHOOL IN SCHITTEN
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Charly Schrammel, a 7th grader
at Veronika Ferres Middle School
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in Schitten-on-Havel,
was a happy kid.
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Hi.
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Maybe the happiest kid in all of Schitten.
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Hi!
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Good morning.
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Charly loved going to school.
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GERMAN
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If Veronica Ferres has four apples
and shares them fairly among six children,
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how much does each get?
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He loved Veronica Ferres studies.
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However the Shining Sun
Veronica Ferres happens to feel about it.
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That's what's fair.
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Our Shining Sun, Veronica Ferres.
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Our Shining Sun.
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Take out your geometry books.
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Today, we're studying the angles
Veronica Ferres finds beautiful.
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Yeah!
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SCHEDULE
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And he loved music.
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SCHOOL BAND PRACTICE
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He loved spending his afternoons
playing in the school band…
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…which was run
by Toni's old school friend, Paule.
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Love hurts
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Love scars
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Love wounds and marks
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Take a lot of pain
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Oh, take a lot of pain
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Love is like a cloud
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Causing a lot of rain…
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Charly was on a high.
Everything was amazing right now
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because Charly was in love.
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In love with…
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Love hurts
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Um, no.
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In love with Sascha.
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Sascha.
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It was that kind of all-consuming love
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you only feel when you're 13.
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Consume me, oh, love.
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Fuck my life, that was so good.
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Band practice is over.
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And tonight, it was finally happening.
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At 9:00, they were finally going to kiss.
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Still up for tonight?
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Of course I am, yeah.
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"Nothing is going to spoil
my good mood today."
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That's what Charly promised himself.
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VOTE FERRES
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Charly believed some people
are simply meant to be together.
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His grandpa and grandma, for example,
were together for 70 years.
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They even worked next door to each other.
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He was a hairdresser,
she was a funeral director.
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Charly inherited their tandem bicycle,
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and his responsibility-loving mother Jana…
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Responsibility rules.
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…took over both businesses
after her parents died.
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She tore down the wall between them,
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and Fune-Hair-Al Parlor was a hit.
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Such a big hit
that Charly had to help her out.
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Every weekday, without fail,
he washed Gossip Gabi's curls…
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Is that okay?
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Mm. Good.
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…and Body-shaming Babsi's curls.
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-Hello.
-Hi.
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I have an appointment.
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Tint or tragedy, my friend?
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Um…
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Tragedy, I'm afraid.
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-Sorry to hear it.
-I'm sorry.
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Please have a seat.
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Everything was in perfect balance.
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SCHITTEN COURIER
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-Until…
-Did you hear that Wera's son…
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God rest her soul… is in Schitten?
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-No, Toni?
-Yes.
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Who's that?
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Toni Fleischer.
He's some kind of "repper."
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I have no idea what that is,
but he got fat doing it.
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Oh, Jana, are you two
back to bumping boots?
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She wants to know
if you two had sex again.
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Like on Wera's birthday. Ow!
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So sorry.
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You mean that time when
Jana and Toni got busy in a golden Trabi
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on Wera's 50th birthday?
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I remember. Oh, my, my, my, my, my.
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My goodness, that was
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14 years ago.
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Fourteen years.
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-Fourteen years.
-How time flies.
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You're a spitting image
of that fat old blimp, aren't you?
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He looks just like him.
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One moment.
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So this is my father?
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-Mm.
-A rapper?
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Mm-hmm.
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Nice!
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Mm…
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-He know about me?
-No.
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-I wanna meet him.
-Why? What for?
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-'Cause he's my papa?
-Don't call him that.
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Mama?
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-Hmm?
-I just wanna meet him, all right?
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You don't need that right now.
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At this point,
they dive into a complex discussion
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about the performative
construction of fatherhood
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and the appeal of parenting models
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outside heteronormative
frameworks of individuality.
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FERRES CAUSEWAY
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But let's be real, you probably forgot
how the sentence started.
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Yep. So let's skip ahead.
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THREE (EMOTIONALLY COMPLEX) HOURS LATER
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And everyone…
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Everyone else at school has a father,
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-I'm the only one who--
-Cut the act!
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-I will go see him.
-You won't.
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-I will.
-You won't.
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You've left me with no choice, then.
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No.
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Oh!
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Please.
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Come on. That's it.
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Okay, you get the idea. Moving forward.
