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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:07,670 La Fabrique www.sous-titres.eu 2 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,080 Fellas! 3 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:48,960 What? 4 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,340 Guess what Larry Barsky told me! 5 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,510 What? 6 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,760 – Guess! – Just tell us, Butters. 7 00:00:56,010 --> 00:00:58,220 There’s a new girl that started school here today, 8 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,350 and she’s joining the cheerleading squad. 9 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:02,640 – We have a new cheerleader? – What she look like? 10 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:05,100 All right! 11 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:06,560 If there is a new girl, 12 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:09,560 we’re not putting claims on her and getting into a big fight. 13 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:12,030 It’s gonna be her choice who she likes the most. 14 00:01:13,190 --> 00:01:14,650 Look, there she is. 15 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,240 Oh, my God! Token, are you stoked? 16 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:28,710 That’s awesome, Token. I’m happy for you. 17 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:31,380 Why? Why are you happy for me? 18 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,090 I’m being seriously. 19 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:35,840 You will be really cute together. What you gonna say to her? 20 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:36,760 Nothing. 21 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,850 Token is shy! 22 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:44,140 Oh, my God, that is adorable! 23 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:47,020 And so what we start to see now 24 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:50,650 is a pattern in world history much like the Greeks and the Romans. 25 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,770 Remember there were seven families 26 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,400 fighting for control of the land of Westeros. 27 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:57,360 The King of Westeros was who? 28 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,910 Robert Baratheon, and he asked Eddard, 29 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,450 also knows known as, of course, Lord Stark, 30 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,330 to serve as Hand of the King. 31 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:06,700 You remember that Lord Stark accepted, of course. 32 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:09,500 The Queen’s family, the Lannisters, 33 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:12,670 were really trying back then to take control, weren’t they? 34 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:16,550 Where were Targaryens at this time? They were across the sea. 35 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,800 They were also trying to take the throne. 36 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,260 Go ahead. 37 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:23,180 So we’ve got the Greeks, the Romans, the Starks, the Lannisters… 38 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:24,970 Would you shut the hell up? 39 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,890 … headed for a big blowout right in season 2. 40 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,650 You want me to pass her a Jelly Bean? 41 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,820 Token, is there a problem? 42 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:40,070 He’s just little sick. 43 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,410 He’s got boneritus. 44 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:42,780 Right, guys? 45 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,120 Everyone pay attention! 46 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:47,700 Now what I want to get into today 47 00:02:47,870 --> 00:02:49,660 is what was going on in the North. 48 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:53,420 Because that’s the whole other matter that’s pretty hard to keep straight… 49 00:02:58,210 --> 00:03:00,380 So Kelly told Stacy that she wasn’t invited. 50 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:01,760 Now Stacy pissed as us. 51 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,510 Guys, can I talk to you? 52 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,890 – Why? – Can I talk to you real quick? 53 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:11,390 What kind of stuff is the new girl saying about Token? 54 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,100 About Token? Why? 55 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,980 Token’s really shy… 56 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:17,860 I’m just here on his behalf to, you know… 57 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,320 Token likes Nichole? 58 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:21,070 Of course. 59 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:23,620 I don’t think she has any idea. 60 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,200 Could you let her know she might have to make the first move? 61 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,580 One, two, three, four. Sorry, Bebe. 62 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,960 That’s OK. 63 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,380 So, Nichole, guess what? 64 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,840 One of the boys here already has a crush on you. 65 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:43,680 Oh, my gosh, who? 66 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:45,010 That boy, Token. 67 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,600 He’s really nice. I dated him for a little while. 68 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:49,560 Go for it! 69 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,850 Geez, thanks, you guys, but to be totally honest, 70 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:54,850 I kinda think this other boy’s cute. 71 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:55,980 Who? 72 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,570 That kid with the orange coat and the green hat. 73 00:03:58,690 --> 00:03:59,730 You mean Kyle? 74 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:02,780 What? 75 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,860 Nichole loves Kyle! 76 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:07,080 Nichole and Kyle sitting in a tree 77 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,040 K-I-S-S-O-M-G 78 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,410 Shut up, it’s just a crush. 79 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:14,830 Motherfucker! 80 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:18,540 We are Cows, proud and true 81 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,510 Come on, South Park 82 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,380 Go Cows! 83 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:25,680 Nichole, right? 84 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:28,810 Can I talk to you just for a second right over here? 85 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,810 Listen, I heard through the grapevine you’ve got a thing for Kyle. 86 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,600 Who told you that? 87 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:35,940 Just the grapevine. 