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Claudia:
Previously...

19 celebrities arrived to play
the ultimate murder mystery...

Celia: These dastardly Traitors,
we've got to find them.

Claudia: all in the hope of
winning up to

a hundred thousand pounds for
their chosen charity.

Three Traitors were chosen...

Claudia: before they were
given a deadly task...

"Tonight you
must murder in plain sight."

"Rub your
hands with the poison pollen

"and touch the face
of the Faithful

you want to murder."

You've got a
bit of hair in your face.

Mate...

I feel awful.

Claudia: And as the
killing season began...

Oh no!

Oh!

Kate: That is flabbergasting!

Claudia: suspicions
continued to grow.

Mark: Tameka, I sensed a real
change in your behaviour.

Clare: The overreaction wasn't
to the word 'Traitor'

from you, it was to
the word 'Faithful'.

Charlotte: At the Round Table,
before and after, you had an

impeccable poker face.

Claudia: But who will be the
first to be banished at

the Round Table?

I voted for Kate.

Kate.

Niko.

Niko, I've wrote your name down.

This is the Celebrity Traitors.

So, a vote count.

Three for Kate, three for Niko,
two for Tameka, one for Tom.

Stephen, who do you
believe is a Traitor and why?

I've written down your name,
Niko, with very little

conviction and very
little evidence.

I would have had even less
conviction writing anybody

else's name down.

That's the best I can do
for you and I'm very sorry.

Joe Wilkinson...

I put you, Tom.

That's only 'cause I thought
you'd be cracking at it.

Sorry.

Claudia: Celia...

I've put Charlotte because
I can't imagine that anybody

would think the nation's
beautiful songstress

would ever be a Traitor,
but she just might.

Claudia: Jonathan, who do
you believe is a Traitor?

Well, I don't know if
I believe it, but the name

I've written down is Niko.

Um, you have a great defence and
that, but I think you are smart

enough to do a double bluff,
then a triple bluff and play

that brilliantly, so, so I very
much hope I'm right but that,

that's why I put you down.

Claudia: Charlotte.

So, I believe Niko is a Traitor.

I think that you
would be absolutely excellent.

Claudia: Clare.

Niko, I have also written
your name down and I want you to

take it as the biggest
compliment 'cause I think

you would be a cracking Traitor.

Claudia: David.

I've put down Niko, not
because of the events of today

but because of suspicions
I had from the first day.

Claudia: Tom.

I've also put Niko.

I think you'd make
a great Traitor.

Claudia: And finally, Nick.

Um, Niko, yeah, you're
absolutely brilliant.

Claudia: Niko,

you have
received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

Niko, you have received
the most votes and you

are banished from the
castle forever.

Please reveal, are you a
Traitor or are you a Faithful?

First things first, I just
wanna say, can't believe

I'm out so quickly,

but it's been an
honour getting to know every

single one of you.

You're all great people.

I can now reveal that this
whole time I've been honest...

and I'm a Faithful.

Stephen: Oh, no.

Clare: How stupid are we?
Seriously.

How did that happen?

Stephen: It was like
more than half of us.

Niko!

Claudia: Players, today you
managed to lose two brilliant

Faithful and I'm afraid matters
are only gonna get worse.

The Traitors will murder again
tonight and this time,

it will be swift.

God!

Claudia: So, you might want
to sleep with the light on.

Stephen: Poor Niko.

Charlotte:
I'm kicking myself.

I'm so disappointed.

Stephen: I think we should at
least consider what he said

about being set up, or
just that we are idiots.

Jonathan: I'd be lying

if I didn't tell
you that I did feel

bad for Niko.

I do think he's very
smart and he's funny.

He really was really impressive.

If I wasn't a Traitor, I think
he would have swayed me.

Oh God!

Tameka: Oh my gosh!

Alan:
That felt awful, didn't it?

Mark: Yeah.

Alan: They've set him
up, though, in't they?

Mark: Yeah.

Kate: I can't believe it!

Everybody turned against me.

I was so mortified!

If it happens again next
time, I'll make

a really big point.

- Yeah.
- I've got your back.

I was so shocked, I
thought we'd got

our first Traitor.

I really did believe it, but
we were so wrong and we lost

someone who I think would have
been brilliant

at playing this game.

Jonathan: Earlier on when we
were in the car, you mentioned

two names you had heavy
suspicions of, but you

didn't mention in there.

Because when I was in there,
I was swayed by Niko

and I regret being... going
with herd mentality.

I wish I'd spoken up about Kate.

So you think possibly
Kate, out of those two?

Tom: Yeah.

It has been surprisingly
frustrating, this game,

being able to find the balance
of saying what you want to

say to try and find Traitors,
but then at the same time,

remaining as Faithful as

possible that you
don't get put on

the chopping block.

So...

so it's gonna be a rough night.

Kate:
I've watched a lot of Niko.

My kids are obsessed with him.

Tameka: I haven't.

'Cause he was getting to the
point, I know I voted for him,

so I'm an, I'm chicken as well,
but I didn't know who to,

else to go for.

I know you, I think
you two are Trai...

you two... God...

Oh!

Well, you wanna go for it, then?

No, no, you two are Faithful.

I know that.

I don't think you're a
Traitor, I just hadn't

heard any
other names at that point.

But I don't understand
why you think I'm a Traitor.

You think I've changed?

I just became aware of
your energy change, that's all.

Um, it's the kind of
change in your demeanour.

Whether it's me
looking for it...

Yeah.

I don't know.

I am so shocked that Mark
thinks that I'm a Traitor,

so I will be keeping
an eye out for Mark.

I am thinking he is a Traitor,
so I'm not sure if I'm gonna get

murdered tonight.

Just don't know in this game.

Clare: Quick one.

We were in the car with Jonathan
and Niko right at the beginning,

before anyone was chosen.

