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THEME MUSIC PLAYS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello! Thank you very much.

Thank you so much. WHOOPING

Hello, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Amazing show last time out,

everyone went home with £7.50,

apart from one man, who went home with nothing at all.

But when the klaxon sounded,

the last contestant had clawed her way up to £64,000.

So, let's bring her back, see if she can go even higher.

Ladies and gentlemen, Rosemary Owen.

Welcome, Rosemary. Welcome.

Thank you, Jeremy. Well rested? There's your seat.

Well, you know the form now, don't you?

So, you are Rosemary Owen, a solicitor... Yes.

...from Walsall, joined in the audience by your husband, Robert.

Welcome, Robert. Welcome.

Welcome? No, I was here already.

I'm welcoming you, you're... Anyway!

OK, so, you've no lifelines left. Shall we get cracking?

Yes, we'll have a look at it, Jeremy, and see... Let's see...

...how we go. Exactly.

So let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

This is your question for £125,000.

READS QUESTION

Oh.

READS OPTIONS

Well, I know it's not Tess Of The d'Urbervilles...

...cos... Well, that's a start. ...I did that for A-level.

Never did get to the end of it, though, Jeremy,

and unless Roman Polanski's film had come out, I don't...

I think I would've been in difficulties, to be perfectly frank.

Ooh! Hmm...

Hmm. I don't think it's Vanity Fair, but I'm not sure.

Well, if you get it wrong... I know.

...£48,000 is up the swanny. Yeah.

The Woman In White, I don't think it's that, if I'm absolutely frank.

Er... I think it's A Tale Of Two Cities,

but I'm not prepared to go for it.

And I'm sorry if that makes me a... a boring contestant,

but I just... can't afford the drop.

So... I'm looking for two words.

Yeah, I'll take the money, thank you, final answer.

Final answer.

OK, you are leaving here with £64,000.

Yeah. Well done. Well done, Rosemary.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And also...

you got to spend some time in a Travelodge

between the two shows. SCATTERED LAUGHTER

Wonderful. Who can complain about that?

Can I just ask, though, before you go, you would...

reckon it was A Tale Of Two Cities did you, or...

I think I would've said A Tale Of Two Cities

if there wasn't so much riding on it, yes.

OK, if you'd have said A Tale Of Two Cities,

you'd now be leaving with £16,000.

So I'm so glad I didn't.

The correct answer is The Woman In White.

Ah! So there we are.

Who cares, though, you've been a wonderful contestant,

thank you very much... Thank you.

...for rescuing the day last time out.

Ladies and gentlemen, Rosemary Owen.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That was brief!

It was, but lovely meeting you, Jeremy.

Yes, you too, Rosemary. Take care.

Thank you. Safe travels.

OK.

So now, we have six brand-new contestants, let's meet them.

They are...

READS NAMES AND PLACES

Good, good.

Now, to see who gets to sit in the chair,

we're going to play Fastest Finger First.

No distraction from the audience, please.

Here comes the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

OK, time's up, so let's see the correct order first of all.

You've got the Barents Sea way up there at the top,

then, the Mediterranean Sea,

then, the Arabian Sea,

and then, the Tasman Sea.

OK, let's see how many people got that right.

Only two!

And who was the fastest?

It was Alasdair Brooks in 4.38 seconds!

APPLAUSE Well done!

Very best of luck, Alasdair. Great, thank you very much.

There is your seat.

Right, so, you are Alasdair Brooks,

charity chief executive from Lichfield.

Joined in the audience by your wife, Zoe.

Hi, Zoe. Hello.

You well? Very well.

Good, good. Nervous? Of course.

Nervous? Yes. Yes.

I'm not surprised.

Well, let's dive in straight away, shall we?

Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good. CLEARS THROAT

Nice and simple to start with, £100 question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Hungry, final answer, Jeremy.

And the right answer! £100.

APPLAUSE

This is your £200 question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Mayday, final answer, Jeremy.

And that's £200.

APPLAUSE

OK, £300 question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Stitch, final answer, Jeremy.

Yep, that's £300. APPLAUSE

Never had it myself, never done any exercise.

Right, this is your £500 question.

READS QUESTION

READS ANSWERS

Harry Ramsden, final answer, Jeremy.