88 00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:38,020 There’s something you should know. 89 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:40,280 Man, this hard. 90 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:41,900 The thing is, 91 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:43,780 me and Kyle are kind of… 92 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,070 together. 93 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:48,410 He’s my man. 94 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,370 I’m more out than Kyle is, but… 95 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:53,450 he acts like we’re not a couple, because he’s embarrassed, but… 96 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:56,080 we get home, and he’s the best boyfriend I ever had. 97 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:58,750 I’m sorry. I totally respect that. 98 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:00,960 Thanks a lot for telling me. 99 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:04,260 Don’t touch me. It kinda grosses me out. 100 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:05,840 I’m sorry. 101 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,470 Anyway, thanks a lot. Stay away from my man, bitch. 102 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:17,690 I wanted to let you know, if you ever need somebody to talk to, 103 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:18,810 I’m here. 104 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:23,440 That new girl’s into me! 105 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:30,780 At the end of PE class, 106 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,750 Tell Nichole the teacher wants towels delivered to boys’ locker room. 107 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:35,870 How come? 108 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:40,290 Tomorrow, Token and Nichole are gonna be practically married. 109 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:41,420 Are you sure? 110 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:43,710 Maybe they just aren’t meant for each other. 111 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:47,260 Love is like taking a dump. 112 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:50,050 Sometimes, it works itself out, but sometimes… 113 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:52,850 you gotta to give it a nice hard slimy push. 114 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,020 Coach wants you to take these to the boys’ locker room. 115 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,310 He does? 116 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,530 Guys, get outside! 117 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:10,030 It’s the Batmobile! The Batmobile, you guys! 118 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:16,120 – Where? – I don’t see a Batmobile. 119 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:26,920 I’m so sorry! 120 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:28,720 Where’s everybody? What’s going on? 121 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,640 Coach wanted me to… I’m sorry. 122 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,270 Guys, hold up! 123 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:43,020 You’re kinda friends with that Nichole girl, right? 124 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:47,110 What kind of stuff does she like? Do you know? 125 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:51,450 – She likes movies, cats… – She likes basketball. 126 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:53,870 She likes basketball? That’s perfect! 127 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:54,990 Thanks. 128 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,540 We were gonna head over the mall. You wanna go with us? 129 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,080 Can’t right now, but maybe another time. 130 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:05,090 – He has a crush on Nichole. – I don’t think so. 131 00:07:05,210 --> 00:07:07,420 I heard Kyle swings for the same team. 132 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:08,800 Really? 133 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,880 It’s perfect. I could take her to a basketball game. 134 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:15,050 I don’t know what’s happening, 135 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,720 but seems like all the girls are kinda into me lately. 136 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,520 In here! 137 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:28,320 – You think the janitors are still here? – Don’t worry, it’s gonna be OK. 138 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,320 We got water, and maybe somebody even left some food laying around. 139 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:32,450 Come on. 140 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:37,330 Look, somebody left a deli platter. 141 00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:39,370 And board games. 142 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,750 And massage oil. 143 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:43,880 Good. 144 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:52,550 – That was sure an interesting night. – It sure was. 145 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,930 Thanks a lot for making me feel safe in there. 146 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:56,800 That cool have been really scary. 147 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,720 Now that is over, I guess it was kinda fun. 148 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,810 It kinda was. 149 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:04,060 Maybe… I don’t know. 150 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:06,110 Maybe we should get some lunch tomorrow. 151 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:08,940 My God, so cute. 152 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,860 – I’d like that. – Cool. 153 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:13,110 Thanks again. 154 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:16,200 My God! 155 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:17,780 We did it. 156 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:20,120 We found them each other’s ray of sunshine. 157 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:22,710 You’re my ray of sunshine, Cupid-Me. 158 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:08,390 Token was gonna push her, but then he tickled her instead. 159 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,310 Why are you so into their relationship? 160 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,270 I don’t know. It’s just so perfect. 161 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,030 – You motherfucker! – Jesus Christ! 162 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:18,280 What the hell are you doing, telling that we’re a gay couple? 163 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,160 Heard that through the grapevine? 164 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,990 The new girl likes me, and so you lied to her! 165 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:24,950 Somebody had to intervene! 166 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,620 You were standing in their way. They belong together! 167 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:31,130 Just because they’re the same race doesn’t mean they belong together. 168 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:34,300 – You fat racist piece of garbage. – I’m a racist? 169 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:36,380 I’m a racist? It’s how nature works. 170 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:39,180 Look, what about Luke Covina and Maria Sanchez? 171 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,720 Is it a coincidence they ended up together? 