Jonathan wanted to
create an alliance straight off.

You form alliance with people,
that might swing it

in your favour.

Clare: Yeah.

Some people know
each other already.

I don't know anyone.

Niko: We're in trouble!

Clare: No, you're not.

And you've got two
older allies here already.

Exactly.

I was going to
bring that up today

and... at the
Round Table and I didn't.

Celia: Is it Jonathan?

Well, I am thinking...

Celia: That's a wild one.

Clare:
Do you think that's wild?

Celia: N... I've never
thought of him.

That is the game, it
could genuinely be anybody.

Celia: Whoever these Traitors
are, they're fucking brilliant!

No, but they are!

Brilliant!

Celia: They are!

Joe: Goodnight, everyone.

Clare: Goodnight, Joe.

Tom: Hopefully see
you in the morning.

Yeah, sleep tight.

Joe M: After you, Number One.

Stephen: Thank you.
Thank you, Number Two.

Claudia: So, the first
banishment and the Faithful

aren't off to the
greatest start.

Niko is banished.

Everyone must now return to
their individual lodgings,

but the Traitors are going to
meet and decide who to murder.

Oh-ho!

That... what a day!

What a day!

That was a
full day of Traitoring.

That was hard.

Yeah.

I did feel sorry for
Paloma and Niko and I think...

Oh, I felt bad for them.

We've just...
We can't allow that.

We're Traitors.

But it does make us look
like very good Faithfuls.

Jonathan: I think so.

Do you think everyone's looking
at us and thinking that we're

feeling it the
same way they are?

Cat: Yes.

Good.

I will say, I
have heard your names.

Ruth mentioned your name.

I got a feeling
Ruth was sussing me out.

Cat: Yeah.

Alan...

Alan:
Who's mentioned my name?

Cat: I heard, so Clare
said in the car.

Clare?

Right.

Cat: Clare said in the car,
she said, who's the

least likely person to have
been able to murder Paloma?

Jonathan: I don't know how
you should feel about that.

Right, Clare.

Jonathan: So, shall we say who
do we think we should murder?

Tom doesn't trust
anyone, I don't think.

Cat: No.

Alan: No.

Cat:
I think he's a massive risk.

He's very perceptive and he's
noticing all

the little things...

Yeah.

And I think if we did go
for Tom, it doesn't put

us on anyone's back.

Jonathan: Clare?

Alan: I love the impact of
it, just killing Clare.

Everyone's gonna be like,
they're gonna be like

headless chickens.

Why would you kill Clare?

Cat: Clare's been quite vocal
about her issue with Kate.

That's true, that's true.

Cat: So, killing Clare could
help pin it on Kate more.

I want impact.

I want breakfast tomorrow, I
want them to be running scared.

The other route we can also
take is being completely and

utterly random and going for
someone like Joe Wilkinson.

I think Joe is a dangerous
Faithful because

he is smart, I think.

Look, look at the way he very,
very casually and confidently

just said, "I've spoken to
Niko, I don't think it's him

I don't think it's him, I'm
not gonna go with him."

He's not a sheep.

He is someone who's
gonna make up his mind and

absolutely stick to it...

I agree.

And I don't think you'll

be able to defend
yourself against him.

- No.
- No, no.

So, we've got Clare.

Cat: Yep.

Joe... and we've got Tom Daley.

Yeah.

Jonathan: So, we're
all agreed, I think.

Yeah.

'Cause this is
gonna come as a huge shock.

They need their wings clipped.

They're not gonna
know what hits them.

I feel good about this.

So do I.

Yeah.

Who wants to do the honours?

Alan: I'll do it.

I've got a taste for it now.

You really are
getting into this, aren't you?

Alan: Yeah!

Shall we deliver it?

Yep.

- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.

Alan: Let's get murdering.

Claudia: Last t night, the
Traitors committed their second

murder, but who will make it
to breakfast this morning?

Charlotte:
Oh, we're first in!

Oh, we are!

We're first in.

We're the first.

First to survive.

First to survive!

Oh my goodness.

Oof!

Two crosses, of course.

Ah!

How's everybody feeling
about last night?

Somebody had to go but...

I'm sorry it was Niko
because he was young and

enthusiastic and Traitors
will have listened to him...

Yeah.

And how he defended himself.

Yes.

And learned.

It was a great defence,
I thought.

Yesterday, ugh!

We're gonna have to be
better than that, aren't we?

That really was a disaster.

I suppose the day will come when
I'll see my name on someone's

slate and I don't know
what that'll be like.

A stab in the heart, won't it?

Ooh, hello.

Come in.

Hello.

Yay!

Hello!

Oh!

Cat: This morning, I
feel alright, actually.

I don't think
any eyes are on me.

This is great, by the way.

This is my tribute to Claudia.

Oh! I love it!

So good.

How's it going?

Oh my God, Niko.

Oh, don't.

I was too convinced.

Yeah, totally.

Too sure.

Here we go!

Here's a knock!

Kate: Come in!

Oh!

Luce and Joe!

Okay, he's back, he's back.

Oh, that's very good.

Yes, he's - yeah.

He's back, yeah, yeah.

Ruth: I'm delighted to be
here for another day, but I do

think collectively as a group,
we all need to grow a pair

and start saying what
we actually think.

You know like last
night, I don't know if you felt,

it was quite emotional,
that, and I was quite upset...

What? Which one?

Jonathan: The whole thing.

You were quite upset?

It didn't stop you
voting for him, though.

No, but I felt bad
about it afterwards and

I also felt, I was
almost swayed by it.

What happened
to that alliance? Huh?

- I didn't have an all...
- That you made in the car?

- I never...
- Yeah, you did.

Not with Niko, I didn't.

Yeah, you did.

He was in our car the
first day, wasn't he?

And I didn't have an
alliance with anyone in the car.

