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[ Rory ]:
Previously on Gilmore Girls:

- You're an amazing woman.
- Thank you for noticing.

What exactly is going on
between you two?

- We're friends, that's it.
- You're idiots, the both of you.

I have to get to the bus stop.
Dean's meeting me there.

But I'm trying to talk
to you about this.

You sneaking around behind my back
buying somebody else's strawberries?

I needed the strawberries.

I get jealous sometimes.

I mean, you seem to have
this really great life going,

and I don't really fit in there.

Lane, I'm so sorry.

I've been the
worst friend lately.

- A zucchini tush?
- Just a temporary name.

You want me to serve my customers
a genetically engineered vegetable

that's named
after a butt?

So once you get settled with Dean,
do you think you could ask him about Todd?

Oh, absolutely.

When did you become
the relationship expert?

You haven't been in a
relationship in years.

Wow.

I'm not even gonna
charge you for these.

I would rather starve myself
than know that my food was paid for

by the lowered expectations
of the American public.

- Jackson?
- What?

Would you like to go
to dinner sometime...with me?

Okay.

[ alarm clock ringing ]

Mom!

♪ [ "Earn Enough For Us"
by XTC playing ]

♪ I've been praying
all the week through ♪

♪ At home, at work,
and on the bus ♪

♪ I've been praying
I can keep you ♪

♪ And to earn enough for us ♪

♪ I can take humiliation ♪

♪ And hurtful comments
from the boss ♪

♪ I'm just praying
by the weekend ♪

♪ I can earn enough for us ♪

♪ I'm just praying
by the weekend ♪

♪ I can earn enough for us ♪

♪ If you're out on the road ♪

♪ And I'll be there
on the next train ♪

♪ Where you lead,
I will follow ♪

♪ Anywhere
that you tell me to ♪

♪ If you need,
you need me to be with you ♪

♪ I will follow ♪

♪ Where you lead ♪

♪ I will follow anywhere ♪

♪ That you tell me to ♪

♪ If you need ♪

♪ You need me to be with you ♪

♪ I will follow
where you lead ♪♪

Wow. You went
new-CD crazy.

They just had an
amazing selection today.

The Best of Blondie, Kraftwerk,
Young Marble Giants,

Yoko Ono. Really?

A very misunderstood artist.
The Beatles would've broken up anyway.

Have you shared this
theory with anyone?

I know it, Yoko knows it. Sean knows it.
Julian's in denial, but what can you do?

Okay, I must listen to anyone
named Claudine Longet.

[ music starts ]

- Rory.
- Yes, Lane?

- I have a favor to ask you.
- Uh-huh.

- Well, you know Dean?
- My boyfriend?

- Yes. - Yes, I do.
- Okay.

Remember I was telling you
about his friend, Todd?

Todd? Yes.

- Have you met him?
- No.

- Well, he's cool.
- Good.

- Really cool.
- Good again.

- Really, really cool.
- Good still holds.

So cool that it brings
me to the next question.

- Hey. I'm studying in there.
- I know.

I have, like, 6,000 pages
of case studies to memorize

and this whole big test on the Wal-Mart
phenomenon coming up on Friday.

And because I have a life, and a job, and business
school is not the only thing I have to concentrate on,

I'm behind
and I'll probably fail.

And then that little 18 year-old annoying gnat
who sits behind me will get another "A"

and make that "I'm smart, you're dumb"
face to me for the rest of the week,

and I'll be very upset
and will possibly cry.

- The music's too loud.
- Yes.

- Got it.
- Thank you.

So, anyhow, I was wondering if you could talk
to Dean about maybe talking to Todd about me.

I guess.

And then maybe you could
ask Dean to ask him out.

For me.

Good, 'cause I don't think Dean
would want to go out with Todd.

It might screw up
their friendship.

And then I was thinking that this date
could maybe happen this weekend.

- Sunday, preferably. - Well.
- After church.

- But don't mention church.
- Okay, hold on a second.

Unless he's into church.

Hey, uh, now it's too quiet.

- I'll turn it up.
- Thank you. - Okay.

[ Lane ]:
So, what do you think?

- Who the hell is that anyway?
- Claudine Longet.

- The chick who shot the skier?
- Um, sure, why not?

Wow. Renaissance woman.

- You want me to set you up with Todd?
- Yes.

And I was thinking that you and Dean could
come out with us so that it's not that big of a deal.

- Oh.
- You don't want to do it.

- No, I...
- That's okay, I understand. No big deal.

Hey, Grand Daddy, new album, used.
I love a bargain.

- I just really don't know this Todd guy.
- I do.

- You've met him twice.
- But the third time's a charm.

- How do you know this guy's right for you?
- I know.

I'm telling you,
we're talking soul mate here.