172 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:45,930 They’re together ’cause they got locked in the school gym over night. 173 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,850 Did they? I hadn’t heard about that. 174 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:52,480 – That was us, remember? – Quiet, Cupid-Me. 175 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:53,940 – What? – Nothing. 176 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,820 – Who is Cupid-Me? – Nobody. 177 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,400 You’ll tell everyone that you lied and we aren’t a couple. 178 00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:03,200 So you can try and ruin things for Token and Nichole? 179 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,910 Look at how happy they are! 180 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:11,420 Is it that you want to ruin that, or are you homophobic? 181 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,420 Goddamn it! 182 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:25,180 Your mother tells me that you already have a boyfriend. 183 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,720 His name is Token. He’s really nice. 184 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:31,020 That’s good, but… 185 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:34,230 your mother tells me that this boy is… 186 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,730 black. 187 00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:38,860 – So? – It’s just… 188 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:43,280 Just because you’re black doesn’t mean you can only date black boys. 189 00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:47,120 It’s a little weird that we move to this whole new place, 190 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,290 and you’re immediately drawn to the one other black person. 191 00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:51,910 Stop, William. 192 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,630 There’s nothing wrong with her dating a black person. 193 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,130 I’m not saying it’s wrong. 194 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:59,710 I’m saying she’s gonna have to deal with racists people out there. 195 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,590 People turning heads and saying: 196 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,390 ”Look at the two black people together. That figures.” 197 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:07,890 It’s not like that. We just happened to like each other. 198 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:12,060 It seems like a strange coincidence, but it really is a coincidence. 199 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:15,060 And we are very happy for you, sweetheart. 200 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:16,980 Here, have some more turkey. 201 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,900 Try the white meat. 202 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:22,530 I know it’s a little dry, but there’s a lot more of it. 203 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,320 Come on! 204 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:29,990 Other people have to use the bathroom. Can you hurry up? 205 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,460 Jesus Christ, you’re giving birth in there? 206 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,130 Sorry. 207 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,340 Cupid-Me! 208 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,590 What the fuck have you been eating? 209 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,640 At least, flush the toilet. 210 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:49,560 It’s cute. It’s little chocolate hearts. 211 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,720 They’re fudgy charms of sunshine. 212 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,390 You’re my fudgy charm of sunshine. Come here, you. 213 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,650 I’ll get you. 214 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,900 Almost got you. 215 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,200 – Everything OK, sweetie? – Everything’s great. 216 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:06,820 Come back and flush the toilet, you silly. 217 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,720 – Can I talk to you for a sec? – Sure. 218 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,560 – What’s up? – Listen. 219 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,560 I don’t think this is gonna work out. 220 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,440 I’m so sorry. 221 00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:39,770 It’s just… 222 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:42,690 I don’t believe we’re on the same page. 223 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,570 I think you’re really great. 224 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,200 We just… 225 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,160 I think you’re really great. 226 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,740 I’m sorry. 227 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,370 I’m sorry too. 228 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,910 I’ll see you around. 229 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,380 It’s not fair! 230 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,340 They were so happy! 231 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,430 It’s gonna be OK. 232 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,430 It’s not gonna be OK. Why did they break up? 233 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,640 They were meant for each other. 234 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,110 They’ll find love somewhere else. 235 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,320 No, they won’t! 236 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,110 Yes, they will. 237 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,110 No, they won’t. Fuck you, you’re an asshole! 238 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:34,990 Looks like somebody could use a little arrow of sunshine. 239 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,120 And you! 240 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:37,960 I should have never believed in you! 241 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,330 In who? 242 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,080 I never wanna see you again! 243 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:46,340 Take your sunshine, 244 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,470 and fucking die! 245 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:04,190 You’re OK? 246 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,150 What happened? It didn’t work out? 247 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200 I guess. 248 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,910 You’re totally broken up? 249 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:17,830 It’s done? 250 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,130 Then, she’s gonna be seeing other people? 251 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,500 Is she sort of available? 252 00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:28,760 We’re through. 253 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,880 So, theoretically, 254 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:35,220 if someone was to step in, it would be OK? 255 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,770 I’m sorry, I like girls. 