I'm not...

You said to us in the car,
day one, "We're all gonna

look after each other.

This is an alliance."

Yeah, but you know what?

If you think someone's a
Traitor, you've got to

go for it.

Ruth: Yeah, he kind of
stabbed Niko in the back there,

um, you know, and I've no
doubt that that dagger's going

straight in my back, probably
sometime soon as well.

Stephen: So, who is left now?

Celia, Tom.

Stephen: Clare.

Tameka: Clare.

Stephen: Alan.

Tameka: Alan.

Stephen:
That's it. Those four.

Ooh!

I mean, they are
major players, somehow.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

They are big figures.

That's shocking, one of those.

Joe W: They'd better
not have killed Celia.

If Celia's gone, then...

Bloody hell, that's...
any one of those.

Stephen: I'm not confident
that Tom is not a Traitor.

Ahh.

Woo!

Hello!

It's Tom!

Tom's gone?

- It's Tom!
- Tom's gone?

I don't believe it.

He was next on my list as
a Traitor, to be honest.

Have we arrived at consensus?

Tom Daley.

He's super smart.

- Yep.
- Yeah.

Very perceptive.

Lots of people will
eventually get on to us.

Yep. Yeah.

And maybe we can steer the blame

towards another Faithful.

Yes. Yep, yep.

By the way, gold medals don't
count as shields, do they?

No.

Oh, dear.

Look at that.

"Dear Tom, by order
of the Traitors,

you have been murdered."

Signed, The Traitors."

Well, that didn't
take long, did it?

I am gutted to be
leaving the game.

I think I was murdered
because I think people see me

as a threat, and I
think they might think

I'll weasel them out eventually.

Now I guess I've got to
go and do one final dive

into my grave.

I'm really shocked by that.

I'm shocked.

- Yeah.
- But you see, he is smart.

He is a threat.

Why is Tom gone?

I was furious because I
thought, how can there

not be Tom in this room?

And, you know, added to
the fact I've known him

since he was like 12 years old.

So yeah, I felt really bereft.

I can't work that out.
Can you?

I can't work out...
Why would you...?

Why did they get rid of Tom?
Because he's a threat.

Because he's a really
good game player.

Because he's smart.

It was just the kind
of impact I wanted.

People couldn't believe it.

"Where's Tom?

Why Tom?"

Well, he's been murdered.

Deal with it.

Oh, hello.

Oh, my goodness.
Good morning.

Good morning, players.

All: Good morning.

So as you can see,
the murdering has continued.

And poor Tom is dead.

Oh, my goodness.

I love Tom.

So this isn't personal,
but it is tradition.

Wow.

He won gold for this country.

That wasn't enough?

Pretty soon, it'll be
time for a mission

where you can add money
to the prize fund.

And I leave you with this.

A chain is only as strong
as its weakest link.

I'll see you soon.

Mmm.

So, are they going to try
and find a weak link?

Or are we building
something with a weak link?

We've got to get a Traitor
today, though, haven't we?

We're getting a Traitor today.

We've got to get one.

We've got to get
a Traitor today.

- I hope so.
- I don't think...

I'm not very convinced!

Wow. I might just
get some fresh air.

I'm absolutely gutted about Tom.

He's one of the good guys.

He was wonderful, and,
like, losing that

level of observance...

Yeah... amongst us.

I mean, who gets
rid of an Olympian?

Totally!

I don't think he's done
enough for this country.

Why do you think
they got rid of Tom?

Well, look, I was in a car
with him once on the way back,

and I said to him, "Who
are you thinking, Tom?"

His two top picks
were Kate and Claire.

But if they're just
voting for someone

'cause they've
mentioned their name,

and everyone knows they've
mentioned their name, right?

Oh, right.

I don't think they would
do that necessarily,

'cause that's, it's too easy
to trace it back to them.

I'm sort of trying
to pin the blame

of Tom's murder onto
Kate and Claire,

but as long as they
banish someone

who is a Faithful
then it's a win.

I'm kind of furious
because um...

Oh, what?

Tom was such a bloody
good competitor

and interestingly as well,
I might have been...

He might have come up for
discussion again tonight.

So why would you kill him?

Why would you kill him?

He's too much of a threat.

He remembers too much.

He was too much of a threat.

I mean, that's just a speck.

Yeah, no, I'm there
with you as well.

He... cos he did say in the
car that we were all going to

make an alliance, didn't he?

Yeah, but he wouldn't
have known then.

No.

He's just thinking
he needed friends.

No, but you think that
was game play because he

wanted to be a Traitor.

Oh, I think he certainly wants
to be a Traitor,

whether he is or not,
it doesn't matter.

He lied point blank about
the whole alliance thing.

Don't piss in my ear and
tell me it's raining.

Like, I know what I heard.

Here we go.

A fun day out with
all the weird family.

Elizabeth: The prize pot
currently stands at £19,500.

In today's mission, the Traitors
and Faithful will have to work

together if they want
to bank more money.

Let's do this then, shall we?

There's no way there won't be

an absolute massive legend
amongst the Traitors.

- In the Traitors.
- I believe that.

But then, do we start
looking at people like

Stephen and Alan Carter
and actually you,

Jonathan, to be honest.

Well, you know what, I'm really
happy for my name to come up.

Are you?

'Cause all our names are
going to come up.

I'm Faithful, I'm not
worried about it.

You can tackle it head on.

Yeah.

We can't move for Traitors
in this place.

Just trust everybody, sir.

That's how you ended up
in the coffin.

Well, Alan, I don't think,
would kill Polona.

Well, that would be
twist of the century.

Yeah.

Also, he'll probably have to
move to Mexico

and change his name
once he gets home.

Oh, hang on.

Oh, my God.

Ooh, oh, look at these.

Oh, my heavens.

Oh, God, how scary.