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14 BREATHLESS MINUTES LATER
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You drive me crazy!
You're being so difficult!
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You wanna meet him, do ya?
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And that's when Jana reluctantly accepted
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that her son had a right
to make his own mistakes.
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Fine.
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I knew that this day would come, actually.
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It's all in there.
Fresh clothes for a week, a toothbrush,
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and a pocket knife.
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And this is for me.
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Why?
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He won't take care of you
if he can help it.
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He's probably trying to leave town
as we speak.
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So what's your plan?
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We'll force him.
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Sounds like fun.
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FLEISCHER 24-HOUR TOWING SERVICE
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I think.
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What? You stay out of this.
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Get lost!
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What a stubborn kid!
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Listen up, kid.
I'm a rapper, okay? I know the game.
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You saw me at the funeral and you thought,
"Oh, Toni, such a swaggy dude."
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"He's got everything I want.
He's cool, with his gold chains
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and his cool drip and shit."
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"I'mma get some money out of him
for… licorice."
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Licorice? How old do you think I am?
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Yeah, or fentanyl,
whatever you kids are into these days.
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The thing is…
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I mean, I'm too broke to help you out.
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Brokest rapper ever.
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"Brokest" isn't a real word, Papa.
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I'm… I'm not your papa! You can't
just go around saying shit like that!
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Aw!
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Take care.
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-Ah!
-Oh my God, you have a tiny duck?
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Dude, just get out of here!
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But I…
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My mommy left…
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…without a word, just like that.
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And I'm really hungry, and…
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I brought you a little present.
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Ugh.
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THE BEST DAD (IN SCHITTEN-ON-HAVEL)
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Well, it's too early to say that, maybe,
but I'm feeling pretty optimistic.
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Okay, that's enough. You win, kid.
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Here, my last ten euros.
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-Happy now?
-I don't want your money.
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-You do.
-All right.
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Now get out.
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I'm off to Berlin, and I'm losing time.
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So, that wasn't ideal, but, oh well.
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"Nothing is going to spoil
my good mood today."
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Okay.
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Toni was glad
he finally got rid of that weird kid.
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But then he started having doubts.
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"Could that really be my son?
I mean, yeah, the math is right,
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but Jana and I definitely used protection
when we had sex in that golden Trabi."
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"Right?"
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She didn't leave him, okay?
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Why would she leave her kid like that?
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He is not my son.
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I don't have a son.
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Can we please not talk about this?
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I need to concentrate.
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No more distractions.
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ONLY ROAD TO BERLIN
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He needs to write.
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All right, let's focus.
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The beat?
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Still there.
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The flow? Still there.
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Now just stay on it.
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And the lyrics…
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God.
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Papa!
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Papa!
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Ugh.
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Why won't you take care of me, Papa?
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Meeting you was a disappointment,
and you're a bad rapper.
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Papa.
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You can't just lie on the road like that.
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I always do everything wrong.
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Here's your ticket. You better pay it.
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Next time, make sure
you have a permit, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, what the hell happened?
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AN HOUR EARLIER
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If I should be
throwing myself in front of a truck,
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probably one hauling dolls
on the country road right now,
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then give me a sign, sweetheart.
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Papa.
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I need your mother.
I can't live without her!
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I have to join her!
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Wera! I'm coming!
237
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:54,125
Tow that thing, Kaia's waiting.
238
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,166
What? No. I'm going to Berlin.
239
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,708
-That soon?
-Yeah.
240
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:00,916
-Rave?
-Uh… Rave?
241
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,375
No. I have to write songs.
242
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,083
I got a great opportunity.
The chance of a lifetime.
243
00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:08,166
Cool. First you bring that truck back,
then you rave.
244
00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:11,291
-I'm not going to rave.
-You people are filthy.
245
00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:16,291
And take Johnny with you!
246
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,333
JUNKYARD 2.5 MILES
247
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,625
-Johnny.
-Yes?
248
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:27,458
Cry quietly.
249
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,833
Okay.
250
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,166
JUNKYARD
DRIVING SCHOOL
251
00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:00,333
Kaia, can you pick up the pace?
252
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:02,833
Yeah, okay.
253
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,750
All right, let's have a look
at this little , shall we?
254
00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,958
Can I sit down and write somewhere?
It's urgent.
255
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:12,000
You just wanna off, don't you?
Fine. Just do it.
256
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,250
Step into my office.