The last time you
met your soul mate,

you ran your fingers through his hair and
ended up hiding at my house for the evening.

- Well, I still have my key. - Lane.
- Look, I made a mistake with Rich Bloomenfeld.

Everyone's allowed
one mistake.

- But Todd, Todd is different.
- He is?

First of all, his name is Todd.
Different name, different guy.

Okay, so,

how important is this whole
business school thing anyway?

I mean, so what if I never run my own inn?
I like my job, I like my house, I like my life.

And I certainly don't want
to be one of those people

who's never satisfied with...with
what they have, you know?

I mean, some people don't
have legs or arms.

I have legs and arms.

What more could I possibly want
than legs and arms?

I mean, I could take all the classes in the world,
that's not going to give me what I already have.

- Legs and arms?
- Yes.

- Am I sounding completely crazy?
- Yes, you are.

- Wal-Mart is boring.
- Study. - [ growls ]

- So?
- So?

- Rory.
- Okay.

- Really?
- Yes, Yoko.

So, what you doing?

Yes, Michel?

I apologize for
any inconvenience

I might be causing
your future employment.

But your current one
is experiencing a problem.

And once again
I say, "Yes, Michel?"

Are you sure you wouldn't
like me to wait?

No, Michel.

Because learning the eating patterns
of the average Taco Bell consumer

- is a vital lesson that...
- Michel, what do you want?

- We're overbooked.
- How are we overbooked?

Well, there are more people here
than there are rooms to put them in.

I don't understand this.

Well, I cannot describe it any
simpler than I already have.

Where did the
Ruckers come from?

Judging from
their clothing,

a town where high rubber
fishing boots and spittoons

would be considered
formalwear.

Okay, put them in the
Jefferson suite tonight.

Move them back to their
previously booked room tomorrow

Offer them dinner on the
house for the inconvenience.

Very well.

[ sighs ]

I'm gonna get some more
coffee if you need me.

Mmm, I'll try and manage while you're gone.
Though, God knows, it won't be easy.

- Coffee?
- Yes.

Great.

[ speaking Spanish ]

- Oh, meringue.
- Yeah.

I thought I'd do a variation
on a baked Alaska for dessert tonight.

- What kind of variation?
- See, I hadn't thought of that yet.

- You could do them in the shape of Alaska.
- Interesting.

Or you could do little
baked Alaskas and Hawaiis.

- Because they joined the union last.
- Exactly.

Oh.

- Jackson.
- Sookie, hello.

- Hello.
- [ Lorelai ]: Hey.

- I brought you, um...
- [ stuttering ] Yeah, great. Just put them down there.

Right. Oh, yes.

- How's that?
- That's great.

That's just perfect.
I really like them there.

- Yeah, they...they do look good there, don't they?
- Yes, they do.

- Okay. I should...
- Uh, squash.

- What?
- I need some.

- Squash?
- Pattypan.

- Okay, tomorrow?
- Same time?

- If that's good for you?
- It is. It's perfect.

Okay. Then I'll see you
tomorrow with the pattypan.

Great.

Yes.

[ door opens and closes ]

Okay, so? Who walked in
on who naked?

Oh, God, this is horrible.
He comes in and...horrible.

What's going on
between you two?

I asked if he'd like
to have dinner sometime.

- I know, weeks ago.
- He said yes.

Which is good.

But since there was no definite
plan or date attached,

now the invitation is just out there
floating in the universe.

- Oh, make a definite plan.
- I can't.

- Why?
- What if he says no?

He already said yes.

Yes to the amorphous,
theoretical

"Let's maybe sometime go out and do
something not too specific" proposition.

But dinner and a movie, it's concrete,
it's real. He might say no.

- I doubt he will.
- Why hasn't he asked me?

I don't know. Maybe he thinks you
changed your mind since you asked.

- Why would he think that?
- Because you haven't mentioned it again.

- But I mentioned it once. It's his turn.
- All right. Let's say it is his turn.

You can spend a lot of time sitting around,
waiting for him to realize it's his turn.

Or you can run with the wolves
and make it your turn again.

- I don't want it to be my turn again.
- You just wanna let this opportunity pass?

- I wanna be the girl.
- You are the girl.

That's why we're having
this confusing conversation.

- You think I should ask him out?
- On Sunday.

- Why Sunday?
- Because that's your day off.

- Okay.
- Now.

- What?
- Do it now before you lose your nerve.

- He isn't back to his office yet.
- Does he have a cell phone?

- Yes.
- You know, people buy them for exactly this reason.

So you can get a hold of them
any time you want.

I thought people bought cell phones
in case their cars broke down at night,

and they need to call someone for
help and there's psycho killers...

- Mmm-hmm. Call him. - Call him?
- Call him, Sookie.