£500 is yours. APPLAUSE

And this is your first safety net question,

this is for £1,000.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Only one of those is in East Anglia,

and that'd be C, Norwich, final answer, Jeremy.

And there you are, £1,000! APPLAUSE

And we're off!

So, it's often said that people can't really revise

to be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?,

cos you'd have to learn the whole internet.

But you HAVE been revising

by looking at all the million pound questions, is that right?

That's correct.

But we have got to get you to a million pounds first...

There is that, yes. ...before this really crops up. Yes.

OK, well, let's see if we can manage that.

Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?

I think we can keep going. Okey-doke, here's your question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I don't actually watch that much television of this type,

but I believe Silent Witness is a detective programme,

so I will go with instinct

and say forensic pathologist, D, final answer, please.

Well guessed, that is the right answer, that's £2,000.

APPLAUSE

So, would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?

Four lifelines, I think we can keep going. Yeah.

I'm confident in you. Ha! I think you'll be all right.

Thank you. This is your £4,000 question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Well, if I didn't know, it would be a good one to ask you...

It would. ...but I believe I know,

and will go with tyre pressure, B, final answer, please.

Absolutely right, Pounds per square inch.

APPLAUSE

Pump it up till it bursts, that's the usual solution.

Right, would you like to set your safety net at 8,000?

I'll keep going, thank you, Jeremy.

All right, here we go, this is the question.

READS QUESTION

READS ANSWERS

Er, process of elimination, Moby Dick is a whale,

Black Beauty is a horse,

White Fang is, I think, a wolf or a dog,

so by the process of elimination, Gentle Ben, final answer, please.

Again, beautifully guessed, that is the right answer.

Well done. APPLAUSE

You actually said, wolf or a dog, didn't you?

It just come up here, it's a wolfdog.

Well, there you go. So you actually got them both right.

Okey-doke, now, safety net at 16?

Four lifelines, I'll keep going. All right, here's the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Hmm, I am not confident at this one,

and really wish that my wife was a Phone A Friend option,

because she has been known to make sloe gin.

I think I'll ask the audience, please.

OK. Audience, on your keypads, please,

let's see if we can help Alasdair here.

If you think it's honeysuckle, press A,

if you think it's blackthorn, it's B,

holly is C, and elder is D And if you'd all vote now, please.

Well, there we are.

58% have gone with blackthorn, 37 for elder.

It's not quite as clear-cut as I would've liked...

SIGHS

...but it is well over 50%,

so I think I will go for blackthorn. Final answer, please.

And the right answer, well done. Well done, audience.

APPLAUSE

Right, now, we've gotta take a break,

we'll be back in a few moments, see you then.

Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Alasdair... He's on, er, where are you?

£16,000, three lifelines remaining.

Erm, so, safety net at 32,000?

I still have three lifelines left,

I think I'll risk it, I'll go one more.

Okey-doke, this is your question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I'm not confident, unfor...

I believe Lennox Lewis has, I believe Anthony Joshua has...

SIGHS

...I'm not sure about Wladimir Klitschko.

I have a gut instinct

that Tyson Fury has not competed in the Olympics.

EXHALES SHARPLY

I'll risk it, I will say Tyson Fury, final answer.

A lot of educated guessing going on here.

Working well, that's the right answer,

well done, you!

APPLAUSE Well done!

Whoo!

Erm, we're seeing a broad knowledge here.

What would be your hope... of a subject to come up?

Other than questions I know the answer to?

History... So is there any area you...

History and... ...feel comfortable?

History and geography. History and geography.

Well travelled, aren't you?

Reasonably well travelled, and my background is an archaeologist,

so history and geography, I would be... like to see.

Very happy with, OK, or archaeology.

OK, well, let's keep going, then,

hope that your specialist subjects crop up.

Now, then, would you like to set your safety net at £64,000?

You know, when I was coming to this programme,

I said to myself I'd really like to reach 125 for the safety net.

Now that I'm sitting in the chair, I'm not so sure,

so let's set the safety net at 64,000, please, Jeremy.

Different there, isn't it? It is. Very, very different.

OK, can we set the second safety net, please, at £64,000?

Good, that's locked in.

Now of course, we have to get you there.

This is the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I don't need to guess this one. Belize is in Central America,

it's the Caribbean Sea, final answer, Jeremy.

Absolutely right,

you've made it to your second safety net.