257
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,083
This family is insane. Jesus.
258
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:26,125
Okay, let's write a hit,
right here, right now.
259
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,041
Beat? Check.
260
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,291
Flow? Check.
261
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,750
Now focus on the lyrics.
262
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:44,166
Uh. Check, check. 'Kay, hear me out.
263
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,208
Shit!
264
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,166
Shit, shit, shit!
265
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:54,666
All gone.
266
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:56,958
Ugh!
267
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,625
Uh!
268
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,041
Ow…
269
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:14,916
Ahh…
270
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,416
-Oh, teddy bear.
-Ahh…
271
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,166
I invited the family over for dinner
272
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,458
to apologize for
all the stress I caused today.
273
00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:23,750
Are you, uh, coming too?
274
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:24,916
I'm not hungry.
275
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,291
Uh…
276
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,708
I'm making Königsberg meatballs.
277
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,250
Fuck it, I'm in.
278
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:34,833
Yeah-- Oh. I thought…
279
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,583
The whole family at one table.
280
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,625
Wera would've been so elated.
281
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,916
You cry, you're out of here, Johnny.
Back to your spot.
282
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,833
Bon appétit.
283
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:56,375
Königsberg meatballs!
284
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,250
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
285
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,916
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
286
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,416
-Mm-hmm.
-Mmm.
287
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,791
What's up with your hair today?
288
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,958
-Something's different.
-Mmm.
289
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:07,958
Mama.
290
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,916
-Mmm.
-Aunt Karo looks like dad's armpit,
291
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
and it's grossing me out.
292
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,208
Mm-hmm?
293
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,083
-I'm calling my doll "Baby Karo."
-Papa.
294
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,666
No, your doll's name is Jörg.
You don't wanna make Papa sad.
295
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,875
Hey, didn't you have a hair appointment?
296
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,375
Yeah, but Jana's not there.
297
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,583
Not there?
298
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,416
What do you mean?
299
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,500
Disappeared. Gone. The salon's closed.
300
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,125
You just get out of here!
301
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,083
My mom left, so I have to stay with you.
302
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,458
Get lost!
303
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:34,500
Since the tender age of four,
304
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:38,333
Königsberg-style meatballs
had been Toni's third favorite food.
305
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,958
But he had a bit of a quirk.
306
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,208
Whenever Toni had a guilty conscience…
307
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,583
You have a guilty conscience.
308
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,083
…he just couldn't get a bite down.
309
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,333
Nah, don't be silly.
310
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:49,583
Then eat.
311
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,250
It just wasn't possible.
312
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,500
Eat.
313
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,500
Papa, I told you so.
314
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,666
Mommy's really gone, and I'm hungry.
315
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,500
Ah, damn!
316
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,041
Bring me food.
317
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,916
Gun!
318
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:21,458
Toni, what have you done?
319
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,208
I knew you were gonna change your mind.
320
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,583
Come on, I'll show you my room.
321
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,625
Actually, I just wanted
to bring you some food.
322
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:50,750
Oh.
323
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,250
I'm not hungry.
324
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,333
It's Königsberg meatballs.
325
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,250
Fuck it. Count me in.
326
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,708
Where did Jana go?
327
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:08,666
And for how long?
328
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,291
Kid, you can't just sit back
and shrug your shoulders all day.
329
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,000
Oh my God!
330
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:20,833
I came home from school,
and she was gone, I mean, just like that.
331
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,208
And did you try calling her or something?
332
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,208
The person you are trying to reach
is unavailable.
333
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,541
Come on, she had to have said something.
334
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:31,875
Just that you're my papa.
335
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:35,041
-No, that's bullshit. I would know.
-How?
336
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,250
A man can sense these things.
337
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,583
Well, anyway.
338
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,583
-Enjoy.
-Mm.
339
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,541
Whoa.
340
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:20,541
We're not exactly the same.
341
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,916
That doesn't mean anything.
342
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,250
Are you gonna take care of me?
343
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,916
I can't even manage
to take care of my laundry.
344
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:34,708
But somebody has to take care of me.
345
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,625
Sorry, who is this little ?
346
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,500
-This is Charly.
-His son.
347
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,916
Your son?
348
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,958
Uh, supposedly.
349
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:51,250
Charly is Jana's kid.
Jana just disappeared and left him alone.
350
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,291
I have three cousins?
351
00:19:55,666 --> 00:19:57,833
Four. The eldest isn't here.