Call him.

- She knows his number by heart.
- He is my produce guy.

Very convenient excuse.

Uh, Jackson,
it's Sookie.

I was wondering if you could call
me back when you get a chance.

Sooner rather than later.

It's not an emergency,
so don't freak out or anything.

The carrots still look good. Seems
like it's almost a shame to eat them,

sort of like you should
put them in a vase or...

- Hang up. Hang up.
- Call me. Bye.

I got his voice mail.

Okay, good. It gives you time to
prepare what you're going to say to him.

Maybe have a few suggestions
ready of places to go.

- Date prep time.
- Yes.

Okay, good. I'm...I'm good at that.
And I'm good at prep.

- Sookie. Spoon.
- Right.

[ chuckles ]

[ bell ringing ]

- Is there anything in there about me?
- I don't know.

Your name wouldn't
be Lithium, would it?

Aren't you supposed
to be in school?

We had a half day today.
Teacher conferences.

So I thought I'd come
by and surprise you.

- Well, you know how much I hate surprises.
- Yes, I'm very sorry.

- That's for surprising me.
- I have learned my lesson.

I have to talk to you
about something.

Okay, I have to talk to you about
something, too. Come here.

- Okay, stop.
- Sorry.

- No, stay.
- Why?

Because I really need to talk
to you about something.

All right.

- It's about Todd.
- What about him?

- What do you think of him?
- He's my friend.

- I know.
- So, that would signify a positive impression.

Right. Okay, good.

- Yes. Can I kiss you now?
- I'm not done yet.

- Fine, go ahead.
- Well, you know Lane.

- Yeah, I...I do.
- She likes Todd.

Okay.

And I think that they
would really hit it off.

- You...you don't even know Todd.
- No, but you do.

- And you like him, you said so.
- I did.

Okay, then.
There you go.

I would really
like to kiss you now.

- Yes, so would I.
- Good. We agree.

I think we should
set them up.

- Todd and Lane?
- Yeah.

We could all go out together,
like, to a movie or something.

- On Sunday.
- Rory, I...

It would be really casual.
No big deal.

- I just...
- What?

I'm just not sure that
I...I see them together.

- You don't think Todd would like Lane?
- I'm not sure.

- Lane is great.
- Yeah, I know.

- She's my best friend.
- I know that.

- Todd should be so lucky to get a girl like her.
- I didn't mean...

I can't believe that you don't think
she's good or pretty enough.

I didn't say anything about her
not being pretty enough.

Let me finish. I just don't know if he'll like her
'cause I don't know what kind of girl he does like.

But if you want to do this,
then I'll talk to him.

- You will?
- Yeah.

- And you'll mention Sunday?
- I will mention Sunday.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

So, was that it?

- Yeah, that was it.
- Then can we...

Kissing.
Right, let's go.

- I give up.
- That's the spirit.

I can't remember
any of this crap.

Well, not everyone is cut out
to be their own boss.

Maybe you are more
of a worker bee.

A follower,
a ticket ripper,

or the man at the concert
with the orange glow stick

directing you
where to park.

- You're baiting me, aren't you?
- No.

I seriously have no
faith in your aptitude.

[ Sookie ]: He called! He called!

- And?
- Well, I did what you said.

I had it all worked out and I asked
him if he'd like to go to dinner

- at Chez Fleur on Sunday.
- Chez Fleur. Very nice.

- Thank you, and he said he'd love to.
- Oh, great.

He said he would love to,
but his cousin's in town

and is staying with him
for the week.

Well, then just
make it next week.

Yes, see, that would've
been a good option,

had I thought of it
when I was on the phone.

- But instead I came up with another option.
- Which is?

That we double-date
with his cousin Rune and you.

What?

Yes, okay, not as good
as your option, I agree.

But it seemed pretty
good at the time,

though I wasn't standing here
watching you make that face.

- Sookie, no, I hate blind dates.
- I know, but this isn't a blind date.

This is you keeping his cousin company,
while I have a date with Jackson.

Oh, God.

- Lorelai, please? I'll be your best friend.
- You are my best friend.

- And you're mine.
- I know I am.

So what are
best friends for?

- Okay.
- Yes?

Yes, I'll go.

Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
You will not regret this.

- Pick another phrase.
- You will not have to pay.

Much better.

[ sighs ]

[ door opens and closes ]

Oh, shut up.

[ sighs ]

- [ Lorelai ]: Rory?
- [ Rory ]: What?

- Diva Glam.
- I've got it.

Bring it up.
Hold still.

- Not too much.
- No, just enough to say, "Hey, sailor."

My stomach doesn't feel great.
I think I have the flu.

- I think you're nervous.
- Here.

- Thank you.
- I need the sparkly hair clips.