Well done!

I told you I had high hopes for you!

So, this is for six-figure money,

this is for £125,000.

Here it comes.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I wish my father had still been here to see this one,

but I happen to know this one.

It's the only planet where the moons

are not named after mythological characters,

I believe it's C, Shakespeare characters, final answer.

I'd like to build some tension in here with some...

LAUGHTER

...some suggestion that you might've got that wrong.

I'm struggling.

That's the right answer, well done, you!

This is amazing!

Yep, and of course, you're absolutely right,

it's come up here now, it has five major moons,

Miranda, Ariel, Umbriel, Titania and Oberon...

...so yeah, Shakespeare characters.

Crikey, Moses... I can hardly believe I'm saying this,

but this question is for quarter of a million pounds.

What would you spend it on?

Erm, I owe my wife a lovely holiday to Jordan.

You're there, aren't you? Let's be honest.

You're there, flying the front of the plane,

you can even sit on the pilot's knee for that kind of money.

Right, here we go, quarter-of-a-million pound question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Well, this is where you DO get to build the tension,

because I am not sure about this one.

But you DO have three lifelines remaining.

I do indeed. It's a comfortable place to be.

So, let's go 50/50 first, please. What are you hoping?

What I'm actually planning for is to narrow it down to two

if I then need to go to Phone A Friend.

Oh, I see, OK, fine, it's not like you're hoping...

I'm... No. ...I'm with you.

It's not like you think it's definitely not that one. Hmm.

All right. Computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?

Is that in any way helpful before phoning a friend?

It's not.

SIGHS

Let's go for the archaeologist and museum curator,

I will telephone Suzanna, please.

OK, can we call Suzanna, please?

First of all, let's see if she's clever enough

to answer the telephone, which is always a start.

'Hello?' Hi, Suzanna?

'Yes.'

It's Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

'OK.'

LAUGHTER

OK, to the point. Very Suzanna. Yeah.

We've got Alasdair here. Now, he's doing really well,

so no pressure on it,

but it's a quarter of a million pound question, this.

Right, Alasdair, here's how it works, OK?

In a moment, I'm gonna hand it over to you.

30 seconds, tiny, tiny amount of time

to read out that very long question

and the two remaining answers,

giving Suzanna enough time to have a think, OK?

Your time starts now.

READS QUESTION

'Oh, God!

'Erm...

'I want to say The Laughing... Laughing Cavalier,

'but I am not at all sure, that would be a guess.'

Right, thank you, Suzanna.

'Good luck.' Thank you.

BUZZER SOUNDS

Oh, dear, not much certainty there.

Nope. Well, I have one lifeline left.

I'm not sure if oil paintings is your specialty, Jeremy,

but I suspect you have hidden depths,

so just in the off-chance you know... I'm asking the host.

Okey-doke, here's what I think.

Absolutely no idea.

SCATTERED LAUGHTER

I'm the same as you on this one.

I like to think that The Laughing Cavalier is making a gesture...

...and therefore, his hat is not on.

Honestly, there's nothing coming into my head at all on this,

I'm afraid, and that is my final answer.

All right, thank you. I have burned through all of the lifelines.

When I came into the programme,

I said to myself I wanted to make a six-figure sum.

I'm not prepared to lose half of that, so...

...it's 50/50, and I simply don't know.

It's 125,000, I will take the money, final answer, Jeremy.

OK. Can't say I blame you, I really can't,

because you are leaving here, Alasdair Brooks, with £125,000.

Well done, you. Great play.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You're really going to enjoy your holiday with that,

er, with that. Can I just ask, though,

before you go,

what would you have said

had you decided to go for the quarter of a million?

Let's see if Laughing Cavalier was the answer.

If you'd have said that,

you'd now be going home with £64,000,

so it's a good job you didn't.

It was The Blue Boy,

as is now obvious.

Doesn't matter, that was a great run, it really was.

Ladies and gentlemen, Alasdair Brooks.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you. Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

OK, five contestants left,

and once again, they're gonna play Fastest Finger First.

Everyone nice and quiet in the audience, please,

because here comes the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

OK, time's up, so let's see the correct order, shall we?

There's Watt at the bottom,

then, Kilowatt,

then, Megawatt

and then, Gigawatt.

Right, so, now let's see how many people got that right.

