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La Fabrique
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You find a good mitt?
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How come when we play baseball,
I always have to be the catcher?
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Because you’ve got good coordination,
sharp reflexes, and you’re fucking fat.
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– I’m not fat.
– Right, you’re not fat.
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I’m not fat.
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I don’t drive a mobility scooter
like that bitch.
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Jesus Christ,
he can’t even walk down an aisle?
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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You can’t even walk
around a Walmart anymore
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without getting run over
by some fat dick on a rascal.
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Why do they even
allow those things in stores?
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They don’t allow them,
they have them available.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Oh my God, look at this!
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Candy Corn Oreos.
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Oreos with candy corn filling.
Holy hell, yes!
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Are you serious?
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Look around,
doesn’t this bother you at all?
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That’s you one day, fatass.
Not even one day!
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If you don’t change something,
that’s you in about a year!
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Are those Candy Corn Oreos?
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Here you go.
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Could I come in?
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Why?
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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking,
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about what you said at Walmart.
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You’re right.
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I’m fat.
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All these years,
you telling me and me saying,
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“No, I’m big boned”
or “No, that’s just muscle”,
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it was always me living in denial.
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I’m fucking fat.
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I’m fucking fat as fucking fuck.
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– All I was telling you was…
– It’s OK.
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Because I’m not gonna live
like some slug
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who can’t leave his house
because he can’t get around.
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Now that I can admit I’m fat,
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I’ve decided to do something.
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Sweet!
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It took me so long.
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I just needed a few extra pounds,
and the insurance paid for it.
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It’s got a basket
for my Candy Corn Oreos.
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You don’t need that!
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– Get off of it!
– Sweet.
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Did you know they make access
for mobility scooters everywhere?
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I can go from my bed to Walmart
and never have to touch a floor once.
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That’s not what I meant
by doing something about it!
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I can’t seem to get
into your bathroom.
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This is a problem.
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Make your bathroom accessible
for my mobility scooter.
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– I won’t be able to take a shit.
– So take a shit somewhere else!
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That’s not the way
this country works.
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Your bathroom has to be to code.
It’s the law.
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What’s going on?
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Can’t seem to be able
to take a dump in your house.
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Doesn’t appear to be accessible.
I’ll look past it this time.
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Get that bathroom up to code
if you don’t want a lawsuit.
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I’m off to take a shit at Best Buy.
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Nobody understands
how embarrassing it is
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to live with obesity.
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Out of the way, please.
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Wherever you go,
you’re treated differently.
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I guess take that big booth
by the window.
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You’re made to feel different,
to feel like less of a person.
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I feel so much shame.
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All I can do is make myself
feel a little better
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by flying to Disneyland
on the weekends.
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We’re going to start
with preboarding.
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Anyone needing special assistance
getting on the aircraft…
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Coming through.
How humiliating.
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But even at Disneyland,
I get reminded of my weight.
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Excuse me,
gotta go to the front of the line.
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What shame I feel.
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Look how fat I am.
I am mortified, you guys.
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Can’t believe I…
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What the fuck is this?
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There’s a wait for the rascal line?
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That kid in the middle
isn’t even fat!
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Look at him!
He’s got no right to be on a rascal!
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You’re not fooling anybody, asshole!
Walk to the back of the line!
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I don’t have legs.
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Well, you got skinny arms.
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And then even Disneyland
can’t take away the shame.
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As all the people suffering
from obesity are ignored,
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like we’re invisible.
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Excuse me.
Move it.
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And so, to go through all that,
Your Honor,
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to go through all the shame
and daily ridicule,
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then not be able
to take a simple shit at Best Buy…
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At Best Buy, I’m sorry.
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To be told by some Best Buy manager
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that your mobility scooter
can’t fit in this bathroom.
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Excuse me.
It’s just so belittling, you know?
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All I wanted to do was take a dump.
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After all I’ve been through,
can’t I just take a dump at Best Buy?
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More lawsuits today,
as people on mobility scooters
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claim they have nowhere to poo.
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Property owners are being ordered
to modify their bathrooms,
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costing taxpayers millions.
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Opponents of the measure
are expressing their outrage
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by engaging in the act
of rascal tipping.
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Stop it, you kids!
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The government warns
that rascal tipping can be dangerous,
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and may lead to fat people
shitting their pants
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as they kick and scream on the floor.
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To counter the crisis,
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the department of health
has called for $25 million in aid,
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so that all mobility scooters
can be fitted
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with a tip assist device.
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Nice, that works pretty well.