Okay, I'll find 'em in a minute.

- You look pretty. - I do?
- Uh-huh. - Oh, thank you.

- I should cancel.
- Okay, let's do your lips first.

What if I'm making an
idiot out of myself?

- By going out on a date?
- With my produce guy.

You like him.

But what if tonight is a disaster
and then he won't sell to me anymore?

- Oh, my God, you're right.
- Yes, see.

And since all the produce in the
entire world is in his possession,

and all the produce that will be grown
in the future will be in his possession,

then we will never again get any produce,
and all our vegetarian clients will die.

- I'm scared.
- I know.

- I like him.
- He likes you.

- How do you know he's not being polite?
- Sookie.

No, I mean it. It's like I
cornered him. He felt trapped.

- He had to say yes.
- He did not have to say yes.

- Oh, my God! Technically, I'm his employer.
- Sookie.

- I am. I buy his wares. His livelihood depends on me.
- Sookie.

- Oh, I'm a sexual harasser.
- Well, then you need some false eyelashes.

This isn't funny. I am now desperate,
lonely, and a criminal.

Okay. Stop talking.

- But, like, he...
- No.

You have exhausted all your
talking rights by being crazy.

Sit down, and listen.

Tonight is a good thing.

Whether you find out
that you're madly in love,

or you're not meant for each other,
it's still a good thing.

And I'll be right there.

And have I done a gorgeous
job on your face or what?

Oh. I'll be right back.

You're sure
you don't mind?

- What's mine is yours.
- I owe you forever.

Good to know.

Which one do you think
Todd would like better?

- I don't know Todd.
- I think the rhinestones.

Rhinestones it is.

So what did you
tell your mom?

I told her that I was going to spend
the evening here with you guys.

What if she calls?

Well, I mentioned that we might go
rent some videos or go out to eat,

- which could explain any absence during her call.
- Very thorough.

With my mom, you can
leave nothing to chance.

Especially when there is
a non-Korean involved,

who, as far as I know,
has no medical aspirations.

- Hey, sparkly clips.
- Thank you.

Oh, I like the rhinestones.

And for a touch of glamour.

- So what are you going to tell Lorelai?
- I don't know.

She wouldn't tell
my mom, would she?

I don't know if she'd feel good
about lying to another mother.

It's like this weird
code thing with her.

- So we don't tell her?
- I'm not liking that option, either.

No. We'll tell her that we're
meeting Dean for a movie,

and then we go
to the movie,

and then somebody who just
happens to be a friend of Dean's

just happens to be there
for the same movie.

And so we figure that it would
be completely rude for us

to not ask said person
to come sit with us.

I say to hell with governor.
You run directly for president.

It's not that bad.

Let's just not think
about it, okay?

- I really appreciate this.
- I know.

How do I look?

- You look too good for him.
- Just what I was going for.

- We're going.
- Oh, where?

- We're going to a movie with Dean.
- Nothing dirty, violent, or French, please.

Are you going to
be home late?

Well, there's a bit of doubt as to whether or not
we'll ever actually get out of the house tonight.

Sookie, please!

Okay, I'm here.

I'm down.

- Wow. Hey, where's your coat?
- It's upstairs.

- Aren't you gonna need it?
- Oh, well, it got caught around the thing

and then when I twisted around to
get loose, the choking started.

I'm free now.

- Okay, I'll get you something to wear.
- I'd appreciate that.

- Bye. - Bye.
- Bye, kittens. - [ Lorelia ]: Bye, girls.

[ sighs ]

Huh?

Oh, this is beautiful.

It goes with the theme
of the evening.

- This is a really nice thing you're doing for me.
- Any time, Sookie.

Last looks.

[ knocking on door ]

I'll get it.

[ sighs ]

- Hi.
- Hi, Lorelai. Sorry we're late.

Oh, no problem. Just adds a little
more primping time for the ladies.

- Hi, Jackson.
- Sookie. H-hi.

- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi. - Hi. - Hi.

Okay, uh, do you guys
wanna come in for a minute?

Oh, sure.

Oh, Lorelai, this is my cousin, Rune.
Rune, this is Lorelai.

Hi. It's very nice to meet you.

- Can I talk to you a minute?
- [ Jackson ]: What's the matter?

[ Rune ]: I need a minute alone.
Please?

Excuse us.

- [ Jackson ]: What are you doing?
- That's Lorelai?

Yes.

- Did you see how tall she is?
- No, I haven't noticed, actually.

How could you not notice?
She's like a basketball player.

Rune, she's a
very nice lady.

You know I cannot go out
with anyone that tall.

I mean, God, I can't believe
you set me up with that.

What, was the bearded lady
busy tonight or something?

Just one night,
a little dinner.