Goldfaced cloak people.

Jesus, I don't like it.

They're statues.

I don't think they're
real people, are they?

Oh, my God, it is moving.

They're coming to get us.
No!

Ah!

Oh, my God.

I don't know what's happening.

Oh!

Get out of it.

Leave it alone!

Oh, oh. Goodbye.
Nice knowing you.

These sort of spooky
cybermen in cloaks

gently led us away,
which, the gentleness

is almost more kind of sinister.

Oh, my God.

What do these weirdos want?

And then we see Claudia's cabin.

That's horrible.

We're just terrified to know
what's going to happen inside.

Off to you then, Kat.

Oh, no, this feels, like, scary.

When we walked into this cabin,
we were all genuinely scared.

Oh, what is going on?

Chains and locks.

Oh, my gosh.

Lucy: The roof was curving in.
It smelled.

It was, like, damp.

And it was really, really eerie.

- Oh, look out.
- Oh, hello.

Oh, my gosh.

Chaining people.

The druids chained us

to a big metal ring in
the centre of the cabin.

I've forgotten my safe word
that means "ring my agent".

Players, welcome to the
worst team building

away day experience in history.

What just happened?

I just farted, Claudia.

I'm so sorry.

Genius.

I'm so sorry.

It's nerves,
but I always own up.

I know.
I always own up, too.

Guys, settle.

As you can see,
you are all chained up.

Here's the lovely news.

There are 16 keys.

You have 25 minutes in which
to release yourselves.

For every player that is
released and is outside

the cabin with me, I will
add £500 to the pot.

So today, you could
add a whopping £8,000

to the prize fund.

A tiny tip.

There are four keys
hidden inside here.

The rest are outside.

A key can only be used
once, and also on that key

is a clue as to where
to find the next one.

There are two shields.

They are outside the
cabin, and there are clues

to how to find them.

Okay, remember, for every
player that is released,

£500 will be earned.

And try, if you can, have fun.

Who wants to go
first four or not?

Someone's good at
puzzles, which is Nick.

Stephen's good at puzzles.

I'm not the best at puzzles,
but I'm good at looking.

I'm good at looking
and I'm fast.

Players, your 25
minutes starts...

three, two, one.

Now!

Okay. Okay, let's start looking
everywhere.

What about under the thing?

Andy, see anything?

I can't see a thing.

Oh, there we go.
Something's just fallen.

Ah!

Here!

There we are. Brilliant.

- There's one.
- Here.

Mark!

Yep.
Thank you.

When those keys dropped down,
Stephen, Cat, Mark and myself

were able to uncuff ourselves.

Yeah.

Oh, the clue is...

- Water pump, is that?
- Water pump!

Okay, right.
Go, go, go!

Okay.

- A water pump. A water pump.
- Oh, here, here.

Okay, okay.

So, what does it say?
Does it say anything?

Yeah, yeah.

We've got the pump.

Fill this...

Why is it so leaky?

Fill something...

Fill... Oh, you have
to fill something.

Fill that with this water.

Oh, there, there, there,
it's that.

Oh, yes, fill this with water.
That's what it is.

There was three keys
in the bottom of it

that would float up as you
filled the receptacle.

The wholly bucket,
for God's sake!

Little watering cans, oil
cans, they all had holes in.

So...
Fill it up.

Out they went.

Oh, getting very wet.

Claudia:
What they're about to find out

is everything they do out here

has a consequence for
the people in the cabin.

Just chill out now.

Oh, water!

Okay, whoa, whoa!

Cold, brown, dirty water pouring
everywhere over everybody.

Nothing like the sound
of screaming celebrities.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

No!

What are they doing out there?!

I was absolutely soaking.

I mean, it was like
water torture.

Hurry up!

Hurry up, you dickheads!

It's slow business.
Jeez.

I could hear people screaming
and I just thought,

"Thank the universe
that I am not in there."

It's filling up, though.
It's filling up.

It's filling up.

You're not going to drown,
Tameka, are you?

Oh, my God.

Covering the holes if you can.

If you do that...

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Hurry up!

Are you all right?
Do you want to go?

I need to get out.
I can't help you.

I can't help you in here.

Come on, guys!

Do you want to get out?

Yes.

Can we have a key for Celia?
She'd like to go next

before she farts again.

She's going to blow.

That was a good one.

That's a good one.

Yep, yep, I've got it,
I've got it, I've got it!

There's three.
Here.

Who are they going to release?

Please release Celia.
I love her.

Quick! Hurry up!

Celia! Celia, Celia.

Lucy, Lucy!

Who's next?

Tameka, Tameka.

Tameka, she's desperate.

I'm out.

And I'm like, thank
you, Lord Jesus,

because I didn't want to drown.

What the hell is that?
Any idea what this is?

Oh, here, here, here.

Oh, look, the keys are here.

So there's only two...

Loosen everything off, I think.

So seven of them are
out of the cabin.

That means so far,
they've raised £3,500.

Nobody has gone
for a shield yet.

Oh, no, we need to find them.

- Tameka: Oh, it's this thing.
- Screws. Screws.

Here we go, here we go.

Oh, great, great.

Ah!
Oh, my God.

We had to slide the keys, which
were located at one end

of the pipe, to the other,
but in order to do that,

you had to kind of unscrew loads
of bits and bobs attached to it.

As soon as we take this apart,
the keys will come off.

Got to disassemble
the whole pipe.

Okay, first one's out.

Ah!

What is this?

God, there's an
enormous bolt in here.

There we are, got it.

Ah!

Fuses are blown.

Unscrew the taps, they just
unscrew by themselves.

We need a spanner for this.

Ah!

What is wrong with it?

This is the worst hotel
I've ever stayed in.

It went from the
waterworks going

to the fuse box losing the plot.

Ah!

Joe:
And the lights flashing.