352
00:19:57,916 --> 00:20:01,041
Well, then.
Charly, family, family, Charly.
353
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,041
I'm Charly.
354
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,125
Bye now.
355
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,500
What?
356
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,583
Charly, kids… Go play.
357
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:07,791
Yes!
358
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,333
Toni, sit down.
359
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,083
-Yay!
-Go play, then.
360
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:17,958
Where are you going?
361
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,041
Berlin.
362
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,875
The chance of a lifetime and all that?
363
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:23,000
What?
364
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:26,208
Jana's the one who left,
it's not my fault, is it?
365
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,500
Go full manhunt if you have to.
366
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:28,708
If I have to?
367
00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:30,833
Yeah, Interpol or whatever.
368
00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:34,375
Well, if anyone loves a manhunt, I do.
369
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,000
She loves manhunts, all right.
370
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,375
Mmm.
371
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,708
I really love manhunts.
372
00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:41,625
But…
373
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:49,166
As an adult in full possession
of her mental and physical faculties,
374
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,958
Jana has the legal right
to choose where she wants to be,
375
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:55,000
as long as Charly has
a caregiver to take care of him.
376
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,416
And in this situation,
that's you, Toni Fleischer.
377
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,041
And I will not allow you
to leave this poor little boy alone.
378
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,000
Nancy…
379
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,708
I have to get going now.
380
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,500
Don't you have anything to say?
381
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,416
I'm with Nancy. Brother, you're a little .
382
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,333
Karo.
383
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:20,166
Remember when tequila was,
like, "the drink" for about five minutes?
384
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,791
In that tiny window,
Jana let it slip to Karo
385
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,625
in a tequila haze
that Toni is Charly's dad.
386
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:27,625
And Karo had to promise
never to say a word.
387
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:31,416
But Police Chief Inspector
Nancy Bärbel Fleischer
388
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,458
always knew when someone had a secret.
389
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:35,083
So you were aware of all of this?
390
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,833
And you never said anything?
391
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,708
Yeah, I'm not a damn snitch.
392
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,458
Yeah, that tracks.
393
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,250
Perfectly logical.
394
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,291
Fleischers never snitch!
395
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,041
But anyway, that's awesome.
396
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,666
So Karo can look after him now.
397
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:52,541
No, that's your responsibility.
398
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:55,833
Well, let's assume… he's really my son.
399
00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:59,833
Which one of you actually thinks
I'd be a decent father figure?
400
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,041
Charly thought so.
401
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,666
Someone who grew up in such a cool house
402
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,625
with such a cool family
could only be cool.
403
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,541
Cool.
404
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,958
-Hello.
-Hi.
405
00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:29,541
-Hm?
-What're you doing here all alone?
406
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,708
They kicked me out
because I was crying too loudly for them.
407
00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,791
Mm…
408
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:38,166
You're the kid
who played at Wera's funeral.
409
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,458
That was lovely.
410
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,458
What are you doing here?
411
00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:45,708
I think he's trying to get rid of me,
but I'm actually Toni's son.
412
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,916
Mm. He didn't tell me that.
413
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,166
I'm his daddy.
414
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,541
Cool. Hi, Grandpa.
415
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,125
Huh… Huh…
416
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,375
Grandpa?
417
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,791
None of Nancy's daughters
has ever called me Grandpa, actually.
418
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:04,166
I'm so happy I could cry!
419
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,541
That's so nice!
420
00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:09,000
Grandpa! Grandpa!
421
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:12,958
That was beautiful!
422
00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:20,166
That didn't go as planned.
Toni's about to leave.
423
00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,833
Charly was down to his last option.
424
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:27,833
So he used the most cunning,
most manipulative,
425
00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:31,125
and only real weapon a child possesses.
426
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:40,250
And it worked.
427
00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:49,500
In that moment, as they hugged,
428
00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:53,458
Toni felt affection
and a sense of responsibility.
429
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:57,000
-And a little bit of hunger.
-Okay.
430
00:23:57,875 --> 00:23:59,375
I'm staying. You can live with me.
431
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,500
Yes!
432
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:02,541
-Until Jana's back, then I'm gone.
-Cool.
433
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:05,083
-But it's writing time.
-Check.
434
00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:07,291
Now give me my ten back,
you little scrounger.
435
00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,708
Aww…
436
00:24:13,791 --> 00:24:16,166
And now let's go party, you !