When she came to the door,
it never crossed my mind

that that was who I'd
spend the evening with.

I thought it was her East
German maid or something.

- You're being ridiculous. She's not that tall.
- She's tall enough.

Would you keep it down?
She's gonna hear you.

With those big ears,
I bet she can.

Hey, Rune, you come into town
completely unannounced.

You eat all my food, you crash on
my couch, and I don't say a thing.

The least you could do
is go out for one night.

Make some conversation.
Be pleasant.

Who knows? Maybe
you'll even enjoy it.

Why can't we go out,
just the two of us?

Rune, please.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

- Okay. I think we should be going.
- Yes, that sounds good.

[ dog barking ]

[ people chattering ]

What size shoe
do you wear?

- Uh, size 9.
- Nine? Wow!

I wonder if the mussels
are fresh.

Um, well, it does say "fresh
mussels" on the menu.

Yes, but a lot of times they
say fresh when they're frozen.

But they're just called fresh because they
were fresh when they were frozen.

Plus if they're not stored
with correct drainage,

they sit around in their own excretion,
which is kind of like sitting around in your own...

Sookie, I beg of you,
do not order the fresh mussels.

- But if they're fresh...
- Even if they're fresh.

[ sighs ]

I wonder where they get
their carrots from.

The carrot crop this year
has been really mealy.

[ sighs ]

- So, Rune.
- Yes?

- What is that? "Rune"?
- What do you mean?

I mean, where did
"Rune" come from?

I'm from out of town.
I thought Jackson told you.

He did tell me. I meant the name "Rune."
You just don't meet a lot of "Runes," right?

- It's my dad's name.
- Oh, where'd he get it?

I don't know.
From his parents, I guess.

Okay, done with that topic.
Oh, the waiter, thank the Lord.

What can I get
you this evening?

- I'd like to ask about the mussels. Are they fresh?
- Yes, they are.

- And where exactly are your carrots from?
- Well...

Is there anything on this menu
that isn't French?

I'll just have a martini,
and keep them coming.

Thanks.

[ people chattering ]

- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

They're fine.

I am not looking at them.
I'm looking at the world around me.

The world is fine, too.

- I just want to make sure they're having fun.
- They're having fun.

How do you know?

They aren't in prison or in some
sort of medieval torture chamber.

When you measure
it that way.

[ Lane ]: And the amazing thing is
all these girls are screaming

and none of them are
getting the joke.

He's playing the character of a
rock star. I mean, Beck is a genius

and all these stupid girls
are screaming at him

just because they're buying
into the rock star image.

I love Beck.
I understand Beck.

And the Foo Fighters.
Gods.

I mean, have you heard
the acoustic version of "Everlong"?

I can't even talk
about it, you know?

Hey, you know who I've really gotten
into lately? The Velvet Underground.

Oh, and Nico. She is amazing.
Depressing, German, scary chick.

I have the CD if you
wanna borrow it sometime.

What...what kind of
music do you like?

I don't know.
Whatever.

- Fugazi?
- What?

The band on your shirt.

Oh. Oh,
cool picture.

- You don't know what's on your shirt?
- Oh, it's my sister's.

Oh.

What about books?
Do you like books?

Mmm.

Magazines?

What about school?
What are you majoring in?

I was thinking
about gym.

Gym?

If I major in gym, I only have to take
four classes my senior year.

Oh, cool.

Gym?

We work on our bikes together.
He's got the good tools.

[ Man ]: Come on in.
I have your tickets ready.

- It was so funny. Oh, God! You remember?
- I remember.

- What was Rory, eight?
- I believe she was.

[ Sookie ]: Oh, God, that mud pie
fiasco haunted me for a year!

I mean, hers looked
just like mine.

Of course, I used homemade
chocolate cookies, bittersweet ganache,

and she used, well, mud. You know,
but they did look damn similar. Oh.

[ Sookie sighs ]

Uh, so, Sookie has
been experimenting

with, um, different forms of baking
for as long as I've known her.

- Oh, well, that's very interesting.
- Yeah.

Hey, Lorelai, remember when I decided to
teach you how to make strawberry tarts,

and the entire kitchen
was stained red

and I had to repaint that one wall red just to
make it look normal? You remember, wasn't it?

It was. Sookie, let's go,
um, powder our noses.

You'd need a
lot of powder.

- We'll be right back. Come on, hon.
- Okay.

Honey,

no matter how many beers
you buy me tonight,

I'm not the one
going home with you.

- So I would concentrate on the one who might.
- What?

You haven't said a word
to Jackson all night.

- I haven't, have I?
- No.

- I know, I'm just, oh, so nervous.
- You're nervous?

You don't have some guy
staring at you like he's Cher,

and you're the kid
from "Mask."