It was like being
in a live exorcism.

Oh!

Stop doing that!
It's tense enough!

I would say the worst part
of that mission was having

to stand next to Kate.

I'm pretty sure one of my
eardrums is now perforated.

Stop it!

What are you doing, guys?

We're coming!

We're coming, darling, sorry.

Screwdriver!

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Who's the next lot?

Joe, they might
need your muscles.

I think the two Joes.
Yeah.

Right, okay, here we go.

Right, go!
Go, go!

- Oi, oi, oi!
- Well done.

Satisfaction slid it back in,

then the keys came out
and we released more people.

Joe, Joe,
the two Joes, the two Joes.

Which one next?!

Two Joes!

Okay, there's keys there,
there and there.

Oh, yes.

So I guess we need to
construct some kind of pulley.

This is where your physics
degree comes in handy.

There are seven keys
left to get.

They're doing really well.

Go, Joe! Free us!

Free us!

You've got to do...

Is that doing anything?

Yeah, that's coming down.

Three wheels, three sets of keys
to unlock the last few people,

but it just took forever.

You're doing brilliant.
It's coming down.

It's very slow.
It's very slowly geared.

That's going the wrong way.

- Wrong way.
- Wrong way... oh!

Oh, my god!

- Holy moley!
- Feathers!

Oh, that's the smell.

Oh!
Oh, it stinks!

Oh, god, that's bad!

We were pummelled with feathers
that smelt like poo.

There's no other way to say it.

- Eww!
- Oh, that's disgusting!

Oh, that's disgusting!

I was proper dry heaving.
Bleurgh! Bleurgh!

It was disgusting.

Then, of course, I tried
to close my mouth,

and then my fingers
were covered in feathers,

and they went up my nose.

Oh my god, it was hell.

Oh, that's terrible!

That is a bad smell.

Wait up!

Joe Marler just got hold
of the handle,

and it was so fast,
you couldn't even see his hand.

I've never seen
anything like it.

A few more turns.

It's coming down towards me.

Everyone just seemed desperate
to get the last keys,

get the last members of the team
out of the cabin.

Keep going, keep going!

I've got it.
Thanks, Kat.

Go, Celia, go!

Oh, for god's sake!

Oh my god, that stinks!

Who needs undoing?

Alan! Alan!

I've never been more pleased
to see Stephen Fry.

He sort of kicked through
the door.

It was like The Bodyguard,

when Kevin Costner
rescues Whitney Houston.

He just swept me up
and took me out that cabin.

Come out, for god's sake!

I was nearly sick,
it's so disgusting.

We're all out!

Everyone's out.
Everyone's out!

Just a great feeling.

We've got the money!
We've done it.

- What are we looking for?
- Now the Shields!

All the celebrities are out,
so that's brilliant.

They have banked all the money.

They are now
looking for a Shield.

How do we find the Shield?

Oh, shit, look.

- Ugh.
- Oh, god.

There's only two available.

Who's going to find them first?

There's a ballcock.

Oh my god.

You've got one.
You've got it.

- Yep, got one.
- She's got one!

- She's got the Shield!
- Happy days.

That's what I needed.

You've got a Shield!
Brilliant.

Yeah. I know.
I'm so pleased.

I'm feeling really vulnerable

and I desperately wanted
to get a Shield.

And here is the most
precious thing of all.

Thank god.

That means I can't get murdered
tonight by the Traitors.

Doesn't mean I can't
get banished, obviously.

I found the...
oh, no.

I haven't found one.
I found the spoon.

Oh my god, that's so disgusting.

- I've got one!
- Well done, Mark.

You're safe.

Very, very relieved
that I've at least

got one decent night's sleep.

Players, well done.

All of you managed to get
out of the cabin in time.

That means £8,000
is added to the prize fund.

Two Shields were on offer.

Clare and Mark, you are both
protected from murder,

but as you all know, nobody
is protected from banishment.

Go back to the castle, clean up.

That was quite a laugh.

- For you.
- Well...

There is that.
The Round Table, not so much.

I'll see you back at the castle.

Well done.

It'll be interesting, actually,

Mark and Clare knowing that
they're protected.

I was just about to say,
will Clare be bolder?

Mark was quite bolder.

Yeah, he was, actually,

and he didn't
have a Shield for that.

Ah, yeah.

Last night
round the Round Table,

you said, you thought Mark,
'cause he's standing back,

but I think he's just trying
to be a good Faithful.

That's the problem,
and observe people.

And I understand that.

But like I said,
when you are Faithful,

in the moment,
you're going to react.

I find it very hard to...

Not be shocked?

See something
and then look around.

I think he's a Traitor.

That's staggeringly bad.

Look at this.
Oh my god.

Very shocked by those

that walked in
with their boots still on.

Coo-ee.
How you doing?

Hello.

What are you guys
thinking about...?

I'm not going to hold back.

I think I held back
too much last night.

Well, I might take
more of a backseat,

'cause I didn't hold back
last night.

But you're in a great position
'cause you've a Shield.

If we want to catch
the Traitors,

we all collectively
have to grow a pair, I think.

Who did you vote for?

"Who did you vote for,
Ma?"

How do you feel about that,
Tameka?

I'm okay.

These Traitors
are very clever, I think.

I do.
I really do.

I also think it's a really
hard job to be a Faithful.

I did not take that on.

But actually, the job
of finding the Traitors

is really tricky.

We've got to roll up
our sleeves and do it.

Actually, I'm going
to go and snoop

and listen
to other conversations.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

I'm snooping around the place

trying to work out
what people are up to.

Celia.

So if I was a Traitor,
I'd be worried,

because I'm vocal
in my investigations.

We're just talking about
the Round Table.

Don't know what we're going
to say.

No, I don't.
But I've just left the table

with the girls
in the breakfast room

to snoop on other conversations.