Only one, Milan Pathak in 3.23 seconds.

Well done, Milan. Well done. Thanks very much, nice to meet you.

Yes, you too. Thank you. Congratulations.

Thank you very much. There's your chair.

APPLAUSE

So, you are Milan Pathak,

banking and finance consultant from West Hampstead.

Joined in the audience by your mum, Panna.

Hello, Jeremy. Hello, Panna.

Er, OK, you know the rules, don't you?

I do. Let's dive in straight away, shall we?

Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

Okey-dokey, £100 question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

That would be a fry-up, B, final answer.

And the right answer, £100.

APPLAUSE

This is for £200.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Er, that would be B, bark, final answer.

Yep, £200.

APPLAUSE

This is for £300.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

That would be as fit as a fiddle, so that'll be C, final answer.

It is indeed. Yep, that's 300 quid.

APPLAUSE

Now, this is for £500.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I believe that's a green card, C, final answer.

Yep, there you go, £500. APPLAUSE

And this is where everything starts to get properly interesting.

This is your £1,000 safety net question. Let's do it.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I understand it's The Great Wall Of China,

so let's go with D, final answer.

And that's the right answer.

There you go, £1,000. Thank you.

You're not going home with any less than that.

I think that sets a record

for the easiest £1,000 question we've ever had.

I'm grateful. Yeah. Let's hope it carries on.

Now, though, we have to take a short break,

we'll see you in a few moments. See you then.

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Milan, he's... er, where are you? £1,000.

All the lifelines remaining, of course.

Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?

With all the lifelines intact, I think we'll push on.

No, thank you. Righty-ho, this is the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I've never ridden a motorcycle,

don't have anything close to a licence,

but for some reason, I love 'em so much,

I don't know what it is, they just...

from movies, things like that.

But I probably didn't need to love 'em to know it was Harley-Davidson,

C, final answer.

And the right answer, well done, that's good.

APPLAUSE

What are your areas of expertise apart from banking?

What do you hope comes up?

Er... I think when it comes to quiz stuff,

I tend to like things around movies and TV shows and things like that.

Movies and TV shows.

Please no musicals, I know nothing about them.

I'm half decent at history,

half decent - depends how far back you go.

So quite broad, then? Yeah, I'd say... But not musicals.

Master of none, probably, though. Well, let's find out, shall we?

Yeah, indeed. Let's find out as we progress up the ladder.

Would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?

No, thank you, Jeremy. All right, here's the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Er... pretty sure it's not...

...paint or play music.

I think I'm having a bit of a memory gap here as to whether it's B or D.

Might be a bit early for this one, but...

...let's do a 50/50.

Okey-doke. Computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?

Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with...

...read, final answer.

Bit of a guess? Yeah.

It worked, though, that's the right answer, well done.

APPLAUSE

Excellent!

Erm, so, would you like to set your safety net at 8,000?

I'll say no, I think we've got a few lifelines left,

so we can take a punt.

Okey-doke, this is your question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Pretty confident about this one.

I recall the 100 metres, recall the 200 metres, I vaguely recall...

I'm pretty sure he's, like, the... I think they call it...

is it the anchor, or the...

essentially, the last one, I think, in the 100-metre relay.

The four X 100... Yeah, I don't recall him running the 400 metres,

so let's go with C. 400 metres, final answer.

That's the right answer. Well done, you.

APPLAUSE Well done.

OK.

If you won a lot, what would you spend it on, do you think?

If I won...

I mean, I'm targeting day two, that'd be nice.

Kitchen, bathroom, I got... I know it's a bit dull.

It's not called 'Who Wants A New Kitchen?' Yeah.

It is to me, Jeremy. Yeah, I'd like to modernise the place, basically.

Let's see if we can buy you a nice kitchen.

Right, safety net at 16,000?

No, I think I'm gonna push on. Okey-doke, this is your question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I've never read it, or them, I should say,

but I was a huge fan of the TV series.

As a result, I am aware that it is A Song Of Ice And Fire.

A, final answer.

And the right answer.

APPLAUSE Well done.

Nice to meet a fellow fan. Oh, yeah?

Loved that. It was... A friend of mine who's a television reviewer

said, "Not just the best series you've ever seen..." Yeah.

"..the best YOU will ever see." It is just amazingly good.