I can't think
of anything to say.

- To Jackson?
- Yes, to Jackson.

Yes, because to me, tonight,
there's been no "off" button.

I...I just...uh.

This place is too fancy,
my hair is too tight,

and this dress
is all wrong.

- And he looks really good, doesn't he?
- Yeah, he does.

I'm being crazy.
I know I'm being crazy.

No, you're just putting too much
pressure on this whole evening.

Look, in five seconds,
I could take your hair down,

we could go someplace
more casual,

and personally, I think
you're wrong about the dress.

- Really?
- Yes.

Come on, let's go to Luke's.
You know, have burgers, talk, relax.

No pressure, no stress.

Unless I wind up stepping on Rune,
which might be fun.

- That would be great.
- Okay.

- Come on.
- All right.

[ sighing ]

[ tires screeching ]

[ girl screaming ]

Okay, what about movies?
You must have a favorite movie.

- Yes, I do!
- Great. What is it?

"Beethoven."

"Beethoven"?
The one with the dog?

There's this scene where this
little dog is running around

with a huge cabbage
in its mouth.

Oh, man, it's classic. I shot my
Dr. Pepper right out of my nose!

I swear.

[ screaming ]

[ Rune sniffing ]

[ Rune ]: Eww.

Welcome to Luke's.

- Well, this is much better.
- It is, isn't it?

Grab a seat,
I'll get some menus.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Four menus, one coffee,
and an anvil, please.

What's the anvil for?

- For Rune.
- What's a rune?

- Please, not that question again.
- Okay.

[ sighs ]

Here you go.

- Mind if I hang out here a sec?
- Why? What's going on over there?

Sookie and Jackson
are on their first date.

- Seems to be going well.
- I think I'd wear blue to the wedding.

- Who's the other guy?
- That's Jackson's cousin. He's my date.

- Lucky girl.
- Yes, I think so.

He is, believe it or not, even less
thrilled with the match-up than I am.

- You're kidding. Why?
- I'm too tall.

- Get out.
- I'm serious.

Doesn't he understand
how great that is?

You can get all the stuff
from the top shelf.

Exactly. That is exactly what
I bring to a relationship.

Explain that to him,
will you?

Mmm.

Luke, that is an exceptionally
good batch of coffee.

- Yeah?
- Hello!

I added a little nutmeg.

- Really?
- Yes.

That's very Richard
Simmons of you.

Well, what can I say?
Chicks dig a man with a feminine side.

Oh.

- Okay, I'm really bored.
- Sit down. We're about ready to order.

I don't wanna order,
I don't wanna eat here. I wanna go.

- Rune.
- Jackson.

Look, I came out with you tonight
under the impression that I'd have fun.

First, I get stuck with her.

Then I get dragged to a French restaurant,
then I get dragged out of a French restaurant.

- God knows where I am now.
- Oh, you're at Luke's.

I've been very patient,
Jackson.

Sunday night's almost over.
I wanna go bowling.

- Well, I...
- And I'd like you to go bowling with me.

Oh, well,

I guess, we should...

- Don't go!
- Really?

Yes. Stay here. We haven't really
even started our date yet.

No, we haven't.

Sorry, Rune.
You're on your own tonight.

Fine! I'll just see
you at home then.

- Maybe.
- Bye, loon.

[ door closing ]

Finally.

I guess you'll only need
three menus now.

Hey, why don't you make up
three fabulous cheeseburgers

and send two over there?
I'll have mine here.

First, I gotta watch a man walk out on you,
then I have to watch you eat alone?

Nope. Too pathetic.

- I'm not eating alone. You're here.
- I'm working.

Yeah, but after three
cheeseburgers, you're done,

- unless you're expecting Elijah to stop by.
- Okay, fine.

[ gasps ]

- Five card draw.
- Oh, you're on.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

Um.

Give me four.

No, four more.

You can't have four more,
those are the four I dealt you.

Well, these don't help me, and I have vowed
to discard anything negative in my life.

- First Rune, and now these four cards.
- Whatever you say.

Oh, much better.
Thank you.

- Rune knew when to run away.
- Ha!

[ Sookie and Jackson chattering ]

- God, that's nice.
- Yep.

The whole "first-date-
beginning-of-the-relationship" glow.

- Everything's new and exciting.
- Every joke is hilarious.

Every little touch is incredible.

- God, that's a good feeling.
- It is at that.

- I miss that.
- You'll have it again.

I guess.

You know, maybe,
sometime we could...

[ door opening ]

- [ Mrs. Kim ]: Where are the girls?
- What?

- Lane said she's with you and Rory.
- W...slow down.

I call, no answer.
I think they're at video store.

I call again, no answer.
I call third time, no answer!