You know, if you're snooping,

you know you're meant to not
tell people you're snooping.

First law of snooping.

First lesson at snoop school.

Don't tell people
you're snooping.

- Who are you voting for?
- I've got two options.

Go on, then.

Alright, one, two, three.

Okay, fine.

One...
- Two, three.

- Jonathan.
- Stephen.

Are you really?
You player.

Do you want to hear my reason?

I went round the whole table
the other day.

I think he's
the only one who would have

the gumption to murder Paloma.

You wouldn't.
Alan definitely wouldn't.

That's why I think
he's a Faithful.

The only reason
I'm thinking Stephen...

is because he got it wrong
last night,

so it made me get it wrong,
so I looked a fool.

That never happens.

Knob.

Stephen is my absolute...
- Faithful.

Faithful, because I think

Claudia will want to see
if Stephen can break the code.

Maybe Claudia picked a war
to be had

between the Traitor team,
led by the big dog...

Jonathan.

Jonathan,
against the Faithful team,

led by the Faithful big dog
of Stephen.

Yes, I think that.

And then that's the...

She's gone, "I want to see

which team's going
to win there."

That's what I think.

Today, our celebrities
were chained up,

locked in a cabin,
desperate to get out.

They're about to be locked
in a different kind of room.

And at the Round Table,
nobody wants to leave.

I am just hoping and praying
I'm okay.

I know my name's gonna come up.

I ain't ready to go.

I've got more to give.

It'll probably be
to my detriment,

but I won't be holding back
at the Round Table.

I'm out for blood.

That is the blood of
a certain Jonathan Ross.

I think the Traitors have been
really good at manipulating us.

I'm trying to remember that

everybody in the castle
could be a Traitor.

And it doesn't matter
how much I like them,

all of them could be Traitors.

Players, welcome back
to the Round Table.

Today you banked £8,000.

That means the prize fund

currently stands at £27,500.

Remember, if there are
any Traitors left at the end,

they take all of the money
for their chosen charity,

as well as all the glory.

Before tonight's banishment,
I have a question.

Who can you trust?
Who are you suspicious of?

Players, the floor is yours.

I'll start off.

I just think,
myself included in this,

we all need to be a bit more
forthcoming with our opinions.

Everyone has their theories,
and I felt like last night,

people were kind of
just hopping on the bandwagon

to not draw attention
to themselves.

We're not going to catch
the Traitors.

I've been going around snooping

at the way people behave
in the day.

Who talks to who,
and who doesn't talk to who?

All: Ohhh.

If I was a Traitor,
would I be nervous

of my fellow Traitor
to be seen discussing?

And I've watched,
and most people are,

but there are some people
who don't talk to each other.

- Who?
- Okay, Cat.

And Charlotte, for instance.

I've not ever spotted that.

I feel like I do
talk to you, Charlotte.

I'm sure, I'm sure you do,
but I'm just,

I'm just clutching at
all the straws we've got.

- Honestly.
- It's the way we have to think.

- That's all you can do, but...
- Yeah.

Miss Celia,
after the selection was made,

you did... I mean,
you float anyway.

You float into a room,
but you floated

into the bar very confidently.

It was like, yeah,
you know, leading lady.

So there is that, if we're
talking about people changing.

And I notice you are
quite clever,

just with the words
you use, you know,

"I've done some snooping,"
and then, you know,

you'll throw in
a curveball, "Charlotte."

You know, if we're going
to talk about deflection,

you're very good.

But I think that's quite honest
to say

that I have been,
I'm looking at everybody.

Well, we all have been.
That's the game.

We can consider at least that

at least one of the Traitors

is a very strong mind and a very
ruthless and brilliant mind.

I think both the people that
I have suggested are brilliant.

Stephen:
Charlotte and Cat?

Charlotte and Cat.
And I admire them.

And one more thing to add is,

who is the least likely person
to have killed Paloma?

The least likely.

- Alan.
- Exactly.

You're saying that
it could be Alan

because we would think
it wouldn't be.

It couldn't be.

There's no one it couldn't be.

No, there's
no one it couldn't be.

But that's my point.

The one person that would do
the big deflect would be Alan.

I still don't think
he would anyway.

She'd go mad at him.

I just...
I wouldn't do it.

And I know, I know,
but that's as easy as that, I...

Yeah, I was just...
just in shock, really.

And I just don't know
how the Traitors did it.

I just don't know.
I genuinely don't know.

Yesterday with the coffin,

it was a big shock
for everybody.

But when I turned around,
I saw Mark,

who had distanced himself
from the group

and was looking at everyone.

- Absolutely.
- And then today,

the same thing
with Tom being gone.

It's like,
"How could it be Tom?"

And again, I felt that

you were maybe looking at me
to see my reaction.

And I was quite surprised

that you didn't have
the shock value on your face.

Fair enough.
I mean,

I absolutely understand
why you're saying that.

But Traitors
know Tom's not coming

through the door this morning.

We don't.
- Yes.

So I thought that that was
a really good way

of trying to assess people's
reactions to big shocks.

I hear what you're saying,

but for me,
I found it very telling.

Telling about what?
That I'm a Traitor?

Obviously I want to know
as well,

but it's much more...

it's much more important
to get Traitors out.

So yes, I'm watching you,
because yes,

I still do believe
you are the highest

in my sort of percentage levels
of who is a Traitor.

And you did go
on the offensive to me

before I even mentioned you
at all.

You know, going on the offensive

smacks a little bit more
to me of guilt.

Even though it really
pains me to say it,

the slight change in behaviour
did chime a little bit with me

in terms of, I felt that you
were a little bit jittery,

and I can't lie and say that
it's not on my mind,

and I'm sorry about that.

You are wrong.
- Yeah, okay.

You are wrong.

I really don't know what to say.