437
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:25,541
Yeah!
438
00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:48,791
And that's one more ticket.
439
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,416
Whoo!
440
00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:13,500
Everything was going
just how Jana planned.
441
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:14,791
Is it all going as planned?
442
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:16,833
Mm-hmm. They're all really, really great.
443
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,583
-Even Toni?
-Mm-hmm.
444
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,375
So, are you meeting
your girlfriend tonight?
445
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:22,416
Yeah.
446
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,333
-Still don't wanna tell me who she is?
-Mm-mm.
447
00:25:24,416 --> 00:25:26,750
Just like you still won't tell me
about where you went.
448
00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:29,041
-Right.
-Salud, señora Jana.
449
00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,000
Snuggle bug, gotta go.
450
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:31,500
-You take care, okay?
-Okay, yeah.
451
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,000
-I love you.
-Love you too.
452
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:34,291
-Bye.
-See you!
453
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,916
So far, the day was a solid 12 out of ten.
454
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:41,166
I have to go.
455
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,916
And the best was yet to come.
456
00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:48,000
Papa? Uh, I gotta go,
but I'll be back by ten.
457
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,166
Not a minute later.
458
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,375
Whatever.
459
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:52,375
Later.
460
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:56,416
And that's when it hit Toni…
461
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,625
"I'm a dad."
462
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,041
Closely followed by,
"So how does one 'dad'?"
463
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,208
Toni never wanted to be a dad.
And he had to write,
464
00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:06,583
but now there was
nothing left in his head.
465
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,833
No lyrics. No beat.
466
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,916
Just… "Papa."
467
00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:21,000
Charly's day didn't exactly
end on a high note either.
468
00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:24,000
Scene of the crime,
Schitten's iconic make-out spot.
469
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,875
Time of the crime, 8:59 p.m.
470
00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:29,916
Seriously, Mom. You're all
such a pain when you're together.
471
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:34,583
No, you don't have to come by
to check his papers, are you crazy?
472
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:37,958
Mom? I really have to hang up now, okay?
473
00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:42,208
-Hi.
-Hi.
474
00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:43,416
Okay.
475
00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:56,125
It's nine on the dot.
476
00:26:58,041 --> 00:26:59,083
Let's go.
477
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,541
-Mm?
-Mm.
478
00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:27,458
-Wow.
-Wow.
479
00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:30,875
How was your day?
480
00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:33,250
I finally know who my dad is.
481
00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:37,125
And not just that. I have a grandpa,
and I have four cousins.
482
00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:40,750
And then there's Aunt Karo
and Aunt Kaia and Aunt Nancy.
483
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,583
-What?
-And a grandma, but she's already dead.
484
00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:43,500
What?
485
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,541
This Aunt Nancy?
486
00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:51,166
Why do you have a photo of her?
487
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,750
This is my mother.
488
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,125
D-does that mean we're…
489
00:27:58,291 --> 00:27:59,458
Yeah, we're cousins.
490
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:05,000
-I have three cousins?
-Four.
491
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,166
The eldest isn't here.
492
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:11,041
Ah, gotta love small-town Germany.
493
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:17,000
VOTE FERRES & WIN
494
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:20,375
SCHITTEN
WE ARE FAMILY
495
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:32,083
"Nothing is going to spoil
my good mood today."
496
00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:34,875
Coolest day of my life.
497
00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,166
Love hurts
498
00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:44,625
Love scars
499
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:47,958
Love wounds
500
00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,291
And marks
501
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,166
Any heart
502
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:57,041
Not tough
503
00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:02,916
Or strong enough
504
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,291
To take a lot of pain
505
00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:08,791
Take a lot of pain
506
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,333
Love is like a cloud
507
00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:15,458
Holds a lot of rain
508
00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:17,958
Love hurts
509
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:24,583
-Ooh-ooh, love hurts
-Ooh-ooh, love hurts
510
00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:32,958
I'm young, I know
511
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:38,625
But even so
512
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:45,458
I know a thing or two
513
00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:50,583
I learned from you
514
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:54,458
I really learned a lot
515
00:29:54,541 --> 00:29:56,791
Really learned a lot
516
00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:59,791
Love is like a flame
517
00:30:00,541 --> 00:30:03,333
Burns you when it's hot
518
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:06,041
Love hurts
519
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:12,625
Ooh-ooh, love hurts
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