- You had a lot of time on your hands.
- I have to know where the girls are.

- They said they're going to a movie.
- With who?

They were going to
meet Dean.

A boy? You let them
go with a boy?

Mrs. Kim, Dean is
Rory's boyfriend.

Just because you let your daughter run
around with boys, doesn't mean I let mine.

- I thought you knew.
- I didn't know!

They could be anywhere, they could be doing
anything. Smoking or drinking, or buying drugs!

They're at the movies.
There's no drugs there.

They don't even have
the real Red Vines.

- I need to find them.
- I'm coming with.

[ door slamming ]

- Good flick. Good flick.
- Yeah, not bad.

Lane, what did
you think?

Uh, I think it's really late
and I should be getting home.

- Really?
- Yeah, but it's been fun.

No, come on. Let's go get
some ice cream or something.

Eat it really fast, get that
"freezy brain thing" going. It's cool.

- So tempting, and yet...
- [ Mrs. Kim ]: Lane Kim! [ speaking Korean ]

- My mom.
- My mom.

Two moms.
That's gotta be bad.

- Mom, I was just about to...
- [ speaking Korean ]

- Mom, I can...
- So not the time, Rory.

- You lied to me.
- I'm sorry.

Get home,
right now!

- Whoa, rough family.
- What's going on?

Oh, bits of information were left
out of the mom packets tonight.

I'm sorry.

Okay, mother and daughter number two
are leaving now. Say bye, Rory.

- Bye.
- I'll, uh, I'll call you later.

Bad.

- I'll call you tomorrow.
- Yeah, bye, Dean.

That's Rory's mom?
She's a babe, man!

- And what were you thinking?
- I know.

You lied to me. Me!
What's that nonsense all about?

- I shouldn't have done that. I know I shouldn't have
done that. - Damn right you shouldn't have.

But Lane really wanted to go out with Todd.
And she couldn't tell her mother.

So I didn't tell you.
So you wouldn't have to lie for us.

You lied to me so I wouldn't
have to lie to Mrs. Kim?

- Yeah.
- Oh, my God. You really are my daughter.

I'm so sorry.

I have to know where you are, at all times,
especially when you have my shoes on.

I know.

This whole trust thing only works
if it goes both ways, kid.

- I hated doing it.
- Good.

- Would you have?
- What?

- Lied for us?
- To Mrs. Kim?

- Yeah.
- No.

- Why? - Because that lady's scary.
- Mom.

I can't lie to another mother.
That's breaking the code.

So then what were we
supposed to do tonight?

Look, I know Mrs. Kim and
Robert Duvall in "The Great Santini"

share a striking resemblance.
But she is Lane's mom.

She has the right to tell Lane
she can't do something,

You have to respect that,
and I really have to respect that.

- So we were in a no-win situation tonight?
- Yep.

- Great.
- Sorry.

Hey, you know the one good
thing we all learned from this?

- What?
- That I'm a babe.

Hey.

- What's up, Rapunzel?
- Don't take this the wrong way,

but in all my various fantasies about
who might appear at this window,

you never actually
made the list.

So how are you? I haven't
heard from you in days.

I'm okay, I guess.

- I was afraid to call.
- I think that's best for now.

Your mom's really mad, huh?

The words "convent" and "Siberia"
were both used several times,

and at least once
as a combo.

- I'm really sorry, Lane.
- It's not your fault.

I shouldn't have arranged it.
I should've...

You arranged it because I asked you,
and I'm really glad you did.

You are?

If you hadn't set me up with Todd,
I'd still be in love with him.

Not the guy for you, huh?

Not the guy for anybody who can read, write,
talk, or function on a basic human level.

I'm sorry.

I was so bored that night,
I couldn't see straight.

I've been on Korean meditation weekends
that have had more laughs.

He liked you, though.
Dean told me.

- I know. He called here.
- You're kidding.

I pretended to be my mother,
and wouldn't allow me speak to him.

- Was that mean?
- I think he'll survive.

He and Dean went muffler
shopping today.

That's nice.

- So, how long before you can get out?
- I don't know.

Right now, I have to be in the house at
all times, except for school and church.

- She didn't give you any time frame at all?
- Nope.

- I miss you.
- I miss you, too.

Is there anything I can do?

Yeah, don't tell anyone
I went out with Todd, okay?

I promise.
[ door opening ]

- I gotta go.
- Bye.

I...I...

You break, you buy.

- But it was sticking out in the aisle.
- You break, you buy!

But I didn't put it
in the aisle.

- You have eyes? Yes?
- Yes, I have eyes.

- These eyes work?
- Yes, these eyes work.

- They can make out shapes, sizes, colors?
- Yes, they can do all that, but...