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– You have got to be kidding me.
– What?
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We shouldn’t waste time and money
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making sure Cartman’s fat scooter
can’t be tipped over!
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You condone rascal tipping?
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People in mobility scooters
are being victimized!
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So get off your fucking scooters
and pick them up!
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Did you hear him?
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This is exactly what Adele
is talking about.
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Our culture celebrates anorexia
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and makes us ashamed
if we don’t have slim stomachs
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and perky little tits like Kyle.
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I, for one, am gonna stop
feeling ashamed
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just because Kyle throws up
in the bathroom six times a day
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to make sure he looks good
on his magazine covers.
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You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Eating your latkes and gefilte fish,
putting your fingers down your throat,
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because society
tells you how to look!
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I’m not feeling shame anymore!
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From now on,
I’m gonna shop sitting down
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and skip to the front of lines
with my head held high!
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Just because someone
needs a mobility scooter
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doesn’t mean they’re an ignorant piece
of white trash!
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I may be fat,
but I’m not Honey Boo Boo!
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– Who’s Honey Boo Boo?
– You’ve never seen Honey Boo Boo?
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My name’s Honey Boo Boo,
and I’m a beauty queen, bitches!
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I’m fat as a whale,
and I don’t give two shits, girl!
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Her favorite foods
are sketti and butter.
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And she likes drinking
Red Bull and Mountain Dew.
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I’m only six, and I’ve already had
three heart attacks, girlfriend!
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Come on now, Boo Boo!
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Now, get up and wave to them judges!
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We got no shame about our weight,
’cause our weight makes us sassy.
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Jesus, dude.
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What’s happened?
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It’s like something’s lowered the bar
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to the point that nobody
feels any shame any more.
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It’s not like the bar
is this actual, physical thing.
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This is it.
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Throttle down!
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Mr. Cameron,
you don’t have to do this.
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Why don’t you just go back to Malibu?
Go work on another movie.
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I have to do this.
I have to try and raise it.
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The bar isn’t something
that actually lowers.
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Then how do you explain
all the fat people on mobility scooters?
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How do you account for…
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Honey Boo Boo?
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The bar has been lowered to depths
we can’t even fathom.
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If anyone can go down there
and raise it back, it’s me.
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Let her go!
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UV lights on.
Pressure system is normal.
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Music on!
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His name is James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
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No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Who’s that? It’s him, James Cameron
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Systems are normal.
You guys hearing the song OK?
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James Cameron
Explorer of the sea
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We hear the song.
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Descending to one thousand feet.
I don’t see the bar yet.
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It must have sunk pretty low.
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With a dying thirst to be the first
Could it be? That’s him, James Cameron
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Hurry it up in there!
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That’s good.
That’s accessible now.
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Let me try and take a shit
in this real quick.
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This has gone far enough!
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Why can’t people see the difference
between being sensitive to obesity
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and letting fat people
walk all over us?
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What we need
is something to raise awareness.
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– We gotta raise people’s awareness.
– Something like a documentary.
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You know, follow Cartman around
with a video camera,
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then get his bullshit on television.
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A documentary?
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At least,
we’d be voicing our concerns.
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We should feel some shame
for complaining and doing nothing.
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I guess you’re kind of right.
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If you wanna follow Cartman around
and get video of him,
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I’ll pay to make it into a documentary
and get it on the air.
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Really? Thanks!
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I’m gonna go get a video camera!
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If you’re gonna have Kyle
video that stuff for you,
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you should probably tell him
the truth.
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He doesn’t need to know the truth.
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Kyle will get what he wants,
and so will I.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we have an epidemic in our country.
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Obesity is costing taxpayers millions,
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and some are taking advantage
of a system that is flawed.
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Over the past several days,
I have filmed one such case,
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and the shocking video
has been edited by my partner, Token.
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It is our hope that this film
will cast light on a serious issue.
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Token Black Productions.
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He’s chubby!
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He’s filthy!
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And he’s a little bit nuts.
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Here he is, America’s new sweetheart,
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Fatty Doo Doo!
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Fatty Doo Doo?
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Who’s that scooting on a scooter
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Fatty Doo Doo
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Who’s got doo doo like a fatty
scoot-dee doo
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Nobody scoots a fatty doo
like you do
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Scatty foo foo
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Patty poo poo
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White president
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Black president, I don’t care
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Just scoot me up some doo doo
and I’ll be right there
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I only know five chords
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Come in.
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What have you done?
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I’ve helped you make a documentary.