OK, would you like to set your safety net at the traditional spot,

32,000, or push on a bit?

I came here to get that, so I'd like to set my safety net at 32k.

I think that'll be the right thing to do.

And if I get any luckier than that... fantastic. OK.

Can we set the second safety net, please, at £32,000?

Right, now we've gotta get you there, of course. Yes, please.

This is the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I don't think I know this one. I don't think I could even guess.

I think this is one the audience can probably manage,

so let's go with Ask The Audience, please.

You might "probably manage"! LAUGHTER

Let's find out, shall we? Incentive.

OK, fingers on your keypads, please.

If you think it's halibut, press A, turbot's B,

brill is C and hake is D. And if you'd all vote now, please.

Hmm, right. Hake's got 41%, brill 28, halibut 21...

...turbot ten, so it's not as clear-cut as you'd hope, is it?

Let's just do it.

We'll go with the audience, trust them. D, hake, final answer.

Ballsy.

And well done, the right answer.

Well done, audience.

Thank you. Well, half of you.

APPLAUSE

Whoo! That was...

Well, that's good, because now, you're at your safety net...

Yes. Very happy. ..which means you have a free shot at £64,000.

Shall we see the question? Yes, please.

Here we go.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Not sure. Not sure at all.

So... we'll use another lifeline here.

I actually... would like to ask you, Jeremy.

OK, here's what I think. I'm with you on this.

William I was William the Conqueror, wasn't it? Yes.

I don't think he was particularly merry. I would say...

He was French, wasn't he? So there's...

LAUGHTER

...the first problem.

John was Mr Magna Carter, I don't recall him being particularly cheery

about his Magna Carter... He's 1215, no. Agreed.

Charles II...

...he...

...how can you be happy

when you've seen your dad's head rolling down Whitehall?

Oh!

Which leaves us with Edward VI, about which I know...

...nothing. LAUGHTER

Does it mean "merry" as in like... Yeah, th... this is...

I am, sort of, torn on that, I... ...or, like...

...I guess they could mean the same thing if you're a king, to be fair.

It could be like that AND like that. Indeed.

OK, look, I've given you all I can give, I'm afraid,

and that's my final answer. OK, thank you.

It's a pretty... pretty solid overview from you, to be fair.

Erm...

...you know what, I'm actually gonna... I'm gonna phone a friend.

I'm not sure how hot he is on English monarchs, but...

...best I've got, certainly better the chance than me answering it. OK.

And it's Az, Azar.

OK, let's call Azar, please.

PHONE RINGING And he's just a friend, is he?

Very good close friend from school, yeah.

AZAR: 'Hello?' Hi, Azar.

'Hi, Jeremy.' Hi there, how are you?

'I'm doing all right, thank you. How are you?' Very well.

Now, ah-hem, well, we've got...

we've got Milan here, as I'm sure you know. 'Yeah.'

He's on £32,000, and the truth of the matter is

he just doesn't trust me, so he needs your help.

Here's how it works, Milan, in a moment,

I'm gonna hand it over to you.

30 seconds to read out that question with the four possible answers,

leaving Azar enough time to have a think, OK?

Ready? Yes. Your time starts now.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

'Oh, oh, I...

'I couldn't point you in a direction on that one, I'm afraid.'

Well, if it helps, Jeremy thinks it might be Edward VI,

does that ring any bells?

'I... I wouldn't wanna point, I couldn't...

'I couldn't do it with any certainty.'

No bother, pal, thank you.

Well, I've got no reason to pick one of my own volition,

but based on your deduction sounds reasonable enough,

especially with no money on the line,

to go with Edward VI, so let's do it.

B, Edward VI, final answer.

Classic banker, this, isn't it? You're betting with my... Yeah.

OK, computer, could you reveal the correct answer, please?

Ooh!

I've cost you nothing, which is annoying.

I'd like to have cost a banker something. Sorry (!)

CHUCKLING

Charles II

obviously was cheery about his dad being beheaded.

No doubt, yeah, clearly. So there we are.

Well, I'm sorry about that, erm...

No problem at all. ...it's the first time I've given...

Well, I didn't really give an answer, but...

No. ..a wrong steer. It doesn't really matter,

cos you ARE leaving here with a colossal £32,000 worth of kitchen.

Thank you! APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, Milan Pathak.