256 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,810 What the fuck? 257 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,650 We’ll be back with more of The Jeffersons after this. 258 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,820 I work hard, so I need a laxative that works hard too. 259 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:57,160 I can’t be constipated on the job. That’s why I need Soft-Serve. 260 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,500 When I’m constipated, 261 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,500 sometimes, even a hard push isn’t enough. 262 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,710 Don’t give up. Get back in there and get to work. 263 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,300 When the going get tough, the tough gets going! 264 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,260 That’s right! 265 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,650 I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have doubted you. 266 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,990 Please come back. 267 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,660 I know I got a little angry, but I believe in you. 268 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,950 Do you hear me? 269 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:42,830 I believe in you. 270 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,250 No, you don’t. 271 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,210 Yes, I do, Cupid-Me. 272 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,920 Love is the best feeling in the world. I believe you can change everything. 273 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,010 No, you don’t. 274 00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:59,100 I can’t do this alone. They need us. 275 00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:00,720 And I need you. 276 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,270 My little flicker of twinkle stars. 277 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,520 Stop it. 278 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,980 Come on, twinkle stars, we got work to do. 279 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:17,620 Can I speak to Nichole, please? It’s very important. 280 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:20,370 I’m sorry, but she’s at the Denver Nuggets game. 281 00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:21,580 Denver Nuggets? 282 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,290 She went with a nice white Jewish boy. 283 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,630 Welcome to today’s match-up 284 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,430 between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Clippers. 285 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:42,470 Here to sing the national anthem, country music star Brad Paisley. 286 00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:10,920 Nuggets fans, direct your attention to center court 287 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,250 and the president of Halitosis Kidz, 288 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:17,670 who invite you to join in the fight against morbid halitosis in children. 289 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,590 Here to attempt a 3-point shot 290 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,680 for adolescents with terminally bad breath 291 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,770 is the poster child for halitosis kids, Stacy Mullenberg. 292 00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,350 A good try. 293 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,650 – Tickets, please. – No time! 294 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,240 We’re all set for the tip-off. 295 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,910 Attention, please! 296 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,460 This is a message for all of you who have just ended a relationship. 297 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,170 Sometimes, love is hard. 298 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,470 But you can’t just run away from it. 299 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:01,640 When you have something special, you have to work at it. 300 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,720 Even though the world is against you, 301 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,020 you still have to hold on, with both hands. 302 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,400 Don’t let society dictate who you can and can’t be with. 303 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,320 I love you, babe. 304 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,940 You can run all you want, 305 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,030 try to pretend you like girls, but when we kiss, there’s magic! 306 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,660 Don’t let it go. 307 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,330 I want to hold every morning and love you every night. 308 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:30,080 I promise you nothing but love and happiness. 309 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,270 I swear to God I’ll be there. 310 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:58,690 I’ll love you with every gay beat of my heart 311 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,900 I swear. 312 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,330 Where are you going? 313 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,790 That fat turd is the one who set up you and Token, 314 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,870 because he thinks blacks belong together. 315 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,080 He did that? 316 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,920 Thank you all. 317 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:20,340 That’s all I wanted to say. That, and… 318 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,920 the Batmobile’s outside. 319 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,300 Seriously, you got to see it. It’s outside! 320 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,720 What? 321 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,530 I’m so sorry. 322 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:45,110 I thought you were only with me because I’m black. 323 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,030 I’m sorry too. 324 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,740 I wouldn’t even talk to you at first because you were black. 325 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,460 Do you think we could… 326 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:55,790 Do you still want to… 327 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,170 Maybe we can give it another try. 328 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,130 People will look at us funny, think we supposed to be together. 329 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,420 Let them look. I don’t care. 330 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,260 I don’t care either. 331 00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:09,510 I just think you’re a great person. The color of your skin doesn’t matter. 332 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,310 My God, so cute! 333 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:19,820 A place for everything, and everything in its place. 334 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:23,190 That’s right, Cupid-Me. Same people belong together. 335 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,530 That’s right. And I found somebody like you. 336 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,700 – Really? – There she is. 337 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,790 Fuck you, Cupid-Me! 338 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:35,910 Fuck you! 339 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,580 Stop it! 23684

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