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When we said documentary,
I thought we meant 60 Minutes,
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not Honey Boo Boo!
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I’m trying to make
compelling television.
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Randy Newman did the theme song.
You’re not trying that hard.
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You’re a good kid.
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How can you sit and collect money
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on a show
about a fat child killing himself?
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Where’s your sense of shame?
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I can remember exactly where I was
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the first time I saw Honey Boo Boo.
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I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.
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A shameful, fat family
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eating white trash food
to their deaths.
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Then I saw what network it was on.
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The Learning Channel.
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If they can feel OK about that,
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why can’t I?
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When the bar gets lowered,
we all pay the price.
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What if Honey Boo Boo
was a little black girl?
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Being fattened up by her mom
and talking about grits and hominy?
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But she’s not black.
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She’s white.
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The bar is determined by society.
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It’s not something
that can just be raised up.
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Not by us
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or anyone else.
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Are you guys seeing this?
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Yes, we see, Mr. Cameron.
249
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This is where the bar was
just a few years ago.
250
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It was lowered here when Clinton
got a blowjob in the Oval Office.
251
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And suddenly, men who were
just getting blowjobs in alleyways
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thought they weren’t that bad.
253
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But clearly, something else
has lowered the bar even more!
254
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I must go deeper!
255
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We’re in the pipe, 5 by 5.
256
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,740
I just don’t know what to do.
257
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,740
I mean,
I hate Cartman with all my heart,
258
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,870
but I can’t help feeling ashamed
for taking advantage of him.
259
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But should I feel shame?
260
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Whatever lowered the bar,
it’s not my fault.
261
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,380
So if I kind of go with it,
is it really unfair to Cartman?
262
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I guess not, but…
263
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what are you trying to do?
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Just…
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make some money off him,
like Honey Boo Boo.
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Dude!
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Dude, not cool!
268
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,350
Haven’t you heard what happened?
269
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Honey Boo Boo’s heart gave out.
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Oh my God.
271
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Yeah, dude,
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it’s really serious.
273
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:27,360
The doctors said Honey Boo Boo
needs a heart transplant.
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They’re gonna do a surgery
and put a pig heart in her,
275
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so we’re going to the ranch
to pick out a hog.
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I’m getting a pig heart!
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00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:39,080
If Honey Boo Boo is gonna do pageants
with a pig heart,
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we wanna pick a hog that has pizazz
279
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,130
and knows how to work it, girl.
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00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,210
I want that one!
281
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,590
This one here?
You want this one?
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00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,010
Yeah!
No, wait!
283
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:52,010
That pig over there
gave me the evil eye!
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00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,390
I want that one!
285
00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:58,390
This one right here?
You want this one?
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I want that one’s heart.
It looked at me funny!
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00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,940
We’ve been in the OR
about two hours already.
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00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:09,030
I just hope
when she does her pageants,
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the judges don’t take away points,
’cause she’s got pig heart.
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00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,030
Honey Boo Boo!
291
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:17,330
– Honey Boo Boo!
– What?
292
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:21,170
What you gonna tell them judges
if they ask you about your heart?
293
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:25,380
I’m gonna tell them,
“My heart is sweeter than bacon!”
294
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,670
Who wants sketti and butter?
295
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,060
She’s got a pig heart now,
she thinks she’s a pacaderm.
296
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,100
Show them your scar!
297
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,480
This’ my scar,
’cause I got a pig heart!
298
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,230
My scar makes me sassy, child!
299
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,610
SS Cameron, this is James Cameron.
300
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:53,490
I am now at 16,000 feet.
301
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:56,410
You should see the cold,
darkness of it all.
302
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:59,620
The isolation and yet awe
of the sea’s magnitude.
303
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:03,420
I have now sunk deeper
than any human has ever been before!
304
00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:08,460
Way out here in the ocean depths
305
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,760
Going deep deep deep
306
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,680
Oh hey, James Cameron!
307
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,760
What the fuck?
308
00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:16,140
I’ve been diving in the deep
309
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,350
I’m feeling so cheap
310
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:19,970
Son of a bitch!
311
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:21,810
How did you beat me down here?
312
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:25,560
I don’t want anyone raising the bar,
’cause nobody’ll hire me.
313
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:29,400
Deep deep deep in the ocean
314
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,820
Come on.
Fight me, Cameron.
315
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,990
All right, you son of a bitch.
316
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,780
I’ll take you to hell!
317
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:45,000
It is a violation of my civil rights,
and you should be ashamed!
318
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,040
I’m sorry, I had to tell him.