Thank you, Jeremy. It's been lovely meeting you.

Well done, mate. Thank you, you too.

Thank you. No, thank you. Absolutely.

OK, it's time to take a break.

Join us in a few moments

for the final part of tonight's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We've got four contestants left,

and once again, they're gonna play Fastest Finger First.

Nice and quiet, please, in the audience, here comes the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

OK, time's up, so let's see the correct order.

First of all, we've got the reaper way up there at the top,

then, the Scotch bonnet,

then, the jalapeno,

and then, the bell pepper.

So now, let's see how many people got that right.

Only the one, Aisling Carolan in 3.58 seconds.

Well done, you!

APPLAUSE

Congratulations.

Thank you. Speedy fingers.

And you've emptied out that side of the studio

of contestants completely.

I like my food, so... THEY CHUCKLE

Like your chillies. Yeah.

Right, Aisling Carolan, digital client service analyst. Yep.

From Edinburgh. Mm-hm.

Joined in the audience by your partner, Chris. Yep.

Hello. Greetings, Chris. Hello.

OK, you know the rules, of course? Yep. Right, good.

So, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

This is for £100.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

That's crude oil, final answer. The right answer, £100.

APPLAUSE

OK, this is for £200.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

A pub, final answer. SHE CHUCKLES

That's the right answer, £200.

APPLAUSE

This is for £300.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I'd love to see a star-shaped Venn diagram,

but it's circles, final answer.

Absolutely right, £300.

APPLAUSE

OK, £500 question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Independent, final answer.

That's £500.

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And here we go, this is your safety net £1,000 question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I'm going to go Los Angeles, cos Hollywood, final answer.

And the right answer! £1,000.

Well done!

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OK, would you like to set your safety net at £2,000? No, thank you.

Righty-ho, this is the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

Cor, my sister used to play the drums as well,

I really should know this.

Could I ask the audience, please? Course you can.

Thank you. Audience, on your keypads, please.

REPEATS QUESTION

And if you'd all vote now, please.

Well, there we are, Hi-hat's got 70%.

17 for snare and not much at all for floor tom or high tom.

Yeah, that makes sense.

OK, I'll go with the audience. I'll go hi-hat, final answer.

And the right answer. Well done, audience.

APPLAUSE Well done, Aisling. Great!

This is for £4,000,

but first of all, I guess, we'll have to ask,

do you wanna set your safety net? No, thank you.

Righty-ho, here's the question.

READS QUESTION

READS OPTIONS

I think Kirstie and Phil is, erm...

No, I can't remember the name of it now, so...

The one where they go to different...

So Kirstie and Phil's something. Yeah.

It's largely what they're asking here.

Well, I don't think it's that. Um...

Could I ask you, please?

You can indeed, and here's what I think.

Now, this is the industry in which I work,

and all I really know for sure... is it's not Kevin McCloud...

Oh, OK. ...cos he's Grand Designs.

Yeah, and I think Kirstie and Phil

is where they try help them buy a property.

Aren't they those...

But isn't Sarah Beeny always doing things up?

To be honest, I've never heard of George Clarke.

I just, er...

I dunno, I never really watch much TV, so...

I'm gonna say it's definitely not Kevin McCloud, so...

...go for 50/50, and that's my final answer.

OK.

So you don't think Kevin McCloud... I don't think Kirstie and Phil.

Yeah, I'll do... I'll go with what you say, I'll do 50/50.

OK, computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?

Oh, now, you see...

Vindictive computer today. Yeah.

I'm gonna say 'em out loud and see what they sound like,

CHUCKLES

"Sarah Beeny's Amazing Spaces."

"George Clarke's Amazing Spaces."

I'll just go Sarah Beeny's for...

...and we'll see, final answer.

It's probably wrong. Shall we find out?

Computer, can you reveal the correct answer, please?

I just didn't know.

Oh, I AM sorry, and that is... Oh, it's OK. ..that is awful.

But look, you are leaving here with £1,000, so that's not too bad.

Ladies and gentlemen, Aisling Carolan.

Ahh! It is what it is.

Could buy a sandwich on the train home. Oh!

Thank you.

Oh, dear, I'm afraid that's all we've got time for tonight.

We will be back, though, next time, with six brand new contestants,

all hoping to become millionaires. Good night.

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