Eyes work! They see lamp in aisle.
They send message to brain:

- "Lamp in aisle, move." You move,
you don't break lamp. - I...

You have no eyes, not my problem,
that's between you and them.

You break, you buy!

We appreciate
your business.

- Oh, hello.
- Hi.

So, I was wondering if I could
maybe talk to you for a minute.

- I'm working.
- Right.

Well, um, this is gonna be so quick,
you'll be amazed.

Fine. Come.

Look, I am, uh, really sorry about
what happened the other night.

- Rory's never lied to me like that before.
- That you know of.

No, I'm pretty sure that was the
first time, and it definitely was the last.

- Fine.
- So I just didn't want you to feel

that you couldn't send Lane
over to our house anymore.

Um, because you can,
believe me.

Those girls go nowhere
without me knowing about it.

In fact, I was thinking of having some
house arrest ankle bracelets made. You know?

Maybe, uh, cute ones with a
leopard print, or zebra stripes.

Maybe a little
glitter design.

Lane won't be coming over.
She'll stay in our house.

Well, right, I was talking about later. I mean,
she's not going to be grounded forever, is she?

Lane lied to me,
and she must be punished.

I totally agree.

But Lane is a
really good kid.

I...I don't think I've ever met a kid who respects
her parents more than Lane respects you.

Lying is not showing respect.

Oh, she's 16. She had
a...a crush on a...on a boy.

Lane is not allowed to date boys
unless we have approved them.

She knows that. She knows our rules.
She broke them. That is unacceptable.

Okay, yes, you're right.

But teenagers
sometimes slip up.

I don't care what teenagers do.
I care what Lane does.

You know, it doesn't always work to just
lock a kid up and throw away the key.

I didn't throw away the key.
It's in the kitchen.

Okay, well, I was
talking symbolically,

but all right,
I...I...I'm with you now.

Look, when I was a teenager,
my parents tried to keep me locked up.

They tried to force me
to become what they had in mind.

And, now, I'm not talking exactly about Lane
here, but in my case, it really didn't work.

You blame your parents
for getting pregnant?

No, I just think sometimes, if I'd had a little
more space, or someone to listen to me,

things might have
turned out different.

Now, I got lucky.

Because having Rory...

totally the best thing
that could have happened.

But let's be honest.

I certainly don't want Rory
to turn out like me.

I don't want Lane
to turn out like you, either.

I believe that's the first thing
you and I have ever agreed on.

- I just want Lane to be safe.
- I just want Rory to be safe.

So, I'm gonna go now.

Hey, I think you are doing a great job
with Lane. She's a really great kid.

I just wanted to put my two cents in,
because that's what I do, so.

Bye.

[ vase shattering ]

[ sighing ]

I know, "You break, you buy."
I heard earlier.

That's $35, right?

An "A" minus.
I am very impressed.

- And annoying boy in back of me...
- Yes?

- ..."B+".
- Loser.

I know.
It's all very exciting.

Ooh, hey, did I tell you that Sookie and
Jackson have another date tonight?

- What is that, the third one this week?
- Yeah.

- That's so great.
- I know it is.

Of course, if she tells me the story of how
Jackson cultivates his own mealworms

to help fertilize his plants one more time,
I'm going to Romeo and Juliet them both.

- It's sweet.
- Mealworms.

Gross, but sweet.

[ pager beeping ]

Hey, you know the rules:
no pages before french fries.

- Oh, my God, it's Lane.
- You're kidding.

Give me your
cell phone, quick.

- Where are you going? I wanna hear.
- I'm going outside.

- Why?
- Luke hates cell phones.

- So?
- I don't want to incur the wrath of Luke.

- Why not? It's fun.
- I'll be back.

Goody-goody.

[ door closing ]

[ phone ringing ]

- Rory?
- Lane?

- I'm standing in the yard! I'm standing in the yard!
- Oh, my God! She let you out?

- I can go as far as the sign!
- [ Rory ]: That's so great!

- Hi.
- Hey.

I haven't seen you since the other night.
Everything turn out okay?

Oh, yeah, fine.

The dating world of 16-year-olds.
Very exciting stuff.

I bet.

- Oh, uh, coffee?
- Do you have to ask?

You know, I had a good time the
other night with the cards...

- Oh, yeah. Me, too.
- Good.

Yeah, in fact,

you rushed out of here before

I had a chance to, uh...

A chance to?

Kick your ass in poker.

[ titters ]

You wish!

- Burger?
- Two, and fries.

Maybe we could do it
again sometime.

Oh, yeah, well,
I...I would like that.

Here.

- Oh. Where are you going?
- Lane's allowed out for 15 minutes.

I'm gonna go and stand across
the street and yell at her.

- Still want your burger?
- I'll be back.

Yell "hi" for me!