I don't have
any game plan as such.

You know, I'm just being me,

and I can tell you
I am a Faithful.

I've got to say, Tameka,
in your defence

and response this evening,
I haven't been convinced.

I feel like
you've been deflective,

but there's not been
much substance.

You're not really backing it up
with anything.

I don't know what else to say.

This is me.
This really is me.

For what it's worth,

I absolutely don't think
it's you.

- Thank you.
- I don't.

I do have one theory, though,
that Claudia's chosen

to wage a war
between two big dogs,

and one's leading the Faithfuls

and one's leading the Traitors.

And I would, if I was Claudia,
I'd go,

"Let's go with Big Dog JR
and Big Dog SF."

You know?
- Right, yeah.

But I can't work out
which leaders you are.

Yeah, no, it makes sense.

And, of course, I've thought
the same thing myself,

and I was terrified
I'd be chosen to be a Traitor.

I have to tell you that
I'm not a Traitor,

but, of course, I would
say that in either case.

I keep thinking about
murdering Paloma

and how it would take
a bit of metal to do that.

Who do I think would be
prepared to do that?

And I went round,
and I hate saying it now,

but the only person
I could think

who might do it
is you, Jonathan.

That I would kill Paloma?

Or have the metal to do it.

I would have to agree with you.

I would have the metal
to kill, I think.

But, no, I didn't do it.

It's very hard to prove a
negative sort of thing.

It's like, "I didn't do it,
I didn't do it.

I can see why you
think I would do it.

I don't know really how to
tell you I didn't kill Paloma

other than saying
'I didn't kill Paloma.'"

Not that you don't like Paloma,
but you'd know that it would

cause everyone
to go, "What?"

Well, I actually have two bones
to pick with you, Jonathan.

I'm going to light the firework.

It's actually before, I think,
the trailers were even picked,

but it just was kind of
behaviour that was indicative

of a game player, I think.

And it was one of the
first things you did

was make an alliance with Niko
and me and Clare in the car.

You said it in the car, did he?

Mm-hm.
Yeah.

Jonathan:
What did I say?

Yeah, you said,
"We're an alliance."

I did not say,
"We're an alliance."

Yes, you did.

We're an alliance?

Yes, you did.

Guys, I swear, I have
not said the words...

You did.

No. Okay,
I'm not going to say...

I'm saying you've misremembered.

I have not said to anyone,
"I'm an alliance."

Okay.

I've said to people,

"I totally believe
you're Faithful."

I've said to people,
"I'm not voting for you."

I have not said to anyone,
"We're an alliance."

I did not say that.

I think what you were...

In the moment, I think
you actually were doing

it for Niko and Ruth's
benefit because you felt they

didn't know anyone.

But you're saying I
literally used the word.

Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
I promise you did.

And then I just felt like
you blindsided Niko.

That's how I feel
about it, personally.

I just thought that those
two things together were

kind of indicative of someone
who's playing the game.

Sorry, the Niko thing,
me blindsiding Niko.

I was clear to Niko.

I said very clearly to him, and
I've said this to others here,

"I'm hearing your name."

I know he is not here
sadly to corroborate this.

And those of you will know
I have come around to other

individuals here and said,
"I've heard your name,"

and that's how I'm trying
to play the game,

which is by testing all
the theories I hear with

all the individuals.

And it's partly because
I want to be transparent,

but also because I want to
see your reaction to it.

So that's why I'm doing it,
and that's why I

did say that to Niko.

Players, the time
for talk is over.

Please write down the
name of the person you

believe is a Traitor.

Joe Marler,
we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is
a Traitor, and why?

I've gone with you, Kate.

It was you who pointed me
in the direction of Niko.

It's the only bit of
evidence I had to go on.

Lucy.

David, I think you're
the smartest person here,

but the least likely that
I wouldn't even pick,

and that's why I'm picking you.

But... but... but...
'cause I didn't...

I was gonna go with Jon
but then I thought,

"I don't think it is Jonathan.

He's just too...
he's too believable."

Kat.

I've gone kind of with the
theory of the big dogs.

I've gone for you, Mr Fry.

Because you are just so
intelligent and would be

an incredible Traitor.

Thank you.

Stephen.

Well, I've taken the same
sort of path as Kat, really,

and I just think that she
fits the profile, Charlotte.

Joe Wilkinson.

I've gone for Jonathan because
of the big dog theory as well,

but I went the other way.

Celia.

Because I noticed Kat was
nervous as a kitten tonight,

also that she would take
the challenge of being a

Traitor and do it brilliantly.

Jonathan, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

I'm going with Ruth.

Even though I wasn't suspecting
you before, I'm now thinking

you might be a Traitor
because you are going for

me with what is not, I don't
believe, genuine evidence.

So, a vote count.

One for Kate, one for
David, one for Stephen,

one for Charlotte,
one for Jonathan,

one for Kat and one for Ruth.

It is wide open.

Charlotte, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

I have voted for you, Tameka.

I just wasn't convinced by your
argument tonight, sorry.

Clare.

Alan, I've gone on the basis
of the least likely person

to have killed Paloma was you.

Therefore...

David.

Well, we keep saying
that the Traitors are

extraordinarily clever.

So I've gone for the
cleverest person,

not just around this table,
but the cleverest person I've

ever met, which is Stephen.

Nick.

I have voted for you, Tameka.

Ruth.

I voted for Jonathan.

I think your behaviour from the
get-go was extremely indicative

of a game-player.

Tameka.

I've gone for
one of the big dogs,

which is Miss Celia,
which I think that you could

play the role of
a Traitor quite lovely.

Alan.

I've also gone for Celia.

I think there's a lot
of projection going on

and I think next time
she goes snooping,

she should look in the mirror.

Thank you.

So, a vote count, and leading
the way with two votes each

are Tameka, Stephen,
Jonathan and Celia.