His life is in danger.
319
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,920
Making money off
of people’s handicaps!
320
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,380
I’d like you
to meet my lawyer.
321
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:00,810
As soon as he gets in here,
he’ll hand you a cease-and-desist order.
322
00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:02,350
That show’s not gonna air!
323
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,190
It actually did last night.
324
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,270
You found a network to buy it?
325
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:10,650
But it didn’t do so good.
Honey Boo Boo killed us in the ratings.
326
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,780
That little bitch beat me
in the ratings?
327
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:15,990
Oh hell, no!
328
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,070
I was our first show, so you can’t…
329
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,620
I don’t give a shit!
330
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,160
Nobody beats my ratings!
331
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,370
Get me a plane ticket.
That bitch is going down!
332
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,710
We welcome you to the First Lady’s
symposium on obesity.
333
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,300
With your keynote speaker,
Michelle Obama.
334
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:38,220
Our country is in the midst
of an epidemic.
335
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:42,010
Recently, a very big conflict
was brought to my attention.
336
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,310
A conflict that illustrates
without a doubt
337
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,100
what should be
our nation’s number one priority.
338
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,610
What will we do as a country?
339
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,730
I cannot give you any easy answers.
340
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,530
But what I can give you
341
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:58,530
is what we’ve all been waiting for.
342
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,740
Honey Boo Boo vs. Fatty Poo Poo!
343
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:06,040
You’re going down, bitch!
344
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,580
Nobody takes my ratings!
345
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,500
That’s good, fatty!
Get pissed!
346
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,420
– I’m pissed!
– Yeah, fatty!
347
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,670
I’m fat and pissed!
348
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,630
Ain’t nobody can beat my Boo Boo
at sketti wrestling!
349
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:17,970
Let’s do this!
350
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,360
Fuck!
351
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,630
I ain’t done with you, bitch.
352
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:53,880
Tip assist!
353
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,010
You think he’s dead?
354
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,090
I hope so.
355
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:05,140
SS Cameron!
This is James Cameron!
356
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,390
I’ve found it!
My God, I’ve found the bar!
357
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,810
Divert all power to subsystems!
358
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,820
2% oxygen left!
359
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,610
The bar is too heavy!
360
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,110
Come on, you bitch!
361
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,780
I’ll be damned.
362
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,790
Dude, you OK?
363
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,170
I’ve been thinking,
how did shamelessness get to this?
364
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:36,590
Did it start
with fat people on scooters?
365
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,090
Or did the bar get lowered
way before that?
366
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,720
And then I started thinking,
367
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,720
maybe it was us.
368
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:47,510
I don’t know, but maybe somehow
we lowered the bar,
369
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,810
a long time ago.
370
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:51,480
And now, we’re all sitting here
in the stink of it all.
371
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,230
There’s no going back.
372
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,360
It’s like, I can’t explain it.
I suddenly feel like this isn’t right.
373
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,320
I don’t know why we were watching
that garbage in the first place.
374
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,620
Mrs. Obama?
Ma’am? You OK?
375
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,740
Something’s wrong.
376
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,410
This is all wrong!
377
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,000
Stop! Everyone!
378
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,420
What are we doing?
379
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,750
How can you let this happen
to your daughter?
380
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,710
I don’t know.
381
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,380
How did I let myself go like this?
382
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:23,760
What have I done?
383
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:28,180
When did we devolve
into watching fat kids sketti wrestling?
384
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:31,100
We need to realize
obesity is an epidemic,
385
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,100
but it’s not a disease.
386
00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:36,480
From now on, I’m going to dedicate
this administration
387
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,770
to fighting childhood obesity.
388
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,110
You fucking bitch!
389
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,990
What the hell is going on?
390
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:52,370
I don’t know.
391
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,960
I think we’ve been given
another chance.
392
00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:04,340
Mr. Cameron, we can’t believe it!
393
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:08,220
We’re done here.
Set course for the set of Avatar 2.
394
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,770
People should know.
395
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,430
How you saved us all.
396
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:15,270
How you raised the bar.
397
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,350
How will they know
what a hero you are?
398
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:23,820
James Cameron doesn’t do
what James Cameron does
399
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,360
for James Cameron.
400
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,780
James Cameron does
what James Cameron does,
401
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,830
because James Cameron is…
402
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,040
James Cameron.
403
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:42,300
His name is James Cameron
The bravest pioneer
404
00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:45,970
No budget too steep, no sea too deep
Who’s that? It’s him, James Cameron
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