There are only two votes left.

This could go any way.

Mark, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

I voted for Tameka again,
just because of everything

we've talked about and
because I still believe

that she's a Traitor.

I hope I'm wrong,
but I still believe she is.

So if Tameka gets one more
vote, she is banished.

If Stephen, Jonathan or Celia
get a vote, it's a tie.

It all comes down
to this last vote.

Kate, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

I'm afraid I voted for Tameka.

I'm sorry, Tameka.

I am not convinced at all
that you're a Traitor.

But I just didn't know.

And I had nothing to go on.

I'm so sorry.

Tameka, you have
received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

Tameka, you have
received the most votes

and you are banished
from the castle.

Please now reveal, are you a
Faithful or are you a Traitor?

It has been really lovely
meeting all of you.

It really has been.

I'm just a bit stunned,
if I'm honest.

I am...

a Faithful.

Oh.

Players, what's going on?

That's two round tables
and two Faithfuls banished.

I tell you what, you can
hear the Traitors laughing,

because you're doing
their work for them.

You have got to get
your act together,

because tonight, another
Faithful will be murdered.

So, sleep well, if you can.

That was tough.

It really was.

I was in a state of
slowly increasing panic

for most of the evening.

I know I've got a few
people on my side,

I might have got away with it,
but I'll be honest with you,

I am the luckiest
Traitor in the land.

I can't believe it.

How are you feeling?

Shite.

Don't.

No one's got anything to go on.

I'm feeling rubbish.

I'm feeling rubbish that I led
the charge against Tameka.

And she's a Faithful.

I got it very wrong
and I'm sorry, Tameka.

This is terrifying, isn't it?

I literally can't believe it.

I mean, dear God.

Oh, my lordy lord.

What an absolutely
horrible outcome.

How are you doing?

I was...

Barking up the wrong
tree for three days.

That's how I'm doing.

Yeah.

Brilliant. Persuaded people
to get rid of a Faithful.

Brilliant.

I also had my
suspicions of Tameka,

my wrong suspicions of Tameka,

like, it wasn't
just you, like...

Yeah.

It really, really sucks.

Do you want a top-up now?

Course I do.
Thank you, matey.

Honestly.

Oh, my God.
Terrifying.

It's enough to
give you a heart attack.

I know!

And then Clare goes for me.

But do you know what?

Our names are just
going to come up more and more

and more, so we
just have to get used to it.

I've got nothing to go on.

Was you genuinely in
that for Jonathan?

Do you genuinely think?

That he's a Traitor?
Yeah, absolutely.

I'm a lot tougher than I look,
and I think that I'm on to

something with Jonathan.

It's getting boring now,
just banishing Faithfuls

all the time.

Hello, people.

Hello!

What an absolute
hammer blow of a...

I mean, isn't it horrible,
Adam, when your name comes up,

'cause you just think,

"Oh, my God, we were both
up twice, weren't we?"

Yeah, no, me only once.

Oh, you were only once.

I'm not as unpopular as you.

Do you know why I voted you?

Can I be honest with you?

It was that fart in the hut.

I'm tired.
I'll see you...

Off you go.
If you can get up.

Goodbye, guys.

If one more person came,
I would have put his name.

I'm a nice person.

I think me and Cat
are thick as thieves.

We are...

We just...

We just don't want
Jonathan to drag us down,

and we will get
rid if we have to.

Another round table and
another Faithful banished,

and Tameka has gone.

And it's only about to get
worse for the Faithful,

as the Traitors are going
to meet and murder again

under the cover of darkness.

Whoa!

That was crazy.

I didn't know where
that was gonna go.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, I thought I was gonna
wind up in a draw situation.

I thought you were
getting one, I didn't

think you'd get any more.

I was surprised you
got one, but Celia...

I think that was just random.

That's Celia being Celia.

Yeah.

We've got some heat on us now.

You are at risk.

Clare isn't gonna stop.

Oh, I wish she hadn't
got that shield.

I would've killed her off.

She's on you and she's not gonna
let go of that at the moment.

The other shield is...

Who's got the other shield?

Mark.
I mean, Mark is feeling

pretty low at the minute
because he sort of went

after Tameka and, yeah, so...

So, listen, I'm not worried
about Mark, that's fine.

So those two have
got the shields.

Ruth, we can't...

No, I disagree.
Can I say why?

Oh.

I would be an
idiot to kill Ruth.

Yeah.

Unless they go with the
triple-double-bluff thing,

and I can try and
argue against it and say,

"Look, if I was a Traitor,
I wouldn't have done that.

Why put myself in
the firing line?"

She's not going to stop.
She was so virulent.

Every round table, she's
going to say your name.

It could backfire on you.

And people could get
paranoid and think,

"Well, what if it is the
double-bluff, double-bluff?"

Because people think
of a triple-bluff now.

As opposed to you

"Oh, what if it's the
other side of the coin?"

Charlotte Church gets
it wrong every time,

but she says it with
such conviction.

She said, "Tameka, yeah, I don't
think much of your argument."

She does it hard.

She does go in hard.

I mean, do we get
rid of Charlotte?

Because she's so loud
and wrong, we can use

that to our advantage because
eventually people are gonna go,

"Come on now, hold on.
Why are you always wrong?"

What about David?

David is a possibility,
and that's a good one.

David is intelligent.

He's very smart,
and he's very perceptive.

And maybe it can put a
little bit of heat on Lucy

because she was the only
one to vote for him.

And I think other Faithfuls
will start listening to him

more as the game goes on.

So there's a danger
that he might become an

important force against us.

Yes.

So, we've got Ruth, David...

David.

And Charlotte.

We've come to a decision.

They need to be taught a lesson.

And I know the person who would
like to teach them that lesson.

Right, I'll get writing.

Let's go.

Come on then.

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